（低沉的音乐声） (MUFFLED THUMP OF MUSIC)
（门砰的一声关上） (DOOR BANGS SHUT)
嘿。 HEY.
接到你的电话了。 GOT YOUR CALL,
所以…我来了。 SO... HERE I AM.
怎么了，小货郎？有什么要告诉我的吗？ WHAT'S UP, STOCKBOY? GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME?
是啊，我听说… YEAH, I HEARD UH...
我听说“小丑学院”很棒。 I HEARD "CLOWN ACADEMY'S" AWESOME.
你也许想去看看。 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.
是的。 YEAH.
谢谢你的电影提示。 THANKS FOR THE MOVIE TIP.
你到底为什么叫我来这里？ WHY DID YOU REALLY CALL ME HERE?
这就是你跟我说过的那个人吗？ THIS IS THE GUY YOU TOLD ME ABOUT?
你把我的事告诉他了？ YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT ME?
让亚伦看看你的本事 JUST SHOW AARON WHAT YOU GOT
在他发脾气之前。 BEFORE HE LOSES HIS TEMPER.
羟考酮。 OXYCODONE.
甜的。 SWEET.
你做得很好。 YOU DID GOOD.
800.00美元 $800.00
哇，我还需要更多。 WOW, I KINDA NEED MORE.
这里还有400美元 HERE'S ANOTHER $400 -
向着下一个分数前进。 TOWARDS YOUR NEXT SCORE.
管理费用。 ADMINISTRATION FEE.
好了，小货郎。 SO THERE YOU GO, STOCKBOY.
这是你的第一笔毒品交易。 THERE'S YOUR FIRST DRUG DEAL.
（呕吐和咳嗽） (VOMITS AND COUGHS)
人群:(呵呵) CROWD: (CHUCKLING)
♬不惜一切代价♬ ♪ Whatever it takes ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♪如果我坚持♪ ♪ If I hold out ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♬做最好的♬ ♪ Be the best ♪
♬尽我所能做到最好 ♪ Be the best I can ♪
♬我对你说♬ ♪ And I say to you ♪
♬不惜一切代价♬ ♪ Whatever it takes ♪
♬我知道我能做到 ♪ I know I can make it ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
淋浴按摩器，你好！ TOBY: SHOWER MASSAGER, HELLO!
还能看到瑜伽馆的美景 AND A GREAT VIEW OF THE YOGA STUDIO
街对面。 ACROSS THE STREET.
伙计，那些蜂蜜很柔韧。 MAN, THOSE HONEYS ARE FLEXIBLE.
第一次也是最后一次。 FIRST AND LAST.
我不知道，孩子。 I DON'T KNOW, KID.
我感觉我可以带走 I GET THE FEELING I COULD BE TAKING
这是一个很大的风险。 A REAL BIG RISK HERE.
但你不是，好吗？ BUT YOU'RE NOT, OKAY?
我和我女朋友都很安静， MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WE'RE VERY QUIET,
我们非常负责任 WE'RE VERY RESPONSIBLE-
房东：怀孕了。 LANDLORD: VERY PREGNANT.
你确定你们俩负担得起这地方吗？ ARE YOU SURE YOU TWO CAN AFFORD THIS PLACE?
抚养孩子可不便宜。 RAISING KIDS AIN'T CHEAP.
是的，我知道，先生。 YES, I'M AWARE, SIR,
但我完全不在意。 BUT I'M ALL OVER IT.
我有一份真正的好工作。 I'VE-I'VE GOT A GOOD REALLY JOB.
好吧。 ALL RIGHT.
欢迎来到这栋大楼。 WELCOME TO THE BUILDING.
(婴儿哭) (BABY CRYING)
还发烧吗？ FEVER STILL UP?
耳部感染，结局。 EAR INFECTION, THE SEQUEL.
我可以送你过去。 I CAN DROP YOU OFF.
(婴儿威尔士) (BABY WALES)
你确定睡两个小时还能开车吗？ YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVE ON TWO HOURS SLEEP?
我在医院里都是直呼其名的。 I'M ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS AT THE HOSPITAL.
我闭着眼睛也能到那里。 I COULD GET THERE WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
晚餐, DINNER IS-
像往常一样，周一无肉肉饼。 MEATLESS MEATLOAF MONDAY, AS USUAL.
你知道吗？你去吧。 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO AHEAD.
我骑自行车，好吗？ I'LL BIKE, ALL RIGHT?
克雷格：再见，伙计们。 CRAIG: BYE GUYS.
辛普森：这一定是耶利米汽车公司的 SIMPSON: NOW THIS MUST BE JEREMIAH MOTORS'S
最喜欢的新客户。 FAVOURITE NEW CLIENT.
黛安娜买了一辆车 DIANE BOUGHT A CAR
那个推销员是免费的。 AND THE SALESMAN WAS A NO-CHARGE OPTION.
(弱笑) (WEAK CHUCKLE)
我是蛇拱。 I'M ARCH- SNAKE.
你就是那条臭名昭著的蛇。 SO YOU'RE THE NOTORIOUS SNAKE.
还像你和乔伊以前那样把这里搞得一团糟吗？ STILL TEARING UP THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AND JOEY USED TO?
很遗憾，没有。 UH SADLY, NO.
我变成了曾经让我头疼的老师之一。 I'VE BECOME ONE OF THE TEACHER I USED TO GAVE HEADACHES TO.
嘿，上车吧。 HEY, HOP IN.
我们要上路了。 WE'RE HITTIN' THE OPEN ROAD.
自上而下，风吹过我们的…你知道的。 TOP DOWN, WIND BLOWING THROUGH OUR... YOU KNOW.
我要打卡了。 I GOTTA PUNCH THE CLOCK.
就在附近，小蛇。 JOEY: JUST AROUND THE BLOCK, SNAKE.
是自发的。 BE SPONTANEOUS.
乔伊，在我的生活中，“自发”是一个四个字母的词。 JOEY, IN MY LIFE SPONTANEOUS IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD.
我的朋友，你得学会如何生活。 MY FRIEND, YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LIVE.
为自己做点什么。 DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.
你值得拥有。 YOU DESERVE TO.
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
好吧。再见! ALL RIGHT. CIAO!
告诉我你不是在开玩笑。 TELL ME YOU'RE NOT JOKING.
我是非常认真的。 I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.
让罪恶同居的日子开始吧。 LET THE DAYS OF SINFUL COHABITATION BEGIN.
两天前我们还买不起这个。 TWO DAYS AGO WE COULDN'T AFFORD THIS.
有什么隐情？ WHAT'S THE CATCH?
我呃……我和我奶奶谈过了 I UH... I TALKED TO MY GRANDMA
她把钱借给我了。 AND SHE'S LOANING ME THE MONEY.
她处理怀孕消息的方式， THE WAY SHE HANDLED THE PREGNANCY NEWS,
我感到惊讶。 I'M SURPRISED.
我费了好大劲才说服他 WELL, IT TOOK A LOT OF PERSUADING
和雪利酒。 AND SHERRY.
Jt，太棒了！ JT, THAT'S AMAZING!
那我们什么时候搬进去？ SO WHEN DO WE MOVE IN?
等我们告诉你父母再说。 AS SOON AS WE TELL YOUR PARENTS.
我希望我们能跳过这一步。 I WAS HOPING WE COULD SKIP THAT STEP.
但我们必须告诉他们，就像今天一样。 BUT WE HAVE TO TELL THEM, LIKE TODAY.
范·赞特太太：你说什么？ MRS. VAN ZANDT: EXCUSE ME?
你在干什么？ YOU'RE DOING WHAT?
利伯蒂：我要搬去和jt住了。 LIBERTY: I'M MOVING IN WITH JT.
你为什么要这么做？ WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
这样你就能和他在一起了吗？ SO YOU CAN- SO YOU CAN BE WITH HIM?
我有名字了，先生。 I HAVE A NAME, SIR.
我不是在跟你说话。 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
你会好的，好吗？ WELL, YOU WILL BE, OKAY?
因为我是你第一个外孙的父亲。 BECAUSE I'M THE FATHER OF YOUR FIRST GRANDCHILD.
范·赞特太太：（尖叫） MRS. VAN ZANDT: (SQUEALS)
妈妈,爸爸, MOM, DAD,
请尽量不要生气。 PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE ANGRY.
(笑) (LAUGHS)
我们会处理好一切的 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING -
我们自己，孩子。 OURSELVES, THE BABY.
一切。 EVERYTHING.
爸爸，请说句话。 DAD, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.
你想让我说什么？ WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY?
我快乐吗？我为你骄傲？ THAT I'M HAPPY? THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU?
我知道。我是愚蠢的。 I KNOW. I'M STUPID.
如此愚蠢。 SO STUPID.
范·赞特先生：这不是你的错，自由。 MR. VAN ZANDT: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, LIBERTY.
都怪站在你旁边的那个傻瓜。 IT'S THE FAULT OF THAT FOOL STANDING BESIDE YOU.
别闹了，爸爸。 STOP IT, DAD.
好吧，这太棒了。 OKAY, JT'S BEEN AMAZING.
他把我们照顾得很好。 HE'S TAKING GOOD CARE OF US.
自由，你是我们的女儿， MRS. VAN ZANDT: LIBERTY, YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER,
我们会尽力帮助你的。 AND WE'LL HELP YOU ANYWAY WE CAN.
所以我们不能让你搬出去。 WHICH IS WHY WE CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO MOVE OUT.
我们需要你在这里帮你渡过这一关 WE NEED YOU HERE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THIS -
作为一个家庭。 AS A FAMILY.
我明白了， I GET IT,
你想让我出局。 YOU WANT JT OUT OF THE PICTURE.
我这辈子都不想在这儿见到他！ I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIM HERE AS LONG AS I LIVE!
那太不幸了。 WELL, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
因为它哪儿也去不了。 BECAUSE JT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
Jt，我们开始收拾行李吧。 JT, LET'S START PACKING.
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
看起来蛇蜕皮了。 LOOKS LIKE SNAKE SHED HIS OLD SKIN.
别让我想到他的皮肤。 DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT HIS SKIN.
那一定是你的运动自行车了 SO THAT MUST BE YOUR SPORT BIKE
停在装载区。 PARKED IN THE LOADING ZONE.
你觉得呢？ WHAT DO YOU THINK?
学校大胆的新面貌？ BOLD NEW LOOK FOR THE SCHOOL?
在某处valentino rossi SOMEWHERE VALENTINO ROSSI
穿着内裤到处走。 IS WALKING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
谢谢。 GRAZIE.
不知道那是谁。 NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.
摩托gp世界冠军。 MOTO GP WORLD CHAMPION.
我想这是你的新爱好吧？ AH, I GATHER THIS IS A NEW HOBBY?
是的，它是。 YES, IT IS.
但我必须承认 BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT
我不知道你是个摩托车迷。 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE A MOTORCYCLE FAN.
是的… YEAH...
继续吧，H女士。 ROCK ON, MS. H.
把摩托车挪开。 JUST MOVE THE MOTORCYCLE.
医师。 PRONTO.
利伯蒂：对不起，先生。 LIBERTY: EXCUSE ME, SIR.
一个人必须让谁怀孕 BY WHOM MUST ONE BECOME IMPREGNATED
为了得到一些服务？ IN ORDER TO RECEIVE SOME SERVICE?
没心情听精辟的玩笑？ NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PITHY BANTER?
自从我意识到 NOT SINCE I REALIZED
我醒着的每一刻都会待在这里 I'LL BE SPENDING EVERY WAKING MOMENT HERE
如果我们要住在一起。 IF WE'RE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER.
平均来说， WELL, ON AVERAGE,
婴儿一天要换10片尿布。 A BABY GOES THROUGH TEN DIAPERS A DAY.
为了员工折扣，这份工作是值得的。 THIS JOB'S WORTH IT FOR THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.
麦凯先生：是的。 MR. MCKAY: JT.
我们似乎漏掉了什么。 WE SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING.
我什么也没看见。 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
没人去过那里。诚实的。 NO ONE'S BEEN BACK THERE. HONEST.
你不会觉得有东西被偷了吧？ YOU DON'T THINK SOMETHING'S BEEN STOLEN, RIGHT?
否。我没说什么东西被偷了。 NO. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING'S BEEN STOLEN.
正确的。嗯… RIGHT. WELL...
我只是猜测 I JUST GUESSED
根据你担心的表情。 BASED ON YOUR WORRIED EXPRESSION.
我们少了很多羟考酮。 WELL, WE'RE MISSING A GREAT DEAL OF OXYCODONE.
这是一种强效药物， IT'S A POWERFUL DRUG,
所以你可以理解我的担心。 SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY CONCERN.
是的。 YUP.
是的，这完全可以理解。 YEAH, IT'S-IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
看到或听到任何东西， SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING,
你说呢？ YOU TELL ME, HUH?
一段关系中最重要的因素是什么？ WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT OF A RELATIONSHIP?
我不知道。爱吗? I DON'T KNOW. LOVE?
诚实。 HONESTY.
老实告诉我， SO TELL ME, HONESTLY,
丢失的毒品和公寓 THE MISSING DRUGS AND THE APARTMENT -
没有关系吗? NO RELATION?
我只是觉得这是个好主意。 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
你这个愚蠢、粗心、低能儿！ YOU STUPID, THOUGHTLESS, IMBECILE!
你会毁掉一切的。 YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING.
噢!停! OW! STOP!
你会进监狱的。 YOU COULD GO TO JAIL.
是的，我也这么想过。 YES, THAT THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND.
那你为什么要这么做？ THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT?
我们需要钱，好吗？坏的。 WE NEEDED THE MONEY, OKAY? BAD.
听着，我去拿点现金 LOOK, I'LL JUST- I'LL GET SOME CASH
我会从毒贩子那里把毒品买回来。 AND I'LL BUY THE DRUGS BACK FROM THE DEALER.
然后我会把药还给药房。 AND THEN I'LL GIVE THE DRUGS BACK TO THE PHARMACY.
一切都会好起来的，好吗？ AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE, OKAY?
诚实的。 HONEST.
你让我燃起了希望。 WAY TO GET MY HOPES UP.
托比：别这样。这是慈善活动！ TOBY: COME ON FIT. IT'S FOR CHARITY!
Jt：自由让一切看起来很容易。 JT: LIBERTY MADE IT LOOK SO EASY.
托比：提醒我不要从她盘子里拿走任何东西。 TOBY: REMIND ME NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING ELSE OFF HER PLATE.
文章的最后一段真的有必要吗？ IS THE LAST PARAGRAPH OF AN ARTICLE REALLY NECESSARY?
我可以教你一两招 I COULD SHOW YOU A TRICK OR TWO
这是有代价的。 FOR A PRICE.
任何东西。的名字。 ANYTHING. NAME IT.
今天1200美元。 $1200 DOLLARS, TODAY.
（咯咯地笑）我算了。 (CHUCKLING) I'LL PASS.
托比，我是说真的。 TOBY, I'M SERIOUS.
好吧，把钱拿回来 OKAY, WELL, GET THE MONEY BACK
从你的房东那里。 FROM YOUR LANDLORD.
我已经试过了？ I ALREADY TRIED, OKAY?
这是退还的。 IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE.
听着，为了拿到房租 LOOK, TO GET THE RENT MONEY,
我必须做些坏事。 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING - BAD.
现在我需要撤销它， AND NOW I NEED TO UNDO IT,
不然我就有麻烦了。 OR I'M IN TROUBLE.
托比：好吧。 TOBY: OKAY, FINE.
但我今天上哪儿去弄1200美元呢？ BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET $1200 TODAY?
你没有化学键之类的东西吗？ DON'T YOU HAVE BONDS OR SOMETHING?
（笑）你疯了吗？ (LAUGHS) ARE YOU CRAZY?
如果我碰那些债券，我妈就会发疯。 IF I TOUCH THOSE BONDS MY MOM GOES BANANAS.
别管了，好吗？ JUST SCREW IT, OKAY?
我需要帮助！ I NEED HELP!
精神上的变化。 OF A MENTAL VARIETY.
托比，我是在善意地问你。 TOBY, I'M ASKING YOU NICELY.
我需要那笔钱。 I NEED THAT MONEY.
Jt，你得放手了。 JT, YOU NEED TO LET GO.
现在。 NOW.
看到了吗?这就是你没有朋友的原因。 SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
你知道吗？离我远点！ YOU KNOW WHAT? GET AWAY FROM ME!
离开。 STAY AWAY.
辛普森：很难相信杰克睡着了 SIMPSON: HARD TO BELIEVE THAT JACK IS ASLEEP
我们都坐在一起了，是吧？ AND WE'RE ALL SITTING DOWN TOGETHER, HUH?
实际上是个惊喜。 PLEASANT SURPRISE, ACTUALLY.
真是惊喜！ TALK ABOUT SURPRISES!
那令人瞠目结舌的到来呢 WHAT ABOUT THE JAW-DROPPING ARRIVAL
你丈夫昨天在学校做了什么？ YOUR HUBBY MADE AT SCHOOL YESTERDAY?
斯派克：你说什么？ SPIKE: EXCUSE ME?
他做了什么？ WHAT DID HE DO?
在他的自行车上撞个前轮？ POP A WHEELIE ON HIS BICYCLE?
你不知道？ YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
艾玛?豆? EMMA? BEANS?
不知道什么？ DIDN'T KNOW WHAT?
谁来给我解释一下。 SOMEONE FILL ME IN HERE.
哦,嗯… OH UH...
乔伊有个朋友在卖摩托车。 JOEY HAS A FRIEND WHO'S SELLING A MOTORCYCLE.
借给我用了几天 LOANED IT OUT TO ME FOR A FEW DAYS
来尝试一下。 TO TRY IT OUT.
你要买摩托车？ YOU'RE BUYING A MOTORCYCLE?
用什么——沙发宝硬币？ WITH WHAT - COUCH TREASURE COINS?
我本来想跟你谈谈的。 I WAS GOING TO TALK TO YOU.
你会的。以后。 YOU WILL. LATER.
我放了你一马，小货郎。 I CUT YOU SOME SLACK, STOCKBOY.
但我快没耐心了。 BUT I'M RUNNING LOW ON PATIENCE.
那你就不是个好医生了， WELL, THAT MAKES YOU A PRETTY BAD DOCTOR THEN,
不是吗? DOESN'T IT?
哈哈。说到医生， HA HA. SPEAKING OF DOCTORS,
亚伦正考虑送你去一个。 AARON IS CONSIDERING SENDING YOU TO ONE.
所以你最好别再开玩笑了。 SO YOU MIGHT WANNA QUIT WITH THE JOKES.
我给了你预支款。 I GAVE YOU AN ADVANCE.
我就不该问你的，好吗？ WHICH I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR, OKAY?
我会把你的钱都拿回来的。 I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL OF YOUR MONEY BACK.
真的吗? REALLY?
是的，但我需要你把药还给我 YEAH, BUT I JUST NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE DRUGS BACK -
尽快, ASAP -
这样我就可以把药还给药房了。 SO THAT I CAN GIVE THEM BACK TO THE PHARMACY.
（紧张地笑）老兄，别这样。 (NERVOUS LAUGH) DUDE, DON'T.
以防你不知道… THAT'S IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
我是主导者。 I RUN THE SHOW.
我不想要回我的钱。 AND I DON'T WANT MY MONEY BACK.
我要更多的毒品。 I WANT MORE DRUGS.
我要去报警。 I'LL GO TO THE COPS.
和什么? AND WHAT?
什么，你会把自己扔进监狱的 WHAT, YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF THROWN IN JAIL
因为偷药？ FOR STEALING DRUGS?
这是明智之举。 THAT'S A SMART MOVE.
Jt，给他想要的。 JT, JUST GET THE MAN WHAT HE WANTS.
这一切都会结束的。 THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.
麦凯先生：嘿！回来！ MR. MCKAY: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Jt，叫保安。 JT, CALL SECURITY.
我当场抓住了这个商店扒手。 I CAUGHT THIS SHOPLIFTER RED-HANDED.
是的,当然。确定的事情。 YEAH, SURE. SURE THING.
我该有多担心呢？ HOW WORRIED SHOULD I BE?
我会小心开车的。 I'LL DRIVE CAREFULLY.
你们能明白我的心情。 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
这是你中年危机的开始吗？ IS THIS THE START OF YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS?
啊，“谈话”。 AH, "THE TALK".
斯派克，这是一种交通工具。 SPIKE, IT IS A MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION.
这没有任何意义。 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
那为什么要用隐形衣和匕首？ THEN WHY ALL THE CLOAK AND DAGGER?
你看，日复一日， LOOK, DAY IN, DAY OUT,
我是正直的先生，好吗？ I'M MR. STRAIGHT AND NARROW, OKAY?
这是工作，家庭。工作、家庭。 IT'S WORK, FAMILY. WORK, FAMILY.
这太容易预测了，对吧？ IT'S JUST SO PREDICTABLE, HUH?
如果我们妨碍了你的风格，我很抱歉。 SORRY IF WE'RE CRAMPING YOUR STYLE.
我很乐意为你做出牺牲 HEY, I'M HAPPY TO MAKE SACRIFICES FOR YOU
对孩子们来说， AND FOR THE KIDS,
生活中一定有比例行公事更重要的东西。 THERE HAS TO BE MORE TO LIFE THAN ROUTINE.
告诉我我们没什么好担心的。 TELL ME WE HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
我希望我能。 I WISH I COULD.
我们去找我父母。 WE'LL GO TO MY PARENTS.
我们会得到他们的帮助。我爸爸是个律师。 WE'LL GET THEIR HELP. MY DAD'S A LAWYER.
我不需要律师。 I DON'T NEED A LAWYER.
我需要一个超级英雄 I NEED A SUPERHERO
为了防止毒贩杀了我。 TO KEEP A DRUG DEALER FROM KILLING ME.
什么毒贩子？ WHAT DRUG DEALER?
资助我们公寓的那位先生。 THE GENTLEMAN WHO FINANCED OUR APARTMENT.
他又让我偷东西了。 HE MADE ME STEAL AGAIN.
一遍吗? AGAIN?
但麦凯先生已经起了疑心！ BUT MR. MCKAY WAS ALREADY SUSPICIOUS!
他会抓住你的！ HE'LL CATCH YOU!
也许不是，好吗？ MAYBE NOT, OKAY?
也许麦凯先生不会注意到。 MAYBE MR. MCKAY WON'T NOTICE.
也许我能逃脱惩罚。 AND MAYBE I'LL TOTALLY GET AWAY WITH IT.
也许我们会没事的。 AND MAYBE WE'LL BE FINE.
我以为你变了。 I THOUGHT YOU'D CHANGED.
我以为你长大了。 I THOUGHT YOU'D GROWN UP.
自由，我变了。 LIBERTY, I HAVE CHANGED.
是的。 YEAH.
现在你是毒贩了。 NOW YOU'RE A DRUG DEALER.
JT:这里。 JT: HERE.
现在去毁别人的生活吧。 NOW GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE.
什么? !你疯了吗？ WHAT?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!
啊? ! HUH?!
嘿,容易。容易实现。 HEY, EASY. EASY.
我抓住他了。容易实现。 I GOT HIM. EASY.
我抓到他了！ I GOT HIM!
你把我卷进来的。 YOU GOT ME INTO THIS.
是啊，我刚救了你的命。 YEAH, AND I JUST SAVED YOUR BUTT.
还是你们俩要接吻？ OR WERE YOU TWO GUYS GOING TO KISS?
这不关我的事 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS
你是哪个队的。 WHAT TEAM YOU PLAY FOR.
问问怀我孩子的女孩就知道了。 JUST ASK THE GIRL WHO'S CARRYING MY KID.
哦。面包在烤箱里。 UH-OH. BUN IN THE OVEN.
是的。 YEAH.
多亏了这些， AND THANKS TO THESE,
我对她来说已经死了。 I'M DEAD TO HER.
拜托，伙计。会没事的。 COME ON, MAN. IT'LL BE OKAY.
这是好吗? IT'S OKAY?
我失去了我的女朋友。 I LOST MY GIRL.
我失去了我最好的朋友。 I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
我失去了工作和家庭。 I LOST MY JOB AND MY FAMILY.
现在我可能要进监狱了。 AND NOW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO JAIL.
嗨，倒霉的时候。 HEY, BUMMER TIMES.
至少还有个派对。 LEAST THERE'S A PARTY.
又加班了？ WORKING LATE AGAIN?
不是在外面骑自行车， NOT RIDING THAT BIKE OUTSIDE,
享受最后一缕阳光？ ENJOYING THE LAST RAYS OF SUNSHINE?
我要把它还给你。 I'M GIVING IT BACK.
要么是那个，要么是老婆。 IT'S THAT OR THE WIFE.
嗯… MMM...
我的前任曾经有过一个选择： MY EX HAD A CHOICE ONCE:
我还是那个实习生。 ME OR THE INTERN.
有些人让你好奇，对吧？ SOME PEOPLE MAKE YOU WONDER, HUH?
自行车的事太糟糕了。 TOO BAD ABOUT THE BIKE.
它让我想起了我以前的那辆。 IT REMINDS ME OF THE ONE I USED TO OWN.
哇。 WOW.
我试着去理解这个想法 TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE IDEA
你骑运动自行车的照片。 OF YOU ON A SPORT BIKE.
为什么这么难理解？ WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO FIGURE?
因为我是女人？ BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN?
因为你是我的委托人。 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PRINCIPAL.
嗯，我小时候是个野孩子。 WELL, I USED TO BE A WILD CHILD IN MY DAY.
很多事情都改变了。 A LOT HAS CHANGED.
但我仍然喜欢摩托车。 BUT I STILL LOVE MOTORCYLES.
事实上，…… AS A MATTER OF FACT...
我想让你载我一程。 I WAS GONNA ASK YOU FOR A RIDE.
(音乐戏剧) (MUSIC PLAYS)
(模糊的对话) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
杰伊：嘿，看看。 JAY: HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
杂货童会成为一名警察。 STOCKBOY'S GONNA BE A PAPPY.
亚伦：嘿，恭喜你，帅哥。 AARON: HEY CONGRATS, STUD.
这次我请。 THIS ONE'S ON ME.
(笑着说) (LAUGHING)
事实上，我请客。 ACTUALLY, IT'S ON ME.
(笑声) (LAUGHTER)
杰伊:嘿。嘿,哥们! JAY: HEY. HEY BUDDY!
嘿! HEY!
谁去把车开过来！ SOMEBODY GET THE CAR!
他速度很快，脾气暴躁， HE'S FAST, HE'S FURIOUS,
他全身都是凯夫拉尔！ HE'S COVERED IN KEVLAR!
嘿,蛇。 HEY SNAKE.
早上好，乔伊。 GOOD MORNING, JOEY.
我得跟你那个朋友谈谈； I GOING TO NEED TO TALK TO THAT FRIEND OF YOURS;
它的合法主人。 ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
你不想看看切除手术的效果吗 OH, DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THE COOL-ECTOMY GOES
在你把衣服还回去之前？ BEFORE YOU GIVE THE SUIT BACK?
没有必要。 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
这是凯夫拉尔的 THIS IS FOR THE KEVLAR
还有与之配套的轮子。 AND THE WHEELS THAT GO WITH IT.
蛇…… SNAKE...
这正是你所需要的。 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.
范赞特先生：我和麦凯先生谈过了。 MR. VAN ZANDT: I SPOKE TO MR. MCKAY.
试图解释情况。 TRIED TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.
我们要设法达成协议。 WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO WORK OUT A DEAL.
但是不要屏住呼吸。 BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
谢谢,爸爸。 THANKS, DAD.
Van zandt先生：是的。 MR. VAN ZANDT: YEAH.
洗胃器一号。 JT: STOMACH PUMP ONE.
JT零。 JT ZERO.
你怎么能拿这个开玩笑？ HOW CAN YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THIS?
咨询, COUNSELING,
自杀监视吗? SUICIDE-WATCH?
相信我，这不是开玩笑。 BELIEVE ME, IT'S NO JOKE.
我很高兴你得到了帮助。 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE GETTING HELP.
Jt，你想自杀吗？ JT, DID YOU TRY TO KILL YOURSELF?
(哭) (CRYING)
你在想什么？ WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
让我独自面对这一切？ LEAVING ME ALONE WITH ALL THIS?
我很抱歉。 I'M SORRY.
我也很抱歉。 I'M SORRY TOO.
利伯蒂，我搞砸了，好吗？ LIBERTY, I SCREWED UP, OKAY?
别拿孩子出气。 DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE BABY.
我们都搞砸了。 WE BOTH SCREWED UP.
我要去领养机构。 I'M GOING TO THE ADOPTION AGENCY.
Jt，这样最好。 JT, IT'LL BE FOR THE BEST.
(哭) (CRYING)