Austin: Ally, you're gonna be on a magazine cover. 3我也会上几个杂志
And I've been in a few magazines. 4我来教教你什么叫专业
Let me show you how to pose like a pro.
Bam! 6我不知道 我拍了很多员工照
I don't know. I've taken a lot of employee I.D. pictures. 7我觉得你应该多拍点这样的照片
I think you should do something more like this. 8也许我可以尝试把这些结合起来
Maybe I can try something that combines the two.
Hi, Dez. 10嘿 艾丽
Hey, Ally. 11我可真是受宠若惊啊 但不好意思对你没兴趣啊
I'm flattered, but not interested. 12我不是在找你调情 我在练习摆拍而已
I'm not flirting with you. I'm practicing poses. 13我要上迈阿密音乐杂志的封面了 我被提名年度最佳作曲人了
I'm gonna be on the cover of Miami Music. They named me their songwriter of the year. 14唔 真是个解脱
Woo! That's a relief. 15今晚有个照相师要来帮她拍照
A photographer's coming over tonight to take her picture. 16嘿 我还没被安宁Spa开除呢
Hey, I haven't gotten fired from Tranquility Spa yet. 17你怎么不来做个Spa放松一下
Why don't you come over for a day of beauty and relaxation? 18哦 不行啊 今天有南海滩辣椒烹饪比赛
Ooh, I can't. The South Beach chili cook-off is today. 19不会是你吧 艾丽
Not you. Ally. 20我今天事儿太多了 我得去洗衣店把裙子拿回来
I have too much to do today. I have to pick up my dress from the cleaners 21然后去我奶奶家跟她借项链拍照
and go to my Grandma's to borrow her necklace for the photo shoot. 22-你不能随便戴个项链吗 -不 我就想戴那条
- Can't you wear just any necklace? - No, I really wanna wear that one. 23那是我们家祖传的
It's been in my family for generations. 24-那条项链对她很重要 -我可以去帮你拿
- It would mean a lot to her. - I can get all that stuff for you. 25等等 是会做美味的曲奇的那个
Wait. Is it the Grandma that makes delicious cookies 26还是会讲超级无聊的故事身上还有白菜味的那个
or the one that tells really boring stories and smells like cabbage? 27-曲奇 -太好了
- Cookies. - Yes! Woo! 28可是 奥斯汀 你说过要来今天的辣椒烹饪比赛帮我啊
But, Austin, you said you would help me with the chili cook-off today. 29有的是时间嘛
There's plenty of time for everything. 30艾丽 去做Spa嘛 你应该好好放松一下
Ally, go to the spa. You deserve a relaxing day. 31谢谢 奥斯汀
Thanks, Austin. 32我们去做Spa吧
Trish, let's go have our day of beauty. 33真想做个按摩 这个红辣椒烹饪比赛真把我累坏了
Wish I could get a massage. This chili cook-off has really stressed me out. 34嘿 你能帮我按摩一下脖子吗
Hey, Trish, could you give me a quick little neck rub? 35你确定 你肯让我把我的手放在你脖子上
Really? You want me to put my hands on your neck? 36等等 还是算了吧
On second thought, I'm good.
( Rock music playing )
♪When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
♪'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
♪You're my point, you're my guard.
♪You're the perfect chord.
♪And I see our names together on every billboard.
♪We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
♪We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪And we'll keep rockin'.
♪Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
♪Do it without ya, be here without ya.
♪It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
♪With you it's like, "whoa". Yeah, and I know.
♪I own this dream.
♪'Cause I got you with me.
♪There's no way I could make it without ya.
♪Do it without ya, be here without ya. 54好了 现在锅有了 还需要些什么
All right, here are the pot's, what else do we need? 55先看一下清单吧
Let's check the list. 56或许我们不该把这个放在菜板上
Probably shouldn't have left this on the cutting board. 57有谁看到这个红脑袋的
Anyone seen this redheaded...
Dezperado? 59嗨 查克 你还拿着这个可笑的海报到处晃啊
Hi, Chuck. Still carrying around that stupid wanted poster? 60没人觉得这个可笑啊
Nobody thinks it's funny.
( Laughing )
Wanted for making bad chili.
Classic. 64你想好把你今年获得第二名的证书贴哪了吗
Thought about where you're gonna put your Second Place certificate this year? 65我应该会裱起来送给我奶奶
I'll probably frame it and give it to my Grandma. 66她会贴到她的冰箱上 等等
She'll put it on her 'fridge and... wait. 67我才不要第二 我会赢的
I'm not coming in Second Place. I'm gonna win. 68没错 虽然你去年是赢了他 前年也赢了他
Yeah, just because you beat him last year and the year before 69还有前年的去年和前年的前年也赢了他
that and the year before that and the year before that, 70但这不代表你每年都会赢
doesn't mean you beat him every year. 71不 这就代表我每年都会赢
Uh, yeah, it does. 72我会在中午赛前集合的时候来看你
I'll see you out at the chili round-up at high noon. 73比赛三点钟开始
The chili cook-off's at 3:00. 74你知道这是什么意思
You know what I mean. 75哦 我们当然会来 放心吧小查
Oh, we'll be there, Chucky the kid. 76因为我是西部做辣椒酱最快的 商场的西部
Because I'm the fastest chili maker in the west... side of the Mall. 77平局
Draw! 78他还真不赖哦
Man, he's good.
( Blows ) 80再见了 帅哥们
Adios, muchachos. 81你没压力吧 对吗
You're not worried, are you?
( Scoffs ) 83毫无压力 赢的一直都是最辣的酱
Not at all. The spiciest chili always wins, 84而且今年我还有个秘密武器
and this year, I have a secret weapon. 85他们把这个叫做叫妈妈辣椒
They call it the Your Mommy Pepper. 86因为尝了这个会辣得你叫妈妈
Because one taste and you're crying for your mommy. 87看来查理得叫他妈妈了 因为最后你会赢他的
Chuck'll be crying for his mommy, because you're finally gonna beat him. 88我只需要一小勺 现在我们得注意了
All I need is one little scoop. Now we have to be careful. 89你不会是想把这个涂到你的手上吧 哦 我的手
You do not wanna get this on your finger... ow! My finger! 90我的衣服
My shirt! 91哇
Whoa! 92你今年赢定了
You are so gonna win this year. 93翠西 来美容馆真是太明智了
Spending the day at a beauty spa was a great idea, Trish. 94去 我们本来是来放松的
Shh! We're supposed to be relaxing. 95翠西 你在干嘛
Trish! What are you doing? 96你不是应该在工作吗
You're supposed to be working. 97我在工作啊 女士
I am, Madame Trinka. 98我正在为这位顾客示范怎样正确地放松
I'm showing this customer how to properly relax. 99你去把毛巾洗了 把水重新放满
I need you to wash the towels, refill the waters, 100然后把按摩台打扫干净
and wipe down the massage tables. 101我可盯着你呢
I'm watching you. 102放心吧 我这就去 这就去
Don't worry, I'm working. I'm working. 103我想我现在必须得假装工作一下了 你就呆在这休息一下
I guess I have to go pretend to work now, but you stay here and relax. 104这个水有点
This coconut water is kind of... 105浓
Thick. 106那个是按摩精油
- That's massage oil. - ( Spits ) 107哦
Oh! 108对不起 我不该把那个放在那的
Sorry. I probably shouldn't have put that there. 109我觉得这个看起来有点像水
I guess it does kind of look like water. 110我走之前你还有什么需要吗
Do you need anything else before I go? 111我的洗脚水有点凉了
My foot bath's getting kind of cold.
( Groans ) 113热水就在背后
The hot water's all the way in the back. 114我会加几个热石头进来
I'll just put a couple of these hot rocks in. 115你怎么会有热石头
Why do you have hot rocks? 116我们用来做热石头按摩的
We use them for hot rock massages. 117这本该是很享受的
It's supposed to be really relaxing.
Ow! Ow! Ow! 119但这一点都不享受
There's nothing relaxing about that. 120我说了是本该
I said supposed to be.
Oh!
I know your chili powder's hot, but do you really need to wear a gas mask?
Oh, this isn't for the powder. There's a hundred people here eating chili.
Do you wanna breathe that air?
You're right. Got another one of those?
Grade-a hot beef coming through.
Oh, yeah, and I've got my chili, too.
Hoo-hoo!
You know, I'm glad they put us next to each other this year, Chucky.
I won't have to walk so far to laugh in your face when I win.
- Oh! - You got burned...
Like my tongue will be when I eat Dez's chili.
Both: What up?!
Blondie, you wouldn't know good chili if it knocked on your door and said...
"Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm good chili".
Chili wouldn't do that.
Hey, Dez, I'm here to take my test on Chile.
Nelson, I want you to taste test my chili,
not take a test on the country of Chile.
Aw, nartz!
You mean I learned Santiago is the capital of Chile for nothing?
Well, we have two hours to kill while my chili simmers.
Great. That'll give me time to get Ally's dress
and get the necklace from her Grandma.
Nelson, ready to test my chili?
Well?
It's not hot at all.
Ugh! You have an unusually high tolerance for spicy food.
I'll know my chili's hot enough to win when you can taste it.
I mean, if a regular person tasted my chili right now,
they'd be sweating like crazy. They wouldn't be able to speak.
Their mouths would be so on fire, they'd chug a fruit juice just to ease the pain.
But they'd quickly realize that the acids
from the fruit would only make it hurt worse.
( Spits )
Hopefully, they'd realize that the only thing that can ease the pain is milk.
Hey, gimme that!
And that's why you're my taste tester, Nelson.
Austin, quit sitting around. You gotta go get Ally's stuff.
You shrunk the bath towels!
You spill wheat grass juice everywhere and left it for me to clean up.
And you make wheat grass juice too strong.
Look, you stained my hands.
All I did was ask for a raise.
A simple yes or no would have been fine.
No raise! ( Grunts )
Sorry about your feet.
The good news is Miami Music magazine will probably
only shoot you from the waist up.
That volumizer I put in your hair is gonna make it look great.
There's only one way to find out.
Um...
Maybe we can get the photographer to focus on that pretty smile of yours.
You drank the wheat grass, didn't you?
Yes, why?
- What? Want some? - Mnh-mnh.
How do my teeth look?
Much better.
But I would still smile with my mouth closed for the picture.
I can't do the photo shoot looking like this.
Look, we'll fix your teeth. We'll fix your hair.
And if we can't, we'll put a hat on.
Just relax.
Here, put your hands in this paraffin wax.
It's really soothing.
I don't think I can re...
Ooh, that does kind of feel nice.
See? And I'll put this face mask on you.
I'll have you looking and feeling as good as new.
Close your eyes...
Relax.
Hi, you're here for your massage, right?
I'm so sorry. Ingrid went home sick.
Come back tomorrow.
Hi, Ingrid. I'm ready for my massage.
( Country music playing )
Can you taste the heat?
I taste a Second Place certificate.
- Ugh! - ( Chuck shouts )
Come here, little feller, and taste some real chili.
My chili's so hot, you have to stick your tongue in fire to cool it off.
Oh, yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of Global Warming.
Well, my chili's so hot,
you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.
My chili's so hot, they're thinking about renaming the sun...
"My chili".
Yeah, well, my chili's so hot, it...
It...
What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad.
I also won first place in the smack talk showdown.
( Cackles )
You know what? That's it!
Hey, Dez, I got Ally's stuff.
Oh, sorry it took so long. Ally lied.
It was the boring story Grandma.
( Sighs )
Apparently, this necklace has been in the family for 200 years.
It was originally a gift to a Duchess from a pirate.
Wow, a pirate?
Or it could have been a pilot.
It was hard to tell. Granny didn't have her teeth in.
Whoa, did you just put that whole jar in there?
Yep. I am not losing to that cow-jerk again.
Taste this, Nelson.
It's got a whole jar of Your Mommy Pepper in it.
Well?
Mommy!
Whoa! The necklace.
Get a ladle, quick.
- Where'd the pot go? - It's on the judges' table.
All the pots look the same. There's no way to know which one has the necklace in it.
We are in so much trouble.
That's right. You're in trouble.
Your chili's so bad, when people are having a bad day,
they say they're having a Dez's chili day.
I think I'm having a Dez's chili day.
( Country music playing )
We've gotta find that necklace.
Okay, but we gotta be careful.
I don't wanna do anything that might make me lose the cook-off.
( Sighs )
Excuse me. Could you tell me which chili's mine?
I just need to check it real quick.
Step away from the chili!
No one touches these pots until after the blind taste test.
For all I know, you could be sabotaging someone else's chili.
Do I look like someone that would do that?
Do I look like someone who collects porcelain cats?
We've all got things to hide.
But there's something special in that pot.
I'll be the Judge of that.
Literally. Because I'm the Judge.
So you're saying there's no way I can touch my chili just for a sec?
- Oh, there's a way. - Great.
- If you want to be disqualified. - Oh! Never.
Now get out of here. I don't want any beef from you.
Literally. Because I'm judging Vegetarian chilis.
What are we gonna do now?
We're gonna look through all this chili
without letting anyone know what we're doing.
Hey, Judge.
How do you become a chili Judge?
Do you Judge any other foods?
Stew, breakfast cereals, cobblers?
Hey, look, it's a space shuttle!
Here's my idea. I'm gonna throw this football to that Judge.
When he tries to catch it, he'll drop his bowl on the floor.
Then we'll be able to see if the necklace is in it, it's a foolproof plan.
Hey, catch.
Okay, if we can't get to the chili from the top, we'll go in from the bottom.
Dez, I don't think this is such a good idea.
No necklace, but I'm pretty sure I know which one's coming in last place.
Two words... nas...
Tee.
Your skin is gonna look so good in this photo.
Huh.
What do you mean huh?
Did I say huh?
I'm sorry. I meant to say your entire face is pink.
What?!
Hair dye?
Seriously?
My hair, my teeth and now my face?
Well, there's nothing else to mess up.
Um, Trish, my hands are stuck.
I stand corrected.
Help me.
( Grunting )
Wow, this stuff is sticky.
How have you not been fired?
Actually, I was fired two hours ago.
Madame Trinka's right. I'm the worst.
I just wanted you to have a nice time before your photo shoot,
and now I've ruined everything.
I'm so sorry, Ally.
It's okay. I know you meant well.
I'm also sorry that I just put my hands on my face because now they're stuck!
( Grunting )
- Oh! - ( Screams )
Ah! Ah!
Those aren't supposed to be there.
( Laughing )
I'm sorry, it's not funny. It's not funny.
- No. - No.
Aw, man, they're passing the chili out to everyone.
Oh, great. I can't wait to see their reactions to my chili.
I'm sure to win.
My point is there's too much chili to look through.
We're never gonna find the necklace.
Uh-oh, here comes Ally and Trish.
Hmm. There's something different about you guys.
Yeah, her face is pink, and I don't have any eyebrows.
No, that's not it.
Both: Ally, there's something we have to tell you.
- I'll tell her. - I'll tell her.
- No, I'll tell her. - No, I'll tell her.
- Fine, you tell her. - Fine, you tell her.
- Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking. - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking.
Both: Guys, will one of you just tell us what's going...
- Oh, come on! - Oh, come on!
Ally, I lost your Grandmother's necklace.
What?! That necklace has been in my family forever.
Granny's gonna be so devastated.
We can still find it.
It's in one of those bowls of chili. I just don't know which one.
( Whimpers )
I didn't wanna have to do this because it could mean I lose the chili cook-off but
for you, Ally.
Attention, chili fans.
There's a hidden necklace in one of these pots or bowls of chili.
Whoever finds it wins $1,000!
- Do any of you guys have $1,000? - No.
We better find it before anyone else does.
( Clamoring )
Wait, stop. You're ruining the cook-off!
( Screams )
We've gone through all the chili and no one's found my necklace.
Wait...
- There's one bowl left. - Oh!
The necklace has gotta be in there.
Then that must be my chili.
Since it's the only one left for the judges to taste, I'm automatically gonna win.
Not so fast, Red.
If I get that bowl first, you ain't winning nothing.
Looks like it's just me and you, Chucky.
This Mall ain't big enough for the both of us.
Actually, the Mall's capacity is 2,847, and that doesn't include parking lots.
Proceed.
That chili's mine.
I'm finally gonna beat you.
Not if I dump it out first.
Draw.
( Shouting )
- I got it! - Woo!
Let me just...
Thanks, Dez. That was really sweet.
By the way, one of you owes me $1,000.
Grandma, I won the chili cook-off this year!
Make room on your 'fridge for my first place ribbon.
Actually, make room for two.
I plan on winning the barbecue sauce cook-off, too.
Not so fast, Red.
- Gotta go, Grandma. - ( Beeps )
The barbecue sauce with the strongest flavor wins.
And that's gonna be mine.
My sauce is so strong, it can do 50 one-handed push-ups.
Oh, yeah?
Well, my sauce is so strong, it won an olympic gold medal in weightlifting.
My sauce is so strong, when Superheroes are in trouble...
They call my sauce for help.
My sauce is so strong, it's doing a buddy cop movie with The Rock.
My sauce is so strong, they're thinking about renaming Hercules...
"My sauce-ules".
Okay, that one doesn't even make sense.
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