大家好，我是玛德琳·海耶斯，这位是戴维·艾迪生。 Hi, I'm Madelyn Hayes and this is David Addison.
没错。 Right.
我们想耽误大家一分钟，欢迎各位来到…… We'd like to take a minute to welcome you to...
- ……《蓝色月光》的又一季。 - 没错。错啦！ - ...another season of Moonlighting. - That's right. Wrong.
- 等一下。 - 我不知道我在这儿干什么。 - Wait a second. - I don't know what I'm doing here.
我们在欢迎观众们回来观看新一季。 We're welcoming people back to another season.
电视网让我们欢迎观众回来。 The network wants us to welcome the viewers back.
- 呵呵！ - 是卢让你这么做的。 - Double ha! - Lou told you to do it.
说出来吧！电视网说今晚的节目太短了。 Say it! The network says that tonight's show is too short.
电视网说每集节目必须得有一小时长。 The network says every show has to be one hour long.
不是59分钟，也不是61分钟。 Not 59 minutes, not 61 minutes.
必须满六十分钟。而我们短了一分钟。 Sixty minutes long. And we're a minute short.
- 现在全世界都知道了。 - 你知道为什么短吗？ - Now the whole world knows. - Do you know why we're short?
- 凯伦，找我的经纪人来。 - 因为你说话太快了！ - Karen, get my agent. - You talk too fast!
- 只要你偶尔语速放慢点…… - 我说话的时候你在插嘴！ - If you slow down once in a while. - You're talking when I'm talking.
够了！让制片人们自己去欢迎观众吧。 That's it! The producers can welcome the viewers back themselves.
停！ Cut!
刚才那遍怎么样？ How was that?
抱歉，赛比利。抱歉，布鲁斯。 Sorry, Cybill. Sorry, Bruce.
- 还是太短。 - 太短了！你知道为什么吗？ - Too short. - Too short! And you know why?
- 别赖在我身上。 - 因为你说话太快了。 - Don't blame this on me. - Because you talk too fast.
- 我说话的时候你在插嘴。 - 开始正片吧。 - You're talking when I'm talking. - Start the show.
- 开始节目。 - 开始节目。 - Start the show. - Start the show.
欢迎回来。 Welcome back.
蓝色月光 MOONLIGHTING
第2季 第01集 “在南费城的某处” 2x01 "SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH PHILADELPHIA"
晚上好，纳瓦隆先生。 Evening, Mr. Navarone.
钱带来了。 Got your money.
一分不少。 Got all of it.
七点三十七分。 Seven thirty-seven.
七点三十八分。 Seven thirty-eight.
- 抱歉。 - 抱歉。 - Sorry. - Sorry.
你约的是七点三十二。 You said 7:32.
嘿，等等。等等！ Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second!
才迟了五分钟。 Five minutes.
你要为了五分钟搞砸这笔买卖？ You're gonna burn a deal over five minutes?
拜托！ Come on!
五分钟？你要为了五分钟毁掉这十万块钱？ Five minutes? You're gonna blow a hundred grand over five minutes?
我非常看重准时。 I'm a big believer in punctuality.
你想涉足的是严肃的生意。 This is serious business you want to get into.
想做严肃生意？ Wanna be in a serious business?
你就得表现得严肃点。 You have to act serious.
下一次，准时点。 Next time, on time.
过来。检查一下你的货。 Come here. Check out your merchandise.
- 哇哦。 - 是啊，哇哦。 - Wow. - Yeah, wow.
好了，小子，把你的屁股挪开我的后备箱。 Okay, kid, get your booty off my trunk.
这次我可不会停下来了。 This time I ain't stopping.
- 纳瓦隆先生？ - 嗯。 - Mr. Navarone? - Yeah.
- 还有一件事。 - 嗯。 - Just one more thing. - Yeah.
你被捕了，蠢货。 You're under arrest, jackass.
停车场 PARKING LOT
减重顺便赚钱 “瘦且富有”宣讲会 SHED POUNDS - MAKE MONEY "THIN AND RICH" DEMONSTRATION
女士们先生们，请准备好迎接一个…… Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourself for an evening...
……注定要改变你们人生的夜晚。 ...that's destined to change your life.
这是“瘦且富有”的故事。 It's The Thin and Rich Story.
由唯一了解所有精髓的人来讲述。 As told by the only guy who knows all the good parts.
“瘦且富有”先生本人。 Mr. Rich and Thin himself.
理查德·艾迪生。 Richard Addison.
天哪，人真多。 Oh, my goodness, what a crowd.
谢谢。 Thank you.
“想给你们讲个大肚腩男人的故事” "Wanna tell you a story about a guy with a roll"
“他说得去寻找荣耀，得赚点钞票” "Said gotta find some glory, Gotta make some dough"
“得去寻找荣耀，得赚点钞票” "Gotta find some glory Gotta make some dough"
“于是他思来想去，左思右想” "So he think and he think And he thunk and he thunk"
“在一番苦思之后，他发明了这些玩意儿” "And after he was done He invented this junk"
“这些粘稠的、糊状的、古怪的液体” "This goo, this gop This weird-looking swill"
“它叫‘瘦且富有’，它的作用是” "It's called Rich and Thin And here's what it will do"
“它会融化你的脂肪，融化得一干二净” "It will melt your fat Melt it clear away"
“它能让你保持苗条，直到你去世那天” "It'll keep you lean Till your dying day"
“但这还没完，它的本事大着呢” "But that's not all This stuff will do"
“是的，它能让你富有，它确实能做到” "Yes it will make you rich It will do that too"
此处省略部分歌词翻译，保持原样。
让我们接入电话。你好，你是一号来电者。 Let's go to the phones. Hello, you're caller number one.
你说你没法接通是什么意思？接线员，这是紧急情况。 What do you mean you can't break it? Operator, this is an emergency.
抱歉，总统先生，她就是不相信我。 I'm sorry, Mr. President, she just doesn't believe me.
也许您或者艾柯卡先生愿意亲自和她谈谈。 Perhaps you or Mr. Iacocca would like to speak to her yourselves.
接线员，我跟你说，你让我现在很为难。 Operator, I'm telling you, you're putting me in a hell of a spot here.
你是在说我撒谎吗？ Are you calling me a liar?
是吗？那你就伸手摸摸这个吧，大姐。 Yeah? Well, reach out and touch this, mama.
- 有人等着见我们吗？ - 见我们干嘛？ - Anyone waiting to see us? - See us what?
- 有电话吗？ - 电话？ - Any calls? - Calls?
有预约吗？ Any appointments?
约翰·加文又被任命为驻墨西哥大使了。 John Gavin was made ambassador to Mexico again.
- 我去艾迪生先生那儿。 - 好的。 - I'll be in with Mr. Addison. - Certainly.
中间人太太，我不在乎是不是得查遍洛杉矶的每个女人。 Mrs. Middleman, I don't care if I have to look under every woman in L.A.
我一定会找到你丈夫的。 I am going to find your husband.
不，不，不。要不是因为热爱，我也不会干这行，中间人太太。 No, no, no. I wouldn't do the job if I didn't love it, Mrs. Middleman.
你也是。拜拜。 You too. Bye-bye.
- 有什么我能帮忙的吗？ - 那是什么？ - Something I can do for you? - What was that?
- 电话。一直是电话。 - 艾迪生，我们接到案子了吗？ - Phone. Still is. - Addison, did we get a case?
- 案子？案子？ - 案子。就是客户。 - A case? A case? - A case. A customer.
一个客户？ - 一个客户。 - A customer? - A customer.
电话里的那个女人，她想雇我们吗？那是个案子吗？ That woman on the phone. Does she want to hire us? Was that a case?
- 算是吧。嗯，算是。 - 算是？ - Kind of. Yeah, kind of. - Kind of?
- 可能。 - 你说的“算是、可能”是什么意思？ - Maybe. - What do you mean, kind of, maybe?
- 那是什么？ - 那个？ - What was that? - That?
那是咨询。 That was an inquiry.
- 咨询？ - 咨询。 - An inquiry? - An inquiry.
- 一个咨询。 - 嘿，拜托。咨询。 - An inquiry. - Hey, come on. An inquiry.
咨询也不错。咨询有点像是…… An inquiry's not bad. An inquiry is kind of like...
……案前调情。 ...case foreplay.
别人给你案子之前，你总得先有个咨询。 You gotta have an inquiry before somebody gives you a case.
- 案前调情？ - 你不明白吗？ - Case foreplay? - Don't you get it?
这很好。人们开始听说我们了。开始认真对待我们了。 This is great. People are beginning to hear about us. Take us seriously.
刚才电话里根本没人，对吧？ There was no one on the phone, was there?
是中间人太太，住在帕科伊玛。 Mrs. Middleman? Lives in Pacoima.
她说她丈夫说是去商场，其实是跟情妇出去了。 Mister said he was going to the mall, he was going out with a moll.
她打算多逛逛，打给别的机构，对比一下价格。 She's gonna shop around, call other agencies, check prices.
戴维，电话里根本没人。 There was no one on the phone, David.
- 好吧。电话里没人。 - 太棒了。 - All right. No one was on the phone. - Terrific.
好吧，大家都知道你感觉有点—— Okay, everybody knows you're feeling a little bit--
沮丧？在我觉得糟透了并变成现在这样之前…… Depressed? Depressed is what I was before I started feeling really bad...
……我那叫沮丧。你知道我刚才做了什么吗？ ...and became what I am now. Do you know what I just did?
我刚给一个电台打了电话。 I just called a radio station.
他们在发钱，我在想我要是能赢点钱就好了。 They were giving away money and I thought if I could only win some.
玛迪，你快崩溃了。 Maddie, you're losing your grip.
而且我还没机会尝试一下。 And I haven't had a chance to sample it yet.
玛迪，我知道你感到幻灭。 Maddie, I know you're feeling disillusioned.
- 但那不是你表现得这么——的理由。 - 贫困潦倒。 - That is no reason to act so-- - Impoverished.
惊恐万分！而且我不是在演戏，戴维。 Terrified! And I'm not acting, David.
我们做这行好几个月了。一点起色也没有。 We've been at this for months. And it's not getting any better.
这生意就是一个巨大的坑，我一直在往里砸钱。 This business is a giant pit I'm throwing my money into.
不会永远这样的。会好转的。别认输。 Not forever. It will turn around. Don't throw in the towel.
认输？很快我们连擦汗的毛巾都买不起了。 Towel? Pretty soon there aren't going to be any more towels.
没毛巾，没浴室。什么都没了。 No towels. No bathroom. No anything.
那个人卫生问题可就难办了。 It's gonna be pretty tough on the old personal hygiene.
国税局想让我卖掉我的房子。 The Internal Revenue Service wants me to sell my house.
- 你的房子？ - 我的房子。 - Your house? - My house.
算上我欠的薪资税和个人所得税…… Between what I owe in payroll taxes and personal taxes...
……那栋房子是我唯一剩下的东西了。 ...that house is the only thing I have left.
- 你的房子？ - 为了那栋房子，我努力工作了11年。 - Your house? - I worked for 11 years for that house.
如果政府要卖掉它—— If the government tries to sell it--
哦，斯嘉丽，塔拉庄园还没到拍卖的时候。你需要多少钱？ Oh, Scarlett, Tara ain't on the block yet. How much do you need?
- 三万五千。 - 美元？ - Thirty-five thousand. - Dollars?
是的。 Yes.
我到底该去哪儿弄这么多钱？ Where on earth am I gonna get that kind of money?
- 我不知道。但我们会弄到的。一定会的。 - 会吗？ - I don't know. But we will. We will. - We will?
- 怎么弄？ - 我们去赚。 - How? - We'll make it.
- 去哪儿赚？复印机里印吗？ - 我跟你说过多少次了。 - Where? On a Xerox? - How many times do I tell you.
我们正坐在一台印钞机上。我们只是得搞清楚怎么把它打开。 We're sitting on a money machine. We just gotta figure out how to turn it on.
你真是个荒唐透顶的人。你知道吗？ You are a preposterous human being. Do you know that?
- 一个荒唐透顶的人。 - 为什么？因为我相信…… - A preposterous human being. - Why? Because I believe...
- ……积极思考？ - 积极思考？ - ...in thinking positively? - Thinking positively?
戴维，我们正站在泰坦尼克号的甲板上…… David, we're standing on the decks of the Titanic...
……而你却在给乐队提建议曲目。这行根本干不下去。 ...and you're suggesting songs to the band. This business doesn't work.
没人打电话。没人登门。这事儿让你伤心欲绝。 No one calls. No one comes in. It's breaking your heart.
而且它还让我破产了。我们干嘛要让自己受这份罪？ And it's bankrupting me. Why are we putting ourselves through this?
- 为什么？ - 因为我们正处于边缘。 - Why? - Because we are on the verge.
- 边缘。 - 什么边缘？ - The verge. - On the verge of what?
- 就在发生的边缘。任何时候。 - 何必问呢？他只会告诉我—— - The verge of happening. Any minute. - Why ask? He'll just tell me--
- 我知道你很沮丧。这很正常。 - 为什么我要过这种生活？ - I know you're depressed. It's normal. - Why am I living this life?
- 我从没做过任何该受这种罪的事。 - 这场轻微的衰退让你紧张了。 - I never did anything to deserve this. - This mild recession has you nervous.
所以做好人没用。 So being good doesn't matter.
你不觉得每个公司都会遇到这种情况吗？确实如此。 Don't you think this happens to every company? It does.
我看过一个关于小作坊的报道。万事不顺。 I read about a small outfit. Nothing was working.
没人进门。冷库里的牛奶都变质了。 Nobody in his door. The milk going bad in the cooler.
有一天，“十一先生”对“七先生”说： One day, Mr. Eleven says to Mr. Seven:
“我们为什么不早点开门，晚点关门呢？” "Why don't we open earlier and close a little later?"
阿七脑子里灵光一闪。他们改了招牌，剩下的大家都知道了。 Lightning bulb goes off in Sev's head. They switch billing, rest is history.
- 艾迪生！ - 玛迪，我们也一样。 - Addison! - Maddie, we are in the same place.
好吧。事情虽然没有像预想中那样顺利…… All right. Things are not running as smoothly as they could...
……但总会顺利的。我们解决掉这些小麻烦…… ...but they will. We work out the kinks...
我告诉你，随时、每小时、每分钟，这电话都会响起来。 I'm telling you, any day now, any hour, any minute, this phone is gonna ring.
- 你是怎么做到的？ - 等着，我再变一次。 - How did you do that? - Wait, I'll do it again.
喂？找艾迪生先生。是他弟弟？ Yes? For Mr. Addison. It's his brother?
- 我弟弟？ - 你还有个弟弟？ - My brother? - You have a brother?
噢，老弟。 Oh, brother.
戴维和里奇。我甚至都不知道你有个弟弟。 Davie and Richie. I never even knew you had a brother.
我从没把他当弟弟看。 I never thought of him as a brother.
我觉得他像是爸妈搞的科学实验项目。 I thought of him as Mom and Dad's science project.
你多久没见他了？ How long since you've seen him?
- 那还是80年代。 - 听起来他过得不错。 - This is the 80s. - Sounds like he's doing well.
住在贝莱尔酒店，在阿德里亚诺餐厅吃饭。 Staying at the Bel-Air Hotel, dinner at Adriano's.
- 你被震住了，对吧？ - 什么？ - You're shook, aren't you? - What?
戴维·艾迪生，你被震住了。 David Addison, you're shook.
你被震住了是因为你觉得你弟弟混得比你好。 You're shook because you think your brother's doing better than you.
这就是你今晚想让我来的原因，不是吗？ That's why you wanted me to come tonight, isn't it?
- 你在说什么呀？ - 他是做什么的？ - What are you talking about? - What does he do?
- 他专职惹毛我。 - 不。我是说，他是干什么维生的。 - He annoys me. - No. I mean, for a living.
我不知道。 I don't know.
听着，我们是兄弟，但完全没共同点。 Look, we're brothers, but we have nothing in common.
- 我是说，我们一点都不像。 - 真的吗？ - I mean, we're not alike at all. - Really?
是的。他干什么都爱投机取巧。 Yeah. He's got an angle on everything.
- 那确实不一样。 - 没正经干过一天活。 - That is different. - Never worked an honest day.
- 说不定他是领养的。 - 总是找亲戚要钱。 - Could be he was adopted. - Always asking relatives for money.
为了他的那些鬼点子要钱。说能让大家都赚一百万。 Money for some new idea. Gonna make everybody a million bucks.
尽是些疯狂的玩意。方形呼啦圈。没绳子的悠悠球。 Crazy stuff. Square hula hoops. Stringless yo-yos.
有一次，他想要钱把龙舌兰酒装进那种…… One time, he wanted money to put tequila in those little packets...
……装番茄酱和芥末的小袋子里，给那些找不到烈酒杯的人用。 ...that ketchup and mustard come in for people that can't find a shot glass.
- 真是个古怪的男孩。 - 你说得对。 - Strange boy. - You're right.
听起来一点都不像你。 Doesn't sound like you at all.
- 他在那儿。 - 你抓疼我的胳膊了。 - There he is. - You're hurting my arm.
我看起来还行吗？都塞好拉好了吗？ Do I look okay? Everything tucked and zipped?
等你跟他握手的时候，帮我个忙。 When you shake his hand do me a favor.
- 稍微弯下腰，好吗？ - 什么？ - Bend over a bit, all right? - What?
这会让他印象深刻。比金卡还管用。 It will impress the hell out of him. Better than a gold card.
- 沃利。 - 比弗。 - Wally. - Beav.
噢，天哪。 Oh, my goodness.
- 你好。 - 你好？ - Hello. - Hello?
那正是我刚才想说的。真是心有灵犀啊。 That's exactly what I was thinking. Talk about two people in sync.
他真的是你弟弟。 He really is your brother.
玛迪·海耶斯，我弟弟里奇。里奇，这位是玛迪·海耶斯。 Maddie Hayes, my brother Richie. Richie, this is Maddie Hayes.
真是荣幸。海耶斯小姐，请坐这儿。 This is a treat. Here you are, Miss Hayes.
这位置看我正合适。 A nice view of me.
- 戴维。 - 里奇。 - Dave. - Rich.
- 所以你们俩真的是亲兄弟。 - 嗯。 - So you two are really brothers. - Yeah.
- 天。 - 她真是一道丰盛的菜，戴维。 - Gosh. - She's a hell of an order, Dave.
别让她溜了。 Don't let her get away.
- 那么，你过得怎么样，里奇？ - 噢，我过得棒极了，戴维。非常棒。 - So how are you, Rich? - Oh, I'm doing great, Dave. Just great.
- 什么风把你吹到洛杉矶来了，里奇？ - 波音747，头等舱。 - What brings you to L.A., Rich? - 747. First-class.
好吧，我直说了。新西装，高级餐厅—— Okay. I'll bite. New suit, fancy restaurant--
多谢夸奖。头等舱机票。到底怎么回事？ Thank you. First-class airfare. What gives?
又是从老爸的雪茄盒里偷钱了吗？ Been stealing money from dad's cigar box again?
- 这一年我过得很好。 - 那是什么意思？ - I had a good year. - What does that mean?
你想看具体数字吗？你是想要那个吗，戴维？ You want numbers? Is that what you want, Dave?
谈数字太俗气了。见亲兄弟还得带张纳税申报单。 Numbers are so tacky. Visit your brother, you got to have a W-2 form.
不，我不想知道多少。我想知道是怎么做到的。 No, I don't wanna know how much. I wanna know how.
- 也许我们该点菜了。 - 好主意。 - Maybe we should order. - Good idea.
不，告诉我。我很想知道。 No, so tell me. I'm curious.
- 你是怎么做到的？ - 拜托，坦白吧。你不是想知道。 - How did you do it? - Come on, fess up. You're not curious.
- 你是嫉妒。 - 嫉妒？我惊呆了。 - You're envious. - Envious? I'm speechless.
要是你能成功，那可真是违背自然规律了。 For you to be a success, there would be no law of nature.
- 艾迪生。 - 你是说我很笨吗？ - Addison. - You're saying I'm dumb?
- 艾迪生！ - 不，我不是说你笨。 - Addison! - No, I'm not saying you're dumb.
我是说那太残酷了。 I'm saying it would be cruel.
- 咱们步入正题吧。 - 什么正题？ - Let's get down to it. - Down to what?
正题，戴维。我觉得金钱是衡量成就的好方法。 Down to it, Dave. I think money is a good way of keeping score.
你有多少钱？ How much you got?
只要美元吗？克鲁格金币算吗？ American currency only or do Krugerrands count?
一毛钱没有，哈？你开什么车？ Bupkiss, huh? What do you drive?
大概能打130码。看我用不用9号铁杆。 About 130 yards. Depending on whether or not I use a 9-iron.
- 公司的车，对吧？ - 艾迪生先生，有您的电话。 - A company car, right? - Mr. Addison, a call for you.
谢谢。 Thank you.
就像以前一样，对吧，老哥？ Just like old times, huh, bro?
我讨厌他。 I hate him.
- 我是理查德·艾迪生。 - 你的绿色漫步者…… - Richard Addison. - Your green Rambler,
- 什么？ - 理查德…… - Excuse me? - Richard...
……你拿了属于我的东西。 ...you have something that belongs to me,
你是哪位？ Who is this?
你以为去了加州就会有区别吗？ You think going to California was gonna make a difference?
你以为我不会追过去把东西拿回来吗？ Did you think I wouldn't come after you and get it back?
理查德，你拿了属于—— Richard, you have something that belongs--
理查德？ Richard?
我的经纪人。我让他抛售了。 My broker. I told him to sell.
你喜欢这儿吗？ Do you like this place?
我觉得我不喜欢这儿。换地方。 I don't think I like this place. Trash this.
想去跳舞吗？咱们一起去跳舞吧。 Wanna go dancing? Let's all go dancing.
侍者，把这家伙带回厨房去。他还没熟透。 Waiter, take this man back to the kitchen. He's not completely cooked.
走吧，咱们离开这儿。怎么样？走吧。 Come on, let's get out of here. What do you say? Come on.
我名誉担保，我以前从来没见过这个人。 My word of honor, I've never met this man before.
我们可以找点乐子。一定会很棒的。 We can have some fun. This will be great.
- 你知道你要去哪儿吗？ - 我跟着他。 - Do you know where you're going? - I'm following him.
你说话的口气就像他是从外星球来的游客一样。 You talk as though he were a visitor from another planet.
- 我挺喜欢他的。 - 好极了。 - I like him. - Good.
- 她很迷人。 - 嗯。 - She's remarkable. - Yep.
- 你们俩……？ - 纯业务往来。 - You two...? - Strictly business.
- 真的吗？ - 千真万确。 - Really? - Truly.
- 所以你不会介意……？ - 介意？ - So you wouldn't get upset...? - Upset?
别逗了。 Get out of here.
- 只有一件小事。 - 什么事？ - There's just one little thing. - What's that?
我需要三万七千美元。 I need $37,000.
- 你这是什么意思？ - 意思就是借款。 - What do you mean? - I mean a loan.
你不能跟她提这事，明白吗？ You can't say anything to her about it, capeesh?
明白。 Capeesh.
明天一早行吗？ First thing in the morning?
我先走一步了。 I'm gonna split.
- 替我跟她说晚安，好吗？ - 噢，我郑重承诺。 - Say good night for me, will you? - Oh, you got my solemn word.
- 早上好。 - 早。 - Good morning. - Morning.
- 你好，陌生人。 - 哪个陌生人？我吗？ - Hello, stranger. - Stranger who? Stranger me?
不能再陌生了。 They don't get any stranger.
你昨晚突然失踪了。 You disappeared last night.
我看你玩得那么开心，就没想你会注意到。 Well, you were having such a good time I didn't think you'd notice.
我注意到了。 I noticed.
过了一会儿之后。 After a while.
我玩得很开心，那是很棒的一晚。 I had a nice time, a nice night.
- 他人很不错。 - 里奇吗？噢，他棒极了。 - He's a terrific guy. - Richie? Oh, he's great.
你只是不想在脱皮季节待在他身边。 You just don't wanna be around for skin-shedding season.
他把你夸得天花乱坠。 He had nothing but nice things to say about you.
那我也把我夸得天花乱坠。 Well, I have nothing but nice things to say about me either.
- 我又做到了。 - 你能不能陪我做一次？ - I did it again. - Would you do it once with me?
我来这儿是因为我觉得—— I stopped in here because I thought--
我知道你怎么看你弟弟，显然我们昨晚相处得不错。 I know how you feel about your brother and clearly we got along last night.
是的。所以呢？ Yeah. So?
你还真是刀枪不入，是吧？ You're invulnerable, aren't you?
如果你是在问我对你和里奇的看法—— If you're asking how I feel about you and Richie--
我什么都没问。我不知道刚才在想什么。 I'm not asking anything. I don't know what I was thinking about.
好吧，我今天不打算赖在这里了。 Well, I'm not going to hang around here today.
嘿，金发大美女。 Hey, blondie-blond.
我在沙发底下发现的小玩意。 A little something I found under the sofa.
- 艾迪生，这袋子里全是钱。 - 大家都说你不是当侦探的料呢。 - Addison, this is full of money. - And people say you're no detective.
- 看看这个，这肯定得有—— - 三万七千美元。 - Look at this, there's got to be-- - Thirty-seven thousand dollars.
我一直在想我们昨天的谈话，所以我今天早早来了。 I kept thinking about our little chit-chat yesterday, so I came in early.
翻了翻档案，发现了这个旧账户。 Went through the files and found this old account.
也许你的会计们不知道。总之—— Maybe your accountants didn't know about it. Anyway--
噢，戴维。 Oh, David.
嘿，我也不是完全刀枪不入的，你知道的。 Hey, I'm not totally invulnerable, you know.
- 谢谢你。 - 别谢我，谢银行吧。 - Thank you. - Don't thank me, thank the bank.
是啊。没错。 Yeah. Right.
好吧，管它是谁呢。 Well, whoever.
是啊，随便是谁。玩得开心。 Yeah, whoever. Have fun.
艾迪生先生。 Mr. Addison.
此处省略中间争吵细节。
我叫纳瓦隆。 My name is Navarone.
你发现并一直在花的这十万块钱…… And that $100,000 that you found and have been spending...
……那是我的。从费城到加州，我都要拿回来。 ...from Philadelphia to California is mine. And I want it back.
明白了吗？ Do you understand that?
告诉我你明白了。 Tell me you understand.
- 我明白了。 - 你赶紧…… - I understand. - You get busy...
……去把那些钱凑齐。 ...and you round up that money.
因为下次，咱们可没时间坐下来喝酒。 Because the next time, we ain't gonna have time for drinks.
行。 All right.
艾迪生先生，你这是怎么了？跟人打架了？ Mr. Addison, what happened to you? Were you in a fight?
可不是嘛。有人上厕所忘了掀盖子。我最讨厌那样了。 Damn right. Some guy forgot to lift up the lid. I hate that.
玛迪走的时候，说她去哪儿了吗？ When Maddie left, did she say where she was going?
- 我不跟你说话。 - 别扯了，我刚才还听见你说了。 - I'm not speaking to you. - Yes, you are, I just heard you.
- 好了，艾格尼丝—— - 别来那套花言巧语的道歉。 - All right, Agnes-- - No cute apologies.
我才不想要什么花言巧语。 I don't want a cute apology.
你对我太凶了。完全没理由，只是因为…… You were mean to me. For no good reason other than...
……你心情不好，那太差劲了！我也有很多次心情不好的时候。 ...you were in a bad mood and that stinks! Lots of times I'm in a bad mood.
很多次。但我从没对你凶过。 Lots of times. But I'm not mean to you.
你觉得就因为你赚的比我多，你就能对我凶吗？ You think because you make more money than I do that you can be mean to me?
- 不。我没—— - 就这样吧！ - No. I don't-- - That's all!
- 我不想再谈这事了。 - 艾格尼丝…… - I don't want to talk about it anymore. - Agnes...
对不起。 I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉。真的。 I'm really sorry. Really.
她在她家里。 She's at her house.
原谅你了。 And you're forgiven.
但你给我小心点，我知道你住哪儿。 But watch it, I know where you live.
此处省略关于《沃尔顿家族》竞猜细节。
他以为我有属于他的十万块钱。 He thought I had $100,000 that belonged to him.
他还以为我的名字叫理查德，理查德·艾迪生。 He also thought my name was Richard, Richard Addison.
- 他从费城一直跟踪我到这儿。 - 谁？ - He followed me from Philly. - Who?
我不知道是谁。大概是钱的主人吧。 I don't know who. The guy who owns the money, I guess.
大约三周前，我正在工作。 About three weeks ago, I'm working.
我在那家酒店办了个宣讲。那时候大概晚上十点半。 I got a demonstration set up at this hotel. It's what, maybe 10:30 at night.
我累了，想回家。我去开车，结果车发动不了。 I'm tired, I wanna go home, I go to my car and it won't start.
所以我下车。绕到前面，打开引擎盖…… So I get out. I go around the front, open up the hood...
……发现那儿有个塞满钱的手提箱。 ...and there's this suitcase filled with money.
它就那样在那儿。 I mean it's just there.
你能怎么办？我不知道该怎么办。 What do you do? I don't know what to do.
所以我把它拿回家，数了数。 So I took it home and I counted it.
然后我在钱堆里打滚，把它们叠成一小叠一小叠…… Then I rolled in it and put it in these little stacks...
……铺在地上，就那样盯着看。 ...and, you know, on the floor and just stared at it.
我甚至都没想睡觉。 I didn't even try to go to sleep.
我把钱撒得满厨房地都是，坐下来看着。 I spread it all over the kitchen floor and I sat down and I watched it.
我等着。什么也没发生。 And I waited. Nothing happened.
美梦没有结束。 The dream didn't come to an end.
联邦特工也没冲进我的客厅。 The feds didn't come storming into the living room.
我的意思是，我拥有了完全属于我个人的十万美元。 I mean, I had a hundred thousand individual dollars of my very own.
我甚至不知道是怎么得到它的，也不知道为什么。 I don't even know how I got it or why.
感觉很诡异。 It was weird.
就像是进了《阴阳魔界》。 It was like The Twilight Zone.
只不过它不是黑白的。 Except it wasn't in black and white.
唯一能做的就是花掉一些，对吧？ The only thing left to do is to spend some of it, right?
我花了好几天才适应这种感觉，但最后还是花了。 It took me a couple of days to work into it, but I finally did it.
我买了个车库门遥控开关。 I bought a garage-door opener.
我的意思是，这看起来像是富人才会买的东西。 I mean, it seemed like such a rich person thing to buy.
而且，也许有一天我会拥有自己的房子。 And besides, someday I might have my own house.
理查德。 Richard.
我这一辈子，都想让这家伙对我刮目相看。 All my life, I've been trying to impress this guy.
- 什么？ - 噢，当然…… - What? - Oh, sure...
……他会告诉你的。家里人总是更喜欢我。 ...he'll tell you. The folks always liked me better.
而现在我抢先了。我在餐桌上表现得挺不错的。 And now I came first. I was pretty good at the dinner table.
戴维。 Davy.
戴维总是带着…… Davy always had...
- ……那种劲头。 - 你在说什么啊？ - ...jazz. - What are you talking about?
我的意思是，大家都想加入戴维的队伍。 I mean, everybody always wanted to be on Davy's team.
走在他走的那一侧。 Walk on the same side of the street he did.
看他看的电影。买同样的唱片…… Go to the same movies he did. Buy the same records...
……跳同样的舞步。 ...do the same dance steps.
所以我发现了这十万块。 So I found $100,000.
做了任何嫉妒的兄弟都会做的事。我坐上飞机来到这里…… I did what any jealous brother would do. I got on a plane and came out here...
……为了让你感到失落。 ...to make you feel bad.
让我自我感觉良好。 Make me feel good.
真是两个大笨蛋。 What a couple of nincompoops.
在我买完开关后的第二天，我公寓接到个电话。 A day after I bought the opener, I get a call at my apartment.
一个男人，说那些钱是他的。 A man, says the money belongs to him.
他通过我的车牌找到了我。 He traced me through my license plate.
他说如果我不还回去…… He says that if I don't give it back...
……后果挺不堪设想的。 ...it was pretty gruesome.
这就是我来找你的原因。 And that's why I came out to see you.
我想，既然你是侦探。 I figured, you being a detective.
- 我们得报警。 - 她说得对，里奇。 - We're gonna have to call the police. - She's right, Richie.
- 但我们不能。 - 为什么不？ - But we can't. - Why not?
这些钱来路不明。 The money isn't exactly clean.
又不是那家伙的律师在联系我。 It's not like the guy's lawyer was contacting me.
- 那又怎样？ - 怎样？我已经花了一些了。 - So? - So I spent some of it.
警察会认为我是共犯的。 The police are gonna think I'm an accessory.
不一定。好吧，就算你花了一些。 Not necessarily. All right, so you spent some of the money.
你把那部分还上，警察会理解的。 You repay that part and the police will understand.
噢，我不知道，戴维。我是说，我花了很多。 Oh, I don't know, Dave. I mean, I spent a lot.
相信我，能糟糕到哪儿去？ Trust me, how bad can it be?
你还剩多少？ How much you got left?
- 大概一千一百美元。 - 一千一百美元？ - About $1100. - $1100?
十万块钱，你就剩下一千一百块了？ Out of $100,000, you only got $1100 left?
你想怎样？在今天的世界上，一美元也就只能花到这种程度。 What do you want? I mean, a dollar only goes so far in today's world.
他确实是你亲弟弟。 He's your brother all right.
我想我们可以去退掉大部分东西。 I suppose we could return most of that stuff.
- 而且总还有另外那笔钱。 - 什么另外——？ - Then there's always the other money. - What other--?
到底是怎么回事？ What's going on?
别说话，一个字也别说，还没到时候。 Not a word, not a syllable, not yet.
你说“一个字、一个音节都别说”是什么意思？ What do you mean not a word, not a syllable?
一个字，一个音节。 Not a word, not a syllable.
太棒了。感觉就像身处国外一样。 Great. This is like being in a foreign country.
- 那计划是什么？ - 计划？ - So, what's the plan? - The plan?
计划是尽可能把这些破烂换回钱来。 The plan is to get back as much moolah for this stuff as possible.
看来你是想花掉我的钱。 Looks to me like you wanna spend my money.
戴维？你在里面干什么？ David? What are you doing in there?
- 你好。 - 下午好。 - Hello. - Good afternoon.
我的天哪，艾迪生先生。 My goodness, Mr. Addison.
她看起来像个昂贵的爱好。 She looks like a very expensive hobby.
那么，咱们穿过这些外套…… Now, what say we step through these coats...
……去后面的试衣间开个私密会议怎么样？ ...and have a private meeting in one of these dressing rooms back here?
但那是男试衣间。如果不介意，我就留在这儿。 But those are men's dressing rooms. If it's all right, I'll just stay here.
当然，见过一个穿袜子的男人，就等于见过所有男人。 Of course, you've seen one guy in socks, you've seen them all.
对。请两位这边走。 Right. So if you'll both step this way.
退后，玛迪！ Step back, Maddie!
- 理查德！ - 快跑！ - Richard! - Run!
- 我得跑。 - 我听见她喊了。 - I gotta run. - I heard her.
- 理查德！ - 戴维！ - Richard! - David!
- 你不是理查德！ - 你不是戴维！ - You're not Richard! - You're not David!
- 戴维！ - 理查德！ - David! - Richard!
是你！ You!
- 他？ - 我？ - Him? - Me?
- 怎么回事？ - 那就是你的金主。 - What's going on? - That's your benefactor.
- 咱们甩掉他了吗？ - 一秒钟都别那么想。 - Have we lost him? - Don't believe that for a minute.
没错，我是很高兴见到你。 A second. Yes, I am excited to see you.
没错，我口袋里确实有一把手枪。 And yes, that is a pistol in my pocket.
我要我的钱。你们现在手上有多少？ I want my money. How much of it do you have?
- 三万三千。 - 三万三千？ - Thirty-three thousand. - Thirty-three thousand?
加上你们俩给我的三万五千。 Plus the 35,000 you two gave me.
- 玛迪？ - “一个字，一个音节都别说。” - Maddie? - "Not a word, not a syllable."
不，不，不在这里。 No, no, not here.
咱们四个去电影院吧，那儿又好又黑。 What say the four of us go to the movies where it's nice and dark.
- 演什么？ - 《纳瓦隆大炮》。 - What's playing? - The Guns of Navarone,
你难道没猜到他会说这个吗？ You didn't know he was gonna say that?
- 今天的旧商场人不太挤啊。 - 是啊，没什么动静。 - Not too crowded at the old mall today. - Yeah, not much happening.
这地方需要点提神的东西，你不觉得吗？ The place could use a little pick-me-up, don't you think?
闭嘴，继续走！你要干什么？ Shut up and keep walking! What are you doing?
各位顾客请注意！ Attention, shoppers!
- 你一定得感觉良好。 - 给出了这么多。 - You gotta feel good. - Giving so much.
- 给了这么多人。 - 那些你根本不认识的人。 - To so many. - Who you don't know.
他们甚至一点都不在乎。 They could care less about it.
你在这儿！ You're here!
我当然在这儿。早上七点半，没别的地方比这更想待了。 Of course I'm here. 7:30 in the morning, no place I'd rather be.
我很惊讶。通常他们说飞机6:45起飞。 I'm surprised. Usually when they say a plane takes off at 6:45.
他们知道我弟弟在飞机上。 They knew my brother was on the flight.
- 所以呢？ - 所以什么？ - So? - So what?
所以情况怎么样？你和你弟弟在车里？ So how'd it go? You and your brother in the car?
- 就你们两个？ - 一切都很好。 - Just the two of you? - It went fine.
我请他和我一起睡。他拒绝了。 I asked him to sleep with me. He said no.
- 一切都很好。 - 你是在航站楼放他下来的…… - It went fine. - You dropped him at the terminal...
- ……还是停好车陪他走进去的？ - 停好车了。 - ...or did you park and walk him in? - Parked.
你是等他办完托运，还是陪他走到了登机口？ You wait while he checked his luggage or did you walk him to the gate?
- 登机口。 - 你是在他…… - Gate. - You leave when he got...
……上飞机后离开的，还是等飞机安全起飞？ ...on the plane or wait to see it take off safely?
安全起飞后。 Took off safely.
你爱他。 You love him.
请你让我一个人待会儿。 Will you just leave me alone, please.
嘿，金发大美女。 Hey blondie-blond.
原来安全抓获纳瓦隆先生是有赏金的。 It turns out there was a reward for the safe return of Mr. Navarone.
七千五百美元。 Seventy-five hundred dollars.
这应该能让国税局消停大概六个月。 That should stonewall the IRS for about six months.
我不知道该不该相信你。 I don't know whether to believe you or not.
哪部分？ 我等里奇的飞机…… - Which part? Me waiting for Richie's plane...
……还是那是赏金的事？ ...or that being the reward money?
- 任何一部分。 - 都是真的。 - Either. - Both are true.
那确实是赏金。 That really is the reward money.
而且我确实很爱那家伙。 And I really do love that guy.
那你呢？ How about you?
- 我怎么了？ - 没什么。 - How about me what? - Never mind.
我本来只会在航站楼放下他就走的。 I would've dropped him at the terminal.
扪心自问？ Cross your heart?
这感觉不赖。 This isn't bad.
你大清早总是这么有趣吗？ You always this much fun this early in the morning?
你就带着这疑惑进坟墓吧。 You're gonna die wondering.
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