本次独家新闻 The exclusive interview
由号角日报通讯新人记者 is conducted for Daily Bugle Communications
玛丽·简·沃森为您... by rookie reporter Mary Jane Watson...
玛丽·简 Mary Jane.
由玛丽·沃森 By Mary Watson.
由简·沃森 By Jane Watson.
由玛丽简·沃...嗯... By MJ Wat... hmm...
还是玛丽·简·沃森就好了 I think I'll just stick with Mary Jane Watson.
那么,皮特·帕克 So, Peter Parker,
人们都怎么想? what does the man on the street think?
有啥好想的?呵,你采访蜘蛛侠的事? What's to think? Heh, you're interviewing Spider-Man?
蜘蛛仔可得要当个比我还铁杆的玛丽简粉才行 Spidey would have to be a bigger fan of yours than I am.
我相信你,玛丽简.这太帅了 I believe you, MJ. That's awesome.
可是你是怎么让蜘蛛侠接受你的采访的? But how did you get Spider-Man to agree to an interview?
这是商业机密,哈利 I can't reveal my sources, Harry.
是啊,帕克.她怎么办到的? Yeah, Parker. How did she get it?
你什么时候开始想当记者的? So how long have you wanted to be a reporter?
呃,想一辈子了吧 Uh, forever.
可是我记得我才是提问的吧 But I don't know why I'm answering your questions.
你才是答应被采访的 You're the one who agreed to be interviewed.
我的观众们想知道.为什么现在?为什么选我? My audience wants to know. Why now? Why me?
对你好邻居英雄来说 It's important for your friendly neighborhood superhero
和媒体圈实干家交流是很重要的 to know the top media movers and shakers.
说到实干... Speaking of which...
真是太帅了 That was amazing.
- 就像是... - 在飞? - It was like... - Flying?
你的声音听上去很耳熟,不过我想不起来像谁 Your voice sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it.
你的真实身份是社会名流吗? Are you a public figure in real life?
这就是我的真实身份 This is my real life.
你知道要是你不回答问题的话我就没啥可写的了 You know it's not much of a story if you won't answer my questions.
还是说难道你会摘下面具给我个终极爆料? Any chance you'll give me the ultimate scoop and unmask?
好啊 Sure.
哒哒! Ta-da!
很好笑.可是赢得号角日报的 Cute. But winning The Bugle's
"你即新闻"竞赛对我是个很大的突破 "You are the News" contest could be a huge break for me,
所以拜托了 so thanks.
嘿,这对我也很重要... Hey, there's something in it for me, too...
...终于有人能公正的评价我 ...finally getting an unbiased source to prove
证明我不是有些人说的那种恐怖分子 I'm not the menace some people claim I am.
...所以我才把我的电视广播都交到你们手中,曼哈顿市民们! ...and that's why I'm turning my airwaves over to you, Manhattan!
由你们找出证据 You find the proof.
录制下来就可以一劳永逸的把这个蜘蛛威胁关起来! You bring me the video that will lock this spider-threat up once and for all!
你即新闻! You are the news!
三个字:鼻,毛,剪 Three words: nose hair trimmer.
你不觉得我是个威胁,对吧? You don't think I'm a menace, do you?
呃,蜘蛛侠? Uh, Spider-Man?
啥?我哪里烧着了吗? What? Am I lit badly?
因为我的蜘蛛感应现在正在使劲叫唤呢 Because my spidey-sense is really pinging now.
蜘蛛侠 Spider-Man.
玛丽·简·沃森为您 This is Mary Jane Watson
带来号角日报的最新独家报道 with the exclusive breaking news for The Bugle.
曼哈顿正在遭受... Manhattan has just been attacked by...
...浩克的袭击? ...the Hulk?
终极
蜘蛛侠
"独家报道"
SLOMO动画组
抓紧了! Hold on!
镜头对准我,好吗? Keep me in focus, would you?
一般人可拍不到这个 This is good stuff here.
是浩克.浩克是个狂暴强大的人形怪物 It's the Hulk. The Hulk is a massive man monster of mayhem.
浩克?在这儿?曼哈顿?这可不好 Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Un-good.
这可是百年一遇的独家新闻 This is the scoop of the century.
被我撞上了 And it's mine.
呃,首先 Uh, first of all,
我很确定我才是百年一遇的独家新闻 I'm pretty sure I'm your scoop of the century.
其次,你想要报道? Second of all, you want a story?
那就留在这儿,保证安全并活下来报道它 Stay up here, stay safe and stay alive to report it.
浩克正在袭击市中心,观众们 The Hulk is attacking midtown, viewers.
我这就带你们去现场 So that's where I'm taking you now.
小姐,你刚才躲避的时候掉了这个 Miss, you dropped this when you ducked for cover.
顺便一说,你最好离这儿远点 By the by, you should clear out.
据说这会儿有个怪物在到处游荡 They're saying there's a monster on the loose.
这年头真是啥都能当怪物,真是悲哀... Although what passes for a monster these days, is sad...
小心,先生.小心!小心! Look out, mister. Look out! Look out!
...65年的车展.那才叫怪物 ...the auto show of '65. Now that was a monster.
这个点吃午餐太早了吧 It's way too early for lunch.
而且居然吃热狗吗?你的浩克型身材不想保持了? And hot dogs? You wanna spoil your Hulkish figure?
还有人说蜘蛛侠是威胁 Some call Spider-Man a menace,
我们今天亲眼见到的是一个英雄 but what we're seeing here today is a hero that just saved
刚刚从一个真正的怪物手中救下了无辜的群众! innocent people from a real monster!
你是怎么有这样的勇气的? How do you find the courage to do your job?
我?曾有位智者教导我 Me? A wiseman once told me,
能力越大责任越...啊哦 with great power comes great... uh-oh.
呃,等我一下下 Uh, hold that thought.
我能抓到那辆车.不过何必费力呢 I'll hold that car. Then again, why bother
反正那个绿伙计用牙都能接到 if greeny can just catch it with his teeth?
我能借来切个镜头么?谢啦. Can I borrow this for a cutaway? Cool.
刚才那下也许看上去有点过分 Now that might have looked like mayhem,
但是只要牢记牛顿第三定律 but keeping Newton's third law in mind,
- 蜘蛛侠? - 我算好了作用力 - Spider-Man? - I planned for the equal
以及反作用力 and opposite reaction.
哇哦,老兄!口臭! Whoa, dude! Breath!
还好这个摄像机没有嗅觉记录功能 Lucky this camera doesn't have smell-o-vision.
浩克不跟小虫人打 Hulk not fighting bug man.
小虫人最好别挡浩克的路 Bug man better get out of Hulk's way.
小虫人? Bug man?
你这也太看不起人了 Now that's just insulting.
蜘蛛又不属于昆虫 Spiders are not bugs.
浩克讨厌狗仔队! Hulk no like paparazzi!
啊! Ah!
这就是市中心的现状.浩克正在暴怒 This is the scene in midtown. The Hulk is on a rampage.
蜘蛛侠被打的不轻 Spider-Man is taking a beating.
蜘蛛侠,你还好吗? Spider-Man, are you okay?
不能再好了 Never better.
要先假装被打倒 Gotta let them think they beat you.
然后趁他们放松警惕的时候 Then when their guard is down,
果断出击.你只管带足胶卷 you go back in. Make sure you get plenty of footage
准备展示我有多么无害就好 showing how non-menacing I am.
抓到了! Gotcha!
刚才那段你能剪掉的,对吧? You can edit that out, right?
小虫人最好开灯不然浩克砸扁你! Bug man turn on light or Hulk will smash!
浩克觉得小虫人比能量人还讨厌 Hulk start to hate bug man as much as energy man.
能量人?能量人又是哪位? Energy man? Who's energy man?
我觉得我好像看到了什么怪事 I think I just saw something weird.
穿着紫裤子的巨型绿怪人在拆城市? Giant green man in purple pants trashing the city?
对啊,我也看到了 Yeah, I saw that too.
不,我是说更奇怪的 No, I mean really weird.
来给我用慢动作放一遍 Play that back for me in slo-mo.
那辆车还没撞上大楼就四分五裂了 That car broke apart before it hit the building.
浩克是对的.疯疯癫癫,不过他是对的 Hulk is right. Crazy, but right.
浩克说的能量人.他说的是不可见的能量人 The Hulk said energy man. He meant invisible energy man.
假设他一直在和谁或者什么东西打 So assuming Hulk is fighting someone or something,
要是不可见的话,我要怎么看到他? I can't see, how do I see it?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
- 夜视模式 - 夜视? - Night vision mode. - Night vision?
这个我也有 I got that.
能拍到它了 It's picking up something.
我不知道是什么,不过看上去块头挺大 I can't tell what, but it looks big.
哦,那个能量人 Oh, that energy man.
快躲! Duck!
玛丽·简·沃森为您报道 This is Mary Jane Watson reporting.
一个极其强大的能量怪物正在袭击纽约 A massive energy creature is attacking New York.
而我们仅有的希望就在浩克和蜘蛛侠身上 Our only hope is the Hulk and Spider-Man.
在小虫人看来看不见的能量人是坏蛋 Looks to bug man like invisible energy man is the baddie,
而那个"绿家伙"是个被误认的威胁 and "green man" is the misunderstood menace.
在这儿这事可多了 Happens a lot around here.
叫你呆在这儿估计没用了 It probably wouldn't work to tell you to stay here.
多半不行 Probably not.
那就低调点 Then stay low.
让你的手下都撤退.这里不安全 Tell your men to pull back. You're not safe.
我们只是在保护纽约不受威胁 We're trying to protect New York from threats
就像那个大绿人和你这种 like the big green guy and you.
我们可不是威胁 We're not the problem here.
是啊,真可靠 Sure, yeah.
我看出来你们拆的挺勤快的 I can tell by the way you're wrecking the place.
浩克是在保护我们所有人 Hulk is trying to protect us all
不受一个隐形的能量怪物伤害 from a giant invisible energy monster.
一说出口咋就感觉这么扯呢? Sounds really ridiculous out loud, doesn't it?
抱歉了蜘蛛.我是詹姆逊的粉丝 Sorry, spider. I'm a Jameson fan.
我能拯救整个城市 I could save the city.
可没人会听坏蛋的话 But no one will listento a mena.
真是太谢谢了,詹姆逊 Thanks, Jameson.
- 子弹上膛,伙计们! - 都离浩克远点! - Lock and load, boys! - Leave Hulk alone!
你们都搞错了.他没攻击你们 You've got it wrong. He's not aiming at you.
开火! Fire!
玛丽·简!退后! Mary Jane! Fall back!
如各位亲眼所见 As you can plainly see,
市中心街道上已经一片混乱 the streets of midtown are in chaos.
而且虽然不是特别冷静,但我们都还活着 And while I'm not exactly cool with that, we're staying live.
警察们在对浩克开火,就算蜘蛛侠一直在说服他们 The police are firing at Hulk, even as Spider-Man tries to convince them
真正的威胁是一个不可视的能量生物 that the real menace here is an unseen energy creature.
而我现在是现场唯一的记者 I appear to be the only reporter on the scene.
也许是唯一一个蠢到还呆在这里的记者 Maybe the only one dumb enough to be here,
和一场强大的对抗近在咫尺,我只能形容其... mere inches from a confrontation that can only be described as...
...不可思议 ...incredible.
长官?长官?蜘蛛侠说的对!看啊 Officer? Officer? Spider-Man is right! Look.
能量人在这里做什么? Why energy man here?
浩克讨厌被电击！ Hulk hate getting zzaxxed!
快住手不然浩克就让你永远动不了！ Stop or Hulk make you stop forever!
刚才是不是有人说蜘蛛侠说得对？ Did I hear someone say Spider-Man is right?
谢啦. Thank you.
嗷哦! Owww!
你是被雷到了吗浩克? "Watts" gotten into you Hulk?
拜托,没懂?被雷? Come on, get it? Watts?
就是真的被电到? As in electricity?
算了.我们最好快点去个安全点的地方 Forget it. We better get to a safe place.
抓紧点别忘了带午餐 Hang on tight and hold on to your lunch.
你怎么还没被吓丢了魂啊? How are you not scared out of your mind?
谁说我没吓到? I didn't say I wasn't.
我命都要吓丢了. This is completely scary.
不过该干的事还是没变 But that doesn't change what needs to be done.
玛丽简,快跑! MJ, move!
- 我们需要帮助.- 帮助?我吗? - We need help. - Help? Me?
我可是蜘蛛侠.等我一下. I'm Spider-Man. Just a minute.
弗瑞局长,我是蜘蛛侠 Director Fury, it's Spider-Man.
我需要援助.请求神盾支援 I need help. Send SHIELD backup.
很高兴听到你承认这点.不过我们正在泽西 Nice to hear you admit it. But we're all hands against
全力对抗毁灭者等级威胁 a destroyer class threat in Jersey.
泽西那旮旯不能等等吗? You can't just let Jersey go?
我说,不是浩克的事.真的是个能量怪物 Look, it's not the Hulk. It's really an energy beast.
我们正在收拾.我就来了,蛛网头 Wrapping up and heading over. I'm on it web-head.
如果你真的要来那就在十分钟前到好不.弗瑞?弗瑞? If you're on it, then get here ten minutes ago. Fury? Fury?
你看,高科技就是这个坏处...有时候它不起作用 See, that's the problem with tech... it fails.
还好我的蜘蛛感应是来自环保的生物能量 Luckily, spidey-sense runs on renewable bio power.
而它现在正告诉我必须把这俩伙计送出城. And mine is telling me I've to get these two guys out of the city.
该试试别的手段了 Time for a different approach.
喔! Oof!
啊! Ah!
看这儿!浩克!老兄! Look! Hulk! Buddy!
我知道你特喜欢砸东西 I know you really like smashing it.
- 浩克砸! - 是啊,我知道.你这招最牛 - Hulk smash. - Yeah, I got that. It's your thing.
我说,我们应该合作因为我也喜欢砸东西. So, you and I should work together because I like smashing too.
看这个 Check this out.
小虫人来砸这面墙 Bug man smash wall next.
你猜怎么着,咱们一起把那个 You know what, let's work together at smashing
能量人砸水里怎么样? energy man toward the water.
你知道的,那条河?那边那条? You know, the river? That way?
浩克喜欢砸能量人 Hulk happy smashing energy man.
浩克,别.是另一边!河那边! Hulk, no. The other way! The river!
浩克砸那边.咱们走,MJ Hulk smash the other way. Let's go, MJ.
哦不.我掉了摄像机 Oh, no. I dropped my camera.
交给我 I got it.
该来点定位工作了 Time for some fixed position work.
水! Water!
是啊,我正想把它弄进河里呢 Yeah, I'm trying to get him to the river.
不,那里有水 No, water.
我来给蹲家少年们解释一下 If you're watching this at home,
水遇上电等于... water plus electricity equals...
这招挺绝的对吧? Pretty good, huh?
这一段你也可以删掉的对吧? You can edit that out, right?
浩克又湿又臭,这组合不咋地 Hulk sweat and stink, not a good combo.
浩克不喜欢被突然冲凉 Hulk not like surprise shower.
你就不喜欢洗澡吧,我猜 Or any shower, I'm guessing.
浩克喜欢小虫人.小虫人很能砸 Hulk like bug man. Bug man smash good.
班门弄斧而已,多谢夸奖 Coming from the master, that means a lot.
嘿呀! He-yah!
- 蜘蛛感应在叫了? - 没有. - Spidey-sense tingling? - No.
可有时候就是觉得不对头 But sometimes that feels just as weird.
不可能这么简单,对吧? It can't have been that easy, right?
而且没有容器的能量怎么可能存在? And how does uncontained energy exist on its own?
而且不需要什么东西来做传导吗? And wouldn't it need some sort of conduction,
更别说能源供给了 not to mention a power supply?
它去哪里了? Where did it go?
能量不会消失.科学课上讲过 Energy doesn't just disappear. They said that in science class.
不管那是什么东西,如果它是出来进食的话 Whatever that thing is, if it came here to feed,
那这座城市简直就是它的自助餐厅 then this city is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
你应该待在上面 You should go back up.
恐怖的废弃车站 Creepy abandoned subway station,
这么恐怖是有原因的 usually creepy for a reason.
这里是不是越来越黑了? Is it getting darker in here?
蜘蛛侠? Spider-Man?
谁能想到夜视镜头也挺实用的 Who knew night vision is actually a useful option?
拜托告诉我那是六号列车 Please tell me that's the six train.
你必须回去了,玛丽珍 You need to go back up, Mary Jane.
马上 Now.
啊! Ah!
放开他! Let him go!
这个独家报道好像比我们想的要大牌多了 Might be a bigger scoop than either of us planned.
喔! Oof!
你的独家报道现在显得有点... Your exclusive's turned out pretty...
- ...劲爆了,对吧? - 真的吗?还开玩笑? - ...shocking, huh? - Really? Right now?
抱歉.我被电击之后喜感就要下降点 Sorry. The puns get weak when I'm nearly electrocuted.
快走!我马上就来. Go! I'm right behind you.
- 接着这个. - 嗯? - Here, catch. - Huh?
- 抱歉,MJ. - 蜘蛛侠! - Sorry, MJ. - Spider-Man!
玛丽珍沃森为您报道. This is Mary Jane Watson.
蜘蛛侠,浩克和那个未知生物 Spider-Man, Hulk, and the creature
在一个地铁站里做困兽之斗 are barricaded in a subway station.
打斗的声音...都停下了 Sounds of conflict and... all sounds have stopped.
我觉得我们搞定它了 I think we got him.
浩克先生... Mr. Hulk...
你能不能回答...回答几个问题? ...would you mind answering some... some questions?
我的观众们都很好奇 My viewers are curious.
你有没有什么想对纽约市民们说的? Do you have a message for the people of New York?
或者对全世界的人们? Or the world?
浩克不接受采访 Hulk not do interviews now.
注意了,浩克 Attention, Hulk.
举手投降吧 Put up your hands and surrender.
你因毁坏纽约市的罪名被捕了 You're under arrest for the destruction of New York City.
警告一下敏感的观众,接下来的场面会很难看 To our sensitive viewers out there, this is about to get super ugly.
神盾到达了现场 SHIELD has just arrived
而且马上对浩克宣战了 and declared an all-out war on Hulk.
那个能量生物会怎么样呢?蜘蛛侠呢?还有... Where does this leave the energy creature? Or Spider-Man? Or...
伙计们,不!住手!浩克是好人! Guys, no! Stop! Hulk is a good guy!
他一直在阻挡真正的威胁! He's trying to stop the real menace!
喔! Oww!
后撤!后撤! Pull back! Pull back!
我刚才录得很好嘛 I was getting good footage down there.
实在太危险了 Way too dangerous.
那玩意的变焦如何? How's the zoom on that?
比你落地技术好多了但是... Better than your landing but...
没有但是 But nothing.
用变焦功能,留在原地 Zoom in and stay put.
神盾!你们必须住手 SHIELD! You need to stand down.
浩克不需要小虫人帮忙 Hulk not need bug man's help.
咱们不是砸东西伙伴嘛 I thought we were smash buddies.
还记得一块砸东西么 Remember all that smashing?
让我和尼克弗瑞谈谈 Let me talk to Nick Fury.
就当你们拒绝了 I'll take that as a no.
这情况可不好 That can't be good.
神盾航母!它...它要掉下来了! The helicarrier! It's... it's coming down!
浩克小心! Hulk look out!
浩克我就在你后面! Hulk I'm right behind you!
蜘蛛侠,那个能量怪,它...它... Spider-Man, that energy thing, it's... it's...
它在航母里面 In the helicarrier.
蜘蛛侠,我差不多用光我的胆子了 Spider-Man, I've kind of used up my courage.
我现在该怎么办? What should I do now?
勇敢点继续拍 Be brave and keep filming.
浩克,我想要你冲上去不住手的使劲砸它 Hulk, I want you to hit it hard and don't stop.
浩克喜欢使劲砸 Hulk like to hit hard.
会没事的 It's going to be okay.
浩克的拳头对它没用，小鬼 Hulk hitting it ain't gonna work, kid.
把那个玩意关了 Turn that off.
我已经在办了,好吗? Fury, I'm on it, okay?
那可不是我的计划 That's not my plan.
蜘蛛侠 Spider-Man.
这会管用的 This will work.
我们在地下的时候,那个东西吸收了 When we were underground, the creature took on
过多能量而暂时能量涌出了 too much power, and temporarily surged out,
所以我要给它来个填鸭式喂养,撑到它爆掉 so I'm going to force feed it until it pops for good.
我希望你是对的 Hope you're right.
- 不然的话你就是个... - 我知道 - Otherwise you're a... - I know.
- 一个威胁. - 不许录像 - A menace. - No cameras.
嘿,拦住她! Hey, stop her!
啊! Ah!
我真的真的真的希望这能管用 I really, really, really hope this works.
接招吧,电闪闪! Here you go, sparky!
为什么能量人变大了? Why is energy man growing?
变大点更好砸,浩克.更好砸. More to smash, Hulk. More to smash.
这真是太好了 Well, that's just perfect.
说说你的B计划吧,天才少年 Ready to hear plan B, Einstein.
我们需要更多能量 We need more power.
所有东西...手机,电筒 Anything... cell phone, flashlight.
再来几瓦就能行了,我确定 Just a few more watts will do it, I'm certain.
你们都听到了 You heard the man.
Ah!
全都用完了,小鬼 Everything's dead, kid...
我们也完了 ...including us.
还有这个 Everything except this.
我的摄像机电池还有点电 My camera battery still has a charge in it.
玛丽珍,那个竞赛,你不能 Mary Jane, the contest, you can't.
怎么能不呢? How can I not?
该落幕了 Time for your close up.
玛丽珍,不.玛丽珍! Mary Jane, no. Mary Jane!
不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
等等. Wait.
我听到了什么 I hear something.
玛丽珍 Mary Jane.
浩克 Hulk.
- 举起手走出来. - 他不是威胁. - Come out with your hands up. - He's not a threat.
他帮我们打败了真正的怪物还救了这个女孩 He helped defeat the real monster and saved this girl.
他是个英雄.让他走吧 He's a hero. Let him go.
人类!蠢蛋! Humans! Stupid!
除了小虫人.小虫人很能砸 Except for bug man. Bug man good smasher.
还在因为弄丢了摄像机失望? Bummed about losing your camera?
当然,但是为了更高的目的对吧?总有别的机会的 Sure, but the greater good, right? There'll be other contests.
也许你不用等别的机会了.我需要的是摄像机的能量 Maybe you won't have to wait for them. I needed the camera's power.
不过我还是抽空把这个取了出来 But I managed to pull this first.
- 记忆卡? - 只烧到了一点点 - The memory card? - Only slightly charred.
你不怕詹姆逊会怎么利用这个吗? You aren't worried about how Jameson might use this?
我怕,不过我相信你.我是你的铁杆粉丝 I am, but I trust you. I'm a big fan.
- 我不会让你失望的. - 我知道你不会 - I won't let you down. - I know you won't.
拯救市民,打击怪物 Saving civilians, fighting monsters,
和暴怒的浩克并肩作战 allying the rampaging Hulk,
这就是曼哈顿英雄蜘蛛侠的一天 it's all in a day's work for Spider-Man, Manhattan's hero.
号角日报报道,我是MJ沃森 For The Bugle, this is MJ Watson.
我不敢相信你居然没获奖 I can't believe you didn't win.
没参加当然没获奖 Can't win if you don't enter.
詹姆逊肯定不会让世人觉得蜘蛛侠 Jameson would never have let the world see Spider-Man
其实是个英雄 for the hero he really is.
你的网站得了多少点击率了？ How many hits has it gotten on your site so far?
加上刚才这次？两个点击 Including this one? Two.
毕竟算不上媒体焦点 Not exactly media saturation.
MJ沃森吗?你朋友说你会在这儿.请签字 MJ Watson? Her folks said she was here. Signature required.
我又忘了你的生日吗? Did I miss your birthday again?
是号角日报寄来的新摄像机 It's a new camera from The Daily Bugle.
我看到你的拍摄了,沃森 Saw your footage, Watson.
号角日报可以为你提供一份工作 There might be a place for you with The Bugle,
只要你下次把你拍的东西先发给我而不是传到网上 if you send your work to me before you post it next time.
他人还不错嘛.真没想到 He has a heart. Who knew?
真人不露相啊 Never judge a book by its billboard.
真英雄也是 Or a superhero by his mask.
蜘蛛侠今天真的对我启发不少 Spider-Man really came through for me today.
我只希望他能让我看看他到底是谁 I just wish he would have let me see who he really is.
那才叫独家新闻 Now that would have been a scoop.
也许你会有下一次机会的,未来某天 Maybe you'll get another chance to find out, someday.