That's a great idea, Theresa. 这是个好主意，Theresa
Get that to me by the end of play today 今天拍完以后把那个给我
and action it ASAP. 快点开始吧
Hello again. Now, let's take a look at the history of the department 大家好。现在，让我们来回顾一下这个部门的历史
at Reynholm Industries, 在Reynholm工业，
from our humble beginnings when everyone hated us, 从一开始我们地位低下，每个人都讨厌我们
to our recent abrupt and unconvincing rise to power. 到最近我们突然难以解释地掌权了
It's a story for the ages. 这真是一个创时代的故事
Let's look at it now. 现在就来看看吧
[boot up为计算机术语‘启动’]
The IT Crowd first booted up and onto our screens in 2006 IT狂人第一次启动登上荧屏是在2006年
and since then, there have been four series and most recently, a one-hour special. 从那时起，IT狂人已经拍了4季和最近的一小时特别集
Probably my favourite sitcom, I would say, actually. Yes. 我会说这可能是我最爱的情景喜剧，真的，是的
Let's get started, shall we?What? 让我们开始吧，好吗？什么？
The show centres on the adventures 这部剧主要聚焦在
of four magnificently silly characters, 四个超蠢的角色的大冒险
three hapless employees of Reynholm Industries. 三个倒霉的Reynholm工业的员工
Roy...What did I tell you?! ..Moss...I am a giddy goat. Roy...我告诉过你什么来着？！..Moss...我就是大智若愚
Jen... Jen...
and their boss, Douglas... Goddamn these electric sex pants. 和她的老板，Douglas...这该死的电击小内裤
No-one really knows what Reynholm Industries does. 没人知道Reynholm工业到底是干什么的
But whatever it is, they need an efficient and responsive 但是不管做什么，他们需要一个高效、反应快的
IT department. IT部门
Get out of the lift. 从电梯里出来
We were like these kind of fictitional creatures, 我们就好像这种虚构的人物
abandoned to a nether region of cobwebs and second toilets. 被遗忘在地下室，那里布满了蜘蛛网 还有男女共用的厕所
Oh, my God. 哦，天哪
Like all good sitcoms, it's a bunch of outsiders 像所有优秀的情景喜剧一样 这是一群社会边缘人
against the world, which I think is appealing. 与主流社会的碰撞 这让我觉得很有吸引力
Creator and writer Graham Linehan brought to life a classic sitcom 创作者兼编剧Graham Linehan带来了这个经典的情景喜剧
about a corporate world where nothing works, 讲述一个没人工作的企业
least of all the IT department, 除了整个IT部门
and which celebrated the heroic misadventures of what 以及赞美那些“标准宅男”
the show called "standard nerds". 英勇的不幸遭遇
Often they're incredibly intelligent people 通常他们都是些十分聪明的人
who have to do these really boring jobs that are just beneath them 却不得不做些无聊透顶，能力以下的工作
and I thought that that was a nice way of starting. 我觉得那是个很好的起头方式
Graham, you know, is a very warm, great, comic writer. Graham是个很温暖，优秀，有趣的编剧
He came up with the idea, injected the warmth. 他想出了这个主意 再加入温情
It's big because of him. 都是由他而来的
The sparkling scripts were brought to life by some of Britain's 这出色的原稿由一些有才的、善于创新的
most brilliant and inventive comic actors. 英国喜剧演员呈现出来
Richard Ayoade, Katherine Parkinson,
Chris O'Dowd,
Matt Berry, Noel Fielding
and Chris Morris.
The writer of Father Ted and Chris Morris was going to be in it, 神父泰德的作者和Chris Morris都在里面
so, you know, I was really excited.It was a real gift. 所以我真的很激动啊，那就是个真?礼物
This multi award-winning comedy has won fans around the world. 这部获得了多项奖项的喜剧在全世界都有粉丝
The geeks really have inherited the earth. 技术宅真的拯救世界啊
Excuse me.Yes, miss. 不好意思。是的，小姐
The elements of slapstick and broad, physical humour 闹剧、很多肢体上的幽默
and visual gags and references, all these things make it very accessible. 以及直观的噱头和典故，这些元素让这部剧很好理解
At the heart of the IT Crowd is Maurice Moss IT狂人的重心在于Maurice Moss
who is supposedly the brains of the IT department. 他也许是IT部门的大脑
I guess Moss is very, um... 我觉得Moss是很，嗯....
childlike and very positive,I would say. 小孩心性，很积极的，可以这么说
Well, I think that Moss is a classic square. 嗯，我觉得Moss是经典的刻板形象
He's a nerd, a timeless nerd. 他是个宅男，永远的宅男
Oh, dear me! 哦，我天！
-What you laughing at, eh?-This flipping circuit board, Jen. -你在笑什么呀？-这糟糕的电路板啊，Jen
Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. 有个傻货把数据线接到电源上了
Amateur hour. 太业余了
I've got tears in my eyes. 我都笑cry了
It's a very broad character. 他是个有显著特点的角色
He's got his hairstyles,he's got his clothes... 他有他独特的发型，独特的衣服...
I just had a eureka moment. 我刚刚灵光来袭啦
..and yet there's something very authentic about his betrayal. ...还有他会真诚地给人泄密
Why do I keep my phone in my trouser pocket? 为什么我要把手机放到裤子口袋里？
It's too far. But look at this,top pocket. 这样拿起来真是太远了。但是看这个，上衣口袋
Yeah? 你看
See how smooth that is? Ooh, mama! 看见多顺畅没？哦，妈妈呀！
The thing about Moss he was just a big amalgam of Moss就是一个许多怪咖的混合物
various different, I guess, stereotypes 那些刻板的书呆子
and also little bits of uniqueness that were brought to it 再带点我和richard所加入的独特性
by me and Richard and they all just kind of morphed together. 他们在一起演变
Your name is Maurice Moss,is it not? 你的姓名是Maurice Moss，不是吗？
Bit nervous. Sorry. 我有点紧张，对不起
It's fizzy. It's very fizzy.It's fizzy. It's gone fizzy. 它起泡了，起了好多泡，起泡了，变得好好多多泡
Ow! Come on. 哦！妈呀
That's electric.There's electric in there. 有电。这里有电
Got a shock. 我被电到了
Richard is, despite appearances,a very bright guy Richard虽然黑，但是是个很欢快明亮的人
and very precise and incredibly funny, 还很严谨，又十分有趣
like, just so dry 很直截了当
and the fact that he plays such an uncool character 他扮演这么不酷的角色
is one of my favourite things in the world 是我最爱的事没有之一
cos he's one of the coolest people I know. 因为他是我所认识最酷的人之一
The character was occasionally able to adopt a more confident persona, 这个角色偶尔会装得更自信
like a child imitating a cowboy or something, 就像个小孩子在模仿牛仔什么的
but then would just drop it and it wouldn't particularly continue. 但是不一会就会放弃，不会再继续
Roy, can I have a natter with you? Roy，能借一步说话吗？
It's about private man's business. 关于私人生意的事
I'm sure you boys will understand. 你们不会介意的吧
Yeah. 当然
Excuse me, please. 请让一下
Richard loves playing overconfident people and it was nice to be able Richard喜欢演自负的人
to give him a chance to do that every now and again. 时不时能给他机会去演这样的人，效果很好
Will I see you tonight? 我今晚会见到你吗？
Not now, Ivana. 现在不是说这个的时候，Ivana
Did you have sex with that lady? 你跟这小妞上过床吗？
If you call that mindless,animalistic rutting sex, then yes. 如果你把那种无脑兽性行为叫做上床，那是的
I suppose we did. 我觉得我们干过了
He's like one of my best friends,actually, 事实上他就像我的一个好朋友
so I love watching him perform. 所以我喜欢看他表演
IN A NASAL VOICE: Just got that weird voice, hasn't he? It's amazing. 用鼻音：就是这种怪声音啦，很有趣吧
All right, Noel. 别闹了，Noel
[blur乐队吉他手]
His sort of voice sounds like Graham Coxon's, really. 他那种嗓音听上去就像Graham Coxon一样，真的
Oh, no, I've forgot,I can't tie my shoelaces up. 哦，不，我忘记了，我不会自己绑鞋带
Apparently, he remembers me doing this, but I don't remember doing it. 显然他记得，但我不记得我说过
I said, "Yeah, I just see a really,really nerdy guy just very, very “嗯，我就是看到了一个怪咖
"kind of geeky and nerdy, you know, 很怪很书呆的那种，你懂的
"and focused on things that aren't important and stuff", 只关注那些不重要的东西和事情
and he said, "Oh, yeah, what kind of voice should I put on?", 然后他说“啊，那我应该用什么声音来演呢？”
and I said, "Oh, no,just your normal voice," 我说“嗯，不用，用平常的声音就好。”
so you know... But I think, really,what I meant when I said that was, 所以...不过我认为我说这话的意思只是
I just wanted Richard. 我想要Richard来演而已
He was a bit of a grower for me,actually, in the IT Crowd 事实上，在IT狂人里，他像是我的种植者
and, you know, I wish he'd do a bit more performing, actually. 我还希望他演得更夸张点
What are you saying, newbie? 说什么呢，菜鸟？
I came here to drink milk and kick ass... 我来这里是为了喝牛奶和牛逼的...
..and I've just finished my milk. 我已经喝完了牛奶
Moss' friend and colleague in the IT department is Roy Trenneman, Moss在IT部门的基友兼同事是Roy Trenneman
Reynholm Industries' resident shambles of a man. 在Reynholm工业一团糟的男人
He was slightly more capable of talking to people 他比较能够和三次元的人说话
from the outside world than Moss was, 比起Moss来
but essentially, he was that man-child 但本质上，他还是个大男孩
that's slightly kind of socially inept. 不太会社交
There's a lack of self-awareness,maybe, in Roy in that he thinks 他可能没什么自知之明，
he's cooler than that, he thinks 在Roy看来他觉得他比那些人酷点
he's on the cool edge of nerdiness,I think. 他在宅男里面算酷的了，我觉得他是这么认为的
The, the first thing I thought was very important was that 刚开始我想到一件很重要的事是
Roy shouldn't be played by an Irish person and then Chris came in Roy不该由爱尔兰人扮演，然后Chris就进来了
and he was just amazing and,and, you know, and I thought, 他表现很棒，我就想
"Well, I'll actually be brought up against the race relations board “好吧，我会带来种族隔阂的
"if I don't hire Chris because he's obviously the best man for the job." 如果我不雇Chris的话 因为他明显是最合适的
I remember in the first series really enjoying Roy in Messy Joe's 我超喜欢第一季Roy在Messy Joe餐厅的戏
and he was just trying so hard to be a bastard, 他努力想做一个混球
cos that's what he thought that women wanted to go out with. 因为他认为那样女人就会想跟他一起出去约会
This seems an unusual place for someone like you to want to meet. 你这种人不太会来这样的地方吧
Yeah, well, everyone needs a place to come to be alone. 对啊，但每个人都需要一个地方自己静静
His absolute snark and,and misanthropy 他不受约束的冷嘲热讽和愤世嫉俗
is really bang on for a certain tribe of nerds. 是宅男中某一群人的写照
He is YouTube commenter number three who says, "No, it's just shit." 他就是油土鳖里的地板，老是评论“天，这他妈什么玩意儿”的那个
No, no, no, Jen, it's infected. 不不不，Jen，你电脑中毒了
If this was a human being,I'd shoot it in the face. 如果这是个人的话，我会一枪打爆他头
I like the fire in the Sea Parks. 我喜欢海洋公园着火那个梗
I think that's one of my favourite storylines for him. 我觉得这是我最喜欢的Roy的故事线之一
Her parents died in a fire. 她的父母死于火灾
Oh, God, I'm sorry, that's horrible. 哦，天哪，我很抱歉，那真可怕
Yeah, yeah... Yeah, it was a fire... 对对对...那是一场
..at Sea Parks. 在海洋公园的火灾
Sea Parks?Yeah. 海洋公园?对
It just seems like a weird place to go on fire. 在那里着火好像不太对啊
It's a very weird place to go on fire! 那里着火当然不对了！
A fire at a Sea Parks!? 一场在海洋公园的火灾！？
It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard! 这真是我听过的最诡异的事了
That's probably one of the ones I get quoted most is... 这大概是我引用最多的一句话了
"A fire...in a Sea Parks?!" “一场在海洋公园的...火灾？！”
That was actually one of the most fun things to do on the day, I remember. 我记得这是那天最有趣的事之一
HE CHUCKLES 吼吼吼
Just the incredibleness of it. 那事儿就是太可疑了
He cannot rest,he literally cannot sleep 他不休不眠
until he's worked out how a fire 直到他找到怎么才能在海洋公园
could have happened at Sea Parks. 引发火灾为止
There are 12 exits. 有12个出口
What are you doing? 你在干什么？
Golly. 天了噜
What? 什么？
What are you doing on the computer? 你对着电脑在干嘛？
Masturbating. 打飞机
And he works it out and his emotions at that moment are pure satisfaction 他终于找出了方法，在那一刻他精神上极度满足于
that he has solved a problem. 他解决了那个问题
I see. 我懂了
So if the fire started here and they were there, 如果火从这里着起来而他们位于那里
then there's no way they could have escaped. 那他们就无路可逃了
So they must have been there. 所以他们一定是要在那里
Ah, ah! 啊，啊！
Will you just...stop it? 别再烧了好不？
Chris is a very good actor so he's able to actually imbue things Chris是个很棒的演员，所以他能在表演中投入情感
with emotion rather than just choose what level of nasal to do. 而不只是变个声而已
Oh. 哦
Aah. 啊哈
KNOCKING ON DOOR 敲门声
Hello, hello,are you all right in there? 你好，你好，你还好吗?
Um... 嗯...
Do you need help? 你需要帮助吗？
I'm disabled. 我残疾啦
I do love people though who, instead of just accepting that 比起那些觉得我还是快停下假扮残疾人
maybe I better stop this because this might get a bit embarrassing, 因为等会儿会很尴尬的人们
will actually go the full way and lie down on the toilet floor 我跟喜欢那些做全套，躺在厕所地板上
and pretend to be disabled. 假装残疾的人们
Oh, my God, what happened? 哦，老天，发生了什么？
I fell off the toilet. 我从马桶上摔下来了
For me, that's a certain kind of bravery. 对于我来说，那是一种特殊的勇气
There's a certain kind of bravery in that, that, that I kind of admire. 这种勇气我很欣赏
How are you disabled? 你那里残疾？
Leg disabled. 腿
Well, I'm being,do you have a wheelchair? 好，我来啦，你有轮椅吗?
Yes. 有
Where? 在哪儿？
Stolen. 被偷了
What comes across very obviously at the sort of core 很明显，这个梗的精髓就在此
and that warm core is,is Chris' sort of natural warmth. 内核是Chris与生俱来的喜剧天赋
Chris O'Dowd is just,he's just got funny bones. Chris O'Dowd骨子里就很逗
Oh, thanks again, man, this really 哦，再次感谢，哥们
does feel so much better. 这让我感觉好多了
Ah. 啊
Oh, yeah. 哦哦哦，爽
Oh, yeah, all finished. 好啦
Mwah. 么么哒
Roy and Moss have a very special relationship. Roy和Moss之间的关系非比寻常
Despite their occasional ups and downs, they make the perfect couple. 除了偶尔小打小闹，他们真是完美的一对
I think that what's really developed over the series 在这4季电视剧中，真正发展了的
is the relationship between Roy and Moss. 是Roy和Moss之间的关系
They're sort of like the couple. 他们有一点像一对儿
It's such a lovely day.Shall we go to the park? 天气真好，去公园吧？
Yeah. Let's have a lovely lunch in the park. 好呀。我们去公园吃午餐吧~
I always thought that they met each other at college 我一直认为他们是在大学遇见彼此的
on the first day and then never met anybody else 在开学第一天，然后就再也没碰到过其他人了
and that was it. 就是这样
They maybe lived together and would stay up playing games 他们大概会一起生活，还有熬夜打游戏什么的
and they just never got laid. 当然也从不会和别人滚床单了
Go, go, go. 快走，快走
Ooh! What have we here? 哇哦！看我们发现了什么
Hello. 你好呀
So tell me, who wears the trousers in this relationship? 快来告诉我，你们之中谁是攻
What? 什么？
Oh. No, we're not homosexuals.We're just very good friends. 哦不是的，我们不是同性恋，我们只是非常非常要好的好朋友
-So you've never had a look?-At what? -所以你永远不会看到了？-看到什么？
His bum! 他的屁股！
I've seen it when he crosses in front of my desk 他原来经过我桌前的时候我曾经见过
or should he bend over to pick something up. 或者是他弯腰捡东西的时候
I'd love to work in THAT office. 我真想在你们这样的办公室工作~
They are basically, you know, like two 14-year-olds 他们都很幼稚，你知道的，就像十四岁的少年那样
who've suddenly discovered a best friend in the other person. 他们很快的就和彼此成为了好朋友
But, you know, you want people who seem like friends. 但是你知道，你有时总是想要一些如朋友般的人
If they didn't, you wouldn't want to spend time with them. 如果他们不是，你则不想浪费时间在他们上
-Let's glare.-What? -让我们瞪起来-什么？
Let's glare at people, like a couple of tough nuts. 让我们瞪着其他人，就像一对深井冰硬汉那样
Oh! OK. 哦，好的！
Let's glare at this sucker on his way to work. 让我们瞪那个去上班的傻瓜吧
Feeding the corporate machine. 滋润滋润这工作机器
And, er... 以及，呃……
He's coming up.He's getting on the bus! Oh, don't, don't. 他要来坐巴士了要来了！哦别，别……
Why did you suggest him? You could have suggested anybody. 你为什么要建议瞪他？咱们本来可以瞪其他人的
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH *脚步接近的声音*
-What are you doing there?-We weren't.We thought you were someone else. -你们刚在干嘛？-没干什么，我们认错人了。
What's it to you? -这和你有什么关系?
It's OK. We're bunking off and he's excited. -没什么事，我们翘班了所以他比较兴奋
We're bunking off! -我们翘班了哦！
《斯特普托和儿子》：英国出品1962~1974年的情景喜剧
It reminds me a little bit of Steptoe And Son,because one drags the other down 这让我想到了有关《斯特普托和儿子》一些事，因为其中之一拖了后腿
and Chris always seems like a sort of... 以及Chris经常看起来有点……
He's frustrated, wants to break out of this sort of dynamic 他有点沮丧，想打破这种现状
but can't and ultimately is as dependent on Moss as Moss is on him. 但是不行，在最后他和Moss总是互相依靠
Jen should never have ended up in the basement. 而Jen本来根本就不可能来地下室的
She knows nothing about Computers 她对电脑毫无所知
and has no interest in learning because she's better than IT. 以及她对学习这些也提不起兴趣，因为她总是胜过搞IT的
She's going places. 她很厉害的
I think Katherine Parkinson is amazing in her role 我认为Katherine Parkinson带来的角色十分精彩
because Graham has created a woman that I recognise in real life. 因为Graham创造的这个角色我真的在生活中遇见过
One of the first things we auditioned 我们的第一场试演是
was the interview about what she knows about computers. 是关于了解IT程度的那次面试
She was doing all that mouse, mices, all that stuff beautifully. 她把鼠标啦，老鼠啦这种事情处理的漂亮
So, you know, she was really funny. 所以你知道的，她十分的好玩哦
I'll put you in IT because you said on your CV you have a lot of experience with computers. 根据你简历上的和电脑相关的经验，我会把你安排到IT部分
I did say that on my CV, yes. 没错，我确实在我简历上这么说了
I have a lot of experience with the whole...computer...thing. 我确实处理过这一系列的……有关电脑……的事情
You know, emails, sending emails, 你知道的，邮件啦，发邮件啦
er, receiving emails and deleting emails. 嗯收邮件啦，还有删除邮件
The ordinary person up against this sort of leviathan 一般人对待这些二十世界的
of 20th Century technology... 带来的巨大变化
Clicking, double clicking...The computer screen of course. 单击，双击。当然还有电脑屏幕啦
..which goes back to Chaplin's Modern Times and Jacques Tati's Mon Oncle. 就像回到了卓别林的《摩登时代》还有Jacques Tati的《我的舅舅》的时候
I don't know whether it's necessarily that she's a likeable character. 我不知道这是否需要让她成为一个炒鸡可爱的角色
I think it's more that there is that shallow, vain, egotistic aspect to all of us. 我认为这更凸显了我们所有人浅薄，虚荣，自大的一面
Is this a new desk?Yeah. I thought I needed some new furniture -这是新桌子吗？-是的，我认为我应该更新家居了
so I got some stuff from upstairs. Sit down, please. 所以我从楼上弄了点过来。请坐。
I think as the series went on, Jen became more of a part of the trio 我认为随着剧情发展，Jen更加融入到了这个三人组来
rather than being an adversary kind of figure. 而不是作为一名反派的角色
And she became more and more socially inept. 她也变得越来越不善交际
The best thing about the job was meeting Katherine for the first time 这工作最好的地方就是第一次认识Katherine
and working with Katherine because I hadn't worked with her before, 还有和她一起工作，我们之前从未一起工作过
and, you know,I thought she was great. 你知道的，我认为她是最棒的
I'd always want to do stuff with her again. 我希望下次还能和她合作
# I love him, I love him,I love him so! # *我爱他，我爱他，我好爱~他~!*
Goodness me. What, what, what would you term what just happened there? 我了个去，你刚刚在那里到底在干嘛……干嘛啊……
Norman says my voice is extraordinary. Norman夸我的声音极其动听
He's right. 他是对的
Oh, this is a long song. 这实在是好长的一首歌啊
In her love life she's as disastrous as the rest of womankind, 在她的爱情生活中，她和其他女性一样都是灾难性的
it seems to me. ……在我看来。
Let me guess. 让我猜猜
You're a...red wine person. 你要喝红酒
Yes, yes, I am. 是的，没错
Oh, I would be too, if we could get SOME SERVICE ROUND HERE! 太巧了我也是，如果我们可以在！这！点！餐！的！话！
（Hucknall是mick hucknall，Simply Red 乐队主场，此处故意用的）
Yeah, you, Hucknall. When you're Simply Red-y! 没错就是你，Hucknall，你可以开始点餐了么！
The brilliant episode with Adam Buxton where he thinks she's died Adam Buxton参加最赞的片段是他以为她死掉了
and then goes round telling everyone in the office 并告诉了她办公室里的所有人
that he was the last person she'd had sex with. 同时还说她是他滚过床单的最后一个男人
I'm a bit stressed and it's all...just fun and games. 我特别紧张，而这一切……就只是个玩笑而已
I think the moment of her in the rain, you know, at the window, 我认为她在雨中的那一刻，你造的，在窗户后面
that's exactly what I wanted it to be, you know. 完全是我想要的画面
The Haunting Of Bill Crouse, Bill Crouse版的《The Haunting》
that's exactly how I saw it fit that shape, you know. 就是这种感觉
Stop telling people I slept with you. 不要再给其他人说我和你睡了
I will, I will! I'm sorry. 一定！一定！我错了
You bastard. 你个坏蛋！
Complete bastard! 大?坏?蛋！
I know, I'm sorry. 我错了，我错了！
You bastard! 坏蛋！
Despite being technically superior 尽管IT组的技术比
to everyone else at Reynholm Industries Reynholm公司的其他人都要高很多
and ensuring that the computers keep ticking along, 而且使每台电脑工作正常
Moss, Roy and Jen are always treated as the social underclass. Moss,Roy和Jen却常常接受不公平的待遇
The brilliant thing he did was create a world, an enclosed world, a bubble really 他做的最棒的是创造了一个世界，一个封闭的，真实的世界。
for these characters to function in 而对于角色来说
where insane things could happen. 所有的事情都是顺理成章的
I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess 我知道这儿看起来蛮混乱的
-but it's actually a very delicate ecosystem.-Ecosystem. -但这儿确实存在着一种易被破坏的生态系统-生态系统哦
-Everything is connected.-Connected. -所有的事情都有联系。-联系
It's like the rainforest. Much like the rainforest. -就像热带雨林一样。-很像热带雨林
You change one thing, even the tiniest bit, 你改变其中之一，甚至是一个细节
and the whole rainforest dies. 会引发整个雨林的灭亡
I had a brother who was working in IT, still works in IT, 我的一个哥哥在IT部门工作，现在仍在
so I kind of knew that world a little bit 所以我对他们的部门有一点了解
and how socially inept he and his friends were. 他们那儿的人都有点不善交际
And just the grumpiness of that situation. 而且我还了解他们那儿的人如何处理一些问题你
The things that Roy is being asked to do are so beneath his capabilities 人们让Roy做的事情都太简单了
that he's become... He's started to hate people. 这让他变得……有点开始讨厌其他人
PHONE RINGS *电话铃响*
And it's not them. It's definitely me phoning them up. 这并不能怪他们，毕竟打电话的是“我”
I'm the annoying one that can't do the simple thing. 我不仅无法完成简单的事情还在打扰他们
You can totally see why they would be, you know, a little bit angry sometimes. 你完全可以明白他们为什么会这样，为什么有时会很烦躁
Hello. IT. 你好，IT部门
Have you tried turning it off and on again? 你试过关掉你的电脑并重启他们了吗？
Turn it off and on again. 关掉，然后重启
Have you tried turning it off... You know what? I'm sick of saying that. 你试过关掉你的电脑……好吧你知道了吗？我讨厌这样做
Its kind of lasting legacy for me will be its technical advice 我留下印象最深的就是那些IT技术
which is basically turn it off, turn it on again. 也就是重启，重启，重启之类的
That's the legacy of the IT Crowd for me. 这就是我的《IT狂人》后遗症吧
Er, the BUTTON turns it on. 额，按下那个按钮
Yeah. Yeah... 就这样，没错，
You do know how a button works,don't you? 你不会不知道怎么按按钮吧？
"The button? No, the button.No, not my shirt button." 扣子（此处双关）？不，是按钮。哦，不是我T恤上的扣子啊
No, there you go! No, there you go. I just heard it come on. 嗯，嗯，就这样就这样，我听到你按下啦
No, no, that's the music you hear when it comes on. 不，这只是你的开机音乐
No, that's the music you hear when it... 不，这音乐是……
I'm sorry, are you from the past? 抱歉问一句，你是从过去穿越来的么？
"Are you from the past?" “你是从过去穿越来的么？”
I mean, it is so absolutely wonderful, it really is. 我想说这实在是太经典了，炒鸡经典的。
I want it on a sampler over my bed. 我要把这句贴到我床头。
Up on the boss level, 再说说公司里BOSS级别的人物
Reynholm Industries has been tormented by two different bosses. Reynholm公司被两个性格迥异的人管理着
Firstly by the demented and deranged Denholm. 首先是由十分深井冰的Denholm
I am declaring war. 战争就此开始
I can see that got your attention. 我造你们都被我吸引了
The casting of Chris Morris, absolute genius 扮演者Chris Morris，真是个鬼才
because it was so just incredibly exciting to see Chris Morris entering into the spirit 看着Chris向老板一点一点灵魂式的转变
of this completely extraordinarily over-the-top character. 实在是令人振奋不已
Come on! OK! 来吧~~！就这样！
He brings this slightly terrifying edge. 他带了点诡异的性格进去
Very strict. You don't want to get on his wrong side. 十分严肃，你绝不想站在他的角度
You fucked up. 你【哔——】完蛋了（虽然按晚了233）
A slightly sociopathic sort of performance. 轻微的反社会倾向
See this balloon, Jen? 看到这个气球了吗，Jen？
I'm going to burst it but I'm not going to tell you when. 我要在神不知鬼不觉的时候把他戳破
Do you feel stressed, Jen? Jen! Jen! 你对此紧张吗？JEN？Jen！Jen！
Look at that. 看着它
That's your peace of mind 这是你平静的思绪
and it's going to go bang. 而它马上就要被打破了
I'd never met him and was terrified.I was a big fan, like everybody. 我之前从没有见过他，也比较害怕。我就像其他人一样是的狂热的小粉丝
He just couldn't have been more welcoming and fun. 他实在是太受欢迎而且炒鸡好玩
I had a great time with him. 和他相处的很愉快
I was mostly reacting to mad stuff he was doing 他的表演实在是太抓我了
because his character was kind of like that, which I was happy about, 因为他的角色实在是让我太喜欢
because I wouldn't have been comfortable trying to make him laugh. 比如让这个角色开心实在好困难
Chris really had that authority that I was looking for, Chris身上确实有一种我所想要的威严
which I loved so much in his Day Today and Brass Eye persona. 就像在他所扮演的在Day Today或者Brass Eye里的角色一样
He set the tone brilliantly in the first series because... 他从第一季的时候就定下了完美的基调
There's a way of doing Graham's material that isn't... 因为Graham的感觉并不是……
You can't just be realistic with it.That's not really what's required. 你不能去把它和常理共同对待，它并不符合。
Sorry to interrupt,but there are some policemen here. 抱歉打扰一下，门外有一些警察
They say they need to speak to you about irregularities in the pension fund. 他们说来找你谈谈养老金方面的问题。
I see. Could you make them a cup of tea please, Stephanie? 这样啊，Stephanie，先去请他们喝点茶
KATHERINE: His suicide is,for me, one of the best moments in all the series. KATHERINE姐姐：对我来说，老板自杀是这部剧里最好玩的地方
Following his abrupt resignation, 随着他突然的辞职
Douglas, his even more bonkers son Douglas，他的更疯狂的儿子
arrives with an even bigger ego and a rampant libido. 回归时带着一种更自我的性格和狂野的性欲
FATHER! 老~~~爸~~~~~~
I think Douglas had possibly the best introduction 我认为Douglas的出场方式
to a comedy character I have ever seen. 是我见到过最好的喜剧演员的出场
Unhand me, Priest. Where is your God? Where is your God now? 把手移开，牧师，你的上帝在哪啊？上帝此时在哪啊？
Here lies a great man, a great man. 这躺着的是一个伟人，伟大的人
FATHER! 老爸！
Matt Berry sort of took it on a notch, I think, really, from Chris Morris. Matt Berry确实在某些方面比Chris Morris上了一个层次
He really nailed it, you know, with his daft voice. 他确实做到了，你造的，凭借他的好蠢的嗓音
It's a tall order, you know, filling his boots, 从（Chris）这里接手确实很艰巨
so I was pretty keen just to go in, you know, and do my own thing 所以我对进入角色十分感谢趣，通过我自己的方式来做
and if it worked, it did, 如果成功了还好
and if it didn't, you know, they'd let me know pretty quick! 如果没成功，他们就会要我好看
I think Douglas is a complete tool. 我认为Douglas完全是被利用的人
What department is this? 这是什么部门？
-Sorry?-Well, if it's work related, then obviously you'll know what department this is. -什么？-好吧，如果和工作有关，你一定会知道这是什么部门的。
What department is this? 这是什么部门？
Some sort of homosexual department? 专门搅基的部门？
He had to be so confident and so sort of privileged 他有点过于自信，再加上带着点特权
that he didn't care whether things, you know, would come out wrong, 他不在乎任何事情，也不会考虑结果
whether they'd cause, you know, offence 也不会在意是否冒犯了谁
or, you know, make him look like a fool 或者这是否让他看上去有点傻
because that would be, you know, impossible for him. 你知道，他根本不会在意
It's all the worst qualities you can give a man. 他身上有着几乎所有的男人的坏品质
Sex mad. Well, that's not too bad, I suppose. 性爱狂。当然这也不是很糟。
Misogynist, mean, vain and bullying. 对女性歧视，刻薄，虚荣还有欺凌弱小
The episode where he does end up dating the journalist who comes to interview him is astonishing. 说到那集他结束了和采访自己的记者约会的事情，实在是令人震惊
-Favourite popular figure?-Churchill. -最敬佩的名人？-丘吉尔
What is it you like about him? 你为什么敬佩他？
I love the way he says... 我喜欢他说“哦没错”
Oh, yes. 的说话方式
The story is that this woman ends up being a person who's... 这个故事的结尾是这个女生
A man who's had a sex change. 其实是一个男的变性而来的
April, I love you. April，我爱你
What! 真的吗！
That's right. I totally love the bloody arse off you. 是的，我他妈的爱上你了
And the best thing is before he makes this realisation, 最奇妙的是在他知道（她是男人）这个事实之前
it's the perfect relationship 他们的结合十分完美
because they're watching the darts in bed, 比如他们一起在床上看飞镖比赛
they're eating takeaway, they're having competitions to see who can down the fastest pint 一起吃外卖，比赛谁喝酒喝得多
and then going home and shagging each other. 一起回家一起滚床单
It is the perfect relationship for Douglas 实在是太美好了
until of course he realizes exactly what's going on. 直到Douglas意识到发生了什么
Oh, poppet. To think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran. 哦小可爱，想想咱们当初相遇的时候，你还为你来自伊朗特别担忧呢
Almost the joy of it is it's so ridiculous 这段最搞笑的
that he misheard that in such a pathetic way. 就是起因于他听错了
A man! I said I used to be a man. 一个男人，我说我原来曾是一个男人
You used to be a man? 你曾经是爷们儿？
Yes. 是的
Oh, God! 我的天！
Roy, Moss and Jen aren't alone in the basement. 地下室里并不只有Roy Moss和Jen
Behind the mysterious red door lives Richmond. 在谜一样的红门背后还有一个Richmond
It just shows how brilliant Graham's writing is, Graham剧本这样描写实在太精妙了
to get a character who's, you can have a kind of Edward Scissorhands 让一个就像剪刀手爱德华的怪人
weirdo in the middle of an IT department and it works completely. 存在于地下室里实在太赞
The first thing I ever did was, she opened the door and I was there, 我演的第一场戏就是她打开红门，我在门背后
and it was sort of like, it was a great thing, it was a great reveal. 这炒鸡好玩，很赞的出场
He's just in his own happy world, hiding in his server room, 他存在于他自己的欢乐世界，就在那个小小的机房里
I assume that's what it's supposed to be 我想这就是原因
and he doesn't know what the blinking lights do. 他根本不清楚那些闪亮的小灯的作用
I mean, I don't know what any of this stuff even does. 我根本不知道这些东西是干嘛的
What's going on there? 那为什么会闪亮呢
I don't know. 我不知道
Is it good that it's doing that? 这个这样闪对吗？
Occasionally, it doesn't do that, and I think I should tell them, 这个通常不闪的，也许我应该告诉他们
but often I just look away. 但我经常视而不见
Jen and Katherine have soft spots for Richmond. Jen和我都蛮喜欢Richmond的
Richmond. Richmond.
He's so sweet and vulnerable. 他特别傻白甜和脆弱
Why is he out of his room? 为什么他出来了？
out and play with us for a while. Well, he's going to come 他打算出来和我们玩一会儿
I think she was supposed to find me a bit horrendous, 我想，她一定觉得我很可怕
but she always found me quite,she was always quite motherly to me. 但是，她总认为我很安静,她总表现地像我妈妈
I always sort of quite liked Richmond. 我一直很喜欢Richmond
They had a bit of chemistry, which they wasn't supposed to have at all. 他们之间有化学反应,这是一开始没有料到的
To me, he seems like a sort of damaged bird 对我来说，他就像一只受伤的鸟
that needs to be looked after 需要别人照顾
and he's sort of too vulnerable for this world, really. 他对于这个世界来说，真的太脆弱了
Noel isn't like that,but Richmond is. Noel不是那样的,但Richmond是
Noel would come in in, like,a pink cowboy hat, and like, Noel会穿的很潮。比如，粉色的牛仔帽
studded boots, and make us feel like we were at a rock concert. 或是，金属钉皮靴。让我们觉得好像身处一场摇滚演唱会
Walking around before he got into costume, or whatever. 在换上拍摄服装之前，总是走来走去，或者干些其它的
He made, like, the offices out downstairs feel like 他把楼下的办公室变得，好像是
O2：英国三大手机运营商之一
we were backstage at the O2... O2的后台
The Darkness：英国的摇滚乐队
..with The Darkness. 还和The Darkness在一起
Richmond! Huh.
Get back to your room. 回到你的房间去
Oh, I'd watch Noel play darts. I think he's just fantastic. 噢，我要去看Noel玩飞镖了。我觉得他很棒
Noel's character, you know,his voice is fantastic. Noel的角色的声音很不错
I think it's the funniest voice I've ever heard Noel do. 我认为这是我听过Noel发出的最有趣的声音了
I wish he'd talk like that the whole time. 我真希望他能一直用那个声音说话
Pink Floyd：平克?弗洛伊德，英国的摇滚乐队
I'd had an idea, cos I'd watched the Pink Floyd documentary 我的这个想法源于平克?弗洛伊德的纪录片
and I was fascinated by how posh they were, and I just sort of, 他们优雅的声音使我着迷，我也有那样的声音
I sort of had that kind of voice and it's quite soft 非常的温柔
and sort of thought it was quite funny for a Goth to be quite 如果一个哥特族也有那样优雅的声音，一定非常有趣
sort of posh, cos they never really... 因为他们从来都
they're not Cockneys,are they ever, Goths, 不用伦敦东区方言，总是保持着哥特风格
they're always quite softly spoken and English, 他们总是很温柔地说话
almost sort of ghostly characters,like you could blow away in the wind. 好像幽灵一般会被风吹走
You know, when you laugh,I can see the outline of your skull. 你知道吗，你笑的时候我能看到你骨骼的轮廓
You have a beautiful skull. 你有副漂亮的骨架
Ronnie Wood：滚石乐队的吉他手
For someone who's so...always looks like Ronnie Wood, 有些人觉得我像Ronnie Wood一样瘦
he is very brilliant at doing lots of different characters and voices. Noel非常善于善于表现不同的角色和声音
I keep getting typecast, actually,as vampires, Goths, vampires, 事实上，我在变得模式化，吸血鬼、哥特族、吸血鬼
Goths, ghosts, ghouls, monsters. 哥特族、幽灵、盗尸者、怪物
I've cornered that market. 我已经垄断了那类市场
Yeah, like a sort of sub-standard Johnny Depp. 就像是不合格的Johnny Depp
Oh, Richmond. -What? Richmond-什么？
Oh, Richmond, not you too. 噢，Richmond，说的也不是你
I'm sorry, Richmond,I'll just get a bin bag... 对不起，Richmond，我只是拿个垃圾袋的
There's one more unique element of the show we haven't mentioned. 这部剧还有一个重要的要素我们还没有提到
The studio set is a character all of its own. 这间摄影棚独具风格
I'll always love this set 我一直很喜欢它
because it's so, you know, it, 因为它非常…嗯…
it really ended up looking,well, not ended up, 它最终看起来很棒
a very fine production design team 他们是一个非常好的设计团队
made it look like I wanted it to,you know. 让它变成我想要的样子
It looks like the inside of my head. 它和我构想的一模一样
It looks like the inside of my office as well, a little bit. 它也很像我的办公室，好吧，有一点儿
It's the same kind of cheerful mess. 它们都是那种让人愉快的杂乱
How can you two live like this? 你们两个怎么能这样生活
How can you two... 你们两个怎么能…
Don't Google the question, Moss. 不要Google问题的答案，Moss
Cos a lot of the things on the walls, not all of them, 墙上的大部分东西，不是所有的
but many of the things on the walls were sent in by people. 不过，有许多都是人们放上去的
This is a fanzine that,that I liked, that the guy sent in. 这本我很喜欢的粉丝做的杂志，就是那个剧迷放上去的
He was delighted when we ended up using it 他很高兴我们最终用了它
for a sort of publicity shot. 算是公开的拍摄
A lot of the stuff up here is just stuff that I'm a fan of. 这里的大部分东西，我都很喜欢
There's some things here that I didn't ask for, 也有些东西，是我没有要求的
I didn't plan,and they just kind of, 我没有刻意安排，他们就像是
they just kind of came,like this wonderful collection 一个很棒的收藏
雅达利：美国一家电脑游戏厂商
here of old Atari games, which is just a lovely little touch. 这个老款的雅达利游戏就是一个很可爱的装饰
In the drawer here is the... 在这个抽屉里的是…
is Douglas's electric sex pants... Doulas的电动情趣裤
ELECTRIC BUZZ 电动蝴蝶
WINDOWS START-UP MUSIC PLAYS Windows的开机音乐
And now for your bonus.I could get to like these. 这是给你的奖励，我喜欢这些
Just the job, good work. 我说的是这个工作，一个很好的工作
We always associated Roy more with music and, you know, 我们经常更多的把Roy和音乐联系在一起
this kind of underground art,and over on Moss's side 这类地下艺术。在Moss这边
we associated him with the hardware, you know. 我们把他和数码硬件联系在一起
All the stuff that was donated to us 所有的东西都是
by the Centre for Computer History in Cambridge, and this is 剑桥的计算机历史中心贡献给我们的
the kind of thing that, whenever I would share a photograph online, 无论何时我把它们po上网
people would say, "They've got a pet, they've got a pet or 人们都会说：“他们有了个宠物”“他们有了个宠物”
"they've got... What else have they got, they've got an Altair." “他们有…”“他们还有什么”，他们有了整个雅达利公司
This drives nerds mental.They get very excited about this. 这个简直让技术宅们疯狂。他们看到这个会非常兴奋
I think this is pretty good too,an Orec, and there's the one I had, 我觉得这个也很不错。材料是有机累托石，当我还是个孩子的时候
when I was a kid, a Spectrum,a ZX Spectrum. 我有这个，Spectrum电脑，一台ZX Spectrum电脑
Oh, yeah, board games. 噢，这是，桌面游戏
Now, this is something that,because of the last episode, 也许因为最后一集
people might think that I was slagging off board gamers, 人们可能会觉得我在诋毁桌面游戏
but I'm actually a huge board games fan, 可实际上，我是一个超级桌游迷
and it was all done from a position of affection. 这全都是出于喜爱的缘故
I've been looking at the expansion to textile merchant. 我一直很关注《纺织商的扩张》这款游戏
Textile merchant. 纺织商人
诺福克：英格兰东部的一个郡
Norfolk edition. 诺福克版
Two games by Raina Kinitsky,hold on to your hat. 两款Raina Kinitsky设计的游戏。抓紧你的帽子
It's going to be a bumpy... 这将会是一个不平稳的…
That was a request by Richard. 那是Richard要求的
Pivot：一支澳洲的乐队
Richard's a big fan of the band Pivot. I like them too, Richard是Pivot的超级歌迷，我也很喜欢他们
but I hadn't thought of getting them in the show until he said it. 不过直到他提出来之前，我没想过让他们出现在剧中
Oh, yeah, over here we have some classic 这里，我们放了些很经典的
Dungeons and Dragons-style figures. “龙与地下城”的人物模型
These are the actual metal ones,these are the hand-painted 这些是货真价实的金属做的，主要人物都是手工上色的
lead figures that I used to play with when I was a kid. 我小时候常常摆弄它们
The thing about role-playing games is that, you know, 角色扮演游戏最重要的一点就是
they're about story-telling so, you know, it was just, 它们就像是在讲故事。当我还是个孩子的时候
when I was a kid, it was just one more way to tell stories. 它对我来说，就像是另一种讲故事的方式
Yes! 太棒了！
Oh! 哇！
Direct hit. 直接命中
The knife cleaves his head in twain 刀把他的头劈成两半
and some of his brains runneth down John 2's invisibility cloak. 有些滚到了John二代的隐形斗篷下面
Eiffel Tower. 埃菲尔铁塔
Oh. 噢
And into Jen's office. 然后我们来到Jen的办公室
This is, of course, the internet from... 这个是
from the Speech episode. 第一集里出现的“网络”
What is it? 这是什么？
This, Jen, is the internet. Jen，这就是“网络”
老实说，这个玩笑梗我希望能多用几次 To be honest with you,，it's a joke I wish I'd done more,
which is Jen's misunderstanding 这是Jen的误解
or lack of interest or confusion when it comes to the internet, 她对网络不感兴趣以及遇到网络问题时候的困惑
meeting the boys' kind of sense of,you know, devilment. 遇到了男孩子们捉弄人的邪恶思想
Oh, no, no, no, Jen, no, this, 不，不，不，Jen
this needs to go straight back to Big Ben. 这是需要直接送大本钟那里
Big Ben? 大本钟？
Yeah. It goes on top of Big Ben, 对，放到大本钟的顶上
that's where you get the best reception. 在那里接收效果最好
Well, I promise,I won't let anything happen to it. 好吧，我保证，它不会有事的
No, Jen, I'm sorry, 不，对不起，Jen
but the elders of the internet would never stand for it. “网络”里的老年人受不了这样
It was a really nice little, little episode, I'm really glad, 那真的是非常棒的小短片，我真的很开心
and really it's one of the ones I'm proudest of. 它是我很骄傲的几集之一
So, can I have it? 可以给我吗？
You can. 可以
Oh, don't forget your speech.-Oh, thank you. 别忘了你的演讲词。-噢，谢谢
Sh.Sh. 嘘，嘘
Definitely ended up being the kind of place that not only would I, 这里最终完成了的样子
you know, did I like seeing it onscreen, 不仅仅是我想在电视上看到的
I would actually like to work here, you know. 我也很想在这里工作
Oh, right, it's not real, sorry. 噢，对不起，这个不是真的
It was on this set that the studio audience watched our heroes 每周现场录像时，观众就是在这个位置观看
and their disasters unfold during each weekly live recording. 我们的主角们和他们遇到的麻烦
Every week we were rehearsing and then we'd put it in front of an audience on Friday night, 每周我们都会排演，然后在周五晚上在一群观众面前演
and the actors, they can't help it, they see the audience 当演员们看到那些观众就按耐不住，就好像是在剧院里那样
as a theatre audience, and it's going to be a show that they can do once 他们只能在这群观众面前表演一遍
for this audience, so it's very, very, it's very nerve-racking. 这真的很折磨人，让人很紧张
It's one of the reasons I like it,because it makes us all work harder. 这也是我喜欢这剧的原因之一，我们必须要更认真才行
There's a rigour in a studio audience record. 这就是有观众的现场录影的严苛之处
It really focuses your mind,you know, 你必须专心致志
you come up with better jokes,the beats are clearer 你的笑话越好，工作节奏就更清晰
because everybody is worried about that Friday night. 因为每个人都很担心周五晚上
'It's incredibly jangly on the nerves. The day is very long.' 神经真的是极度紧张，周五的白天变得很长
It starts at about seven in the morning, 大约早上七点开始工作
but you're not recording until about 8pm, 但是直到晚上八点才开始拍摄
and then it doesn't finish until about 11. 到十一点才结束拍摄
So, by the end you're really deranged, 最后，你真的会抓狂
and I keep wondering whether 我一直在想
it would be a completely different show if everyone wasn't so tired. 如果每个人都是不那么累的话，这剧会完全不一样吗
I think people's extreme exhaustion is the house style. 我觉得人们变得筋疲力尽才是剧中的风格
Stuff that isn't shot in front of an audience 如果整个团队不是在观众面前拍摄
is just a case of a very quiet room 而是在一个很安静的房间
and someone saying "go", then you go, then they say "stop" 某个人说“过去”，你就过去，他们说“停”
and you stop and that's it, you know, and then you spend the rest 你就停下来，然后你再把其余的时间花在
of the day listening to another actor go, 听他们指挥其他演员上
"I don't know whether I was any good there, you know, 我不知道我演得好不好
"I don't know what I..."You know what I mean? “我不知道…”，你明白我说什么吗？
Whereas this, you know straight away, cos they let you know. 然而，现在这样的拍摄方式让你能马上知道自己演得如何
In the past, I have found it a bit, I've felt a bit threatened 过去我就发现这带给我压迫感
by it and sort of got a bit nervous about the studio audience, 以及观众带给我的紧张感
but over the series I've really begun to embrace it 但是随着拍摄
and really enjoy it. 我开始接受和享受这种方式
That was all getting a little bit... 开始变得有点…
PENS CLATTER OFF DESK 铅笔哗啦掉下桌子
STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGH 观众大笑
APPLAUSE 掌声
Just keep rolling, yeah? 还在滚动，哈？
It's a great experience in timing and, you know, 这是在有限时间里完成表演的一个很好的体验
kind of various things.I mean, I really like it. 内容很丰富，我真的很喜欢这样
I think it's just a real buzz. 大家都在东奔西忙
It's quite scary, and I think that makes everyone better, 很吓人，但是让每个人都做的更好了
sort of forces you into a position 就好像是把你固定在一个位置
where you've got to be good and tight. 你必须精神紧张，表现出色
It works very well in that environment and maybe 在那种环境下，很起作用
because they probably are all very comfortable with each other 因为大家都对对方很满意
and know that they're going to work well with each other, 知道他们也将合作地很好
then that does help if you're recording in front of an audience. 这对在观众面前的拍摄工作很有帮助
A bonus for the audience was the regular cameo appearances 常驻配角的出现对观众来说就像是额外的奖励
by well-known British comedy faces. 都是一些英国知名的喜剧演员
Hello. 你好
'Kevin's character's based on me' Kevin这个人物就是以我为原型的
dealing with the help desk from my PC, which was, they'd always be 我为了我的电脑而呼叫服务总台
French and they'd have an incredibly thick accent, so I'd be lying on 可是他们总是口音很重的法国人
the floor looking at the completely indecipherable mess of wires, 所以，我只好躺在地板上看着一团乱的数据线
with the guy going, "Av you busen ford?" 电话那头的人说：“你有没有破坏牵谈？”
and I'd be like,"Have I what? Sorry." 我回答：“什么，我有没有什么？”
"Av you bussed the verd?"-"Have I bust the ford?" “你有米有弄坏浅谈？”-“我有没有破坏浅摊？”
Can I buy you uv-estis-use? 要我帮你买个…？
'So we started going through the scene and we did a take' 所以我们拍摄了这样的场景
and he was just pressing through from the control booth 他只是在控制台那里敲敲打打
and he said, "More French, more silly", and I said, 然后，他说“法语口音再重点，再滑稽点”
"Look, you know, Graham,I've spent months 我说：“听着，Graham，我已经花了几个月
第戎：法国东部城市
"perfecting a lower middle class Dijon accent." And he said, 去练习中下阶层的第戎口音了。”
"Well, that was a waste of time, now do it more French and more silly." 他说：“那其实是浪费时间，现在，更重的法国口音，更滑稽点”
I've got one of your laptops. 我买了一台你们的便携式电脑
It won't get past the loading screen. 它总是停在加载页面
FRENCH ACCENT: Have you tried turning it off and on again? 法国口音：你试过重启吗？
Yes. Look, is there someone else I can talk to? 试过了。听着，有没有其他人可以帮忙？
There is no-one else available. 其他人都没有空
In the end I was getting really upset, I was saying, you know, 最后，我变得很失落，我说，
I said, "Graham, you know, you're asking me “你知道吗。Graham你这是要求我为了一个廉价的笑话”
"to compromise artistic truth and reality for a cheap joke." “向艺术和现实妥协”
And his answer to that was, 然后，他用口音重复了一遍我的话
IN FRENCH ACCENT: "Oh,you're asking me to compromise..." 作为回答
It's a Zubion, I think. 这个的型号是Zubion
Oh, Zubion, you say you've been having problems with the Zubion... 噢，Zubion，您是说你有问题的机器是Zubion型号的？
INDISTINCT FRENCH ACCENT 含糊的法式口音
I didn't get that. 我听不清楚
And in the end, he seemed satisfied. 终于，他看起来满意了
It took nine hours and I left the studio a broken man, 花了我九个小时，我离开摄影棚的时候都快崩溃了
'but I've looked back at it since then and I've realised that 但是，当我回看的时候
'Graham was exactly right,' 我意识到Graham是完全对的
and my only criticism would be that it 以及我唯一的意见就是
should have actually been more French and more silly. 我应该再法国口音+蠢一点
'Hello?' “在吗”
The IT Crowd won numerous awards 《IT狂人》这部电视剧赢得了无数的奖项
and the stars of the show have gone global. 而这些家伙们也因这部剧而走向全球
But they all came back to the basement one last time 但是在最后一季开拍时他们立马便赶了回来
to make the brilliant and apparently final special episode. 从而造就了这精彩绝伦十分完美的最后一季
Big films, directing,theatrical, all these... 电影事业啦，导演啦，演话剧啦，
all these major kind of milestones in their careers 诸如此类的都是他们在做的工作
and they come back to Reynholm, to Reynholm Industries. 但是他们（都暂时放下了手中的事情）从而赶回了Reynholm
Come on, who are we? Who are we? 好吧，我们是谁？
I want to hear you say it. 我希望听到你们说出来
We're the IT Department, Reynholm Industries. 我们是Reynholm公司的IT职员
You're goddamn right we are. 没错这就是我们
It's a testament to the show,isn't it, that, 这是这部剧的最后，没错吗，
that everyone came back for it? 所有人都因此归来
For one last job. Just when they thought they were out, 为了最后这特殊的一季。就正当他们以为自己已淡出IT这部剧时
Graham pulled them right back in. Graham又使他们重聚
I had the script ready and we kept looking for this window to do 我早就写好了剧本，我一直等待着大家的档期
it in and suddenly I was told we have a two week window to do it. 有天我突然被告知有两个礼拜的闲的时间
It felt good. I was delighted we got the chance to do one last one. 我十分开心。我们终于有时间一起给这部剧画上句点了
And it was a great way to show how brutal the ageing process is 时间的流逝是多么残酷
and has been to all of us 对于我们所有人来说都是这样的
and that even people on TV can't escape Mother Nature. 就算是在电视剧里面的人也不能逃脱这个衰老过程
It feels odd because you suddenly get back in the room together 大家突然重聚其实还蛮奇怪的
and it is like no time has passed whatsoever, 就像时光都停住了一样
but there's something very nice about that. 我们真的好开心好开心
I realised it was happening and I think just Twittered in 我知道这部剧要开拍时我发了推
and said, "I'm around cos I'm writing, so if you do want me 这样写的：我在写作，闲着呢，如果你们来找我客串的话
"to do anything, like a little cameoor something," and he phoned me. 那就来吧。之后我接到了电话
I was like, "Yeah, that'll be great!"I was like, "OK". 我说好呀，太棒了~
It was good, I mean, you know, it's just, 这感觉特别好，你造的
you just put on, you know, a three piece suit and, you know, 我穿上了三件外套
be a huge dick and that's all it is, it's as simple as that. 转变成了傻瓜，就是这么简单。
Well, with the special, one of the things he wanted to do with 在特别篇里，
the writing was to give everyone their own story, which they had. 他想给每个人一个合适的结局
You just sold a brother some slacks. 你刚刚给哥一条休闲裤
And also to try and hark back 以及从一些细节之中
and just have a few pointers reminding people of the series. 让他们有原来的影子
I'm such an idiot. I've got a robot hand. 我真蠢，我刚刚安装了机械手啊
It felt like Graham was taking the opportunity to Graham也借机讨论了一些
say some things about the current situation with social media, 当前形势和媒体的问题
with Twitter, with, you know, YouTube and all of that 比如推特，油管等等一切的
and the kind of hysteria that surrounds people 比如围观群众的歇斯底里
saying or doing "the wrong thing" in heavy quotes. 说着或做着“错误的事情”来承受着代价
It's been called the viral video of the year. 今年流行最快的视频是
A woman throws her coffee onto a tramp 一个女人将她的咖啡泼到了流浪汉身上
and then a man has an argument with a small barista. 然后一个人语言攻击了一个身材矮小的咖啡店员
You're just too small. 你实在是太小了
The barista goes to cross the road and is hit by a van with breasts. 咖啡师穿过马路，被一辆长着乳房的面包车撞倒
That kind of, that mob mentality of the internet where, where... 网络时代的各种人在网络上
where people see something and judge immediately on that 很快的接收到了新的东西并且对他们做出判断
and there's huge pitchforks or pitchforks or chitchforks, 在pitchfork和pitchfork或chitchforks上就会很快出现大量评论
as I suppose it would be in Graham's world, being raised 我想这是Graham的世界被还原出
and poor Jen and Roy having to sit there and wade through it all. 可怜的Jen和Roy不得不通过通过网络来面对这一切和发出声音
We thought, how can we best show that this has gone viral rather than just saying it? 我们在想，如何证明这个视频的传播速度很快呢
So Graham had the great idea of just sort of asking fans or anyone 所以Graham有一个很棒的想法，他邀请了这部剧的饭和其他人
out there if they'd want to take a photo of themselves in front 在他们的照片中
of a monument that was recognisable, looking horror-struck at having 要在看到Jen向可怜流浪汉扔咖啡的录像时，表现得十分惊讶，
seen the video of Jen throwingcoffee over the poor homeless woman. 就像在看恐怖袭击一样
As the identities of Coffee-toss Tramp Bitch 作为向流浪汉扔咖啡的婊子的定义
and Small Person Racist are finally revealed, 有一小撮人终于被揭露出来
we at Channel 4 News ask, what the hell is wrong with people? 我们在第四台新闻问苍天大地，人们到底怎么了？
I like the fans being involved in that way, especially when, 我喜欢粉丝们以那种方式参与进来，尤其是
especially when it makes sense in,in a...in a kind of story way. 尤其是当他们合理地参与，参与进故事里
We had, oh, 200-300 of these photos came in 我们收到了200-300张那样的照片
and it was terrific, so you'll see on there everything from, 那真是太好了，你就可以看到他们照片上有所在地的标志
there are two Daily Telegraph journalists outside 有两个每日电讯报的记者在
[唐宁街10号：英国首相官邸]
the real Number 10, a lady in Tiananmen Square, 真的唐宁街10号外面，一个在天安门广场的女士
there were also a couple who 还有一对情侣
must have hopped over the hedge into the grounds of Craggy Island House, 一定是跳过树篱，进到了神父泰德的场景
where Father Ted was set. So for those who want to, you know, 崎岖岛小屋里。所以那些喜欢
stop-frame it and have a look, 暂停看下的人
you'll find some very special photos there. 你将发现上面有一些很特别的照片
I loved the special. I thought it was a brilliant balance of call-backs 我喜欢特别篇。我认为那是在怀旧与
and fantastic new material. 创新之间很棒的一个平衡
Let's hide it. 我们把它藏起来吧！
What? 什么？
The internet. 互联网。
Oh! 酱紫啊！
Because we told you that that was the internet. 因为我们以前告诉过你那个是互联网。
I think my favourite bit in the whole special, actually, 我想我在这整个特别篇中最喜欢的一部分
was Moss getting in the phone box and taking his trousers off. 事实上，是moss到电话亭里脱裤子
I'd like to know how many men around the UK 我想知道腐国有多少男人
slipped on a pair of women's slacks,just to test confidence theory. 会去套条女士长裤，就为了测试那个自信理论
Thank you. 谢谢你
What was quite nice was when we came back 相当美妙的是，当我们回来时
and I put the costume on from the original, from the first series. 我还穿一开始的，第一季的戏服
I was quite glad I fitted into it,actually. 竟然很合身，我真是太开心了
A little fatter but I could just about squeeze into it. 虽然还是变胖了点，但我还能挤进去
We hit upon the different thing of him 我们偶然想到个让他与众不同的出场方式
just appearing behind Jen's shoulder in her office 就出现在Jen的办公室里，在她肩膀后面
and that was really funny and then,we got him to help her. 那真是很有趣，然后我们让他去帮助她
We wanted just him to glide out of it 我们想让他一个人滑出去
and we thought of all sorts of things and in the end I said, 我们考虑了所有方法，最后我说
"Why don't we just put him on a little skate," which is just a board “为什么我们不就把他放在个滑板上呢”，就是块版
with some wheels on it, the simplest,old-fashioned way of doing it. 下面有几个轮子，用最简单粗暴的方法实现效果
Don't lurk! 别飘走！
Where did he go?Where did who go? 他去哪儿了？谁去哪儿？
It was quite nice, actually,doing that 实际上这么做效果很好
and nice doing it in front of an audience again. 在一个观众面前再这么做也很好
Yeah, it was quite nice. That night was really nice, actually. 是哒，那样很棒。那个晚上真的炒鸡棒，嗯嗯
I was so glad to be involved. 我很高兴能参与其中
I think last episodes of great shows that have huge 我觉得拥有庞大粉丝群的好剧的最后一集
followings, there's a certain amount of pressure 会存在一定的压力
cos you want...the fans want to feel that it's a cap, that it's a 因为你想……这些粉丝想要感到这集就是盖子
final kind of comment on the whole history of the show in a way. 这就是对整个剧历史盖棺定论的一种方式
They want a certain amount of resolution, 他们想要一些主要情节的解答
they want to feel that it feels like a final episode and this one did. 他们想要感到这就是最后一集，这集做到了
Is what's happening good, now? 是不是有什么好事发生了现在？
Is this good?Yes, it's a very good outcome. 这个好吗？是啊，这是个很好的结果
Oh, my God, I think we've come out on top. I can't believe it. 天了噜！我觉得我们要到顶楼去了，简直不敢相信
We've come out on top. 我们要掌权咯！
Because Richard was the person who I'd built the show around, 因为Richard是我围绕着做剧的那个人
so it made sense that he should be the person who 所以他理所当然应该当那个关灯的人
turns out the light, you know. 是吧
In a way I'm delighted that they made it out of the basement. 一方面来讲我很高兴他们成功从地下室走出来了
In another way, when Moss turned out the basement light 一方面，当moss关掉地下室的灯时
for the final time,I felt my heart fracture. 在道别的时刻，我感到了心碎
There aren't many episodes of the IT Crowd that are trying It狂人没几集尝试以任何方式感动人的
to be moving in any way and I think it would be awful if they did. 因为我觉得如果那样会很糟糕
But this one just had the right amount of sentimentality 但这集结尾就感人甜蜜得恰到好处
and sweetness at the end.Yeah, brilliant. 真是好棒
In some ways it's just a normal IT Crowd episode 从一些方面来看，这就是it狂人中普通的一集
but it's nice to take them for one last spin. 但是把他们聚起来拍最后一集真是很好
Weirdly, it felt like things had come around 奇怪的是，一切都像复原了
and actually this show would work perfectly if it were to start now 而如果现在再开始拍这部剧的话，会进行地非常完美
because all of that stuff is so huge. 因为工作人员数量巨大
Loads of Twitter and Facebook stuff. 大量推特和非死不可的工作人员
And actually the world has come around to fit perfectly 事实上现在这个世界完美贴合了
into Graham's vision of the show in the first place, I think. Graham最初在这个剧里的想象，我认为。
I feel that what was most beguiling about the IT Crowd 我感到it狂人最使人着迷的地方在于
was that at its core is a real warmth between the characters. 它的核心是演员之间真实的温情
They are actually quite supportive of each other 他们真的很支持彼此
and I think that's what sort of makes it stand out, really. 我认为那就是让这部剧突出的特质，真的
I think it's a real shame that they're not doing any more. 我觉得他们不再这样了真的很遗憾
What are they up to now,the characters? 现在角色们在做什么？
What are they up to now? 他们现在在做什么？
I think they'll be down in that basement. 我觉得他们还是会回到那个地下室
They will have made such a hash of running anything. 他们会弄糟一切
Douglas will have suddenly found, you know, the top price lawyer Douglas会突然找到一个顶级律师
to get him out of any problem,he'll have a new suit and he'll be 帮他解决任何问题，他会有套新西装
back at his place and you can bet your life, they'll still be there. 他会重回”帝”位，你可以赌上性命保证，他们会仍然在那里的
I imagine he'll do the exact same thing for a long time 我想他会长期专注做同一件事
and would be very happy doing that. 并且很乐于做那件事
She needs to grow up. 她需要长大
She needs to pack in Reynholm Industries, she's not suited to it. 她要抛弃reynholm工业，她不适合干那个
Stop wearing the suits and the heels. 不再穿套装和高跟鞋
She can't even walk in heels,she looks like a prat in heels. 她甚至不能穿高跟鞋走路，她穿高跟鞋的时候就像个傻瓜
He'll be dead.He'll be dead in a light aircraft. 他会死掉。他会死在一架小型飞机里
[John Denver:美国七，八十年代最走红的乡村歌手,因自己驾驶的小型飞机失事而丧生]
It'll be like whatshisface,John Denver. 像那个只知道名字不知道脸John Denver一样
He'll go that way, he'll go in his own aircraft that he'll be 他会这么过，他会有自己的飞机
arrogant enough to think he doesn't need anyone else to 他会够嚣张地认为他不需要别人
pilot it with him and he'll go straight into a canyon. 去和他一起驾驶，他会直飞进一个峡谷
I hope. 我希望
HE LAUGHS 他大笑
I like the idea of going back and doing the show in ten years' time, 我喜欢十年后大家一起回来再继续《it狂人》这个主意
and Jen and I will be married and divorced Jen和我会结婚，然后离婚
and Moss and I will be living above Matt Berry's house in the Hamptons. Moss和我会住在汉普顿，Matt Berry的房子楼上
All of us just happy, finally. 最后大家都开开心心的
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