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阿弥陀佛

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阿弥陀佛

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辛苦，辛苦

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请坐，请坐

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会主，请坐

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好，好

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今天晚上的十八罗汉收大朋鸟

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你们的表演真不错

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你过奖了

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现在先把戏金交给你们

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全部在这儿，请点收

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谢谢

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还有，这是小小的意思，不成敬意

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谢谢

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不要客气

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我们这里太偏僻

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很多年来都没有做神功戏了

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你们的戏班肯到这里来，真是难得了

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你别客气呀

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睡觉啦

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不阻你们休息，晚安

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晚安

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不送了

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请留步

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请

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声哥，要不要多冲点茶呀？

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不用了，你早点睡吧

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明天一早我们就要离开这里

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声哥，晚安

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好，晚安

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难道昨天晚上…

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这件事是这样的…

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声叔，这样说起来

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你岂不是常常遇见鬼了

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你见鬼才真

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声叔说了这么多

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你也不知避忌，还在乱讲

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我们戏班中的人常常扮神扮鬼扮小人

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免不了会遇上了鬼灵精怪的事

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所以避忌的事要记着…

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对不起，我们路过贵境打扰了

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走吧，小心点呀

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声叔，你怎么这么迷信的呀？

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我从小见得这种事特别多

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所以就很迷信

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我就不相信

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我知道这回不是鬼是人

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谁叫你敲打我呀

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这叫人憎鬼厌了

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不要玩了，走吧

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你们这些新入行的年青人脾气真坏

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嘈什么，你主人有人抬

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而我们就跟大队走

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再嘈就宰了你

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让我去拿吧

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不用了，说说笑而已，到啦

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这张床是你的

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拣剩才给我

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换一张床好吗？

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先到先得，没话好说

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喂，我怕蚊虫的

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我有贫血症

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到你做大佬倌时就睡单人房

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用不着住这种大宿舍了

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走开走开，谢谢

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真的不可以商量？

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不可以

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夕阳西照，月影东流

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阿标，你真棒，我佩服你

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阿贵，你这样说是什么意思？

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不，没什么意思

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你这样乱讲是不大吉利的

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我是依书直说的

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依书？依什么书呀？

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赖布衣的风水指南，你看过没有？

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没有

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对了对了

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照书上说这间屋你的床是个三煞位

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不过你可以当没有这么一回事

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不用耽心

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那就错了，有什么办法可以挡煞呀

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装个八卦，养一缸金鱼？

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对，你的生肖是什么？

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老虎

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真的

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是呀

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这个窗的阳光刚好照正着你的床

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你知不知道这叫什么？

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不知道

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这叫虎落平阳被犬欺

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睡在床底下或者会有得救

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我去整理床铺啦

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睡在床底下，怎么睡法呀？

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贵哥，你生肖是什么？

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龙

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那么你岂不是可以吸收日子精华了

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照相书是这么说

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贵哥，帮我忙换张床好吗？

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换床？不行，不可能

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你的命顶得住，帮帮忙好吗？

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很麻烦，又要把东西拿过去

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又要抹干净张床给你

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不用，床我自己抹，东西我帮你拿

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贵哥，捱捱义气吧

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算了，算了

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刚才你有没有睡过那张床呀？

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我是轻轻的碰过

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碰过？请你封一包红包在席底

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不然的话那衰气就会跟着你

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想救也没办法了

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好，好

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麻烦你了

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贵哥，又找到一个傻瓜呀？

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别弄僵我的事呀

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或者你讲得对

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可能这张床真的是三煞位也说不定

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大吉大利

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贵哥，睡在这张床是觉得舒服得多

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干什么？

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人有三急

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阿这么多的尿呀

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陪我一齐去好吗？

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你呀真是生人不生胆

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又不是叫你去抢东西，阿尿而已

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你有没有听说过阿尿齐齐阿

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否则会死大哥

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好，我陪你好了，不要多说废话

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阿尿也不敢

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对不起呀大哥，请你让一让

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有没有搞错呀

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又要我陪你又要我让一让

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不，我跟他们讲一声

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跟他们？

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这种事有什么可信呀

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不是

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那边有个金塔，我就阿给你看

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不要，很邪的

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你真不够运了，想借都没得借了

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味道好不好？

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有点咸的味道

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走呀    什么事呀？

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有鬼呀！

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你说什么咸咸的

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你问我什么味道嘛

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没有

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没有？

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我没讲话呀

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鬼呀…

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干什么？

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吓你

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整日拿些假的东西来吓我

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就算是真的我也不一定会怕

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贵哥，你怎么会常常撞鬼的呀？

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不是撞，是见…

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见？你怎么会看见鬼的

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因为我有一双眼睛

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废话，我们也有一双眼睛

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我这对眼又怎么会跟你的一对相同呢

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我的一对叫阴阳眼

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阴阳眼？

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左属阴，右属阳

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掩了左眼右眼看，掩了右眼左眼看

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想看就睁大眼睛，不看就合起来

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哗，那些鬼不是很得人怕？

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鬼本来就不会令人惊，只不过人惊鬼

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其实人不应该惊鬼的

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为什么？

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因为人的身体有三火

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头顶一把，左膊一把，右膊一把

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只要火不熄灭，鬼就不够胆走过来

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所以行夜路时，千万不要刹时回头

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如果火一熄灭…

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你们有没有试过阿尿发抖呀？

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有

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你呢？

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有

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真的？这种叫做肾亏，与鬼无关

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这还好

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火一熄就会猛鬼入屋冤鬼缠身

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不过这种鬼不是逢人就上身

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是要拣那些杀人放火，无恶不作

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忘恩负义，恩将仇报的人才上身

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所以俗语说

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为人不作亏心事，那怕半夜鬼敲门

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开门呀，开门呀，我是阿标呀

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开门啦，快点

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你们一定是做了亏心事

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所以才怕成这样

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快点，开门呀

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你们干什么？撞了邪吗？

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是呀，你怎么知道的？

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今天早上经过金塔的时候

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就见到你的印堂发黑

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到底发生了什么事？

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就是因为那些金塔

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对，对，他向着金塔阿尿呀

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完了

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不会吧，我一时贪玩

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怎么知道会真的有鬼

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邪物分分钟会沿着水上的

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去到那里你就自己想想看

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有没有觉得不舒服呀？

203
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有点痕痒

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不用娶老婆了，一切完了

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你是说…

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不会生儿子了

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贵哥，你替他想想办法吧

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对，你对鬼认识那么深

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你跟他想想吧

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是呀

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办法就没有了，唯有上炷香拜祭他

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希望你见到的那只不会是恶鬼

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那么你陪我去吧

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这件事怎么能够陪你去呀

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有人陪你去表示你没有诚心

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反而不大好

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那么明天一天亮我就去

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还等明天天亮？迟了就来不及了

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那…

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那什么，玩的时候胆子就大得不得了

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现在就震到发抖

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没办法啦，唯有硬着头皮立刻去

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喂喂，多买点东西去拜祭

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不要太吝啬呀

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知道

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买定两瓶好酒，今天晚上有吃有看

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你是作弄他的吗？

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我是想安定他的心

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阿标，你带路，我们快点去

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还是这样比较好

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有怪莫怪，我阿光不懂规矩

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我不是有意的

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我说你是故意的

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不，不，我一时贪玩

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你很喜欢玩的吗？

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你会不会翻筋斗呀？

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会，会，我翻给你看

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我翻完了

239
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你知不知道什么叫鬼吃泥呀？

240
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,366
不知道，不知道

241
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,330
吃过就知道了，吃呀

242
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:44,172
不是这些，是你撒尿湿了的那些

243
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,049
什么味道？

244
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,750
有点咸味

245
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,791
以后做人要醒目一点

246
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,267
这餐宵夜真丰富呀

247
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,129
都是你的计划好

248
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:10,996
还不快点去多谢他

249
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:11,966
谢谢

250
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,627
你们这班臭小子

251
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:15,762
回去吃宵夜去

252
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,811
不要怪我，要怪就怪他

253
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,408
都是你的所为

254
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,753
兄弟，撒尿就不要紧

255
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,412
但不要搞烂我的窦口

256
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:41,959
华光沐浴

257
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,400
灵光普照万事兴

258
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:51,770
左千里眼

259
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,043
看清人情物理

260
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,647
右顺风耳

261
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,343
听尽事事非非

262
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:04,155
须知人生如戏，莫怨戏剧人生

263
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,753
一切悲欢离合，所有生老病死

264
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,862
尤如南柯一梦，顿成过眼云烟

265
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,168
佳哥，由你替师父开光

266
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,507
朱砂开笔，大利大吉

267
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,338
开箱大吉

268
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,619
你就比我好多了

269
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,361
我尸骨不全是个孤魂野鬼

270
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:50,400
常常受恶鬼欺凌，不知该怎么办？

271
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:53,627
还不快点过来

272
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,532
又要受罪了

273
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,336
那恶鬼的手又痕痒了，来了

274
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,851
大哥，有什么吩咐呀？

275
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,050
为什么这地方弄得这么脏呀？

276
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,955
不是我干的

277
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,957
这里只有我和你，不是你是谁呀？

278
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,752
是上…

279
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,686
没话好说吧

280
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,589
现在不是我手痒而是你身痒

281
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,632
少打一回都不行

282
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,215
这样下去不是个办法

283
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:45,279
好，等我有机会返回世间避一避

284
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,085
各位各位，大家暂时不要工作

285
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,385
我不怕长气，再对你说多一次

286
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,962
我们的老规矩，等回祭白虎的时候

287
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,326
千万不要出声

288
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,831
连咳都要忍住

289
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,337
最近喝得参汤太多痰涌上喉咙

290
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,180
整天在外边鬼混，很容易马上风的

291
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,908
挨不到你说话

292
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:20,150
我胡混关你什么事，难道你有资格吗

293
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,994
兄弟呀，人生在世不风流只因贫

294
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:29,494
贫血就有你的份，你想马上风就难了

295
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,273
别人常常都是这么说

296
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,873
我都不知怎么解释

297
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,644
现在我明白了

298
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,109
你还算弟兄吗

299
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,444
看见我给人家欺负你都不帮忙

300
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,948
还要帮别人来气我

301
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,911
这都是你自己不好

302
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:55,256
俗语说宁可得罪君子莫得罪小人

303
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,693
快干活去

304
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,512
哗，这么大的煞气呀

305
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,415
“万岁，暂时息雷霆”

306
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:06,153
“容臣一本奏分明”

307
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:13,359
“包大人他素来保宗室”

308
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:17,195
“忠心耿耿为朝廷”

309
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:33,209
“大人，大人，容禀”

310
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,329
不行，我怕黑的

311
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:01,733
你没事吧？

312
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:02,805
原来是你们

313
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,543
声叔，他多喝了两杯

314
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,002
听说是你把他灌醉的

315
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,175
怎么会醉成这个样子呀？

316
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:15,413
你太过份了，明天晚上是你的重头戏

317
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,214
你还陪他们鬼混

318
00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:19,851
还不快点回去睡觉

319
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:22,355
回去吧

320
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:23,494
是

321
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:25,361
走吧

322
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:55,379
情惆怅，意淒凉

323
00:25:55,754 --> 00:26:00,316
枕冷鸳鸯连锦帐

324
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:07,187
无魂锁断翡翠衿寒

325
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,918
那个女的真漂亮

326
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,172
怎么无端端会熄灭的？

327
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,196
为什么这块镜子照不见我的？

328
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,598
喂，出力呀，顶住呀

329
00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:22,413
你拉牢，我剪

330
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,683
剪啦

331
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,398
快点上来，还有事情要做

332
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:47,040
我的头…

333
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,516
出来，出来呀

334
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:01,647
这次事情闹大了

335
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:02,957
把东西先收拾好

336
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,094
走吧

337
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,523
快点，快点

338
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,463
快

339
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,304
声叔

340
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:16,640
你们干什么呀？

341
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,197
阿尿呀

342
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,310
阿尿…

343
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,446
怎么一回事，跟我一样

344
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:49,001
你们昨天晚上是不是把新少佳吓晕了

345
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,902
是呀，他让我们吓得

346
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,303
坐也不是立也不是

347
00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,808
就因这样而晕了

348
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,047
有这样好的节目都不叫我一声

349
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,112
你已经醉得昏头昏脑了

350
00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,218
不如今天晚上再多来一次

351
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,614
让他吓得胡里胡涂好吗？

352
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,454
第一次做的是天才

353
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:07,182
第二次呢是蠢材

354
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:10,655
你们这些兔崽子

355
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:11,886
昨天晚上扮鬼来吓我

356
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:15,090
谁吓你呀，你不要乱讲

357
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:16,897
对不起，我有事先走了

358
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,330
办法是你想出来有事就卸责

359
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,631
现在自己打自己的嘴巴了

360
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:25,635
佳，你干什么？

361
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,144
佳哥，有事慢慢讲呀

362
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,182
讲你妈的

363
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:37,578
佳哥，别这样呀

364
00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:44,188
佳哥，不关我的事呀，佳哥

365
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,800
走，快点走

366
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,433
不要打呀，不要打呀

367
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,503
算了吧，再打我就不跟你客气了

368
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:03,076
我阿佳向来就不跟你客气的

369
00:33:07,251 --> 00:33:08,149
死兔崽子

370
00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:09,317
不要打，不要打呀

371
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:14,580
不要打呀

372
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:15,985
你傻了是不是，连他一起箍呀

373
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,388
只箍我一个，你有没有搞错呀

374
00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:21,125
不要打呀，不要打呀

375
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,158
停手

376
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,527
停手

377
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,099
惨了，惨了

378
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,207
你们把我的东西都打烂了，怎么办？

379
00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:32,968
老板，跟我来

380
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:34,202
你赔还给我

381
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:36,678
你们有没有搞错

382
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,907
到这儿来锣还没开就搞成这个样子

383
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,883
声叔，我们…

384
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:43,986
回去再说

385
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:50,589
我现在还在怕呀，我这个人很胆小的

386
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,659
你想清楚吧

387
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,263
一怕起来我连戏也不会做

388
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:55,763
你是他们的老大

389
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:57,457
你还跟他们搞在一起

390
00:33:57,635 --> 00:33:59,660
声叔，阿佳在发脾气了

391
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,505
你们几个人也真是…

392
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:06,006
好了，过去跟佳哥道歉吧，去呀

393
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,102
岂有此理

394
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:09,377
向佳哥认个错

395
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,015
免了，我阿佳受不起的

396
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,207
如果再激怒了他们

397
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,612
岂止扮鬼吓我这么简单

398
00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:16,579
放火烧屋他们都敢呀

399
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:19,188
为了保存生命，我还是避开点的好

400
00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:22,123
佳哥，别这么说，算给个面子我吧

401
00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:23,157
还不快点道歉

402
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:27,958
佳哥，对不起

403
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:30,828
佳哥，他们都知错了，原谅他们吧

404
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,833
告诉你们吧

405
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,269
从来只有别人受我阿佳的气

406
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,569
你们想作弄我，很难了

407
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,041
算了，大家出去做工作吧

408
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:48,648
这位新少佳，真是不可一世了

409
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,814
快点，就要轮到你了

410
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:01,962
佳哥，等一下就轮到你了

411
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,964
我想你跟阿贵先排排戏

412
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,693
排戏？

413
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,065
阿贵艺高人胆大

414
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,332
叫他等一回台上见吧

415
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:13,974
阿贵第一次演狮子楼

416
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:16,041
我想他也不大熟练

417
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,742
练习一下位置也是好的

418
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:21,482
不会吞生蛇就不要学人做小武

419
00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:25,117
麻烦你告诉他叫他演得好一点

420
00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:26,890
不要连累我的声誉

421
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:33,928
对不起，我赶着出场

422
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:36,891
你的眼睛瞎了吗？

423
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:03,283
还没有搞掂呀，快点，轮到你了

424
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:04,285
还有你呀，快点

425
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:05,520
知道啦

426
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,935
又不是第一次，你说是白色的嘛

427
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,778
黑白都分不清楚，真笨

428
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:25,946
奇怪

429
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:35,781
你为什么打我呀？

430
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:36,984
谁叫你亲我呀

431
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:37,991
谁亲你呀？

432
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:39,629
不是你难道是鬼吗？

433
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,133
这次又说不是你干的吧

434
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,464
我都不知道你说什么

435
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,498
为老不尊

436
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:05,086
你怎么乱撞的呀，外面台上正在做戏

437
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,097
请让一让，让开一点

438
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,300
丽姐，这么急干什么？

439
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:24,873
人有三急嘛

440
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,169
对不起，我急尿呀

441
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:30,871
有好戏看

442
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:40,021
精彩呀

443
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:43,251
谁呀？

444
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,566
死鬼阿标，偷看人家小便太离谱了

445
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,201
不要嘈了，不要嘈了

446
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,165
阿贵，轮到你出场了

447
00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,206
是

448
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:05,138
让我欣赏欣赏贵哥演戏

449
00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,345
楼上可是西门庆？

450
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:09,585
正是

451
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,651
楼下可是武松？

452
00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:16,418
正是，俺武松上来了

453
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,667
好呀，好呀

454
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,274
你看，贵哥打得多劲呀

455
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:08,242
当然啦，不像阿佳打得那么没劲

456
00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:12,047
快轮到我们了，快去化妆

457
00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:18,885
有没有搞错呀，走路也会勾跌人？

458
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:20,148
谁勾你呀？

459
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:33,992
要你的命

460
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:46,112
低头

461
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:49,514
低头呀

462
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,348
我…

463
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:53,715
怎么你来真的？

464
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:54,687
我不知道

465
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,328
好呀，好呀

466
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:00,955
锣鼓敲起来了

467
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,632
他什么时候学会了三个凌空翻的呀？

468
00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:14,978
你好本领，抢我的镜头

469
00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:18,579
死兔崽子，爆阴毒呀

470
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,545
不是

471
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,374
快，不然就收不了场了

472
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:22,610
我都不大明白

473
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,422
我的手…

474
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,120
杀呀    不行

475
00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:33,956
为什么不行？

476
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:36,890
你不杀我怎么可以下台呀

477
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:38,733
想下台嘛很容易

478
00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:52,443
武松，你真棒，后会有期

479
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:55,749
你妈的

480
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:00,521
佳哥，刚才我…

481
00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:01,749
我，我什么…

482
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:02,358
佳哥

483
00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:03,083
什么事？

484
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,192
不要发这么大的脾气

485
00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:04,952
我发脾气？

486
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,960
你去问问他怎么样当小武的

487
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:08,498
我自己也不知道会这样的

488
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,226
应做就不做，不应做的就做到十足

489
00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:14,962
兄弟，你这样整蠱我，以后还能捞吗

490
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,073
佳哥，阿贵不敢这样做的

491
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,266
不会？是你这种班主才会请他

492
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,203
声叔，换衣服

493
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:22,806
都是我不好

494
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:34,689
霸王别虞姬

495
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:42,328
贵哥，不打也让别人打了

496
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,990
用不着垂头丧气

497
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:47,262
整晚垂低头似的，来，喝杯酒

498
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,867
谁说我没心思呀？

499
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,198
吃面当然是垂低头吃

500
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,433
难道要这样吃的吗？

501
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,383
笑什么？

502
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:14,689
你不是说过没人是这样吃面的

503
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:15,832
现在就有了

504
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,558
伙计，算账

505
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,639
吃呀

506
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,077
干杯，干杯

507
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:35,978
年青人喝这么多的酒

508
00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:37,347
到年老的时候就跟我一样

509
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:49,525
举头望明月

510
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,464
兔崽子，你一定会有这么的一天

511
00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:56,630
人家都已经七八十岁了

512
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:57,705
还作弄人家干什么？

513
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,172
对呀，要嘛就像

514
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,437
今天贵哥作弄那人一样才算高招

515
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:03,775
其实…

516
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,438
其实想起来都十分有趣

517
00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:07,277
贵哥，你好棒

518
00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,180
连大佬倌你都敢作弄，真厉害

519
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:10,377
你们不明白的

520
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,522
贵哥不是大佬倌吗？

521
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,124
那个人这么嚣张，给他点颜色看看

522
00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,586
这只是迟早的问题

523
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,456
你等着瞧我阿标怎样对付他

524
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,599
嘴硬，你忘了上次被人窒的时候

525
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,097
哑口无言吗？

526
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,929
别多说了，一人一句的窒住着

527
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,366
轮到我讲没有？

528
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,771
既然你们认为今天晚上做得对

529
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:36,978
那么这…

530
00:43:37,147 --> 00:43:39,138
哎，惨啦

531
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:40,746
急尿是吗？

532
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:41,475
没带钱？

533
00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,085
还是忘记带呀？

534
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:46,118
他每次算账都是这样的

535
00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:48,717
贵哥，这次是真的

536
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,893
那么以前全都是骗我们的？

537
00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:53,462
以前是有真有假

538
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,122
不过这次全都是事实

539
00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:58,858
我先回到戏棚取回傢生，再见

540
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,769
喂，喂，吝啬鬼

541
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,564
戏弄他好吗？

542
00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:05,902
好，好

543
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:07,141
像上回一样？

544
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,335
不是又怎么样？

545
00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:09,575
老板，算账

546
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:17,744
不要多想了，得快乐时且快乐

547
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,283
走快点，走快点

548
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:21,083
有人来了

549
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,788
你猜阿标回来了没有？

550
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,366
怎么会这样快呀

551
00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:34,800
他连阿尿也比人慢呀

552
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,930
是不是像整蠱阿佳一样

553
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:38,802
拉台搬凳拆衣柜呀？

554
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,977
用不着这么麻烦

555
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:42,935
他的头脑很笨

556
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,477
假意整蠱作怪就把他吓坏了

557
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:46,447
我们快些去化妆

558
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:47,584
好，好

559
00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:50,754
他们扮鬼吓人都很有趣

560
00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:52,718
让我也趁趁热闹

561
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,436
干什么呀你？

562
00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:09,433
不是叫你做戏呀

563
00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:11,198
叫你扮鬼吓人呀，傻瓜

564
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:15,173
我们一人走一边

565
00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:17,313
他跑到那里我们就吓到那里，走

566
00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:19,344
我怎么办？

567
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:20,642
你自己想办法

568
00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:00,983
有没有搞错呀，你这样怎能吓到他呀

569
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:02,022
是你说的嘛

570
00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:03,659
他跑到那里就跟在他后边吓到那里

571
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:06,455
你要让他看见呀，笨蛋，去呀

572
00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:34,114
我们这么多人都吓不到他

573
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,919
他一个人就把他吓晕了，他真棒

574
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,894
一、二、三、四，他是谁？

575
00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:43,196
我就是我呀

576
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:56,204
那么差劲！

577
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:02,482
一不留心你这个衰佬

578
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,483
就出外寻花问柳了

579
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,281
什么？我只是去打天九牌而已

580
00:47:05,622 --> 00:47:06,953
跟三个女人打天九？

581
00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:08,250
赌钱分什么男女

582
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:09,357
只要有钱输就没问题了

583
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:10,458
那么你是赢还是输呀？

584
00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:11,616
输了

585
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:14,620
当然是输，混在三个狐狸精中

586
00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,789
什么牌都不理了

587
00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:19,534
我就没留意了，我只是顾着自己的

588
00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:21,904
你这人的脾气，我知一清二楚

589
00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:23,096
你快给鬼迷住了

590
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,737
白天不要讲别人，晚上不要讲鬼呀

591
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,350
有鬼呀

592
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,682
有鬼呀，鬼呀…

593
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,725
是别人看见鬼，我们为什么要走？

594
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:48,563
那一定是有鬼了

595
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:49,866
我们看看自己的样子

596
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,660
别人见了我们都觉得见到鬼了

597
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:54,303
快些脱下衣服去拾回阿标

598
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,703
今天晚上那台戏可能被鬼搞都说不定

599
00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:03,538
将军

600
00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:07,177
被鬼搞？我看他们在搞鬼是真

601
00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:10,379
坐正

602
00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:14,348
不要跟那些年青人生气了，早点睡吧

603
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:16,726
这局棋算和棋吧

604
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:17,925
和棋？

605
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,062
好了好了，算了

606
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:25,201
大家都是势均力敌，晚安

607
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:29,271
有机会的话教训教训阿贵

608
00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:32,670
你是他半个的师父

609
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,704
再是这样的话我就跟他不客气了

610
00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:38,206
你们撞鬼呀？

611
00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:39,280
你怎么知道的？

612
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,181
你看你们喝得昏头昏脑

613
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:43,213
不是，我们…

614
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,514
阿贵，你先去睡吧

615
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,179
让我跟他们说好了

616
00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:48,689
我不敢看了

617
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:51,318
声叔，刚才我真的在后台遇见鬼呀

618
00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:52,757
是呀，那只鬼…

619
00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:55,030
不要多说，先把阿标救醒

620
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:02,728
听你刚才所说，那只…

621
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,297
阿贵，你先去上炷香

622
00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:06,305
是

623
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,316
有怪莫怪

624
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:29,229
鬼只不过是人死后的幽灵

625
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:31,000
当人死了以后

626
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:35,633
他的灵性凝聚不散，就叫做鬼

627
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:37,932
所以鬼跟人一样

628
00:49:38,342 --> 00:49:40,640
保持着他本来的人性

629
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,841
鬼也有人性，照理不会得人怕呀

630
00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:46,642
是呀，你们给鬼纠缠

631
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,909
除了吓得一身惊外

632
00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:49,313
你们一点损失都没有

633
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,011
所以我说不算是只衰鬼

634
00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:54,985
鬼也有好鬼与衰鬼之分的吗？

635
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:56,921
当然，人也有好人和衰人

636
00:49:57,094 --> 00:50:00,188
我知道了，好人死后变好鬼

637
00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:02,764
衰人死后变衰鬼

638
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:06,027
阿标这么好色死后变只色鬼

639
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:07,726
那么你呢？

640
00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:09,699
我…长命百岁

641
00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:11,363
那变成一只死老鬼了

642
00:50:14,044 --> 00:50:17,844
好了好了，你这班小鬼头还不快去睡

643
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:21,312
不说还没问题，说了还要惊慌

644
00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:25,684
我先走了，兄弟呀，当心鬼跟住你们

645
00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,514
声叔，晚安

646
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,616
等等我呀，等等我呀…

647
00:50:55,085 --> 00:51:04,790
声叔，我是孤魂野鬼，我想求你…

648
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,225
明天你替我把大蟒袍熨好呀

649
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:13,869
知道，我替你熨好它，你去睡吧

650
00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:15,004
不要偷懒呀

651
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:21,709
别忘了我那件大蟒袍呀

652
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:31,651
破坏我的事，让我来整蠱你

653
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,290
谁碰撞我呀？

654
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:02,876
怎么搞的呀？

655
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:17,015
怎么凳都会喝醉的呀？

656
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:21,086
这么坏呀你

657
00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:39,899
这班衰鬼又来整蠱我了

658
00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:02,889
吓我？

659
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:20,805
你这个人那么可恶

660
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,542
让我现原形来吓吓你

661
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,143
鬼都不怕？

662
00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,145
还假扮什么？

663
00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:00,180
吓鬼？

664
00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:01,421
吓人

665
00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:02,588
人吓人

666
00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:04,523
鬼驱人

667
00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:05,718
驱魔人

668
00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:21,203
以为我醉了，其实我非常的清醒

669
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:26,480
这人这么坏

670
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:30,049
让我到后台弄乱他的衣箱去

671
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,258
谁搞乱了我的衣箱位？

672
00:56:39,662 --> 00:56:42,961
说呀，说呀，是谁？

673
00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,500
鬼呀，鬼呀…

674
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,092
又是阿贵？

675
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:54,110
不是阿贵，是我

676
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:57,807
不要生人不生胆，是又惊不是又惊

677
00:56:57,981 --> 00:57:00,245
白天那里会有鬼呀

678
00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:01,775
要去的话你们自己去

679
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,910
见过鬼还不怕吗？

680
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,111
等一等

681
00:57:05,288 --> 00:57:06,220
什么事呀？

682
00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:09,449
我一走进戏棚就觉得阴风阵阵

683
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:11,250
我不进去了

684
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:12,420
你不进去是吗？

685
00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:13,391
不进去

686
00:57:13,563 --> 00:57:14,655
就算有鬼出现

687
00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:17,493
也会找寻人烟稠密的地方，傻瓜

688
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,134
对，等等我呀

689
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,062
佳哥，早

690
00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:22,295
早你的死人头

691
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:24,833
不要打，不要打

692
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,737
他干什么呀？

693
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:29,178
有事慢慢讲，不要乱来

694
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:35,174
你这死兔崽子，滚

695
00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:39,346
扮人扮鬼，扮…

696
00:57:39,522 --> 00:57:40,489
扮得这么过瘾

697
00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:42,352
你做什么，发神经呀

698
00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:43,353
发神经是你

699
00:57:43,526 --> 00:57:45,357
扮鬼扮马连我的箱位都搞乱

700
00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:46,517
你讲清楚一点

701
00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,027
我怎么知道谁在搞乱你的箱位

702
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:49,460
鬼呀

703
00:57:49,632 --> 00:57:51,259
我的鸟儿也说是你

704
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:53,759
你们都是彼此彼此

705
00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:02,272
佳哥，不要嘛

706
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:04,379
你们走开，我揾食的傢生都敢动

707
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:05,980
是不是想打烂我的饭碗

708
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:07,678
你们是那一位师父教出来的？

709
00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:11,053
什么事呀？

710
00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:12,188
你讲我什么都可以

711
00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:13,549
你骂我师父我就跟你拼命

712
00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:17,758
不要打了，不要打了

713
00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,757
打我？大佬倌都敢打

714
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,134
放开我，放手，不要拉住我

715
00:58:25,301 --> 00:58:32,730
不要拉住我，放手，放手呀

716
00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:45,318
当然了，每天晚上到外面去鬼混

717
00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:46,546
怪不得脚软了

718
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,513
不是，不像

719
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:49,680
不像？

720
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:55,258
佳哥，佳哥…

721
00:58:58,735 --> 00:58:59,565
阿贵，发生了什么事呀？

722
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:00,293
他怎么变成这个样子的？

723
00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:01,528
他…他…

724
00:59:02,472 --> 00:59:03,939
到底什么事呀？

725
00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:05,301
还看什么？快点扶他

726
00:59:05,475 --> 00:59:07,136
扶起他，扶起他

727
00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:10,538
佳哥，佳哥

728
00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:11,973
你们走开

729
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:18,610
我不要你们扶，你们看看

730
00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:22,784
怎么会这个样子的？

731
00:59:22,959 --> 00:59:24,950
你问我我去问谁呀？

732
00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:29,359
千军万马，万马千军

733
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:32,863
俺赵子龙，单枪匹马

734
00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:36,366
匹马单枪，杀出重围

735
00:59:36,539 --> 00:59:40,168
俺赵云…

736
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:41,002
发神经呀

737
00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:43,941
阿贵，快点去拿童子尿来，去呀

738
00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:47,105
下来呀，干什么呀你？

739
00:59:47,383 --> 00:59:51,342
我不只识唱戏，还会翻筋斗

740
00:59:57,393 --> 00:59:58,724
马有失蹄

741
01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:02,861
看…看什么？

742
01:00:03,032 --> 01:00:03,930
阿佳

743
01:00:05,468 --> 01:00:07,060
有须的就是老头子

744
01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:10,270
还有你，你非常漂亮

745
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,834
落花满天蔽月光

746
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,501
借一杯附荐凤台上

747
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:18,670
阿佳，阿佳

748
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:27,048
你们看什么？看什么？有什么好看？

749
01:00:28,191 --> 01:00:29,886
我撞死他让你们没得看

750
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,892
快拉住他，拉住他，你们快点拉住他

751
01:00:35,064 --> 01:00:37,828
为什么捉住我，放手，放手呀

752
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,231
捉住他，捉住他

753
01:00:40,403 --> 01:00:41,768
童子尿来了

754
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:44,366
不要捉住我，放手

755
01:00:46,509 --> 01:00:49,637
很脏呀，不要…

756
01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:56,247
我顶不住了，我顶不住了，我走了

757
01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:03,057
搞什么鬼呀？

758
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:05,224
不要嘈了，只是撞了邪

759
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:11,060
他现在没事了，快些扶他进房里去

760
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,304
阿贵，快点去找胜叔回来

761
01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:17,439
是

762
01:01:26,149 --> 01:01:27,377
我的意见你认为怎么样？

763
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:30,845
好，不过要不要请和尚跟尼姑

764
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:31,987
回来超渡他一下

765
01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:34,487
和尚和尼姑是吃四方饭的

766
01:01:34,757 --> 01:01:36,418
而我们做戏的是吃八方饭

767
01:01:37,393 --> 01:01:39,759
照我的办法去做相信是没多大问题

768
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:44,326
好，你出主意今晚休息一晚

769
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:45,694
我马上去跟会主商量

770
01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:46,800
好

771
01:01:48,571 --> 01:01:51,768
你们今天晚上依照我的办法去行事

772
01:01:52,942 --> 01:01:59,609
升堂

773
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,488
声叔怎么会做出这种事

774
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:10,549
当做戏不是可以了吗

775
01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:18,262
铁面无私，尽解民间悬案

776
01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:21,995
青天有眼，了断鬼域奇冤

777
01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:23,103
王朝，马汉

778
01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:24,204
在

779
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:29,176
镇定一点

780
01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:30,710
与老夫大声呐喊

781
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,111
老夫在此，有冤情者不论是人是鬼

782
01:02:34,283 --> 01:02:35,614
速来伸诉

783
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:36,774
遵命

784
01:02:39,722 --> 01:02:43,488
包大人在此不论是人是鬼，速来伸诉

785
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,437
上台的时间到了

786
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:13,648
不要这么胆子小嘛

787
01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:16,718
我不是胆子小而是没有胆

788
01:03:17,326 --> 01:03:20,818
可怒，生为人死为鬼此乃天理

789
01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:24,194
既成鬼魅有冤不诉，反而到阳间作怪

790
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,891
实在天理不容

791
01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:28,059
蒙圣上赐上方宝剑

792
01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:30,328
既可斩阳间刁民泼妇

793
01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:34,101
更可杀地府的牛鬼蛇神，来人

794
01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,975
上方宝剑侍候

795
01:03:38,781 --> 01:03:42,308
上方宝剑在此，小鬼速速前来

796
01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:47,349
肃静

797
01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:56,891
小鬼在此，向包大人叩头

798
01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:03,864
声音是有，怎么没有人呀？

799
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:07,707
你既然在此，还不与老夫现身

800
01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:09,901
感谢包大人

801
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:16,745
阖起眼睛

802
01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:22,023
有何冤情快些诉说

803
01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:23,850
回禀大人

804
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:27,855
小鬼生前被人乱刀斩死，尸分七段

805
01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:31,624
但杀死小鬼之仇家已经法网难逃

806
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,393
被处斩而死

807
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,672
这些都是三百年前的事了

808
01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:41,037
既然如此，为何前来伸诉？

809
01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:44,469
禀大人，因为小鬼无人超度

810
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,341
变成孤魂野鬼了

811
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:51,377
求大人把我尸骨收集齐全，另藏他方

812
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:54,421
让它安安乐乐，再投生做人

813
01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:00,586
听来言之有理，老夫如你所求

814
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,057
感谢大人

815
01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:04,297
小鬼听着

816
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,102
今后不准你再到阳间滋扰众生

817
01:05:09,272 --> 01:05:11,706
如有食言，定斩不赦

818
01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:17,836
小鬼感恩不尽，怎敢再到阳间闹事呀

819
01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:20,711
谅你也不敢

820
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,482
大人都应承你了

821
01:05:22,785 --> 01:05:24,776
还不快把尸骨埋在哪里说出来

822
01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:27,315
大人，就是埋在小鬼脚下

823
01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,654
但是戏台之下有两…

824
01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:32,157
两什么？

825
01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:36,592
你们太离谱了

826
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,560
今天不开锣也不告诉我

827
01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:41,436
干什么呀你们？穿起了戏服干什么？

828
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:42,829
阿佳

829
01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:46,339
你不就是声叔吗？还扮包公干什么呀

830
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:49,677
几十岁人还有这么大的戏瘾

831
01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,437
阿佳，你听我说

832
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:52,512
说什么？

833
01:05:53,516 --> 01:05:55,108
你现在当正是包公喝我呀

834
01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,013
你发神经呀你

835
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:03,085
你还穿了我件大蟒袍，你马上脱下来

836
01:06:03,259 --> 01:06:05,386
不要嘈，别以为你是大佬倌

837
01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:06,789
就目中无人

838
01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:10,160
兄弟不和被鬼戏弄

839
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,466
这样表明了你到了人憎鬼厌的地步

840
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:14,531
混账

841
01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:15,796
混账的是你

842
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:19,806
你今天冤鬼上身头撞向墙伤了自己

843
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:23,571
而弟兄们于心不忍

844
01:06:23,746 --> 01:06:26,306
所以不避吉不避凶

845
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:29,645
为了你，他们跟我一齐扮包公审鬼

846
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,684
希望能够替你消灾解难

847
01:06:31,854 --> 01:06:34,618
你反而是非不分，以怨报德

848
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,918
你今天早上就被那只鬼上身

849
01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:42,087
还有你的衣箱位都是给那只鬼搞乱的

850
01:06:43,399 --> 01:06:44,832
你说说看，我跟了你这么久

851
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,468
有没有跟你开过玩笑？

852
01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:48,660
有没有做过那不中用的事

853
01:06:50,306 --> 01:06:52,638
声叔，对不起

854
01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:55,340
阿佳，你明白就好了

855
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:57,502
声叔，现在我们该怎么办？

856
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,145
那只鬼说他的骨在棚底

857
01:07:03,052 --> 01:07:04,883
好，我们马上去掘

858
01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:20,326
喂，喂，你过来看看

859
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:21,469
什么？

860
01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:23,867
那些骨就在这里，小心点掘呀

861
01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:26,102
不要掘破呀，小心呀

862
01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:39,246
声叔，那些骨全部掘出来了

863
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:41,045
找个风水好的地方埋藏起来

864
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,212
是

865
01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:56,064
潮州大兄，你副骨头我们替你埋好了

866
01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:58,729
以后你就用不着做孤魂野鬼了

867
01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:03,310
保佑我们戏班场场爆满，财源广进

868
01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:07,645
潮州大兄，我今天天亮起来

869
01:08:07,817 --> 01:08:09,682
跟爱姐做鱼蛋来孝敬你

870
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:11,542
是呀，希望你喜欢

871
01:08:12,421 --> 01:08:14,787
他是潮州人当然喜欢吃鱼蛋的

872
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,465
先上炷香

873
01:08:27,970 --> 01:08:30,530
你看，他死了老爹也没有这么神心

874
01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:33,231
当然，他是怕潮州大兄再来缠着他

875
01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:37,869
缠起来那怕你多烧点冥钱也会缠着你

876
01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:43,011
潮州大兄，希望你有机会

877
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:45,380
早日投胎从新做人

878
01:08:46,355 --> 01:08:48,880
机会是自己制造的

879
01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:50,525
快点娶个老婆

880
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:52,888
叫潮州大兄做他的儿子不就行了吗？

881
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,162
阿标，讲话不要太过份

882
01:08:59,535 --> 01:09:03,301
佳哥，让我来帮你烧几张

883
01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:06,769
潮州大兄有怪莫怪

884
01:09:06,942 --> 01:09:10,708
其实佳哥是很好的，又肯教人

885
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:14,709
你喜欢学戏的话，有空上来跟他学学

886
01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:19,746
好了好了，大家拜完了，我们回去吧

887
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:20,950
走

888
01:09:22,591 --> 01:09:24,957
阿贵，真是不好意思

889
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:27,056
以前的事希望你不要放在心里

890
01:09:27,429 --> 01:09:29,863
不会的，我都忘记得一干二净了

891
01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:35,166
喂喂，他想跟我们在一起

892
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:36,501
怎么会呀

893
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:41,473
难道他会跟我们握手吗，走吧

894
01:09:42,511 --> 01:09:44,775
阿光，真不好意思，以前是我不对

895
01:09:46,315 --> 01:09:47,179
对不起

896
01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:48,245
没事了吧？

897
01:09:48,417 --> 01:09:49,441
不好意思

898
01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:52,211
佳哥，拿着

899
01:09:52,388 --> 01:09:53,412
走吧

900
01:09:53,589 --> 01:09:54,647
改天我请你们吃饭

901
01:09:54,823 --> 01:09:56,518
用不着客气了

902
01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:58,684
快点

903
01:10:12,441 --> 01:10:13,669
这么大的场面

904
01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:17,209
大家这么辛苦吃顿便饭嘛，请先用茶

905
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,122
菜洗好了没有？

906
01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:30,451
好了，好了

907
01:10:36,131 --> 01:10:37,928
丽姐，想不到你对厨房工作

908
01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,431
也这么能干

909
01:10:39,802 --> 01:10:41,394
快点干活吧，不然就来不及了

910
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:42,700
把碟子拿去洗干净

911
01:10:42,871 --> 01:10:43,838
好

912
01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,406
你撞见鬼呀？

913
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:49,635
是你碰撞我嘛

914
01:10:55,651 --> 01:10:58,415
丽姐，有什么工作要我帮忙的呀？

915
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:01,048
阿贵，今天真是希奇了

916
01:11:01,223 --> 01:11:02,383
堂堂一个大佬倌

917
01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,526
居然肯到厨房来帮忙

918
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,254
丽姐，不要取笑我了

919
01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:08,891
帮我割了这只水鱼

920
01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:09,860
这东西呀？

921
01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:10,828
是呀

922
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:15,696
别动

923
01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:21,408
你拿住拉它出来，我来按住它

924
01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:23,238
又揸又按，揸住什么地方？

925
01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:25,312
揸这里，我按住

926
01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,314
佳哥，丽姐按水鱼很有本领

927
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,882
按你的头，拉它出来呀

928
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:31,883
出来了

929
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:33,043
拿刀斩它

930
01:11:33,922 --> 01:11:35,583
丽姐，一斩下去就一颈血了

931
01:11:36,058 --> 01:11:38,526
斩水鱼当然是颈血了，丽姐对吗？

932
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,161
走开，斩

933
01:11:40,896 --> 01:11:41,590
真的要斩呀

934
01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:42,628
斩呀