[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
HEY. I'M RAP BEAR.
I CAN RAP...LIKE THAT.
HA-HA! I'M BACK.
♪ [ Rapping ] IT'S A BATTLE OF
RHYMES ♪
♪ I'M GONNA DO IT THIS TIME ♪
♪ I'M RAP BEAR ♪
♪ MY RAPS ARE MYSTICAL ♪
QUANTUM PHYSICS! WHOO!
[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]
YEAH, YEAH!
>> Jake: BOO!
THAT WAS PRE-WRITTEN!
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
TAKE HIM OUT, FINN!
>> Finn: OFF...
>> NOPE.
>> Finn: OFF THE DOME.
HERE WE GO. UH!
♪ [ Rapping ] I'M-A START IT
NOW ♪
♪ I'M-A BATTLE NOW ♪
♪ WE GONNA MAKE A RHYME SO I CAN
RAP THIS TIME ♪
♪ I RAP FOR MILL-I-ONS ♪
♪ SESQUIPEDALIANS ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YEAH, THAT WAS TIGHT.
>> Finn: WHOO!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Finn: HUH?
RAP BEAR, WHAT'S WRONG, MAN?
>> HOW CAN I BE RAP BEAR IF I'M
NOT THE BEST?
>> Finn: NO WAY!
YOU ARE THE BEST.
GOING UP AGAINST YOU WAS A DREAM
COME TRUE.
I LOOK UP TO YOU, MAN.
YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU'RE LIKE MY
HERO, RAP BEAR.
>> Jake: AWESOME.
>> [ SIGHS ]
THANK YOU, FAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I thought Billy was your
hero.
>> Finn: Yeah, but Billy's dead,
so...
BILLY.
[ WHIR! ]
>> HA-HA!
CHECK OUT THESE DUMMIES.
>> Finn: HA-HA! YEAH!
YOU'RE AWESOME, BILLY! HA-HA!
[ STOMP! STOMP! ]
>> YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS,
BILLY!
D'OH!
AAH!
>> Finn: SICK.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
BILLY!
>> I LOVE RAP MUSIC, BUT ONLY
WHEN IT'S GOOD RAP.
>> FINN! FINN!
FINN.
>> Finn: HUH? WHO THAT?
>> I'M CANYON, BILLY'S
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
>> Finn: SAY WHAT?!
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
I WAS JUST -- PARTY PAT WAS JUST
LIKE --
>> Jake: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHO'S THAT?
>> Finn: THIS IS BILLY'S
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
>> Jake: HIS SPECIAL LADY?
>> NO, HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.
>> Jake: AW, MAN, I'M SORRY.
WELL, I HOPE YOU GUYS GET BACK
TOGETHER.
WHOOOOOOP!
>> Finn: JAKE'S STILL IN DENIAL
ABOUT BILLY.
>> BILLY AND I BROKE UP FOUR
YEARS AGO, BUT I HELD ON TO
THIS.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
BILLY'S LOINCLOTH!
>> AFTER BILLY DIED, I COULDN'T
KEEP IT IN MY PLACE ANYMORE.
I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS,
SO WHEN I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE
RAP-BATTLE FLIER, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE COOL TO BRING IT TO
YOU.
>> [ GUFFAWS ]
OH, THAT'S SOME SMELLY.
>> Finn: THANK YOU, CANYON.
I GUESS I'VE BEEN IN DENIAL,
TOO.
HAVE YOU BEEN BACK TO BILLY'S
CRACK?
>> NO. I CAN'T.
>> Finn: IT'S TIME TO GO SEE
BILLY'S CRACK.
>> SHOULDN'T JAKE BE HERE?
>> Finn: HE NEEDS MORE TIME.
THIS WOULD MESS HIM UP TOO MUCH.
[ GASPS ]
FAIRIES!
OHH, THEY'VE INFESTED THE PLACE.
OKAY, YOU GUYS, OUT!
THIS IS BILLY'S CRACK.
>> BILLY GOT ACED BY THE LICH.
>> WE HAD DIBS ON THE CRACK, SO
BEAT IT!
>> Finn: I'LL DIB UP YOUR BRAINS
IF YOU DON'T RESPECT THE MEMS OF
BILLY.
>> FLIMSY THREATS!
LIKE A TINY BLADE OF GRASS IN A
MAELSTROM, YOU ARE.
THAT STORM IS ME, JORDAN,
LORD OF THE FAIRIES!
I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU OR THIS
BIG --
[ SHING! ]
YOU THINK YOU CAN CHUMP ME LIKE
THAT?
THIS BREEZE FEELS GREAT, DOOFUS!
[ SHING! THUD! ]
ALL RIGHT.
>> Finn: LATERS.
UM, SO, CANYON, WHY DID YOU AND
BILLY BREAK UP?
>> HUH? OH.
WELL, I LOVED BILLY, AND I
BELIEVED IN HIM, BUT THEN BILLY
STOPPED BELIEVING, AND THAT
JAMMED UP OUR WHOLE DEAL --
BEING A TOP-TIER, RED-BELT POWER
COUPLE.
AFTER AWHILE, ALL HE DID WAS
WATCH MOVIES AND PLAY VIDEO
GAMES.
PRETTY LAME, RIGHT?
SO I BAILED.
>> Finn: EVEN HEROES HAVE
SLUMPS, BRO.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
I HEARD HE WAS MAKING A
COMEBACK, TOO.
WHAT A WEIRD WORLD.
HYAH!
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
>> BILLY!
>> WHAT THE...
>> Finn: WHAT IS IT?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE BILLY'S BUCKET
LIST.
>> Finn: WHOA! LET ME SEE!
[ GRUNTS ]
HMM.
LOOKS LIKE HE GOT TO MOST OF
THESE.
HE SURE LIVED A FULL LIFE.
OKAY, HERE'S ONE. WAIT.
"TELL FINN THAT THING."
WHAT THE BUTT IS THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Finn: OKAY, THAT'S GONNA
BOTHER ME FOREVER.
WELL -- WELL, HERE'S ONE MORE.
WE SHOULD DO IT FOR BILLY.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
>> Finn: AAAAAAAAHH!
[ CHOMP! ]
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
>> Finn: HOLY SHRAM! WHOO!
[ WIND BLOWING ]
>> THAT WAS AWESOME, FINN.
YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF BILLY
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.
>> Finn: WHOA.
SO, CAN I SEE YOU SOMETIME?
>> I HAVE A FEELING OUR PATHS
WILL CROSS AGAIN.
TAKE CARE, FINN.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
"TAKE CANYON ON ONE LAST RIDE."
WHOOPS.
UNH.
WHAT? ANOTHER ITEM?
YOU SNEAKY BILLY.
"LIE ON MY BACK IN THE OCEAN."
COOL.
[ SCREAMS ]
WHY THE OCEAN, BILLY?!
[ WAVES CRASHING ]
OKAY, FINN, DON'T THINK ABOUT
YOUR FEAR.
JUST JUMP IN THERE LIKE IT'S NO
BIGGIE.
DO IT FOR BILLY.
FOR BILLY!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ PANTING ]
I'M AFRAID. I'M AFRAID!
OH, DANG. HERE HE COMES!
HERE COMES THE FEAR FEASTER!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WAY TO GO, FINN THE COWARD.
STILL AFRAID OF THE OCEAN, EH?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP!
YOU'RE NOT A HERO.
YOU'RE A WIMP-O!
A CRINGING, COWARDLY --
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING ]
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
FOOL, I COME WITH.
HA-HA!
I'M GONNA NOSH ON YOUR
INSECURITIES.
THEN I'LL -- I'LL SQUAT ON YOUR
HOPES.
SO, NOW WHAT, LITTLE BOY?
HUH?
UH, HEY, MAN, DON'T DO ANYTHING
STUPID.
HEY!
YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN TO FACE YOUR
FEARS WITH OPEN EYES?
THIS STANK IS CHEATING!
>> Finn: THIS STANK IS FOR
BILLY.
[ WHACK! ]
>> NO!
[ SQUISH! ]
[ ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Finn: AAH!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
[ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
[ WHIR! ]
FOR BILLY!
>> WAKE UP.
WAKE UP!
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Finn: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
HUH? WHOA!
[ SHING! ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO MORTAL BLADE CAN HARM --
WHAT?!
[ GURGLING ]
>> Finn: WAS THAT YOU, OR ME?
HUH? HEY.
HEY. I-I'M DOING IT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE OCEAN
ANYMORE!
I'M DOING IT, BILLY.
>> BILLY!
[ TWINKLING ]
YOU FINISHED MY LIST.
NOW I CAN REST LIKE A GREAT
HERO.
THANK YOU, FINN.
>> Finn: YOU'RE WELCOME.
CANYON HELPED, TOO.
>> TELL CANYON I WATCH HER
SLEEP.
MAN, LOVE IS WEIRD, FINN.
>> Finn: I KNOW.
IS THAT THE THING YOU WANTED TO
TELL ME?
>> NO. GOODBYE.
>> Finn: WAIT. BILLY!
>> WHAT?
>> Finn: WHAT'S THE THING YOU
WANTED TO TELL ME?
>> OH, UH, YOU MUST GO TO THE
CITADEL.
THAT'S WHERE YOU FATHER IS.
>> Finn: JOSHUA'S NOT ALIVE.
ME AND JAKE BURIED HIM BEHIND
THE --
>> NOT JOSHUA!
YOUR OTHER DAD -- DAD THE HUMAN.
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> YOUR FATHER, FINN.
HE'S ALIVE.
[ Echoing ] HE'S ALIVE.
[ ECHOING CONTINUES ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪