[GOLD ROGER] Destiny... Fate... Dreams...
These unstoppable ideals are held deep
in the heart of man...
As long as there are people who seek freedom in this life,
these things shall not vanish from the earth!
People tell me my head's in the clouds
I don't care what they say
because I'm dreamin' of you
You are the treasure I've found
So bright, so bold, yet so elusive
It's hard to look away,
even though it's blinding me
There are no words to describe
how I feel inside
I'm really really stuck on you whoa, whoa!
I have to follow my dreams
however crazy they seem
And I won't stop 'til I get there, you will see
You're all I need
to have the strength to believe
Believe in Wonderland!
I'm gonna follow my dreams,
however crazy they seem
I'm gonna share them with you,
a love so true
You're all I want, together we can move on
Live how we want to!
There is no limit to us,
we have the power of love
And we don't wanna live ordinary lives
We have the chance to live in paradise
Believe in Wonderland!
[LUFFY] We made it!
So, this is it gang!
Our second island in the Grand Line!
A tiger?!
[roars]
[USOPP] What's up with this crazy island?!
Collier coup...
[ZORO growls]
[NAMI] This is Little Garden?
What's little about it?
[NAMI] Seriously! That guy's not little!
Ahh! Somebody help us! It's a big dinosaur!!
[VIVI] This place must be millions of years old!
Somehow this whole island has been frozen in time.
Stuck in the age of the dinosaurs.
I've fought Dorry every day for more than a hundred years now.
I can't remember why,
but I guess that doesn't really matter now.
[VIVI] Why do you keep fighting?
[BROGGY] For honor!
Oh.... Oh boy... He's huge!
[DORRY groans]
[pants]
[DORRY] I now know that this was a judgment.
A judgment from Elbaf.
[DORRY] The god of war.
[DORRY] I didn't have the god's protection...
...and that is all.
[LUFFY] Who was it?! Who did this?!
These guys messed up the best duel ever!
They're in some serious trouble, and they're gonna answer to me!
I'll kill you!
Hah hah! Good luck...
Because it's no use, your friends are well on their way
to becoming the perfect wax figures in my collection,
and there isn't anything you can do about it, Straw Hat Luffy.
[USOPP] Hold on, Luffy, I'm coming...
[gasps]
[LUFFY sighs] This really is some nice tea.
Luffy! Hey! Wake up!
[tea pouring into cup]
This is such good teeeeaa...
Luffy!
Why are you sitting there...
...and drinking tea?!
Huh?
Run all you want. It's all over for you and your friends.
Here comes my best trick so far!
Special Attack: Exploding Star!
[LUFFY] "Time to Fight Back!
Usopp's Quick Thinking and Fire Star!"
Huh?
[BOTH scream]
[MISS VALENTINE] Ahahahaha!
What an idiot!
He missed the target and hit his friend instead.
Good that was the last of his bullets.
[MR. 5 chuckles] Breeze Breath Bomb!
[BOTH scream]
Did I forget to mention that my breath is also explosive?
[USOPP] Damn. I can't believe this guy!
He didn't have any bullets to begin with?!
Hey, Karoo... Are you all right?
[KAROO groans]
[coughs] Luffy...! You snap out of it yet?
[LUFFY] Yeah. I'm good now, thanks.
[gasps] So he didn't miss! His plan this whole time
was to burn the Color Trap on the Straw Hat's shirt.
[pants]
I'm tired of your stupid paints. You're through...
I'm not gonna let you hurt any more of my friends...
[growls] Now, I'm really mad!
This is getting weird. It's been a long time,
and no one's come back. I wonder what's going on.
This island's crazy.
Anything could have happened to Nami, Vivi, and the others,
which means that cooking this lizard
may have to wait for a while.
Hey, Nami! Vivi! Can you hear me?
Hey! Beautiful ladies!
If you can hear me, please just say something!
Hmm?
That's strange. What's this?
[MR. 5 laughs] Oh, you're mad, are ya?
Look at your friends. Being mad won't do them any good.
Oh, yes, it will! They're still alive!
[MR. 5 laughs] Are they, now? Look again...
All they need is some of Miss Golden Week's paint,
and they'll be perfect wax statues.
Face it: You're too late to save them...
They're gone, and you know it!
[growls]
[MR. 3] Mr. 5 is right about that.
Your friends are finished because you were too late
to help them, and now, it's your turn to die.
[MR. 3] It's time for...
[MR. 3] ...Candle...
...Champion!
[MR. 3 laughs]
[screams]
What the heck is that?
That thing...? That is what he used one time
to take down someone with a forty-two million berry bounty.
That's Mr. 3's most dangerous work of art.
Time to use your talents, Miss Golden Week.
I need an extra special paint job for my armor,
and don't forget to be artistic.
After that, can I take a break?
[MR. 3] Why, yes, you can go get some tea.
I'd prefer it if you stayed out of this, actually.
When I'm in this armor, I'm utterly impervious to harm.
This suit is as hard as iron.
It may be made of wax, but it fits like a glove,
and it's impossible for anyone to pierce.
And you don't stand a chance against it.
[MR. 3] This artwork is flawless.
Wow...! That's so cool!
Why are you admiring him?! Fight!
Quaaaaack!
Just a little more laughter yellow...
Right! Gum-Gum...
[MISS GOLDEN WEEK] Paint job complete!
And now...
[LUFFY] ...Pistol!
...Champion Fight: Harvest Field Maneuver.
[LUFFY] Gum-Gum...
[LUFFY] ...Stamp!
Hehe! Nice try!
Not good!
Luffy's attacks don't work against that guy's armor!
[coughs] The wax is choking me! Huh?
Wax... Huh...
[USOPP] Of course...! Why didn't I realize it before now?
It's all wax,
which means that it must be able to melt!
[USOPP] Luffy, we need to use fire!
No matter how hard it is, wax is still wax!
The others only hardened a few moments ago...!
We should still be able to save them!
Quack!
No way! Seriously?!
[MISS GOLDEN WEEK] Yeah, that's correct.
Aaaaah! You idiot! Don't tell them that!
But it doesn't really matter if you realize that now,
you have no hope of saving them.
They have thirty seconds left, at most.
After that, their hearts will slow to a stop.
As we speak, they're writhing in silent pain,
barely conscious...
They're hanging onto their lives by a thread,
terrified of their impending doom
and unable to move or even scream for help...!
And they know that you were too late to save them! Hahahaha!
I'll save 'em right now. I don't need thirty seconds.
Breeze Breath Bomb!
[USOPP screams]
Usopp! No!
Quaaaack!
When we say you don't stand a chance,
it's best to believe us.
Ahaha!
[grunts]
[LUFFY] Damn it! We're running out of time!
[MR. 3] Just give up.
Listen, I need you to grab a hold of this rope, Karoo.
[MISS VALENTINE] Well, this looks like a party.
Now what are you two planning...?
Do you think I could join in on the fun?
Karoo, run now.
Get going!
[USOPP] Just run around all the candle sticks!
And move as quick as you can!
Come on. I don't know why you bother.
[MISS VALENTINE 'Scuse me.
Ah, jeez.
[MISS VALENTINE] Can you handle my Crescendo Stone?
I wonder just how many kilograms you'll be able to endure.
[KAROO] Quaaaaack! Quack!
[MISS VALENTINE] Ten kilograms.
[USOPP groans]
[MISS VALENTINE] One hundred kilograms.
[USOPP groans]
[MISS VALENTINE] Two hundred kilograms.
[USOPP grunts]
[MISS VALENTINE] Three hundred kilograms.
[groans]
[MR. 5] Damn it! Hold still, you quacker!
Hahaha! Give it up! It's no use!
Your friends are a permanent part of my collection now!
Accept it. Hahahahaha!
They're not!
There's no way I'm gonna let you have my friends, candle boy!
I don't have any fire,
so I'm gonna have to borrow yours.
I hope that's okay!
That hurts! Quit pulling! Stop it!
Hold on!
That tiny little flame isn't gonna work quickly enough!
[USOPP] The rope that Karoo has...
Light that on fire!
A rope? How's that supposed to help us?
Just trust me on this!
[LUFFY] Huh?
I covered the whole thing in oil.
[LUFFY] Okay, everyone, it's time to wake up!
It'll be hot, but it's the only way,
and they should be all right.
Stop it! Let go! Aaaaaa!
[LUFFY roars]
Aaaaah! Ahhh!
Uh, whoops...!
Hope the others don't get all burned up!
[MR. 3] Oh, curse you, you stupid Straw Hat pirate!
You destroyed my precious candle set...!
How dare you show such disregard for artistic integrity!
[MR. 3] You'll pay for this!
No! You're not getting away with this...
Quaaaaack! Quaaaaack!
[MR. 5] Damn it...
How dare you mock Baroque Works agents?!
I'm sick and tired of you and your friends! Got that?
Okay, playtime is really over now!
I'm going to break that scrawny little neck
of yours into a million pieces!
Ten Thousand...
...Kilogram Guillotine!
Not good!
[NAMI] That was really hot!
Couldn't you have thought up another plan?
You're being a little picky here, don't you think?
Aren't you at least a little bit grateful...?
You have a point there. Thanks.
It's amazing! I can't believe we're actually alive!
Got out of the wax, did ya? Well, I've had enough...
We simply cannot afford for you to screw up our mission anymore.
[USOPP] Hey, Mr. 5!
Special Attack... Exploding Star!
You fool! Haven't you figured out
that your pathetic explosives don't affect me at all?
They're nothing to an exploding man!
You took the bait!
I'm sorry. I just told a little lie.
That wasn't an Exploding Star...
That was a Special Tabasco Star.
[MR. 5] Spicy!
Hahahahahaha!
I had to learn how effective that thing was the hard way!
[MR. 5 grunts]
Damn, you stupid pirate!
[coughs]
I refuse to let you make a mockery of me!
[USOPP gasps]
[MR. 5] Time for a full body explosion!
There'll be nothing left of you.
[USOPP] Ow... Ow, let go of me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please let go!
Let him go!
I'm too young to die... I'm too young to die...
Ahhh! Let go!
[ZORO] Flaming Oni Giri...
[MR. 5] Huh?
Oh!
[ZORO grunts]
[MR. 5 screams]
[ZORO] You know these flaming swords aren't too bad.
[NAMI] Zoro!
[BROGGY grunts]
Hey, there. Glad to see you made it out alive.
Heh. Yeah.
Master?
So now it seems... two foes are left.
[LUFFY] Bird guy! Lets go!
[KAROO] Quack! Quack!
Real men don't interfere with someone else's fight!
[MR. 3 laughs]
[LUFFY] Huh?
[MR. 3] So good of you to come, I've been expecting you...
Welcome to my Wax-Wax Manor.
[LUFFY] What's going on?
[MR. 3] Why, just a little game of hide and seek...
Can you figure out which one is me?
[laughs]
I'd say it appears you picked the wrong group of people
to go up against.
You're no match for my intellectual prowess
and artistic abilities.
You're just another buffoon who acts on blind instinct
and uses brute force to solve all his problems.
You can't hope to catch an intellectual giant like me!
[laughs]
I am a Baroque Works agent.
Every assignment that is given to me I see through to its end.
So if you think you're ready, then just step forward.
[laughs]
That's right; just take a little step.
And as soon as your back is turned,
I'm going to stab you...
[laughs]
...right through that pathetically noble
little heart of yours.
[laughs]
[LUFFY] Gum-Gum... Stamp!
[MR. 3] Ahh!
[grunts]
[MR. 3] How could you have known...
...that... this... is where I was...?
[groans]
Instinct.
Quack!
Quaaack!
[gasps]
[shrieks]
[clinking glass]
[sniffs]
[SANJI] Earl Grey is a perfect addition to the afternoon.
Aaah! Hold on! What am I doing...?!
I shouldn't be sitting here all relaxed just casually
sipping tea without a single care in the world!
Nami, Vivi, and the others could be waiting out there
right now for me to come and help them!
I am still curious about one thing, though...
What is a nice, relaxing place like this
doing smack in the middle of an ancient, creepy jungle?
[SNAIL ringing]
Huh?
[SNAIL ringing]
[SANJI] What?
Hmm?
A transponder snail.
Yeah, hello...
You've reached the crap café...
Can I take your order...?
You can quit fooling around now, jackass.
Now then...
Your report's a little bit late, don't you think?
[SANJI] Huh...? My report, you say?
And to whom exactly am I speaking, please?
Me.
Mr. 0.
[SANJI] Hmm...
If there is a treasure out there to be found,
The odds that you'll find it are slim to none.
The world's such a big place, the oceans are wide,
Dumb luck alone won't help you find it,
Just give up, it's astronomical.
Even so.
If someone tries to keep us from moving on,
The laughter behind our backs, it keeps us strong
It's too bad 'cuz we're still sailing forward, so bon voyage!
Just leave us alone!
It may be foolish chasing impossible things,
But I just gotta try!
The crazier the dream, the more ambition
I'm gonna need!
It may be foolish travelin' on, but I know
That I just gotta fight!
The farther the sea, the greater paradise
We're gonna find!
Don't give up, just keep on trying,
And you'll see that you're closer to...
The horizon of your dreams!
[SANJI] Hey guys, look what I got my hands on.
[LUFFY] That's an Eternal Pose to Alabasta!
[USOPP] Aw, yeah!
[ZORO] Now, we can get going!
[LUFFY] All right! It's time for a rice cracker party!
[USOPP] Aww, we only have two left.
That's not nearly enough for a party.
[NAMI] This is no time for a party!
Come on, let's get going!
We don't have time to waste sitting around.
[LUFFY] On the next One Piece:
"Farewell, Giant Island! Head for Alabasta!"
I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!