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老实点

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双手抱头

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说过了吧

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被武装团伙劫持的巴士

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现在仍朝着市中心行驶

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嗯？ 怎么了？

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求求你们 放我走吧

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要多少钱都可以

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乘客们没事吧？
通往天国的倒计时
这是啥，
在直播吗？www
新麦茶的最新版吗
暴恐？暴恐？
暴恐袭击？www
竟然直播，真厉害
好可怕好可怕呀～
这真是过分…

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新麦茶的后辈

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无休巴士
牺牲品
真的假的
共产的模仿犯罪

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警察呢？
巴士劫持事件

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注：新麦茶是2000年西铁巴士劫持案犯在2ch上的网名

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暴恐…？

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暴恐？暴恐？
暴恐袭击？www
好可怕好可怕呀～

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这是啥，
在直播吗？www
新麦茶的最新版吗
竟然直播，真厉害
这真是过分…

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通往天国的倒计时
无休巴士
牺牲品
警察呢？
真的假的
巴士劫持事件
共产的模仿犯罪
新麦茶的后辈

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无休巴士
这是啥，
在直播吗？www
新麦茶的最新版吗
暴恐？暴恐？
暴恐袭击？www
竟然直播，真厉害
好可怕好可怕呀～
这真是过分…
暴恐…？

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牺牲品
警察呢？
巴士劫持事件
新麦茶的后辈

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真的假的
共产的模仿犯罪

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这是什么活动吗？

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好可怕好可怕呀～
暴恐…？

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已报警

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新麦茶的最新版吗
警察呢？
真的假的
巴士劫持事件
共产的模仿犯罪
新麦茶的后辈
这是什么活动吗？
这…这是真的吗？

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暴恐？暴恐？
暴恐袭击？www
竟然直播，真厉害
这真是过分…
暴恐？

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共产的模仿犯罪
新麦茶的后辈
这… 这是真的吗？
SJ还没来？

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巴士劫持事件
好可怕好可怕呀～
这真是过分…
暴恐…？
暴恐？
已报警
警察还没来？
这些人ww
当自己是摔跤手吗ww

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这是什么活动吗？
这要是真的就不是玩nico生的事儿了ww

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喂 你在干什么

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嘘 安静点

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锁定邪恶的灵魂
Squeeze

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Heart

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烹调你的心
Cuisine

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正义的英雄 奇异果汁登场
Strange Juice

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干掉她

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这是…

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危险 小心后面

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怎么回事

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爱罗

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快让巴士停下

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为什么认识我…

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别说啦 快点

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欸 这…

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为什么不管用啊

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这里是南瓜椅
Pumpkin Chair

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好慢 你干什么去了

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抱歉 遇到点小麻烦

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不过已经没问题了

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我来将巴士停住

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你要怎么做

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操作收费站的路障呀

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鲷鱼烧店？

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注：路障和鲷鱼烧店日文发音相似

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是路障啦

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时间呢

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呃…

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三秒后呀

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各位 抓稳了

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停下了

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就在刚才 巴士停下了

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蒙面团伙劫持国际机场巴士　


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乘客们究竟有没有事呢

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如您所见

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全员平安

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前门坏了啊

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各位 我们从后门出去吧

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原来如此

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黑幕终于登场了吗

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我原本想一直坐在座位上的

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喂 我说你到底是…

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好了 蹲下 双手抱头

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你想干什么

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干掉碍事的人

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不好意思 请你先去死吧

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先？

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嗯？

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听着 你们已经被完全包围了

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怎么了

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为什么不开枪

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立刻老老实实缴械投降

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再见

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没事吧？

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你… 救了我吗

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讨厌啦～

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欸？ 喂 你怎么了

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振作点 喂

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你怎么了啊

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不好了 快起来

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パ

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光 光走光

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パ

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光 光走光光

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光 光走光

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光 光走光光

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光 光走光

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光 光走光光

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光 光走光

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光 光走光光

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いやーん
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膝上 25cm 季节 What? 管它呢

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What?

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不好意思啦

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粗鲁的话语 不要说出口

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暴

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这怎么是下流

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走光走光 一瞥而过 Secret Heart

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明明我是把 这一腔赤忱

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为什么!?为什么!?为什么!?为什么!?为什么!?

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搞不懂 搞不懂呀

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Why not look at my punch line?

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不要惹 女孩子害羞了啦!

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翻译：syan  校对·后期：ssnake  时间轴：某吉  繁体化：翊枫

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flsnow.net

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雪飘工作室

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因此呢

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伊里达游炭

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你已经灵魂出窍的啦

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啥？

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这里是我住的公寓？

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嗯

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话说

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为什么猫在说话啊

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好啦好啦 先冷静一下 游炭

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你为什么认识我

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没什么为什么的…

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脚脚… 脚不见了

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好啦 算了

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本猫的名字叫光之助

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和你一样 是幽灵的啦

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幽灵… 那不就是说…

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别害怕 放心的啦

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因为你还没死掉呢

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总之 先看一下这个的啦

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喵喵喵～

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喂

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是我的房间 103号室

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嗯 因为这里是203室

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所以就是正下方的房间呢

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喂 有人进来了

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换个角度的啦

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是我 我在画面里

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啊 为了保险我先说一句

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这是「NICO生」

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17岁男生的24小时全方位展现
【103号室】 轻松悠闲放送①

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是「NICONICO生放送」的影像呢

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因为是「生放送」

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所以当然是实时的…

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这是怎么回事

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这要怎么才能停下来呢

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停下了

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好嘞 要进去了

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这是什么

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结界啦呦

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这间房间里贴满了除魔护符的啦

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是谁擅自贴上护符的呢…

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是附在你身体上的人啦哟

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你并不是灵魂脱窍这么简单的啦

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你被幽灵夺走了 霸占了身体啦哟

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结果就是你的灵魂被挤出来了

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到底是谁

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欸 酒？

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总觉得啊 给你解释也变得麻烦起来了

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就先这样啦 你快去找「南达拉刚达拉」吧

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那是什么东西

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欸 不知道吗

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「南达拉刚达拉」是古代印度的圣典啦呦

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传说在那本圣典里

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记载着夺回被抢走的肉体所需要的秘密仪式

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秘密仪式？

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那东西究竟在哪儿呢

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远在天边近在眼前呢

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它就在这所「古来馆」的某个人的房间里呢

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欸？ 谁的呢？

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不知道啦

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那你好好努力吧

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等等

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那家伙搞什么嘛

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「南达拉刚达拉」啊…

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没办法了

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虽然很蹊跷 但是我先试着找找吧

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这么想来

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最可能的房间就是…

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抱歉 爱

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打扰了

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爱那家伙不在吗

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话说回来 房里还是一如既往的凌乱呢

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要说有的话

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我觉得一定会在爱的房间里的…

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You can easily imagine the damage

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that will be caused if VR1 hits earth...

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这不是劫持巴士的…

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爱？

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说起来我该补充洗发水了

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爱 我不是故意的…

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抱歉

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到底发生什么了

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啊 对了对了

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我忘记说一件很重要的事了

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只要你兴奋到失去意识

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天空就会降下小行星

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人类就会灭亡呢

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你在 说什么

501
00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,120
所以呢～

502
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,380
搞成现在这样 全都是因为你啦

503
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,500
你看到女孩子的内裤之后

504
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,140
兴奋程度就会到达极限

505
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,120
然后就可以发挥出超人一般的力量啦

506
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,260
但是呢 极限再怎么说也是极限啦

507
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,540
极限不可超越

508
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,840
因此

509
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,720
在超人化的当口

510
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,440
再受到强烈刺激的话

511
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,740
度量计就会爆表

512
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,520
你的意识就会呼地飞走啦

513
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,360
不… 我不懂

514
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,220
这种事和小行星有什么关系

515
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,200
没必要想得太复杂

516
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,700
要是不想让人类灭亡的话

517
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,200
只要不兴奋就好了嘛

518
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,940
就是这么点事啦

519
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,020
可是…

520
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,920
总之 重来一次的啦 游炭

521
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,900
回到过去再来一次

522
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,040
回到过去？

523
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:26,240
幽灵不适用与时间有关的物理法则

524
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,760
因为我们原本就不是物质呢

525
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,000
我… 我说 稍等一下

526
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,160
你这些话都是…

527
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,840
好啦 快去吧 伊里达游炭

528
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,800
回溯时间的长河

529
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,880
去创造无比快乐和平的未来的啦～

530
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,760
这里是… 爱的房间

531
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,580
You can easily imagine the damage that...

532
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,720
回来了吗…

533
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:08,060
说起来我该补充洗发水了

534
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,300
啊 不妙

535
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,960
欸 找不到喔 到底怎么搞的

536
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:22,380
成木野 美佳炭

537
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,020
啊～ 真是的

538
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,040
那本书到底去哪儿啦

539
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,820
在上面一层吗

540
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,740
不看 不看喔

541
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,300
对啦 书

542
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,660
那本书难道就是「南达拉刚达拉」吗…

543
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,340
嗯？ 会不会在这下面

544
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,980
我把它放到床底下了吗

545
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,290
９个月前…

546
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,000
抱歉

547
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,220
我太不小心了

548
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,780
啊 又闯祸了

549
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,360
那个…

550
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,500
我们在哪里见过吗

551
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,900
你在说什么呢 成木野

552
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:13,920
你是正当红的偶像团体「Seeds-may」成员呀

553
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,820
这家伙会盯着你看也是自然啦

554
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,440
呐 我说的对吧 伊里达

555
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,520
喂 至少打个招呼啦

556
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:24,540
因为从今天开始

557
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,000
就要成为生活在同一个屋檐下的邻居了嘛

558
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,500
你好 初次见面

559
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,620
欸 呃 那个…

560
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:34,440
话说啊 成木野

561
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,500
你手里一直攥着的是什么宝贝呢

562
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,120
欸？ 啊…

563
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,400
啊 抱歉

564
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,000
啊 这里也没有啊

565
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,240
来啦～

566
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:55,530
秩父 爱罗

567
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,180
呐 能借我点盐吗

568
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:54,960
盐？

569
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,580
用来做晚饭吗

570
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:57,720
也 也算吧

571
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:01,100
注：晚饭（夕饭）与猎幽（幽ハン）同音

572
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:01,100
捕猎幽灵也可以简称为「猎幽」啦

573
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,820
刚接到了委托

574
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,980
我明天要去除灵

575
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,460
欸？ 除灵的话 用普通的盐就可以吗

576
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,480
没事没事

577
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,120
重要的是心态啦

578
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,120
这个灵媒师没问题吗

579
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,900
嗯？ 你有说什么吗

580
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,080
不 没有

581
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,000
啊 对啦对啦

582
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,500
明香托我把这个还给你

583
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,120
啊 我正找这个呢

584
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,000
难道说

585
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,760
但是为什么会在明香那里呢…

586
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,180
不 不可以 龙之进大人

587
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,580
有什么关系呢 虎八郎

588
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,120
一边这么说着

589
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:39,040
龙之进朝着虎八郎的第三把刀那里
屌

590
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:41,140
这个 不对啊～

591
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,220
啊 难道是拿错了？

592
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:48,120
哎呀 这么说是刚才撞在一起的时候啊

593
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,320
拿错了？

594
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,500
这也就是说…

595
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:54,560
妈妈熬夜织手套…

596
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,300
那… 那是

597
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,700
可恶

598
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,500
很遗憾

599
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,780
你的灵力等级还不够的啦

600
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:10,380
灵力就是灵体所拥有的力量的等级

601
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,900
等级提升的话就可以移动重物

602
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:17,220
还可以引发灵异事件的啦

603
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,760
但是呢

604
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:23,600
以你现在的等级顶多能推动铅笔这类东西吧

605
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,720
听起来好像游戏啊

606
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,220
总之 先试试看吧

607
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,680
给我动 给我动

608
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,440
给我动！

609
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,200
啊 搞砸了

610
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,980
有什么东西出来了

611
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,500
那是你的称号的啦

612
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,680
称号？

613
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:55,960
嘿咻

614
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,940
嗯？ 这是啥

615
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,880
上次整理的时候忘记收起来的吗

616
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,980
爷爷… 好想你啊

617
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,160
啊 原来是相册啊

618
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,080
新闻速报

619
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:21,240
市内发生人质劫持事件
电影院观众遭劫持

620
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,460
自称「Q-may会」的武装团伙

621
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:20,960
挟持了人质

622
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:24,060
现在正固守在市内的电影院内

623
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:28,700
据信Q-may会还与今天中午发生的巴士劫持事件有关

624
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,540
Q-may会？

625
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,400
不好

626
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,360
这首歌是

627
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,400
呐 我说 这是怎么了啊

628
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:53,800
歌词大意：津轻产的小苹果呀比呀比蜜甜，津轻产的大蒜头啊…（津轻地方，现青森县西部，苹果和大蒜的主要产地）

629
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:50,110
津軽産のリンゴちゃんは

630
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:50,110
蜜がいっぱい

631
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,940
欸 要唱吗？

632
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:53,800
津軽産のニンニクは

633
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,920
成木野 该走…

634
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,620
哎呀 爱罗

635
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,980
不… 不好啦

636
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,020
龟西君逃跑了

637
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,340
你说什么

638
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,520
爱罗小姐

639
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,700
盐 盐

640
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,580
多谢

641
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,800
嗯？ 找到了

642
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,680
但是为什么会在这里呢…

643
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,840
Punch Parma与什锦寿司饭

644
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,840
Seeds-may音乐剧计划
第一次公演作品

645
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,600
闹了半天书是说舞台的剧本吗

646
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:21,960
刚才的曲子是发生紧急情况的信号

647
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,360
奇异果汁 出动呀
Strange Juice

648
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:25,880
了解

649
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,300
欸？ 奇异果汁？
Strange Juice

650
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,980
奇异果汁
Strange Juice

651
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,020
Rush up

652
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:43,950
↓实际场面

653
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,840
呐 我总在想

654
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,420
刚才的舞蹈是必须的吗

655
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,680
难道说成木野就是…

656
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,700
英雄自然是要变身的啦

657
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:59,980
嘿咻 嘿咻 嘿嘿咻

658
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,740
哇 糟了

659
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,800
但是只要不看第二回

660
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:05,990
更 衣 中

661
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,060
更 衣 中

662
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:07,680
更 衣 中

663
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,670
正义的英雄 奇异果汁
Strange Juice

664
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,230
…变身完毕啦

665
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,640
那就走吧

666
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,670
可恶

667
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,570
这到底是怎么回事

668
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,970
你手里拿的是什么呢 南瓜椅
Pumpkin Chair

669
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,300
啊 这个吗

670
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,560
这个是 那个… 是护身符呀

671
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,460
打算给你的…

672
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:38,980
可是还没…

673
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:39,730
谢啦

674
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,040
我先收下啦

675
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,560
啊 不 我是说…

676
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,000
Speed Maker出发

677
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,800
真想不到成木野就是奇异果汁啊
Strange Juice

678
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,420
拜托你了 成木野

679
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,120
不要勉强呀

680
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:21,050
#01 内裤恐慌

681
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:38,350
ねぇ　モニターの中の世界じゃ映らない
呐　荧光屏里

682
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:41,610
キミへの想い
映不出我对你的爱意

683
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:48,230
あぁ　见えそうで　见えない
啊　若隐若现

684
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:54,440
ハートのシグナル　波打つ恋模様
心儿的信号　是爱情的波涛

685
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,580
何度も近づいて
一次次靠近

686
00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:00,620
“次こそは”の缲り返し
却又一次次走开　只道「下次一定」

687
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:06,040
隠してる微笑み　たしかめたい
你那不为人知的微笑　多想亲眼看清

688
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,020
トキメキをかき集め
把心动汇聚一起

689
00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:12,190
キミの手を握りしめ
把你的手儿牵紧

690
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:16,070
カギかけた　そのココロ
多想把锁上的心灵

691
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,660
开けてみせるよ
亲手打开重现光明

692
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:24,620
こんなにもキミが　好きでたまらない
我是这般的爱你　爱你爱到我心里

693
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:28,650
この声を　届けたいんだ
想让你听到这声声爱意

694
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:33,560
“ハニーハニー”って叫ぶエモーション！
呼唤着蜜蜜　痛哭零涕

695
00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:37,180
谁よりもキミが　好きでたまらない
我比谁都要爱你　爱你爱到我心里

696
00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:41,190
あと少し　キミまでの距离
还有一点点　与你的距离

697
00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:46,840
“ハニーハニー”って叫ぶエモーション！
呼唤着蜜蜜　痛哭零涕