[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
THERE!
MY INGENIOUS CHILD-RESTRAINT MODULE IS COMPLETE.
SOON PARENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD
WILL PAY OODLES OF SWEET, SWEET CASH
TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE SNOT-NOSED BRATS
OUT OF THEIR HAIR FOR GOOD.
[ EXPLOSION ] HUH?
OH, IT'S THOSE PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR!
GOOD THING I'M PREPARED.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?!
OH, YOU TRICKED ME!
OH-HO-HO! MY LAB!
YOU'RE EASY TO FOOL, CHESTER.
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL NEVER BE A MATCH
FOR NUMBUH 1 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WHY, YOU LITTLE...
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU --
[ Voice breaking ] COME BACK!
Woman: KIDS NEXT DOOR G.A.R.G.O.C.Y.C.L.E.
GRANITE-AUGMENTED ROCKET GLIDER,
OUTSTANDING, CREATE YOUR COOL-LOOKING ESCAPE.
NUMBUH 1 TO TREE HOUSE -- CAN YOU READ ME?
LOUD AND CLEAR, NUMBUH 1. YOU GOT THE GOODS?
PIECE OF CAKE.
THAT CHESTER WILL FALL FOR ANY --
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ GASPS ]
Numbuh 1, what's going on?
[ Panting ] GIMME BACK MY HEADBAND!
Do you need help? Can you hear me?
STABILIZERS NOT RESPONDING.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] GIVE IT BACK!
Numbuh 1, are you okay?
YEAH, I'M OK--
[ EXPLOSION ] Numbuh 1?!
What is happening? Where are you?
Come in. Numbuh 1!
We lost him.
Girl: NUMBUH 1?
ARE YOU OKAY?
NUMBUH 1?
[ GROANING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?
[ GROANS ] WHERE -- WHERE AM I?
PHEW!
I WAS SO WORRIED, NIGEL.
UH... [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH. LISTEN, I'M ON A TOP SECRET MISSION.
SO PLEASE, DON'T INFORM ANY ADULT ABOUT MY CURRENT LOCATION.
[ LAUGHS ] YOU SILLY.
THERE ARE NO ADULTS ON THIS ISLAND.
NO ADULTS...
AT ALL?
NO.
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU.
MY NAME'S KATIE, BY THE WAY.
AND THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
[ LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
IT'S -- IT'S...PERFECT.
COME ON!
LAST ONE IN'S A ROTTEN EGG. [ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT!
WOW! THIS IS GREAT.
I -- I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S ACTUALLY A PLACE LIKE THIS.
IT'S ALL I'VE EVER DREAMED OF.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY, GRUNTS ]
AAH!
OH! [ CHOKING ]
THE LAGOON -- IT'S SODA!
CANNONBALL!
[ LAUGHS ] HEY! WHOA!
WATCH THAT.
STOP IT. STOP IT.
[ BOING! ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS PLACE IS A PERFECT WORLD.
WELL, IT'S ALMOST PERFECT.
YOU SEE, WE...
WE STILL NEED A LEADER.
REALLY?
HEY!
LET'S EAT.
IT'S "BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR DINNER " NIGHT.
UH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
I'D LIKE A LITTLE TIME TO MYSELF.
ALL THIS IS SO MUCH TO TAKE IN.
SURE. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
[ LAUGHS ] BYE-BYE!
Boy: HEY!
WHAT'S UP, NUMBUH 1?
WHY, HELLO.
UH, GREAT.
NICE TO SEE YOU. BYE. YES.
[ PANTING ]
[ BEEPING ]
NUMBUH 1 TO TREE HOUSE, COME IN.
DO YOU READ?
HI, NIGEL.
KATIE!
OH, UH, HI.
SO, WHAT YA DOING?
I'M, UH, TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH MY TEAM.
I NEED TO GET BACK TO THEM.
HMMM...
[ GIGGLES ]
YOU ARE SUCH A SILLY.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALREADY HERE.
COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, NUMBUH 1. HOW IT'S GOING?
HOW DID YOU GUYS FIND THIS ISLAND?
WE TRACKED YOU WHEN YOU CRASHED.
GOOD THING, TOO.
THIS PLACE ROCKS!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH.
KATIE, COULD YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR A WHILE?
OH. WELL, SURE.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
TOOT-A-LOO, KATIE. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
OKAY, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH. NUMBUH 5 LOVES THIS PLACE.
I KNOW, I KNOW. IT SEEMS PERFECT.
BUT THINGS JUST DON'T ADD UP.
I WAS SHOT DOWN AND CRASHED HERE,
BUT I DON'T HAVE A SCRATCH ON ME.
MY SHIP IS ALSO UNMARKED.
ALL THAT'S MISSING IS CHESTER'S HEADBAND AND MY SHOES.
SO? YOU GOT LUCKY.
YEAH. THE HEADBAND THINGY PROBABLY JUST FELL IN THE WATER.
AND KATIE --
SHE KNEW MY NAME BEFORE I INTRODUCED MYSELF.
EXPLAIN THAT.
YOU'RE FAMOUS.
SHE'S PROBABLY HEARD OF YOU SOMEWHERE.
YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
RELAX, NUMBUH 1.
HAVE A SWIM.
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
YEAH, I SHOULD JUST LIGHTEN UP AND...
WAIT A SECOND.
NUMBUH 4 CAN'T SWIM.
Together: VERY CLEVER, NIGEL UNO.
THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY APPEAR.
Chester: YOU CAN'T FIND THE HAPPY HEADBAND
BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING IT!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO THIS IS YOUR CONTAINMENT MODULE, CHESTER.
EXACTLY, YOU SNOT-NOSED BRAT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH PARENTS WILL PAY...
...TO HAVE THEIR RAMBUNCTIOUS KIDS QUIET AND HAPPY?
[ Laughing ] BUHMILLIONS!
AND NOW THAT THE TEST I'VE RUN ON YOU IS A SUCCESS,
CHESTER'S HAPPY HEADBAND
WILL BE ON THE SHELVES IN A MATTER OF DAYS.
[ GASPS ]
OH, YOU CAN RUN, NIGEL.
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
BECAUSE I CONTROL YOUR WORLD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ PANTING ]
NIGEL...
COME WITH ME.
I CAN HELP YOU TO YOUR...
DOOM!
AAAHHHH!
AAH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ PANTING ]
UNH-UNH UNH!
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY JETS IN MY WORLD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
MAYBE NOT, CHESTER.
BUT I DO IN THE REAL WORLD.
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ GRUNTING ]
NO! STOP IT.
DON'T DO THAT.
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
STOP. STOP.
OH, OH! STOP IT NOW.
STOP! STOP!
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
THIS IS MY WORLD.
I CONTROL...
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ COUGHING ]
CHESTER, CHESTER, CHESTER.
HOW COULD YOU CONSTRUCT A FANTASY WORLD FOR ME
THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE KICKING YOUR BUTT?
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU -- DUH!
LIKE, I... WHY, I'LL...
OHHHHHHHHHH!
[ GRUNTS ]
WHO-O-O-O-A!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
[ GROANING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
REALLY GOOD!
WONDERFUL!
GOOD JOB!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GENIUS! TOTAL GENIUS!
HUH?
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
IT WAS NOTHING.
CHESTER...
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE WORLD'S SUPERVILLAINS,
I PRESENT YOU WITH THIS GIANT CHECK FOR A BUHMILLION DOLLARS
FOR THE DEFEAT OF THAT PESKY NUMBUH 1.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHS ]
I'D LIKE TO THANK, WELL, MYSELF.
BECAUSE WITHOUT ME, NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE.
HMM.
NICE WORK, NUMBUH 1.
THANKS, NUMBUH 5.
SO, WHAT WAS IT LIKE IN THERE?
WAS IT TOTALLY SUPERCOOL?
NOT AS COOL AS HANGING OUT WITH MY TEAM.
COME ON, GUYS.
Chester: AND I KNOW YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TODAY TO HEAR ME BRAG,
BUT TOO BAD! I'M GREAT.
I BEAT NUMBUH 1. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
HUH? WHA-- BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
THE CHECK WAS JUST HERE.
OH, WHERE COULD IT HAVE GONE?
AAAHHH! THE HEADBAND.
IT'S ON ME.
YOU BRATS!
[ Voice breaking ] LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Numbuh 4: ♪ BA DUH-DUH DA ♪
♪ GONNA GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ GUNKA GUNKA GA ♪
♪ I'M GONNA BE COOL ♪
♪ DA DUH-DUH DA ♪
♪ GONNA GO TO SCHOOL ♪
♪ BA DUH-DUH DO DO ♪
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU HAPPY TO GO TO SCHOOL?
♪ DID MY SPELLING HOMEWORK LAST NI-I-GHT ♪
YEAH!
WHY WASTE YOUR TIME?
YOU'RE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF GETTING AN "F"
WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING.
I'M SERIOUS.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I PROVED TO EVERYBODY
JUST WHAT KIND OF GENIUS I AM.
[ CHUCKLES ] WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT KIND OF GENIUS YOU ARE.
EXACTLY!
I SPENT ALL NIGHT CALIBRATING THE ANSWERS.
AND I FOUND NEW AND BETTER WAYS TO SPELL SOME OF THE WORDS.
I'LL BE GETTING 120%, SUPER "A"-PLUS, FOR SURE.
I'LL EVEN LET YOU COPY IT.
SO YOU CAN GET AN "A"-PLUS IN SPELLING, TOO.
COPY YOUR HOMEWORK?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR NUMBER.
THE ONLY REASON YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK
IS BECAUSE YOU THINK THE NEW TEACHER IS CUTE.
THAT -- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I, UH, DID IT STRICTLY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THE NUMBER 4 IS SPELLED WITH A "Q" IN AUSTRALIA.
MS. THOMPSON WOULD KNOW THAT.
WHATEVER.
[ MUTTERING ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
[ SPITS ]
LET'S DO THIS.
Boy: YOU HAVE NUMBER 60?
Boy #2: YEAH, I GOT IT.
YOU HAVE NUMBER 81?
GOT IT.
NUMBER 75?
GOT IT.
OH, THAT'S RARE. NUMBER 42?
I NEED THAT ONE. YOU HAVE NUMBER 9?
GOT IT. NUMBER 48?
NEED THAT ONE. 72?
72, YEAH. WHAT ABOUT 86?
UH, NO.
[ GASPS ] BANDITS!
YEE-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAW!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH WHIMPER ]
[ SCREAMING ]
DON'T NOBODY MOVE 'CAUSE THIS HERE'S A STICKUP!
I AM TELLING YOU THE WORD "CHICKEN"
DOES NOT HAVE A TWO IN IT.
WELL, IT DOES NOW.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
HUH?
HEY, GENIUS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
NOT NOW.
I'M WORKING ON A WAY TO SPELL "MISSISSIPPI" WITH NO "S's."
EVERYBODY, FREEZE!
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
UM, EXCUSE ME.
TECHNICALLY, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO "FREEZE"
AND PUT OUR HANDS UP AT THE SAME TIME.
OBVIOUSLY, FREEZING IMPLIES A LACK OF MOVEMENT.
AND PUTTING OUR HANDS UP WILL CREATE MOVEMENT.
THEREFORE...
MY HAIR!
MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
[ CRYING ]
UNLESS ANYONE ELSE WANTS GUM IN THEIR HAIR,
I SUGGEST Y'ALL PUT YOUR HOMEWORK IN THIS HERE BAG...
NOW!
"X," "L," QUESTION MARK...
GIVE ME THAT!
HEY.
THAT AIN'T THE WAY YOU SPELL THE WORD "HAT."
SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.
THIS HERE HOMEWORK IS "A"-PLUS MATERIAL.
GREAT.
JUST WHAT THE BOSS WANTS.
HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY HOMEWORK BEFORE I --
WHOA!
BEFORE YOU WHAT?
I SUGGEST YOU PUT HIM DOWN.
HMMMM?
HOW'S ABOUT LUNK LETS YOU KEEP YOUR HOMEWORK
IFFEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS INSTEAD?
HUH, BEAUTIFUL?
HOW'S ABOUT NUMBUH 5 JUST GIVES YOU HER HOMEWORK
AND FORGETS THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT?
[ LAUGHS ] YOUR LOSS, GORGEOUS.
PUCKER UP, COWBOY.
Woman: KIDS NEXT DOOR S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.
SOLID PINE-LOADED ARTILLERY, NICELY KICKS ENEMY REAR.
[ MUMBLES ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OOH!
ALL RIGHT, YOU.
[ WHIMPERS ]
COME BACK WITH MY HOMEWORK.
[ PANTING ]
ALL RIGHT, BILLY THE CRUD.
HAND OVER MY HOMEWORK
BEFORE I SHOW YOU HOW TO SPELL "OUCH" THE HARD WAY.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SPELLIN' ADIOS, PARTNER?
OH, WELL, OKAY.
NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME.
LET'S SEE. IT STARTS WITH A "L."
HEY!
SO LONG, SHORTY! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
GRRRR-YAH!
YOU SURE TOLD HIM.
HEY!
HAPPY TRAILS, COW PIE.
HUH?
ALL RIGHT, COWPOKE.
LET'S PLAY HORSEY.
YEE-A-A-A-HAW!
Girl: KEEP DRIVING, AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE STANDING
WHILE THE OLD BUS IS IN MOTION, THERE, LITTLE MISSY.
PUT A SOCK IN IT.
COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S HAVE IT.
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
COME ON, KID.
HUH?
WILBUR, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO -- HUH?
HOWDY.
YOU LOOKING FOR A SHOOTOUT, PARTNER?
RECKON I MIGHT BE.
WAIT!
AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT,
I INSIST THAT THIS CAN BE SETTLED
IN A NONVIOLENT, PEACEFUL...
ABIGAIL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
[ SPITS ]
I'LL GUM YOU DOWN BEFORE YOU EVEN GET NEAR ME
WITH THAT OLD WOOD-WHACKING THINGY.
GO FOR IT.
[ WIND BLOWING, CLOCK TICKING ]
IS IT 9:15 ALREADY?
9:15?! WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
HUH?
[ TIRES SCREECHING ] WHOA!
YAAA-AAAAHHHH!
GIVE ME MY HOMEWORK BEFORE I KICK YOUR B-A-Q-Z.
KICK MY WHAT?
YOUR STUPID, LOUSY, PINT-SIZE BU-U-U-TT.
[ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
HA HA! [ SNORTS ]
AAH!
YOU JUST WON'T QUIT, WILL YA?
AH! YOU ALREADY FIRED EIGHT OF YOUR SIX SHOTS.
YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO.
GLAD I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MATH HOMEWORK.
[ POP! ]
I'M BLIND!
TIME TO --
AAH!
HEY, WATCH IT, YOU EGIT!
I CAN'T SEE.
[ GRUNTING ]
AAAHH!
WHOO-HEE!
THAT THERE WAS THE ROOTINEST-TOOTINEST BIT
OF SHOOTING I EVER DONE SEEN IN ALL MY YEARS AS A BUS DRIVER.
'TWEREN'T NOTHIN', OLD TIMER.
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
I CAN'T SEE!
[ LAUGHS ] YESSIREE, MISSY!
YOU SURE DONE A PLUMB JOB.
GREAT HORNY TOADS!
OH, MAN, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
WAY TO GO, HOMBRE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NICE TRY, TENDERFOOT NEXT DOOR,
BUT THE SIX-GUM GANG IS RIDIN' OFF WITH THE LOOT.
YEE-HAW!
COME ON. WE BETTER GET TO CLASS.
I'M VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU, CLASS.
NOT ONE OF YOU DID YOUR SPELLING HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT...
[ Voice breaking ] OH, BUT...
EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE.
Together: [ Monotone ] THANK YOU, TEACHER-PERSON.
WE ENJOY DOING HOMEWORK SO MUCH, WE DID IT 60 TIMES.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I'VE NOTICED.
SO, LET'S JUST SHOW THE REST OF THE CLASS
HOW SPELLING HOMEWORK IS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE.
HEY! THAT'S MY -- OW!
SHUSH!
WELL, THIS FIRST ONE LOOKS LIKE A 100%...
PIECE OF JUNK!
HONESTLY, I THINK YOU DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON QUALITY OVER QUANTITY
WHEN DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.
WHY, I WILL BET EVEN WALLABEE BEETLES
COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN THIS!
I THINK YOU FIVE SHOULD STAY AFTER SCHOOL TODAY
AND PRACTICE SPELLING EVERY SINGLE WORD
IN THE DICTIONARY.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH LOUSY, WORTHLESS...
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
LOUSY?
5...4...3...2...1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5...4...3...2...1.