1 00:00:17,342 --> 00:00:19,552 {\pos(97,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 2 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:42,616 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 3 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,703 {\pos(97,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:54,504 --> 00:00:57,047 {\pos(97,275)}WOMAN: Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 5 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,219 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 6 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,683 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin! 7 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,853 {\pos(97,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 8 00:01:14,065 --> 00:01:15,733 {\pos(97,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING) 9 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:22,156 {\pos(97,275)}Justin, you get back here right now! 10 00:01:22,574 --> 00:01:23,574 {\pos(97,275)}No, stop! 11 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:26,076 {\pos(97,275)}No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb! 12 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:28,537 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING) 13 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:31,874 {\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait. 14 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,043 {\pos(97,275)}Hold on. Easy, little boy. 15 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,671 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 16 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:38,881 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 17 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,926 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! Oh! There he goes. 18 00:01:42,093 --> 00:01:43,093 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 19 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:54,605 {\pos(97,275)}Justin! 20 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,074 {\pos(97,275)}I've got him! I've got him! 21 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,408 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 22 00:02:08,286 --> 00:02:09,954 {\pos(97,275)}(AIR ESCAPING) 23 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:18,462 {\pos(97,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 24 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:21,340 {\pos(97,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 25 00:02:21,424 --> 00:02:24,260 {\pos(97,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 26 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:27,513 {\pos(97,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 27 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:30,641 {\pos(97,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks. 28 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:33,727 {\pos(97,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads, 29 00:02:33,812 --> 00:02:36,230 {\pos(97,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 30 00:02:36,314 --> 00:02:38,816 {\pos(97,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime? 31 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,943 {\pos(97,275)}And where will he strike next? 32 00:02:49,327 --> 00:02:50,536 {\pos(97,275)}(CRYING) 33 00:03:29,868 --> 00:03:32,286 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 34 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:35,414 {\pos(97,275)}It's about time that I get my way 35 00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:38,083 {\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 36 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,420 {\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! (LAUGHING) 37 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:43,631 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 38 00:03:43,715 --> 00:03:46,759 {\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 39 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:49,470 {\pos(97,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see 40 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,181 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me 41 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:19,208 {\pos(97,275)}FRED: Morning, Gru! 42 00:04:20,251 --> 00:04:21,627 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing? 43 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:23,754 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Fred. 44 00:04:23,838 --> 00:04:26,715 {\pos(97,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving 45 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,884 {\pos(97,275)}little bombs all over my yard, 46 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,302 {\pos(97,275)}and I don't appreciate it. 47 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:33,013 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry. You know dogs. 48 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,765 {\pos(97,275)}They go wherever they want to go. 49 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:36,600 {\pos(97,275)}Unless they're dead. 50 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,477 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 51 00:04:39,187 --> 00:04:40,312 {\pos(97,275)}I'm joking! 52 00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:44,316 {\pos(97,275)}Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 53 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:47,861 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. 54 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,865 {\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 55 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:54,201 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING) 56 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:57,037 {\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 57 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,790 {\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 58 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,796 {\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING) 59 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,801 {\pos(97,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES) 60 00:05:10,969 --> 00:05:14,221 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg! 61 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,643 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Hello! 62 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,146 {\pos(97,275)}Cookies for sale. 63 00:05:24,274 --> 00:05:26,483 {\pos(97,275)}Go away. I'm not home. 64 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,319 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you are. I heard you. 65 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:33,198 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't. This 66 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:35,242 {\pos(97,275)}is a recording. 67 00:05:35,326 --> 00:05:37,411 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: No, it isn't. Yes, it is. 68 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:42,207 {\pos(97,275)}Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 69 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,501 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN) 70 00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:47,796 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, recorded message. 71 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,715 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Agnes, come on. 72 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,218 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? 73 00:05:58,683 --> 00:05:59,892 {\pos(97,275)}(SNAPS) 74 00:06:00,018 --> 00:06:01,477 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle! 75 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,564 {\pos(97,275)}Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 76 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:06,815 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! 77 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,401 {\pos(97,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario. 78 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,153 {\pos(97,275)}I know how you must be feeling. 79 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,698 {\pos(97,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 80 00:06:15,366 --> 00:06:19,203 {\pos(97,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 81 00:06:19,871 --> 00:06:21,330 {\pos(97,275)}What? What happened? 82 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,831 {\pos(97,275)}It's all over the news! 83 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,958 {\pos(97,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid. 84 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:28,295 {\pos(97,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look 85 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,589 {\pos(97,275)}lame. 86 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,010 {\pos(97,275)}Assemble the minions! 87 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,153 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPS) 88 00:07:03,706 --> 00:07:05,582 {\pos(97,275)}(COUNTING) 89 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,459 {\pos(97,275)}Minions, assemble! 90 00:07:08,545 --> 00:07:09,962 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. Okay. 91 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:13,048 {\pos(97,275)}Throo... 92 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,758 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN) 93 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:18,136 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! 94 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,013 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 95 00:07:21,432 --> 00:07:22,850 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 96 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,438 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) 97 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,902 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 98 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:38,699 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 99 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:00,470 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 100 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:08,228 {\pos(97,275)}Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 101 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,563 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 102 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:12,649 {\pos(97,275)}That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 103 00:08:13,651 --> 00:08:15,694 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, everybody! 104 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:17,654 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, all right! 105 00:08:17,739 --> 00:08:20,073 {\pos(97,275)}Simmer down. Simmer down! 106 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,075 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you, okay. 107 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,037 {\pos(97,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 108 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,914 {\pos(97,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 109 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:30,292 {\pos(97,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal. 110 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,795 {\pos(97,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 111 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:38,050 {\pos(97,275)}But am I upset? No, I am not! 112 00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:40,969 {\pos(97,275)}A little, 113 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:45,015 {\pos(97,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 114 00:08:45,099 --> 00:08:47,934 {\pos(97,275)}and you guys are all right in my book. 115 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:49,019 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 116 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,354 {\pos(97,275)}No, no raises! 117 00:08:50,438 --> 00:08:53,607 {\pos(97,275)}You're not going to get any raises. 118 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:56,109 {\pos(97,275)}What did we do? 119 00:08:56,194 --> 00:09:02,199 {\pos(97,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 120 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,909 {\pos(97,275)}Nice! (ALL CHEERING) 121 00:09:04,035 --> 00:09:05,494 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? 122 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,621 {\pos(97,275)}That's how I roll. 123 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:11,708 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 124 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:13,919 {\pos(97,275)}But that's not all. 125 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:17,297 {\pos(97,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty, 126 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,965 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 127 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,385 {\pos(97,275)}The small one from Las Vegas. 128 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:23,470 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 129 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:27,557 {\pos(97,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 130 00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:30,435 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 131 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:35,232 {\pos(97,275)}but I have been working on something very big! 132 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:40,487 {\pos(97,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 133 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:45,409 {\pos(97,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... 134 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:46,827 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you! 135 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,620 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Oh, there he is. 136 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,205 {\pos(97,275)}He's styling. 137 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:54,167 {\pos(97,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray 138 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:58,880 {\pos(97,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 139 00:09:59,173 --> 00:10:02,342 {\pos(97,275)}we will have the capability 140 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:06,430 {\pos(97,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century. 141 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:09,599 {\pos(97,275)}We are going to steal... 142 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:16,565 {\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 143 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,734 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING) 144 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:20,944 {\pos(97,275)}Hey. 145 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,155 {\pos(97,275)}Dave, listen up, please. 146 00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:31,204 {\pos(97,275)}Next, we are going to steal, 147 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,623 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect, 148 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,376 {\pos(97,275)}the moon! 149 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,753 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING) 150 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,673 {\pos(97,275)}And once the moon is mine, 151 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:46,470 {\pos(97,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 152 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:51,892 {\pos(97,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 153 00:10:54,937 --> 00:10:58,398 {\pos(97,275)}That's what I'm talking about. 154 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,275 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 155 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:01,777 {\pos(97,275)}Yes? 156 00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:05,655 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 157 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,909 {\pos(97,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this. 158 00:11:08,993 --> 00:11:11,828 {\pos(97,275)}It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 159 00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:13,872 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, chillax. 160 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:17,626 {\pos(97,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 161 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,183 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 162 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,976 {\pos(97,275)}Edith, stop it! 163 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,187 {\pos(97,275)}What? I'm just walking. 164 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,404 {\pos(97,275)}(KEYS CLACKING) 165 00:11:49,992 --> 00:11:52,077 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 166 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,456 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, girls! 167 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,376 {\pos(97,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 168 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,337 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm. Let me think. 169 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:03,880 {\pos(97,275)}No! 170 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,220 {\pos(97,275)}Edith! What did you put on my desk? 171 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,264 {\pos(97,275)}A mud pie. 172 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:16,935 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 173 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,478 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, I know. 174 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,563 {\pos(97,275)}Good. 175 00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:23,024 {\pos(97,275)}So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 176 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,151 {\pos(97,275)}Sort of. 177 00:12:25,236 --> 00:12:29,489 {\pos(97,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 178 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:33,577 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Okay. 179 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,831 {\pos(97,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 180 00:12:37,915 --> 00:12:40,083 {\pos(97,275)}Look at my face! 181 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:43,420 {\pos(97,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day? 182 00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,339 {\pos(97,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties. 183 00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:51,428 {\pos(97,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 184 00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:53,305 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah. 185 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:57,767 {\pos(97,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 186 00:12:58,185 --> 00:12:59,352 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie. 187 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:03,148 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 188 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,443 {\pos(97,275)}Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. 189 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:07,694 {\pos(97,275)}Hi, guys. 190 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,574 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 191 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,869 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 192 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:19,497 {\pos(97,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 193 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,958 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it? 194 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:26,463 {\pos(97,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful? (LAUGHING) 195 00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:29,716 {\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 196 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,594 {\pos(97,275)}that's very, very big, very important. 197 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,722 {\pos(97,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 198 00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,182 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 199 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,477 {\pos(97,275)}Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 200 00:13:41,979 --> 00:13:43,647 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 201 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,357 {\pos(97,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY) 202 00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:50,880 {\pos(97,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 203 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,383 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, please have a seat. 204 00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:07,772 {\pos(97,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step for man, 205 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,026 {\pos(97,275)}one giant leap for mankind. 206 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,904 {\pos(97,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 207 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:17,866 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 208 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,618 {\pos(97,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. 209 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:30,420 {\pos(97,275)}Hey. 210 00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:42,056 {\pos(97,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 211 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,146 {\pos(97,275)}It's a mathematical term, 212 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:52,734 {\pos(97,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 213 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,740 {\pos(97,275)}Vector! That's me, 214 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:04,078 {\pos(97,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 215 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,830 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 216 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,542 {\pos(97,275)}Check out my new weapon. 217 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,878 {\pos(97,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 218 00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,088 {\pos(97,275)}Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? 219 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,757 {\pos(97,275)}No, you haven't. I invented it. 220 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,009 {\pos(97,275)}Do you want a demonstration? 221 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,054 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, 222 00:16:21,138 --> 00:16:23,223 {\pos(97,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my... (EXCLAIMS) 223 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:25,809 {\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now. 224 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,977 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: So, all I need 225 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,064 {\pos(97,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket. 226 00:16:31,148 --> 00:16:34,150 {\pos(97,275)}And then, the moon is ours. Wow! 227 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,903 {\pos(97,275)}Well, very nice presentation. 228 00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:39,239 {\pos(97,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray. 229 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:42,033 {\pos(97,275)}Absolutely! Will do. 230 00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,493 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it. 231 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,496 {\pos(97,275)}You don't have it? 232 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,083 {\pos(97,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 233 00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,836 {\pos(97,275)}Apparently. 234 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:57,257 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 235 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:02,929 {\pos(97,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 236 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:07,600 {\pos(97,275)}How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 237 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:10,687 {\pos(97,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... 238 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:14,190 {\pos(97,275)}Get the picture? 239 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:19,195 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 240 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,323 {\pos(97,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you, 241 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,450 {\pos(97,275)}younger than you. 242 00:17:24,535 --> 00:17:26,786 {\pos(97,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 243 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,538 {\pos(97,275)}He just stole a pyramid! 244 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,128 {\pos(97,275)}I've got it. I've got it. 245 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:39,132 {\pos(97,275)}Um... So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 246 00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:42,218 {\pos(97,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 247 00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:57,400 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPING) 248 00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:37,607 {\pos(97,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 249 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,121 {\pos(97,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING) 250 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,082 {\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING) 251 00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,134 {\pos(97,275)}(INAUDIBLE) 252 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,390 {\pos(97,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY) 253 00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:12,892 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers! 254 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,352 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 255 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,649 {\pos(97,275)}Suckers! 256 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,526 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 257 00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:27,865 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! We got it! 258 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:34,831 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING) 259 00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:36,040 {\pos(97,275)}What? 260 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,918 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 261 00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:41,671 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 262 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,384 {\pos(97,275)}You! 263 00:19:46,593 --> 00:19:47,927 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 264 00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:53,099 {\pos(97,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 265 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:55,018 {\pos(97,275)}So long, Gru! 266 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,644 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 267 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,354 {\pos(97,275)}Quick! We can't let him get away! 268 00:19:58,439 --> 00:19:59,522 {\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING) 269 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,531 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead! 270 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,992 {\pos(97,275)}Fire! Fire, now! 271 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,869 {\pos(97,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 272 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,044 {\pos(97,275)}Oops, you missed me! 273 00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:23,171 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Come to papa! 274 00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:37,727 {\pos(97,275)}Take that. 275 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,065 {\pos(97,275)}How adorable. (CHUCKLES) 276 00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:44,192 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Got you in our sights! 277 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,195 {\pos(97,275)}Like taking candy from a... 278 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,279 {\pos(97,275)}What? 279 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,407 {\pos(97,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru! 280 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:54,619 {\pos(97,275)}Try this on for size! 281 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,790 {\pos(97,275)}That's weird. What is going... 282 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,795 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREECHES) 283 00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:05,755 {\pos(97,275)}This is claustrophobic! 284 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,549 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 285 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,927 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 286 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,429 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 287 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:16,808 {\pos(97,275)}Too small! This is too small for me! 288 00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,476 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAM) 289 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:22,855 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 290 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,941 {\pos(97,275)}I hate that guy! 291 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,741 {\pos(97,275)}...and please watch over us, 292 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,785 {\pos(97,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 293 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,370 {\pos(97,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping, 294 00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:39,872 {\pos(97,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears 295 00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:42,291 {\pos(97,275)}and lay eggs in our brains. 296 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:45,253 {\pos(97,275)}Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 297 00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:48,631 {\pos(97,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 298 00:21:48,715 --> 00:21:51,634 {\pos(97,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 299 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:53,636 {\pos(97,275)}and have a pet unicorn. 300 00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:55,263 {\pos(97,275)}Amen. 301 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,140 {\pos(97,275)}Amen. Amen. 302 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:05,231 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 303 00:22:05,315 --> 00:22:09,068 {\pos(97,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 304 00:22:09,736 --> 00:22:12,780 {\pos(97,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 305 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,241 {\pos(97,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS) 306 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,409 {\pos(97,275)}And they are 307 00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:19,078 {\pos(97,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it 308 00:22:19,496 --> 00:22:22,373 {\pos(97,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it 309 00:22:22,457 --> 00:22:24,458 {\pos(97,275)}La, la, la, la, la 310 00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,369 {\pos(97,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY) 311 00:23:08,962 --> 00:23:10,713 {\pos(97,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 312 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:20,806 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 313 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,227 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 314 00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:27,688 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 315 00:23:33,904 --> 00:23:35,154 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) 316 00:23:39,159 --> 00:23:41,535 {\pos(97,275)}Don't you... (EXCLAIMS) What the... 317 00:23:55,092 --> 00:23:57,051 {\pos(97,275)}(MOANING) 318 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:09,188 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 319 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,234 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls! 320 00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,616 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa! Cool. 321 00:24:21,702 --> 00:24:25,746 {\pos(97,275)}Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 322 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,790 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: I don't care. Beat it! Come on! 323 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:31,127 {\pos(97,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 324 00:24:31,211 --> 00:24:34,046 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? Yeah. 325 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,320 {\pos(97,275)}Light bulb. 326 00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:02,742 {\pos(97,275)}Dr. Nefario! Huh? 327 00:25:02,826 --> 00:25:06,078 {\pos(97,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 328 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:08,122 {\pos(97,275)}What? Cookie robots! 329 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,624 {\pos(97,275)}Who is this? Oh, forget it. 330 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,753 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 331 00:25:17,257 --> 00:25:20,051 {\pos(97,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 332 00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:22,344 {\pos(97,275)}Dr. Gru. 333 00:25:25,098 --> 00:25:27,767 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! And I see you have made a list 334 00:25:27,851 --> 00:25:31,604 {\pos(97,275)}of some of your personal achievements. 335 00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:34,523 {\pos(97,275)}Thank you for that. I love reading. 336 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,234 {\pos(97,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) 337 00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:44,742 {\pos(97,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 338 00:25:44,826 --> 00:25:46,952 {\pos(97,275)}and a knighthood. 339 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:50,831 {\pos(97,275)}Me, me, me. Me, me, me. 340 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:51,916 {\pos(97,275)}Kevin? 341 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,375 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH) 342 00:25:53,877 --> 00:25:55,961 {\pos(97,275)}You had your own cooking show 343 00:25:56,046 --> 00:26:00,007 {\pos(97,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 344 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,801 {\pos(97,275)}It's not that impressive. 345 00:26:01,885 --> 00:26:02,885 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 346 00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:03,969 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 347 00:26:04,054 --> 00:26:05,262 {\pos(97,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES) 348 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:10,101 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 349 00:26:12,062 --> 00:26:14,438 {\pos(97,275)}What in the name of... What? 350 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:15,523 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT) 351 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,818 {\pos(97,275)}Well, here's the dealio. 352 00:26:18,902 --> 00:26:23,823 {\pos(97,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife, 353 00:26:25,742 --> 00:26:28,160 {\pos(97,275)}Debbie, passed on. 354 00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:31,413 {\pos(97,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth, 355 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,919 {\pos(97,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 356 00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:38,504 {\pos(97,275)}I'm sorry. 357 00:26:42,926 --> 00:26:46,095 {\pos(97,275)}You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 358 00:26:46,596 --> 00:26:48,973 {\pos(97,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish? 359 00:26:50,851 --> 00:26:54,395 {\pos(97,275)}You have a face como un burro. 360 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:57,857 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 361 00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:00,442 {\pos(97,275)}Well, thank you! (GIGGLES) 362 00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:05,614 {\pos(97,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 363 00:27:05,699 --> 00:27:07,283 {\pos(97,275)}So, so excited! 364 00:27:09,202 --> 00:27:12,580 {\pos(97,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 365 00:27:12,789 --> 00:27:14,373 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 366 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,334 {\pos(97,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful! 367 00:27:17,419 --> 00:27:19,545 {\pos(97,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 368 00:27:19,629 --> 00:27:22,464 {\pos(97,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 369 00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:25,718 {\pos(97,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice. 370 00:27:26,136 --> 00:27:30,055 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 371 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:31,682 {\pos(97,275)}That's a Cheeto. 372 00:27:31,766 --> 00:27:32,808 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 373 00:27:34,978 --> 00:27:38,480 {\pos(97,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 374 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,234 {\pos(97,275)}Who's Debbie? 375 00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,153 {\pos(97,275)}Your wife. (DOOR OPENS) 376 00:27:44,237 --> 00:27:45,738 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Hi, girls! 377 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:58,584 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 378 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:02,004 {\pos(97,275)}He's going to adopt you. 379 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:04,673 {\pos(97,275)}And he's a dentist! 380 00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,344 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING) 381 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:11,972 {\pos(97,275)}Um... 382 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:16,435 {\pos(97,275)}Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 383 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,812 {\pos(97,275)}And that's Agnes. 384 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,856 {\pos(97,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg! 385 00:28:20,941 --> 00:28:24,026 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl. 386 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:26,445 {\pos(97,275)}Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher! 387 00:28:26,529 --> 00:28:28,822 {\pos(97,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS) Just release your grip. Wow! 388 00:28:29,115 --> 00:28:32,284 {\pos(97,275)}How do you remove them? Is there a command? 389 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:34,328 {\pos(97,275)}Some nonstick spray? 390 00:28:35,956 --> 00:28:38,207 {\pos(97,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS) 391 00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:41,961 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, let's go. 392 00:28:54,015 --> 00:28:55,266 {\pos(97,275)}(CRYING) 393 00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,605 {\pos(97,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING) 394 00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,025 {\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha! 395 00:29:05,819 --> 00:29:07,236 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 396 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,615 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty impressive! 397 00:29:12,909 --> 00:29:14,868 {\pos(97,275)}What are you looking at? 398 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,245 {\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya! 399 00:29:18,415 --> 00:29:20,416 {\pos(97,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 400 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,084 {\pos(97,275)}Take that! 401 00:29:23,211 --> 00:29:24,545 {\pos(97,275)}You done been shrunk! 402 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:25,754 {\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 403 00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,047 {\pos(97,275)}Yello? 404 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:29,925 {\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right. 405 00:29:31,094 --> 00:29:33,595 {\pos(97,275)}No, I'm not playing with it. 406 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,056 {\pos(97,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING) 407 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,809 {\pos(97,275)}Don't make me laugh! No. 408 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,854 {\pos(97,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon, 409 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,982 {\pos(97,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 410 00:29:45,108 --> 00:29:46,608 {\pos(97,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy. 411 00:29:48,695 --> 00:29:49,945 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, bye. 412 00:29:51,072 --> 00:29:55,993 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 413 00:29:56,286 --> 00:29:57,328 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) 414 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:59,288 {\pos(97,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet! 415 00:30:03,918 --> 00:30:06,003 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, here we are. 416 00:30:06,087 --> 00:30:07,629 {\pos(97,275)}Home sweet home. 417 00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:13,010 {\pos(97,275)}So, this is, like, your house? 418 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:15,095 {\pos(97,275)}Wait a sec... 419 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,931 {\pos(97,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 420 00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:20,017 {\pos(97,275)}No, that was someone else. 421 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:34,865 {\pos(97,275)}Can I hold your hand? 422 00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:36,658 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, no. 423 00:30:46,961 --> 00:30:49,129 {\pos(97,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy, 424 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,840 {\pos(97,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie. 425 00:30:52,509 --> 00:30:54,510 {\pos(97,275)}(GROWLING) 426 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:02,059 {\pos(97,275)}No, hey! 427 00:31:06,147 --> 00:31:09,316 {\pos(97,275)}Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 428 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,027 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my 429 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:13,153 {\pos(97,275)}dog. 430 00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:15,239 {\pos(97,275)}(SNARLS) 431 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,074 {\pos(97,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy! 432 00:31:19,702 --> 00:31:20,994 {\pos(97,275)}(YELPING) 433 00:31:22,539 --> 00:31:23,664 {\pos(97,275)}What kind of dog is that? 434 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,375 {\pos(97,275)}He is a... I don't know. 435 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,462 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 436 00:31:30,964 --> 00:31:32,631 {\pos(97,275)}'Cause it's not. 437 00:31:33,716 --> 00:31:36,051 {\pos(97,275)}No! No! Stay away from there! 438 00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:37,719 {\pos(97,275)}It's fragile. 439 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,180 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 440 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:43,725 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 441 00:31:43,810 --> 00:31:46,603 {\pos(97,275)}EDITH: Hey! It's dark in here. 442 00:31:49,482 --> 00:31:51,859 {\pos(97,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box. 443 00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,073 {\pos(97,275)}As you can see, 444 00:31:58,158 --> 00:32:01,660 {\pos(97,275)}I have provided everything a child might need. 445 00:32:03,538 --> 00:32:04,538 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 446 00:32:04,873 --> 00:32:08,125 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... Okay. As I was saying... Hey! (CRASHING) 447 00:32:09,335 --> 00:32:10,377 {\pos(97,275)}Somebody broke that. 448 00:32:10,837 --> 00:32:14,506 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 449 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:16,425 {\pos(97,275)}Rule number one. 450 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:19,052 {\pos(97,275)}You will not touch anything. 451 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,013 {\pos(97,275)}Uh-huh. What about the floor? 452 00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:23,473 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor. 453 00:32:23,558 --> 00:32:24,933 {\pos(97,275)}What about the air? 454 00:32:25,018 --> 00:32:27,102 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the air! 455 00:32:27,187 --> 00:32:28,228 {\pos(97,275)}What about this? 456 00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:30,939 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 457 00:32:31,399 --> 00:32:33,358 {\pos(97,275)}Where did you get that? Found it. 458 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:37,196 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 459 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,198 {\pos(97,275)}Rule number three. 460 00:32:39,282 --> 00:32:43,744 {\pos(97,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 461 00:32:44,078 --> 00:32:46,455 {\pos(97,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart! 462 00:32:47,123 --> 00:32:51,460 {\pos(97,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 463 00:32:51,544 --> 00:32:53,378 {\pos(97,275)}Does this count as annoying? 464 00:32:53,463 --> 00:32:55,130 {\pos(97,275)}(POPPING) 465 00:32:57,133 --> 00:32:58,300 {\pos(97,275)}Very! 466 00:32:58,801 --> 00:33:00,010 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 467 00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:03,388 {\pos(97,275)}I will see you in six hours. 468 00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:09,394 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 469 00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:14,399 {\pos(97,275)}We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 470 00:33:15,818 --> 00:33:17,027 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm? 471 00:33:19,656 --> 00:33:20,656 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 472 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:22,991 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 473 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:26,078 {\pos(97,275)}(CLICKING) 474 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,249 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:33:42,178 --> 00:33:45,973 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, question. What are these? 476 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:51,353 {\pos(97,275)}A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! (LAUGHING) 477 00:33:51,437 --> 00:33:53,438 {\pos(97,275)}Look at this. Watch me! 478 00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:55,023 {\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC STOPS) 479 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,028 {\pos(97,275)}Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 480 00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:03,198 {\pos(97,275)}Why are you so old? 481 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,286 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. I'm on it. 482 00:34:08,204 --> 00:34:09,538 {\pos(97,275)}Hello? 483 00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:26,471 {\pos(97,275)}TV! 484 00:34:27,974 --> 00:34:29,850 {\pos(97,275)}(KYLE GROWLING) 485 00:34:44,532 --> 00:34:45,866 {\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS) 486 00:34:46,326 --> 00:34:47,326 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: What is that? 487 00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:48,618 {\pos(97,275)}Wow! Look at that! 488 00:34:48,703 --> 00:34:50,162 {\pos(97,275)}That is cool! 489 00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:52,289 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 490 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,083 {\pos(97,275)}I don't think he's a dentist. 491 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,759 {\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS) 492 00:35:08,931 --> 00:35:10,724 {\pos(97,275)}We've been working on this for a while. 493 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:13,602 {\pos(97,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum. 494 00:35:14,854 --> 00:35:16,271 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 495 00:35:16,731 --> 00:35:18,065 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 496 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:22,694 {\pos(97,275)}I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 497 00:35:22,779 --> 00:35:24,321 {\pos(97,275)}Do the effects wear off? 498 00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:25,864 {\pos(97,275)}Uh, so far, 499 00:35:25,948 --> 00:35:27,949 {\pos(97,275)}no. No, they don't. 500 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:32,579 {\pos(97,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 501 00:35:32,705 --> 00:35:34,164 {\pos(97,275)}(FARTING) 502 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,209 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. 503 00:35:37,293 --> 00:35:41,171 {\pos(97,275)}I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 504 00:35:41,798 --> 00:35:44,549 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 505 00:35:44,634 --> 00:35:47,219 {\pos(97,275)}under what circumstances would we use this? 506 00:35:47,303 --> 00:35:48,762 {\pos(97,275)}But, anyway. 507 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:52,307 {\pos(97,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this. 508 00:35:57,063 --> 00:36:00,190 {\pos(97,275)}Now those are cookie robots! 509 00:36:01,317 --> 00:36:04,569 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns 510 00:36:04,654 --> 00:36:08,323 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 511 00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:10,992 {\pos(97,275)}We got bored. What is this place? 512 00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:12,911 {\pos(97,275)}Can I drink this? 513 00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:15,455 {\pos(97,275)}Do you want to explode? 514 00:36:15,915 --> 00:36:16,998 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 515 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,083 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! 516 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:20,168 {\pos(97,275)}Get back in the kitchen! 517 00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:22,379 {\pos(97,275)}Will you play with us? No. 518 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:25,006 {\pos(97,275)}Why? Because I'm busy. 519 00:36:25,091 --> 00:36:26,633 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what? 520 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,009 {\pos(97,275)}Um... 521 00:36:28,094 --> 00:36:29,678 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay, you got me. 522 00:36:29,762 --> 00:36:32,514 {\pos(97,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 523 00:36:33,099 --> 00:36:35,517 {\pos(97,275)}In real life, I am a spy. 524 00:36:36,018 --> 00:36:39,146 {\pos(97,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 525 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,356 {\pos(97,275)}because if you do... What does this do? 526 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:44,901 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 527 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:46,736 {\pos(97,275)}Hey! Oops. 528 00:36:47,196 --> 00:36:48,655 {\pos(97,275)}My unicorn! 529 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,615 {\pos(97,275)}You have to fix it. 530 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,618 {\pos(97,275)}Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 531 00:36:53,703 --> 00:36:56,037 {\pos(97,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed. 532 00:36:56,539 --> 00:36:57,789 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 533 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,332 {\pos(97,275)}(INHALES) 534 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:03,461 {\pos(97,275)}That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 535 00:37:03,546 --> 00:37:06,756 {\pos(97,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 536 00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:10,385 {\pos(97,275)}It is just a toy. Now stop it! 537 00:37:10,469 --> 00:37:11,845 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING) 538 00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,932 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 539 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,310 {\pos(97,275)}Tim! Mark! Phil! 540 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,189 {\pos(97,275)}This is very important. 541 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,817 {\pos(97,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 542 00:37:25,902 --> 00:37:26,860 {\pos(97,275)}Eh? 543 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:28,945 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 544 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,781 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 545 00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,742 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 546 00:37:34,911 --> 00:37:36,995 {\pos(97,275)}Go, and hurry! 547 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:38,288 {\pos(97,275)}What are those? 548 00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,541 {\pos(97,275)}They are my cousins. 549 00:37:42,376 --> 00:37:43,919 {\pos(97,275)}Jerry! Stuart! 550 00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:48,006 {\pos(97,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 551 00:38:05,274 --> 00:38:07,651 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Wow! 552 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,615 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 553 00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:20,288 {\pos(97,275)}(STUTTERING) 554 00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:29,130 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 555 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,966 {\pos(97,275)}Ooh! 556 00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:35,470 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 557 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,021 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 558 00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:46,314 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm... 559 00:38:46,399 --> 00:38:47,399 {\pos(97,275)}(FEEDBACK) 560 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,984 {\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING) 561 00:38:51,237 --> 00:38:53,655 {\pos(97,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH) 562 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,537 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SINGING) 563 00:39:01,998 --> 00:39:03,581 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 564 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,000 {\pos(97,275)}(CRASHING) 565 00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:13,842 {\pos(97,275)}It was your cousin's idea. 566 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,343 {\pos(97,275)}What? 567 00:39:15,761 --> 00:39:17,262 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, bedtime. 568 00:39:17,346 --> 00:39:18,680 {\pos(97,275)}GIRLS: Aw! 569 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:20,265 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! Aw! 570 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,975 {\pos(97,275)}Not you two! 571 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,184 {\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING) 572 00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:28,273 {\pos(97,275)}Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 573 00:39:30,192 --> 00:39:31,985 {\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, 574 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:33,903 {\pos(97,275)}you're never gonna be my dad. 575 00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:36,740 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm. I think I can live with that. 576 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:40,243 {\pos(97,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs? 577 00:39:40,786 --> 00:39:44,956 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 578 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,876 {\pos(97,275)}But try not to toss and turn. 579 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,127 {\pos(97,275)}Cool. 580 00:39:50,046 --> 00:39:53,214 {\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? No. 581 00:39:53,299 --> 00:39:56,384 {\pos(97,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 582 00:39:56,469 --> 00:40:00,096 {\pos(97,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 583 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:04,517 {\pos(97,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 584 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:08,521 {\pos(97,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them. 585 00:40:09,565 --> 00:40:12,734 {\pos(97,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet. 586 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,488 {\pos(97,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes. 587 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:20,909 {\pos(97,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS) 588 00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:35,590 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 589 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,637 {\pos(97,275)}It's beautiful. 590 00:40:52,942 --> 00:40:54,275 {\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING) 591 00:40:54,527 --> 00:40:55,777 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 592 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,501 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, let's go. 593 00:41:11,585 --> 00:41:14,421 {\pos(97,275)}Time to deliver the cookies! 594 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:18,049 {\pos(97,275)}Mmm. Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 595 00:41:18,134 --> 00:41:21,052 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 596 00:41:21,137 --> 00:41:22,971 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, we can't 597 00:41:23,055 --> 00:41:25,682 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today. 598 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:27,725 {\pos(97,275)}We have a big recital coming up. 599 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,644 {\pos(97,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 600 00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:31,062 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake! 601 00:41:31,147 --> 00:41:32,897 {\pos(97,275)}That's fantastic. Wonderful. 602 00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:37,110 {\pos(97,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 603 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,280 {\pos(97,275)}No. 604 00:41:41,157 --> 00:41:42,198 {\pos(97,275)}No? 605 00:41:42,283 --> 00:41:45,535 {\pos(97,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 606 00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:46,744 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Really? 607 00:41:46,829 --> 00:41:50,540 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 608 00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:56,004 {\pos(97,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 609 00:42:02,094 --> 00:42:03,344 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing? 610 00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:05,221 {\pos(97,275)}Walking to dance class. 611 00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:07,265 {\pos(97,275)}Ya? Okay, fine. 612 00:42:07,349 --> 00:42:11,186 {\pos(97,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 613 00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:12,479 {\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Okay. 614 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,563 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 615 00:42:13,981 --> 00:42:16,483 {\pos(97,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 616 00:42:16,942 --> 00:42:18,943 {\pos(97,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 617 00:42:19,028 --> 00:42:20,987 {\pos(97,275)}And you had better be in this car! 618 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:24,741 {\pos(97,275)}Here we go! One! Two! 619 00:42:24,825 --> 00:42:28,411 {\pos(97,275)}INSTRUCTOR: Three, four and five. 620 00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:31,372 {\pos(97,275)}And lift, and stretch. 621 00:42:31,457 --> 00:42:34,083 {\pos(97,275)}And one, and two... 622 00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:36,294 {\pos(97,275)}Here you go. What is it? 623 00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:39,923 {\pos(97,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 624 00:42:40,007 --> 00:42:41,633 {\pos(97,275)}Of course, of course. 625 00:42:41,717 --> 00:42:44,802 {\pos(97,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 626 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:46,554 {\pos(97,275)}Pinky promise? 627 00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:47,931 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 628 00:42:48,015 --> 00:42:51,226 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes. My pinky promises. 629 00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:09,077 {\pos(97,275)}All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 630 00:43:09,161 --> 00:43:10,912 {\pos(97,275)}But he's a V. 631 00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:12,997 {\pos(97,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 632 00:43:13,082 --> 00:43:14,999 {\pos(97,275)}Then we go to the B's. Then we... 633 00:43:15,084 --> 00:43:17,502 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. 634 00:43:17,586 --> 00:43:20,004 {\pos(97,275)}I know how the alphabet works! 635 00:43:20,422 --> 00:43:21,798 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 636 00:43:22,591 --> 00:43:25,260 {\pos(97,275)}I was just thinking 637 00:43:25,344 --> 00:43:29,097 {\pos(97,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 638 00:43:29,181 --> 00:43:30,848 {\pos(97,275)}That is all. 639 00:43:34,103 --> 00:43:36,604 {\pos(97,275)}Almost over. It's almost over. 640 00:43:38,732 --> 00:43:42,986 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING) 641 00:43:43,946 --> 00:43:46,447 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have my cookies for me? 642 00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:56,124 {\pos(97,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 643 00:43:56,208 --> 00:44:00,920 {\pos(97,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 644 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,591 {\pos(97,275)}Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 645 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:05,717 {\pos(97,275)}Not likely. 646 00:44:05,801 --> 00:44:07,885 {\pos(97,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 647 00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:09,679 {\pos(97,275)}That'll be $52. 648 00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:11,556 {\pos(97,275)}Right. 649 00:44:19,106 --> 00:44:21,816 {\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 650 00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:25,278 {\pos(97,275)}Tic Tacs! Where was I? 651 00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:28,573 {\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 652 00:44:28,657 --> 00:44:30,450 {\pos(97,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas? 653 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:34,829 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 654 00:44:42,129 --> 00:44:43,671 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 655 00:44:51,513 --> 00:44:53,890 {\pos(97,275)}What are you warming up for? Stuff. 656 00:44:53,974 --> 00:44:54,974 {\pos(97,275)}What sort of stuff? 657 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:57,477 {\pos(97,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 658 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:58,978 {\pos(97,275)}Like sleeping? 659 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:01,981 {\pos(97,275)}They are not pajamas! 660 00:45:09,865 --> 00:45:11,532 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GRUNTING) 661 00:45:13,827 --> 00:45:17,038 {\pos(97,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones. 662 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,632 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 663 00:45:27,716 --> 00:45:29,384 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 664 00:45:31,011 --> 00:45:32,387 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 665 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,599 {\pos(97,275)}Bye! 666 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,353 {\pos(97,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN) 667 00:45:46,193 --> 00:45:47,193 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 668 00:45:59,415 --> 00:46:00,415 {\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES) 669 00:46:02,376 --> 00:46:03,334 {\pos(97,275)}(CRACKING) 670 00:46:03,419 --> 00:46:05,044 {\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING) 671 00:46:21,395 --> 00:46:24,021 {\pos(97,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 672 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:30,445 {\pos(97,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 673 00:46:30,529 --> 00:46:31,904 {\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on! 674 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,128 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 675 00:46:53,969 --> 00:46:55,803 {\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... 676 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,308 {\pos(97,275)}Quiet down, fish! 677 00:47:07,316 --> 00:47:08,357 {\pos(97,275)}Down, boy! 678 00:47:30,005 --> 00:47:31,422 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! (LAUGHING) 679 00:47:31,507 --> 00:47:34,842 {\pos(97,275)}We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 680 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,811 {\pos(97,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 681 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,606 {\pos(97,275)}Life is full of disappointments 682 00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:51,442 {\pos(97,275)}for some people. (CHUCKLING) 683 00:47:52,361 --> 00:47:53,861 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS) 684 00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:56,113 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 685 00:47:56,198 --> 00:47:57,698 {\pos(97,275)}Don't do that! 686 00:47:57,783 --> 00:48:00,826 {\pos(97,275)}Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 687 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,286 {\pos(97,275)}No. 688 00:48:02,371 --> 00:48:04,872 {\pos(97,275)}But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 689 00:48:04,957 --> 00:48:05,998 {\pos(97,275)}Don't care. 690 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,208 {\pos(97,275)}Please? Please? 691 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:08,960 {\pos(97,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 692 00:48:09,044 --> 00:48:11,087 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty please? Please? 693 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:20,179 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! Come on! 694 00:48:20,722 --> 00:48:22,890 {\pos(97,275)}Light bulb. 695 00:48:27,813 --> 00:48:29,605 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 696 00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:32,650 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, have fun. 697 00:48:36,071 --> 00:48:39,615 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 698 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,075 {\pos(97,275)}What? 699 00:48:41,159 --> 00:48:43,035 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 700 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,710 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING) 701 00:48:55,048 --> 00:48:56,591 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 702 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,667 {\pos(97,275)}(RETCHING) 703 00:49:37,591 --> 00:49:39,008 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! 704 00:49:39,092 --> 00:49:41,510 {\pos(97,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn! 705 00:49:44,264 --> 00:49:46,557 {\pos(97,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 706 00:49:46,642 --> 00:49:48,059 {\pos(97,275)}You've gotta let us play for it! 707 00:49:48,143 --> 00:49:49,894 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no. 708 00:49:49,978 --> 00:49:51,270 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! 709 00:49:52,814 --> 00:49:55,358 {\pos(97,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn? 710 00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:56,484 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 711 00:49:56,568 --> 00:49:58,444 {\pos(97,275)}Well, it is not for sale. 712 00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:00,446 {\pos(97,275)}But all you gotta do to win it 713 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:03,532 {\pos(97,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there. 714 00:50:04,409 --> 00:50:05,534 {\pos(97,275)}It's easy! 715 00:50:13,919 --> 00:50:15,169 {\pos(97,275)}Yay! 716 00:50:27,182 --> 00:50:28,349 {\pos(97,275)}Again! 717 00:50:29,101 --> 00:50:31,519 {\pos(97,275)}Wait! Come on. One more time! 718 00:50:31,603 --> 00:50:32,770 {\pos(97,275)}Just one more. 719 00:50:32,854 --> 00:50:35,231 {\pos(97,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes. 720 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:52,581 {\pos(97,275)}I hit it! I hit it! That was cool. 721 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,459 {\pos(97,275)}Aw! 722 00:50:57,045 --> 00:50:59,922 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 723 00:51:00,674 --> 00:51:03,759 {\pos(97,275)}She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 724 00:51:03,844 --> 00:51:06,595 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 725 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,931 {\pos(97,275)}You see that little tin spaceship? 726 00:51:09,015 --> 00:51:11,183 {\pos(97,275)}You see how it's not knocked over? 727 00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:14,145 {\pos(97,275)}Do you know what that means, professor? 728 00:51:14,229 --> 00:51:17,732 {\pos(97,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn! 729 00:51:17,816 --> 00:51:19,817 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Uh-oh! 730 00:51:19,901 --> 00:51:21,736 {\pos(97,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face. 731 00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:24,238 {\pos(97,275)}Boo! Better luck next time! 732 00:51:26,491 --> 00:51:29,201 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, my turn. 733 00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:53,142 {\pos(97,275)}Knocked over! 734 00:51:57,481 --> 00:51:59,273 {\pos(97,275)}It's so fluffy! 735 00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:00,357 {\pos(97,275)}Yeah! 736 00:52:01,026 --> 00:52:03,110 {\pos(97,275)}That was awesome! 737 00:52:03,195 --> 00:52:04,862 {\pos(97,275)}You blew up the whole thing! 738 00:52:04,946 --> 00:52:07,323 {\pos(97,275)}Let's go. Let's try another game! 739 00:52:11,786 --> 00:52:13,287 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 740 00:52:14,372 --> 00:52:16,790 {\pos(97,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 741 00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:19,793 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, go play. 742 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:29,637 {\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray! 743 00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:34,475 {\pos(97,275)}Cotton candy! 744 00:52:35,477 --> 00:52:39,396 {\pos(97,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 745 00:52:39,481 --> 00:52:41,649 {\pos(97,275)}We can't afford any distractions! 746 00:52:43,401 --> 00:52:44,652 {\pos(97,275)}Get me Perkins. 747 00:52:50,825 --> 00:52:51,992 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! 748 00:52:52,661 --> 00:52:54,787 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 749 00:52:54,871 --> 00:52:58,874 {\pos(97,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this! 750 00:52:59,668 --> 00:53:00,793 {\pos(97,275)}What? 751 00:53:13,306 --> 00:53:14,682 {\pos(97,275)}Well done, Gru. (SQUEAKING) 752 00:53:14,766 --> 00:53:15,766 {\pos(97,275)}Rather impressive. 753 00:53:15,850 --> 00:53:18,852 {\pos(97,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 754 00:53:19,521 --> 00:53:23,274 {\pos(97,275)}I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 755 00:53:23,358 --> 00:53:27,069 {\pos(97,275)}I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 756 00:53:27,153 --> 00:53:28,779 {\pos(97,275)}What? (GIRLS LAUGHING) 757 00:53:28,863 --> 00:53:30,948 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry. Sorry! 758 00:53:31,032 --> 00:53:34,159 {\pos(97,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second? 759 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,661 {\pos(97,275)}I told you not to touch my things. 760 00:53:35,745 --> 00:53:38,789 {\pos(97,275)}I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 761 00:53:38,873 --> 00:53:40,541 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, can we order pizza? 762 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:42,543 {\pos(97,275)}Pizza? You just had lunch. 763 00:53:42,627 --> 00:53:43,794 {\pos(97,275)}Not now, for dinner. 764 00:53:43,878 --> 00:53:45,462 {\pos(97,275)}Dinner? 765 00:53:45,547 --> 00:53:48,340 {\pos(97,275)}Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 766 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,259 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Can we get stuffed crust? 767 00:53:50,385 --> 00:53:51,427 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 768 00:53:51,511 --> 00:53:52,720 {\pos(97,275)}Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust! 769 00:53:52,804 --> 00:53:54,388 {\pos(97,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust! 770 00:53:54,472 --> 00:53:55,806 {\pos(97,275)}(GIGGLING) 771 00:53:56,391 --> 00:53:57,808 {\pos(97,275)}You're funny! 772 00:53:57,892 --> 00:54:00,644 {\pos(97,275)}Just don't come out of that room again! 773 00:54:01,187 --> 00:54:02,229 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 774 00:54:03,148 --> 00:54:06,525 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry about that. Where were we? 775 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,193 {\pos(97,275)}You were sitting on the toilet. 776 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:12,823 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 777 00:54:12,907 --> 00:54:15,743 {\pos(97,275)}I know how much you like to laugh 778 00:54:18,204 --> 00:54:22,041 {\pos(97,275)}inside. Now, I was saying... 779 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,917 {\pos(97,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN) 780 00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:27,546 {\pos(97,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 781 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,965 {\pos(97,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused. 782 00:54:30,091 --> 00:54:32,134 {\pos(97,275)}Hello! Whoa! What? 783 00:54:32,218 --> 00:54:33,344 {\pos(97,275)}That guy is huge! 784 00:54:33,428 --> 00:54:34,845 {\pos(97,275)}Are we on TV? What are those? Children? 785 00:54:34,929 --> 00:54:37,765 {\pos(97,275)}What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 786 00:54:37,849 --> 00:54:39,433 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 787 00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:44,188 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 788 00:54:44,272 --> 00:54:45,356 {\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray! 789 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,024 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru? 790 00:54:47,108 --> 00:54:49,068 {\pos(97,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING) 791 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,113 {\pos(97,275)}Okay. 792 00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:55,866 {\pos(97,275)}As I was saying... 793 00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:59,787 {\pos(97,275)}No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 794 00:54:59,871 --> 00:55:01,038 {\pos(97,275)}But my plan... 795 00:55:01,122 --> 00:55:02,206 {\pos(97,275)}Is a great plan. 796 00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:05,501 {\pos(97,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 797 00:55:06,378 --> 00:55:07,711 {\pos(97,275)}You. 798 00:55:10,965 --> 00:55:14,551 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 799 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:17,554 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 800 00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:21,684 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 801 00:55:22,644 --> 00:55:23,936 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 802 00:55:24,312 --> 00:55:26,271 {\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket 803 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:28,691 {\pos(97,275)}based on the macaroni prototype! 804 00:55:30,985 --> 00:55:32,194 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 805 00:55:32,904 --> 00:55:34,863 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 806 00:55:39,953 --> 00:55:41,704 {\pos(97,275)}I don't understand. 807 00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:44,331 {\pos(97,275)}Let's face reality, Gru. 808 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:49,169 {\pos(97,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 809 00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:53,590 {\pos(97,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 810 00:55:54,426 --> 00:55:56,051 {\pos(97,275)}Well, a younger villain. 811 00:55:56,136 --> 00:55:57,594 {\pos(97,275)}But I... 812 00:55:57,679 --> 00:55:59,805 {\pos(97,275)}It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 813 00:56:12,318 --> 00:56:14,194 {\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 814 00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:16,739 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 815 00:56:21,035 --> 00:56:25,539 {\pos(97,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 816 00:56:25,623 --> 00:56:28,917 {\pos(97,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us. 817 00:56:29,794 --> 00:56:32,588 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 818 00:56:34,716 --> 00:56:36,633 {\pos(97,275)}They are true. 819 00:56:36,718 --> 00:56:38,510 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh! 820 00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,804 {\pos(97,275)}In terms of money, 821 00:56:41,973 --> 00:56:44,141 {\pos(97,275)}we have no money. 822 00:56:44,225 --> 00:56:46,810 {\pos(97,275)}So how will we get to the moon? 823 00:56:47,979 --> 00:56:49,813 {\pos(97,275)}The answer is clear. 824 00:56:49,898 --> 00:56:51,482 {\pos(97,275)}We won't. 825 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,692 {\pos(97,275)}(SOBBING) 826 00:56:54,527 --> 00:56:56,820 {\pos(97,275)}We are doomed. 827 00:56:58,072 --> 00:57:00,657 {\pos(97,275)}Now would probably be a good time 828 00:57:00,742 --> 00:57:02,659 {\pos(97,275)}to look for other employment options. 829 00:57:02,744 --> 00:57:04,077 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP) 830 00:57:04,579 --> 00:57:05,662 {\pos(97,275)}I know. 831 00:57:05,747 --> 00:57:11,001 {\pos(97,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 832 00:57:12,003 --> 00:57:13,587 {\pos(97,275)}What is it? 833 00:57:15,507 --> 00:57:18,801 {\pos(97,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 834 00:57:36,945 --> 00:57:38,695 {\pos(97,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING) 835 00:57:39,113 --> 00:57:40,447 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 836 00:57:40,615 --> 00:57:44,409 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING) 837 00:57:48,456 --> 00:57:49,832 {\pos(97,275)}Yes! 838 00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:52,835 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket 839 00:57:53,461 --> 00:57:57,005 {\pos(97,275)}using this and whatever else we can find! 840 00:57:57,465 --> 00:58:01,093 {\pos(97,275)}Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 841 00:58:01,594 --> 00:58:03,470 {\pos(97,275)}Who needs the bank? 842 00:58:03,555 --> 00:58:05,305 {\pos(97,275)}Let's go. Let's go! 843 00:58:13,314 --> 00:58:15,315 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 844 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:21,947 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 845 00:58:31,457 --> 00:58:32,833 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 846 00:58:55,273 --> 00:58:57,566 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) Mom! What are you doing here? 847 00:58:57,650 --> 00:59:00,485 {\pos(97,275)}And here he is in the bathtub. 848 00:59:00,653 --> 00:59:02,863 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Look at his little buns. 849 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:04,865 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 850 00:59:05,199 --> 00:59:06,658 {\pos(97,275)}Mom. 851 00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:08,160 {\pos(97,275)}Not cool. 852 00:59:09,162 --> 00:59:13,707 {\pos(97,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 853 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:16,001 {\pos(97,275)}He looks like a girl! 854 00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:19,838 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 855 00:59:24,677 --> 00:59:26,053 {\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING) 856 00:59:37,857 --> 00:59:38,899 {\pos(97,275)}(SNARLING) 857 00:59:42,654 --> 00:59:44,237 {\pos(97,275)}You're funny! 858 00:59:57,752 --> 01:00:00,712 {\pos(97,275)}Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 859 01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,636 {\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING) 860 01:00:10,264 --> 01:00:11,264 {\pos(97,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY) 861 01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:13,266 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 862 01:00:18,815 --> 01:00:21,358 {\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 863 01:00:21,442 --> 01:00:23,276 {\pos(97,275)}Send him in. 864 01:00:24,445 --> 01:00:26,113 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, Dad. 865 01:00:26,948 --> 01:00:28,365 {\pos(97,275)}You wanted to see me? 866 01:00:28,449 --> 01:00:29,866 {\pos(97,275)}Yes, I did, Victor. 867 01:00:29,951 --> 01:00:31,451 {\pos(97,275)}I am not Victor anymore. 868 01:00:31,536 --> 01:00:34,997 {\pos(97,275)}Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 869 01:00:35,081 --> 01:00:36,415 {\pos(97,275)}Sit down! 870 01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:40,460 {\pos(97,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is? 871 01:00:40,878 --> 01:00:42,838 {\pos(97,275)}Duh! Back at my place. 872 01:00:42,922 --> 01:00:45,757 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. 873 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:50,137 {\pos(97,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 874 01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:55,976 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 875 01:00:56,269 --> 01:01:00,022 {\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 876 01:01:00,106 --> 01:01:01,898 {\pos(97,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 877 01:01:01,983 --> 01:01:03,650 {\pos(97,275)}and you just blow it! 878 01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:07,195 {\pos(97,275)}No, I didn't. 879 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,321 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, really? 880 01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:11,241 {\pos(97,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 881 01:01:11,325 --> 01:01:14,369 {\pos(97,275)}Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 882 01:01:16,664 --> 01:01:19,458 {\pos(97,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face! 883 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:20,542 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) 884 01:01:21,043 --> 01:01:22,335 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry. 885 01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:25,672 {\pos(97,275)}The moon is as good as ours. 886 01:01:26,966 --> 01:01:28,425 {\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 887 01:01:28,509 --> 01:01:30,010 {\pos(97,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime. 888 01:01:30,094 --> 01:01:32,721 {\pos(97,275)}Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 889 01:01:32,805 --> 01:01:33,805 {\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES) 890 01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:35,265 {\pos(97,275)}You did not! 891 01:01:35,349 --> 01:01:39,436 {\pos(97,275)}Put on your PJs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 892 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,314 {\pos(97,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now. 893 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,024 {\pos(97,275)}I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 894 01:01:44,108 --> 01:01:45,442 {\pos(97,275)}But we're not tired! 895 01:01:45,526 --> 01:01:46,818 {\pos(97,275)}Well, I am tired. 896 01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:49,154 {\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? 897 01:01:53,034 --> 01:01:54,409 {\pos(97,275)}No. 898 01:01:54,494 --> 01:01:55,744 {\pos(97,275)}Pretty please! 899 01:01:55,828 --> 01:01:59,623 {\pos(97,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 900 01:01:59,707 --> 01:02:01,792 {\pos(97,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep. 901 01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:04,002 {\pos(97,275)}But we can't. We're all hyper! 902 01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:08,632 {\pos(97,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 903 01:02:08,716 --> 01:02:09,800 {\pos(97,275)}All night long. 904 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,220 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Fine. 905 01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:17,265 {\pos(97,275)}All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 906 01:02:17,725 --> 01:02:19,059 {\pos(97,275)}Sleepy Kittens? 907 01:02:19,477 --> 01:02:20,894 {\pos(97,275)}What are these? AGNES: Puppets. 908 01:02:21,354 --> 01:02:23,647 {\pos(97,275)}You use them when you tell the story. 909 01:02:30,738 --> 01:02:33,281 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, let's get this over with. 910 01:02:33,783 --> 01:02:35,659 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play, 911 01:02:35,743 --> 01:02:37,994 {\pos(97,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day. 912 01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:40,413 {\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother came out and said, 913 01:02:40,498 --> 01:02:42,499 {\pos(97,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."' 914 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:46,503 {\pos(97,275)}Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 915 01:02:46,587 --> 01:02:47,879 {\pos(97,275)}Keep reading! 916 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:48,922 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 917 01:02:49,048 --> 01:02:51,091 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! All right, all right, all right. 918 01:02:51,342 --> 01:02:53,844 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl, 919 01:02:53,928 --> 01:02:56,304 {\pos(97,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 920 01:02:56,389 --> 01:02:58,932 {\pos(97,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 921 01:02:59,016 --> 01:03:02,686 {\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."' 922 01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,938 {\pos(97,275)}Now you brush the fur. 923 01:03:06,649 --> 01:03:08,358 {\pos(97,275)}This is literature? 924 01:03:08,442 --> 01:03:11,736 {\pos(97,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 925 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,282 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed 926 01:03:15,366 --> 01:03:18,785 {\pos(97,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' 927 01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:21,955 {\pos(97,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 928 01:03:22,039 --> 01:03:24,916 {\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' 929 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,377 {\pos(97,275)}Now make them drink the milk. 930 01:03:31,716 --> 01:03:35,552 {\pos(97,275)}I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 931 01:03:35,636 --> 01:03:38,972 {\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 932 01:03:39,056 --> 01:03:42,017 {\pos(97,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 933 01:03:42,101 --> 01:03:43,977 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING) 934 01:03:44,186 --> 01:03:45,770 {\pos(97,275)}(YAWNS) 935 01:03:48,399 --> 01:03:51,276 {\pos(97,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 936 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,195 {\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby. 937 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,699 {\pos(97,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes. 938 01:03:57,783 --> 01:04:00,035 {\pos(97,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise. 939 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:03,788 {\pos(97,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart, 940 01:04:03,873 --> 01:04:08,668 {\pos(97,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."' 941 01:04:12,673 --> 01:04:15,008 {\pos(97,275)}The end. Okay, good night. 942 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,760 {\pos(97,275)}Wait! 943 01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:18,261 {\pos(97,275)}What? 944 01:04:18,346 --> 01:04:20,096 {\pos(97,275)}What about good night kisses? 945 01:04:22,183 --> 01:04:25,936 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 946 01:04:28,856 --> 01:04:31,441 {\pos(97,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 947 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,110 {\pos(97,275)}I like him. He's nice. 948 01:04:34,195 --> 01:04:35,528 {\pos(97,275)}But scary. 949 01:04:36,781 --> 01:04:38,073 {\pos(97,275)}Like Santa! 950 01:04:56,592 --> 01:05:00,804 {\pos(97,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 951 01:05:02,056 --> 01:05:04,724 {\pos(97,275)}Uh... About that, 952 01:05:05,226 --> 01:05:09,479 {\pos(97,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 953 01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:12,065 {\pos(97,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result 954 01:05:12,149 --> 01:05:15,151 {\pos(97,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it? 955 01:05:15,236 --> 01:05:17,487 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 956 01:05:17,571 --> 01:05:20,615 {\pos(97,275)}The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 957 01:05:20,741 --> 01:05:25,578 {\pos(97,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 958 01:05:25,663 --> 01:05:31,292 {\pos(97,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 959 01:05:32,003 --> 01:05:35,630 {\pos(97,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 960 01:05:35,715 --> 01:05:37,757 {\pos(97,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of. 961 01:05:37,842 --> 01:05:39,759 {\pos(97,275)}Your chance to make history, 962 01:05:39,844 --> 01:05:43,054 {\pos(97,275)}become the man who stole the moon! 963 01:05:43,139 --> 01:05:46,975 {\pos(97,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 964 01:05:47,059 --> 01:05:48,393 {\pos(97,275)}They need to go. 965 01:05:49,103 --> 01:05:53,148 {\pos(97,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will. 966 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:56,443 {\pos(97,275)}I understand. 967 01:05:58,988 --> 01:06:00,447 {\pos(97,275)}Good. 968 01:06:01,449 --> 01:06:02,782 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 969 01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:04,784 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 970 01:06:06,912 --> 01:06:07,912 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 971 01:06:07,997 --> 01:06:09,205 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 972 01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:14,085 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 973 01:06:21,761 --> 01:06:22,927 {\pos(97,275)}Butt. 974 01:06:24,805 --> 01:06:28,558 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 975 01:06:28,642 --> 01:06:31,269 {\pos(97,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 976 01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:32,562 {\pos(97,275)}Ready? Edith? 977 01:06:32,646 --> 01:06:33,646 {\pos(97,275)}Clink. Clink. 978 01:06:33,731 --> 01:06:35,774 {\pos(97,275)}There we go. And now we drink. 979 01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:37,567 {\pos(97,275)}And Agnes? 980 01:06:37,651 --> 01:06:38,610 {\pos(97,275)}Clink. Clink. 981 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,111 {\pos(97,275)}Very good! (DOORBELL CHIMES) 982 01:06:41,906 --> 01:06:42,906 {\pos(97,275)}Excuse me, girls. 983 01:06:42,990 --> 01:06:44,741 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on! 984 01:06:44,825 --> 01:06:48,286 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 985 01:06:48,829 --> 01:06:49,996 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Clink, clink. JERRY: Clink, clink. 986 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,290 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 987 01:06:52,374 --> 01:06:54,250 {\pos(97,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 988 01:06:54,335 --> 01:06:56,377 {\pos(97,275)}I'm here for the girls. I received a call 989 01:06:56,462 --> 01:06:58,254 {\pos(97,275)}that you wanted to return them. 990 01:07:00,841 --> 01:07:05,094 {\pos(97,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 991 01:07:08,516 --> 01:07:09,682 {\pos(97,275)}I didn't like what you said. 992 01:07:09,809 --> 01:07:11,184 {\pos(97,275)}But... (CLEARING THROAT) 993 01:07:15,189 --> 01:07:16,189 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! 994 01:07:17,483 --> 01:07:20,068 {\pos(97,275)}I will get the girls ready. 995 01:07:29,954 --> 01:07:32,413 {\pos(97,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 996 01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:35,542 {\pos(97,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us. 997 01:07:35,626 --> 01:07:37,627 {\pos(97,275)}All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 998 01:07:37,711 --> 01:07:40,213 {\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 999 01:07:56,313 --> 01:07:58,398 {\pos(97,275)}I did it for your own good. 1000 01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:01,860 {\pos(97,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon. 1001 01:08:03,696 --> 01:08:04,779 {\pos(97,275)}Right. 1002 01:08:07,366 --> 01:08:08,950 {\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CRYING) 1003 01:08:39,106 --> 01:08:41,524 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1004 01:08:42,776 --> 01:08:44,944 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1005 01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:15,975 {\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING) 1006 01:09:18,270 --> 01:09:19,979 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1007 01:09:21,357 --> 01:09:22,482 {\pos(97,275)}What is this for? 1008 01:09:22,733 --> 01:09:23,775 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1009 01:09:24,151 --> 01:09:25,401 {\pos(97,275)}The recital? 1010 01:09:25,486 --> 01:09:28,780 {\pos(97,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 1011 01:09:28,864 --> 01:09:32,951 {\pos(97,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 1012 01:09:53,764 --> 01:09:58,726 {\pos(97,275)}Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 1013 01:09:58,811 --> 01:10:03,815 {\pos(97,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 1014 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:09,320 {\pos(97,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven, 1015 01:10:09,405 --> 01:10:10,488 {\pos(97,275)}six... 1016 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,907 {\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING) 1017 01:10:36,557 --> 01:10:37,807 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! 1018 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,311 {\pos(97,275)}Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 1019 01:10:42,730 --> 01:10:43,813 {\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya! 1020 01:10:45,858 --> 01:10:47,233 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1021 01:10:47,901 --> 01:10:49,569 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1022 01:10:55,075 --> 01:10:56,659 {\pos(97,275)}My flight suit. 1023 01:10:58,412 --> 01:11:01,581 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 1024 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:04,417 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1025 01:11:05,711 --> 01:11:06,711 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1026 01:11:34,948 --> 01:11:36,741 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1027 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,728 {\pos(97,275)}ALL: Whoa! 1028 01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:17,824 {\pos(97,275)}(HOWLING) 1029 01:12:24,706 --> 01:12:26,332 {\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha! 1030 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:28,126 {\pos(97,275)}I've got it! 1031 01:12:29,628 --> 01:12:32,421 {\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon! 1032 01:12:32,506 --> 01:12:35,341 {\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon! 1033 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,941 {\pos(97,275)}I can make it! 1034 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:00,324 {\pos(97,275)}Wait a minute! 1035 01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:01,534 {\pos(97,275)}Kevin! 1036 01:13:04,663 --> 01:13:06,205 {\pos(97,275)}Come on, come on! 1037 01:13:14,506 --> 01:13:16,090 {\pos(97,275)}He's still not here. 1038 01:13:16,175 --> 01:13:18,593 {\pos(97,275)}Why would he come? He gave us up. 1039 01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:20,178 {\pos(97,275)}But he pinky promised! 1040 01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:23,014 {\pos(97,275)}Girls, girls, places! 1041 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,933 {\pos(97,275)}No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 1042 01:13:26,018 --> 01:13:28,394 {\pos(97,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes? 1043 01:13:32,232 --> 01:13:34,650 {\pos(97,275)}All right. But just a few more minutes. 1044 01:13:34,735 --> 01:13:36,819 {\pos(97,275)}He's not coming, guys. 1045 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,283 {\pos(97,275)}Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 1046 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:48,164 {\pos(97,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! (ENGINE REVVING) 1047 01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,088 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1048 01:14:08,352 --> 01:14:10,811 {\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1049 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:25,159 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay. There's the library. 1050 01:14:25,244 --> 01:14:27,912 {\pos(97,275)}That's Third Street. The dance studio... 1051 01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,455 {\pos(97,275)}There! There! There it is! 1052 01:14:39,091 --> 01:14:40,800 {\pos(97,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING) 1053 01:14:45,138 --> 01:14:46,138 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 1054 01:15:06,910 --> 01:15:09,328 {\pos(97,275)}Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 1055 01:15:09,663 --> 01:15:11,289 {\pos(97,275)}Over? 1056 01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:50,745 {\pos(97,275)}Vector, open up! 1057 01:15:52,497 --> 01:15:54,999 {\pos(97,275)}First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 1058 01:15:58,879 --> 01:16:00,212 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) 1059 01:16:08,555 --> 01:16:09,805 {\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Mr. Gru! 1060 01:16:09,890 --> 01:16:11,057 {\pos(97,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal. 1061 01:16:11,141 --> 01:16:12,641 {\pos(97,275)}Now, the girls. 1062 01:16:12,726 --> 01:16:17,104 {\pos(97,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 1063 01:16:17,189 --> 01:16:18,230 {\pos(97,275)}No! 1064 01:16:18,315 --> 01:16:20,983 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 1065 01:16:21,693 --> 01:16:23,152 {\pos(97,275)}Listen close, you little punk. 1066 01:16:23,236 --> 01:16:26,614 {\pos(97,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 1067 01:16:26,698 --> 01:16:27,823 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY) 1068 01:16:27,908 --> 01:16:29,742 {\pos(97,275)}I'm really scared! 1069 01:16:33,205 --> 01:16:35,039 {\pos(97,275)}He is gonna kick your butt. 1070 01:16:35,499 --> 01:16:38,751 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 1071 01:17:15,372 --> 01:17:17,206 {\pos(97,275)}What? He punched my shark! 1072 01:17:43,942 --> 01:17:45,067 {\pos(97,275)}Ha! There he is! 1073 01:17:50,991 --> 01:17:52,241 {\pos(97,275)}Hang on, Gru. 1074 01:17:57,581 --> 01:17:58,873 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! 1075 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:01,750 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) 1076 01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:03,210 {\pos(97,275)}Ow? 1077 01:18:09,176 --> 01:18:11,010 {\pos(97,275)}Vector has the girls. Go! 1078 01:18:15,015 --> 01:18:16,682 {\pos(97,275)}What happened to the ship? It's big again! 1079 01:18:16,766 --> 01:18:19,518 {\pos(97,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be! What? 1080 01:18:19,603 --> 01:18:21,479 {\pos(97,275)}The larger the mass of an object, 1081 01:18:21,563 --> 01:18:24,648 {\pos(97,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 1082 01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:27,693 {\pos(97,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle. 1083 01:18:27,777 --> 01:18:29,695 {\pos(97,275)}I just came up with it now, actually. 1084 01:18:30,530 --> 01:18:31,989 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! 1085 01:18:36,953 --> 01:18:37,953 {\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) 1086 01:18:38,038 --> 01:18:39,371 {\pos(97,275)}Did you see that? 1087 01:18:39,498 --> 01:18:42,166 {\pos(97,275)}Vector! Help! Vector! 1088 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,459 {\pos(97,275)}Over here! Hey! 1089 01:18:43,543 --> 01:18:45,211 {\pos(97,275)}What are you girls doing back there? 1090 01:18:45,295 --> 01:18:46,337 {\pos(97,275)}The moon! 1091 01:18:48,048 --> 01:18:49,048 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1092 01:18:56,848 --> 01:18:57,848 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1093 01:19:00,227 --> 01:19:01,352 {\pos(97,275)}Ouch! 1094 01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:03,521 {\pos(97,275)}Watch out! 1095 01:19:04,231 --> 01:19:05,731 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1096 01:19:07,359 --> 01:19:09,151 {\pos(97,275)}GRU: Get as close in as you can. 1097 01:19:09,986 --> 01:19:11,278 {\pos(97,275)}You got it. 1098 01:19:24,334 --> 01:19:25,334 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1099 01:19:27,629 --> 01:19:28,712 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru, up here! 1100 01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:29,838 {\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru! 1101 01:19:29,923 --> 01:19:31,966 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls! Girls! 1102 01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:34,718 {\pos(97,275)}You're going to have to jump. EDITH: Jump? 1103 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:36,762 {\pos(97,275)}Are you insane? 1104 01:19:36,846 --> 01:19:38,264 {\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you. 1105 01:19:39,182 --> 01:19:40,599 {\pos(97,275)}You gave us back! 1106 01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:44,853 {\pos(97,275)}I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 1107 01:19:45,438 --> 01:19:47,356 {\pos(97,275)}But you have to jump now. 1108 01:19:47,941 --> 01:19:50,025 {\pos(97,275)}It'll be okay. 1109 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:56,031 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls. 1110 01:19:58,118 --> 01:19:59,618 {\pos(97,275)}Jump now! 1111 01:19:59,786 --> 01:20:01,412 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1112 01:20:04,624 --> 01:20:06,917 {\pos(97,275)}Margo, I will catch you. 1113 01:20:07,586 --> 01:20:10,629 {\pos(97,275)}And I will never let you go again. 1114 01:20:20,223 --> 01:20:22,224 {\pos(97,275)}Not so fast! No! 1115 01:20:22,309 --> 01:20:23,892 {\pos(97,275)}Let me go! (LAUGHING) 1116 01:20:23,977 --> 01:20:25,644 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1117 01:20:27,564 --> 01:20:28,647 {\pos(97,275)}Margo! 1118 01:20:29,065 --> 01:20:30,190 {\pos(97,275)}Whoa! 1119 01:20:34,446 --> 01:20:36,655 {\pos(97,275)}I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 1120 01:20:49,794 --> 01:20:51,170 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1121 01:20:51,630 --> 01:20:52,630 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 1122 01:20:56,509 --> 01:20:59,803 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 1123 01:21:05,602 --> 01:21:07,102 {\pos(97,275)}I got you. 1124 01:21:10,899 --> 01:21:12,524 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) 1125 01:21:20,617 --> 01:21:22,534 {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) 1126 01:21:25,246 --> 01:21:26,372 {\pos(97,275)}No! 1127 01:21:29,376 --> 01:21:30,459 {\pos(97,275)}(EXPLOSION) 1128 01:21:43,556 --> 01:21:44,807 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. 1129 01:21:45,892 --> 01:21:47,726 {\pos(97,275)}This time, good triumphs, 1130 01:21:47,811 --> 01:21:49,144 {\pos(97,275)}and the moon has been returned 1131 01:21:49,229 --> 01:21:51,146 {\pos(97,275)}to its rightful place in the sky. 1132 01:21:51,231 --> 01:21:55,943 {\pos(97,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 1133 01:21:56,027 --> 01:21:57,820 {\pos(97,275)}who is this mysterious hero? 1134 01:21:57,904 --> 01:21:59,863 {\pos(97,275)}And what will he do next? 1135 01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:02,157 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls. Time for bed. 1136 01:22:02,242 --> 01:22:04,118 {\pos(97,275)}Come on! We want a story. 1137 01:22:04,202 --> 01:22:05,994 {\pos(97,275)}Three sleepy kittens! 1138 01:22:06,079 --> 01:22:10,332 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 1139 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:11,667 {\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) 1140 01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:14,962 {\pos(97,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book. 1141 01:22:15,046 --> 01:22:17,214 {\pos(97,275)}This one is called 1142 01:22:17,298 --> 01:22:21,009 {\pos(97,275)}One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 1143 01:22:21,094 --> 01:22:25,514 {\pos(97,275)}Oh! Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 1144 01:22:26,307 --> 01:22:28,016 {\pos(97,275)}Here, watch this. 1145 01:22:29,185 --> 01:22:30,602 {\pos(97,275)}That's the horn! 1146 01:22:30,687 --> 01:22:32,020 {\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 1147 01:22:35,024 --> 01:22:37,109 {\pos(97,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever! 1148 01:22:37,193 --> 01:22:39,570 {\pos(97,275)}Not to pat myself on the back, 1149 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:41,989 {\pos(97,275)}but, yes, it probably will be. 1150 01:22:42,073 --> 01:22:43,157 {\pos(97,275)}Here we go. 1151 01:22:43,241 --> 01:22:46,201 {\pos(97,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free 1152 01:22:46,286 --> 01:22:49,037 {\pos(97,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be. 1153 01:22:50,373 --> 01:22:53,834 {\pos(97,275)}"Then three little kittens came around 1154 01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:57,880 {\pos(97,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down." 1155 01:22:57,964 --> 01:22:59,715 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, that one looks like me! 1156 01:22:59,799 --> 01:23:01,925 {\pos(97,275)}No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 1157 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:05,804 {\pos(97,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 1158 01:23:09,350 --> 01:23:11,727 {\pos(97,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS) 1159 01:23:11,811 --> 01:23:14,897 {\pos(97,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS) 1160 01:23:16,274 --> 01:23:18,734 {\pos(97,275)}"He never should have said goodbye. 1161 01:23:19,569 --> 01:23:24,114 {\pos(97,275)}"And now he knows he could never part 1162 01:23:24,199 --> 01:23:26,825 {\pos(97,275)}"from those three little kittens 1163 01:23:27,327 --> 01:23:30,245 {\pos(97,275)}"that changed his heart. 1164 01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:32,414 {\pos(97,275)}"The end." 1165 01:23:32,499 --> 01:23:34,833 {\pos(97,275)}Okay, all right. Good night. 1166 01:23:58,149 --> 01:23:59,775 {\pos(97,275)}I love you. 1167 01:24:00,318 --> 01:24:02,027 {\pos(97,275)}I love you, too. 1168 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,283 {\pos(97,275)}(CLEARS THROAT) 1169 01:24:08,368 --> 01:24:10,077 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1170 01:24:11,371 --> 01:24:13,205 {\pos(97,275)}No, no! 1171 01:24:13,331 --> 01:24:14,957 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 1172 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,542 {\pos(97,275)}All right. 1173 01:24:21,548 --> 01:24:23,006 {\pos(97,275)}Didn't I get you already? 1174 01:24:23,091 --> 01:24:24,466 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1175 01:24:29,347 --> 01:24:31,139 {\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1176 01:24:39,107 --> 01:24:40,607 {\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1177 01:24:57,542 --> 01:24:59,501 {\pos(97,275)}They're very good! 1178 01:24:59,586 --> 01:25:02,546 {\pos(97,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son. 1179 01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:05,591 {\pos(97,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent! 1180 01:25:06,759 --> 01:25:08,260 {\pos(97,275)}Just like me. 1181 01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:11,054 {\pos(97,275)}Maybe even better. 1182 01:25:15,685 --> 01:25:16,685 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1183 01:25:16,769 --> 01:25:17,769 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) 1184 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,398 {\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1185 01:25:31,117 --> 01:25:32,618 {\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1186 01:25:38,374 --> 01:25:40,083 {\pos(97,275)}No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 1187 01:25:41,836 --> 01:25:43,295 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no! 1188 01:26:20,124 --> 01:26:21,124 {\pos(97,275)}(MOANS) 1189 01:27:14,011 --> 01:27:15,429 {\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1190 01:27:16,139 --> 01:27:17,139 {\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) 1191 01:27:22,979 --> 01:27:24,521 {\pos(97,275)}Hey, Carl! Hey. 1192 01:27:24,605 --> 01:27:25,605 {\pos(97,275)}Hmm? 1193 01:27:25,690 --> 01:27:27,482 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1194 01:27:28,818 --> 01:27:29,901 {\pos(97,275)}No, no, no. 1195 01:27:29,986 --> 01:27:31,194 {\pos(97,275)}BOTH: Me, me, me. 1196 01:27:32,530 --> 01:27:33,488 {\pos(97,275)}John? 1197 01:27:33,573 --> 01:27:34,573 {\pos(97,275)}No, no. Me, me, me. 1198 01:27:34,657 --> 01:27:35,657 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1199 01:27:37,744 --> 01:27:38,744 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING) 1200 01:27:38,828 --> 01:27:39,828 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1201 01:27:46,043 --> 01:27:47,836 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1202 01:27:51,924 --> 01:27:52,966 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1203 01:27:53,593 --> 01:27:54,843 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1204 01:27:58,848 --> 01:28:00,599 {\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS) 1205 01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,601 {\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE) 1206 01:28:27,293 --> 01:28:30,128 {\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1207 01:28:32,465 --> 01:28:34,299 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1208 01:28:39,180 --> 01:28:40,555 {\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) 1209 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:47,812 {\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no! 1210 01:28:48,648 --> 01:28:50,106 {\pos(97,275)}Stop! Stop! 1211 01:29:10,962 --> 01:29:12,504 {\pos(97,275)}(CARL GROANING) 1212 01:29:19,178 --> 01:29:21,054 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1213 01:29:21,138 --> 01:29:22,764 {\pos(97,275)}Huh? (SCREAMING) 1214 01:29:24,976 --> 01:29:26,977 {\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT) 1215 01:29:27,186 --> 01:29:28,186 {\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1216 01:29:44,412 --> 01:29:46,204 {\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1217 01:29:46,539 --> 01:29:48,290 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING) 1218 01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:50,750 {\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING) 1219 01:29:51,335 --> 01:29:52,669 {\pos(97,275)}Hello, I am Gru. 1220 01:29:52,753 --> 01:29:55,797 {\pos(97,275)}Back to work, back to work! Back to... 1221 01:30:00,303 --> 01:34:01,417 {\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1222 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1223 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 {\pos(289,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING) 1224 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1225 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1226 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1227 00:00:17,342 --> 00:00:19,552 {\pos(289,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 1228 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:42,616 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1229 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,703 {\pos(289,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1230 00:00:54,504 --> 00:00:57,047 {\pos(289,275)}WOMAN: Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 1231 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,219 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1232 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,683 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin! 1233 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,853 {\pos(289,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand. 1234 00:01:14,065 --> 00:01:15,733 {\pos(289,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING) 1235 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:22,156 {\pos(289,275)}Justin, you get back here right now! 1236 00:01:22,574 --> 00:01:23,574 {\pos(289,275)}No, stop! 1237 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:26,076 {\pos(289,275)}No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb! 1238 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:28,537 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING) 1239 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:31,874 {\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait. 1240 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,043 {\pos(289,275)}Hold on. Easy, little boy. 1241 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,671 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 1242 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:38,881 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1243 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,926 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! Oh! There he goes. 1244 00:01:42,093 --> 00:01:43,093 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1245 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:54,605 {\pos(289,275)}Justin! 1246 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,074 {\pos(289,275)}I've got him! I've got him! 1247 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,408 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1248 00:02:08,286 --> 00:02:09,954 {\pos(289,275)}(AIR ESCAPING) 1249 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:18,462 {\pos(289,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 1250 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:21,340 {\pos(289,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 1251 00:02:21,424 --> 00:02:24,260 {\pos(289,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 1252 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:27,513 {\pos(289,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens 1253 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:30,641 {\pos(289,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks. 1254 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:33,727 {\pos(289,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads, 1255 00:02:33,812 --> 00:02:36,230 {\pos(289,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains 1256 00:02:36,314 --> 00:02:38,816 {\pos(289,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime? 1257 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,943 {\pos(289,275)}And where will he strike next? 1258 00:02:49,327 --> 00:02:50,536 {\pos(289,275)}(CRYING) 1259 00:03:29,868 --> 00:03:32,286 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1260 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:35,414 {\pos(289,275)}It's about time that I get my way 1261 00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:38,083 {\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 1262 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,420 {\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! (LAUGHING) 1263 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:43,631 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1264 00:03:43,715 --> 00:03:46,759 {\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 1265 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:49,470 {\pos(289,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see 1266 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,181 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me 1267 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:19,208 {\pos(289,275)}FRED: Morning, Gru! 1268 00:04:20,251 --> 00:04:21,627 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing? 1269 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:23,754 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Fred. 1270 00:04:23,838 --> 00:04:26,715 {\pos(289,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving 1271 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,884 {\pos(289,275)}little bombs all over my yard, 1272 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,302 {\pos(289,275)}and I don't appreciate it. 1273 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:33,013 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry. You know dogs. 1274 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,765 {\pos(289,275)}They go wherever they want to go. 1275 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:36,600 {\pos(289,275)}Unless they're dead. 1276 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,477 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1277 00:04:39,187 --> 00:04:40,312 {\pos(289,275)}I'm joking! 1278 00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:44,316 {\pos(289,275)}Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one. 1279 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:47,861 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. 1280 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,865 {\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see 1281 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:54,201 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING) 1282 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:57,037 {\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day 1283 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,790 {\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay 1284 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,796 {\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING) 1285 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,801 {\pos(289,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES) 1286 00:05:10,969 --> 00:05:14,221 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg! 1287 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,643 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Hello! 1288 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,146 {\pos(289,275)}Cookies for sale. 1289 00:05:24,274 --> 00:05:26,483 {\pos(289,275)}Go away. I'm not home. 1290 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,319 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you are. I heard you. 1291 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:33,198 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't. This 1292 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:35,242 {\pos(289,275)}is a recording. 1293 00:05:35,326 --> 00:05:37,411 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: No, it isn't. Yes, it is. 1294 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:42,207 {\pos(289,275)}Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 1295 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,501 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN) 1296 00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:47,796 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, recorded message. 1297 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,715 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Agnes, come on. 1298 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,218 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? 1299 00:05:58,683 --> 00:05:59,892 {\pos(289,275)}(SNAPS) 1300 00:06:00,018 --> 00:06:01,477 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle! 1301 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,564 {\pos(289,275)}Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin. 1302 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:06,815 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! 1303 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,401 {\pos(289,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario. 1304 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,153 {\pos(289,275)}I know how you must be feeling. 1305 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,698 {\pos(289,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment, 1306 00:06:15,366 --> 00:06:19,203 {\pos(289,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats. 1307 00:06:19,871 --> 00:06:21,330 {\pos(289,275)}What? What happened? 1308 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,831 {\pos(289,275)}It's all over the news! 1309 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,958 {\pos(289,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid. 1310 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:28,295 {\pos(289,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look 1311 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,589 {\pos(289,275)}lame. 1312 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,010 {\pos(289,275)}Assemble the minions! 1313 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,153 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPS) 1314 00:07:03,706 --> 00:07:05,582 {\pos(289,275)}(COUNTING) 1315 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,459 {\pos(289,275)}Minions, assemble! 1316 00:07:08,545 --> 00:07:09,962 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. Okay. 1317 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:13,048 {\pos(289,275)}Throo... 1318 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,758 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN) 1319 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:18,136 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! 1320 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,013 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1321 00:07:21,432 --> 00:07:22,850 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1322 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,438 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) 1323 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,902 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1324 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:38,699 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1325 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:00,470 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1326 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:08,228 {\pos(289,275)}Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good? 1327 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,563 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 1328 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:12,649 {\pos(289,275)}That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 1329 00:08:13,651 --> 00:08:15,694 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, everybody! 1330 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:17,654 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, all right! 1331 00:08:17,739 --> 00:08:20,073 {\pos(289,275)}Simmer down. Simmer down! 1332 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,075 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you, okay. 1333 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,037 {\pos(289,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard 1334 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,914 {\pos(289,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids. 1335 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:30,292 {\pos(289,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal. 1336 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,795 {\pos(289,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 1337 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:38,050 {\pos(289,275)}But am I upset? No, I am not! 1338 00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:40,969 {\pos(289,275)}A little, 1339 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:45,015 {\pos(289,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, 1340 00:08:45,099 --> 00:08:47,934 {\pos(289,275)}and you guys are all right in my book. 1341 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:49,019 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1342 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,354 {\pos(289,275)}No, no raises! 1343 00:08:50,438 --> 00:08:53,607 {\pos(289,275)}You're not going to get any raises. 1344 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:56,109 {\pos(289,275)}What did we do? 1345 00:08:56,194 --> 00:09:02,199 {\pos(289,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! 1346 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,909 {\pos(289,275)}Nice! (ALL CHEERING) 1347 00:09:04,035 --> 00:09:05,494 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? 1348 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,621 {\pos(289,275)}That's how I roll. 1349 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:11,708 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh? 1350 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:13,919 {\pos(289,275)}But that's not all. 1351 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:17,297 {\pos(289,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty, 1352 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,965 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 1353 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,385 {\pos(289,275)}The small one from Las Vegas. 1354 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:23,470 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 1355 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:27,557 {\pos(289,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas. 1356 00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:30,435 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet, 1357 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:35,232 {\pos(289,275)}but I have been working on something very big! 1358 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:40,487 {\pos(289,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 1359 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:45,409 {\pos(289,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... 1360 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:46,827 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you! 1361 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,620 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Oh, there he is. 1362 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,205 {\pos(289,275)}He's styling. 1363 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:54,167 {\pos(289,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray 1364 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:58,880 {\pos(289,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, 1365 00:09:59,173 --> 00:10:02,342 {\pos(289,275)}we will have the capability 1366 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:06,430 {\pos(289,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century. 1367 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:09,599 {\pos(289,275)}We are going to steal... 1368 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:16,565 {\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. 1369 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,734 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING) 1370 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:20,944 {\pos(289,275)}Hey. 1371 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,155 {\pos(289,275)}Dave, listen up, please. 1372 00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:31,204 {\pos(289,275)}Next, we are going to steal, 1373 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,623 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect, 1374 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,376 {\pos(289,275)}the moon! 1375 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,753 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING) 1376 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,673 {\pos(289,275)}And once the moon is mine, 1377 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:46,470 {\pos(289,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 1378 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:51,892 {\pos(289,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 1379 00:10:54,937 --> 00:10:58,398 {\pos(289,275)}That's what I'm talking about. 1380 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,275 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1381 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:01,777 {\pos(289,275)}Yes? 1382 00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:05,655 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers, 1383 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,909 {\pos(289,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this. 1384 00:11:08,993 --> 00:11:11,828 {\pos(289,275)}It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker. 1385 00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:13,872 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, chillax. 1386 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:17,626 {\pos(289,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me! 1387 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,183 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1388 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,976 {\pos(289,275)}Edith, stop it! 1389 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,187 {\pos(289,275)}What? I'm just walking. 1390 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,404 {\pos(289,275)}(KEYS CLACKING) 1391 00:11:49,992 --> 00:11:52,077 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back. 1392 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,456 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, girls! 1393 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,376 {\pos(289,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 1394 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,337 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm. Let me think. 1395 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:03,880 {\pos(289,275)}No! 1396 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,220 {\pos(289,275)}Edith! What did you put on my desk? 1397 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,264 {\pos(289,275)}A mud pie. 1398 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:16,935 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you? 1399 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,478 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, I know. 1400 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,563 {\pos(289,275)}Good. 1401 00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:23,024 {\pos(289,275)}So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas? 1402 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,151 {\pos(289,275)}Sort of. 1403 00:12:25,236 --> 00:12:29,489 {\pos(289,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties. 1404 00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:33,577 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Okay. 1405 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,831 {\pos(289,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day. 1406 00:12:37,915 --> 00:12:40,083 {\pos(289,275)}Look at my face! 1407 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:43,420 {\pos(289,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day? 1408 00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,339 {\pos(289,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties. 1409 00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:51,428 {\pos(289,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you? 1410 00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:53,305 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah. 1411 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:57,767 {\pos(289,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No. 1412 00:12:58,185 --> 00:12:59,352 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: No, Miss Hattie. 1413 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:03,148 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine. 1414 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,443 {\pos(289,275)}Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. 1415 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:07,694 {\pos(289,275)}Hi, guys. 1416 00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,574 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1417 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,869 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but... 1418 00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:19,497 {\pos(289,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 1419 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,958 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it? 1420 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:26,463 {\pos(289,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful? (LAUGHING) 1421 00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:29,716 {\pos(289,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something 1422 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,594 {\pos(289,275)}that's very, very big, very important. 1423 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,722 {\pos(289,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud. 1424 00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,182 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 1425 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,477 {\pos(289,275)}Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here. 1426 00:13:41,979 --> 00:13:43,647 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1427 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,357 {\pos(289,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY) 1428 00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:50,880 {\pos(289,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins. 1429 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,383 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, please have a seat. 1430 00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:07,772 {\pos(289,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step for man, 1431 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,026 {\pos(289,275)}one giant leap for mankind. 1432 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,904 {\pos(289,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon. 1433 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:17,866 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son. 1434 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,618 {\pos(289,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore. 1435 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:30,420 {\pos(289,275)}Hey. 1436 00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:42,056 {\pos(289,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. 1437 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,146 {\pos(289,275)}It's a mathematical term, 1438 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:52,734 {\pos(289,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. 1439 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,740 {\pos(289,275)}Vector! That's me, 1440 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:04,078 {\pos(289,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 1441 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,830 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 1442 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,542 {\pos(289,275)}Check out my new weapon. 1443 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,878 {\pos(289,275)}Piranha gun! Oh, yes! 1444 00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:14,088 {\pos(289,275)}Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? 1445 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,757 {\pos(289,275)}No, you haven't. I invented it. 1446 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,009 {\pos(289,275)}Do you want a demonstration? 1447 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,054 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, 1448 00:16:21,138 --> 00:16:23,223 {\pos(289,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my... (EXCLAIMS) 1449 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:25,809 {\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now. 1450 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,977 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: So, all I need 1451 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,064 {\pos(289,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket. 1452 00:16:31,148 --> 00:16:34,150 {\pos(289,275)}And then, the moon is ours. Wow! 1453 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,903 {\pos(289,275)}Well, very nice presentation. 1454 00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:39,239 {\pos(289,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray. 1455 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:42,033 {\pos(289,275)}Absolutely! Will do. 1456 00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,493 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it. 1457 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,496 {\pos(289,275)}You don't have it? 1458 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,083 {\pos(289,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 1459 00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,836 {\pos(289,275)}Apparently. 1460 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:57,257 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru? 1461 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:02,929 {\pos(289,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 1462 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:07,600 {\pos(289,275)}How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you. 1463 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:10,687 {\pos(289,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... 1464 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:14,190 {\pos(289,275)}Get the picture? 1465 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:19,195 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there, 1466 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,323 {\pos(289,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you, 1467 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,450 {\pos(289,275)}younger than you. 1468 00:17:24,535 --> 00:17:26,786 {\pos(289,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector. 1469 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,538 {\pos(289,275)}He just stole a pyramid! 1470 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,128 {\pos(289,275)}I've got it. I've got it. 1471 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:39,132 {\pos(289,275)}Um... So, as far as getting money for the rocket... 1472 00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:42,218 {\pos(289,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk. 1473 00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:57,400 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPING) 1474 00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:37,607 {\pos(289,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1475 00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,121 {\pos(289,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING) 1476 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,082 {\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING) 1477 00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,134 {\pos(289,275)}(INAUDIBLE) 1478 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,390 {\pos(289,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY) 1479 00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:12,892 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers! 1480 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,352 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1481 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,649 {\pos(289,275)}Suckers! 1482 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,526 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1483 00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:27,865 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! We got it! 1484 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:34,831 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING) 1485 00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:36,040 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1486 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,918 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! Hey! What! Hey! 1487 00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:41,671 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 1488 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,384 {\pos(289,275)}You! 1489 00:19:46,593 --> 00:19:47,927 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1490 00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:53,099 {\pos(289,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 1491 00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:55,018 {\pos(289,275)}So long, Gru! 1492 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,644 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1493 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,354 {\pos(289,275)}Quick! We can't let him get away! 1494 00:19:58,439 --> 00:19:59,522 {\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING) 1495 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,531 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead! 1496 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,992 {\pos(289,275)}Fire! Fire, now! 1497 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,869 {\pos(289,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 1498 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,044 {\pos(289,275)}Oops, you missed me! 1499 00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:23,171 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Come to papa! 1500 00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:37,727 {\pos(289,275)}Take that. 1501 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,065 {\pos(289,275)}How adorable. (CHUCKLES) 1502 00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:44,192 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Got you in our sights! 1503 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,195 {\pos(289,275)}Like taking candy from a... 1504 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,279 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1505 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,407 {\pos(289,275)}Ha! Hey, Gru! 1506 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:54,619 {\pos(289,275)}Try this on for size! 1507 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,790 {\pos(289,275)}That's weird. What is going... 1508 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,795 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREECHES) 1509 00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:05,755 {\pos(289,275)}This is claustrophobic! 1510 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,549 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 1511 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,927 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1512 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,429 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1513 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:16,808 {\pos(289,275)}Too small! This is too small for me! 1514 00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,476 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAM) 1515 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:22,855 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1516 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,941 {\pos(289,275)}I hate that guy! 1517 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,741 {\pos(289,275)}...and please watch over us, 1518 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,785 {\pos(289,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 1519 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,370 {\pos(289,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping, 1520 00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:39,872 {\pos(289,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears 1521 00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:42,291 {\pos(289,275)}and lay eggs in our brains. 1522 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:45,253 {\pos(289,275)}Great. Thanks for that image, Edith. 1523 00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:48,631 {\pos(289,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, 1524 00:21:48,715 --> 00:21:51,634 {\pos(289,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 1525 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:53,636 {\pos(289,275)}and have a pet unicorn. 1526 00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:55,263 {\pos(289,275)}Amen. 1527 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,140 {\pos(289,275)}Amen. Amen. 1528 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:05,231 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them 1529 00:22:05,315 --> 00:22:09,068 {\pos(289,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them 1530 00:22:09,736 --> 00:22:12,780 {\pos(289,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one 1531 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,241 {\pos(289,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS) 1532 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,409 {\pos(289,275)}And they are 1533 00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:19,078 {\pos(289,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it 1534 00:22:19,496 --> 00:22:22,373 {\pos(289,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it 1535 00:22:22,457 --> 00:22:24,458 {\pos(289,275)}La, la, la, la, la 1536 00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,369 {\pos(289,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY) 1537 00:23:08,962 --> 00:23:10,713 {\pos(289,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 1538 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:20,806 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 1539 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,227 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1540 00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:27,688 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 1541 00:23:33,904 --> 00:23:35,154 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) 1542 00:23:39,159 --> 00:23:41,535 {\pos(289,275)}Don't you... (EXCLAIMS) What the... 1543 00:23:55,092 --> 00:23:57,051 {\pos(289,275)}(MOANING) 1544 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:09,188 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1545 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,234 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls! 1546 00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,616 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa! Cool. 1547 00:24:21,702 --> 00:24:25,746 {\pos(289,275)}Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls. 1548 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,790 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: I don't care. Beat it! Come on! 1549 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:31,127 {\pos(289,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 1550 00:24:31,211 --> 00:24:34,046 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? Yeah. 1551 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,320 {\pos(289,275)}Light bulb. 1552 00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:02,742 {\pos(289,275)}Dr. Nefario! Huh? 1553 00:25:02,826 --> 00:25:06,078 {\pos(289,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 1554 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:08,122 {\pos(289,275)}What? Cookie robots! 1555 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,624 {\pos(289,275)}Who is this? Oh, forget it. 1556 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,753 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1557 00:25:17,257 --> 00:25:20,051 {\pos(289,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, 1558 00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:22,344 {\pos(289,275)}Dr. Gru. 1559 00:25:25,098 --> 00:25:27,767 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! And I see you have made a list 1560 00:25:27,851 --> 00:25:31,604 {\pos(289,275)}of some of your personal achievements. 1561 00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:34,523 {\pos(289,275)}Thank you for that. I love reading. 1562 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,234 {\pos(289,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) 1563 00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:44,742 {\pos(289,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor 1564 00:25:44,826 --> 00:25:46,952 {\pos(289,275)}and a knighthood. 1565 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:50,831 {\pos(289,275)}Me, me, me. Me, me, me. 1566 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:51,916 {\pos(289,275)}Kevin? 1567 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,375 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH) 1568 00:25:53,877 --> 00:25:55,961 {\pos(289,275)}You had your own cooking show 1569 00:25:56,046 --> 00:26:00,007 {\pos(289,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 1570 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,801 {\pos(289,275)}It's not that impressive. 1571 00:26:01,885 --> 00:26:02,885 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1572 00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:03,969 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1573 00:26:04,054 --> 00:26:05,262 {\pos(289,275)}Idiot! (CHUCKLES) 1574 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:10,101 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 1575 00:26:12,062 --> 00:26:14,438 {\pos(289,275)}What in the name of... What? 1576 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:15,523 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT) 1577 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,818 {\pos(289,275)}Well, here's the dealio. 1578 00:26:18,902 --> 00:26:23,823 {\pos(289,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife, 1579 00:26:25,742 --> 00:26:28,160 {\pos(289,275)}Debbie, passed on. 1580 00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:31,413 {\pos(289,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth, 1581 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,919 {\pos(289,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. 1582 00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:38,504 {\pos(289,275)}I'm sorry. 1583 00:26:42,926 --> 00:26:46,095 {\pos(289,275)}You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? 1584 00:26:46,596 --> 00:26:48,973 {\pos(289,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish? 1585 00:26:50,851 --> 00:26:54,395 {\pos(289,275)}You have a face como un burro. 1586 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:57,857 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1587 00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:00,442 {\pos(289,275)}Well, thank you! (GIGGLES) 1588 00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:05,614 {\pos(289,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption? 1589 00:27:05,699 --> 00:27:07,283 {\pos(289,275)}So, so excited! 1590 00:27:09,202 --> 00:27:12,580 {\pos(289,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 1591 00:27:12,789 --> 00:27:14,373 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1592 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,334 {\pos(289,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful! 1593 00:27:17,419 --> 00:27:19,545 {\pos(289,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 1594 00:27:19,629 --> 00:27:22,464 {\pos(289,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 1595 00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:25,718 {\pos(289,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice. 1596 00:27:26,136 --> 00:27:30,055 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 1597 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:31,682 {\pos(289,275)}That's a Cheeto. 1598 00:27:31,766 --> 00:27:32,808 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1599 00:27:34,978 --> 00:27:38,480 {\pos(289,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman. 1600 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,234 {\pos(289,275)}Who's Debbie? 1601 00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,153 {\pos(289,275)}Your wife. (DOOR OPENS) 1602 00:27:44,237 --> 00:27:45,738 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Hi, girls! 1603 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:58,584 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru. 1604 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:02,004 {\pos(289,275)}He's going to adopt you. 1605 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:04,673 {\pos(289,275)}And he's a dentist! 1606 00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,344 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING) 1607 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:11,972 {\pos(289,275)}Um... 1608 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:16,435 {\pos(289,275)}Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith. 1609 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,812 {\pos(289,275)}And that's Agnes. 1610 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,856 {\pos(289,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg! 1611 00:28:20,941 --> 00:28:24,026 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl. 1612 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:26,445 {\pos(289,275)}Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher! 1613 00:28:26,529 --> 00:28:28,822 {\pos(289,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS) Just release your grip. Wow! 1614 00:28:29,115 --> 00:28:32,284 {\pos(289,275)}How do you remove them? Is there a command? 1615 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:34,328 {\pos(289,275)}Some nonstick spray? 1616 00:28:35,956 --> 00:28:38,207 {\pos(289,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS) 1617 00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:41,961 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, let's go. 1618 00:28:54,015 --> 00:28:55,266 {\pos(289,275)}(CRYING) 1619 00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,605 {\pos(289,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING) 1620 00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,025 {\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha! 1621 00:29:05,819 --> 00:29:07,236 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 1622 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,615 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty impressive! 1623 00:29:12,909 --> 00:29:14,868 {\pos(289,275)}What are you looking at? 1624 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,245 {\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya! 1625 00:29:18,415 --> 00:29:20,416 {\pos(289,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash! 1626 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,084 {\pos(289,275)}Take that! 1627 00:29:23,211 --> 00:29:24,545 {\pos(289,275)}You done been shrunk! 1628 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:25,754 {\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1629 00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,047 {\pos(289,275)}Yello? 1630 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:29,925 {\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right. 1631 00:29:31,094 --> 00:29:33,595 {\pos(289,275)}No, I'm not playing with it. 1632 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,056 {\pos(289,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING) 1633 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,809 {\pos(289,275)}Don't make me laugh! No. 1634 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,854 {\pos(289,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon, 1635 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,982 {\pos(289,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 1636 00:29:45,108 --> 00:29:46,608 {\pos(289,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy. 1637 00:29:48,695 --> 00:29:49,945 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, bye. 1638 00:29:51,072 --> 00:29:55,993 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 1639 00:29:56,286 --> 00:29:57,328 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) 1640 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:59,288 {\pos(289,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet! 1641 00:30:03,918 --> 00:30:06,003 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, here we are. 1642 00:30:06,087 --> 00:30:07,629 {\pos(289,275)}Home sweet home. 1643 00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:13,010 {\pos(289,275)}So, this is, like, your house? 1644 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:15,095 {\pos(289,275)}Wait a sec... 1645 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,931 {\pos(289,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 1646 00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:20,017 {\pos(289,275)}No, that was someone else. 1647 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:34,865 {\pos(289,275)}Can I hold your hand? 1648 00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:36,658 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, no. 1649 00:30:46,961 --> 00:30:49,129 {\pos(289,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy, 1650 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,840 {\pos(289,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie. 1651 00:30:52,509 --> 00:30:54,510 {\pos(289,275)}(GROWLING) 1652 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:02,059 {\pos(289,275)}No, hey! 1653 00:31:06,147 --> 00:31:09,316 {\pos(289,275)}Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 1654 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,027 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my 1655 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:13,153 {\pos(289,275)}dog. 1656 00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:15,239 {\pos(289,275)}(SNARLS) 1657 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,074 {\pos(289,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy! 1658 00:31:19,702 --> 00:31:20,994 {\pos(289,275)}(YELPING) 1659 00:31:22,539 --> 00:31:23,664 {\pos(289,275)}What kind of dog is that? 1660 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,375 {\pos(289,275)}He is a... I don't know. 1661 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,462 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 1662 00:31:30,964 --> 00:31:32,631 {\pos(289,275)}'Cause it's not. 1663 00:31:33,716 --> 00:31:36,051 {\pos(289,275)}No! No! Stay away from there! 1664 00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:37,719 {\pos(289,275)}It's fragile. 1665 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,180 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1666 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:43,725 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 1667 00:31:43,810 --> 00:31:46,603 {\pos(289,275)}EDITH: Hey! It's dark in here. 1668 00:31:49,482 --> 00:31:51,859 {\pos(289,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box. 1669 00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,073 {\pos(289,275)}As you can see, 1670 00:31:58,158 --> 00:32:01,660 {\pos(289,275)}I have provided everything a child might need. 1671 00:32:03,538 --> 00:32:04,538 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 1672 00:32:04,873 --> 00:32:08,125 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... Okay. As I was saying... Hey! (CRASHING) 1673 00:32:09,335 --> 00:32:10,377 {\pos(289,275)}Somebody broke that. 1674 00:32:10,837 --> 00:32:14,506 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 1675 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:16,425 {\pos(289,275)}Rule number one. 1676 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:19,052 {\pos(289,275)}You will not touch anything. 1677 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,013 {\pos(289,275)}Uh-huh. What about the floor? 1678 00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:23,473 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor. 1679 00:32:23,558 --> 00:32:24,933 {\pos(289,275)}What about the air? 1680 00:32:25,018 --> 00:32:27,102 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the air! 1681 00:32:27,187 --> 00:32:28,228 {\pos(289,275)}What about this? 1682 00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:30,939 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1683 00:32:31,399 --> 00:32:33,358 {\pos(289,275)}Where did you get that? Found it. 1684 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:37,196 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 1685 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,198 {\pos(289,275)}Rule number three. 1686 00:32:39,282 --> 00:32:43,744 {\pos(289,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 1687 00:32:44,078 --> 00:32:46,455 {\pos(289,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart! 1688 00:32:47,123 --> 00:32:51,460 {\pos(289,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 1689 00:32:51,544 --> 00:32:53,378 {\pos(289,275)}Does this count as annoying? 1690 00:32:53,463 --> 00:32:55,130 {\pos(289,275)}(POPPING) 1691 00:32:57,133 --> 00:32:58,300 {\pos(289,275)}Very! 1692 00:32:58,801 --> 00:33:00,010 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1693 00:33:00,803 --> 00:33:03,388 {\pos(289,275)}I will see you in six hours. 1694 00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:09,394 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 1695 00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:14,399 {\pos(289,275)}We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 1696 00:33:15,818 --> 00:33:17,027 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm? 1697 00:33:19,656 --> 00:33:20,656 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1698 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:22,991 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1699 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:26,078 {\pos(289,275)}(CLICKING) 1700 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,249 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1701 00:33:42,178 --> 00:33:45,973 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, question. What are these? 1702 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:51,353 {\pos(289,275)}A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! (LAUGHING) 1703 00:33:51,437 --> 00:33:53,438 {\pos(289,275)}Look at this. Watch me! 1704 00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:55,023 {\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC STOPS) 1705 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,028 {\pos(289,275)}Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 1706 00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:03,198 {\pos(289,275)}Why are you so old? 1707 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,286 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. I'm on it. 1708 00:34:08,204 --> 00:34:09,538 {\pos(289,275)}Hello? 1709 00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:26,471 {\pos(289,275)}TV! 1710 00:34:27,974 --> 00:34:29,850 {\pos(289,275)}(KYLE GROWLING) 1711 00:34:44,532 --> 00:34:45,866 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1712 00:34:46,326 --> 00:34:47,326 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: What is that? 1713 00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:48,618 {\pos(289,275)}Wow! Look at that! 1714 00:34:48,703 --> 00:34:50,162 {\pos(289,275)}That is cool! 1715 00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:52,289 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1716 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,083 {\pos(289,275)}I don't think he's a dentist. 1717 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,759 {\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS) 1718 00:35:08,931 --> 00:35:10,724 {\pos(289,275)}We've been working on this for a while. 1719 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:13,602 {\pos(289,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum. 1720 00:35:14,854 --> 00:35:16,271 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1721 00:35:16,731 --> 00:35:18,065 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1722 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:22,694 {\pos(289,275)}I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 1723 00:35:22,779 --> 00:35:24,321 {\pos(289,275)}Do the effects wear off? 1724 00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:25,864 {\pos(289,275)}Uh, so far, 1725 00:35:25,948 --> 00:35:27,949 {\pos(289,275)}no. No, they don't. 1726 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:32,579 {\pos(289,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 1727 00:35:32,705 --> 00:35:34,164 {\pos(289,275)}(FARTING) 1728 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,209 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. 1729 00:35:37,293 --> 00:35:41,171 {\pos(289,275)}I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 1730 00:35:41,798 --> 00:35:44,549 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 1731 00:35:44,634 --> 00:35:47,219 {\pos(289,275)}under what circumstances would we use this? 1732 00:35:47,303 --> 00:35:48,762 {\pos(289,275)}But, anyway. 1733 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:52,307 {\pos(289,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this. 1734 00:35:57,063 --> 00:36:00,190 {\pos(289,275)}Now those are cookie robots! 1735 00:36:01,317 --> 00:36:04,569 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns 1736 00:36:04,654 --> 00:36:08,323 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen! 1737 00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:10,992 {\pos(289,275)}We got bored. What is this place? 1738 00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:12,911 {\pos(289,275)}Can I drink this? 1739 00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:15,455 {\pos(289,275)}Do you want to explode? 1740 00:36:15,915 --> 00:36:16,998 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS) 1741 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,083 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! 1742 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:20,168 {\pos(289,275)}Get back in the kitchen! 1743 00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:22,379 {\pos(289,275)}Will you play with us? No. 1744 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:25,006 {\pos(289,275)}Why? Because I'm busy. 1745 00:36:25,091 --> 00:36:26,633 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what? 1746 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,009 {\pos(289,275)}Um... 1747 00:36:28,094 --> 00:36:29,678 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay, you got me. 1748 00:36:29,762 --> 00:36:32,514 {\pos(289,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 1749 00:36:33,099 --> 00:36:35,517 {\pos(289,275)}In real life, I am a spy. 1750 00:36:36,018 --> 00:36:39,146 {\pos(289,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody, 1751 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,356 {\pos(289,275)}because if you do... What does this do? 1752 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:44,901 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1753 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:46,736 {\pos(289,275)}Hey! Oops. 1754 00:36:47,196 --> 00:36:48,655 {\pos(289,275)}My unicorn! 1755 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,615 {\pos(289,275)}You have to fix it. 1756 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,618 {\pos(289,275)}Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. 1757 00:36:53,703 --> 00:36:56,037 {\pos(289,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed. 1758 00:36:56,539 --> 00:36:57,789 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1759 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,332 {\pos(289,275)}(INHALES) 1760 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:03,461 {\pos(289,275)}That's freaking me out. What is she doing? 1761 00:37:03,546 --> 00:37:06,756 {\pos(289,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 1762 00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:10,385 {\pos(289,275)}It is just a toy. Now stop it! 1763 00:37:10,469 --> 00:37:11,845 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING) 1764 00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,932 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay! I'll fix it! 1765 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,310 {\pos(289,275)}Tim! Mark! Phil! 1766 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,189 {\pos(289,275)}This is very important. 1767 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,817 {\pos(289,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 1768 00:37:25,902 --> 00:37:26,860 {\pos(289,275)}Eh? 1769 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:28,945 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1770 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,781 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 1771 00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,742 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, hey, hey! A toy! 1772 00:37:34,911 --> 00:37:36,995 {\pos(289,275)}Go, and hurry! 1773 00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:38,288 {\pos(289,275)}What are those? 1774 00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,541 {\pos(289,275)}They are my cousins. 1775 00:37:42,376 --> 00:37:43,919 {\pos(289,275)}Jerry! Stuart! 1776 00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:48,006 {\pos(289,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please. 1777 00:38:05,274 --> 00:38:07,651 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Wow! 1778 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,615 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) 1779 00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:20,288 {\pos(289,275)}(STUTTERING) 1780 00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:29,130 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1781 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,966 {\pos(289,275)}Ooh! 1782 00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:35,470 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1783 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,021 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 1784 00:38:45,106 --> 00:38:46,314 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm... 1785 00:38:46,399 --> 00:38:47,399 {\pos(289,275)}(FEEDBACK) 1786 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:48,984 {\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING) 1787 00:38:51,237 --> 00:38:53,655 {\pos(289,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH) 1788 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,537 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SINGING) 1789 00:39:01,998 --> 00:39:03,581 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 1790 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,000 {\pos(289,275)}(CRASHING) 1791 00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:13,842 {\pos(289,275)}It was your cousin's idea. 1792 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,343 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1793 00:39:15,761 --> 00:39:17,262 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, bedtime. 1794 00:39:17,346 --> 00:39:18,680 {\pos(289,275)}GIRLS: Aw! 1795 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:20,265 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! Aw! 1796 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:21,975 {\pos(289,275)}Not you two! 1797 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,184 {\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING) 1798 00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:28,273 {\pos(289,275)}Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams. 1799 00:39:30,192 --> 00:39:31,985 {\pos(289,275)}Just so you know, 1800 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:33,903 {\pos(289,275)}you're never gonna be my dad. 1801 00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:36,740 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm. I think I can live with that. 1802 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:40,243 {\pos(289,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs? 1803 00:39:40,786 --> 00:39:44,956 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 1804 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,876 {\pos(289,275)}But try not to toss and turn. 1805 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,127 {\pos(289,275)}Cool. 1806 00:39:50,046 --> 00:39:53,214 {\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? No. 1807 00:39:53,299 --> 00:39:56,384 {\pos(289,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 1808 00:39:56,469 --> 00:40:00,096 {\pos(289,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? 1809 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:04,517 {\pos(289,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. 1810 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:08,521 {\pos(289,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them. 1811 00:40:09,565 --> 00:40:12,734 {\pos(289,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet. 1812 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,488 {\pos(289,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes. 1813 00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:20,909 {\pos(289,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS) 1814 00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:35,590 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 1815 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,637 {\pos(289,275)}It's beautiful. 1816 00:40:52,942 --> 00:40:54,275 {\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING) 1817 00:40:54,527 --> 00:40:55,777 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1818 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,501 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, let's go. 1819 00:41:11,585 --> 00:41:14,421 {\pos(289,275)}Time to deliver the cookies! 1820 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:18,049 {\pos(289,275)}Mmm. Okay. But first, we're going to dance class. 1821 00:41:18,134 --> 00:41:21,052 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 1822 00:41:21,137 --> 00:41:22,971 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, we can't 1823 00:41:23,055 --> 00:41:25,682 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today. 1824 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:27,725 {\pos(289,275)}We have a big recital coming up. 1825 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,644 {\pos(289,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 1826 00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:31,062 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake! 1827 00:41:31,147 --> 00:41:32,897 {\pos(289,275)}That's fantastic. Wonderful. 1828 00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:37,110 {\pos(289,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on! 1829 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,280 {\pos(289,275)}No. 1830 00:41:41,157 --> 00:41:42,198 {\pos(289,275)}No? 1831 00:41:42,283 --> 00:41:45,535 {\pos(289,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 1832 00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:46,744 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Really? 1833 00:41:46,829 --> 00:41:50,540 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class. 1834 00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:56,004 {\pos(289,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves. 1835 00:42:02,094 --> 00:42:03,344 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing? 1836 00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:05,221 {\pos(289,275)}Walking to dance class. 1837 00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:07,265 {\pos(289,275)}Ya? Okay, fine. 1838 00:42:07,349 --> 00:42:11,186 {\pos(289,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you! 1839 00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:12,479 {\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Okay. 1840 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,563 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 1841 00:42:13,981 --> 00:42:16,483 {\pos(289,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 1842 00:42:16,942 --> 00:42:18,943 {\pos(289,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three! 1843 00:42:19,028 --> 00:42:20,987 {\pos(289,275)}And you had better be in this car! 1844 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:24,741 {\pos(289,275)}Here we go! One! Two! 1845 00:42:24,825 --> 00:42:28,411 {\pos(289,275)}INSTRUCTOR: Three, four and five. 1846 00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:31,372 {\pos(289,275)}And lift, and stretch. 1847 00:42:31,457 --> 00:42:34,083 {\pos(289,275)}And one, and two... 1848 00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:36,294 {\pos(289,275)}Here you go. What is it? 1849 00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:39,923 {\pos(289,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right? 1850 00:42:40,007 --> 00:42:41,633 {\pos(289,275)}Of course, of course. 1851 00:42:41,717 --> 00:42:44,802 {\pos(289,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 1852 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:46,554 {\pos(289,275)}Pinky promise? 1853 00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:47,931 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1854 00:42:48,015 --> 00:42:51,226 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes. My pinky promises. 1855 00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:09,077 {\pos(289,275)}All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. 1856 00:43:09,161 --> 00:43:10,912 {\pos(289,275)}But he's a V. 1857 00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:12,997 {\pos(289,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. 1858 00:43:13,082 --> 00:43:14,999 {\pos(289,275)}Then we go to the B's. Then we... 1859 00:43:15,084 --> 00:43:17,502 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. 1860 00:43:17,586 --> 00:43:20,004 {\pos(289,275)}I know how the alphabet works! 1861 00:43:20,422 --> 00:43:21,798 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 1862 00:43:22,591 --> 00:43:25,260 {\pos(289,275)}I was just thinking 1863 00:43:25,344 --> 00:43:29,097 {\pos(289,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first. 1864 00:43:29,181 --> 00:43:30,848 {\pos(289,275)}That is all. 1865 00:43:34,103 --> 00:43:36,604 {\pos(289,275)}Almost over. It's almost over. 1866 00:43:38,732 --> 00:43:42,986 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING) 1867 00:43:43,946 --> 00:43:46,447 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have my cookies for me? 1868 00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:56,124 {\pos(289,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, 1869 00:43:56,208 --> 00:44:00,920 {\pos(289,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 1870 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,591 {\pos(289,275)}Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. 1871 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:05,717 {\pos(289,275)}Not likely. 1872 00:44:05,801 --> 00:44:07,885 {\pos(289,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 1873 00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:09,679 {\pos(289,275)}That'll be $52. 1874 00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:11,556 {\pos(289,275)}Right. 1875 00:44:19,106 --> 00:44:21,816 {\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 1876 00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:25,278 {\pos(289,275)}Tic Tacs! Where was I? 1877 00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:28,573 {\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... 1878 00:44:28,657 --> 00:44:30,450 {\pos(289,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas? 1879 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:34,829 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit. 1880 00:44:42,129 --> 00:44:43,671 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 1881 00:44:51,513 --> 00:44:53,890 {\pos(289,275)}What are you warming up for? Stuff. 1882 00:44:53,974 --> 00:44:54,974 {\pos(289,275)}What sort of stuff? 1883 00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:57,477 {\pos(289,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 1884 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:58,978 {\pos(289,275)}Like sleeping? 1885 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:01,981 {\pos(289,275)}They are not pajamas! 1886 00:45:09,865 --> 00:45:11,532 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GRUNTING) 1887 00:45:13,827 --> 00:45:17,038 {\pos(289,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones. 1888 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,632 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1889 00:45:27,716 --> 00:45:29,384 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 1890 00:45:31,011 --> 00:45:32,387 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1891 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,599 {\pos(289,275)}Bye! 1892 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,353 {\pos(289,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN) 1893 00:45:46,193 --> 00:45:47,193 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 1894 00:45:59,415 --> 00:46:00,415 {\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES) 1895 00:46:02,376 --> 00:46:03,334 {\pos(289,275)}(CRACKING) 1896 00:46:03,419 --> 00:46:05,044 {\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING) 1897 00:46:21,395 --> 00:46:24,021 {\pos(289,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1898 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:30,445 {\pos(289,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 1899 00:46:30,529 --> 00:46:31,904 {\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on! 1900 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,128 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 1901 00:46:53,969 --> 00:46:55,803 {\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... 1902 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,308 {\pos(289,275)}Quiet down, fish! 1903 00:47:07,316 --> 00:47:08,357 {\pos(289,275)}Down, boy! 1904 00:47:30,005 --> 00:47:31,422 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! (LAUGHING) 1905 00:47:31,507 --> 00:47:34,842 {\pos(289,275)}We did it! Come on, girls, let's go! 1906 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,811 {\pos(289,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 1907 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,606 {\pos(289,275)}Life is full of disappointments 1908 00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:51,442 {\pos(289,275)}for some people. (CHUCKLING) 1909 00:47:52,361 --> 00:47:53,861 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS) 1910 00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:56,113 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 1911 00:47:56,198 --> 00:47:57,698 {\pos(289,275)}Don't do that! 1912 00:47:57,783 --> 00:48:00,826 {\pos(289,275)}Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please? 1913 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,286 {\pos(289,275)}No. 1914 00:48:02,371 --> 00:48:04,872 {\pos(289,275)}But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! 1915 00:48:04,957 --> 00:48:05,998 {\pos(289,275)}Don't care. 1916 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,208 {\pos(289,275)}Please? Please? 1917 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:08,960 {\pos(289,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! 1918 00:48:09,044 --> 00:48:11,087 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty please? Please? 1919 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:20,179 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! Come on! 1920 00:48:20,722 --> 00:48:22,890 {\pos(289,275)}Light bulb. 1921 00:48:27,813 --> 00:48:29,605 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1922 00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:32,650 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, have fun. 1923 00:48:36,071 --> 00:48:39,615 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry, dude. They can't ride without an adult. 1924 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,075 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1925 00:48:41,159 --> 00:48:43,035 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) 1926 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,710 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING) 1927 00:48:55,048 --> 00:48:56,591 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 1928 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,667 {\pos(289,275)}(RETCHING) 1929 00:49:37,591 --> 00:49:39,008 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! 1930 00:49:39,092 --> 00:49:41,510 {\pos(289,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn! 1931 00:49:44,264 --> 00:49:46,557 {\pos(289,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! 1932 00:49:46,642 --> 00:49:48,059 {\pos(289,275)}You've gotta let us play for it! 1933 00:49:48,143 --> 00:49:49,894 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no. 1934 00:49:49,978 --> 00:49:51,270 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! 1935 00:49:52,814 --> 00:49:55,358 {\pos(289,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn? 1936 00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:56,484 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 1937 00:49:56,568 --> 00:49:58,444 {\pos(289,275)}Well, it is not for sale. 1938 00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:00,446 {\pos(289,275)}But all you gotta do to win it 1939 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:03,532 {\pos(289,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there. 1940 00:50:04,409 --> 00:50:05,534 {\pos(289,275)}It's easy! 1941 00:50:13,919 --> 00:50:15,169 {\pos(289,275)}Yay! 1942 00:50:27,182 --> 00:50:28,349 {\pos(289,275)}Again! 1943 00:50:29,101 --> 00:50:31,519 {\pos(289,275)}Wait! Come on. One more time! 1944 00:50:31,603 --> 00:50:32,770 {\pos(289,275)}Just one more. 1945 00:50:32,854 --> 00:50:35,231 {\pos(289,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes. 1946 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:52,581 {\pos(289,275)}I hit it! I hit it! That was cool. 1947 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,459 {\pos(289,275)}Aw! 1948 00:50:57,045 --> 00:50:59,922 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? 1949 00:51:00,674 --> 00:51:03,759 {\pos(289,275)}She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. 1950 00:51:03,844 --> 00:51:06,595 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you. 1951 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,931 {\pos(289,275)}You see that little tin spaceship? 1952 00:51:09,015 --> 00:51:11,183 {\pos(289,275)}You see how it's not knocked over? 1953 00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:14,145 {\pos(289,275)}Do you know what that means, professor? 1954 00:51:14,229 --> 00:51:17,732 {\pos(289,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn! 1955 00:51:17,816 --> 00:51:19,817 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Uh-oh! 1956 00:51:19,901 --> 00:51:21,736 {\pos(289,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face. 1957 00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:24,238 {\pos(289,275)}Boo! Better luck next time! 1958 00:51:26,491 --> 00:51:29,201 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, my turn. 1959 00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:53,142 {\pos(289,275)}Knocked over! 1960 00:51:57,481 --> 00:51:59,273 {\pos(289,275)}It's so fluffy! 1961 00:51:59,357 --> 00:52:00,357 {\pos(289,275)}Yeah! 1962 00:52:01,026 --> 00:52:03,110 {\pos(289,275)}That was awesome! 1963 00:52:03,195 --> 00:52:04,862 {\pos(289,275)}You blew up the whole thing! 1964 00:52:04,946 --> 00:52:07,323 {\pos(289,275)}Let's go. Let's try another game! 1965 00:52:11,786 --> 00:52:13,287 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 1966 00:52:14,372 --> 00:52:16,790 {\pos(289,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word? 1967 00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:19,793 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, go play. 1968 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:29,637 {\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray! 1969 00:52:32,265 --> 00:52:34,475 {\pos(289,275)}Cotton candy! 1970 00:52:35,477 --> 00:52:39,396 {\pos(289,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. 1971 00:52:39,481 --> 00:52:41,649 {\pos(289,275)}We can't afford any distractions! 1972 00:52:43,401 --> 00:52:44,652 {\pos(289,275)}Get me Perkins. 1973 00:52:50,825 --> 00:52:51,992 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! 1974 00:52:52,661 --> 00:52:54,787 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins, 1975 00:52:54,871 --> 00:52:58,874 {\pos(289,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this! 1976 00:52:59,668 --> 00:53:00,793 {\pos(289,275)}What? 1977 00:53:13,306 --> 00:53:14,682 {\pos(289,275)}Well done, Gru. (SQUEAKING) 1978 00:53:14,766 --> 00:53:15,766 {\pos(289,275)}Rather impressive. 1979 00:53:15,850 --> 00:53:18,852 {\pos(289,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple. 1980 00:53:19,521 --> 00:53:23,274 {\pos(289,275)}I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. 1981 00:53:23,358 --> 00:53:27,069 {\pos(289,275)}I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. 1982 00:53:27,153 --> 00:53:28,779 {\pos(289,275)}What? (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1983 00:53:28,863 --> 00:53:30,948 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry. Sorry! 1984 00:53:31,032 --> 00:53:34,159 {\pos(289,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second? 1985 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,661 {\pos(289,275)}I told you not to touch my things. 1986 00:53:35,745 --> 00:53:38,789 {\pos(289,275)}I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. 1987 00:53:38,873 --> 00:53:40,541 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, can we order pizza? 1988 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:42,543 {\pos(289,275)}Pizza? You just had lunch. 1989 00:53:42,627 --> 00:53:43,794 {\pos(289,275)}Not now, for dinner. 1990 00:53:43,878 --> 00:53:45,462 {\pos(289,275)}Dinner? 1991 00:53:45,547 --> 00:53:48,340 {\pos(289,275)}Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! 1992 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,259 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Can we get stuffed crust? 1993 00:53:50,385 --> 00:53:51,427 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 1994 00:53:51,511 --> 00:53:52,720 {\pos(289,275)}Stuffed crust! Stuffed crust! 1995 00:53:52,804 --> 00:53:54,388 {\pos(289,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust! 1996 00:53:54,472 --> 00:53:55,806 {\pos(289,275)}(GIGGLING) 1997 00:53:56,391 --> 00:53:57,808 {\pos(289,275)}You're funny! 1998 00:53:57,892 --> 00:54:00,644 {\pos(289,275)}Just don't come out of that room again! 1999 00:54:01,187 --> 00:54:02,229 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 2000 00:54:03,148 --> 00:54:06,525 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry about that. Where were we? 2001 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,193 {\pos(289,275)}You were sitting on the toilet. 2002 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:12,823 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! No, I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at humor. 2003 00:54:12,907 --> 00:54:15,743 {\pos(289,275)}I know how much you like to laugh 2004 00:54:18,204 --> 00:54:22,041 {\pos(289,275)}inside. Now, I was saying... 2005 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,917 {\pos(289,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN) 2006 00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:27,546 {\pos(289,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. 2007 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,965 {\pos(289,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused. 2008 00:54:30,091 --> 00:54:32,134 {\pos(289,275)}Hello! Whoa! What? 2009 00:54:32,218 --> 00:54:33,344 {\pos(289,275)}That guy is huge! 2010 00:54:33,428 --> 00:54:34,845 {\pos(289,275)}Are we on TV? What are those? Children? 2011 00:54:34,929 --> 00:54:37,765 {\pos(289,275)}What are you doing? I told you to stay out of here! 2012 00:54:37,849 --> 00:54:39,433 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 2013 00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:44,188 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2014 00:54:44,272 --> 00:54:45,356 {\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray! 2015 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,024 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru? 2016 00:54:47,108 --> 00:54:49,068 {\pos(289,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING) 2017 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,113 {\pos(289,275)}Okay. 2018 00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:55,866 {\pos(289,275)}As I was saying... 2019 00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:59,787 {\pos(289,275)}No need to continue. I've seen quite enough. 2020 00:54:59,871 --> 00:55:01,038 {\pos(289,275)}But my plan... 2021 00:55:01,122 --> 00:55:02,206 {\pos(289,275)}Is a great plan. 2022 00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:05,501 {\pos(289,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing. 2023 00:55:06,378 --> 00:55:07,711 {\pos(289,275)}You. 2024 00:55:10,965 --> 00:55:14,551 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 2025 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:17,554 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2026 00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:21,684 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 2027 00:55:22,644 --> 00:55:23,936 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2028 00:55:24,312 --> 00:55:26,271 {\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket 2029 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:28,691 {\pos(289,275)}based on the macaroni prototype! 2030 00:55:30,985 --> 00:55:32,194 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2031 00:55:32,904 --> 00:55:34,863 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY) 2032 00:55:39,953 --> 00:55:41,704 {\pos(289,275)}I don't understand. 2033 00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:44,331 {\pos(289,275)}Let's face reality, Gru. 2034 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:49,169 {\pos(289,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 2035 00:55:49,379 --> 00:55:53,590 {\pos(289,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... 2036 00:55:54,426 --> 00:55:56,051 {\pos(289,275)}Well, a younger villain. 2037 00:55:56,136 --> 00:55:57,594 {\pos(289,275)}But I... 2038 00:55:57,679 --> 00:55:59,805 {\pos(289,275)}It's over. Goodbye, Gru. 2039 00:56:12,318 --> 00:56:14,194 {\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING) 2040 00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:16,739 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 2041 00:56:21,035 --> 00:56:25,539 {\pos(289,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around 2042 00:56:25,623 --> 00:56:28,917 {\pos(289,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us. 2043 00:56:29,794 --> 00:56:32,588 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. 2044 00:56:34,716 --> 00:56:36,633 {\pos(289,275)}They are true. 2045 00:56:36,718 --> 00:56:38,510 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh! 2046 00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,804 {\pos(289,275)}In terms of money, 2047 00:56:41,973 --> 00:56:44,141 {\pos(289,275)}we have no money. 2048 00:56:44,225 --> 00:56:46,810 {\pos(289,275)}So how will we get to the moon? 2049 00:56:47,979 --> 00:56:49,813 {\pos(289,275)}The answer is clear. 2050 00:56:49,898 --> 00:56:51,482 {\pos(289,275)}We won't. 2051 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,692 {\pos(289,275)}(SOBBING) 2052 00:56:54,527 --> 00:56:56,820 {\pos(289,275)}We are doomed. 2053 00:56:58,072 --> 00:57:00,657 {\pos(289,275)}Now would probably be a good time 2054 00:57:00,742 --> 00:57:02,659 {\pos(289,275)}to look for other employment options. 2055 00:57:02,744 --> 00:57:04,077 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP) 2056 00:57:04,579 --> 00:57:05,662 {\pos(289,275)}I know. 2057 00:57:05,747 --> 00:57:11,001 {\pos(289,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well. 2058 00:57:12,003 --> 00:57:13,587 {\pos(289,275)}What is it? 2059 00:57:15,507 --> 00:57:18,801 {\pos(289,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 2060 00:57:36,945 --> 00:57:38,695 {\pos(289,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING) 2061 00:57:39,113 --> 00:57:40,447 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2062 00:57:40,615 --> 00:57:44,409 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING) 2063 00:57:48,456 --> 00:57:49,832 {\pos(289,275)}Yes! 2064 00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:52,835 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket 2065 00:57:53,461 --> 00:57:57,005 {\pos(289,275)}using this and whatever else we can find! 2066 00:57:57,465 --> 00:58:01,093 {\pos(289,275)}Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! 2067 00:58:01,594 --> 00:58:03,470 {\pos(289,275)}Who needs the bank? 2068 00:58:03,555 --> 00:58:05,305 {\pos(289,275)}Let's go. Let's go! 2069 00:58:13,314 --> 00:58:15,315 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 2070 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:21,947 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2071 00:58:31,457 --> 00:58:32,833 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 2072 00:58:55,273 --> 00:58:57,566 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) Mom! What are you doing here? 2073 00:58:57,650 --> 00:59:00,485 {\pos(289,275)}And here he is in the bathtub. 2074 00:59:00,653 --> 00:59:02,863 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Look at his little buns. 2075 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:04,865 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 2076 00:59:05,199 --> 00:59:06,658 {\pos(289,275)}Mom. 2077 00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:08,160 {\pos(289,275)}Not cool. 2078 00:59:09,162 --> 00:59:13,707 {\pos(289,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best. 2079 00:59:14,375 --> 00:59:16,001 {\pos(289,275)}He looks like a girl! 2080 00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:19,838 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does. An ugly girl! 2081 00:59:24,677 --> 00:59:26,053 {\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING) 2082 00:59:37,857 --> 00:59:38,899 {\pos(289,275)}(SNARLING) 2083 00:59:42,654 --> 00:59:44,237 {\pos(289,275)}You're funny! 2084 00:59:57,752 --> 01:00:00,712 {\pos(289,275)}Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy! 2085 01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,636 {\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING) 2086 01:00:10,264 --> 01:00:11,264 {\pos(289,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY) 2087 01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:13,266 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING) 2088 01:00:18,815 --> 01:00:21,358 {\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Perkins, your son is here. 2089 01:00:21,442 --> 01:00:23,276 {\pos(289,275)}Send him in. 2090 01:00:24,445 --> 01:00:26,113 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, Dad. 2091 01:00:26,948 --> 01:00:28,365 {\pos(289,275)}You wanted to see me? 2092 01:00:28,449 --> 01:00:29,866 {\pos(289,275)}Yes, I did, Victor. 2093 01:00:29,951 --> 01:00:31,451 {\pos(289,275)}I am not Victor anymore. 2094 01:00:31,536 --> 01:00:34,997 {\pos(289,275)}Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! 2095 01:00:35,081 --> 01:00:36,415 {\pos(289,275)}Sit down! 2096 01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:40,460 {\pos(289,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is? 2097 01:00:40,878 --> 01:00:42,838 {\pos(289,275)}Duh! Back at my place. 2098 01:00:42,922 --> 01:00:45,757 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. 2099 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:50,137 {\pos(289,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 2100 01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:55,976 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 2101 01:00:56,269 --> 01:01:00,022 {\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 2102 01:01:00,106 --> 01:01:01,898 {\pos(289,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, 2103 01:01:01,983 --> 01:01:03,650 {\pos(289,275)}and you just blow it! 2104 01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:07,195 {\pos(289,275)}No, I didn't. 2105 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,321 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, really? 2106 01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:11,241 {\pos(289,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon. 2107 01:01:11,325 --> 01:01:14,369 {\pos(289,275)}Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah! 2108 01:01:16,664 --> 01:01:19,458 {\pos(289,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face! 2109 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:20,542 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) 2110 01:01:21,043 --> 01:01:22,335 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry. 2111 01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:25,672 {\pos(289,275)}The moon is as good as ours. 2112 01:01:26,966 --> 01:01:28,425 {\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 2113 01:01:28,509 --> 01:01:30,010 {\pos(289,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime. 2114 01:01:30,094 --> 01:01:32,721 {\pos(289,275)}Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. 2115 01:01:32,805 --> 01:01:33,805 {\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES) 2116 01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:35,265 {\pos(289,275)}You did not! 2117 01:01:35,349 --> 01:01:39,436 {\pos(289,275)}Put on your PJs. Hold still. Okay, seriously! Seriously! 2118 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,314 {\pos(289,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now. 2119 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,024 {\pos(289,275)}I'm not kidding around. I mean it! 2120 01:01:44,108 --> 01:01:45,442 {\pos(289,275)}But we're not tired! 2121 01:01:45,526 --> 01:01:46,818 {\pos(289,275)}Well, I am tired. 2122 01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:49,154 {\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story? 2123 01:01:53,034 --> 01:01:54,409 {\pos(289,275)}No. 2124 01:01:54,494 --> 01:01:55,744 {\pos(289,275)}Pretty please! 2125 01:01:55,828 --> 01:01:59,623 {\pos(289,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference. 2126 01:01:59,707 --> 01:02:01,792 {\pos(289,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep. 2127 01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:04,002 {\pos(289,275)}But we can't. We're all hyper! 2128 01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:08,632 {\pos(289,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you. 2129 01:02:08,716 --> 01:02:09,800 {\pos(289,275)}All night long. 2130 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,220 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Fine. 2131 01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:17,265 {\pos(289,275)}All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens. 2132 01:02:17,725 --> 01:02:19,059 {\pos(289,275)}Sleepy Kittens? 2133 01:02:19,477 --> 01:02:20,894 {\pos(289,275)}What are these? AGNES: Puppets. 2134 01:02:21,354 --> 01:02:23,647 {\pos(289,275)}You use them when you tell the story. 2135 01:02:30,738 --> 01:02:33,281 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, let's get this over with. 2136 01:02:33,783 --> 01:02:35,659 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play, 2137 01:02:35,743 --> 01:02:37,994 {\pos(289,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day. 2138 01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:40,413 {\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother came out and said, 2139 01:02:40,498 --> 01:02:42,499 {\pos(289,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."' 2140 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:46,503 {\pos(289,275)}Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this? 2141 01:02:46,587 --> 01:02:47,879 {\pos(289,275)}Keep reading! 2142 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:48,922 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2143 01:02:49,048 --> 01:02:51,091 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! All right, all right, all right. 2144 01:02:51,342 --> 01:02:53,844 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl, 2145 01:02:53,928 --> 01:02:56,304 {\pos(289,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.' 2146 01:02:56,389 --> 01:02:58,932 {\pos(289,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 2147 01:02:59,016 --> 01:03:02,686 {\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."' 2148 01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,938 {\pos(289,275)}Now you brush the fur. 2149 01:03:06,649 --> 01:03:08,358 {\pos(289,275)}This is literature? 2150 01:03:08,442 --> 01:03:11,736 {\pos(289,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this. All right. 2151 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,282 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed 2152 01:03:15,366 --> 01:03:18,785 {\pos(289,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! ' 2153 01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:21,955 {\pos(289,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk, 2154 01:03:22,039 --> 01:03:24,916 {\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."' 2155 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,377 {\pos(289,275)}Now make them drink the milk. 2156 01:03:31,716 --> 01:03:35,552 {\pos(289,275)}I don't like this book. This is going on forever. 2157 01:03:35,636 --> 01:03:38,972 {\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone, 2158 01:03:39,056 --> 01:03:42,017 {\pos(289,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 2159 01:03:42,101 --> 01:03:43,977 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING) 2160 01:03:44,186 --> 01:03:45,770 {\pos(289,275)}(YAWNS) 2161 01:03:48,399 --> 01:03:51,276 {\pos(289,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.' 2162 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,195 {\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby. 2163 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,699 {\pos(289,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes. 2164 01:03:57,783 --> 01:04:00,035 {\pos(289,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise. 2165 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:03,788 {\pos(289,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart, 2166 01:04:03,873 --> 01:04:08,668 {\pos(289,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."' 2167 01:04:12,673 --> 01:04:15,008 {\pos(289,275)}The end. Okay, good night. 2168 01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,760 {\pos(289,275)}Wait! 2169 01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:18,261 {\pos(289,275)}What? 2170 01:04:18,346 --> 01:04:20,096 {\pos(289,275)}What about good night kisses? 2171 01:04:22,183 --> 01:04:25,936 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 2172 01:04:28,856 --> 01:04:31,441 {\pos(289,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes. 2173 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,110 {\pos(289,275)}I like him. He's nice. 2174 01:04:34,195 --> 01:04:35,528 {\pos(289,275)}But scary. 2175 01:04:36,781 --> 01:04:38,073 {\pos(289,275)}Like Santa! 2176 01:04:56,592 --> 01:05:00,804 {\pos(289,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go. 2177 01:05:02,056 --> 01:05:04,724 {\pos(289,275)}Uh... About that, 2178 01:05:05,226 --> 01:05:09,479 {\pos(289,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 2179 01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:12,065 {\pos(289,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result 2180 01:05:12,149 --> 01:05:15,151 {\pos(289,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it? 2181 01:05:15,236 --> 01:05:17,487 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2182 01:05:17,571 --> 01:05:20,615 {\pos(289,275)}The recital? Don't... That's stupid! 2183 01:05:20,741 --> 01:05:25,578 {\pos(289,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 2184 01:05:25,663 --> 01:05:31,292 {\pos(289,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right? 2185 01:05:32,003 --> 01:05:35,630 {\pos(289,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years. 2186 01:05:35,715 --> 01:05:37,757 {\pos(289,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of. 2187 01:05:37,842 --> 01:05:39,759 {\pos(289,275)}Your chance to make history, 2188 01:05:39,844 --> 01:05:43,054 {\pos(289,275)}become the man who stole the moon! 2189 01:05:43,139 --> 01:05:46,975 {\pos(289,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 2190 01:05:47,059 --> 01:05:48,393 {\pos(289,275)}They need to go. 2191 01:05:49,103 --> 01:05:53,148 {\pos(289,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will. 2192 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:56,443 {\pos(289,275)}I understand. 2193 01:05:58,988 --> 01:06:00,447 {\pos(289,275)}Good. 2194 01:06:01,449 --> 01:06:02,782 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) 2195 01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:04,784 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2196 01:06:06,912 --> 01:06:07,912 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2197 01:06:07,997 --> 01:06:09,205 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2198 01:06:12,585 --> 01:06:14,085 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING) 2199 01:06:21,761 --> 01:06:22,927 {\pos(289,275)}Butt. 2200 01:06:24,805 --> 01:06:28,558 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: All right. Now, when we put our cups together, 2201 01:06:28,642 --> 01:06:31,269 {\pos(289,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths. 2202 01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:32,562 {\pos(289,275)}Ready? Edith? 2203 01:06:32,646 --> 01:06:33,646 {\pos(289,275)}Clink. Clink. 2204 01:06:33,731 --> 01:06:35,774 {\pos(289,275)}There we go. And now we drink. 2205 01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:37,567 {\pos(289,275)}And Agnes? 2206 01:06:37,651 --> 01:06:38,610 {\pos(289,275)}Clink. Clink. 2207 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,111 {\pos(289,275)}Very good! (DOORBELL CHIMES) 2208 01:06:41,906 --> 01:06:42,906 {\pos(289,275)}Excuse me, girls. 2209 01:06:42,990 --> 01:06:44,741 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on! 2210 01:06:44,825 --> 01:06:48,286 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking. 2211 01:06:48,829 --> 01:06:49,996 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: Clink, clink. JERRY: Clink, clink. 2212 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,290 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 2213 01:06:52,374 --> 01:06:54,250 {\pos(289,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here? 2214 01:06:54,335 --> 01:06:56,377 {\pos(289,275)}I'm here for the girls. I received a call 2215 01:06:56,462 --> 01:06:58,254 {\pos(289,275)}that you wanted to return them. 2216 01:07:00,841 --> 01:07:05,094 {\pos(289,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 2217 01:07:08,516 --> 01:07:09,682 {\pos(289,275)}I didn't like what you said. 2218 01:07:09,809 --> 01:07:11,184 {\pos(289,275)}But... (CLEARING THROAT) 2219 01:07:15,189 --> 01:07:16,189 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! 2220 01:07:17,483 --> 01:07:20,068 {\pos(289,275)}I will get the girls ready. 2221 01:07:29,954 --> 01:07:32,413 {\pos(289,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! 2222 01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:35,542 {\pos(289,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us. 2223 01:07:35,626 --> 01:07:37,627 {\pos(289,275)}All right, girls. Come on, let's go. 2224 01:07:37,711 --> 01:07:40,213 {\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru. Thanks for everything. 2225 01:07:56,313 --> 01:07:58,398 {\pos(289,275)}I did it for your own good. 2226 01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:01,860 {\pos(289,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon. 2227 01:08:03,696 --> 01:08:04,779 {\pos(289,275)}Right. 2228 01:08:07,366 --> 01:08:08,950 {\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CRYING) 2229 01:08:39,106 --> 01:08:41,524 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2230 01:08:42,776 --> 01:08:44,944 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 2231 01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:15,975 {\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING) 2232 01:09:18,270 --> 01:09:19,979 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2233 01:09:21,357 --> 01:09:22,482 {\pos(289,275)}What is this for? 2234 01:09:22,733 --> 01:09:23,775 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2235 01:09:24,151 --> 01:09:25,401 {\pos(289,275)}The recital? 2236 01:09:25,486 --> 01:09:28,780 {\pos(289,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. 2237 01:09:28,864 --> 01:09:32,951 {\pos(289,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals! 2238 01:09:53,764 --> 01:09:58,726 {\pos(289,275)}Opening launch bay doors. Commencing launch sequence. 2239 01:09:58,811 --> 01:10:03,815 {\pos(289,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 2240 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:09,320 {\pos(289,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven, 2241 01:10:09,405 --> 01:10:10,488 {\pos(289,275)}six... 2242 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,907 {\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING) 2243 01:10:36,557 --> 01:10:37,807 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! 2244 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:42,311 {\pos(289,275)}Nice work, Doctor. All systems go. 2245 01:10:42,730 --> 01:10:43,813 {\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya! 2246 01:10:45,858 --> 01:10:47,233 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2247 01:10:47,901 --> 01:10:49,569 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2248 01:10:55,075 --> 01:10:56,659 {\pos(289,275)}My flight suit. 2249 01:10:58,412 --> 01:11:01,581 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty... 2250 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:04,417 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2251 01:11:05,711 --> 01:11:06,711 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2252 01:11:34,948 --> 01:11:36,741 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 2253 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,728 {\pos(289,275)}ALL: Whoa! 2254 01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:17,824 {\pos(289,275)}(HOWLING) 2255 01:12:24,706 --> 01:12:26,332 {\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! 2256 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:28,126 {\pos(289,275)}I've got it! 2257 01:12:29,628 --> 01:12:32,421 {\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon! 2258 01:12:32,506 --> 01:12:35,341 {\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon! 2259 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,941 {\pos(289,275)}I can make it! 2260 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:00,324 {\pos(289,275)}Wait a minute! 2261 01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:01,534 {\pos(289,275)}Kevin! 2262 01:13:04,663 --> 01:13:06,205 {\pos(289,275)}Come on, come on! 2263 01:13:14,506 --> 01:13:16,090 {\pos(289,275)}He's still not here. 2264 01:13:16,175 --> 01:13:18,593 {\pos(289,275)}Why would he come? He gave us up. 2265 01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:20,178 {\pos(289,275)}But he pinky promised! 2266 01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:23,014 {\pos(289,275)}Girls, girls, places! 2267 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,933 {\pos(289,275)}No, we can't start yet! We're still expecting someone. 2268 01:13:26,018 --> 01:13:28,394 {\pos(289,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes? 2269 01:13:32,232 --> 01:13:34,650 {\pos(289,275)}All right. But just a few more minutes. 2270 01:13:34,735 --> 01:13:36,819 {\pos(289,275)}He's not coming, guys. 2271 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,283 {\pos(289,275)}Gru! Gru, can you hear me? 2272 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:48,164 {\pos(289,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast! (ENGINE REVVING) 2273 01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,088 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2274 01:14:08,352 --> 01:14:10,811 {\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 2275 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:25,159 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay. There's the library. 2276 01:14:25,244 --> 01:14:27,912 {\pos(289,275)}That's Third Street. The dance studio... 2277 01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,455 {\pos(289,275)}There! There! There it is! 2278 01:14:39,091 --> 01:14:40,800 {\pos(289,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING) 2279 01:14:45,138 --> 01:14:46,138 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2280 01:15:06,910 --> 01:15:09,328 {\pos(289,275)}Sorry, buddy. Show's over. 2281 01:15:09,663 --> 01:15:11,289 {\pos(289,275)}Over? 2282 01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:50,745 {\pos(289,275)}Vector, open up! 2283 01:15:52,497 --> 01:15:54,999 {\pos(289,275)}First give me the moon. Then we'll talk. 2284 01:15:58,879 --> 01:16:00,212 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) 2285 01:16:08,555 --> 01:16:09,805 {\pos(289,275)}AGNES: Mr. Gru! 2286 01:16:09,890 --> 01:16:11,057 {\pos(289,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal. 2287 01:16:11,141 --> 01:16:12,641 {\pos(289,275)}Now, the girls. 2288 01:16:12,726 --> 01:16:17,104 {\pos(289,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 2289 01:16:17,189 --> 01:16:18,230 {\pos(289,275)}No! 2290 01:16:18,315 --> 01:16:20,983 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! 2291 01:16:21,693 --> 01:16:23,152 {\pos(289,275)}Listen close, you little punk. 2292 01:16:23,236 --> 01:16:26,614 {\pos(289,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain! 2293 01:16:26,698 --> 01:16:27,823 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY) 2294 01:16:27,908 --> 01:16:29,742 {\pos(289,275)}I'm really scared! 2295 01:16:33,205 --> 01:16:35,039 {\pos(289,275)}He is gonna kick your butt. 2296 01:16:35,499 --> 01:16:38,751 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 2297 01:17:15,372 --> 01:17:17,206 {\pos(289,275)}What? He punched my shark! 2298 01:17:43,942 --> 01:17:45,067 {\pos(289,275)}Ha! There he is! 2299 01:17:50,991 --> 01:17:52,241 {\pos(289,275)}Hang on, Gru. 2300 01:17:57,581 --> 01:17:58,873 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! 2301 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:01,750 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) 2302 01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:03,210 {\pos(289,275)}Ow? 2303 01:18:09,176 --> 01:18:11,010 {\pos(289,275)}Vector has the girls. Go! 2304 01:18:15,015 --> 01:18:16,682 {\pos(289,275)}What happened to the ship? It's big again! 2305 01:18:16,766 --> 01:18:19,518 {\pos(289,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be! What? 2306 01:18:19,603 --> 01:18:21,479 {\pos(289,275)}The larger the mass of an object, 2307 01:18:21,563 --> 01:18:24,648 {\pos(289,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 2308 01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:27,693 {\pos(289,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle. 2309 01:18:27,777 --> 01:18:29,695 {\pos(289,275)}I just came up with it now, actually. 2310 01:18:30,530 --> 01:18:31,989 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! 2311 01:18:36,953 --> 01:18:37,953 {\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) 2312 01:18:38,038 --> 01:18:39,371 {\pos(289,275)}Did you see that? 2313 01:18:39,498 --> 01:18:42,166 {\pos(289,275)}Vector! Help! Vector! 2314 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,459 {\pos(289,275)}Over here! Hey! 2315 01:18:43,543 --> 01:18:45,211 {\pos(289,275)}What are you girls doing back there? 2316 01:18:45,295 --> 01:18:46,337 {\pos(289,275)}The moon! 2317 01:18:48,048 --> 01:18:49,048 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 2318 01:18:56,848 --> 01:18:57,848 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2319 01:19:00,227 --> 01:19:01,352 {\pos(289,275)}Ouch! 2320 01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:03,521 {\pos(289,275)}Watch out! 2321 01:19:04,231 --> 01:19:05,731 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2322 01:19:07,359 --> 01:19:09,151 {\pos(289,275)}GRU: Get as close in as you can. 2323 01:19:09,986 --> 01:19:11,278 {\pos(289,275)}You got it. 2324 01:19:24,334 --> 01:19:25,334 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING) 2325 01:19:27,629 --> 01:19:28,712 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru, up here! 2326 01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:29,838 {\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru! 2327 01:19:29,923 --> 01:19:31,966 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls! Girls! 2328 01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:34,718 {\pos(289,275)}You're going to have to jump. EDITH: Jump? 2329 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:36,762 {\pos(289,275)}Are you insane? 2330 01:19:36,846 --> 01:19:38,264 {\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you. 2331 01:19:39,182 --> 01:19:40,599 {\pos(289,275)}You gave us back! 2332 01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:44,853 {\pos(289,275)}I know, I know. And it is the worst mistake I ever made. 2333 01:19:45,438 --> 01:19:47,356 {\pos(289,275)}But you have to jump now. 2334 01:19:47,941 --> 01:19:50,025 {\pos(289,275)}It'll be okay. 2335 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:56,031 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls. 2336 01:19:58,118 --> 01:19:59,618 {\pos(289,275)}Jump now! 2337 01:19:59,786 --> 01:20:01,412 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2338 01:20:04,624 --> 01:20:06,917 {\pos(289,275)}Margo, I will catch you. 2339 01:20:07,586 --> 01:20:10,629 {\pos(289,275)}And I will never let you go again. 2340 01:20:20,223 --> 01:20:22,224 {\pos(289,275)}Not so fast! No! 2341 01:20:22,309 --> 01:20:23,892 {\pos(289,275)}Let me go! (LAUGHING) 2342 01:20:23,977 --> 01:20:25,644 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2343 01:20:27,564 --> 01:20:28,647 {\pos(289,275)}Margo! 2344 01:20:29,065 --> 01:20:30,190 {\pos(289,275)}Whoa! 2345 01:20:34,446 --> 01:20:36,655 {\pos(289,275)}I'm coming, Margo. Hang on! 2346 01:20:49,794 --> 01:20:51,170 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2347 01:20:51,630 --> 01:20:52,630 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2348 01:20:56,509 --> 01:20:59,803 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING) 2349 01:21:05,602 --> 01:21:07,102 {\pos(289,275)}I got you. 2350 01:21:10,899 --> 01:21:12,524 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) 2351 01:21:20,617 --> 01:21:22,534 {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) 2352 01:21:25,246 --> 01:21:26,372 {\pos(289,275)}No! 2353 01:21:29,376 --> 01:21:30,459 {\pos(289,275)}(EXPLOSION) 2354 01:21:43,556 --> 01:21:44,807 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop. 2355 01:21:45,892 --> 01:21:47,726 {\pos(289,275)}This time, good triumphs, 2356 01:21:47,811 --> 01:21:49,144 {\pos(289,275)}and the moon has been returned 2357 01:21:49,229 --> 01:21:51,146 {\pos(289,275)}to its rightful place in the sky. 2358 01:21:51,231 --> 01:21:55,943 {\pos(289,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, 2359 01:21:56,027 --> 01:21:57,820 {\pos(289,275)}who is this mysterious hero? 2360 01:21:57,904 --> 01:21:59,863 {\pos(289,275)}And what will he do next? 2361 01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:02,157 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls. Time for bed. 2362 01:22:02,242 --> 01:22:04,118 {\pos(289,275)}Come on! We want a story. 2363 01:22:04,202 --> 01:22:05,994 {\pos(289,275)}Three sleepy kittens! 2364 01:22:06,079 --> 01:22:10,332 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, no! Sorry. That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 2365 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:11,667 {\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) 2366 01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:14,962 {\pos(289,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book. 2367 01:22:15,046 --> 01:22:17,214 {\pos(289,275)}This one is called 2368 01:22:17,298 --> 01:22:21,009 {\pos(289,275)}One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this? 2369 01:22:21,094 --> 01:22:25,514 {\pos(289,275)}Oh! Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book! 2370 01:22:26,307 --> 01:22:28,016 {\pos(289,275)}Here, watch this. 2371 01:22:29,185 --> 01:22:30,602 {\pos(289,275)}That's the horn! 2372 01:22:30,687 --> 01:22:32,020 {\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING) 2373 01:22:35,024 --> 01:22:37,109 {\pos(289,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever! 2374 01:22:37,193 --> 01:22:39,570 {\pos(289,275)}Not to pat myself on the back, 2375 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:41,989 {\pos(289,275)}but, yes, it probably will be. 2376 01:22:42,073 --> 01:22:43,157 {\pos(289,275)}Here we go. 2377 01:22:43,241 --> 01:22:46,201 {\pos(289,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free 2378 01:22:46,286 --> 01:22:49,037 {\pos(289,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be. 2379 01:22:50,373 --> 01:22:53,834 {\pos(289,275)}"Then three little kittens came around 2380 01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:57,880 {\pos(289,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down." 2381 01:22:57,964 --> 01:22:59,715 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, that one looks like me! 2382 01:22:59,799 --> 01:23:01,925 {\pos(289,275)}No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! 2383 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:05,804 {\pos(289,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 2384 01:23:09,350 --> 01:23:11,727 {\pos(289,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS) 2385 01:23:11,811 --> 01:23:14,897 {\pos(289,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS) 2386 01:23:16,274 --> 01:23:18,734 {\pos(289,275)}"He never should have said goodbye. 2387 01:23:19,569 --> 01:23:24,114 {\pos(289,275)}"And now he knows he could never part 2388 01:23:24,199 --> 01:23:26,825 {\pos(289,275)}"from those three little kittens 2389 01:23:27,327 --> 01:23:30,245 {\pos(289,275)}"that changed his heart. 2390 01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:32,414 {\pos(289,275)}"The end." 2391 01:23:32,499 --> 01:23:34,833 {\pos(289,275)}Okay, all right. Good night. 2392 01:23:58,149 --> 01:23:59,775 {\pos(289,275)}I love you. 2393 01:24:00,318 --> 01:24:02,027 {\pos(289,275)}I love you, too. 2394 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,283 {\pos(289,275)}(CLEARS THROAT) 2395 01:24:08,368 --> 01:24:10,077 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2396 01:24:11,371 --> 01:24:13,205 {\pos(289,275)}No, no! 2397 01:24:13,331 --> 01:24:14,957 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY) 2398 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,542 {\pos(289,275)}All right. 2399 01:24:21,548 --> 01:24:23,006 {\pos(289,275)}Didn't I get you already? 2400 01:24:23,091 --> 01:24:24,466 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2401 01:24:29,347 --> 01:24:31,139 {\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2402 01:24:39,107 --> 01:24:40,607 {\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 2403 01:24:57,542 --> 01:24:59,501 {\pos(289,275)}They're very good! 2404 01:24:59,586 --> 01:25:02,546 {\pos(289,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son. 2405 01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:05,591 {\pos(289,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent! 2406 01:25:06,759 --> 01:25:08,260 {\pos(289,275)}Just like me. 2407 01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:11,054 {\pos(289,275)}Maybe even better. 2408 01:25:15,685 --> 01:25:16,685 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2409 01:25:16,769 --> 01:25:17,769 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) 2410 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,398 {\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2411 01:25:31,117 --> 01:25:32,618 {\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING) 2412 01:25:38,374 --> 01:25:40,083 {\pos(289,275)}No, I'm fine. Go ahead. 2413 01:25:41,836 --> 01:25:43,295 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! 2414 01:26:20,124 --> 01:26:21,124 {\pos(289,275)}(MOANS) 2415 01:27:14,011 --> 01:27:15,429 {\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING) 2416 01:27:16,139 --> 01:27:17,139 {\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) 2417 01:27:22,979 --> 01:27:24,521 {\pos(289,275)}Hey, Carl! Hey. 2418 01:27:24,605 --> 01:27:25,605 {\pos(289,275)}Hmm? 2419 01:27:25,690 --> 01:27:27,482 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2420 01:27:28,818 --> 01:27:29,901 {\pos(289,275)}No, no, no. 2421 01:27:29,986 --> 01:27:31,194 {\pos(289,275)}BOTH: Me, me, me. 2422 01:27:32,530 --> 01:27:33,488 {\pos(289,275)}John? 2423 01:27:33,573 --> 01:27:34,573 {\pos(289,275)}No, no. Me, me, me. 2424 01:27:34,657 --> 01:27:35,657 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2425 01:27:37,744 --> 01:27:38,744 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING) 2426 01:27:38,828 --> 01:27:39,828 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2427 01:27:46,043 --> 01:27:47,836 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2428 01:27:51,924 --> 01:27:52,966 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2429 01:27:53,593 --> 01:27:54,843 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2430 01:27:58,848 --> 01:28:00,599 {\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS) 2431 01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,601 {\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE) 2432 01:28:27,293 --> 01:28:30,128 {\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2433 01:28:32,465 --> 01:28:34,299 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2434 01:28:39,180 --> 01:28:40,555 {\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) 2435 01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:47,812 {\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no! 2436 01:28:48,648 --> 01:28:50,106 {\pos(289,275)}Stop! Stop! 2437 01:29:10,962 --> 01:29:12,504 {\pos(289,275)}(CARL GROANING) 2438 01:29:19,178 --> 01:29:21,054 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 2439 01:29:21,138 --> 01:29:22,764 {\pos(289,275)}Huh? (SCREAMING) 2440 01:29:24,976 --> 01:29:26,977 {\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT) 2441 01:29:27,186 --> 01:29:28,186 {\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 2442 01:29:44,412 --> 01:29:46,204 {\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2443 01:29:46,539 --> 01:29:48,290 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING) 2444 01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:50,750 {\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING) 2445 01:29:51,335 --> 01:29:52,669 {\pos(289,275)}Hello, I am Gru. 2446 01:29:52,753 --> 01:29:55,797 {\pos(289,275)}Back to work, back to work! Back to... 2447 01:30:00,303 --> 01:34:01,417 {\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)