运动明星娇妻团 前情提要 Previously on "WAGS L.A."
她来了 There she go!
惊喜啊 Surprise!
给你的
你想跟她谈谈吗
我可不想找事儿 I just don’t like the drama.
我不喜欢她跟谁都说 却唯独不跟你说 I just don’t like that she’s talking to everyone else about it but you.
大家好啊 Hi everybody!
嗨*奥特姆
你们俩得谈谈 You guys need to talk about it like you two.
你根本不知情 你都不在场 乱掺和什么 Why are you involved if you don’t know and you weren’t there?
你给我闭嘴 You don’t know what the [BLEEP] you’re talking about.
运动明星娇妻团
第三季 第三集
-你好吗 -很好 How are you?I’m good.
-你好美 -谢谢 谢谢你邀请我 You look so beautiful Thank you, thank you for having me.
-请坐吧 -好的 let’s get you seated right there. Okay perfect.
我认识Maria很多年了 I’ve known Maria for years.
我们还玩过车轮战 应该是... We actually had a tag match together. I want to say --
五年前的摔角狂热大会上 -- 5 years ago at Wrestlemania.
我们性格相似 Our ---- Personalities are very similar.
都很搞怪 都很爱玩 We’re very goofy, we like to have a -- Lot of fun.
感觉我们是灵魂姐妹 I feel like we’re soul sisters.
各位听众 我们的下一位嘉宾是 Guys my next guest is a
模特 女演员 前职业摔跤选手 model actress and former professional wrestler
她在台上的绰号是"甜心凯莉" known by her ring name,Kelly Kelly.
请掌声欢迎我的朋友 她也很大胆哦 芭比-布兰克 Please welcome my friend, she’s got big balls too, Barbie Blake!
耶 Yes.
掌声送给大胆妞儿 Hand for the big balls.
没错 Yes.
我想看看这个屋里谁是最大胆的 I -- I kind of want to see who has the biggest balls in the room right now.
我给各位带了个小礼物 I have brought a little gift for everybody.
蚱蜢 Grasshoppers.
测胆儿咯* Oh the horror.
我要看看谁有胆量 I’m going to see who has the balls.
在我们电台直播吃蚱蜢
我有点紧张 更别说吃了 I’m a little Nervous about these grasshoppers and eating one.
我不想让大家觉得 她人那么... I don’t want people to be like, oh she’s being a little --
贱 她不会吃的 Beeyatch, and she’s not gonna eat this grasshopper.
她以前靠摔跤为生 She used to wrestle for a living,
吃个蚱蜢不算啥吧 she can eat a grasshopper.
-准备好了吗 -好的 Okay ready? Okay.
听啊 Oh listen to it!
-脆脆的啊 -嗯... Crispy. Well...
-很美味吧 -挺好吃的 Delicious, right? They’re really good.
其实没想象的糟糕 Actually the grasshopper wasn’t bad.
好了 我们知道你胆儿很大 So now that we know you have big balls, I want to know,
我和Sean会去摔角狂热大会 Sean and I of course are gonna be at Wrestlemania.
我们会的
你会重返摔角场吗 Do you think you will ever return to the ring?
可能偶尔去玩玩吧 Um, I would come back for like a run.
我上周去维加斯参加了相关节目的录制 I went to a RAW episode in Vegas last week,
我也因此开始问自己 and I got that question so much,
在后台等着 and just even being backstage
听到观众的欢呼声 看到选手们一个个登台 and hearing the crowd and watching everybody walk out,
那是我最怀念的 like that was what I missed the most.
你结婚多久了 And how long have you been married now?
一年了 Um, a year, it’ll be a year.
那这一年里 你和丈夫有过大的争吵吗 Have you guys had like any big fights in this last year?
我丈夫想要孩子 Um, well my husband wants a baby.
某些时候 At some point.
那可能会是我们大吵的原因 So that’s like where I feel like the arguments kind of come in.
有意思 Interesting.
我们结婚后 谢尔登问了 Sine we got married, Sheldon’s asked --
十亿次什么时候要孩子 -- A billion times when we’re gonna have our own babies.
但是现在呢 我只想享受生活 好好工作 But right now I’m just kind of embracing life and work,
不想孩子的事儿 等以后再 and getting it out of my system before I put -- My full,
全心投入到孩子身上 you know, full effort into my baby.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 Love you.
-谢谢 -谢谢 Thank you for coming in. Thank you so much.
谢谢你那么大胆地跟我一起吃蚱蜢 Thanks for having balls and eating grasshoppers with me.
-我们吃蚱蜢的第一次给了彼此哦 -对啊 We had our first grasshopper eating experience. I know!
激动人心 It’s been exciting.
让人感动的时刻啊 It was a very touching moment.
哈罗 Hello.
好可爱啊 This is so cute.
我有喜欢的太阳镜夹了* Okay, I got my little sunglass holder.
我们是Nicole的伴娘 我们想 and I are Nicole’s bridesmaids, and we --
给他们办个订婚派对 Want to throw them an engagement party.
这也是我们作为伴娘的职责 It’s part of our duties - To be bridesmaids.
伴娘 伴娘 Bridesmaids? Bridemaid?
-伴娘 -伴娘 Bridesmaid. Bridesmaids.
-这是惊喜球 -惊喜球 It’s a surprise ball!A surprise ball.
我们为什么最后总是... How do we always end up with this --
惊喜球 Surprise balls.
这球有点味儿啊 This ball’s kind of smell.
可以在这里放一张Nicole和Larry的照片 You could put like a picture of Nicole and Larry right here.
然后写上 我们爱球球 And say we -- ‘We love balls".
细颈... Flask.
手镯 Bracelet.
好的 买 Okay we’re getting that.
这看起来像什么 Now what does this look like to you?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
天哪 [INDISCERNIBLE] shit.
弄碎了你就得买 Hey, you break, you buy.
我神志不清 放过我吧 好吗 I’m [INDISCERNIBLE] Give me a break.
赶紧吃点药吧 Take a sip of real medicine out of your flask, bitch.
我们还能不能好好办派对了 It’s a terrible party [INDISCERNIBLE].
客人清单呢 How are we with the list?
好像大家都回复了吧 但是 I think everyone’s RSVP’d, but.
你邀请了Shaun 而他还没回复 Well you invited Shaun and he hasn’t ---- RSVP’d yet.
所以他到底来不来 So is he coming, is he not?
他就是那种最后一分钟才出现的人 Yeah I feel like he’s the person that’ll like show up last minute, you know?
他不来你会不开心吗 Are you gonna be upset if he doesn’t come?
He’s like fully part of the wedding.
Now that would be a shit move on his behalf if he didn’t come.
I think it’s kind of awkward because you’re like part of drama
that like you don’t want to be a part of.
I know.
You know what I mean?
It’s called being pickled.
That’s a hefty pickle.
So Shaun is ’s ex, but also one of Larry’s --
-- Groomsmen.
Unfortunately I am now, you know, by association --
-- Tied to Shaun’s behavior during this whole wedding season.
And I have no idea how he’s gonna act.
Let’s get these for the party.
So you’re gonna break it?
I don’t know. My fat ass might break it.
Let’s see. I can barely bend over these days. Oh, okay. Um --
Kind of feels like you’re sitting on a toilet.
Oh, this would be nice and comfy.
Groovy right?
You sit like that on the toilet?
Well you gotta -- yeah, like a dude.
Like this.
Okay.
This is such a dad stance.
Well what do you do, cross your legs?
I go like this.
I’ve seen you cross your legs when you poo before, actually.
Poo?
I’ve seen you, you go, oh. You cross your legs.
I don’t poo.
What’s been going on with you?
Oh girl, you know, just working.
And trying to -- tons of mail.
Have a seat. I know I was --
Girl.
I have so much mail.
What the hell?
Because I haven’t been here. Like I’ve been back and forth a lot, you know?
Right, right.
And so, it all just accumulates and it just gets crazy.
Antonio and I are moving to L.A. --
-- Because the Chargers are moving to L.A.
And our home that we live in right now is our second home. It’s not really --
Practical for our kids.
It has 4 stories, it doesn’t make any sense.
So we’re gonna find our dream house and move into a big home in L.A.,
and I’m really excited about it.
I haven’t seen you in a minute, you know? I just want to get some things off my chest.
You know what I’m saying because I don’t ever want to come off like a fake friend
or I’m not a real person.
I like you , I do. You know?
I like you too.
You know what I’m saying?
But I’m cool with .
And I want both of you guys to be friends.
You know, it’s just awkward ‘cause we’re like, damn, like just [BLEEP] hug her.
I can give her a hug but I just know --
Nah.
No, I just know that it has to be real. If it’s not real I’m not gonna force it.
It’s not that I hate .
I just think she’s fake, she’s two-faced, she’s negative.
She talks bad about people.
She does, she talks bad about people, like behind people’s back.
This NFL community --
Is so small.
-- Is so small.
It’s so small.
So if I have somebody over here telling me that she said this about me,
somebody over here saying this, somebody over there and over there,
and they all don’t know each other.
So that means everybody’s lying?
I start to believe it when she started talking about other people to me.
And then I’m like, wait a minute.
It’s like she shows you what she wants to show you depending on who you are.
Like now for me it’s kind of, how do I balance this being friends with ? You know?
Be friends with .
I’m not trying to bash to make you make a decision on if you like her or not.
No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
I genuinely need to know the motive behind y’all two relationship
so I can make my own reservations of who’s the messy and who’s not.
Thank you.
You look super tan.
I got a spray tan.
You know.
Spray here.
I hate feeling with like, without a tan.
Honey, my dad called me yesterday, he’s like,
"Have you ever had this thing called a spray tan?"
Your dad?
And I was like --
Stop it.
I was like, yes dad.
And he’s like, "So do I have to be naked?"
I was like -- I was like, if you want to.
He’s like, I’ll get one before your wedding.
Shows up bright orange.
Exactly.
Bb He’s like super tanned. And you’re like, uh…
Oh my god, I was so scared.
I wanted to ask you guys. So there’s this NASCAR event coming up.
Are you driving?
Oh my God! Are you driving?
I’m -- well I get to drive in the pace car,
which is like you get to test drive one of the cars early on in the day.
But like the actual race itself is huge.
Oh that’s cool.
It’s like the celebrities come out. And so I wanted to see if you guys wanted to come?
That is so -- I have never gone --
Yeah, I’ll come.
Okay.
I think you guys will really enjoy it.
Oh it’ll be fun, and I think I’ll invite like a lot --
you know, I’ll invite everybody and --
and then people will bring their guys, you know?
It’s something new to do.
Yeah. No, I’m excited. What about wedding stuff? What’s going on?
’s engagement party is first.
Yeah they’re putting it together.
‘Cause they’re --
they’re inviting my close girlfriends that are in our circle
who we hangout with all the time,
who are like our best friends, and then our family.
I don’t want to like be too much and like ask too much of people.
Like -- like -- like and Seyi who live in San Diego.
Like, drive all the way down to L.A. for two hours.
[BLEEP]
And then --
Exactly. Poor . Poor !
And it’s so intimate, I don’t want her to feel awkward because ’s there.
I feel like her feelings are gonna be hurt.
Really?
Yeah. Just ‘cause I know -- I know how it was when I didn’t invite her to my wedding.
Like she literally, I sat down with her and she started crying. Like she was really hurt.
not inviting to this engagement party.
I feel like she’s really gonna regret it.
I wish she would learn from my mistake.
Coming up.
Oh my God.
Can you twerk in that?
We have Mania coming up, and WrestleCon
You keep getting all these cool opportunities,
it might not be as easy as you think it is to focus on a family.
Like all these threats, and it’s like,
I don’t know if he’s gonna be like, I want a divorce. Like --
That’s your husband, okay?
There’s no way in hell.
I think he’s just [INDISCERNIBLE] like that.
END OF ACT 1
I love house hunting
So this house is --
Kind of far away. At least --
at least I can drive to L.A. instead of downtown San Diego --
Yeah.
‘Cause I like L.A. better.
I’m excited. Thank you for asking me to come.
But -- well thanks for coming. I’m just happy to be in L.A.
Antonio signed what? Another 3 years?
He has another year.
Yeah.
And he might go again, we’ll see how he feels.
Yeah.
It depends on his body and all of that.
Right.
He’s really old in football now. I think it’s time for him to retire. But --
How many years has he been playing?
It’s like 14 years.
Wow.
I want my husband in one piece when he’s done.
Yeah it’s true. I mean --
Going on 15 years.
-- The retirement stuff and concussion stuff is real.
How’s married life?
Me and his, um, year anniversary is in like 2 weeks.
I’m like, oh my gosh, I can’t believe it’s been a year.
Time flies right?
I know.
Everyone’s like asks if it’s a big change,
I’m like, no, like we’re still boyfriend, girlfriend.
I feel -- I feel like it changes a little bit when you have kids.
Yeah. Yeah, I heard that.
Because then you have like --
Then it’s not about you two anymore.
Yeah, ‘cause kids really take a lot out of you.
Yeah. We have Sheldon’s daughter living with us full time now.
She’s 13, right? So she’s --
Yeah.
Right in that teenage years of, you know, boys and all that. But --
So you have your hands full?
Sheldon has --
-- Two daughters. My stepdaughters. Scarlet, who’s 10, and Valentina who’s --
-- 13. Having a teenager is a full time job. So I just --
-- Don’t know if I’m ready for the baby yet.
I love my babies,
but like sometimes I just want a little break and I just want to find myself again.
Are you done?
I am done, yeah.
Yeah.
And before kids, I was like so used to doing me.
Right, right. Having your own.
And so when you have kids, you can’t really fully do you, and --
Yeah.
So when are you gonna start that? Are you guys practicing?
Um probably -- well we’re always practicing.
Um, but I’m just not - I’m not really --
right now I’m taking it a day at a time, like,
and then we’ll just see how it goes.
Well I’m excited for you.
Uh, I don’t know. I don’t know. We’ll see how it -- we’ll see what happens.
I mean it’s scary to hear --
-- That said, she lost herself when she had kids.
I don’t want that to happen to me. So now I’m looking at it like, okay how can I --
-- Make myself happy? How can I make my husband happy? How can I still --
-- Do what I love?
You know, how do I make this work?
CDs. I haven’t seen CDs in --
I know, Antonio --
[INDISCERNIBLE]
Antonio’s obsessed with music.
That’s hilarious.
And he gets a lot of them for free at the barbershop.
Oh my gosh.
They pull ‘em out of the trunk, like --
Stop it.
-- You want a CD?
That’s funny.
Hey Michael.
Hi.
How are you?
Good. How are you?
Good.
is an amazing dress designer. You name it, he’s dressed them.
Like J-Lo, Beyonce, Niki Minaj.
He’s just amazing. He’s a good friend of mine --
-- And he’s designing my wedding dress.
We need to try a few things on today.
Okay.
Just because I want to see you in a few styles --
-- Now that we have your fabric in
Yeah.
I want you to get an overall view of how everything’s gonna look.
So I have my girlfriends coming, the bridesmaids.
I’m gonna have 12 all together.
All 12 won’t be here today.
12?
12.
12 dresses. Yes. 12 dresses.
Good to see you. I have this top. I was gonna wear it today.
Stop. Stop.
My bridesmaids that are in town,
I have them coming to the dress fitting with me.
They’re gonna help me out, I’m not alone.
My dress is gonna be very romantic.
Long sleeved and lace.
I’m gonna have a very -- we are gonna have a very romantic wedding.
Okay guys so, Michael is gonna be custom designing each of your bridesmaid’s dresses.
Maybe some of you can have long sleeved with a v-neck.
Maybe some of you can have like off the shoulders.
I want your own personalities to show through your dress.
Oh. I would like, like --
-- A sexy slit.
You would.
Why not? But --
You just touched my nipple.
You like that?
I am single.
There you go.
Okay.
Wait, who’s gonna do speeches? That’s too many people too.
I know.
I’m just gonna be like, make babies. Thank you.
We want to do like a low plunge.
Yeah low.
Something open.
Yeah low looks really good.
You’re gonna be the most beautiful bride.
She’s in her glory right now.
Who’s gonna be the most [INDISCERNIBLE] to fight with.
Me.
With this ?
Okay feeling the see-through.
The see-through’s good right?
Yeah, it makes your butt look fantastic. Can you twerk in that.
Make it clap.
Love the silhouette of this. How it’s fitted here.
[OVERLAPPING COMMENTS]
It hits her like in all the right areas.
But um, she really wants to try something on with sleeves,
and we want to keep this.
So there’s parts of this dress --
Yeah.
-- That we like, and parts of the first dress that we like too.
I’m gonna go try on the other one.
We’re gonna try on another one. Ready?
I’ll be right back.
OFF CAMERA BRIDESMAID No bra.
Well I won’t show nipples because of the family.
This is kind of like --
What we’re going for.
-- What we’re going for.
But we’re having beaded. It’s all beaded. So this is my fabric that we chose.
And then this is all nude with the bead work.
Yeah.
You guys, I’m in love.
I know, it’s just gorgeous.
So pretty.
Who’s gonna try on a bridesmaid’s dress?
BRIDESMAIDS [CHANTING]
Well, we’ll take two. We’ll take two.
You were there when they met.
[INDISCERNIBLE] Tam’!
I love it.
Stunning!
[OVERLAPPING COMMENTS]
We want to incorporate some kind of lace beadwork that’s similar to your dress.
Yes.
So we put that in certain parts of the dresses.
Something like up here, or this is like a sleeve.
Yes!
I love that.
I’m really excited now. Yay!
It feels really real right now.
Trying on this wedding dress, and seeing my bridesmaids and -- and --
Just having us all together drinking champagne and just talking wedding.
Like it’s really hitting me now.
What if all the bridesmaids go out like in one single file line like a runway almost?
[OVERLAPPING COMMENTS]
So - so it’s ‘cause you have so many, so it’s not like --
‘Cause they don’t want everybody waiting like, damn is this ever gonna end.
Well if you want I’ll come out at the end and go [WAVES HIS HAND]
Yes!
[OVERLAPPING EXCLAMATIONS, CHATTER]
Hi babe!
You look so cute!
Why thank you! So do you, boo.
Just trying to get these auditions.
I know. But you look fab.
Thanks babe.
I’d [BLEEP] book your ass.
I promise these boots are not -- they don’t look as --
Complicated as they --
Yeah. Exactly.
Did you talk to any of the girls lately?
Um, actually, so I just got an invite from uh, .
I guess she’s throwing and Larry an engagement party.
Really?
I was like, what other girls are you inviting?
And she was like, it’s kept very intimate,
so you know, I don’t know, like if I should invite .
And I was like, well why would you not invite ?
And she was like, well -- well that’s what I said.
Yeah, why would you not invite Seyi and I? It’s not even about on their own. So rude.
and I would not be friends if it wasn’t for our men playing together.
So for you to not invite think that I would even care,
let alone my husband not care for me to be there.
It’s lie, you know, what? That’s the game you --
-- Want to play? Game on.
I’m upset too.
I just saw on Snapchat that had a wedding dress fitting and she didn’t even invite me.
Have you talked to her about that?
I haven’t said anything yet.
But it’s like, you were the one person I had come with me to try on dresses,
and I wasn’t even asked to come --
Everyone’s always worrying about what pother people are doing,
but no one’s worried about what they’re doing that affects other people.
[INDISCERNIBLE] Yeah.
went through this huge moment in my wedding planning
and I wasn’t even invited into the dress fitting?
It’s like are you [BLEEP] kidding me?
So I want to get the girls together for this NASCAR thing.
I really would like for you and Seyi to come.
Yeah. We would love to. Seyi loves that stuff.
Oh good.
It’s gonna be so much fun.
Yeah. And then maybe ask .
Why I didn‘t get invited. Like I’m like literally shocked.
I would -- I mean --
I’m blown away.
Yeah and I think you have every right to -- to ask.
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
[OVERLAPPING PARTY SOUNDS]
OFF CAMERA So this engagement party, how was it?
We decorated like the whole Redbury.
I didn’t get invited! Why didn’t I come?
END ACT 2
Quick. Wait!
Careful!
The balloons are a doozy.
I don’t even want to talk about it.
We didn’t think the balloons over.
The wind is not ideal for the balloons.
Okay let’s look for the ‘E’.
How do you even undo it?
[INDISCERNIBLE] There’s a twist top.
It keeps twisting in the [BLEEP] wind!
Um…
I want to cry.
What letter’s next?
[INDISCERNIBLE]
Are we spelling it wrong?
En-ga…
The ‘M’!
We need a ‘G’ . Another ‘G’
Go look it up.
No. How do you spell it?
We’re doing good. We’re on track. We just need an ‘E’ .
After the ‘G’? Okay.
Um, no. Yeah.
No?
I just looked it up you idiot.
Okay, so do I move the ‘A’ over or not?
Engagement.
E-N -
G?
Nope. Yep.
A-
N-
You’re supposed to be good at spelling.
G-
What, I just said, ‘G’.
You did?
Yes!
Right?
Whoohoo!
& Yee-hoo!
Okay. We did it.
Yay!
Hi beautiful. Ooh look at us with the -- the --
Oh whoa!
Hey how are you. ’s late. Fashionably late.
Thanks for coming!
I’m 40 now, ‘cause I’m -- I was even before Larry.
I mean to see them done it’s crazy how blessed I’ve been over time bro.
I’m just saying, it’s -- I remember when we drafted, Larry, so.
Yeah.
Yeah. Time flies, man.
[INDISCERNIBLE]
Time flies, man. Time flies, bro.
[OVERLAPPING CHEERS, SCREAMS]
This is so cute!
Oh my God, the party looks amazing.
On a scale from 1 to 10, and definitely get like a 12.
How did they even get all those balloons in there with just the two of them --
-- Is what I want to know.
Where’s ? She’s not coming?
No.
I think she got in a fight with Sheldon or something.
What?
I know.
I think something’s going on with Sheldon and *
because I feel like there’s no way she would miss this,
and I don’t know, something’s not adding up.
Is Shaun coming, or no?
Oh, um, I think he said he’s not gonna come tonight.
Really?
Probably not.
Yeah ‘cause Nat’s here.
He kind of knew that like everybody would be mingling,
and like having to talk to each other,
and he felt uncomfortable.
But I feel like that’s rude.
Like this is your guys’ thing.
He needs to suck it up.
Like, I -- I’m not really super comfortable seeing him either,
but like I want to suck it up for you guys.
So.
Yeah. Oh well.
I just really wish Shaun and I could be friends. We could be civil --
-- We could be in each other’s lives. Like I miss him.
Sucks he’s not here.
Hi you guys.
We just want to thank everyone whose gathered here tonight for Larry and *.
Everyone is here because we love you guys and we’re so excited for you.
We love you.
Everybody raise your glass. For Larry -- Larry and !
We love you!
Okay Barbs!
Yeah you know, only the best for you guys.
Right. I feel super special.
And we’re right in the finish line too.
Oh my God, that is like so dope. Babe did you see this?
Sheldon’s at home.
So right now there’s just some tension between me and Shel’.
We’re fighting about having a baby.
I think it’s good for us to --
-- Just take a breather.
Want to go in the Pace car with me?
Okay.
And drive in it?
Yes please.
Okay.
So it won’t go 200 miles an hour, but it does go to like 150.
Yeah totally fine , I'm so down. So down.
OFF CAMERA It’s like a Tesla.
I’m so scared.
I don’t even know what to think.
I know, I want to go fast, but I don’t want --
-- Die!
Oh yeah.
PRO DRIVER Alright.
Oh [BLEEP]
Hold onto your underwear!
Donald do you see me? I know you have life insurance on me.
[OVERLAPPING SCREAMS, CHATTER]
[OVERLAPPING EXCLAMATIONS, SCREAMS]
I love the vibrations --
-- Of the car.
It’s like a vibrator but not --
-- [INDISCERNIBLE] a vibrator.
Did you see how close he was to the wall?
Yeah legit, like this close.
They didn’t let you drive?
No. Like if I put my hand out I would touch the wall.
No, thank God.
That’s how close he was. And we were like, oh my God I can’t believe he’s driving.
I know, he was so close to the dang wall. And it was a little Camry, it was supped up.
That’s my getaway car. Like I need that just on GP.
Oh hey girl.
, .
Hey sugar.
TITO ORTIZ Hey man.
How you doing? Brian.
TITO ORTIZ Tito, man, good to meet ya.
What up dude?
Hey Seyi!
Thank you guys so much for coming today, and drink up.
[OVERLAPPING CHEERS]
MAN IN CROWD It’s ! I’m a Charger fan man! I like the Chargers, man.
All you hear is --
& [MAKING RACE CAR SOUNDS]
It’s quite the rush.
You still train?
TITO ORTIZ Nah, I’ve been done since my fight in January.
TITO ORTIZ 21st.
I’m doing --
TITO ORTIZ I had to get back surgery though. The vertebrae is pushing over to on my spine. So whenever I lean my head forward, my whole left hand goes numb.
You need to [INDISCERNIBLE]
TITO ORTIZ Yeah, yeah.
OFF CAMERA WAG So this engagement party, how was it?
Yeah.
It was fine but I didn’t get an invite. ’s like, I’m going to ’s engagement party.
Well they did like -- they decorated like the whole Redbury up in the top room.
Who is "they"?
and .
Oh so you guys put it together?
Why -- no, why didn’t -- why? Why didn’t I come?
I didn’t get invited.
I hope it wasn’t because of me.
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
I think 30 people. It was ’s family, Larry’s family.
Close friends. That’s why I’m [BLEEP] pissed.
It’s so weird being on a blind date.
Yeah.
It’s weird, right?
So tell me about yourself. So how old are you?
What? Shane you can’t just ask a girl how old she is.
END ACT 3
Why didn’t I come?
I hope it wasn’t because of me.
You’re coming to the wedding!
So. But I want to be a part of everything.
You guys, honestly it was like -- it was like 30 people.
It was ’s family, Larry’s family.
Close friends. See? That’s why I’m [BLEEP] pissed.
No honestly you guys, it was -- it really was.
I hate how we always get blamed. And now she’s blaming us for the engagement thing too? Like it’s not our problem that isn’t being invited to [INDISCERNIBLE}
Really are getting blamed.
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you’d want to like come all the way to L.A.
for something so small like that. I didn’t know.
For my friends I’d do anything.
‘Cause I wasn’t making it a big deal. I really didn’t think that you’d care, but.
Well at least we know we all care now.
I care.
Now I know.
Now you know.
I think is confrontational for sure.
[OVERLAPPING FAREWELLS]
Like someone doesn’t invite you to a party, you cry about it?
Really?
But that’s for you.
I don’t have time for drama.
Yeah.
I have my own [BLEEP] going on.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know what I’m saying? That’s why I always tell you to resolve your [BLEEP] with .
I don’t care though. Because it’s gonna come when it comes.
Okay, okay.
But I’m gonna pick and choose when I’m ready to express myself.
Okay but wait, in all --
in all actuality, the things that she had to say that she was hurt like about that you did,
I felt like it was the same as --
And that’s what I said.
You guys are saying the same exact thing.
For whatever reason, feels like there’s some danger attached to you,
and I don’t know why that is or what that is.
You know what I mean?
See, I didn’t get that from her.
Danger?
Well you know what I mean?
Your choice of word is "Danger"?
Okay well I’m sorry but for --
but for her it’s not safe for her to go near and be cool with you.
OFF CAMERA WAG Well maybe --
Do you know what I mean?
No, no, no, hold on.
What she’s trying to say is that she doesn’t feel safe to be open with you.
Yeah, like it’s not like open territory.
Maybe not danger.
But I find it real funny that you guys are saying the exact same thing.
But I’m in between both of you guys.
You don’t need to be in between.
And -- no, it is though because I’m meeting with you and I’m meeting for her,
and I love you guys both.
So there is more to this story.
This is the time you want to pick and choose when you want to tell --
--Me that you’ve met up with in front of Laverne and Shirley?
Knowing that they’re sitting back here just eating this, enjoying this whole
-- Situation right now? Like honestly? I thought we were better friends than that.
I love you guys both.
But what I’m saying is you guys don’t even talk to each other. So --
But we will.
No, you’re not listening.
Remember, listen, process it.
You’re talking to me and you’re telling me one thing.
I process it, right?
And then she’s going back and telling you the same thing.
But you guys don’t talk to each other.
Don’t give me that roll eye.
Just now it feels like you discrediting what I’m saying.
Here’s the point is, neither of them are ready to squash it.
Neither of them to let ego down to apologize.
Whatever it is, it’s none of our [BLEEP] business.
OFF CAMERA WAG Then the point --
And it will play out.
Cheers to that sweeties.
I don’t have anything.
I don’t either.
‘Cause she drunk my drink.
I’ll just grab [INDISCERNIBLE]
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
W have been going through some things and it’s like,
I feel like I’m not, you know, being the wife that I should be to him.
There’s some day is didn’t think that Seyi and I were gonna make it.
END ACT 4
Good morning. What are you doing? Cooking?
I’m gonna make you some eggs.
Okay. When’d you get up?
Oh. I slept in.
Yeah?
Um, so I think in the next few weeks, babe,
I have to start like doing those um --
‘cause you know I’m doing that gun fighter movie?
Yeah.
Where I play like that biker -- biker chick.
So I have to learn how to like rode -- ride motorcycles.
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
No.
You’re not even good at driving.
I mean there’s a lot going on in like the next few months.
We have Mania coming up.
And WrestleCon.
They want me to do their access.
Like do a bunch of stuff for WWE.com.
Well I guess we’ll have to see.
I mean if you’re gonna keep getting all these cool opportunities,
it might not be as easy as you think it is just saying no to ‘em,
and focus on a family.
They’re there to see you in your wrestling gear or a skimp dress.
They’re not there to see you pregnant and fat and ready to have a kid, so.
Your life is so hectic, the things are coming up all the time,
but I think you just have to wait and see what um,
what the future holds over the next couple months.
Right I feel like I kind -- you know? Yeah.
There’s just a lot going on, and then we have, you now,
we have Allie here full time with us now.
So it’s like I’m trying to play step-mommy and work at the same time, you know?
I found out like how to balance it, you know?
Huh.
Ha, ha. Why is that funny?
Since I got married, just the dynamic I feel like is a little different now.
I’m working and he’s at home, and --
-- We’re just not seeing eye to eye on things.
Just kind of taking it a day at a time, and --
and trying to be the best wife that I can be.
I may have burnt the eggs a little bit.
Get ‘em right
You don’t mind burnt eggs, right?
How are you supposed to have ids if you can’t --
Oh my God.
-- Make eggs?
You know I can cook. Don’t even.
No, not if you can’t make eggs, you can’t have kids.
You better shut it. My eggs are amazing.
Hi. How’s it going?
HOSTESS Good, how are you?
Good. I’m meeting somebody. It’s .
HOSTESS Right this way.
Thank you.
Shaun not showing up to the engagement party --
-- Was obviously upsetting.
And I feel like I kind of need to like get a fresh start and a clear headspace.
And so a friend of mine insisted that --
-- I go on a blind date with this guy.
He’s a boxer and I’m thinking --
-- Ugh, I mean, why not?
Hi.
Hello. I’m Shane.
How’s it going? , nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It’s just been so long since I’ve
-- Put myself out there.
So this like traditional dating thing is like a bit weird.
I don’t know, it’s weird.
So how has your day been?
Good. So far so good. Yeah.
That’s good. Hopefully it gets better.
I know. Yeah.
Um…
This is so weird, I don’t ever go like on dates, even alone, blind dates.
So I’m like, sorry.
Yeah.
I can feel his energy from across the table, like radiating --
-- Towards me, making me more and more nervous.
And I don’t know how to --
-- Handle the situation. I don’t know what to do.
This is so weird being on a blind date.
Yeah.
It’s weird, right?
Yeah.
It’s weird.
I mean --
And I’m like, is this what --
-- Dating is? This is so, I don’t know. It’s a lot.
Um --
I feel like in our day and age with like social media and stuff,
there’s like so many buffers, like help me feel comfortable.
Like you can like text someone, you can do whatever.
But like, this is like old school style.
Like, okay well let’s just talk.
Let’s just sit here and be like, what?
Yeah I think we can figure it out though.
We can work it out.
Yeah we’ll work it out.
We can get through this.
So tell me about yourself. How old are you?
What? See you can’t just ask a girl how old she is.
Okay. But --
That’s how I know you’re young.
But --
‘Cause only a young guy would ask a girl how old she is.
But I could actually look -- I could Google you.
You could, you’re right.
-- If I wanted you.
Seriously it’s all just out there anyways.
So like you said, this day and age, I could figure it out.
I’m just feeling really uncomfortable and out of my element,
like what have I got myself into?
I mean this guy is so sweet.
He’s so nice.
I can tell that he’s nervous.
I’m trying to hold it together for the two of us ‘
cause I feel like if I’m nervous too, then this whole ship goes down.
I’m over 30. That’s all you need to know.
How old are you?
26.
What do they call it? Robbing the cradle?
I that what’s happening here?
Well I mean, I’ve --
[INDISCERNIBLE]
Robbing the cradle if I’m willing. I -- I --
Right okay. I didn’t rob you, you like willingly got out of the cradle.
Yeah, I jumped put of the cradle.
Okay, okay, we’re good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
When did you meet up with ?
Because I told you and I told her I didn’t want to be in this.
I cannot have faulty player sin my line-up.
END OF ACT 5
Hi.
So what have you been up to?
Um, what have I been doing?
Um, just working.
I’m doing a movie in um, a few months.
So I’m excited about that.
No you are not.
Yeah, yeah,
[INDISCERNIBLE]
It’s called "Gunfighter" and it’s like a --
this like biker movie, and I play like this bad ass.
Yeah. So I’m excited.
So excited.
Um, yeah, yeah.
So how’s Sheldon?
I’ve been working a lot, and so I feel like I’ve kind of put myself first.
And, um, so I’m trying to figure out the balance
between being wife and being a working wife, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it’s hard.
Yeah. He’s been feeling a little, you know, hurt.
We have been going through some things and it’s like,
I feel like I’m not, you know, being the wife that I should be to him.
I feel like I’ve put myself first.
He’s like, Babe I don’t --
I don’t feel like you’re present.
I feel like you’re focused on your job.
I don’t feel like you’re here, and you know, for me, for our family.
Like I just feel like right now at this point in my life at 30,
like I feel like I’m in my best shape of my life.
Like, I’m -- you know, what I mean?
Like I’m happy with where I’m at.
But like, I do want to have kids eventually.
I do, but right now I feel like I’m kind of being selfish in a way of
like putting myself first and my work and my job.
I wish that I would have done what you are doing.
Right.
Because then it just makes it easier to transition into motherhood
when there’s a lot more stability for yourself as a woman.
Right.
Hearing her advice and hearing her say that --
And like, okay I can do everything.
Maybe I shouldn’t feel like I can only just have a baby and not work.
I really want to go see and like maybe talk to like a therapist about it
where I can get on like an outside perspective of like --
Yeah. And I --
-- Kind of how to navigate through that.
And I’m so proud of you. ‘Cause it’s hard. Like it really takes a village --
Yeah.
Of love and support,
which is why I’ve always wanted to be there for you
because those people, when you get married --
Yeah, it’s like another --
Those are the people you need to cover you and to love you.
Yeah, exactly.
Like I promise you Barbs, like I know that there is some days
and I didn’t think that Seyi and I were gonna make it.
Like it just was so hard that first year.
Yeah. Like I never want to get divorced from Shel’.
Like he is like my everything.
I can’t imagine meeting somebody else than him ever fulfilling what he has given me and --
and the love that I have for him, and --
Yeah. Y’all are gonna be just fine. I know.
That’s good. I think so too.
More than.
There’s no way --
No way.
I’m losing my boo.
I heard that. No way.
No.
Can I tae this seat right here?
BARTENDER Yes please. Take a seat.
Thank you. Oui, oui.
Bonjour.
How you doing?
I think ultimately --
-- And I have a closer relationship than --
-- Her and . So when --
-- Didn’t tell me that they talked, it kind of took me aback, like wait, what?
How are you?
You tell me, girl. We supposedly got a lot to talk about, so.
Like when did you meet up with because you never called me.
Usually you’re like -- you’re like, [INDISCERNIBLE]
You’re good at calling me.
Right.
And telling me. But then I was like, when did this happen? What did they talk about?
When I met up with .
Mmhmm.
I needed some clarity on y’all relationship.
Because I cannot have faulty players in my line-up.
100%.
You know what I’m saying? Like, and it’s never good to be like in the middle of friends.
Yeah.
And you’re hearing stuff from you, just like the conversation we had earlier.
Yeah.
And I’m hearing stuff through them.
I told you and I told her, excuse me, I didn’t want to be in this.
I pulled you to the side to let you know, like, you know,
like girl, like I think that you have a right to feel the way you feel.
And when you start to escalate your voice,
it gets the other person to shut down.
This has nothing to do with you, it has something to do with me and .
Just take it back and like just listen. Point blank, period.
She want to keep poking the lion.
I’m gonna roar, bitch.
And you ain’t gonna like when I roar.
I’m just trying to be cool with everybody. But something is not adding up.
END OF ACT 6
Well my issue is just like,
if you were feeling some type of way like,
I just felt like you should have talked to me.
Because --
I under -- I understand.
Because, if you have someone like me that genuinely cares if you guys are friends,
because we have to be around each other, I want it to be peace.
And I -- and gotta love that. However --
You know what I’m saying?
Because we not gonna let this linger on.
This ain’t gonna turn into no and .
You’re a good friend.
That means the world to me.
Yeah.
It really does.
Ultimately I’m just sad that I felt that way
and that we were getting influenced by maybe situations --
Other people.
-- And other people. But now that we got lines and stuff clear --
Next time --
I feel some sort of type of way --
Any type of way.
Vice versa.
Yep. We pick up the phone.
We picking up the phone. No texting, no none of that.
Nope.
No waiting around for nobody to talk.
You pick up the phone.
Well let’s cheers to that.
Yes.
Let me drink the last of my wine, it’s gone.
Yes.
And you drink up.
I gotta eat light ‘cause I gotta go to the gym after this.
You need to come to my guy. He’s so good.
I went to a trainer one day and I was like, holy crap. I was so out of shape.
And then like the --
You would not believe it. I was like laughing.
Really?
That’s how I’m gonna be when I go back.
‘Cause I think I missed like 3 weeks now. It’s bad.
Uh, Barbs is on her way.
’s coming?
Yeah, she’s gonna meet us.
Oh I didn’t know that. Um --
She hit me last night. She’s like, let’s do brunch.
Okay. I haven’t even talked to since the NASCAR thing.
You haven’t?
Mm-mm. No because I feel like --
I felt like I was attacked. Like it was coming from like every direction.
How was just like, oh told me about the engagement party, and --
I mean I wanted to ask her like, how did that come up?
Like what did you and talk about?
But I haven’t really gotten a chance to see her.
Hi guys. How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
How have you been since NASCAR.
NASCAR was a lot.
I got ganged up on, for --
You did not get ganged up on, .
I did get ganged up on.
Yes I did.
I’m like, what the [BLEEP] did I do?
I didn’t even do anything.
How did she get all these feelings?
Like how does it get to this point?
Well I had a -- we went to the nail salon and we were talking about your engagement party.
And um, she basically was like, well why do you think I wasn’t invited?
And I was like, I think it’s because of ,
and I think just didn’t want to have any kind of drama at her --
Like she could have -- she could have called me if she had an issue.
I just feel like if I’m not there to defend myself,
or if I’m not there to pick up for myself,
or to, you know, tell her exactly what it is,
I feel like that conversation shouldn’t have even been had.
Well look, she’s my friend, and so I was like, felt the need to tell her. But on --
But I don’t think you really knew.
But on that note, let’s talk about me not being invited to your wedding dress fitting.
Okay so there’s another --
there’s another situation that nobody really understands or knows,
and my bridesmaids, it was a surprise for them to see what kind of dresses they wanted.
It was sonly bridesmaids. And --
Well I just saw the video of you trying on the dress,
and I was like, holy shit,
like was the only one I had at my wedding dress fitting.
I know.
And I was like, it like -- like hurt my heart.
I know.
You know?
Yeah, like I feel horrible that you felt bad.
I know, I’m really sorry.
Like I really am, like devastated that you were --
Yeah, hold on.
Uh oh.
Are you alright, Barbs? [INDISCERNIBLE]
Are you sure? Do you need a minute?
Me and Sheldon, we have been going through some things.
He’s leaving tomorrow.
He’s going on vacation, him, his mom and my stepdaughter.
And like I’m not -- they’re not inviting me.
Like he’s going.
Because he’s being a dick and he’s trying to prove a point.
That’s what they do.
So we’ve been like avoiding each other.
Like, maybe that’s why he’s mad., ‘cause I go out and I --
He’s just [INDISCERNIBLE].
Maybe he’s been feeling neglected even though you maybe don’t even notice that.
And he doesn’t express it and it builds up and he resents you,
and now he’s at a point where he’s not talking to you.
And that’ snot your fault.
Right.
I mean there was like empty threats.
It’s like, well maybe we should be apart for a while,
and it’ like all these threats,
and it’s like, driving me [BLEEP] crazy.
Like I don’t know what to do,
like I’m not myself,
and I don’t know what’s gonna happen.
I don’t know what I’m going to be into.
I don’t know if he’s gonna be like,
I want a divorce. Like --
That’s your husband.
There’s no way in hell.
He’s just dumb like that.
Next on "WAGS" Miami.
Maybe I’m being selfish.
Maybe I’m not thinking of the family when I’m working.
Like, I’m like, I --
Keep your front foot straight.
Can I hit it?
Yeah.
You’re really close to me.
There’s just a lot of assumptions, and I know I’ve heard escorting.
Do you not know what we do for work?
I never hustled and grinded so hard in my mother-[BLEEP] life.
To hear that people are saying escort,
or I got it from a dude, [BLEEP] that.