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Unless that ki'i is returned,
all who have touched it are doomed.
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Rick, you don't believe the curse.
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I'm sure you'll make
an excellent team.
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- I sometimes get very lonely. Don't you?
- Sometimes.
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Hi, guys.
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You're telling us this has got a curse on it?
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Something wrong?
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This is crazy.
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Yes?
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May I help you?
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Sir?
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Uh, you recently purchased a ki'i
from the island of Molokai?
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Yes. A statue of Kalai-pahoa,
the Poison-god.
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- A beautiful piece.
- It's taken me a long time to trace.
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It's probably changed hands many times.
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That's common with such pieces.
They're highly sought after.
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No, you don't understand.
I found that ki'i in a cave in Wailea.
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It's sacred to a great chief.
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The kahuna who guards it told me
if I didn't return the ki'i, I would die.
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You mean it's cursed?
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There is a curse on practically
every piece of native art
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from the Pacific Islands...
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if you believe in that sort of thing.
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Listen! The curse is real.
I can feel it working.
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- Just a minute. Take your hands off me.
- I must have that ki'i.
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- I don't have it.
- Where is it?
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I have to know.
I have to return it to the cave.
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That's impossible.
It... was sold while I was on vacation.
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By now, it could be anywhere.
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Besides, I assure you, that curse
is nothing more than mythology.
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Unless that ki'i is returned,
all who have touched it are doomed.
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No!
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Aargh!
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I know it's hard to believe,
but even in paradise,
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it's possible to have a bad day.
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The nice thing about paradise
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is you've got great places
to get away from it all.
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For me, it's the water.
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Sitting on my surf ski 100 yards
offshore is like being in another world.
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It's quiet and calm
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and there's a lot of space
between me and anyone on the island.
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It's a nice safe feeling.
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But even paradise has its share of hassles,
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but if I can't forget them here,
at least I can see them coming.
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- Hello, Catherine.
- Jonathan.
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I have found something so special
for the auction. Dennis?
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You've already done so much.
48
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Oh, nonsense! This orphanage
is very important to me.
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Wait till you see this.
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What a magnificent ki'i.
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It's Kalai-pahoa, I believe.
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Right. The Poison-god.
He is ominous-looking, isn't he?
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This is one of the few of its kind left
still privately owned.
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I think it'll do very nicely for us.
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- The rest of the items will arrive tomorrow.
- Fine.
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- About security...
- I've got somebody in mind.
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I hope he's not too expensive.
You know how thin our budget is.
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No, no. Not to worry.
He's quite reasonable.
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Oh.
60
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Well, do you have someplace safe
to store the ki'i?
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Yes. Put it in the den.
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I'll get my security expert
and join you on the patio.
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Don't take long. We've got
a million details to work out.
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A minute, I promise.
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I say, Magnum.
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Higgins... you'll be interested in this.
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The strangest thing just happened.
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I was sailing along, as slick as you please,
and all of a sudden, I just fell off.
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It was weird. Then I couldn't get back on.
It's interesting, isn't it?
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Magnum, I keep hoping
that at some propitious juncture
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you'll see there are more important things
than aquatic pursuits.
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Forget it. Nice set of wheels.
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A Rolls-Royce is considerably more
than a nice set of wheels.
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- Who does it belong to?
- Catherine Hailey.
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Co-chair of the Makahu Orphanage auction,
taking place here on the 5th.
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She's a lovely lady, a tireless worker
and an expert on Hawaiian art,
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which is perfect as Hawaiian culture
is the theme of the auction.
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We have items from all over the island.
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- The auction's on the 5th, right?
- Yes.
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And there'll be all sorts of people -
blue blood and all that?
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Which is why I want to talk to you.
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Don't bother. I know
what you're going to say.
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- You do?
- Sure.
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You don't want
to seem impolite or insensitive,
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but you'd rather I made
myself scarce on the day,
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in exchange for which you will
make some minor concession
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regarding the car or the wine cellar
or the tennis court, right?
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Sometimes you amaze me,
Magnum, truly.
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Your intuitive grasp
of human nature is so... so...
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- Perceptive?
- Pre-adolescent.
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You can relax, Higgins.
I will be gone all day.
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Oh?
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Yes.
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The 5th is the annual surf ski race
from Kahuku to Punaluu.
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I'll be gone and it
won't cost you a thing.
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Actually, I was hoping for your presence
at the auction. Planning on it, in fact.
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What?
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Mr. Masters is extremely
concerned, as am I,
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that we have first-rate security here
for the next few days.
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- He's made a very generous donation.
- What?
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You. Starting tomorrow morning.
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Higgins, that isn't fair.
Come on, I got a race.
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Higgins, I got a race.
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Are you afraid
this is a bit more than you can handle?
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All it takes is a security check
at the gate and some extra manpower.
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That's very impressive.
I'm Catherine Hailey, Mr...?
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Magnum. Thomas Magnum.
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You must be the security expert
Jonathan mentioned.
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What were you saying
about extra manpower?
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Well, I'll probably use my usual
associates. A hand-picked crew.
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- How reliable are they?
- Very.
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To make you feel better,
I'll run checks on everyone.
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- Everyone?
- Yes. Outside and in - even on you.
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- Come now, Magnum.
- No, Jonathan, he's quite right.
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I'm very impressed with
Mr. Magnum's thoroughness.
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In fact, perhaps we could discuss it...
over dinner tonight.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. I have other plans.
- Nothing that can't be changed.
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I'm sure you'll make
an excellent team. Come, Catherine.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Dennis.
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Big.
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Working for the auction
didn't bother me. .. not that much,
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but I didn't like how Higgins
had approached me.
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There's a right and wrong way
to ask for a favor,
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especially when dealing with friends.
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The right way is done directly
with some consideration and diplomacy.
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It's honest and it's straightforward
and that's why it always works.
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No way, Thomas.
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Come on, guys.
It's two days. Three at the most.
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Are you kidding? 15 minutes around
Higgins and I start to break out.
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Yeah, but this is a good cause.
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Yeah, right.
The Thomas Magnum Relief Fund.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ten. I'll take mine again.
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Man, I'm taking care
of the best cause I know - me.
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I got this fox coming in
from Los Angeles, man. Ooh!
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Two days, three nights in Honolulu.
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- Sounds like a vacation package.
- Yep, mine.
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Pass.
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OK.
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I just figured I'd ask.
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You guys would understand
what this means
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and say, "Sure, I'd like
to help those kids."
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I mean, that's what I thought you'd say,
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but... I guess I was wrong.
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- It wouldn't be the first time.
- Come on, Thomas.
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Get off that guilt trip.
That's the oldest con in the books.
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Yeah, and what do you mean,
"It wouldn't be the first time"?
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00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:35,015
I promised you a long time ago
I'd never mention that.
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- Mention what? What did Orville do?
- Wait a minute.
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It's something that happened in Saigon,
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but I promised Rick I'd never mention it.
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What was that
snake lady's name?
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That's not fair, Thomas, it's really not.
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- What's not fair?
- It's personal.
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It's funny. It's like what happened
to you that time at Madam Wu's.
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That sword-swallower
from the Lotus Festival?
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Ah!
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What do you think?
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What do I think?
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I think it's a piece of cake.
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- How are you feeling?
- Worse. Much worse.
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I... I can't believe this is happening to me.
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Well, don't worry about it.
We'll get the ki'i back.
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You hired the right guys, Harold.
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It'll be like picking pineapples off a tree.
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- Pineapples don't grow on trees.
- Figure of speech, A.J.
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- Great show.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm sorry you had to
change your plans tonight.
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I didn't have any plans.
I just like to be asked, not ordered.
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I didn't mean it as an order.
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I wasn't talking about you.
I was referring to Higgins.
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See this?
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This is a replica of
the rice god, Monowana.
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The natives used to believe
that rice was raindrops
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that had been blessed by the god,
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so they had to be careful
how they worshipped him,
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because if they didn't
do it exactly right...
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they'd never get food... just wet.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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- Monowana?
- Mm-hmm.
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There is no rice god.
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In fact, there wasn't any rice
until the Chinese brought it in.
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Think you're real smart, don't you?
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I know it wasn't a very good story,
but you could smile.
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Where'd you learn
about Hawaiian culture?
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It's amazing what
you pick up collecting.
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- Like the ki'i?
- Yeah, like the ki'i.
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- It is lovely, isn't it?
- Higgins showed it to me.
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I guess lovely is
in the eyes of the beholder.
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Is there something wrong?
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Uh, just a little dizzy.
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It just seems to be happening lately.
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00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:15,999
It's funny how you always seem to work
harder when you're not getting paid.
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I'm sure it'll go away
after the auction tomorrow.
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- You're sure you're OK?
- I'm fine.
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Really. It's better.
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Let's see. Where was I? Oh.
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Where'd you get the ki'i?
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I bought it, from a woman in
Los Angeles named Alex Huston.
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She collects pre-Colombian,
so I got a good price.
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00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,903
L.A.? Is that where you're from?
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Sometimes.
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Somehow I get the distinct feeling
we are not getting off on the best foot.
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No. I'm just doing my job, Miss Hailey.
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And so am I.
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00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,020
If we're gonna work together,
I don't want tension between us.
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00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:11,790
- That sounds reasonable.
- Things can be a lot simpler that way.
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00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,424
Why did you want to have dinner with me?
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- I just wanted to discuss the auction.
- And?
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And despite some material advantages...
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I sometimes get very lonely.
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Don't you?
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Sometimes.
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But never on a case.
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I don't have a good feeling about this.
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There's gotta be a legal way.
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00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:06,284
If we go to the police,
they're gonna impound the ki'i.
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00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,913
Sands is feeling worse by the minute.
He looks terrible.
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00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,253
Rick, you don't believe that curse stuff.
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No, but he does and the sooner we get it
back to him, the better he'll feel.
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- That'll be one of us.
- Oh, come on. Just relax.
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00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,125
Every time you say "relax" to me,
I get into trouble.
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- What if we get caught?
- We won't get caught.
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Imagine what the jails are like here.
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I don't like macadamia nuts.
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We are not gonna get caught.
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00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,680
Anyway, how tough can it be?
This is Hawaii. Aloha.
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"I smiled modestly
as the Duke shook my hand
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"and thanked me for a job well done.
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"I had looked forward
to a well-earned vacation.
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00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,905
"However, as I turned away,
I heard the words,
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"'We have some trouble in Patagonia.'
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"Needless to say, I didn't unpack."
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Come, lads.
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- Who the blazes are you?
- I seem to have set something off here.
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May I ask what you're doing here?
237
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:51,386
Yeah. I'm Schuster.
Al Schuster. Cando, North Dakota.
238
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,618
I'm glad to see a friendly face.
239
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,719
Me and the little woman
were driving for an hour...
240
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,721
She's asleep in the back of the car.
She's so tired, poor thing.
241
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,894
We've been driving around
trying to find y'all.
242
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,869
It's our first vacation over the water.
It's exciting.
243
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:13,537
I think we'll just hit the hammocks
and skip the comp dinner...
244
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,174
- Hammocks?
- Yeah, the... hammocks...
245
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,512
This is the Kahaluna Resort, isn't it?
246
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,455
It certainly is not. Would you mind
taking your hands off the gate?
247
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,479
Oh.
248
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,702
OK. Let's see...
249
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,805
Here we go. Kahaluna Resort, right there.
250
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,274
That map's been out of date for years.
251
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:48,211
They tore the Kahaluna down
back in '68, I believe.
252
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,775
I recall escorting Clive Jackson-Parr
and his lovely wife Astrid there.
253
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,549
It had a chemin de fer table
equal to anything in Monte Carlo.
254
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,455
I was quite a chemi player myself.
255
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,959
I've passed the shoe to the best of them.
256
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,930
I remember playing with Ferdinand ll -
a rather sore loser who...
257
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,405
He was of the nobility as far as
the peerage was concerned,
258
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:18,102
but the police still thought...
259
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,008
Excuse me.
260
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,694
What is it, lads?
261
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,670
Come, lads.
262
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,410
It never used to be like this
in the old days.
263
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:02,443
It used to be girls in grass skirts
and surfing, rum drinks with umbrellas,
264
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,456
now it's Dobermans,
security systems, barbed wire.
265
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,253
They call this paradise!
266
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:12,662
This is Hawaii - Jewel of the Pacific,
Land of Enchantment.
267
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,689
That's New Mexico.
268
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,735
I'm telling you, Higgins, I checked.
There's nobody there.
269
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:24,834
Someone was here. They tried to breach
security while you were dallying.
270
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,709
Dallying? It was your idea
to take Catherine out,
271
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:31,910
even though socializing with a client
is against my professional ethics.
272
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,418
Hardly a client - she's a friend.
273
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,444
I wasn't dallying.
274
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,314
Something's burning.
275
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,955
Get it outside.
276
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,728
Must've been a short circuit.
277
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:58,307
It's a pity to have lost
that beautiful Mulahuni.
278
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:01,744
- Magnum, the ki'i. Where is it?
- It's right there.
279
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,441
Oh, there it is.
280
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:12,717
- I swear that's not where I left it.
- Oh, come on, Higgins.
281
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:17,821
I'll take care of things. Get some rest.
This auction is starting to get to you.
282
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:23,199
Perhaps you're right.
You will mend that circuit in the morning?
283
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,204
Higgins, everything is under control.
284
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:51,193
After I cleaned up the living room,
I went right to sleep
285
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:53,697
and had a very strange dream.
286
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:57,930
Higgins was auctioning me off
to a group of smoking ki'is.
287
00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:01,336
No one was bidding
and Higgins couldn't give me away.
288
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,774
Finally, Catherine stood up
and took me off their hands.
289
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,576
She was just about to put me
in a bank vault when I woke up.
290
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:13,047
I was gonna be glad
when this whole thing was over.
291
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,914
- Yeah?
- Will-Kill pest control.
292
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,719
- Yeah, so what do you want?
- You're kidding?
293
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:22,386
Are you sure you got
the right address?
294
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:28,059
I've been protecting this place
for three years and I phoned ahead.
295
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,466
- I don't got all day...
- OK, OK, keep your lid on.
296
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:32,765
Hey, Higgins!
297
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,568
Must we shout?
298
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,366
Some guy has some spraying to do.
299
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:43,143
Send him in. I'll be at the main house
momentarily to supervise.
300
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,076
OK. Spray away, Jose.
301
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,313
Yo.
302
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:57,183
"Strip wire A
and then connect to terminal.
303
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:03,657
"Do not touch wire B
until terminal is connected."
304
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:09,298
I hope you're... wire A.
305
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,408
What are you doing?
306
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,384
What does it look like? I'm spraying C-17.
307
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:24,684
I can't wait all day on that repair.
All we need is another fire.
308
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,452
Higgins, who is this guy?
309
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,894
They spray every six months, in the morning
when the real world doesn't exist for you.
310
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:34,831
- Why didn't you check with me first?
- Check with you?
311
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:37,232
Maintenance is my responsibility.
312
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,363
I don't want him spraying
while the auct...
313
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,474
- It's on the beach.
- I'll go with you.
314
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:47,501
No. You watch the house.
315
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:53,510
- Thomas, that lady I was telling...
- I need your help.
316
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,749
But what about my date?
Wait a minute.
317
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:00,586
Just spray the base board.
318
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:09,757
I've been doing this for ten years and
somebody always wants to give pointers.
319
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:17,805
If you're going to stand there,
I'm going to get another mask.
320
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:19,901
Why - is it dangerous?
321
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:23,574
Are you an ant? If you're an ant, it's fatal.
322
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,742
If you're not, you just get sick.
323
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:29,481
You get sick, I get fired
and there goes six years of college.
324
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:36,884
- I'm gonna get another mask.
- No. Just... hurry, please.
325
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,418
Right.
326
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,575
Hey.
327
00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:54,835
Forgot your sunscreen.
328
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:58,872
No, man. I never use sunscreen -
not when I'm surfing, you know?
329
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,782
You're not surfing.
330
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,689
- Why not?
- Because there's no surf.
331
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,189
Oh.
332
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,919
You touch that fence?
333
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:15,626
Gee, man, I don't know.
Maybe my surfboard. Maybe I...
334
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:57,640
- Who turned you onto this place?
- Oh, Big Jimbo.
335
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,772
You know Big Jimbo off at Sunset Beach?
Big Jimbo, huh?
336
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,476
Hey, he never said anything
about private, man.
337
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,079
That goes to show you can't believe
everything Big Jimbo says.
338
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:12,385
He's never been wrong before.
339
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,018
Maybe I'll cruise on
back up to Sunset...
340
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:20,020
and check out and see
what he says next.
341
00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:22,465
Hey... hang loose, bro.
342
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,762
Huh?
343
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:43,043
- You through already?
- How long does it take to kill some ants?
344
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,749
See ya.
345
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,389
How much longer is this going to...?
346
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,644
Oh, my God!
347
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:27,528
- Thomas, I'm sorry.
- Higgins cleared it. Which way did he go?
348
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:31,501
He went left. Hey, I'll try
and find out about the van.
349
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,948
What the hell's wrong with this thing?
350
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,350
There it is.
351
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,819
- Come on.
- Come on? What are we after now?
352
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,013
Oh, yeah, I can see it now.
353
00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:02,755
We're gonna stop all the cars
on Kalakaua Drive lookin' for a ki'i.
354
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:07,561
"If you'll just open your trunk. We wanna
see if you have a poison-god in there."
355
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,975
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Hey there, yourself.
356
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:41,763
Hey, guys. Hang ten, huh?
How's it going?
357
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,093
Thought you were going up to Sunset.
358
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:51,598
Oh, yeah, man. Like, I was
gonna go there or maybe Mahaki.
359
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,635
These are heavy decisions, huh?
360
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,670
Maybe you oughta ask Big Jimbo.
361
00:31:56,714 --> 00:32:01,048
Yeah. I was thinking
I might cruise on into Honolulu.
362
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:06,113
Talk to Big Jimbo or Lola -
this girl, you should see her hang ten.
363
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:09,490
- You could use some wax.
- It's a rented car.
364
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:12,428
Not the car, the board, hotshot.
365
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:16,092
- It's a rented board, y'know what I mean?
- Uh, Thomas!
366
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,967
- Hold it right there.
- Thomas.
367
00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,608
Wax that, hotshot.
368
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,114
Shall we go? Thank you.
369
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,457
Aloha!
370
00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:02,211
- This thing gives me the creeps.
- You sound like Harold.
371
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:36,505
Ladies and gentlemen, there's been
a small change in the items for auction.
372
00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:40,313
Number 34, the Hawaiian folk-art
sculpture of the Kalai-pahoa
373
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,751
has been removed from the bidding.
374
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:46,052
We're sorry for the disappointment
and inconvenience.
375
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:51,323
Let us begin with this rare and valuable
Louis XV ladies' writing desk,
376
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:55,389
graciously donated
by Eleanor Hastings-Boyle of Kahala.
377
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,424
Shall we start the bidding at 1,000?
378
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,366
950...
379
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:11,107
Mabel, would you mind
taking over for a moment?
380
00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:21,955
I believe that Jonathan said
he wanted a thousand
381
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:25,520
and that piece is definitely a thousand.
382
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:30,296
Yeah, that's great, Mousey. Thanks.
What? Look me up when you get out.
383
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,323
Anything?
384
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:35,271
The Will-Kill van was snatched
when the driver went to get a donut.
385
00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:37,570
We got the license number.
It's a rental.
386
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:40,634
Do I look like the DMV?
This could take hours.
387
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,511
- This isn't pulling rabbits out of a hat.
- Rick...
388
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,278
- Magnum.
- Uh-oh, I think I need some coffee.
389
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:50,720
You look even more vacuous than usual.
You've failed, haven't you?
390
00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,314
Well, no.
391
00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:58,226
We've had a temporary setback,
but at least we know who we're after.
392
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,754
Well, we don't exactly know
who we're after, but...
393
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,962
But the ki'i is gone, isn't it?
Probably for good.
394
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:09,496
After all that talk about security,
not mixing business with pleasure...
395
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:12,304
- You're not being fair.
- Damn right I'm not.
396
00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:17,474
Thanks to your brilliant performance,
the orphanage is out $50,000.
397
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:20,143
That is a lot of lunches and a lot of beds.
398
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:23,244
There is something else going on here.
399
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:28,748
Two guys break into the estate and the only
thing they touch is the ki'i. Why?
400
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:32,394
Catherine?
401
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:35,957
Jonathan, I don't feel very well.
402
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,491
Could I possibly have a glass of water?
403
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:39,525
Of course.
404
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:44,701
You said you bought the ki'i from
someone in LA. What was her name?
405
00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:47,370
Not now, Magnum.
Can't you see she's not well?
406
00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:49,936
- OK, I've got it.
- Got what?
407
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:54,315
- Car was rented from the Blue Grotto Arms.
- Get T.C. Let's go.
408
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:09,058
I've been pulling this cab all summer,
run ten miles a day on the beach.
409
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,901
I'm in great shape. So how come
all I want to do right now is sleep?
410
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:16,736
- That'll be 36.50.
- Thirty...?
411
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,267
Great idea.
412
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,444
Thank you.
413
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:28,418
The sooner we put this thing in Harold's arms,
the sooner I can start to celebrate.
414
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:32,513
I just wanna get out of here
and go home. I do not like it here.
415
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,321
What's wrong with this?
416
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,594
- It just stopped.
- I want to get off.
417
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:46,930
Harold?
418
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:47,960
Hey!
419
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,209
Harold?
420
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:54,871
We got it.
421
00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:59,874
We got it.
422
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:03,409
- Here you go.
- Thank God.
423
00:37:05,122 --> 00:37:07,818
I must return it to the cave.
424
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,023
Harold?
425
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,802
- He's dead, A.J.
- Hi, guys.
426
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:36,177
This probably doesn't look good,
but we can explain.
427
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:39,485
- We're private investigators.
- Simon and Simon.
428
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,083
You're not surfing exterminators?
429
00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:46,119
- Who's he?
- That's our client, Harold Sands.
430
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,090
They're P. I.s, all right. California.
431
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:57,240
- Can we put our hands down?
- Sure.
432
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,607
No.
433
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,635
I was just gonna cover up Harold.
434
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:05,581
Don't you think we ought to leave the body
till the cops get here?
435
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:10,644
Before we call them,
maybe you could just hit the high spots?
436
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,623
OK.
437
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:20,689
Harold Sand owns... owned
an antique store in Beverly Hills.
438
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:26,328
A few months ago, a lady named
Alex Huston conned him out of that thing.
439
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,871
- Conned?
- Conned.
440
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:33,366
Yeah. She was young and pretty
and Harold... wasn't.
441
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:37,370
- He hired us to get it back for him.
- Get it back or steal it back?
442
00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:40,509
We found out it had been
donated to an auction
443
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:44,043
by a very rich lady from Los Angeles.
444
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:47,421
I don't know how you hotshots operate
in California,
445
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:50,018
but couldn't you just have explained?
446
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,498
No. Harold didn't have time.
He thought he was dying from the curse.
447
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:59,299
That's right. Curse of the Poison-god.
Oogaboogah!
448
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,898
We didn't believe it either. Harold did.
449
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:05,738
You're telling us this thing has a curse on it?
450
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,870
Harold thought the only way
to get rid of the curse
451
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:11,575
was to put it in a cave
on Molokai near Wali...
452
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,606
- Wailea?
- Yeah.
453
00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:18,748
Harold thought that until we did that,
whoever had the thing... would have curse.
454
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:24,257
That's the most ridiculous story
I've ever heard.
455
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,299
Trade winds.
456
00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:40,635
Even if I believed you guys, which I don't,
457
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:42,976
you owe Higgins a lot of money.
458
00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:45,675
- Huh?
- Wait a minute. How do you figure that?
459
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,241
Easy. This ki'i is worth big bucks.
460
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,810
Uh, Thomas? Excuse me, fellas.
461
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,790
That's the lady. That's Alex Huston.
462
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:57,484
- That's Catherine Hailey.
- Alex Huston.
463
00:39:57,528 --> 00:40:01,555
I'm very grateful for your tireless efforts
on the children's behalf.
464
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:06,036
I am just glad that the auction was
such a success. Would you mind?
465
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,631
That is an awful lot of cash
to be carrying around.
466
00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:15,543
- Are you sure you don't want to come?
- You'll be fine. You have Dennis.
467
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:18,438
Yes. Well...
468
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,374
- Lunch tomorrow?
- Of course.
469
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,311
Why don't you invite Magnum
to come along too?
470
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,052
I suppose I was a little sharp with him.
471
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,890
It's not really his fault
the ki'i was stolen.
472
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,487
- Until tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
473
00:41:39,563 --> 00:41:40,894
Higgins!
474
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,664
Higgins.
475
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:45,199
Oh!
476
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:51,204
What the bloody hell do you think
you're doing? This isn't Le Mans.
477
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,473
Did you apprehend
the blackguards?
478
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,970
You got them? Jolly good work. First rate.
479
00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:00,207
Where are they?
480
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,645
- At the hotel with Rick and T.C.
- What?
481
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,019
- What about the ki'i?
- It's with them.
482
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:09,685
They're working for the guy who owned it,
but it was stolen.
483
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:13,993
He had to get it back because he was dying
of this curse. Actually, he is dead...
484
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:16,864
- Magnum.
- I'll explain later. Where's Catherine?
485
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,268
Gone to the bank
with the proceeds from the auction.
486
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:21,862
You sent her to the bank?
487
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:24,431
- Yes.
- With money?
488
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,308
With cashier's checks and $200,000.
489
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,575
- Tell me what's going on.
- What time is it, Higgins?
490
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,780
Exactly 4:14.
491
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:40,451
- The bank closes at three.
- But the airport's open all night.
492
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,064
It was an uncomfortable ride
to the airport.
493
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,903
It wasn't easy
telling Higgins he'd been had.
494
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:35,503
He took it stoically,
but the look on his face told me plenty.
495
00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:40,472
Because not only did Catherine steal
$200,000 from him,
496
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,508
she stole his pride too.
497
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:45,719
.. to the airline's ticket office.
498
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:53,828
L.A. She said she was from L.A.
499
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:58,661
There's a flight leaving
in five minutes. Gate 7B.
500
00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:04,299
All passengers on flight 1 to Tokyo
report to concourse B, area A.
501
00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:10,072
I say, Magnum, would you? Please?
502
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,375
Hi, Dennis.
503
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:25,193
Departing flight 145
for San Francisco
504
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:29,165
is now ready for boarding
on the upper level. Gate 27.
505
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,370
- Hold that plane.
- Sorry, she's taking off.
506
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:40,139
You'll be more than sorry. You'll be responsible
for the death of my niece.
507
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:45,137
Geraldine was so excited about her trip
that she forgot her heart medicine.
508
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:49,482
Mimi, it's Roy. We've got a medical
emergency on board. Open up.
509
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,665
Oh!
510
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:12,665
Aargh!
511
00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:30,117
This way, Geraldine.
512
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:37,395
- Well done, Magnum.
- Well done, yourself.
513
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,583
Let's go.
514
00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:59,851
Good idea. Before the cops
change their mind.
515
00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:01,915
I can't wait to get back
on solid ground.
516
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,052
- Like California?
- Yeah.
517
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:07,461
Look, we're sorry if we
put you through any hassle.
518
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:08,988
Oh.
519
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:13,662
Look at it from our point of view -
everything we did made sense at the time.
520
00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,399
Aloha, guys.
521
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,173
- See ya.
- Auf Wiedersehen.
522
00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:21,643
Take it easy.
523
00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:27,575
Hey, wait a minute. What about the ki'i?
524
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,347
Cops took it.
525
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:40,356
This is crazy!
I'm beginning to wonder about you.
526
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:44,356
The coroner said the guy died
of a heart attack, not a curse.
527
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:49,031
Higgins said it's worth about 50 grand.
He won't like you burying it in some cave.
528
00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:50,596
Come on, guys.
529
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:55,442
Even the police said it would be better
if the ki'i went back to Wailea.
530
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,144
Something wrong?
531
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,514
No, it couldn't be.
532
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,460
Just had an overhaul
week before last.
533
00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:14,958
The mixture must be too rich.
534
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,329
Yeah, it must be.
535
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:35,143
You are gonna keep that thing closed
the whole trip?
536
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:36,982
Yes.