好的，今天的主题是，列出你们互相欣赏的十个优点 Okay. So, today's session, the ten things you love about each other.
西奥，你先开始 Theo, you first.
没问题 Sure.
第一，我宁愿和她住，也不愿和狼一起生活 One. I would rather live with her than a wolf.
你刚才是说狼吗？ Did you say wolf?
- 是的 - 哇哦 - Yeah. - Wow.
- 好吧... - 第一，他有胳膊 - Well... - One. He has arms.
我看过一个纪录片，讲的是没有手臂的人 Well, I saw a documentary once about a man without arms
那种生活看起来很艰难，特别是对他的伴侣来说，所以... and it looked like a difficult life, particularly for the partner, so...
我喜欢他有手臂 I like that he has arms.
嗯，这很合理 Yeah. That's fair.
手臂 Arms.
第二，她的头型，还挺顺眼的 Two, the shape of her head is somewhat pleasing.
在远处看的话 At a distance.
第三，我记得她以前挺风趣的 Three, I have memories of her being witty.
第四，她闻起来挺香的，有时候 Four, she smells pleasant. On occasion.
我实在写不出更多了 I actually struggled to write any more.
第二，他的口气闻起来像喝了一整夜酒的凤尾鱼 Two. His breath smells like an anchovy that's been on the piss all night.
第三，他笑起来的样子，像有病狗的临终喉音 Three, the way he laughs is like a diseased dog's death rattle.
第四，他是个差劲的父亲 Four, he's a bad father.
糟糕的情人，一个彻头彻尾的废物 A fucked lover. A complete deadshit.
一个受害者，一个失败者，一个混蛋 A victim. A loser. A wanker.
第十条。"西奥，真是个蠢货" Number ten. "Theo, what a cunt."
这不是任务要求的内容 That wasn't the task.
这些是你讨厌的事情，这一点也不好笑 Those are things you hate. It's not funny.
这... 这其实还挺好笑的 That is... That's actually quite funny.
我看到了太多的怨恨和防备心理 I see so much resentment and defensiveness.
一种无法道歉的态度 An inability to apologize.
无法分享你的脆弱 To share your vulnerability.
为他说句公道话，他是个爱抱怨的宝宝，这算是脆弱吧 In his defense, he is a whiny baby, so that's vulnerability.
言语刻薄 Verbal cruelty.
在英国我们称这为妙语反击 In England we call that repartee.
自以为是，嘲弄讽刺，无法承认错误 Self- righteousness. Mockery. An inability to admit wrongs.
我认为你们没有能力解决你们的问题 I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems.
我们差点就失去了彼此，这想想都可怕 It's terrifying how close we came to losing each other.
我们真幸运 Lucky us.
一直都很幸运 Always have been.
还记得我们相遇的时候吗？ Remember when we met?
天气真好 Good day.
所以，我认为这是我们大家值得庆祝的时刻 So, I think this is a moment of celebration for all of us.
我想我们可以为这栋建筑感到非常自豪 I think we can be very proud of this building.
- 恭喜你，达伦 - 恭喜你，达伦 - Congratulations, Darren. - Congratulations, Darren.
干杯，各位 Cheers, everyone.
天哪，他居然是认真的 Dear God. He actually means it.
西奥，你刚才说什么？ Theo, what did you say?
抱歉，我刚才只是在回想我们是怎么取消那些层叠式花园阳台的 Sorry. I was just remembering how we got rid of the cascading garden balconies
结果我们剥夺了 so that we are denying the humans
即将住进这700个毫无特色的盒子里的居民 who will be living in these 700 featureless boxes
接触新鲜空气、看到地平线的机会 the chance to engage with fresh air, see a horizon,
或者也许能果断地拥抱那个时刻 or maybe decisively embrace the moment
就是住在他们的公寓里让他们想跳楼的时刻 that living in their apartments makes them want to jump.
所以，真的，各位，你们想想看 So, really, people, when you think about it,
我们救了人命 we saved lives.
为我们干杯！ To us!
没错，我的意思是，阳台这件事其实是个好例子，西奥 Right. I mean, the balcony thing is actually a good example, Theo.
我从中察觉到了一丝怨气 I detect a note of bitterness about it,
但我们所有人都必须磨平自己，收敛我们作为建筑师的奇思妙想 but we all have to grind ourselves and our whims as architects
去迎合市场的需求... down to the market's needs...
抱歉 Sorry.
我需要点时间冷静一下，免得我在同事面前 I just need a moment so I don't kill myself
结束自己的生命 in front of my colleagues.
有意思，你打算怎么做？ Interesting. How would you do it?
你这儿有非常大的刀吗？ Do you have a very large knife anywhere?
我有 I do.
但我得用它来切这个 I need it to finish this though.
我很乐意等 I'll happily wait.
这是什么？ What is this?
鳟鱼薄切 Trout carpaccio.
哦，等等，配上这个尝尝 Oh, wait. Try it with some of this.
天哪！ Jesus!
别归功于他，这都是我的功劳 Well, don't give Him credit. It's all me.
脱水黑莓和凤尾鱼 Dehydrated blackberry and anchovy.
我想把它加进去，但主厨不让 I want to put it on there but the chef won't let me.
我们怎么能这样生活？ How can we live like this?
我，没有层叠式花园阳台。你，没有脱水玩意儿 Me, no cascading garden balconies. You, no dehydrated thingy.
就我个人而言，我下周就要去美国了 Personally, I'm moving to America next week
去自由地生活，成为一名厨师 to live free and become a chef.
也许我应该跟你一起去 Well, maybe I should join you.
我们还没上过床呢 We haven't even had sex yet.
不过也就几分钟的事了 That's minutes away though.
千真万确 Very true.
上菜！ Service!
到冷藏室来找我 Join me in the cool room.
西奥 Theo.
艾薇 Ivy.
谁想吃掉公交车司机？ Who wants to eat the bus driver?
我！ Me!
真奇怪，这些双层巴士 So weird, the tall buses.
它们为什么是红色的？ And why are they red?
这样你就能看见它们了，因为雾太大了 So you can see them 'cause it's so foggy.
嗯，现在那里雾没那么大了 Well it's not so foggy there anymore.
自从开膛手杰克死后就没那么大雾了 Not since Jack the Ripper died.
看，试试伦敦塔桥。所以这是甘草糖 Look. Try Tower Bridge. So this is liquorice.
加上这个黑巧克力，这个覆盆子，还有这个 Add this dark chocolate, this raspberry, and this
别告诉别人 - 虾粉 don't tell anyone - shrimp powder.
鱼吗？ A fish?
有风味的深度，但没有鱼腥味。闭上眼睛 Depth of flavor without the fishiness. Close your eyes.
- 天哪！ - 确实是天哪！ - Gosh! - Gosh indeed!
看，我知道这是个博物馆 Look, I know it's a museum.
但它应该代表船上的帆 But it's supposed to represent a sail on a ship,
所以应该要有那种感觉 so it should feel like that.
你应该期待海盗随时会从拐角处出现 You should expect pirates to come round the corner at any moment.
不，我开玩笑的 No. I'm joking.
看，我想要那个帆 Look, I want the sail.
你必须问自己的问题是，你想如何度过你的一生？ The question you have to ask yourself is how do you want to live your life?
- 充满勇气，还是毫无勇气？ - 爸爸！ - With courage or without? - Dad!
谢谢，那我稍后把数据发给你 Thank you, then I'll send you the numbers.
爸爸！ Daddy!
我们在吃英国标志性建筑 We're eating British icons.
焦糖味噌白金汉宫 Caramel miso Buckingham Palace.
是的，你们当然在吃 Yes. Of course you are.
看，大本钟紫苏波本饼干 Look. Big Ben shiso bourbon cookie.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
我觉得头晕，舌头在发麻 I feel dizzy and my tongue's fizzing.
是的 Yeah.
太棒了，当然了 Amazing. Of course.
但是，你不觉得这可能有点问题吗 But, don't you think it might be a bit of a problem
把他们的血液变成40度的蔗糖？ turning their blood 40- proof sucrose?
不要对他们的糖分摄入指手画脚 Don't sugar shame them.
但从长远来看，这对他们的健康不利 But it is bad for their health long- term.
而且他们会变胖 And they will get fat.
佛陀就很胖 Buddha was fat.
他很伟大 And he was great.
- 他很伟大 - 艾薇 - He was great. - Ivy.
看，他们会学会自我管理的 Look, they'll learn to self manage.
如果你限制东西，会导致奇怪的痴迷 If you restrict things, it leads to weird obsessions.
- 我觉得恶心 - 看到了吧？ - I feel sick. - See?
我看到了，我看到一个女孩正在了解自己的极限 I do. I see a girl learning her limits.
教训学到了，极限也到了。来自妈妈的育儿小贴士 Lesson learned. Limit reached. Parenting tip from Mummy.
哦，亲爱的，哦，你没事的 Oh, dear. Oh, you're fine.
你就不能承认你错了吗？ Can't you just admit you're wrong?
等到我真的错了那天，我会承认的 On the day that I am, I can.
但绝不是在我建成你那栋楼的日子 But not on the day I built your building,
这栋即将成为世界第八大奇迹的建筑，就在北加州 soon to be the eighth wonder of the world, here in Northern California,
用覆盆子脆饼做的！ in raspberry shortcake!
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
妈妈，你是怎么做到的？ How did you do that, Mom?
你知道怎么讨好我 You know the way to my ego.
天哪，你们的妈妈是不是很厉害？ My God. Isn't your mummy brilliant?
她当然厉害，这是个反问句 Course she is. That's a rhetorical question.
- 你是个天才 - 是的，同意 - You are a genius. - Yeah. Agreed.
我觉得我可以再吃一点了 I feel good to go again.
卡利古拉的胃 Stomach of Caligula.
你知道怎么让你爸爸感到骄傲 You know the way to make your daddy proud.
- 准备好了吗？ - 是的 - Are we ready? - Yes.
等着 Wait for it.
- 哦，我的天 - 这太好吃了 - Oh, my God. - This is so good.
好吧，我也得来点 Okay. I've gotta have some.
覆盆子，等等，等等，覆盆子 Raspberries. Wait, wait, wait. Raspberries.
- 放进去了！ - 妈妈，你过敏啊 - Going in! - Mom, you're allergic.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
哦，不 Oh, no.
我是个天才 I am a genius.
那个... 真是... That... is...
太美味了 Divine.
疯子 Maniac.
- 我们要去海滩了！ - 好的 - We're going to the beach! - All right.
- 跟你比赛！ - 别淹死了 - Race you! - Don't drown.
那我们在这里做什么？ So what are we doing here?
记得我们有了孩子后，父权制发来了那封信吗 Remember when we had the kids and the patriarchy sent that note
写着"压制你的梦想，去照顾孩子和丈夫"？ saying, "Squash your dreams and facilitate children and husband"?
哦，记得，那封信，我记得 Oh, yes. That note. I remember that note.
有点简洁，相当摧毁灵魂 Bit terse. Quite soul destroying.
同意 Agreed.
嗯，看看这个地方 Well, look at this place.
这里已经关闭一年了，可能有点偏僻 It's been closed for a year. Maybe a little bit out of the way.
但我觉得它很酷，而且我拿到了那笔设计费 But I think it's cool, and I've got that money from the design.
那是给我们梦想之屋的首付款 For the down payment on our dream house.
不 No.
我亲爱的，大多数日子里，你都在为三个人做七道标志性甜点 My darling, most days you're making seven iconic desserts for three people.
看，你这么厉害的厨师，一直想成为的样子 Look, the amazing chef that you are and have always wanted to be
不应该是一个在家庭生活的十字架上死去的梦想 should not be a dream that dies on the crucifix of family life.
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
但我很喜欢那些啊 I love all that though.
我的意思是，也许一周开几个晚上 I mean, maybe for a couple of nights a week.
天哪，谢谢你 My God. Thank you.
我想这算是同意了 I think that's a yes.
- 哦，我知道我们要叫它什么了 - 你知道？ - Oh, and I know what we're gonna call it. - You do?
哇，你好 Wow. Hello.
- 帅哥们 - 好的 - Handsome fellas. - All right.
- 不错！ - 谢谢！ - Nice! - Thank you!
先生，我们不接受优惠券 Sir. We don't accept coupons.
不，我们接受 Yeah, we do.
这是Bed Bath & Beyond的优惠券 It's for Bed Bath & Beyond.
我们接受 We do.
哦，杰夫，我们周三晚上关门，去看哈蒂的足球赛 Oh, Jeff. We're closing Wednesday night for Hattie's soccer match.
好的，我们当然要去 Right. Of course we are.
再见，杰弗里！记住你爱我 Bye, Jeffrey! Remember that you love me.
午餐忙吗？ Busy lunch?
无人问津 Untroubled by humanity.
也许是名字的问题 Maybe it's the name.
叫"我们得了衣原体"怎么样？ How about "We've Got Chlamydia"?
很上口 It's catchy.
那么，我们在哪里和我们了不起的美国朋友见面？ So, where are we meeting our wonderful American friends?
- 巴里！ - 他们在那儿 - Barry! - There they are.
怎么了，伙计？我刚才还担心呢 What's up, buddy? I was worried.
- 你们迟到了 - 抱歉 - You guys are late. - Sorry.
你们就是这样输掉独立战争的，对吧？ That's how you lost the Revolutionary War, am I right?
终于把你们请来了 Finally we got you here.
- 当然 - 看看这个 - Sure. - Check this out.
我们开始吧，混蛋 Let's do this, motherfucker.
其实我不应该这么做的 I'm actually not supposed to do that.
来吧 Come on.
好吧，这是我来这里永远无法习惯的一件事 Okay. This is something I will never get used to here.
没事的，会很有趣的 It's fine. It'll be fun.
哦，该死！ Oh, fuck!
给你们办好登记了 Get you all checked in.
老鹰已经着陆 The eagles have landed.
- 嗨 - 哦，嘿 - Hi. - Oh, hey.
- 嗨！ - 嗨，莎莉 - Hi! - Hi, Sally.
他们都有自己的枪 They've all got their own guns.
他们确实有，妈的，没错，他们有 That they have. Fuck, yeah, they have.
嗨，各位，你们好吗？ Hi, guys. How are you?
我... 我需要你们知道 I... I need you to know.
我是反对枪支的 I am anti- gun.
我在这里是带着讽刺意味的 I am here ironically.
我这么做是为了表明反对枪支的立场 I am doing this as a statement against guns.
你想要一把格洛克吗？ Do you want a Glock?
我父亲实际上用这把枪打死过一个入侵者 My father actually killed an intruder with this one.
或者我有一把漂亮的史密斯威森可以借给你 Or I have a beautiful Smith & Wesson you could borrow.
好的，我想我就选这把已经杀过人的黑色美人吧 Yes. I think I'll take this black beauty that's already killed someone.
其实，我给你准备了点东西 Actually, I got you something.
你在这里十年了，是时候了 You've been here ten years. It was time.
我... 哇 I'm... Wow.
- 哇，巴里 - 是的 - Wow. Barry. - Yeah.
这真是太贴心了 That is really sweet.
你没告诉过我你要这么做 You didn't tell me you were gonna do that.
- 不，我告诉过你，好几次 - 别咕哝了，宝贝 - Yeah, I did. A couple times. - Stop mumbling, babe.
总之，我们都讨厌枪支 Anyways, we all loathe guns.
但大家都有，你又能怎么办？ Everybody's got 'em so what are you gonna do?
总得保护自己 Gotta defend yourself.
对，小心点，扳机很轻 Right. Careful. It's got a hair trigger.
好的，完美的击倒顺序是：腹股沟、手肘、右眼，按这个顺序来 Okay, a perfect takedown is groin, elbow, right eye, in that order.
- 重心下沉 - 是的 - Sit into it. - Yup.
看那个！五枪，全打在喉结上 Look at that! Five shots. All to the larynx.
这让他很开心 It makes him so happy.
是啊，但那不是游戏规则，我说了先打腹股沟 Yeah. That wasn't the game. I said groin first.
哦，是的，但我改成了喉结，然后赢了 Oh, yeah. But I changed it to larynx and then won.
来吧，西奥和艾薇！ Come on Theo and Ivy!
- 好的 - 好的 - 'Kay. - Yeah.
这是我的射击距离 This is my distance.
对，快！他要逃走了！ Yes, quickly! He's getting away!
我的意思是，我真的很期待看到这栋建筑，西奥 I mean, I really cannot wait to see this building, Theo.
莎莉，谢谢 Sally. Thank you.
城里人都在谈论它 It's the talk of the town.
西奥·罗斯能否将我们的航海历史 Can Theo Rose encapsulate our maritime history
融入钢铁、混凝土和木材之中？ in steel, concrete, and wood?
你知道吗？我或许真的可以 You know what? I just might.
你知道那个岛是历史遗址吗？ You know that island is a historic site?
有人提过 It's been mentioned.
别搞砸了，这个也有人提过吗？ Don't fuck it up. Has that been mentioned?
实际上，有，确实有个男人在街上对我们喊过这话 Actually, yeah, a man did shout that at us in the street.
是的 Yes.
我觉得设计图看起来非常漂亮，而且疯狂 I thought it looked crazy beautiful in the designs.
谢谢你，艾米 Thank you, Amy.
什么？我觉得它看起来有点敷衍，过于简单 What? I thought it looked a little half- assed and simplistic
试图用某种有趣的形式来呈现加州的历史 in its attempt to render California's history in some fun form.
无意冒犯 No offense.
- 还有人有同感吗？ - 罗里 - Is anyone else getting that? - Rory.
不介意，因为你错得实在太离谱了 None taken, due to the fact that you are so very, very wrong.
我觉得建筑应该是有趣的 I feel that buildings should be fun
让人感觉是临时的、混乱的、有活力的，而且是美丽的 and feel temporary and chaotic and alive and beautiful.
并且提醒我们，人类在最佳状态下能够做到什么，应该成为什么样子 And remind us of all that humans can and should be at our very best.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
我完全不同意，但是...祝你好运 Disagree with all of that. But... good luck.
我为你感到兴奋，西奥多 I'm excited for you, Theodore.
天哪，罗里，你怎么了？ Jesus. Rory, what's up with you?
- 没关系 - 他是我们家的客人 - It's okay. - He's our guest in my home.
- 怎么回事？ - 我以为我可以坦诚相待 - What's the deal? - I thought I could be honest.
建筑师对建筑师 Architect to architect.
这家伙可是个明星！ The guy's a star!
抱歉，我有点这样 Sorry. I kinda do this.
是的，我们为你感到兴奋，西奥 Yeah. We are excited for you, Theo.
我们一起工作的时候，我就想，"这家伙一定会做出些特别的事" When we worked together, I was like, "This guy is gonna do something special."
怎么？你怎么知道的？ How? How did you know?
也许在这件事之后你就会知道了 Maybe after this you will.
敬西奥，说得好 To Theo. Hear, hear.
是的，敬西奥 Yes. To Theo.
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
这有点奇怪 This is weird.
我应该 - 我应该接个电话 I should - I should get this.
- 什么？ - 我们离开这里吧 - What? - Let's get out of here.
好的 Okay.
哦，天哪 Oh, God.
天啊，那真是... 真是挺严重的 Jiminy Cricket. That's pretty... pretty serious.
不，我们会的，是的 No, we will. Yeah.
我们 - 我们得走了 We - we've got to go.
- 一切都好吗？ - 什么？ - Everything okay? - What?
嗯... 几年前在英格兰... Well... a few years ago in England...
我们帮助过一个越狱的逃犯，他当时躲在荒野里 we helped an escaped convict who was hiding out on the moors.
我们给他食物，给他读十四行诗，然后他就消失了，噗的一声 We gave him food, read him sonnets, and then he was gone. Poof.
但是，显然，他现在出现在我们在这里的家了 But, apparently, he's turned up at our home here,
他背着一背包可卡因，还带着一把剑 and he has a rucksack full of coke and a sword.
所以... 我们会打给你们的 So... we'll call you.
好吧，如果需要帮忙处理可卡因，告诉我们一声 Well, let us know if you need help with the coke.
真的吗？一背包可卡因和一把剑？ Really? A rucksack full of coke and a sword?
谢谢你为我撒这么烂的谎 Thank you for lying so badly for me.
为了你，亲爱的，做什么都行 For you, dear, anything.
我相信这是真的 I do believe that's true.
确实是真的 It really is.
在东湾海事博物馆，建筑师西奥·罗斯 In the East Bay Maritime Museum, architect Theo Rose
创造了一种新的形式 has created a new form,
一种开创性的设计，旨在颂扬那些水手 a groundbreaking design that celebrates those sailors
他们曾探索未知领域 who quested into the unknown.
当他们从加利福尼亚驶向广阔海洋时 And as they sailed from California into the open sea
带着勇气和对可能性的好奇心... with courage and curiosity about what was possible...
嗯，我觉得这栋建筑也必须做到同样的事 Well, I felt that the building had to do the same.
他来了 There he is.
西奥！ Theo!
了不起的建筑，伙计 Amazing building, buddy.
你即将在地球上留下不可磨灭的印记 You are about to leave an indelible mark on the earth.
哦，老兄，谢谢你 Oh, man. Thank you.
是的，你知道，不是每个人都能做到的 Yeah. Not everyone does, you know.
大多数人只是处理文件、闲聊、过着乏味的性生活 Most people just push paper and small talk, have dull sex.
留不下任何痕迹 Leave nary a dent.
这让人不禁想问，意义何在？ Makes you wonder. What's the point?
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
哦，是的，我很好，很好 Oh, yeah. I'm great. Great.
- 我好像是在播客之类的地方听到的 - 好的 - I heard that on a podcast or something. - Okay.
我当时想，"谢天谢地那不是我！" I was like, "Thank God that's not me!"
突发新闻：一场历史性风暴袭击北加州 Breaking news: A historic storm hits Northern California.
主要高速公路关闭 Major freeways are shut down
由于整个地区出现强风和暴雨 due to high winds and torrential rains across the region.
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
等一下 Just a sec.
他们关闭了高速公路，所以把车流都引到这条路上了 They closed the freeway, so they are funneling traffic down this road.
我的意思是，是真正的顾客 I mean, actual customers.
该死 Shit.
是她 That's her.
请原谅我说粗话，但风帆被风吹起的样子 Pardon my French, but the way that the wind catches the sail
真是异想天开到不行 is whimsical as fuck.
是的 Yeah.
是艾薇 It's Ivy.
- 你好 - 有客人来了 - Hello. - People are here.
《旧金山纪事报》的美食评论家来了 The San Francisco Chronicle food critic is here.
太棒了 That's amazing.
不，两者都不是什么好事 No. Neither is amazing.
有客人来是坏事 People here is bad.
她来了更糟 Her being here is badder.
你嗑药了？ Are you stoned?
是的 Yeah.
那东西在弯曲吗？ Is that bending?
听着，你能做到的 Look. You can do this.
不，我不同意，我可能会... No, I disagree. I think I might...
我可能会在厨房放火，让火势蔓延到餐厅 I might set a fire in the kitchen and let it break into the dining room,
然后他们就都会离开了 and then they'll all leave.
没事的，我能搞定，我能搞定 It's okay. I've got this. I've got this.
亲爱的，任何评论都伤害不了一家每周只接待30位客人的生意 My darling, no review can hurt a business that only does thirty covers a week.
这倒是个好观点 That's actually a good point.
就像你为我做饭那样做就好 Just cook like you do for me.
就像我想让她和我上床那样 Like I'm trying to make her fuck me.
对！ Yeah!
对，好的 Yeah, okay.
我爱你 I love you.
永远别离开我，但如果你要离开，离开的时候能杀了我吗？ Never leave me, but when you do, will you kill me on the way out?
我会的 Will do.
好的，谢谢，再见 Okay, thank you. Bye.
不 No.
哦，我的天！ Oh, my God!
那东西要掉下来了！ That shit is coming down.
会没事的，会好的 It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be okay.
那是帆，设计出来就是要动的 It's a sail. It was built to move.
- 它不会掉下来的 - 我觉得可能会 - It's not gonna fall. - I think it might.
它不会掉下来的，不，不，别拍了，各位！ It's not gonna fall. No, no. Stop filming, guys!
可爱的地方 Cute place.
先吃这个，再吃那个 Eat that first and then that.
把那个挤在那个上面，这是我自制的盐 Squeeze that on that. And that's salt I made.
我第一次尝的时候高潮了，不保证你也会 I came when I first tried it. No promises for you.
性欲是广泛而特殊的，但是... Sexuality's vast and idiosyncratic but...
吃完就走，好了，再见 Eat and go. Okay, bye.
会没事的，它不会掉下来的 It's gonna be okay. It's not gonna fall.
- 住手！住手！ - 别拍我朋友！ - Stop! Stop! - Don't film my friend!
别拍了！说真的，别拍了！ Don't film! Seriously. Don't film!
拜托！别拍了！ Come on! Quit it!
哦，我的天！ Oh, my God!
哦，不！ Oh, no!
西奥！ Theo!
- 好了，拜托！别拍了！ - 它不会掉下来的 - All right, come on! Don't film! - It's not gonna fall.
好吗？住手！ All right? Stop!
它不会掉下来的 It's not gonna fall.
天啊！来人啊！求你们了！ Jesus Christ! Somebody! Please!
住手 Stop.
拜托，各位，这一点也不好笑 Come on, guys. It's not funny.
嗨！ Hi!
该死！不，不，不！ Fuck! No, no, no!
你还在看那个吗？你整晚都没睡 Are you still watching that? You've been up all night.
- 帮帮我！别他妈拍我了！ - 可能吧 - Help me! Don't fucking film me! - Possibly.
那东西要掉下来了 That shit is coming down.
你别再看那个了 You need to stop watching that.
我不明白，它本应该撑住的 I don't understand it. It should have held.
那只是一场反常的风暴 It was just a freak storm.
我打赌是用了该死的廉价钢材，或者... 别的什么？ Cheap fucking steel, I bet, or... something?
我的意思是，我确实想让它有动感，但没他妈想让它扬帆起航啊 I mean, I wanted it to have movement, just not fucking set sail.
我知道，你确定你没事吗？ I know. Are you sure you're all right?
嗯，嗯，我没事的 Yeah. Yeah. I'll be fine.
你知道，就像水从鸭背上滑落，只是人生路上的一个小颠簸 You know, water off a duck's back. Just a bump in the road.
抱歉，你刚才想告诉我什么，我听到你在大喊 Sorry. You wanted to tell me something. I heard you yelling.
没什么，想不起来了 Nothing. Can't recall.
你的评论，怎么样了？ Your review. How is it?
现在不值得读 It's not really worth reading.
在你经历这些的时候不合适 Not while you're going through this.
艾薇 Ivy.
- 这太棒了 - 只是一篇愚蠢的评论而已 - This is amazing. - It's just a dumb review.
这和你的情况一样，亲爱的 It's the same thing as your thing, my darling.
明天就会被遗忘的 It's gonna be forgotten tomorrow.
今天的新闻，明天的鱼和薯条 Today's news, tomorrow's fish and chips.
他没事吧？我的意思是，他说了什么？ Is he all right? I mean, what's he say?
他没怎么说话，而且问起来似乎不太礼貌 He doesn't really, and it seems rude to ask.
你是他妻子 You're his wife.
而且你通常不介意表现得粗鲁 And you don't usually mind being rude.
他崩溃了，也很尴尬 He's crushed and embarrassed,
我不想让他谈论这个，让情况更糟 and I don't wanna make it worse by making him talk about it.
你说过我们可以去小棚屋吃午饭的 You said we could go have lunch at the shack.
走吧，爸爸 Come on, Dad.
好的，我去换衣服 Okay. I'll go get dressed.
我的天 My God.
你需要出来一下 You need to come out here.
哦，天哪！嗨！ Oh, my gosh! Hi!
他们想要什么？ What do they want?
食物 Food.
你的食物 Your food.
你知道我们应该做什么吗？我们应该来个小合唱 You know what we should do? We should have a little sing along.
当然 Sure.
我们唱... "香蕉"？ Let's sing... "Bananas"?
- 好的 - 当然 - Yeah. - Definitely.
哦，我知道了，歌剧怎么样？ Oh, I know. How about opera?
- 不，非常抱歉 - 那是19号吗？ - No. I'm so sorry. - Is that one nine?
网站崩溃了 The website crashed.
- 预订什么时候的？ - 我们已经订满两个月了 - Reservation for when? - We're booked out for two months.
不，我非常抱歉 No, I am so sorry.
我们可以每周多营业几天 We could open for more than three days a week.
好的。明白了。哇哦。 Right. Okay. Wow.
我现在看哪儿都像有小费，搞得我像个脱衣舞娘似的 I am just seeing tips everywhere, like I am a stripper
就像我是个脱衣舞娘，而且城里在开大会 and a convention is in town.
上菜，杰弗里 Service, Jeffrey.
来了！ Coming!
你好 Hello
你好，西奥 Hello, Theo.
嗨，戴夫 Hi, Dave.
嗨... 老板，你怎么样？ Hi... boss. How you doing?
谢天谢地没人受伤，你还好吗？ Thank God no one was hurt. Are you okay?
不，我没事，我... 我会恢复过来的 No, I'm okay. I'm... I'll bounce back.
但不会和我们一起了 Not with us, you won't.
我告诉过你楼顶那个该死的帆很危险 I told you that dumb- ass sail on top of the building was dangerous.
工程师们把责任推到你身上 The engineers are blaming you.
总得有人为此负责 Someone's gotta go down for this.
看，就我个人而言，我为你感到难过 Look, personally, I feel for you.
我的意思是，有些人可能会想自杀 I mean, some people would be suicidal.
你会吗，爸爸？ Are you, Dad?
什么？不！ What? No!
自杀是什么？ What's suicidal?
他会杀死自己 He's gonna kill himself.
因为那栋楼？ Because of the building?
哦，该死，你和孩子们在一起吗？ Oh, shit. Are you with your kids?
听着... 别听他说的话，好吗？ Look... don't listen to what he said, okay?
好吗？我没事 All right? I'm fine.
只是一栋建筑而已 It is just a building.
我根本不在乎 I don't even care.
这就是它倒塌的原因吗？因为你不在乎？ Is that why it fell down? Because you didn't care?
不，我他妈付出了我的心血，它对我就是一切 No, I fucking gave my lifeblood to it. It was everything to me.
该死 Fuck.
天啊，那个该死的帆！ Jesus. That fucking sail!
他要自杀了吗？ Is he killing himself?
我看不见 I can't see.
孩子们 Kids.
- 嗨，妈妈！ - 嘿！ - Hi, Mom! - Hey!
哇！看看这地方！ Wow! Look at this place!
你为什么脏兮兮的，还缺了几撮头发？ Why are you dirty and missing clumps of hair?
我吗？奇怪 Am I? That's strange.
我开着车窗，风很大 I had the car window open. Strong wind.
其实是被解雇了 Got fired actually.
而且他想自杀，那我们会变成孤儿吗？ And he's suicidal. Would that make us orphans?
不，你们还有我 No, you'd still have me.
- 被解雇了？ - 走开 - Fired? - Shoo.
看，你很忙，我们先坐下吃饭，然后我去找新工作 Look, you're very busy. We'll sit down and eat and I'll look for a new job.
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
嗯，嗯，嗯，我没事，就像我奶奶说的 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I mean, it's like my grandma said,
"生活是残酷的，没人真的接受真实的你 "Life's cruel, nobody really wants you for who you are,
然后你在痛苦中死去，寻求永远不会到来的安慰" and then you die in pain seeking solace that will never come."
所以... 你知道，也许我的期望太高了 So... you know, maybe my expectations were too high.
哦，天哪 Oh, God.
你们卖内格罗尼酒吗，有没有限量？ Do you sell negronis, and is there a limit on how many one can drink?
去坐下，去坐下 Go sit down. Go sit down.
- 我要赢了 - 才不是 - I'm winnin'. - Nuh- uh.
就是 Yeah- huh.
告诉过你 Told you.
- 嗨，哦，各位 - 太棒了！ - Hi. Oh, guys. - Bravo!
好的，谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
非常感谢，谢谢光临 Thank you so much. Thanks for coming.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们爱你 They love you.
尴尬 Awkward.
不，我觉得很棒 No. I think it's great.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
- 你真的被解雇了吗？ - 是的 - Are you really fired? - Yeah.
哦，西奥，我很抱歉 Oh, Theo. I'm so sorry.
是的，好吧... Yes, well...
在你大获成功的时候，纠结这个没什么意义 No point dwelling on that when you are a huge hit.
我们应该纠结那个才对 We should be dwelling on that.
反正你也需要休息了 You needed a rest anyway.
而且我会休息很久，因为很长一段时间没人会雇我 And I'm going to get one because no one's going to hire me for a long time.
嗯，也许我可以增加营业天数，因为电话快被打爆了 Well, maybe I could open more often 'cause the phones are going crazy.
我可以做这个，暂时支付账单 I could do this and pay the bills for a bit.
就一段时间，你可以... 你可以照顾孩子 Just a bit. And you could... you could look after the kids.
我可以培养孩子，而不是建造房子 I could build children instead of houses.
我喜欢他们无拘无束的样子 I love how free they are.
嗯，好好享受吧，他们很快就会被逮捕的 Yeah, well, enjoy it. They're gonna get arrested soon.
我们就做一小段时间，不是永远 And we just do it for a little while. It's not forever.
也许我压抑自己的天才太久了 Maybe I've been resisting my genius for too long.
- 我一直都这么说 - 是的 - I've always said that. - Yeah.
没人能打败我们，西奥 No one can defeat us, Theo.
这个我也一直说 I've always said that, too.
祝你好运 Good luck.
服务员，服务员 Waiter. Waiter.
主厨 Chef.
- 你为什么不做？ - 我觉得必须你来做 - Why don't you do it? - I think you have to do it.
- 你负责 - 是的，他们想... - You're in charge. - Yeah. They want to...
他们想听你讲话 They want to hear from you.
嗨，我是艾薇，你们是员工 Hi. I'm Ivy, and you're the staff.
所以，我不是一个很讲究等级的人 So, I'm not a very hierarchical person.
所以，你们懂的 So, you know.
好好干 Be good.
好的，解散，太棒了 Okay. Dismissed. Brilliant.
我觉得很鼓舞人心 I thought it was inspiring.
就像奥巴马在房间里一样 Like Obama was in the room.
是的，看那个，不错 Yeah, look at that. Nice.
你好，孩子们 Hello, children.
爸爸在这里 Daddy's here.
我正在服务大家 I am facilitating people,
这是一种服务，而服务中有快乐 and that is a service, and there is joy in service.
没有那种压在我身上的沉重期望之石 There is not joy in the heavy rock of expectation for myself.
没有那种无休止地需要处于自我关注的自我中心 The endless need to be at the narcissistic center of my own navel.
那种我，我，我的网站之类的一切 The me, me, me dot com of it all.
我的建筑，我的天才，我的事业，我的自我价值 My building, my genius, my career, my self worth.
我的意思是，这种对成就的渴望是什么，它给我们带来了什么？ I mean, what is this thirst for achievement and where has it got us?
它就像一个盲目的巨人在跳舞 It's a blind giant dancing is what it is.
因为气候危机，被蹂躏的地球正在死亡 Cause a climate crisis, a dying raped earth,
不平等，标准化住宅，无休止的该死的发展 inequality, tract housing, endless fucking growth,
还有纸杯蛋糕自动售货机 and cupcake vending machines.
你想成为那其中的一部分吗，你这个有毒的男人 You want to be a part of that, you toxic fucking male,
带着你充满睾丸激素、充满野心、有毒的精液 with your testosterone- filled ambition- laced poison cum,
射在人类的脸上？ jizzing in the face of humanity?
不，不，我不想 No, no I do not.
他没事吧？ Is he okay?
我觉得这对他有帮助 I think it helps him.
我想成为变革的一部分 I want to be part of the change.
过来，我的宝贝们 Come here, my darlings.
我们会没事的 We are gonna be just fine.
不，比没事更好 No. More than fine.
冲刺跑，开始！ Wind sprints. Go!
左转，我的小虫子们！ Left turn, my little worms!
我需要柠檬 I need lemons.
有人能给我拿些柠檬吗？ Can someone get me some lemons?
- 您有预订吗？ - 出菜台上还有盘子没端走 - Do you have a reservation? - And there are still dishes on the pass.
我的汗都流进眼睛里了 And I am sweating into my eyeballs.
简！ Jane!
抱歉 Sorry.
显然，我赞赏你的热情 Obviously, I applaud your passion.
你应该知道这可能会导致结婚生子 You should know it could lead to marriage and children.
这大概违反了某些卫生条例 There's probably some hygiene by- law about this.
除了彼此，别碰任何其他东西 Just touch nothing else but each other.
好的，继续吧 Okay. As you were.
继续，干得好 Carry on. Well done.
太棒了！ Yass!
妈妈午餐生意很好 Mama had a good lunch.
134位客人 134 covers.
你他妈的大获成功 You are a big fucking success.
- 我确实是 - 你是 - I really am. - You are.
我需要更大的短裤了 I'm gonna need bigger shorts.
客人更多，钱也更多 More people, more money.
- 多么忙碌的一晚 - 是的 - What a night. - Yeah.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - Yup.
请您稍等一下好吗？ Could you just hold the line, please?
你愿意为《纽约杂志》拍写真吗？ Would you do a photo shoot for New York Magazine?
- 裸体吗？ - 我想不会 - Nude? - I don't think so.
不管怎样我都拍 I'll do it anyway.
- 现在我需要去休息了 - 去休息吧，妈妈 - Now I need to go and collapse. - Go rest, Mama.
嘿，孩子们！ Hey, guys!
我想你们了 I've missed you.
嗨，看我带来了什么 Hi. Look what I've got.
巧克力和黑莓蛋白霜冰淇淋三明治！ Chocolate and blackberry meringue ice cream sandwiches!
我们不能吃 We can't.
不行 No way.
什么？ What?
我们和爸爸签了合同 We signed a contract with Dad.
这比合同更有约束力 It's more commitment than a contract.
那倒是真的 That's true.
好吧 Right.
我们一边吃这些，一边讨论这有多荒谬吧 Let's eat these while we discuss the ridiculousness of that.
他说过她会这么做的 He said she'd do this.
我们礼貌地拒绝就好 We just politely decline.
我们礼貌地拒绝 We politely decline.
你让他们签了合同？ You made them sign a contract?
更像是一种承诺 It's more of a commitment.
他们是孩子，他们应该玩得开心 They're kids. They should be having fun.
嗯，为目标努力也是乐趣 Well, working towards a goal is fun.
不，午夜吃冰淇淋三明治才是乐趣 No. Ice cream sandwiches at midnight is fun.
当它是目标的敌人时就不是了 Not when it's the enemy of the goal.
你不能把他们"打入沉闷的顺从"，引用布考斯基的话 You can't beat them "into dank submission," to quote Bukowski.
你居然给他们读布考斯基？ You're reading Bukowski to them, by the way?
- 嗯... - 他们根本不懂那是什么意思 - Well... - They don't know what the fuck that means.
他们应该读《哈利波特》或者该死的苏斯博士 They should be reading Harry Potter or Dr. fucking Seuss.
你似乎有点过于激动了 You seem a touch overwrought.
我没想到我需要为孩子们的幸福而斗争 I didn't think I'd have to fight for the well being of my children.
我以为我可以信任你，用善良和培养的方式塑造他们 I thought I could trust you to mold them in a kind and fucking nurturing way.
好的，孩子们！ Okay. Kids!
嗨，你们真的不必再这样做了 Hi. You really don't have to keep doing this.
没关系，孩子们 It's okay, guys.
- 我们签了合同 - 更像是一种承诺 - We signed a contract. - It's more of a commitment.
是的，但你们不必遵守 Yeah, but you don't have to.
但那样制定它还有什么意义呢？ But then what's the point of making it?
那教会我们什么？ What does that teach us?
我的意思是，那是个该死的坏榜样 I mean, that's a fucking bad lesson.
- 哇！ - 哇！脏话从哪儿来的？ - Whoa! - Whoa! Where's the f- bomb coming from?
我刚听到你那样骂爸爸，说实话，听起来真他妈酷 I just heard you rain 'em in on Dad and, honestly, it sounded fucking cool.
不，一点都不 - 不，不酷 No, it fucking - No, it didn't.
好了，回去睡觉，你们两个 Okay. Back to bed, you two.
干得好，艾薇 Nice, Ivy.
我要去睡觉了 I'm going to bed.
看来性生活是没戏了？ Suppose the whole sex thing's off the table?
是的，直觉很准 Yeah. Well intuited.
来一场三小时毫无结果的循环争论怎么样？ How about a three- hour circular argument that goes nowhere?
好笑 Funny.
听着，我很抱歉，我应该告诉你的 Look, I'm sorry. I should have told you.
我们只是对待他们的方式不同 We just have different ways with them.
我想他们 I miss them.
嗯，我可以让他们明天跑到小棚屋去 Well, I could get them to run to the shack tomorrow.
他们需要跑个十二英里锻炼一下 They could do with the twelve mile hit out.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
他们奇怪地挺喜欢的 They weirdly quite like it.
好的，做爱 Okay. Sex.
但先让我高潮，这样我就能睡着了 But get me off first so then I can sleep.
你这甜言蜜语 You and your honeyed words.
感觉不错，对吧？ Feels good, right?
- 不！ - 不！ - No! - No!
痛苦只是软弱离开身体 Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
来，加油 Come. Come on.
我们快到了吗？ Are we almost there?
是的，两个孩子，他们真是小天使 Yeah. Two kids. They're heavenly creatures, really.
我偶尔会觉得他们可能会长出翅膀 I occasionally think they might sprout wings
然后显露出天使的真身，飞回天堂 and reveal themselves to be angels and then fly back to heaven.
张大卫真的会来吗？ Is David Chang really coming?
- 我想是的 - 哇 - I think so, yeah. - Wow.
你能把它稍微朝我这边倾斜一点吗？ Can you just tilt that towards me a little bit?
很好 Great.
哦，天啊，就像瘟疫一样 Oh, God. It's like a plague.
你找到的时候能给我看看吗？ Can you show me when you find some?
它们怎么死？ How do they die?
嗯，护发素会弄晕它们，然后我把它们从梳子上拿下来 Well, the conditioner stuns them, and then I take them off the comb
折断它们的背 and I break their backs.
真是太棒了 That's just awesome.
- 喂？ - 嗨！猜猜我在哪儿？ - Hello? - Hi! Guess where I am?
在外面，因为轮到你照顾孩子了 Outside 'cause it's your turn to look after the kids
半小时后帮他们做作业？ and help them with their homework in half an hour?
差远了，我在和张大卫一起飞往洛杉矶的私人飞机上 Not even close. I'm on a jet to LA with David Chang.
我们拍完照，他就说 We did the photo shoot and he was like,
"去他的！我们去洛杉矶和南希·西尔弗顿一起吃晚饭吧" "Fuck it! Let's go to LA and have dinner with Nancy Silverton."
- 对，太棒了 - 不是吗？然后 - Right. Amazing. - Isn't it? And then
我只要一些火腿和更多的香槟，谢谢？ Just some jamón and more champagne for me, please?
然后早上我们去马里布捕鱼，在海滩上烧烤 And then in the morning we're going to Malibu to catch fish and grill on the beach.
- 会发到我的Instagram上 - 记得关注 - It'll be on my Instagram. - Be sure to look out for it.
那么，你什么时候回来？明天？ So, you're coming home when? Tomorrow?
是的，我知道我应该先打电话问一下 Yeah. I know I should've rung and asked.
那样会比较好 That would've been nice.
然后我想，问什么？征求许可吗？ And then I thought, ask what? For permission?
因为我们只是想成为那种相爱 Because we just want to be the couple who love each other
并且允许彼此抓住生活给予的机会的夫妻 and allow each other to grasp the chances life gives us.
难道不是吗？ Do we not?
是的，反问句且是陷阱 Yes. Rhetorical and entrapment.
但是是的，是的，是的。不，不，我们当然是的，是的 But yes, yes, yes. No, no, of course we do. Yeah.
告诉我，亲爱的，你今天过得怎么样？孩子们好吗？ Tell me, darling. How was your day? And how are the kids?
嗯，邻居的狗在洗衣房拉屎了 Well, the neighbor's dog shat in the laundry.
孩子们头上长虱子了 The kids have got nits.
我的左眼在跳，因为我太累了 And my left eye is twitching 'cause I'm so freakin' tired,
- 我感冒了，但你知道 - - 抱歉，亲爱的，你说什么？ - I've got a head cold, but you know - - Sorry, darling. What did you say?
哦，不，没什么，没什么，你去玩得开心吧 Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing. You go have fun.
我爱你，爱你那颗宽宏大量的心 I love you and your big, generous heart.
谢谢 Thank you.
爱你们，孩子们！睡前打给你们 Love you, kids! Call you at bed time.
你为什么对她这么生气？ Why are you so cross at her?
因为我是个混蛋 Cause I'm a dick.
- 谢谢，利昂，再见 - 不客气 - Thanks, Leon. Bye. - You're welcome.
别当混蛋，别当混蛋 Don't be a dick. Don't be a dick.
别当混蛋，为她高兴 Don't be a dick. Be happy for her.
嘿，亲爱的 Hey, my darling.
- 嘿，在那儿 - 你好 - Hey, there. - Hello.
多么棒的夜晚，我玩得太开心了 What a night. I had so much fun.
我不记得上次这么开心是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time I had fun.
对，太棒了，开心，太棒了 Right, that's awesome. Fun. It's awesome.
还能和很棒的人聊天，那些做事的人，你知道吗？ And just amazing people to talk to. People who do stuff, you know?
思考事情，了不起的事情 Think stuff. Amazing stuff.
就在这个世界上，做着事情 Just out in the world, doing stuff.
真的吗？ Really?
刚才那是什么语气？ Was that a tone?
不，只是我花了一个小时洗的衣服 No, it's just washing that I spent an hour on.
我从机场回来的路上一直想着要和你做爱 I thought about shagging you all the way back from the airport.
好的，确实，是的 Good. Indeed. Yes.
只是... It's just...
我累死累活地工作 I'm working my ass off.
哦，真的吗？你想做那个而不是和我做爱？ Oh, really? You want do that instead of do me?
因为我也努力工作 Cause I also work hard.
而且我感激你的付出 And I appreciate it.
- 是吗？ - 是的，我感激 - Do you? - Yes, I do.
我说我累死累活工作的时候，你说你感激了吗？ Did you say I appreciate it when I said I've been working my ass off?
没有，所以问题变成了：你真的感激吗？ No. So, the question becomes: Do you?
是的，我感激，亲爱的 Yes, I appreciate it, darling.
感觉有点平淡，就像... Seemed a little lackluster, like...
我不知道，也许你是被迫的 I don't know, maybe you were forced into it.
我玩得开心，就这样，你嫉妒我吗？ I had fun, that's all. Do you begrudge me that?
很高兴你玩得开心，真他妈棒 Glad you had fun. Fucking awesome.
我给你买了这些 I got you these.
- 你去了鲍勃家 - 是的 - You went to Bob's. - Yeah.
我特地绕了一个半小时的路，穿过洛杉矶拥堵的交通，就为了给你买鲍勃的甜甜圈 An hour and a half out of my way through LA rush hour to get you Bob's Donuts.
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
我知道我欠考虑，真是个混蛋 Thoughtless of me, I know. What a bitch.
这对你来说是个巨大的胜利，是吧？ This is a massive fucking victory for you, isn't it?
哦，我他妈太知道了 Oh, I fucking know it.
我很抱歉，我很抱歉 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
因为我嫉妒，我嫉妒你玩得开心 It's because I was jealous and I was begrudging your fun,
这样不好，不性感 which is not cool, not sexy.
我知道，没关系 I know. It's okay.
吃吧，小宝贝，然后我们来点糖衣性爱 Eat up, buttercup. And then we're gonna have some sugar- crusted sex.
那是我的吗？不，是你的，是简 Is that mine? No, it's yours. It's Jane.
她说："你买到鲍勃的甜甜圈了吗？那个甜甜圈冰淇淋的主意太棒了" She said, "Did you get the Bob's Donuts? That donut ice cream idea is brilliant."
"我们上午十点在测试厨房试试，亲亲" "Let's test- kitchen it at ten a.m. Kiss, kiss."
是的 Yeah.
嗯，不，因为它们是给你的，但第一个 - 第一个想法是你 Well, no, 'cause they're for you, but the first - the first idea was you
然后第二个想法是 - 是冰淇淋的想法，但是 and then the second idea was the - was the ice cream idea, but
当然 For sure.
当然 42, 43,
~ 44, 45, 46, 47,
~ 48, 49, 50.
我喜欢他们的炫酷饰品 I like their bling.
他们 literally 从不摘下来 They literally never take them off.
为什么要摘呢，当你是州冠军的时候？ Why would you when you're state champions?
我说，尽情享受荣耀吧 Revel in the glory, I say.
我们正在享受！ We are!
不过总有一天，荣耀会结束，然而... Though one day, the glory will end, however...
训练永不停歇！ The work goes on!
我得说，你们俩看起来状态不太好 I gotta say, you guys don't seem great.
是的，这里的能量非常不和谐 Yeah. Very discordant energies here.
- 对吧？ - 是的，对 - Right? - Yeah. Right.
这很直观，巴里 That was intuitive, Barry.
- 谢谢，宝贝 - 说得对 - Thanks, babe. - That was good.
那么，情况有多糟，西奥？ So, how bad is it, Theo?
什么？ What?
这... 一切都很好 It's... Everything's great.
你知道，小棚屋大获成功，孩子们也表现得很出色 You know, the shack's a monster success, and the kids are killing it.
他们不让自己停止训练 They won't actually let themselves stop a workout
直到头晕呕吐为止 until they're dizzy and throwing up.
- 所以那是... 那是奉献精神 - 是的 - So that's... that's commitment. - Yeah.
而且我实际上 - 我真的很喜欢这样 And I'm actually - I'm really loving it.
是的 Yeah.
但你仍然是个失败者，女人不喜欢那样 But you are still a failure. Women don't like that.
- 我感觉有麻烦 - 同感 - I sense trouble. - Same.
是的，是的 Yeah. Yeah.
如果你需要依靠的肩膀... 或者大腿 If you need a shoulder... or an inner thigh to lean on.
是的 Yeah.
什么？ What?
巴尔，我在开玩笑 Barr, I'm kidding.
我会和你上床的 I will fuck you.
艾薇和我很好 Ivy and I are just fine.
关系很紧张，对吧？ It's intense, right?
- 他们是怎么 - - 我不知道 - How did they - - I don't know.
怎么做到的？ How?
那么，一切都好吗？ So, is everything okay?
什么？是的，为什么这么问？ What? Yeah, why?
你们之间似乎有一种潜在的不满情绪 There just seems an undercurrent of discontent between you.
那暗流都能浮起一艘船了 You could float a boat in that current.
什么？真的吗？嗯，我太忙了，没注意到 What? Really? Well, I'm so busy, I haven't noticed.
艾薇，你必须珍惜和滋养一段关系 Ivy. You must cherish and nourish a relationship.
你不是在我们的停车场给随机卡车司机口交吗？ Don't you blow random truck drivers in our car park?
在那十分钟里... And for that ten minutes...
...我珍惜并且滋养他们 ...I cherish and I nourish them.
我们很好 We're fine.
- 大家都觉得 - - 我们恨对方？ - Everybody seems to think - - We hate each other?
嗯，"潜在的不满"是原话，但是的，疯了 Well, "undercurrent of discontent," was the phrase, but yes. Crazy.
我想有时候我确实恨你 I suppose sometimes I do hate you.
好笑 Funny.
不，说真的 No, seriously.
- 什么？ - 你没有那种感觉吗？ - What? - Don't you have that?
当你全身被一阵阵令人眩晕的仇恨浪潮席卷时？ When your whole body is seized by dizzying waves of fucking hatred?
天啊！ Jesus!
真的吗？你没有那种感觉？ Really? You don't have that?
我以为结婚的人都有 I thought we all did, married people.
而且，你知道，你只需要让它过去 And, you know, you just have to let it go.
它就会像太平洋海滩上某个地方破碎的波浪一样过去 And it'll pass like a wave crashes somewhere on a beach in the Pacific.
我的意思是，别往心里去 I mean, put aside taking it personally.
别在意你对我的那种令人眩晕的仇恨？ Put aside the dizzying hatred you have for me?
偶尔的、令人眩晕的仇恨 Sporadic dizzying hatred.
你真的对我完全没有那种感觉吗？ You really don't feel like that about me at all?
嗯，我 - 前几天我确实想过 Well, I - The other day I did think
如果查尔斯·曼森邀请我去野餐，如果你也邀请我去野餐 if Charles Manson invited me on a picnic and if you invited me on a picnic,
我会跟查理去 I'd go with Charlie.
查尔斯·曼森 Charles Manson.
是的，状态好的时候的查尔斯·曼森 Yeah, Charles Manson on a good day.
什么，是和沙滩男孩一起即兴演奏的日子 What, a jamming with the Beach Boys day
而不是策划一场谋杀狂欢的日子？ as opposed to plotting a murderous rampage day?
别往心里去 Don't take it personally.
曼森 Manson.
是的，你说得对，我想我们俩都有那种感觉 Yeah, you're right. I think we both have it.
对 Right.
你觉得我们应该试着找出我们为什么有那种感觉吗？ Do you think we should try and find out why we have it?
嗯，不，如果这是正常的，就不用了，不，不 Well, no, not if it's normal, no. No.
对，好吧 Right. Okay.
这太费劲了，太费劲了 It's work. It's too much work.
还有孩子们，我的意思是，我爱他们 And the kids. I mean, I love them,
但他们正在榨干我的灵魂 but they are draining the marrow of my fucking soul.
而且我 - 我仍然爱我们 And I - I still love us.
哦，我恨除了我们之外的每个人 Oh, I hate everyone but us.
我也是，我想你 Me too. I miss you.
我想你 I miss you.
我们应该做点什么 We should do something.
是私奔吗？ Is it run away?
没有孩子，没有工作 No kids. No work.
纽约，就你和我 New York. Just you and me.
一想到这个我就觉得兴奋 I feel giddy at the thought of it.
干杯 Cheers.
我好累 I'm so tired.
睡吧 Sleep.
不，我想和你在一起 No, I want to be with you.
睡吧 Sleep.
我抱着你呢 I've got you.
西奥 Theo.
嗨！ Hi!
莎莉 Sally.
- 你好 - 你好吗？ - Hello. - How are you?
我非常好，谢谢你，是的 I am really good, thank you, yes.
- 你... 你好吗？ - 好极了 - How... how are you? - Amazing.
我正在为硅谷的一家科技公司 I'm just designing this psychotic new campus
设计一个疯狂的新园区 for one of the tech firms in Silicon Valley.
- 哇 - 是的 - Wow. - Yeah.
那... 那太棒了 That's... that's great.
是的，你呢？ Yeah. You?
自由职业 Freelancing.
那很酷 That's cool.
哦，天啊，那个该死的视频 Oh, my God. That fucking video.
"它不会掉下来的" "It's not going to fall."
"它 - 它不会掉下来的" "It's - It's not going to fall."
太 - 太 - 太好笑了 So - So - So funny.
太久以前的事了，我其实已经忘了 So long ago, I've actually forgotten about it.
我想大多数人都忘了 I think most people have.
没人忘，老兄 No one has, man.
- 我的意思是，在我们这行没人忘 - 我 - I mean, not in our business. - I
别光说你的事了，看看这个 Enough about you. Check this out.
你想知道预算吗？ Do you wanna know the budget?
- 当然，当然 - 我不能告诉你 - Sure. Sure. - I can't tell you.
该死 Fuck.
该死！ Fuck!
你里面没事吧？ You all right in there?
你好，请来两杯苏格兰威士忌 Hello, there. I'd like two Scotches, please.
我听到有声音 I heard a noise.
有声音吗？我们有危险吗？ Was there a noise? Are we in danger?
- 不，我 - - 哦，那就好 - No, I - - Oh, a relief.
那么，两杯苏格兰威士忌？ So, two Scotches?
我应该叫醒她吗？ Should I wake her?
在一段体贴的婚姻里 In a thoughtful marriage,
好伴侣会在对方睡觉时喝掉对方的酒 a good partner drinks the other's drink while they sleep.
我想她还会再要一杯 I think she'll have another.
我也是 As will I.
- 先生，请住手！ - 把它... 还回来！ - Sir, please! - Give it... back!
不！先生，我再问你最后一次 No! Sir, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
- 还回来！ - 不，先生，请住手！ - Give it back! - No, sir, please!
- 她偷了我的设计图 - 怎么回事？西奥？ - She's stolen my drawings. - What's going on? Theo?
她偷了我的设计图，然后把它们扔进了垃圾桶 She stole my drawings and then threw them in the trash.
- 我只是在做我的工作 - 你的工作不是让东西消失 - I was just doing my job. - Your job is not to make things disappear.
天啊，西奥，你醉得多厉害？ Jesus, Theo, how drunk are you?
天啊你自己醉得厉害实际上 Jesus yourself drunk actually.
什么？ What?
看到了吧？告诉过你 You see? Told you.
哦，谢天谢地，你有电击枪吗？ Oh, thank God. Have you got a taser?
宿醉怎么样？ How's the hangover?
分散了我对羞辱的注意力 Distracting me from the humiliation.
抱歉发生了所有那些事 Sorry about all that.
没关系 It's fine.
晚餐还有几个小时 Dinner's not for a few hours.
奥利·达布斯看到了我的Instagram Ollie Dabbous saw my Instagram
邀请我去他的快闪店，然后晚餐八点才开始 and has invited me to his pop- up and then dinner's not till eight.
哦，不 Oh, no.
我希望你能来 I'd love it if you came.
你... 你去吧，亲爱的 You... you go, darling.
它们很有趣，所以会是乐趣，不是工作 They're so much fun, so it would be fun, not work.
我 - 我想 I - I think
我想我就，你知道... I think I'm gonna just, you know...
...去关心一个我并不真正在意的高尔夫分数 ...catch up with a golf score that I don't really care about.
看，去享受追捧吧，玩得开心，晚餐时见 Look, go be fanned, have fun. I'll see you at dinner.
好的，晚餐前回来 Okay. Back by dinner.
好的，我们今天晚些时候不会接吻了 Okay. We won't be kissing later today.
那真是太漂亮了 That's just too pretty.
太神奇了 That's amazing.
是的，是的，是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
你建了一些他妈的很棒的建筑 You built some lovely fucking buildings.
为你高兴 Good for you.
谢谢！ Thank you!
- 谢谢 - 好了，女士 - Thank you. - All right, lady.
西奥！ Theo!
西奥尼 Theony.
西奥多勒斯，西奥 Theodorus. Theo.
嘿 Hey.
生活总会给你一些打击 Life throws some hits.
有人倒下了 People go down.
有些人站起来，有些人没有，然后你突然意识到 Some get up and some don't and that's when you suddenly go,
"哦，该死，我是那些站不起来的之一" "Oh, shit. I got one of the ones that don't get up."
不，我会为了我们的孩子站起来 No, I do get up for our children.
在深夜和清晨 In the middle of the night and in the morning
别像个娘们似的抱怨，只是一句评论而已 Don't be a little bitch about it. It was just a comment.
我要吐了 I'm gonna be sick.
漂亮 Beautiful.
总之... 我不想小题大做 Anyway... I don't wanna make a deal of it.
但我他妈受够了它在我们生活的背景里挥之不去 But I am fucking done having it running in the back of our lives.
你失败了，所以要么克服它，要么掌控它 You failed, so either get over it or get on top of it.
好的，会照办的 Okay, will do.
就在这儿躺会儿 Just gonna lie down here.
是的，你躺吧 Yeah, you do that.
我会尽量忍住不往你身上扔重物 I'll try to resist dropping something heavy on you.
蠢货混蛋，艾薇 Fuck- headed idiot, Ivy.
快去道歉 Just go and apologize.
醉鬼混蛋 Drunken idiot.
天啊 Jesus.
我的意思是，期望一个人在一段漫长的婚姻中 I mean, it's a lot of pressure and slightly unrealistic
完美地、有分寸地表达自己的想法 to expect a person to perfectly articulate their thoughts
压力很大，而且有点不切实际 in a measured way in a long marriage.
这... 这是"对不起"的意思吗？ Is... Is that a "sorry"?
是的，同时也是一种哲学思考 Yes and also a philosophical musing.
对不起，我不想再说话了 I'm sorry, I don't want to talk anymore.
看来很成熟 Seems mature.
这些孩子有任何像样的衣服吗？ Do these kids have any actual clothes?
我喜欢这些 I love these.
梦想之家 Dream house.
谢谢 Thank you.
也许我们应该换回来 Maybe we should switch back.
我们一直打算换回来的 We always intended to.
你知道，我 - 我会回去工作 You know, I - I'll go back to work,
你可以回去做你一直喜欢做的事 and you can go back to what you always love doing,
晚上为十一个人做饭，在海边抽大麻 cooking for eleven people in an evening and smoking joints by the sea.
你能找到工作吗？ Can you get a job?
哇 Whoa.
我的意思是，那是中性的、寻求信息的方式 I mean that in a neutral information- seeking way.
嗯，我想我得从头开始 Well, I'd have to start at the bottom again, I guess.
你知道吗？ You know?
无法忍受这个想法，但我会的，我必须这样做 Can't bear the thought of it, but I will, I must,
因为那是我注定要做的事 because that is what I was meant to do.
顺便说一下，我在纽约遇到一个人，他想成为股权合伙人 By the way, I met someone in New York who wants to become an equity partner
开更多餐厅，像张大卫那样 and open more restaurants like David Chang.
是的 Yeah.
所以，你... 你不想换回来了 So, you... you don't want to swap back.
作为一个女权主义者，我不能 As a feminist, I can't.
作为一个热爱自己工作 And as someone who loves their job
并且沉迷于公众崇拜的人，我不能 and is addicted to public adoration, I can't.
对，所以我需要这个，你需要那个 Right. So I need this and you need that.
所以必须有人为婚姻做出牺牲，但是... So someone has to sacrifice themselves on the altar of the marriage, but...
...会是谁呢？ ...who's it gonna be?
除非 Unless
哦，天啊，你喜欢那个意味深长的停顿吗？ Oh, my God, did you love that pregnant pause?
我不确定你是否会让步，你刚才打算让步吗？ I wasn't sure if you were gonna give in. Were you gonna give in?
- 我 - - 嗯，最好别回答 - I - - Well, no, best not to answer.
所以，我看到了一个可能对我们有帮助的东西 So, I've seen something which I think might help us.
来吧 Come on.
- 快到了 - 好的 - Nearly there. - Okay.
好的 Okay.
好的，停在那里 Okay, stop there.
好的，看 Okay, look.
哇 Wow.
我要你为我们建造有史以来最棒的房子 I want you to build us the most amazing house ever.
这里？现在？ Here? Now?
那我的自我消亡和我那糟糕的工作呢？ What about my ego death and my shitty job?
还有慢慢重回正轨和我的救赎呢？ And slowly working back and having my redemption?
那向世界展示你是个天才呢？ What about showing the world you're a genius?
还有向你证明我不是个失败者呢？ And you that I'm not a failure.
你生来就是为了建造东西 You were born to build things.
我们买得起这个吗？ Can we afford this?
如果我扩张生意，就可以 If I do my expansion we can.
艾薇，这真是... Ivy, this is...
说吧，我觉得我值得听 Go on, say it. I think I've earned it.
哇！ Wow!
我们应该随时都能看到大海 And we should be able to see the sea all the time.
当然 Of course.
一，二，三，四 One, two, three, four.
一，二... One, two...
- 保持节奏！ - ...三，四 - Keep it going! - ...three, four.
西奥！ Theo!
哦，哇 Oh, wow.
- 我 - - 这会很棒的 - I - - This is gonna be amazing.
- 很美，不是吗？ - 开什么玩笑？ - It's pretty beautiful, isn't it? - Are you kidding me?
艾薇把你的蛋蛋找回来了 Ivy gave you your balls back.
这确实感觉像第二次机会 It does feel like a second chance.
- 是的 - 你知道，当我29岁的时候 - Yeah. - You know, when I was 29,
我被诊断出患有自身免疫性疾病 I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder.
是的，那太糟糕了，我... 我失去了理智 Yeah. It was awful, I... I lost my mind.
- 我在性方面行为不端，那是... - 宝贝，我们谈过这个了 - I was acting out sexually, it was... - Babe, we've talked about this.
慢性酵母菌感染不是自身免疫性疾病 Chronic yeast infections are not an autoimmune disorder.
嗯，那还是很伤人，巴尔 Well, it still stung, Barr.
重点是，西奥，就是这样了 The point is, Theo, this is it.
你将重置一切，搞定它，然后从此幸福地生活 You're gonna reset everything, nail it, and live happily ever after.
只想造出配得上艾薇的东西，你知道 Just wanna make something worthy of Ivy, you know,
让她知道我不是一个他妈的大错误 so she knows that I wasn't a massive fucking mistake.
- 对 - 真贴心 - Right. - That's so sweet.
让我抱抱你，过来 Let me give you a hug. Come here.
你这个小可爱。 You sweet thing.
- 有人需要个拥抱。 - 谢谢。 - Someone needs a hug. - Thank you.
是啊，这个——事情好像已经超出拥抱的范畴了。 Yes, this - Things seem to be deviating from hug territory.
我们要开放婚姻了。 We're opening the marriage.
那个还在商量呢，笨蛋。 That's still under negotiation, knucklehead.
亲爱的？ Babe?
亲爱的。 Babe.
我在家里。我们什么时候再开芝加哥分店？ I'm just at the house. When do we open Chicago again?
四点你要和他们通电话。 You have a call with them at four.
还有，我把这周的家用账单发给你了， Also, I'm sending you this week's house bills,
如果我可以发表点个人看法的话…… and if I may provide personal commentary...
天啊，你得管管他。 Fuck, man. You have to rein him in.
但我想让他试试看，我是说—— But I want him to have his shot. I mean
- 哦，该死！ - 就是啊。 - Oh, fuck! - Exactly.
两万八买爱尔兰苔藓，西奥？ Twenty- eight grand for Irish moss, Theo?
是的，是用于西侧屋顶的。 Yeah, it's for the west side roof.
美国难道没有苔藓吗？ Does America not have moss?
嗯，爱尔兰苔藓的绿色真是与众不同。 Well, the green of the Irish moss is something to behold.
你看，支付这爱尔兰苔藓所需的钞票， Look, the green it takes to pay for the Irish moss
也同样与众不同啊。 is also something to behold.
我们需要它，它对整体构想至关重要。 We need it. It is integral for the vision.
你明白我们没有无限的资金吧？ Do you understand that we do not have unlimited money?
我给你看过厨房外面那个玻璃罩里的树的设计了吗？ Did I show you the tree enclosed in a glass case off the kitchen idea?
这太刻薄了。 That's mean.
哦，我的天。 Oh, my God.
混蛋！ Wanker!
艾薇…… Ivy...
这三块瓷砖，你……你喜欢哪一块的样子？ which of these three tiles do you... do you like the look of?
是放在……柴火炉后面的，所以…… They're to go behind the... the wood burner, so...
我喜欢。 I love it.
但有三块呢，你喜欢哪个“它”？ But there are three of them. Which "it"?
- 好的，我现在发过去。 - 有三个“它” - Yeah, I'll send them now. - There are three "its"
你根本就没看。 You didn't even look at them.
- 什么？ - 我想和你说话， - What? - And I'm trying to talk to you
- 你却在接电话—— - 嗨。 - and you're picking up the ph - - Hi.
对，我刚告诉弗洛拉，预算数字出来了。 Yeah, I just told Flora, budget figures are in.
哦，预算数字，好的。 Oh, budget figures, yeah.
- 既然说到预算数字…… - 我晚点打给你。 - While you're on budgetary figures... - Call you back.
……请你在里面加上，我给我们买了张桌子， ...please will you add in that I bought us a table
是从一个15世纪的西班牙修道院弄来的。 from a 15th century Spanish monastery?
上面还嵌着一把西班牙宗教审判时期的匕首。 It actually has a dagger embedded in it from the Spanish Inquisition.
价格不菲，但我觉得必不可少。感觉这风格—— It's pricey, but I think it's essential. Feel like the look of
艾薇！ Ivy!
只是确认一下。 Just checking.
天啊，艾薇。 Jesus Christ, Ivy.
你有时候真像个不懂事的孩子。 You are a fucking child sometimes.
妈妈？爸爸？ Mom? Dad?
家里有牛奶吗？ Do we have any milk?
- 有的，亲爱的，当然有牛奶。 - 是啊，当然有，亲爱的。 - Yes, darling, of course we have milk. - Yeah. Of course, darling. Yeah.
- 嗯。 - 嗯。 - Yeah. - Yeah.
嗯。 Yeah.
一、二、三、四。 And a one, and a two, and a three, four.
你好！ Hello!
妈妈？ Mom?
我也要来。 I'm coming too.
好的，太好了。 Okay. Great.
妈妈，我们要做两公里间歇冲刺跑。 Mom, we're doing two- k interval wind sprints.
还有，有个消息。 Also, news.
我昨天第一次来月经了。 I had my first period yesterday.
我的宝贝，你没事吧？ My darling. Were you all right?
我当时穿着白色泳衣在泳池派对上。 I was in a white bathing suit at a pool party.
太尴尬了。 It was mortifying.
大家都盯着我看，我哭了。 People stared, I cried.
你怎么不打电话给我？ Why didn't you call me?
我打给爸爸了，他处理得最好了。 I called Dad. He was the best.
最好了。 The best.
你怎么知道该怎么做？ How did you know what to do?
凭直觉当父母。 Intuitive parenting.
他上网查的。 He Googled it.
好了，你们两个。开始！ All right, you two. And, go!
真不敢相信她来月经的事。 Can't believe that about her period.
是啊，当时情况挺严重的。 Yeah, it was intense.
她当时崩溃了，可怜的孩子。 She was a wreck, poor thing.
真希望我当时在场。 Wish I'd been there.
但你从来都不在，不是吗？ But you never are, are you?
闭上你的臭嘴。 Shut your stupid, stupid mouth.
爸！ Dad!
你来吗？ You coming?
来了。 Yup.
- 嘿，妈妈。 - 你好，亲爱的。 - Hey, Mom. - Hello, darling.
你真漂亮。 You look beautiful.
- 容光焕发。 - 是汗水。 - Glowing. - Sweat.
- 你刚才在做什么？ - 徒手翻栅栏， - What were you doing? - Free- climbing fences
锻炼背肌和专注力。 to build my lat muscles and general focus.
酷。 Cool.
你在躲着爸爸吗？ You avoiding Dad?
不，当然不是，我只是需要一点个人空间。 No, of course not. I'm just having a little moment.
你们俩需要帮助。 You two need help.
荒唐。 Ridiculous.
哈蒂，到你补充蛋白质的时间了。 Hattie, it's time for your protein blast.
别告诉他我——别告诉他我在这儿。 Don't tell him I'm - Don't tell him I'm here.
妈妈在下面。 Mom's down here.
叛徒。 Traitor.
对不起。 Sorry.
但我还是爱你的。 I still love you, though.
我也爱你。 Love you, too.
你有没有觉得我们被困在某种境地里？ Do you ever feel like we're trapped in something?
我们创造了这个过于复杂的、 That we've created this overly complicated,
不停运转的机器，却无法脱身？ endlessly whirring machine that we can't get out of?
不如我们抛开一切，开辆房车去南美洲转转？ What if we just dropped it all, got a van, and drove around South America?
嗯，要说服他们可不容易。 Yeah, well, you'd have a hard time convincing them.
他们目标是迈阿密的那些奖学金。 They're aiming for those scholarships in Miami.
我就是这个意思，他们才13岁，突然就想离开家了。 But that's what I mean. They're 13, and suddenly they want to leave home.
我上次看他们才六岁。 They were six, last time I looked.
你看，你只是累了。 Look, you're just tired.
我们正处在艰难的阶段。 We're in the hard bit.
好啊，如果这算轻松阶段，那干脆用枕头闷死我算了。 Good, 'cause if this is the easy bit, smother me with a pillow.
遵命。 Will do.
答应得这么快，我可不太喜欢。 Said a little too quickly for my liking.
……彻头彻尾的废物。一个受害者。一个失败者。一个蠢货。 ...complete deadshit. A victim. A loser. A wanker.
第十条。“西奥。真是个混账。” Number ten. "Theo. What a cunt."
这不是任务要求。 That wasn't the task.
我看到了太多的怨恨， I see so much resentment,
自以为是、冷嘲热讽，以及不愿承认错误。 self- righteousness, mockery, an inability to admit wrongs.
我认为你们没有能力解决你们的问题。 I don't think you have the capacity to fix your problems.
你这么说真的被允许吗？ Are you actually allowed to say that?
这似乎不专业。 That seems unprofessional.
是啊，像是失职行为。 Yes. Like malpractice.
- 什么？不…… - 我们会要求大幅折扣。 - What? No... - We'll be expecting a hefty discount.
- 时间到了。 - 真的？ - Time's up. - Really?
- 嗯，这段时间还挺有意思。 - 太有意思了。 - Well, that was fun while it lasted. - That was so much fun.
我还是希望我的停车费能被报销。 I do still expect my parking to be validated.
- 太离谱了。 - 完全是骗局。 - Outrageous. - Absolute fraud.
- 顺便说，你的清单写得最好。 - 谢谢，亲爱的。 - Your list was best, by the way. - Thank you, darling.
你的排第二。 Yours was second- best.
我们可以更友善一点的。 We could be nicer.
我可以的。 I could be.
我也可以。 Me too.
我们试试吧。 Let's try.
爸！我们被录取了！ Dad! We got in!
迈阿密！我们俩都被录取了！ Miami! We both got in!
- 我们拿到奖学金了！ - 太棒了！ - We got our scholarships! - Yes!
我的小天才们。太好了！太好了！ My little genii. Yes. Yes!
我们吃点薄饼庆祝一下。我们成功了。 Let's have some pancakes to celebrate. We did it.
工作还要继续。 The work goes on.
是的。 Yes.
已经开始想你们了。 Miss you already.
来抱一个，冠军。 Bring it in, champ.
- 再见。 - 再见，亲爱的。 - Bye. - Bye, darling.
爱你们。 Love you.
- 我们到了会给你们打电话。 - 好的，一定要打。 - We'll call you guys when we get there. - Yes, please do.
- 好的。 - 好的，一定要打。 - Okay. - Yes, please.
别忘了照我说的，下飞机后要做拉伸， Now, don't forget to do that stretching regime I told you
记住了吗？ after you get off the plane, please?
- 再见。 - 再见。 - Bye. - Bye.
- 爱你们。爱你们。 - 再见，爱你们。 - Love you. Love you. - Bye, love you.
再见。 Bye.
好了，谢天谢地他们走了。 Well, thank God they've gone.
西奥，我开玩笑的。 Theo, I'm joking.
是哈蒂。什么事？ It's Hattie. Yes?
我忘了，你能……再给我讲一遍营养搭配的事吗？ I forgot, can you... walk me through the nutrition thing again?
好的，好的，营养，好的，当然。 Yes. Yes, nutrition, yes, of course.
嗯，你知道，这有点像兔子 Well, you know, it's a little bit like being a rabbit
到了拉斯维加斯的自助餐厅。 at a Las Vegas buffet.
你得先吃沙拉吧，对吧？没错吧？ You want to be hitting the salad bar first, yes? Correct?
是的，然后—— Yes and then
所以，像兔子一样思考，多吃蔬菜，然后…… So, think like a rabbit, eat lots of vegetables, and then...
你得非常注意血糖峰值。 So, you gotta be very careful about your blood sugar spikes.
你可以先摄入蛋白质，然后再摄入碳水化合物， So, you can have your protein and then you can have your carbs
像长途卡车司机那样。 like a cross- country trucker.
是啊，简，我们再开一家餐厅吧。 Yeah, Jane, let's open another restaurant.
请把火点上，哈尔。 Light the fire, please, Hal.
把音乐音量调高百分之五。 And turn up the music, five percent.
看起来真棒。要香槟吗？ That looks great. You want champagne?
不用了，谢谢，我一直和我的尼格罗尼酒亲密接触呢。 No, thank you, I've been making out with my negroni.
我还是喝这个吧。 Think I'll stick to that.
有车接近。银色奥迪。两位客人。 Car approaches. Silver Audi. Two guests.
他这样还是有点吓人。 Still freaky how he does that.
谢谢，哈尔。 Thanks, Hal.
哈尔，你要来杯尼格罗尼吗？ Hal, do you want a negroni?
我没有欲望或需求。 I don't have wants or needs.
嫁给我吧。 Marry me.
有趣。 Funny.
我是说，哇哦。 I mean, wow.
屋顶上的绿色苔藓， The green moss on the roof,
房屋的蓝色结构与原始海洋交汇。 the blue thrust of the house meeting the raw ocean.
我喜欢生活区这样设计， I mean, I love how the living area
仿佛成了整个空间的引力中心。 provides this kind of gravitational center of the ensemble.
你们在说词儿，但你们知道这些词没什么实际意义，对吧？ You guys are saying words, but you know they don't mean anything, right?
西奥，你实现了你的构想，而且完成得很出色。 You got a shot at your vision, Theo, and you nailed it.
我从没想过，看到一个白人男性重拾力量会如此感人。 I never thought watching a white man reclaim his power could be so moving.
你好吗？ How are you?
好极了。 So great.
这房子真是—— The house is just
它……太美了。 It's... It's so beautiful.
他真是个天才。 He's a fucking genius.
为什么这个炉子又旧又有点破？ Why is this stove old and kinda crappy?
它不是破。 It's not.
这是朱莉娅·查尔德从法国带回来的原装炉灶。 It's Julia Child's original stove from France.
我在拍卖会上买的。 I bought it at auction.
- 别说了。 - 我知道。 - Stop it. - I know.
这是一种易碎的美。 It's a fragile beauty.
哇，这太不可思议了。 Wow. That is incredible.
- 朱莉娅·查尔德。 - 是的。 - Julia Child. - Yeah.
她去世了，对吧？ She's dead, right?
而且，是不是有点刻薄？ And what, was kind of mean?
不。你或许该去加入其他人了， No. You should probably go and join the others,
因为我在切茴香，这需要高度集中注意力， cause I'm shaving fennel, and it takes a high degree of concentration
免得我把手腕切了掉进沙拉里。 not to just shred my wrists into the salad.
你难道不想放纵一下吗？ Don't you ever just wanna let go?
嗯，这就是为什么英国人发明了压抑情感。 Well, that's why the English invented repressing one's feelings.
你真无趣。 You're so dry.
只有我丈夫看我的时候才这样。 Only when my husband looks at me.
- 你又来了。 - 哦，是啊。 - There you go again. - Oh, yeah.
闭上眼睛。闭上眼睛。 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
爱你，宝贝女儿。 Love you, baby girl.
从这里自杀应该挺酷的。 This would be a cool place to suicide from.
真漂亮。 So pretty.
我回屋里去了。 I'm going back inside.
我想看看那面墙是如何清晰地融入空间的。 I wanna see how the wall asserts itself with such clarity into the space.
我也想看看。 I wanna see that too.
嗯，我的朋友，你造了一座我称之为“相当不错”的房子。 Well, my friend, you have made what I like to call a very adequate house.
- 我受宠若惊。 - 抱歉，我太激动了。 - I am flattered. - Sorry to gush.
想到你以后走进自己家都会感到难过， The fact that you'll now be sad every time you walk into your own home
这对我来说就足够了。 is enough for me.
在你建这房子之前，我就已经这样了。 That was the case long before you built this.
说到这个，婚姻生活怎么样？ Speaking of, how's married life?
还……还行。 It's... it's fine.
这么糟啊，嗯？ That bad, huh?
我曾希望这房子能起到疗愈作用， I was hoping the house would be healing
- 以其低调的“相当不错”的方式。 - 是啊。 - in its quietly adequate way. - Yeah.
那该死的炉子有多老了，西奥？ How old is that fucking stove, Theo?
别管那该死的炉子。 Just ignore the fucking stove.
这似乎有点消极攻击，不是吗？ Seems a little passive aggressive, no?
这么美的地方，她却在里面用那个贱人朱莉娅·查尔的炉子？ All this beauty, she gets that bitch Julia Child's stove in there?
不，有时候炉子就只是个炉子。 No, sometimes a stove is just a stove.
这炉子听起来不妙啊，西奥。 The stove sounds bad, The.
它——它挺好的。 It - it's fine.
嘿，宝贝，能再给我一杯尼格罗尼吗？ Hey, baby, can you get me a negroni?
你已经有一杯了。 You already have a negroni.
所以上帝给了我两只手啊。 That's why God gave me two hands.
我还以为是为了让你在享受尼格罗尼的同时给我帮忙呢。 I thought it was so you could give me a handjob while enjoying a negroni.
显然，我在开玩笑。 Obviously, I'm joking.
她看到我的裸体就恶心。 She's sickened by the sight of my naked body.
我超爱你的。 Fucking adore you.
巴尔。 Barr.
这些人啊…… These people...
等等……好的，请再说一遍。 Wait... Okay, please say it again.
每天早晨，他会点一杯威士忌和四条腌鲱鱼， Every morning, he'd order a tumbler of whiskey and four kippers
- 还对员工很恶劣。 - 哦，天啊，我爱听这个。 - and be beastly to the staff. - Oh, my God, I love it.
“腌鲱鱼”是一种性行为吗？ Is kipper a kind of sex act?
如果你是保守党议员，那绝对是。 If you're a Tory MP, absolutely.
但我不知道那是什么意思。 But I don't know what that means.
谁在乎呢，萨尔？听起来就很带劲。 Who cares, Sal? It just sounds so good.
这么久了，我还是会被你那点口音迷住。 All this time, I'm still falling for that little accent.
它对我的……有作用。 It does something to my...
私处？ Cunt?
抱歉，你刚才不是要说“私处”吗？ Sorry, were you not gonna say cunt?
我搞错了。总之…… My mistake. Anyway...
晚餐！我们开饭吧。 Dinner! Let's eat.
- 再来一杯尼格罗尼？ - 不用了，谢谢，亲爱的，我有了。 - Another negroni? - No, thanks, darling. I've got one.
我就是这个意思。 Was my point.
对于喝了四杯尼格罗尼的人来说，这暗示太隐晦了。 Too subtle for someone who's had four negronis.
我能提一下房间里那个漂亮的木质大象吗？ Can I point out the gorgeous wooden elephant in the room?
我太喜欢这张桌子了。我是说，拜托。 I love this table. I mean, come on.
是的，15世纪西班牙修道院的。 Yes. 15th century from a Spanish monastery.
据说那把匕首曾在西班牙宗教审判中使用过。 Apparently that dagger was used in the Spanish Inquisition.
多酷啊？ How cool is that?
这上面可能沾满了受折磨异教徒的血？ This was likely covered in a tortured heretic's blood?
你每天醒来都容光焕发吗，艾薇？ Do you just wake up beaming, Ivy?
确实如此。 I really do.
我们非常幸运。 We are very lucky.
有太多要感恩的了。 So much to be grateful for.
为这栋了不起的房子和你，我亲爱的，干杯。 Here's to this amazing house and to you, my darling.
- 不，为你。 - 不，为你。 - No, to you. - No, to you.
不，为你。 No. To you.
你们俩太可爱了。 You guys are so cute.
像一袋小猫咪。 Like a sack of kittens.
在湍急的河边。 Near a rushing river.
我没懂。 I don't get that.
谢谢你，艾薇，让这一切成为可能。 Thank you, Ivy, for making all of this possible.
他听起来像在讽刺，但他是真心的。 He sounds sarcastic, but he does actually mean it.
是啊，就是口音问题。 Yeah, it's just the accent.
口音让人困惑。 The accent is confusing.
有时候艾薇生我气，我都察觉不到。 Sometimes Ivy's mad at me, and I can't even tell.
有时候他和我亲热，我都察觉不到。 Sometimes he's got his cock in me, and I can't even tell.
好了，现在晚餐开始有趣了。 All right, now the dinner is getting fun.
所以，艾薇，你想让我，怎么着，用这个配扇贝喝一口？ So, Ives, you want me to, what, do a shot of this with the scallop?
是的，这是，嗯，注入龙蒿的日本伏特加， Yeah, it's, um, Japanese vodka infused with tarragon,
所以会增添一点苦味。 so adds a bit of bitterness.
艾薇喜欢在她做的每道菜里都留下一点自己的印记。 Ivy likes to leave a little bit of herself in everything she does.
我喜欢你们这种有趣的斗嘴。 I love this fun banter you guys do.
我们也该试试，莎莉，来吧。 We should try it, Sally, come on.
好吧。 Okay.
你为什么不试试别在有时候掐着我脖子的时候， Why don't you try not fucking me in the ass
从后面上我，混蛋？ while you choke me sometimes, shitbird?
该你了。 Your turn.
贱人。 Whore.
是这种吗？ That kinda thing?
太酷了。 That is so cool.
你们平时就是这样做的，对吧？ Is that what you guys are doing, right?
我不是专家。 I'm not the expert.
艾薇？ Ivy?
看吧，这就是为什么我没有朋友。 See, this is why I don't have friends.
你知道，你们得让《建筑文摘》来拍这里，对吧？ You know, you gotta get Architectural Digest up here, right?
谢谢你，莎莉，我不太确定我是否喜欢公众的赞誉。 Thank you, Sally, I'm not so sure I'm into public approbation.
至少现在不了。 Anymore.
当然。 Sure.
孩子们已经离开一阵子了，是吧？ The kids have been gone for a while now, huh?
感觉怎么样？ How has that been?
艰难？痛苦？还是解脱？ Hard? Brutal? Liberating?
你们的孩子已经上大学年纪了？ Your kids are college- age already?
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
他们只是碰巧在体育方面很有天赋， They just happen to be very gifted physically,
他们赢得了迈阿密一所学校的奖学金， and they won these scholarships to this school in Miami
是给高水平运动员的。 for high performance athletes.
才13岁。 At 13.
- 太棒了。 - 是啊，是他们的梦想。 - Amazing. - Yeah. It's their dream.
是吗？ Is it?
我想我理解你的感受，因为我们当初雇了那个代孕妈妈， I think I know how you feel, because when we hired that surrogate,
她怀孕了，然后她在机场吃了寿司， and she got pregnant, and then she ate sushi from an airport,
- 我们只好让她走了。 - 又来了。 - and we had to let her go. - Here we go.
那段时间很黑暗，我还得了带状疱疹。 It was very dark. I got shingles.
我得了猴痘。我当时感到的悲伤。 I got monkey pox. The grief I felt.
是啊——我——这事对我来说还是很难受。 Yeah - I - It's still pretty raw for me.
我懂你的感受，宝贝。 I hear you, baby girl.
所以你们现在有九家餐厅了？ So is that nine restaurants you guys have now?
我们是个帝国了。 We are an empire.
她还赢得了詹姆斯·比尔德奖…… And she won the James Beard Award...
- 太棒了。 - ……就像是美食界的奥斯卡。 - Yass. - ...which is like a food Oscar.
- 都是真的。 - 我知道比尔德奖。 - It's all true. - I'm aware of the Beard.
我们很幸运，在市场上找到了一个利基市场。 We've been lucky. We found a niche in the market.
高档，但不让人望而生畏。 Upscale, but not intimidating.
所以，它能吸引各个年龄段的顾客。 So, it sort of hits a range of demographics.
我们想向南部扩张。 We want to move into the South.
就像谢尔曼进军，不过带着龙虾围兜。 Like Sherman's march with lobster bibs.
抱歉，亲爱的，是不是有一分钟没关注你了？ Sorry, darling, was the attention off you for a minute?
你开始枯萎了吗？ Did you start to wilt?
我觉得客人们要枯萎了，亲爱的， I think the guests are wilting, my darling,
因为你那尖酸刻薄的自恋絮叨太乏味了。 due to the droning nature of your caustic narcissism.
他们又开始了，我爱看。 They're doing it again, and I love it.
嘿，混蛋贱人，给我倒满酒， Hey, fuck- stick bitch, fill my glass
就像你那小东西填不满我的下面一样。 the way you can't fill my pussy with your tiny dick.
哇哦。 Whoa.
好了，这看起来不像是斗嘴了。 All right, that doesn't seem like banter.
我觉得这很刻薄。 That just seems mean to me.
像我们狗死的时候那样哭鼻子吧，蠢货。 Cry like a baby like you did when our dog died, dickhead.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
我是个共情者，坐在这张桌子上让我很难受。 I am an empath, and I'm having a hard time at this table.
你能别抽了吗？艾米对weed过敏。 Can you not? Amy's allergic to weed.
我对艾米过敏，真的。 I'm allergic to Amy, literally.
手指起疹子。 Rash on my finger.
好笑。我们能友好点吗，拜托？ Funny. Can we just be nice, please?
你喝醉了，你表现得像个…… You're drunk, and you're being a...
如果要用一个词形容，就是有点贱。 if I had to define it in one word, a bit of a bitch.
当然，亲爱的。 Of course, darling.
我们在这里成就了了不起的事，我们来庆祝一下。 We've done something amazing here. Let's celebrate it.
有甜点吗？ Any dessert?
哈尔，播放“纳帕姆死亡”乐队的歌。 Hal, play Napalm Death.
艾薇，声音有点太大了。 Ivy, it's a little loud.
是房子的问题。 It's the house.
哦，天啊。 Oh, my God.
给你的。给你的。给你的。 For you. For you. For you.
宝贝，双份。 Baby girl, double helping.
我会在谈话中留一些长停顿， I'm gonna leave some long pauses in the conversation,
让你有机会道歉。 for you to insert an apology.
为什么道歉，亲爱的？ For what, darling?
你让自己难堪了。 You embarrassed yourself.
很抱歉你这么觉得。我是为了你才那样的，亲爱的。 Sorry you feel that way. I did it for you, darling.
你是个糟糕、需要关注的烦人精， You're an appalling, needy bore,
我制造点混乱，免得他们对你有看法。 and I created a diversion lest they should think ill of you.
我会留些停顿让你感谢我。 I shall insert some pauses for you to thank me.
你就是不能说对不起，是吧？ You just can't say sorry, can you?
我说了啊，我说“很抱歉你这么觉得”。 Well, I did. I said I'm sorry you feel that way.
那不算道歉。 That's not sorry.
可这句话里明明就包含了“抱歉”这个词。 Well, the sentence literally contains the word, "sorry."
你不能带着感情说对不起， You can't say sorry with feeling,
不能承认造成了伤害或损失。 with acknowledgment for pain caused or damage done.
天啊，我又不是伊恩·麦克莱恩那种演员。 Jesus, I'm not fucking Ian McKellen.
我非常抱歉。我深感遗憾，先生。 I'm so sorry. My deepest regrets, sir.
嗯，好吧，我被感动了。 Yeah, well, I'm touched.
你尝蛋糕了吗？ Did you try the cake?
天啊，西奥，没什么大不了的。我只是晚餐时喝醉了。 Jesus, Theo, it's no big deal. I got drunk at dinner.
你从我身边偷走了我们的孩子，现在他们走了。 You stole my fucking children from me, and now they're gone.
你还指望我为此高兴吗？ You expect me to be happy about it?
我没有偷走我们的孩子。 I did not steal our children.
但是我把他们抚养长大的。 But I did bring them up.
你把他们教成了只会流汗的机器人。 You taught them how to be sweaty robots.
他们只会谈论训练次数或钠含量之类的废话， They can only talk about reps or sodium levels or some shit,
现在他们走了。 and now they've gone.
是啊，那你当初去工作的时候就该想到， Yeah, well, you should've thought about that when you were off to work
建造你那该死的帝国，也就是给你自己立神龛的时候。 building your fucking empire, i.e. a shrine to yourself.
我那么做是为了支付这个，你给你自己立的神龛。 I did that to pay for this, your shrine to yourself.
这本来是给我们俩的，却变成了你一个人的。 It was meant to be ours, but became yours.
胡说八道，因为我本来准备从头再来的， That is bullshit because I was prepared to work my way up again,
但你用这房子收买我，来为“艾薇秀”服务。 but you bribed me with this house to serve the Ivy show.
而你甚至看不到我为孩子们所做的一切。 And you can't even see what I did for the children.
看医生、看牙医、看皮肤科，都是我带着去的。 The doctor's appointments, the dentist's appointments, the dermatologist.
谁去看皮肤科了？ Who went to the dermatologist?
靠！真的吗？ Fuck! Seriously?
是啊，不，我——我记得那件事。 Yeah, no, I - I remember the thing.
那件事。什么事？谁的事？ The thing. What thing? Whose thing?
那件事。那个皮肤相关的事情…… The thing. The thing that was skin- related that...
谁的？谁得了，艾薇？只有两个孩子。 Whose? Who had it, Ivy? I mean, there's just two of them.
你有百分之五十的几率猜对。 You've got a 50- 50 chance.
罗伊！ Roy!
恐怕你出局了，女士。 I'm afraid you're out of the game, madam.
哈蒂，脚趾上有破裂流血的湿疹。 Hattie, cracked and bleeding eczema on her toes.
是的…… Yes...
这是怎么了？ What is happening?
你是不是在怨恨的悬崖上失足了， Have you lost your footing on the cliff of resentment
因为你意识到这怨恨毫无事实依据？ as you realize there is no factual basis to it?
我想说的是，我本来也想成为做那些事的人。 I would have loved to have been the one that did that, is my point.
你知道我为什么不能说对不起吗？ You know why I can't say sorry?
说来听听。 Enlighten me.
因为你太需要它了。 Because you need it too much.
你需要对不起，需要赞美，需要关注，需要亲密，需要意大利家具， You need sorry, and praise, and attention, and blowjobs, and Italian furniture,
还需要他妈的屋顶上铺他妈的爱尔兰苔藓！ and Irish fucking moss on the fucking roof!
你是个永远填不满的无底洞！ You are a bottomless pit of need!
是啊，嗯，你说得对。 Yeah, well, you're right.
我说对了？ I am?
是的。 Yeah.
你说“我说对了”是什么意思？ What do you mean, I'm right?
我确实需要情感连接。 I do need connection.
需要亲密的交流， And an exchange of intimacy
需要在我人生旅途中，我那不完美的本性 and the flawed nature of who I am validated
能够得到确认， as I journey through this life hoping
希望有一个人能看见我，爱我，拥抱我。 that one person might see me, love me, and hold me.
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I see.
你是睿智的哲学家，而我是刻薄的泼妇。 You're the wise philosopher, and I'm the bitch.
没错。我无话可说了。 Exactly. And I'm out.
胜利者。 The victor.
西奥，我很抱歉。 Theo, I'm so sorry.
我太难过了，感觉心都被掏空了。 I'm so sad, it just hollows me out.
我觉得我错过了他们一半的成长时光。 I feel like I've missed half their lives.
没有他们，我不知道该怎么办。 And I don't know what to do without them.
我只是——我想我只是希望你给我一个拥抱， I just - I think I just want you to give me a hug
或者类似这种可怜的要求。 or something pathetic like that.
早上好。 Morning.
我想我去跑个步。 Think I might just go for a run.
该死。 Shit.
你——你找错地方了，伙计。 You - You're in the wrong place, buddy.
你死了吗？ Are you dead?
在那儿等着。 Wait there.
停下。请你停下好吗？ Stop. Will you stop, please?
求你了，求你了，停下，停下，停下。 Please, please, stop, stop, stop.
停下！ Stop!
跑得好吗？ Good run?
嗯。 Yeah.
嗯，还行。 Yeah, fine.
我去冲个澡。 Just gonna shower.
嘿，简。 Hey, Jane.
他做了什么？ He did what?
你救了条鲸鱼？ You saved a whale?
不是我一个人。 I wasn't alone.
你开什么玩笑？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你生气是因为你讨厌鲸鱼？ You're angry because you hate whales?
你没告诉我。 You didn't tell me.
- 没有。 - 为什么不告诉我？ - No. - Why not?
你看上去很忙。 You looked busy.
别来这套。我问你跑得怎么样， Don't play that card. I asked you how was your run,
你说“还行”，而不是“还行，我救了条鲸鱼”。 and you said, "Fine," not, "Fine, I saved a whale."
- 我—— - ——告诉我你为什么不告诉我。 - I - - Just tell me why you didn't tell me.
不想让你破坏它。 Didn't want you to ruin it.
我怎么会破坏它？ How would I ruin it?
因为你对什么事都不认真，而这件事很严肃。 Because you don't take anything seriously, and it was serious.
而且相当有灵性。 And actually quite spiritual.
试试看嘛，我可以很有灵性的。 Try me. I can be deeply spiritual.
我听着迪帕克·乔普拉的冥想打飞机。 I masturbate to Deepak Chopra meditations.
- 我想你证明了我的观点。 - 哦，得了吧。 - Think you proved my point. - Oh, please.
我知道我可能有点混蛋，但给我个机会。 I know I can be a bit of an arse, but give me a chance.
嗯…… Well...
我的手放在那个美丽的生物身上， I had my hands on this beautiful creature,
我们仿佛在交流。 and it was like we were communicating.
当我站在水里，和鲸鱼在一起， As I was standing in the water with the whale,
周围是那些人，然后…… surrounded by these people, and...
感觉万物融为一体。 It just felt like everything was one.
我们，鲸鱼，大海。 Us, the whale, the sea.
然后有些事情发生了…… And something happened...
……在我们内心深处。 ...deep in our core.
那很美。 And it was beautiful.
然后我还站在那里， And then I was still standing there,
齐腰深的水中，看着它游走。 waist- deep in the water, watching him swim away.
然后…… And...
我哭了起来，只是因为…… I started crying, just because it was...
我只是…… I just...
……很高兴。 ...was happy.
你哭了？真美。 You cried? That's beautiful.
然后有个问题在我心中升起。 And then this question rose up inside me.
是什么？太神奇了。 What was it? This is amazing.
这就是以前的你。像是以前的你回来了。 This is so you. It's like the old you.
问题是，“你只有一次生命。 It was, "You only have one life.
那你他妈为什么还和艾薇在一起？” So why the fuck are you with Ivy?"
天啊。 Jesus.
我不是故意要刻薄。 I don't mean to be mean.
我一直试图推开这个问题，因为我不想问， I've been trying to push it away, 'cause I don't wanna ask the question,
但我知道答案。 but I know the answer.
我得走了。 I have to go.
去一个你不在说话的地方。 To somewhere where you're not talking.
我们结束了，艾薇。 We're done, Ivy.
他妈的我来说什么时候结束。 I fucking say when we're done.
去你妈的和你那个想自杀、博关注的鲸鱼朋友。 Fuck you and your suicidal attention- seeking whale friend.
我是认真的，我们结束了。 I'm being serious, we are done.
看看我们。 Look at us.
好。我们结束了。但结束是因为我决定的！ Fine. We're done. But we're done because I decided it!
不是你。 Not you.
你是个——你是个好律师，对吧？ You are - You are a good lawyer, right?
是的，主要是房地产方面的， Yeah. I mean, mostly real estate,
但离婚主要也是关于房地产。 but divorce is mostly about real estate.
什么，所以你——你从来没处理过离婚案？ What, so you - you've never done this?
不完全是，但都差不多。放松点。 Not exactly, but they're pretty much all the same. Relax.
- 真是悲伤的一天，老兄。 - 是啊。 - It's a sad day, man. - Yeah.
你和艾米是怎么维持关系的？ How do you and Amy make it work?
不知道。习惯了吧。 I don't know. Inertia.
什么？我以为你们相处得很好。 What? I thought you guys were good.
不，我们很好。我们很好。 No, we are. We're good.
就像，我们年轻的时候， It's like, when we were young,
她还没说出口，我就知道她要说什么。 it was like I knew what she was gonna say before she even said it.
而现在，有时候她说完之后，我都不知道她说了什么。 And now, sometimes I don't know what she said even after she says it.
是啊。 Right.
但是，你知道，我爱她。 But, you know, I love her.
所以，就这样吧。 So, there's that.
好了。让我们打赢这场仗。 All right. Let's win this thing.
好的。 Yes.
别说话。 Don't talk.
- 布鲁诺，坐下。 - 抱歉，这是怎么回事？ - Bruno, sit. - Sorry, what is happening?
埃莉诺，你不能带狗进来。 Eleanor, you cannot bring in the dog.
它是我的情感支持动物。 It's my emotional support animal.
这是只危险的狗。 It's a dangerous dog.
只有在它觉得我受到威胁时才危险。 Only when it feels I'm threatened.
这是胡扯的策略，你自己清楚。 It's a bullshit tactic, and you know it.
这有点老套了吧？ Isn't this a bit of a weird cliché?
你知道，就是那种凶悍的离婚律师戏码。 You know, the ferocious divorce lawyer thing.
是啊，但是只是…… Yeah, but just...
艾薇，是他吗？ Ivy, is this him?
是的，是他。我叫西奥。 Yeah, this is him. My name's Theo.
嗯，这是我个人的看法， Well, this is a personal aside,
但她曾经允许你和她上床这件事， but the fact she ever let you fuck her
就足以让她拿走每一分钱。 should be enough for her to claim every dollar.
- 哇。 - 天啊。 - Wow. - Jesus.
好了，在这个蠢货把我烦死之前，让我把话说清楚。 Okay, let me lay it out before this putz bores me to death.
她一直养活并支持着这个底层渣男， She has been living and supporting this bottom feeding piece of shit,
承受着他无尽的失败， carrying his endless fucking failures
和他那需要“妈妈帮我”的痛苦，整整15年。 and needy, "Mummy help me" anguish for 15 years.
所以你就同意现在滚蛋， So just agree you'll fuck off now,
我们再也见不到你，她会扔给你十万块。 we'll never see you again, and she'll throw you a hundred grand.
好吧…… Okay...
我的想法是，我们要餐厅25%的股份， My thoughts, how about we take 25% of the restaurants
加上这房子，我们就同意？ and the house, and we'll be good?
好吧，听着，我只要这房子。 Okay, look, I just want the house.
- 别说话。 - 你休想得到房子。 - Don't talk. - You're not having the house.
别说话。好吧，那看来在我们的谈判范围内，所以让我们—— Don't talk. Okay, well that seems like in our ballpark, so let's
好的，等等，我的客户设计并建造了 Okay, wait, my client designed and built
那座获奖的该死的房子， that award- winning fucking house,
现在你那精神病婊子客户却声称是她的。 that your sociopathic whore hole of a client now claims as hers.
- 巴里！ - 巴里！婊子？ - Barry! - Barry! Whore hole?
什么？我以为律师就是要表现得很刻薄。 What? I thought the lawyers were being mean.
难道不是——不是吗？ Isn't that - No?
这是演戏的一部分。请别说话，这很破坏气氛。 It's part of the theater. Please don't talk, it's very undermining.
我们表现得英国一点吧。 Let's be a little bit more British about this.
礼貌，谦恭，理性。 Polite, courteous, rational.
是啊，这又不是我们的民族本性， Yeah, it's not like it's in our blood
去掠夺、谋杀和奴役其他文化来得到我们想要的。 to pillage, murder, and enslave other cultures to get what we want.
- 别说话。 - 别说话。 - Don't talk. - Don't talk.
好吧，我们全都要。就这样。 Okay, we want everything. The end.
这不是谈判。 That's not negotiating.
不，这是赢。 No, it's winning.
十万块，他还能带着完整的脸走出这里。 Hundred grand, and he walks out of here with his face still attached.
对吧，布鲁诺？ Right, Bruno?
你不能拿走房子，艾薇。是我设计的，是我建的。 You can't have the house, Ivy. I designed it. I built it.
我只要这个。其他一切都归你。所有其他东西。 It's all I want. You can have everything. Everything else.
我拿走房子。我们走出这里，用力握手， I take the house. We walk out of here, firm handshake,
- 然后继续各自的生活。 - 我们接受。 - and get on with our lives. - We'll take it.
- 不。 - 不？ - No. - No?
你想要离婚，我想要房子。 You want the divorce, I want the house.
我们这边占优势。 We are winning here.
你得到公司，买栋新房子。 You get the company, buy a new house.
不。 No.
我听得见他们在说什么。 I can hear what they're saying.
好吧，我们也要房子。就这样。 Okay, we get the house, too. The end.
不！没得谈。 No! No deal.
布鲁诺，坐下，闭嘴。 Bruno, sit and shut up.
所以，怎样？我们僵持不下。 So, what? We're nowhere.
看来是的。 Looks like it.
巴里，你和艾米要去参加丰收月节吗？ Barry, are you and Amy going to the Harvest Moon Festival?
是的，艾米很喜欢。 Yeah, Amy loves it.
我也喜欢。 I do, too.
对我来说部落鼓声有点太响了， It's a little bit too much tribal drumming for me
因为我有耳鸣，但我们会去的。 cause I have tinnitus, but we'll be there.
- 好的。 - 抱歉，我们能关注一下我们的事吗？ - Good. - Sorry, can we please focus on us?
好吧。行。是的。 All right. Fine. Yes.
但我现在是作为你们的朋友在说话。 But I'm speaking as your friend now.
也许再考虑一下，伙计们。 Maybe rethink this, guys.
我是说…… I mean...
我知道发生了很多事，但你们很棒。 I know a lot has gone down, but you're great.
你们在一起也很棒。 And you're great together.
我是说，当然，有些日子感觉很糟糕，你们想活剥了对方， I mean, sure, some days it feels horrible, and you want to skin each other alive,
但有些日子不是这样，对吧？ but some days it doesn't, right?
身边有个人是挺好的。 It's nice to have someone.
我的建议是…… And my advice would be...
尽量关注那些好的日子， try to focus on those days,
想摇头的时候点头，然后说句“去他的”就行了。 nod when you wanna shake your head, and just say, "What the fuck?"
还有，亲热的时候总要想着别人。 And always think of other people when you have sex.
这是常规操作。 That's standard.
你们可以挺过去的。 You can make it.
嗯，刚才说得真动听，巴里。 Well, that was just lovely, Barry.
我们还是要拿到那该死的房子。 We're still getting the fucking house.
我们走，艾薇。 Let's go, Ivy.
她真的很擅长……法律。 She's really good... at law.
我会把你彻底击垮，直到你求我收下这房子。 I will pick you apart until you beg me to take this house.
嗯，我能承受很多痛苦。这已经证明了。 Well, I can endure a lot of misery. That's proven.
你不知道我对你有多客气，先生。 You have no idea how nice I've been to you, mister.
我要得到这房子，艾薇。 I'm getting the house, Ivy.
是我设计的，是我建的。 I designed it, and I built it.
而我付的钱。 And I paid for it.
- 你在烧什么？ - 你的烹饪书。 - What are you burning? - Your cookbooks.
这是1907年首版的埃科菲耶，法国混蛋的烹饪书。 This is a 1907 first edition of Escoffier, French wanker cookbook.
这本我浇了白兰地，所以我想正确的术语是“燃烧”。 This one I've covered in brandy, so I think the correct term is, "flambé."
哈蒂和罗伊来电。 Incoming call from Hattie and Roy.
- 你告诉他们了吗？ - 我不忍心说。 - Have you told them? - I didn't have the heart.
我也是。 Me neither.
接听。 Answer.
嗨，妈妈。嗨，爸爸。 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
嗨！ Hi!
嘿。听说你们要离婚了。 Hey. We hear you're getting divorced.
怎么知道的？ How?
巴里的Instagram。 Barry's Instagram.
我们为你们感到高兴。 We're so happy for you.
- 你们…… - 什么？ - You... - What?
我们一直梦想着这一天。 We've dreamed about this.
我们只是想说我钦佩你们的勇气， We just wanted to say we admire your courage
将彼此从过去十年的噩梦般死亡漩涡中， to release each other from the nightmarish death spiral
释放出来。 that you've been in for the past decade.
得挂了。真的。要跑32公里。 Gotta run. Literally. 32k.
- 爱你们！再见！ - 再聊。 - Love you! Bye! - Talk to you.
那是什么？ What is that?
我在烧你的绿苔藓。 I'm burning your green moss.
烟的颜色真好看。 Lovely color smoke.
美国苔藓可烧不出这种颜色。 You wouldn't get that from American moss.
嘿，哈尔。在14号房间循环播放波尔卡舞曲，音量开到最大。 Hey, Hal. Play polka at full volume on loop in room 14.
禁止艾薇 override。 No Ivy override.
哈尔！关掉！ Hal! Turn it off!
- 锁上14号房间的门。 - 哈尔！关掉！ - Lock door of room 14. - Hal! Turn it off!
- 锁五个小时。 - 西奥！ - For five hours. - Theo!
你这混蛋！西奥！ You asshole! Theo!
- 调低音量，哈尔。 - 哦，天啊！ - Turn volume down, Hal. - Oh, my God!
艾薇，这是把房子给我的协议。 Ivy, here's an agreement giving me the house.
请签字。 Please sign it.
请开到最大音量，哈尔。 Full volume please, Hal.
- 抱歉，亲爱的，听不见你说话。 - 我要在你的枕头上拉屎！ - Sorry, darling. Can't hear you. - I'm going to do a shit on your pillow!
去你的！ Fuck you!
- 艾米？ - 嗨，你还好吗？ - Amy? - Hi. You okay?
巴里担心你们俩在试图毁掉对方。 Barry was worried you guys were trying to destroy each other.
必要的话才会。 Only if necessary.
我希望等她耳朵开始流血时，她能理智一点。 I'm hoping she'll see reason when her ears start bleeding.
得检查一下你的能量。失陪一下。 Gotta check your energy. Excuse me.
抱歉。 Sorry.
这很阴暗，西奥。非常阴暗。 That's very dark, Theo. Very dark.
我需要这样，艾米。我要得到这房子。 I need it, Amy. I am getting the house.
但是，与我们身体这座殿堂相比，房子算什么？ But what's a house compared to the house that is our bodies?
也许你得和朋友开车去墨西哥。 Maybe you gotta drive to Mexico with a friend.
我们吃点佩奥特碱。我们喝龙舌兰。 And we take peyote. We drink tequila.
我们互相摩擦，不停地摩擦。 And we rub and we rub.
然后我们吃了一个又一个塔可。 And then we get taco after taco after taco.
非常火辣。 Muy caliente.
好的。谢谢你的好意，虽然这个比喻有点混乱， Okay. Thank you for the kind offer, if confused metaphor,
但我不会离开我的房子。 but I am not leaving my house.
你真的会就这样离开巴里吗？ Would you really just up and leave Barry?
离开巴里？什么？不，不，不。 Leave Barry? What? No, no, no.
我只是想找一夜情，懂吗？ I'm looking for one night of strange, okay?
这样我才能忘记我已经40多岁，脸都垮了。 So that I can forget that I'm 40- whatever and my face is melting off.
我的器官可能正在酝酿第四期什么病，就在我们说话的时候。 And my organs are probably brewing up a Stage IV something as we speak.
但是，我知道我想让谁开车送我去化疗， But, I know who I want driving me to chemo
那就是我那个又大又笨又傻的丈夫，巴里。 and that's my big, dumb, stupid husband, Barry.
总之，等你理智了打电话给我。 Anyway, call me when you get rational.
哈尔，我是艾薇。 Hal, it's Ivy.
是的，艾薇。 Yes, Ivy.
请打开我的日历。 Can you open my calendar, please?
哦，该死。 Oh, fuck.
我们全国所有连锁店的鱼类订单都取消了？ All our fish orders are cancelled for the entire chain across the country?
我的日程表是空的。 My diary's blank.
- 今天的？ - 每一天。 - For today? - Every day.
为什么我们订购了两吨芝士酱和四吨棉花糖？ Why have we ordered two tons of Cheez Whiz and four tons of marshmallow?
- 混蛋。 - 真刺激。不管是什么。 - Fucker. - It's exciting. Whatever it is.
你这疯狂的天才。 You mad genius.
哦，很好。你醒了。 Oh, good. You're awake.
你看，我一直在自学AI。 Look, I've been teaching myself AI.
这是你。 It's you.
让我告诉你一个有趣，有趣的秘密。 Let me tell you a funny, funny secret.
我故意把建筑搞砸了。 I deliberately fucked the building up.
是的。我设计得让它散架，像他妈乐高一样。 Yep. I engineered it to come apart, like fucking Lego.
人们必须明白，没有什么东西是坚固的。 People have to learn nothing's solid.
除了这块石头。 Apart from this rock.
这是……那是吸毒用的烟斗吗？ Is... is that a crack pipe?
这叫做深度伪造。是不是很有趣？ It's called deepfake. Isn't it fun?
也是西方文明的终结。 Also, the end of Western civilization.
艾薇，你在用……那是我的—— Ivy, what are you doing with... Is that my
你的手机？是啊，被吓到了吧。 Your phone? Yeah, well feared.
我要把这个发给你所有的客户，附上文字， I'm going to send this to all of your clients captioned,
“吸口真相吧，贱人们。” "Smoke the truth, bitches."
除非你现在就把房子转让给我。 Unless you sign the house over to me now.
有趣。你—— Funny. You
太慢了！ Too slow!
哦，该死。 Oh, fuck.
你挨打的样子挺可爱的。 You look cute when beaten.
嘿，你好吗？多吃点。 Hey, how you doing? Eat more food.
嗨。非常感谢。很高兴见到你。 Hi. Thank you so much. So nice to see you.
嗨，艾薇。 Hi, Ivy.
每年冬天，我脚趾间都会长这个疣。 Every winter, I get this wart between my toes.
把它磨碎放进你的肉酱里，他妈的味道好极了。 It's fucking brilliant when grated into your ragout.
加入简单的蘑菇。蘑菇，蘑菇，蘑菇！ Add in the simple mushroom. Shroomy- shroom- shroom- shrooms!
签了那该死的文件，艾薇，否则这事没完。 Sign the fucking papers, Ivy, or it will never end.
天啊，不！ Jesus, no!
还有那颗痣。嗯，是棕色的。 And the mole. Well, it's brown.
- 痣可以加。 - 不！不行。痣不能加。 - Mole is go. - No! No go. Mole is no go.
- 你在干什么？ - 谁吃了蘑菇？ - What are you doing? - Who's had the mushrooms?
每个人都吃了。 Everybody.
不，不！绝对不行。别吃。 No, no! Absolutely not. Don't eat it.
不，别吃。给我！ No, don't. Give me those!
不，抱歉。别吃那个！ No, sorry. Don't eat that!
不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
把衣服穿回去！ Put your clothes back on!
别那么恶心！ Stop being gross!
别他妈吃！ Don't fucking eat it!
没效果？ Not working?
餐厅被卫生令关闭了，所以今晚休息。 Restaurant closed by health order, so night off.
真遗憾。 Shame.
你呢？ You?
我被所有客户解雇了。 Got fired by all my clients.
太好了。 Sweet.
看起来很棒。 That looks great.
荨麻烩饭，就像我们在意大利那个小地方吃过的一样。 Stinging nettle risotto just like the one we had in that little place in Italy.
给。 Here.
- 太美味了。 - 那个？ - Stunning. - That?
丹宁斯家的黑森林蛋糕。是的，你可以吃。 Black forest from Dennings. Yes, you may.
让我在离这里几千英里远的地方为你设计一栋超棒的房子， Let me design you an amazing house many, many thousands of miles from here,
然后你把这座房子的地契给我。 and then you give me the deed for this house.
我们甚至可以怀旧地来一次告别亲密。 We can even have nostalgic one time good- bye sex.
然后承认我们有过美好的时光，后来陷入了困境， Then admit we had a good run and then went into a ditch,
这困境毁了我们，也扼杀了我们的爱。 which disfigured us and killed our love.
但现在，我们要进入一个新阶段了。 But that now, we're going into a new phase.
更快乐的生活。 A happier life.
里面放了什么？这是…… What's in that? Is this...
覆盆子？是的。我把它掺进去了。 Raspberries? Yes. I laced them in.
但樱桃的味道很好地掩盖了它， But the taste of cherries masks it well,
不过话说回来，你确实有着出了名敏锐的味觉。 but then again, you do have a famously brilliant palate.
哦，糟了。你对这个过敏，是吧？ Oh, shit. You're allergic, aren't you?
别慌。一切都在掌控之中，我亲爱的。 Don't panic. It's all in hand, my darling.
这是肾上腺素，能解决你的问题。 Here is the epinephrine that's the solution to your problem.
- 你在…… - 这是一份新合同， - What are you... - And here is a fresh new contract,
把房子转让给我。 signing the house over to me.
你这混蛋。我真不敢相信…… You prick. I can't believe...
我们真的需要分开。这太让人难以忍受了。 We really do need to be apart. This is unbearable.
很简单。签了那个。我用这个给你注射。 It's simple. Sign that. I stab you with this.
- 我们继续各自的生活。 - 休想。 - We move on with our lives. - Never.
我真的认为这对我们来说是最好的解决方案。 I really do think it is the best solution for us.
如果你死了，反正房子也是我继承。 If you die, I inherit the house anyway.
所以，无论怎样，对我来说都是优雅的双赢局面。 So, either way, it's a elegant win- win situation for me.
艾薇。天啊。就把文件签了吧。 Ivy. Christ. Just sign the paper.
别发疯了。快签了！ Don't be crazy. Just sign it!
谢天谢地。 Thank Christ.
你会让我死的。 You would've let me die.
不。我知道你会签的。 No. I knew you'd sign it.
我谢谢你。 And I thank you.
- 谢谁？ - 什么？ - Who? - What?
谢谁？ Thank who?
赞达亚？ Zendaya?
你知道我绝不会让你死的，艾薇。我—— You know I was never gonna let you die, Ivy. I
如果你在找白旗，我想它们在更衣室里。 If you're looking for the white flags, I think they're in the dressing room.
开始觉得事情有点失控了。 Starting to think that things are getting a little out of hand.
- 你这么觉得？ - 只是直觉。 - You think? - Just an instinct.
把枪放下，艾薇。 Put the gun away, Ivy.
你需要离开，西奥。 You need to leave, Theo.
否则呢？你会开枪打我？ Or what? You'll shoot me?
如果你离开就不会。 Well, not if you leave.
我很确定我们根本没装子弹—— I'm pretty sure we never loaded it anyway
- 很确定我们装了。 - 天啊！艾薇！ - Pretty sure we did. - Jesus! Ivy!
- 离开，西奥！ - 你变成什么样子了？ - Leave, Theo! - What have you become?
我是说，看看你自己！ I mean, just look at yourself!
你以为我不知道吗？ Don't you think I know?
试图去爱你，让我变得扭曲变形， Trying to love you has made me bent and distorted
因为你是个他妈的根本没法相处的人！ because you're a fucking impossible person!
当然，你拿着枪，因为你他妈太鲁莽了，艾薇！ Of course, you have a gun because you are fucking reckless, Ivy!
这就是毁掉我们的原因。你的自私。 That's what's killed us. Your selfishness.
没完没了地和侍应生深夜喝酒。 Endless late night drinking with the waiters.
他妈的数百万个选择里都没有我们！ Fucking millions of choices that weren't us!
我就该呆在这里看着你对着法国瓷砖手淫， I should've been here watching you masturbate over French tiles
同时通过重塑我们的孩子和这该死的房子， while burnishing your self image
来打磨你的自我形象！ by rebuilding our children and this fucking house!
你抛弃了我。我总得有点什么！ You abandoned me. I had to have something!
你从来不看我，西奥。 You never looked at me, Theo.
有些晚上我会等一个小时，也许两个小时，心想， Some nights I'd wait an hour, maybe two, thinking,
“他会看我吗？他他妈想知道我是谁吗？” "Is he gonna look at me? Does he fucking want to know who I am?"
我知道你是谁。我只是他妈的不再在乎了。 I knew who you were. I just didn't fucking care for it anymore.
刚才那句不是我扔的，但时机似乎很合适。 I didn't even do that one, but it felt like appropriate timing.
该死！ Shit!
记住，这是微力扳机。非常危险！ Remember, this is a hair trigger. It's very dangerous!
我要是你，我就走了，西奥。 I'd leave if I was you, Theo.
靠！你只会让我更生气！ Fuck! You're just making me madder!
艾薇。我们都说了些言不由衷的话。 Ivy. We both have said things we didn't mean.
- 我是认真的！ - 我也是认真的！ - I meant them! - I meant them too!
哦，天啊！你根本不在乎我死活！ Oh, my God! You don't care if I'm dead!
你拿着枪呢，艾薇！ You've got a fucking gun, Ivy!
我只有水果和餐具。 I've got fruit and utensils.
是啊，谢谢提醒我！ Yeah, thanks for reminding me!
朱莉娅·查尔德他妈的那个丑炉子！ Julia Child's fucking ugly stove!
别动炉子！别动那个！不！别动那个！ Not the stove! Not that! No! Not that!
放下枪！ Drop the gun!
好的！你他妈的—— Okay! Will you fucking
哈尔，关灯。 Hal, lights off.
哈尔，开灯。 Hal, lights up.
我打中了！我打中了！我瞄准了，我打中了！ I hit it! I hit it! I aimed and I hit it!
艾薇。你太荒唐了。 Ivy. You're being ridiculous.
把房子给我。你得到生意。 Just give me the house. You get the business.
我们都得到我们爱的东西。 We both get something we love.
我应该是你爱的东西才对。 I should be the something you love.
你曾经是。 You were.
你曾经是我的一切。 You were fucking everything to me.
你停止了。你不应该停止的。 You stopped. You're not supposed to stop.
- 你先停止的！ - 你先停止的！ - You stopped. - You stopped first!
- 我从未停止！ - 骗子！ - I never stopped! - Liar!
慢点！ Slow down!
- 哈尔，锁门。 - 哈尔，开门。 - Hal, lock door. - Hal, unlock door.
- 哈尔，锁门。 - 开门！ - Hal, lock door. - Unlock door!
哈尔，锁门。 Hal, lock door.
你刚才说的是真心话吗，说你从未停止爱我？ Did you mean what you just said, that you never stopped?
还是只是因为我在拿枪追你，对吧？ Or just the fact I was chasing you with a gun, right?
不。不，我是真心的。 No. No, I meant it.
那为什么离开我？ Why leave me then?
因为你恨我，我无法承受。 Because you hated me and I couldn't bear it.
我没有恨你。 I didn't.
你似乎对我们之间发生的事不够痛苦。 You didn't seem to be in enough pain for what had happened to us.
我很痛苦。 I was.
我现在也很痛苦。 I am.
只是…… It's just...
只是很难表现出来，你知道吧？ It's just hard to show it, you know?
很难看出来。 Difficult to see it.
哈尔，开门。 Hal, unlock door.
说实话，我怀疑没有你我也活不下去。 Truth is, I doubt I could live without you anyway.
我也是，没有你。 And I, you.
那么，谋杀自杀协议？ So, murder suicide pact then?
我们真会说话。 We're so good at words.
却始终找不到我们需要说的那些。 And yet we could never find the ones we needed.
我对你不够细心。 I was careless with you.
你受了伤，而我深陷在自己的痛苦中，无法触及你。 You were hurt and I was so lost in my own pain that I couldn't get to you.
我很残忍。 I was cruel.
我曾以为我们无懈可击，而你是我生命中最重要的人。 I thought we were impregnable, and you were my person in the world.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
哦，天啊。 Oh, jeez.
确实该说天啊。 Jesus indeed.
我是说，我们差点…… I mean, we nearly...
我知道。 I know.
真他妈见鬼！ Fucking hell!
如果你扔东西不像个气喘吁吁的幼儿。 If you didn't throw like a winded toddler.
或者你射击像个晕头转向的鼹鼠。 Or you shoot like a confused mole.
不过你那样出现还是挺勇敢的。 Brave of you still to appear like that though.
我想最后再试一次。 I wanted to try one last time.
我们差点就失去彼此了，这太可怕了。 It's terrifying how close we came to losing each other.
真是惊心动魄的一天。 What a day.
我们真幸运。 Lucky us.
一直都很幸运。 Always have been.
记得我们相遇的时候吗？ Remember when we met?
美好的一天。 Good day.
至死不渝。 Death do us part.
哈尔…播放我们的歌，把炉火点上。 Hal... play our song and light the fire.