Hey, baby.
How you doing?
Oh, hey, Daniel.
Hey.
Will just told me to stop by and check on him.
Said he's gone.
He's kind of busy with the germs.
Oh, he did?
Well, that's sweet of him.
Yeah.
OK, well--
It's fine.
Is that right?
Just-- do you want him in?
Yeah, he might.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Well, that's funny of Will to send you over here
to check on me.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so sweet.
He's always worried about us.
Oh.
We kind of got him on a long trip this time, so--
I know.
I just-- I miss him so much.
He'll be back in a couple days.
Well, how's the job going?
Did he-- have you talked to him?
Yeah, no.
You know, he's doing a good job.
Yeah?
Let's see--
I just wanted to thank-- I wanted to thank you
for getting him that job.
It's so great.
I hope that he doesn't have to go on too many business trips.
And the house is wonderful.
Cool.
Glad you like it.
Yeah.
I know I don't-- we don't know each other very well.
But I know you're a good friend of Will's.
And hopefully, we'll get to know each other when Will gets back.
Maybe some double dates or something?
Yeah.
Are you seeing anybody?
You know, not right now.
But, you know, I'd-- yeah, it'd be great to go out and hang
out with you, maybe some time.
Yeah.
Do you always dress like this when you're just
hanging out at home?
Well, I've got some errands to run.
I don't know.
It's just a--
Well, you look gorgeous.
Wow.
Well, thanks.
I'm sure you must love coming home.
I'd love coming home to this.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
You know, we've been together like five years, right?
Oh, yeah.
He didn't tell me that.
I've known you for a while.
For a while.
Yeah.
Things are going really great.
And I'm hoping he'll propose or something.
You know--
Maybe you can hint at him.
He hasn't proposed to you yet?
No.
Is he crazy?
I just think he's taking his time.
My god.
You know?
Make--
There's-- I would put a ring on--
I mean, I'd put a ring on that hand in like a month.
No way.
Five years?
Yeah.
Maybe.
I know he loves me, and I love him.
Well, he is working all the time.
We just-- we've had some huge projects.
And he's going to put a lot of time in.
He says that--
That'll be hard.
Well, he says it's been a while, because he's
getting home so late.
What do you mean, it's been a while?
Well, you know, if you guys--
I'm sure it gets a little--
And he talks to you about that?
You know, we talk a little bit.
It's OK.
It's-- yeah.
I'm doing just fine.
And then our sex life is great.
I kind of think that's none of your business, but--
It's fine.
I really like these palm trees that you're doing.
Thank you.
You guys did a good job in there.
So, uh-- so, uh, anyhow, he just--
he was telling me to-- sorry about that.
Uh--
But, hey, you know, he was just telling me
Yeah, you told me.
Take care of anything that you might need.
And, uh--
I don't know.
I'm doing good.
And I-- like I said, I have--
I'm pretty busy.
I have some errands to run.
So it was really sweet of you to stop by.
Yeah.
And what are you doing?
Oh, I-- it's just-- this is really nice.
You really-- you work out a lot, don't you?
I do.
Yeah.
Just-- just, uh--
This is just one of the nicest legs I've seen in a long time.
Well, thank you.
Is that like a first pedicure, too?
Uh--
You know, I'm not really comfortable with you touching me like this.
And, I mean, your compliments are nice.
Oh, I'm not.
But Will--
That's not-- that's not bad.
Will's out of town.
And I kind of feel like you're hitting on me a little bit.
And maybe you should leave because you know I love Will.
And I don't know where this is going.
I'm not trying to get you and Will to--
You know, I just--
I just figured that maybe, you know, you might need a little something.
And I'd be happy to provide that for you.
Because, you know, I know you're probably kind of lonely.
What are you doing?
No.
I love Will.
He's the man I want to marry.
And you're his best friend.
How could you do this to him?
I'm not--
You know, he had mentioned that you're a little bit of a playboy.
And I just didn't even think that you would ever do this.
This is incredible.
If you don't want me to tell him, I suggest that you just leave.
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
You can either do this, this one time.
Just have a little fun here.
Because that's your first option.
Or, two, you know, I can make sure that
he doesn't have a job anymore and you guys can find another place to live.
It's up to you, though.
You wouldn't do that.
You can't--
You know, it's not me doing it.
It's your decision.
So, I'm not going to hurt anybody.
Daniel.
I've never cheated on Will.
I am a faithful girlfriend.
I'm sure you are.
If he found out, that--
You think I'm going to tell him?
I don't know.
I thought I knew you, but I don't know you.
I just--
I'd like to get to know you a little better, that's all.
It's your choice.
You won't tell him?
No.
********** choice.
I don't know how you feel about just giving me a blowjob and that's that.
I will come in your mouth, I promise, I'll tell you.
Okay, I don't know how that's going to satisfy my needs, but whatever.
Let's get this over with.
Well, I'll get to that.
I'm fine with a blowjob.
It's just a one-time deal, right?
Yeah, just once.
[phone ringing]
Oh my god, it's Will.
Yeah, answer it.
No!
Answer it, yeah, he's making somethings wrong.
He's probably trying to call me or something.
Answer it.
Fuck.
[phone ringing]
Hey baby!
Oh, nothing, I'm just, you know, doing normal house stuff, getting ready to do some errands.
What are you doing?
Oh, that's sweet of you.
Checking in on me.
I'm fine, I just, I miss you.
Yeah.
No, I'll be okay, just come home soon.
I just, I just want to give you a bunch of kisses, you know?
Oh, I'm just watching TV.
I know, my great-grandson got friends.
Uh-huh.
So how's the job going?
Uh-huh.
Wow, that's cool.
God, I'm so happy for you, for us.
You have the place?
Yeah, it's wonderful, it's suddenly noon, I got some palm trees, wait till you see them.
They're gorgeous.
So what have you been doing with your down time?
Have they given you a lot of time off, or are they just working you?
Oh yeah?
Making some friends, that's good.
Uh-huh.
Oh, I'm just, I'm eating some grapes, sorry.
[laughs]
Oh.
What? No, I'm sorry, I choked on one.
Oh yes, I know, I'll be more careful.
I'm not going to choke on a grape and die, you know?
I'm not going anywhere, I love you.
Uh-huh.
[laughs]
Wow.
That's amazing.
They're talking about a raise already?
Oh, that's great.
Hold on.
What are you doing?
[whispers]
I said I'd do it before I get a call.
[grunts]
Hi, sorry, yeah.
So how's the hotel that they have you in?
A five star, really? And they're paying for that?
That's amazing.
I wish I could go with you.
Oh, I just miss you.
[laughs]
Yeah.
I know it's our five year anniversary soon.
I pretty much feel like it's been five years longer.
Well, I guess that, you know, you keep busy.
You know, I've been doing that gym workout and some ladies from the gym have invited me to lunch after working out and that's been fun.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I just...
Oh, that's great.
Are you coming home soon?
I just, I've just been so lonely at night and I have a little confession to make.
It's not bad, actually. You might like it.
Um, so you know that back massager you bought me? Well, I've actually been using it down there.
Yeah.
Masturbating to my thoughts of you and our last night together.
[laughs]
Yeah, you like that?
You're so cute.
Oh, don't worry. It won't replace you.
It's just keeping your girlfriend busy while you're gone.
Yeah.
What am I wearing?
Oh, I got you a little bit worked up, huh?
There's still a few thongs that you bought me.
Yeah, they're so soft.
Yeah.
[moans]
Yeah, you remember that last night that we had sex? We were just a crazy ******.
Remember how loud I was? My neighbors could probably hear me.
[laughs]
Yeah.
I was like, "Oh."
Oh, yeah.
[sniffs]
What was that?
Daniel?
Yeah, your friend.
I'm just putting away dishes right now.
But he said what? He's gonna come by and check on me? Why would he want to do that?
You asked him to?
Babe, I don't need anybody to check on me. You can just call me. You know that.
What?
He bet you that he would fuck me while you're gone?
Really?
No way.
No, he didn't. He didn't fucking-- Your friend would never say that to you.
Oh, you think he was joking? That's good.
I don't know. I don't know how a friend could say that to you.
I think he's a fucking asshole.
I know I don't know him, but just sometimes you tell me things that just make it seem like he's not a very good person, you know?
No.
No, he hasn't been here. I hope he doesn't.
Let's talk about something else, okay?
How's Crystal? She's good.
Yeah, she--
Crystal, no!
See--
Crystal!
Fuck!
She's just--
Hold on. She peed on the ground again. Hold on.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Mom's what?
Are you a hermione?
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, it's just that commercial's on that Axe commercial.
I know, it's sexist. It's funny.
No, no one's here.
No.
Why would you think someone was here?
No. I just-- I don't know. I guess I'm just busy trying to get things ready to go so I can--
Oh, I'm doing my errands, babe. No, nothing's wrong. Everything's fine.
I love you. You know I love you.
You silly.
No, you're the only man I'll ever want for the rest of my life. You know that, right?
No, I know you love me, too. I just want you to get home.
I love you.
I want to see your handsome face, the way you look at me,
reassuring me that you love me,
I want to feel your touch,
and your kisses.
I have to plan, like, a coming home dinner for you, and I have wine and candles.
Yeah.
You can make love to me. God, I miss you.
I just love you so much, and
you know, I'm happy for us, and I'm happy for your job, but
I'm just hoping you can just-- I know, I'm just not gonna-- you're not gonna leave me all the time.
So, since it's Friday, what do you have planned for tomorrow?
Or for tonight, actually?
Me?
Like I said, I was planning on going out with the girls.
No, I'll be good.
I'll only have, like, a couple dreams. Don't worry.
No, I won't let you down.
I won't let any guys buy my dreams.
How about you? Where are you going?
Oh, cool. Cool.
Oh, that sounds like fun, for the game on Sunday?
You know I don't care about football.
I'm probably, hmm, I don't know, I'll go to the gym.
Get in the hot tub.
Yeah, it feels so good.
I'm gonna just sit in the hot tub.
Almost relaxing.
After a hard workout, yeah.
Been hitting the gym at all?
No time?
I think it's time for gym.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, I just spaced out about something.
Yeah, you know, I just, uh, I'm really gonna get going.
I'm so glad that you called me, and
glad that you're thinking about me, and worried about me, and just love you so much,
and I can't wait to see you.
Love you. Bye.
God, you fucker.
You crammed on these panties!
Ahh!
God!
You didn't want me to come in, did you?
Gross!
Alright, well, you need to leave.
This is disgusting.
Ever, ever, ever come over here, and think you're gonna fuck me again.
That was it. You got it? I could not believe that you fucked me with my boyfriend on the phone.
Wait a minute, you enjoyed that.
What? No, I didn't.
Don't even try to lie to me.
Yeah, I saw your face. I know what's going on.
Alright, well, does one time do alright?
Regardless if I liked it or not.
I can't, you know.
I love my man. I'm gonna marry your best friend, and you're gonna be our best man.
And you better not ever come to me for that again.
Okay? You got me.
I know you kind of guys, alright?
You got what you wanted, and now I'm not gonna be all, you know, this thing you have to have.
Right?
Here. I'm just gonna tell him I lost these.
Just take them.
Bye.
I'll see you next time.
Oh, no.