（飼料甜菜節） It's amazing!
來…打椰子 Roll up, roll up, coconut shy,
一次可以打三球，歡迎參加 three balls, one try, come on, come on there,
you look like you've got a good right arm on you,
there we go.
Roll up, roll up!
Roll up, roll up, come on there, three balls.
（“艾爾比恩號角報”）
（當地警察偵破跛腳男謀殺案）
（警察）
（修女探案波尼法）
（非自然死因）
你好 你好，請問一下 Hello, hello, excuse me?
你是來修理巴士的嗎？ Have you come to work on the buses?
不是，我剛轉調到倫敦警察廳 No, I'm on secondment to the Metropolitan Police.
雖然我實在不知道 Although I had no idea
原來倫敦也有這麼綠意盎然的地方 these parts of London were quite so green.
能請問一下倫敦警察廳怎麼走嗎？ May I trouble you for directions to Scotland Yard?
雷伯斯路走到底左轉 Turn left at the end of Lepers Lane,
再繼續走大概98哩 then keep walking for about 98 miles.
你是利文史東偵查警佐吧？ Detective Sergeant Livingstone, I presume?
我是波尼法修女，很樂意效勞 Sister Boniface, at your service.
督察去犯罪現場調查了 Inspector's at a murder scene,
細節我在路上跟你說 上車吧 so I'll fill you in on the way, hop in!
讓路 Get out the way!
真不湊巧，剛好遇上飼料甜菜節 Rotten timing, the Mangold Worzel Festival.
犯罪現場一堆人踩來踩去的 World and his wife trampling all over the crime scene.
-飼料甜菜？ -沒錯 Mangold Worzel?
Yes.
你只要想像一下 Imagine, if you will,
又大叢脾氣又差的歐洲防風草就知道了 a large and rather bad-tempered parsnip.
當時湯姆卡布利叔叔正準備 So Uncle Tom Cobley was trying to knock the head
把莎莉阿姨的頭打掉 off old Aunt Sally.
為什麼？她做了什麼嗎？ Why? What has she done?
是當地的傳統遊戲 Oh, it's a local tradition.
而且也非常好玩 Jolly good fun too.
直到有人打中頭部 掉出一句屍體就不好玩了 Until someone bulls-eyed the head and out dropped a corpse.
好，謝謝你，修女， Okay, thank you, sister,
再來就交給我吧 I can, I can take it from here.
葛蕾絲皮爾森，23歲，職業是家庭女傭 Grace Pearson, 23, worked as a housemaid,
外套口袋裡有貝勒梅宅邸的錢包 Bellamy Hall, purse in her coat pocket,
購物清單、借書證和十先令 a shopping list, library ticket and 10 bob.
你們覺得呢？ So what do you think?
我覺得可以排除搶劫的可能性 Well, I think we can rule out robbery.
我是山姆吉萊斯皮，你一定就是佛瑞… Ah, Sam Gillespie, you must be Fred...
-菲力克斯 Felix.
-菲力克斯利文史東偵查警佐 Detective Sergeant Felix Livingstone
來自巴貝多的漢默頓 from Hamilton, Barbados.
我來自百慕達的漢默頓 但他們好像搞錯了 Hamilton, Bermuda, although there's been a mix-up.
我本來應該要轉調到倫敦警察廳才對 I have been, in fact, seconded to Scotland Yard.
典型的倫敦警察， Ah, typical Met.
他們真的很笨 They know their arses from their elbows,
請原諒我的用詞，修女 if you'll pardon the language, sister.
沒關係，山姆 Oh, pardon granted, Sam.
我就是容易寬恕別人 I am predisposed to forgive.
手套還是戴上吧，除非你想被罵 Just put them on, unless you want a lecture.
所以你能縮小死亡時間的範圍嗎？ So, could you narrow down time of death?
這個嘛，今天這麼熱 Well, given it's a melter of a day,
我認為是在不到兩小時之前 I'd say no more than two hours.
下面有什麼？ What's under there?
這有點意思 Oh, that is interesting.
你們看，屍體痙攣 Look at that, cadaveric spasm.
以猝死來說，這種程度的 It's a rare form of muscular stiffening
肌肉僵硬很少見 associated with violent demise.
還有我不知道的嗎？ Anything, I don't know,
像是死因、凶器之類的？ like cause of death or murder weapon?
眼睛裡有瘀點，表示有可能是窒息而死 Petechiae in the eyes suggests asphyxiation.
我們來看看她的嘴裡 Let's have a look in her mouth.
我的天啊 Ooh gosh.
我的老天 Dear lord.
那是什麼？ What's that?
等一下 Hang on a minute.
有了… 確認凶器了 And, your murder weapon identified.
請想像一下 Imagine the scene, if you will.
凶手壓著她的頭， The murderer holds her down,
所以當她張嘴大叫 so when she opens her mouth to scream,
木屑全跑進呼吸道裡 her airways fill with sawdust.
就這樣慢慢慘死 A slow and terrifying death.
真抱歉， Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry.
你沒事吧？ Are you all right?
好像你嘴边有一点 那儿 I think you got a little bit in your mouth, there.
菲力克斯利文史東偵查警佐 這位是女警員佩吉巴頓 DS Felix Livingstone, this is WPC Peggy Button.
全郡最優秀的女警員 Finest WPC in the county.
全郡的女警員就我一個 I'm the only WPC and the county.
長官，也許你應該去做 Oh, sir, you might want to take a statement
森伯女士的筆錄 from Miss Thimble.
我還以為可能是情侶吵架 I thought it might be a lovers' tiff.
我路過當時，聽到有人說了一句 I was walking past, and I heard someone say,
“你這個寄生蟲” "You're a parasite."
場面看起來的確有點詭異 It did seem a little odd.
“你這個寄生蟲”，這是她的原話嗎？ You're a parasite, her exact words?
-你說是就是吧，親愛的 If you say so, dear.
-是啞劇演員啊 A mummer, eh?
-所以你沒看到對方的臉？ So you didn't get a look at his face?
-啞劇演員？ A mummer?
就是那些扮成稻草堆的人 The blokes dressed as haystacks.
你還記得那是什麼時候嗎，森伯女士？ Could you manage a stab at the time, Miss Thimble?
記得，是下午茶的時間 Oh yes, it was tea time.
能否稍微精確一點… 例如當時大概是幾點鐘？ Perhaps in terms of an approximate chronological time?
1點13分17秒 It was 1:13 and 17 seconds.
非常精確呢 Ah, that's very proximate.
當時教堂敲了15分的鐘 The church clock had just struck the quarter hour,
而教堂的鐘快了1分43秒 and is 1 minute 43 seconds fast.
我們正在募款要校正時間 We're fundraising to have it reset.
了解 Right.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我是2點時在抽獎攤位 Ar, pick up our ol' Aunt Sally
把莎莉阿姨接走的 at the ol' dipper ar' two ack.
你有在做筆記嗎？ You getting this down?
我不會說… -是威爾斯語嗎？ I don't speak, Welsh?
真騙不了你呢，湯姆 There's no flies on you, Tom.
他是從巴貝多來的… He's from Barbados.
-百慕達 -百慕達 -Bermuda. -Bermuda.
-我是從百慕達來的 -百慕達 I am from Bermuda.
葛蕾絲是個好女孩
希望你們抓到凶手
我們會的，湯姆， We will, Tom.
沒有警察抓不到的犯人 The Mountie always gets his man.
這是當地方言，以後你就習慣了 It's the local dialect, you'll get used to it.
我沒有打算要久留 I am not planning on staying here.
翻譯一下就是，湯姆下午2點 Translation, Tom picked up Aunt Sally
從抽獎攤位把莎莉阿姨接走 from the Lucky Dip tent at 2:00 PM,
他並沒發現裡面有具屍體 failing to notice there was a body inside.
森伯女士目擊葛蕾絲和 某個啞劇演員發生口角，是在… Now, Miss Thimble saw Grace arguing with a mummer at-
1點13分17秒 1:13 and 17 seconds.
推測起來，作案時間就有… Which gives us a murder window of-
46分43秒 46 minutes and 43 seconds.
所以接下來要去哪裡？ So, where to next?
貝勒梅宅邸 Bellamy Hall.
貝勒梅煉鋼廠的老闆 豪克洛福特貝勒梅 So Halcroft Bellamy of Bellamy Steelworks
半年前去世了 died six months ago,
把房子留給姪子和姪女 leaving the lot to his nephews and niece,
艾德文、菲比恩和伊蕾特拉 Edwin, Fabian and Electra.
葛蕾絲有家屬可以聯絡嗎？ Does Grace have any family we can contact?
她是孤兒 She was an orphan.
跟我們一樣 We had that in common,
唯一的不同是她在孤兒院長大 except while she was raised in an orphanage,
我們是被接來叔叔這裡住 we were sent here to my uncle.
你們很幸運 Well, you were very fortunate.
有目擊者說看到情侶口角？ A witness mentioned a lovers' tiff,
葛蕾絲有男友嗎？ did Grace have a young man?
我很懷疑 I very much doubt it.
伊蕾特拉整天向她灌輸女性主義的迷思 Electra fill her head with all sorts of feministic fancies.
像女人就該脫離男人而獨立 Women should be independent of men
要有自己的事業之類的無稽之談 and have careers, that sort of nonsense.
你應該是… 啞劇演員吧？ I see you are a mummer.
對，我們兩個都是 Oh, yes, we both were.
貝勒梅家的人都是罪人嘛 For our sins, it's expected of us Bellamys.
他的意思是貝勒梅家的男人 He means male Bellamys.
我想你應該不太認同？ I take it you disapprove?
你是指男人可以神氣地走來走去 Of the menfolk prancing around
女人卻要張羅吃的嗎？ while their womenfolk serve food?
你穿過稻草裝在熱天 Have you tried prancing around
神氣地走來走去嗎？ dressed as a haystack in 70 degree heat?
好吧，是否方便讓波尼法修女 Right, well, do you mind if Sister Boniface
去葛蕾絲的房間看看？ takes a look around Grace's bedroom?
誰是波尼法修女啊？ Who the blazes is Sister Boniface?
（“小婦人”，“鐵路邊的孩子們”）
你是警方的科學顧問啊 Police scientific advisor.
我欣賞有一技之長的女人 I admire a woman with a career.
我叔叔相信男人生來就該侍奉主 My uncle believed that men were created to serve God
而女人生來就該侍奉男人 and women to serve men.
兩技之長才對， Two careers.
如果算上釀酒 那就是三技之長了 Actually three, if you count wine-making.
（英語字典）
“致葛蕾絲，愛你的伊蕾特拉 "To Grace, with love Electra.
心智不是用來填滿的容器 The mind is not a vessel to be filled,
而是必須點燃的火焰” but a fire to be kindled."
你教她讀書？ You were teaching her to read?
她唯一的夢想就是逃脫 All she ever wanted was to escape
只能為人幫傭的宿命 a life of domestic servitude.
這方面我們挺像的， We were alike in that respect.
她並不只是… She wasn't just,
我們是朋友 we were friends.
也是我多年來唯一的朋友 For years, my only friend,
我真的不知道沒有她要怎麼辦 I don't know what I'll do without her.
Oh!
來 Here.
謝謝你 Thank you.
（聖文森修道院）
我以為我們要在實驗室碰面？ I thought we're meeting at a laboratory.
還是算了吧 Ah, ye of little faith.
晚安，雷格 Evening, Reg.
喂，記得付錢 Oi, you're paying for that!
修女也釀酒？ Nuns, making alcohol?
神要我們活得清廉貞潔又服從 Our lord asked for poverty, chastity and obedience.
-可沒說不能喝醉 Didn't say anything about sobriety.
-說得好 Amen to that.
（釀酒商）
有在她房間發現什麼線索嗎？ Did her room turn up anything?
有證據了，每個圖書館用戶 都會收到四張借書票 Fact, all library users are issued four tickets.
她錢包裡有一張 One was found in her purse,
推理一下，葛蕾絲借了三本 deduction, Grace borrowed three books,
兩本在房間，一本不見了 two in her room and the third is missing.
但是根據房裡書架上的灰塵判斷 However, it's clear from the dust patterns on the bookshelf,
直到今天早上以前應該都在 it was there no later than this morning.
繼續聽她說，遲早會講到重點 Stick with it, there will be a point eventually.
葛蕾絲是個做事明快的女孩 Now Grace was a spit spot sort of a girl,
什麼事都安排得好好的 everything in its place.
所以不可能冒著被罰款的危險 借了書忘記還 So she wouldn't mislay a library book and risk a fine.
這些線索有什麼意義嗎？ Is any of this significant?
有時候，不見的東西就跟 Well, sometimes the absence of something
存在的東西一樣重要 is as significant as its presence.
好，我們去問問圖書館 Right, we'll check with the library,
還要好好調查 and we need to do a background check
貝勒梅兄弟的底細 on the Bellamy brothers.
然後今晚就差不多可以收工了 Till then, I say we call it a night.
我還沒聯絡上倫敦警察廳 I haven't been in contact with Scotland Yard yet.
已經太晚了 Oh it's too late now,
而且因為節慶，飯店都沒有營業 and the hotels will all be closed for the Worzel Festival.
那沒辦法了， Nothing for it but to throw yourself
只能求助我的房東 at the mercy of my landlady.
她會有空房嗎？ Will she have a room?
這個嘛，我是她唯一的房客 Well, I'm her only lodger
她的房子也沒那麼搶手 and they're not exactly battering down the doors
畢竟克雷姆太太… in account of Mrs. Clam being,
克雷姆太太她… well, Mrs. Clam is, er,
這麼說吧，克雷姆太太… let's just say Mrs. Clam is-
不准喝酒 不准自己拿廚房的 No alcohol, no helping yourself to food or drink
食物、飲料 from the kitchen, no laundry,
晚上9點以後不准洗衣服 或聽廣播、打電話 也不准帶女人回來 no radios or telephone calls after 9:00 PM and no women.
我知道你們警察是什麼德性 I know what you policemen are like.
我已經訂婚，準備要結婚了 Well, I am engaged to be married.
恭喜你， Oh, congratulations.
那個幸運女孩是誰啊？ Who's the lucky girl?
維多利亞 Victoria.
-一星期租金兩畿尼 Two guineas a week.
-我沒有打算長住… Oh, I'm not planning on staying-
提供早餐和晚餐 Breakfast and evening meal are provided.
希望你們不會想吃外國菜就是了 And I hope you're not expecting any foreign food.
（“艾爾比恩居家雜誌”）
都幾點了你怎麼還醒著？ What are you doing up at this hour?
艾卓安院長大人 我只是在看書 Reverend Mother Adrian, just reading.
彼得修女會看雜誌找編織圖案 Sister Peter takes it for her knitting patterns,
所以她在工作籃裡放了這本 so it was in her work basket,
而我把它拿走應該是觸犯了 and removing it seemed perilously close
第八條戒律… to breaking the eighth, so-
我記得你應該不怎麼喜歡編織？ You aren't, from memory, much of a knitter?
沒錯，但上面有些有趣的文章 No, but it has some interesting articles.
“如何讓先生常保蜜月好心情” "How to keep your husband honeymoon happy."
你有什麼要告解的嗎，修女？ Have you something to confess, sister?
這… Oh!
你真幽默，沒有… Very good, no, no-
你不用連第九條戒律也違背了 I'll spare you from breaking the ninth
我看應該是和你的“課外活動”有關 and assume it's to do with your extracurricular activities.
修女之家為什麼會允許呢？真是個謎啊 Though why the Mother House allow it is a mystery.
離開時記得關燈 Make sure you turn the lights off when you go.
找到了 Bingo!
目前我們已知葛蕾絲 Now we know Grace called in at the shop
參加節慶的路上去買東西了 on her way to the fair.
證據是購物清單上列了七樣東西 Fact, there are seven items on the shopping list,
全部都放在購物籃裡，除了一樣東西 all of which were in her shopping basket, except for one,
這週出版的“艾爾比恩居家雜誌” a copy of this week's "Albion Home Maker."
那我就想問了，是凶手拿走的嗎？ Begging the question, did the murderer take it,
如果是，原因為何？ and if so, for what reason?
總覺得你會自己告訴我 I've got a feeling you're going to tell me.
“亞諾德太太信箱” "Mrs. Arnold's Advice."
“未婚夫週日不肯上教堂 "My fiance won't go to church on Sundays,
我該取消婚禮嗎？” should I call off the wedding?"
-當然應該取消 Almost certainly yes.
-你果然會這麼說 You would say that.
亞諾德太太也同意，你看 Well, Mrs. Arnold concurs, look.
“現在就顯露出懶散的一面 "If he's lazy in this instance,
代表他的人品不佳” it bodes ill for his character."
我不想上教堂， My lack of desire to go to church
更不想娶妻 is only outweighed by my lack of desire to find a wife,
-所以… -對， -so if you would just- -Yes, well anyway,
可是你看下面 if you look at the bottom of the page here.
“GP”，葛蕾絲皮爾森的縮寫 G-P, Grace Pearson.
“我建議你去報警” "I advise you to go to the police."
看來我們得去找這位亞諾德太太談談了 I think we need to have a word with this Mrs. Arnold.
是啊 Oh, yes.
（警察）
你們是因為葛蕾絲皮爾森的事而來嗎？ Am I to assume this is to do with Grace Pearson?
不予置評 No comment.
我不覺得這對我有什麼好處，山姆 I'm not really feeling the quid pro quo here, Sam.
她才23歲就突然被剝奪了性命 She was 23 years old and her life was taken brutally,
而且凶手的手段極其殘忍 and in the cruellest of ways.
謝謝你，修女 Thank you, sister.
你看吧？只要好好講就沒事了 See, you only had to ask nicely.
亞諾德太太，警察想找你聊一聊 Mrs. Arnold, the coppers wanna word.
來吧 Come on.
“親愛的亞諾德太太 "Dear Mrs. Arnold,
我的僱主最近死了，死因是自然死亡 my employer died recently due to natural causes.
現在我懷疑可能是謀殺 但手上又沒有證據， I now suspect it was a murder, but I have no proof.
我應該告訴誰嗎？ Should I tell someone?
請不要刊登這封信，GP上” Please don't print this letter, G.P."
沒有人覺得應該把這交給警察嗎？ No one thought to hand this in?
山姆，這專欄叫做“亞諾德太太信箱” Well, it's called "Mrs. Arnold's Advice," Sam,
又不是“亞諾德太太跟警察偷告密” not Mrs. Arnold snitches to the police.
是，說得真好 Yes, very good.
豪克洛福特貝勒梅的訃文 Halcroft Bellamy's obituary.
花了一番功夫才寫出來的 Took some wordsmanship, I can tell you,
而且他死了對我們大家都好 as his demise was a blessing to us all.
像皇帝一樣有錢，卻像惡魔一樣殘忍 Rich as Croesus, but mean as Mephistopheles.
-死因是什麼？ Cause of death?
-生日晚宴時心臟病發作 A heart attack at his birthday dinner.
有任何可疑事件嗎？ Any suspicious circumstances?
洛斯里局長顯然不認為有 Well, Chief Constable Lowsley obviously didn't think so,
當晚他也是座上嘉賓 he was one of the guests.
聽著，山姆，這件事如果越鬧越大 Look, Sam, if anything comes of this,
被“國家報”捷足先登的話 and the nationals get hold of it first,
我一定不讓你好過 I will make your life a living hell.
而如果你們的晚版 And if there is so much as a word of this
出現任何相關報導的話， in your evening edition,
我也會回敬你的 I will return the favour.
孩子們，幹得好，讓大家看看警察的能耐 Well done, lad, show 'em what coppers are made of!
總之呢，那真是… 很糟糕的一場宴會 Anyway, it was a ghastly affair.
他竟然讓我們吃過期的食物 He made us eat invalid food.
真不曉得他的錢都花去哪了 I don't know what he spent his millions on,
但一定不會是酒窖 but it certainly wasn't his wine cellar.
言歸正傳，冗長的餐會 總算來到尾聲 Anyway, the interminable meal was finally coming to an end
貝勒梅家的年輕公子起身敬酒 when young Master Bellamy rose to propose a toast.
我想舉杯敬酒 生日快樂，叔叔 I'd like to raise a glass in toast, happy birthday uncle,
也祝你身體健康 and good health for years to come.
-生日快樂，貝勒梅 -生日快樂 -Happy birthday. -Happy birthday, Bellamy.
手肘要跟同邊肩膀呈水平線 Keep your elbow level with your throwing shoulder!
傻瓜 Buffoon.
總之，他的私人護理師馬上就到了 Anyway, his nurse was with him in minutes,
說是潰瘍的地方破裂導致心臟病 said his ulcer had burst and brought on a heart attack.
有發現什麼可疑的地方嗎？ Did anything strike you as suspicious?
討人厭的老者猝死 Ah, unpleasant old man dies suddenly
讓姪子、姪女 and makes his nephews and niece
瞬間暴富嗎？ rich beyond their wildest dreams?
之類的，長官 That sort of thing, sir.
其實很簡單，吉萊斯皮 Occam's Razor, Gillespie.
他身體不好 He was in poor health.
不可能是有人下毒 因為大家吃的東西 Poison wasn't an option as we'd all ate and drank
都一樣 the same things.
各就各位 Action stations.
你們要找護理師的話 Er, if you want to speak to the nurse,
她在救護站那裡， she's manning the first aid tent.
叫莉比… 莉比梅菲爾德 Libby, er, Libby Libby Libby, Libby Mayfield.
我去圖書館問過了 I went to the library.
葛蕾絲不見的書 是普魯塔克的“希臘羅馬名人傳” Grace's missing book was Plutarch's "Parallel Lives."
一個幫傭讀這麼沉重的書啊 Heavy reading for a housemaid.
別跟我說“我就說吧” Don't say I told you so.
我把圖書館裡唯一的另一本 I withdrew the only other copy
借出來了，只可惜… in the library, unfortunately-
你的古希臘文程度如何？ How's your Ancient Greek?
-幾乎忘光了 Decidedly rusty.
-她謙虛了 She's just being modest.
我得去跟局長談談 I need to have a word with the chief constable.
失陪了，謝謝 Excuse me, thank you.
你一定是那個新來的 Ah, you must be the new boy.
我是海克特洛斯里局長 Chief Constable Hector Lowsley.
我是菲力克斯利文史東偵查警佐 Detective Sergeant Livingstone.
局長先生，流程好像出了點錯 Sir, there seems to have been a mistake.
我應該要調到倫敦警察廳的 I should be at Scotland Yard.
這真是太不妙了 Well, that's a grave one, ballcock!
有人要遭殃了 Someone will be held accountable.
天曉得是誰捅的婁子呢？ Devil knows who.
那你還喜歡英格蘭的綠意和氣氛嗎？ So how are you finding England's green and pleasant?
有點受到文化衝擊，局長先生 A bit of a culture shock, sir.
波尼法修女… Sister Boniface?
我完全懂你在想什麼 I know exactly what you're thinking.
大材小用啊 Waste of a brain.
她在劍橋拿了兩科一級榮譽 Double starred first from Cambridge,
生物和化學什麼的博士，總之就是理科 PhD in Biochemical, thingummy, Science.
我告訴你，打仗的時候還挺好用的 Which came in jolly useful during the war, I can tell you.
軍情五處想請她去上班 結果她卻當起了修女 Yes, MI5 wanted her after, but she decided to take the veil.
女人啊… Ah, women.
但軍情五處的損失就是我們得利 Still, the spooks' loss was our gain.
好了…開始對戰吧 Aye aye, let battle commence!
如果夠幸運，加上小心保養 With luck and careful management,
他還能多活好幾年 he could've lived years.
可惜他運氣不好 Sadly, luck wasn't on his side.
你診斷的死因是心臟病發作？ And you diagnosed a heart attack?
他那些急性症狀 The sudden and violent onset of symptoms
符合胃部潰瘍破裂 were consistent with a cardiac arrest
導致的心臟病 brought on by a burst gastric ulcer.
腹痛、抽搐和咳血？ Abdominal pains, convulsions, hematemesis.
隨後趕到的醫生也同意我的診斷 The doctor who attended later concurred with my diagnosis.
貝勒梅是怎樣的僱主？ What was Bellamy like as an employer?
殘忍、自私、脾氣暴躁 Cruel, selfish and irascible.
那我就要問了，你為何願意留下來？ Which begs the question, why did you stay?
他給的待遇很好 He paid well.
抱歉，甜菜節發生第一起受傷事件 Excuse me, first Mangold injury of the year.
麻煩這邊請 謝謝 Come this way, thank you.
快說 Spit it out.
有證據了，葛蕾絲懷疑 Fact, Grace suspected
豪克洛福特貝勒梅不是自然死亡 Halcroft Bellamy's death was unnatural,
另一個證據，她提到的症狀 and fact, the symptoms described,
腹痛、抽搐和咳血 abdominal pains, convulsions, hematemesis,
也是氰化物中毒會有的症狀 are also consistent with cyanide poisoning.
“氰化物中毒？” Cyanide poisoning.
問題是所有賓客 Query means, as all the guests
都吃一樣的東西、喝一樣的酒 shared the same food and drink.
我還在等嫌犯的前科紀錄報告 I'm still waiting on criminal record reports.
艾德文，27歲 菲比恩，24歲，兩人皆單身 Edwin, 27, Fabian, 24, both single,
也都服務於家族企業 both employed by the family firm.
各方面來說都是盡責的姪子 Dutiful enough nephews by all accounts,
只不過菲比恩在大學時期惹了點事 although Fabian had a spot of trouble at university
因為紀律問題被處分 and was sent down on a disciplinary matter.
伊蕾特拉在家裡一直住到叔叔去世 Electra lived at home until her uncle's death,
靠著家庭教師自學 schooled by a governess until she was old enough
直到成年能和叔叔一起經營事業為止 to act as her uncle's companion.
目前在劍橋大學格頓學院修習古典學 Now reads Classics at Girton College, Cambridge,
同時擔任女性主義社的社長 where she is president of the Feminist Society.
很棒呢 Oh, bravo.
而且豪克洛福特貝勒梅曾通報 Also, Halcroft Bellamy reported the theft
有一對安妮女王的燭臺失竊 of a pair of Queen Anne candlesticks.
雖然後來撤銷了， The complaint was withdrawn,
但是… 這有巴頓女警員的“嫌犯檔案” but here is the crime file from WPC Button.
-幹得好 Good work.
修女有什麼要提出的嗎？ Anything from you, sister?
屍斑，心臟停止跳動後 Post-mortem lividity.
血液會沉積在體內 So, when the heart stops beating, blood pools in the body,
所以她死前手中 in this case, leaving the imprint
緊握著的東西留下了印子 of an object clutched in her hand at death.
雖然屍體和犯罪現場沒有找到任何物品 Nothing found on the body or at the crime scene,
但也可能是被凶手拿走了吧？ but maybe it was removed by the killer.
我要把照片放大，再看清楚一點 I'll have to magnify the photograph and get a clearer image.
葛蕾絲寫信向亞諾德太太求助 So Grace confides in Mrs. Arnold,
結果在信件被刊登的 and on the day it's printed in the magazine,
當天遇害 she gets murdered.
貝勒梅兄弟當天 也在節慶現場 The same day the Bellamy brothers were at the fair
扮成啞劇演員 dressed as mummers.
-我們得再去找貝勒梅家的人談談 We need to talk to the Bellamys again.
-是啊 Yeah.
倫敦警察廳那邊有消息了嗎？ Any luck with Scotland Yard?
我還在了解要找哪位 I'm still trying to track down the relevant officer
承辦人員談 to speak to.
如果你需要我們幫忙問也可以 Well, we've got this, if you need to make some calls.
-準備好了嗎，修女？ Are you ready, sister?
-收到，沒問題 Oh, Roger Wilco, sir.
（伊蕾特拉）
她的拼字每次都會錯 She never did grasp I before E.
真是的， Well, utter rot.
豪叔不可能被謀殺 Of course uncle Hal wasn't murdered.
當著局長的面謀殺人 We'd be pretty lousy murderers
技巧也太拙劣了吧？ to bump him off in front of the chief constable of police.
當天晚上所有賓客吃的喝的 I believe all the guests ate and drank
都是一樣的東西吧？ the same that night?
肉湯和水煮雞肉 Broth and boiled chicken.
唯一不同的是他又吃了半顆桃子 The only other thing he ate was half a peach,
他每天晚上都吃那個當作甜點 same dessert every night.
我先說，桃子沒有下毒 因為每次 And before you ask, it wasn't poisoned because as always,
都是我吃掉另外那半 I ate the other half.
叔叔最討厭浪費食物了 My uncle abhorred food wastage.
你們兩位都參加了昨天的遊行？ Now, you both took part in the parade yesterday?
太過分了吧 Oh, this is intolerable.
你們先是指控我們謀殺叔叔 First, you accuse us of murdering our uncle,
現在還要懷疑我們殺了女傭？ and now our maid.
沒這回事，先生， Not at all, sir.
但有人看到 葛蕾絲生前最後跟啞劇演員一起 But Grace was last seen alive with a mummer,
而且你們超過30人 and there was over 30 in the procession,
我有義務找到每個人問清楚 and I'm duty bound to follow up on every one.
沒問題，督察，能幫上忙就好 Of course, Inspector, whatever we can do to help.
雖然洛卡特醫師堅持凶手 Although Dr. Locard maintains the perpetrator
帶了什麼東西到犯罪現場 brings something to the crime scene
又帶了什麼東西走 and leaves with something from it,
我猜他應該沒看過這個 I doubt he was ever faced with one of these.
名符其實的稻草堆裡撈針啊 Literally like looking for a needle in a haystack.
奇怪了 Strange.
你能確定這是你叔叔的嗎？ Can you confirm that these belong to your uncle?
應該是吧，為什麼這麼問？ Possibly, why do you ask?
畢竟他去世也半年了 Well, considering he's been dead for six months,
我們好奇昨天有誰穿了這件衣服 we were wondering who wore them yesterday?
沒錯，三套都有新的草印與泥巴印子 Yes, all three pairs have fresh grass and mud stains,
而且這一套的褲腳部分 and the legs on this pair have been trimmed
有用利刃截斷 以便讓某個身高 with a sharp blade for a wearer
大約是五呎四又四分之三吋的人穿上？ of approximately five foot four and three quarter inches.
你這老奸巨猾的傢伙 Oh, you sly old dog.
對，好吧 Yes, all right.
是我穿去遊行的，逮捕我好了 I wore them to the parade, so arrest me.
你在想什麼啊？ What the hell were you thinking?
要是被發現 If you'd been found out,
那還得了？all merry hell would have broken loose.
你為什麼說謊了，貝勒梅小姐？ Why did you lie, Miss Bellamy?
當然是我哥教我的 The inevitable lecture from my brother, obviously.
那是為了以示反抗 It was a symbolic act of rebellion.
證明在隱藏性別的狀況下 Proving that with gender concealed,
什麼性別都沒有不同 there is no distinction between sexes.
我們的妹妹向來不愛 屈就於傳統女性的角色 Our sister doesn't conform to traditional female roles.
閉嘴，菲比恩 Put a sock in it, Fabe.
夠了 Look, enough!
問完了嗎，督察？ Is that all, Inspector?
暫時就這樣了 Yes, for now.
如果還有什麼消息，我們會再來的 We know where to find you if there's anything further.
還“以示反抗”呢 Symbolic act of rebellion.
老天 God.
我有預感，這個你們一定會喜歡 Now, something tells me you're going to like this.
快好了，等等我，然後… Almost there, bear with me.
-好了 Oh, and, voila!
-那是字母F嗎？ Is that an F?
我猜應該是首飾或袖釦 I would say possibly an item of jewellery or cuff links.
那我該把菲比恩貝勒梅 I think it's time I brought Fabian Bellamy
找來問話了 in for questioning.
我去驗光也快遲到了 And I'm late for an optician's appointment.
你叔叔死前 Just before he died,
曾經通報 your uncle reported the theft
有一對安妮女王的燭臺失竊 of two Queen Anne candlesticks.
他聲稱是 He claimed that they were taken
家裡的人偷走的 by a member of the household.
他知道你曾經 Did he know about your arrest
因為持有毒品被捕嗎？ for the possession of illegal drugs?
你認為呢？ Hm, what do you think?
我猜那樣的話，你就什麼都 I think you would have been out on your ear
繼承不了 without any inheritance.
後來燭臺奇蹟似地又出現了 And then the candlesticks mysteriously turned up.
我跟錯的人借了錢沒還 I owed money to the wrong people.
所以沒錯，我只好偷家裡的銀器 So yes, I resorted to stealing the family silver.
我想說那麼奇怪的燭臺他不會發現才對 Didn't think he'd notice the odd candlestick,
沒想到他跑去報警，我慌了… but when he went to the police, I panicked, and-
-然後你就殺了他 -什麼？ And you killed him.
沒有…我老實告訴艾德文 No, no, I fessed up to Edwin,
而某方面來說，他救了我一回 and on certain conditions, he saved my skin.
把燭臺贖回來了 Got the candlesticks out of hock.
是哪個方面？ What conditions?
他逼我去勒戒所戒毒 Forced me to a drying out clinic for dope addicts.
當時我罵他罵得要死 Much as I cursed him at the time,
但現在在你眼前的 I am what you see before you now,
是一名清醒且負責任的社會一分子 a sober and responsible member of society.
別評斷我，督察 Don't judge me, Inspector.
我們打從父母雙亡， Our childhood ended when our parents died
還被送來跟討厭小孩的叔叔生活開始就沒了童年 and we were sent to live with a man who hated children.
艾德文的生存模式是裝死 Edwin coped by playing possum, towing the line,
循規蹈矩，為繼承家業做準備 being groomed for the family firm,
還不能結婚成家，因為叔叔不准 forbidden to marry because uncle didn't approve.
至於伊蕾特拉 伊蕾特拉是把自己埋在書堆裡 Electra, well, Electra buried herself in books.
而我呢 選擇了迷失自己得到快樂 Whereas I chose sweet oblivion,
消失得遠遠的，溶解 然後忘卻一切 to fade far away, dissolve and quite forget.
你說你哥哥被要求不能結婚？ You said your brother was forbidden to marry.
E-F-A-T-H-O.
再來 And now?
F-E-A-T-H-O, oh!
“O”
我這次去驗光在兩方面來說很成功 My trip to the optician was successful on two levels,
舊的度數不適用了 prescription woefully out of date,
而且我對視力檢查表有了新的認識 and a Damascene moment with a Snellen chart.
照片放大後 這裡有個條紋，看到了嗎？ So under closer magnification, there's a striation, you see?
就在這裡 Look, just here.
這不是F 是E才對 This isn't an F, it's an E.
伊蕾特拉或艾德文？ Electra or Edwin.
這還真巧 Funny you should say that,
因為菲比恩貝勒梅剛才招了 'cause Fabian Bellamy just coughed
他哥哥艾德文愛上叔叔的護理師 that his brother Edwin fell in love with his uncle's nurse.
叔叔知道後大為光火， When his uncle found out,
不答應這門婚事 he hit the roof and banned the match.
最關鍵的問題就是… The $64,000 question is
你當初為何不提 why you didn't think to mention
艾德文貝勒梅是你的未婚夫？ that Edwin Bellamy was your fiance?
我不覺得那會與案情相關 I didn't think it relevant.
豪克洛福特死了 他就能自由選擇結婚對象 Halcroft's death left him free to marry who he choose,
而且不會影響他的繼承權 without any risk to his inheritance.
你診斷的死因雖然是自然死亡 A death that you diagnosed as natural causes,
但也有氰化物中毒的可能 but also indicated cyanide poisoning,
合格的護理師應該都知道 as any good nurse would have known.
豪克洛福特貝勒梅毫無人性 Halcroft Bellamy was a monster
他把那些孩子當成玩物對待 who treated those children like his playthings.
孩子們有心靈創傷一點也不奇怪吧？ Is it any wonder that they are all scarred mentally
或者我如果有什麼疑慮 or that if I had suspicions,
自然也會選擇不說 that's the reason I kept them to myself?
但人不是艾德文殺的，這我可以向你保證 But it wasn't Edwin, I can assure you of that.
怎麼說？ How so?
因為他沒有勇敢到能 Because if he isn't brave enough to stand up
為心愛的女人站出來 for the woman he loves,
又怎麼敢為了我殺人呢？ then he'd hardly be brave enough to kill for me.
方便問一下你前天下午 Can I ask where you were two days ago
1點到2點間在什麼地方嗎？ between 1:00 and 2:00 PM?
在這裡工作 Here, on duty.
而且我先回答你 And before you ask, no,
那段時間我沒有幫任何人看病 I did not see any patients during that time,
所以如果沒其他的事 so if there's nothing else,
甜菜節決賽再五分鐘就開始了 the Mangold final starts in five minutes
我看戰況會非常激烈 and I'm expecting a rush of blunt force traumas.
方便我們登記一下你的全名嗎？ Can we have your full name for our records, please?
伊莉莎白瓊恩梅菲爾德 Elizabeth Joan Mayfield.
（伊莉莎白）
你好，巴頓 Hello, Button.
倫敦警察廳寄來的，警佐 From Scotland Yard, sergeant.
“非常抱歉發生疏失， Apologies for the error,
請盡速聯繫倫敦警察廳 report to DCI James, Scotland Yard,
詹姆斯總督查” at your earliest convenience.
我們才剛開始習慣你呢 We were just getting used to having you around.
喂？ Hello?
答案都在普魯塔克的書裡 It's all here in Plutarch.
森伯女士聽錯了 Miss Thimble misheard.
葛蕾絲說的不是“寄生蟲” 她說的是帕瑞薩娣絲 Grace didn't say parasite, she said Parysatis,
古代知名的下毒者，手法滿巧妙的 a classical poisoner of some ingenuity, it transpires.
等等，我要記下來 Wait, I need to write this down.
Here, take this.
No, I can't take it!
喂？ Hello?
以後別想再打來了，臭女人 Don't think about calling back, you hussy!
-好吧 Right.
-所以 我睡得正熟的時候， So, this is what you get up to
你們就在搞這個？ when I'm safely asleep in my bed?
三更半夜還有女人打電話過來 Women telephoning at the dead of night.
現在才剛過9點 而且我保證 It is barely gone past nine, and I assure you,
真的不是什麼壞事 there is a perfectly innocent explanation.
那女人，她是修女 That woman she's, she's a nun.
我不知道你們那裡怎麼定義不是壞事 I don't know what counts as innocent where you come from,
但在這國家 but in this country,
可是最高等級的墮落 it is moral turpitude of the highest order,
我絕不允許自己家裡發生這種事 and I will not have it under my roof!
也不用你來允許 Nor will you have to,
因為我明天就要走了， for I shall be leaving tomorrow,
我可是非常慶幸 for which I am profoundly grateful.
大斯洛特真該改名叫瘋人院 Great Slaughter should be called Bedlam,
因為住了一堆神經病 as it is peopled with lunatics.
-你怎麼可以這麼說？ How dare you?
-離開前我會付清房租的 My bill shall be settled before my departure.
晚安了，克雷姆太太 I bid you a good night, Mrs. Clam.
等等，修女有新的發現 Wait, the sister's got something.
早上在貝勒梅宅邸見 Rendezvous at Bellamy Hall in the morning.
她說什麼你就照做嗎？ And you just do as she says?
不，這個嘛… No, well.
雖然很煩，但她常常都是對的 Somewhat annoyingly, she is usually right.
我是來學習怎麼當個優秀的 I came here to learn from the cutting edge
現代警察 of modern policing.
結果你們的流程和系統 根本頂多還在維多利亞時期而已 Your procedures and systems are Victorian, at best,
更別提你的搭檔還是個修女 and your partnered with a nun.
沒錯，包著頭巾的女人誰能拒絕呢？ Exactly, no one can resist a wimple,
而且我們的結案率是全郡最高的 and we have the best cleanup rate in the county.
所以離開前想添一筆功勞嗎？ So, you on for a collar before you go?
我明天唯一想做的 The only thing I should be on tomorrow,
就是搭上開往倫敦的首班車 is the first train to London.
失陪 Excuse me.
吉萊斯皮偵查督察 我手上有這裡的搜索令 DI Gillespie, I have a warrant to search these premises.
那就請進吧 Then you better come in.
所以呢，督察 So, Inspector, have you and the sister
你和修女在我們家翻箱倒櫃完了嗎？ finished rooting through our valuables?
這有點阿嘉莎克莉絲蒂的感覺呢 This is all a bit Agatha Christie.
葛蕾絲懷疑你們叔叔 Grace suspected that your uncle's death
並非自然死亡 was due to unnatural causes.
她提出質疑後卻慘遭殺害 When she raised those suspicions, she was murdered.
她就是個不識字， She was in illiterate housemaid
頭腦又不正常的女傭 with a head filled with nonsense.
葛蕾絲不是文盲，伊蕾特拉有教她識字 Grace wasn't illiterate, Electra had taught her to read.
她死前不久 Shortly before she died,
有人看到她和一位啞劇演員發生口角 she was seen arguing with a mummer.
目擊證人聽到她說對方是個寄生蟲 Now, the witness overheard her call them a parasite.
但她說的其實是帕… But what she actually said was a Per, a Para-
-帕… -帕瑞薩娣絲 A Parysatis.
帕瑞薩娣絲 Parysatis.
所以那是誰？ 貓的母親嗎？ And who's she, the cat's mother?
波斯帝王大流士的妻子 The wife of Emperor Darius, of Persia,
普魯塔克的作品裡說 Who according to Plutarch,
她在宴會時對對手下毒 poisoned her rival at a banquet of guests,
在場所有賓客都吃一樣的東西 all dining on the same food.
來… Just, um-
我不會唸古希臘文 I don't read Ancient Greek.
好吧… Oh right, right.
我的古希臘文也退步了，所以… I'm a bit rusty, so.
就唸吧 Just get on with it.
“帕瑞薩娣絲把一隻小鳥 "So taking a little bird,
用小刀剖為兩半 Parysatis halved it with a little knife,
刀的其中一面塗上了毒藥 smeared with poison on one side,
於是刀上的毒藥只沾在那一半上 thus wiping the poison off upon one part only of the bird.
而沒有毒的那一半 The undefiled and wholesome part,
她則是放進自己嘴裡吃掉 she then put into her own mouth and ate.
有毒的那半邊，她給了斯妲特拉 And to Stateira, she gave the poisoned part,
使其抽搐而死 死狀極為痛苦” who died in convulsions and great suffering."
我聽不太懂 I'm afraid you've lost me.
伊蕾特拉每晚都會和你們叔叔 合吃一顆桃子 Well every night, Electra shared a peach with your uncle.
只不過這次他拿到了有毒的那一半 Only this time, his half was lethal.
-看來你教葛蕾絲讀書似乎教得太好了 You taught Grace to read rather too well, it seems.
-太荒謬了 Preposterous.
而且又沒有證據 Not to mention unprovable.
等我們開棺 Not if we exhume the body
檢驗氰化物殘留就有了 and test it for traces of cyanide.
我真是受夠了， I've had enough of this.
我要找律師來 I'm gonna contact our solicitor.
申請開棺驗屍是要舉證的吧？ I believe you need burden of proof to exhume a body.
達成合理懷疑就行了， Reasonable suspicion will do it.
但既然你都問了 修女？ But as you asked, sister?
是， Oh yes,
犯罪現場有你的名字縮寫 you left a signature clutched in Grace's hand
葛蕾絲死時緊握在手中 at the time of death,
雖然事後拿走了，但也已經留下了印子 and though removed afterwards, it had already left its mark.
這是我們在你房間找到的 We found this in your room.
我跟她說，世上所有的智慧 都在普魯塔克的書裡 I told her the wisdom of the world was in Plutarch.
我從來沒想過她會真的去讀 I never imagined she'd actually read it.
“艾爾比恩居家雜誌”？ "The Albion Home Maker"?
-難道我什麼都沒教你嗎，親愛的？ Have I taught you nothing, my dear?
-你在做什麼，伊蕾特拉？ What're you doing, Electra?
用男人的技倆玩弄男人 Playing the men at their own game.
-亞諾德太太信箱到底有什麼好看的？ What's so compelling in Mrs. Arnold's Advice?
-還給我 Give it back.
伊蕾特拉… Electra!
你為什麼會想報警，葛蕾絲？ Why would you want to go to the police, Grace?
你說“世上所有的智慧都在同一本書裡” The wisdom of the world, you said, contained in one book.
我本來想讓你驚喜一下的 I wanted to surprise you,
可是後來我發現 原來你就是帕瑞薩娣絲 but then I realised, you are Parysatis.
葛蕾絲是我唯一的朋友 Grace was my only friend,
但她最大的志向 but the summit of her aspirations
就只是有一份能坐辦公室 was a nice little office job
不用整天站著的工作 where she wouldn't be on her feet all day.
而我卻注定會成為大人物 Whereas I am destined to be a someone of significance.
伊蕾克拉貝勒梅 我以謀殺 Electra Bellamy, I am arresting you for the murders
豪克洛福特貝勒梅與葛蕾絲皮爾森之罪名逮捕你 of Halcroft Bellamy and Grace Pearson.
你什麼都不用說，但是不要隱瞞… You do not need to say anything but anything you do say-
她不用說 No, she doesn't.
你開我的車走吧 Take my car.
這裡面 我放了點錢，還有一把槍 There's, er, there's money in there, and a gun.
小心，已經上膛了 Be careful, it's loaded.
你果然不到最後不亮出王牌啊，艾德文 Typical of you to leave it till now to surprise me, Edwin.
我盡量 I tried my best.
我很抱歉… I'm just sorry,
我很抱歉，沒當個夠好的哥哥 I'm sorry I wasn't good enough.
誰敢攔她我就開槍打誰 I'll shoot anyone who tries to stop her.
好吧，那麼 看來我們得等一下了 Right, well, as it looks like we're in for a wait,
有人想打個牌嗎？ is anyone up for a rubber of Whist?
賭錢我才要打 Only if we're playing for money.
（月台）
貝勒梅小姐 Miss Bellamy.
交給我吧？ May I?
缺了黑桃，你要算一下啊 They're void in spades, you should be counting the cards.
真是抱歉，淪為 I'm sorry, I got distracted
槍口下的人質讓我分心了 by being held hostage at gunpoint.
俘虜人質的那位可以幫忙遞酒過來嗎？ Well, could the hostage taker please pass us the port?
畢竟我們還要待上一陣子 Might be here some time.
還是開槍打我算了 I think I'd rather get shot.
我們都打了三回合的牌 Three rubbers of bloody Whist,
你這槍居然沒上膛 and it wasn't even loaded!
既然我沒有勇敢到 能為了心愛的女人挺身而出 Well, if I'm not brave enough to save the woman I love,
又怎麼敢把子彈上膛呢？ hardly brave enough to load a gun.
-艾德文 Oh, Edwin!
-傻瓜，他們照樣會逮捕你啊 You ruddy idiot, they'll still throw the book at you!
罪行的幫凶 Being an accessory after the fact,
非法拘禁，外加在打牌時 false imprisonment and assaulting a police officer
襲擊警察 with a card game!
我並不奢求你等我 I don't expect you to wait.
他說得對，你真是太傻了 Oh, he's right, you are an idiot!
我愛上你又不期望你改變什麼 I fell in love with you, I never expected you to change.
巴頓， Ah, Button.
還是那麼準時 Impeccable timing, as always.
我們在車站附近發現貝勒梅先生的車 Mr. Bellamy's car was found near the station, sir,
是棄置的狀態 我們推測可能是遭竊了吧？ abandoned, we thought it might have been stolen.
知道了，逮捕他吧 Right, arrest him.
來啊，還等什麼？ Come on, what are you waiting for?
好的，長官 Right you are, sir.
要用什麼罪名逮捕他，長官？ Arrest him for what, sir?
你說你要去哪裡？ Where are you heading, again?
牛津 我要去找我的家庭老師 Oxford, a meeting with my tutor.
真是希臘史詩等級的悲劇 It's a tragedy, worthy of Grecian epic.
父母雙亡的孤兒被關在黃金塔裡 外面有怪物守著 Orphans imprisoned in a gilded tower, guarded by a monster.
可憐的孩子們，他們走向 Poor children, they never stood much chance
幸福結局的機率向來不高 of a happy ending.
艾德文要坐牢多久？ How long will Edwin get in prison?
依罪名而定 It depends on the charges.
光是非法拘禁應該就得讓他 吃上無期徒刑了 False imprisonment alone should get him life.
子彈沒有上膛 Well, the gun was unloaded,
所以嚴格來說他沒有帶武器 so technically he wasn't armed.
而且只是打牌，我覺得也不算拘禁吧？ I would hardly a rubber of Whist a hostage situation.
法官不會這麼想的 The law won't see it that way.
雖然上了頭條應該會滿轟動的 Although it would make it quite a headline.
“堂堂督察於槍口下無奈打牌” Police inspector forced to play Whist at gunpoint.
（警察）
停下火車 Stop the train!
停… Stop, stop!
停下火車 Stop the train!
倫敦警察廳，真讓人期待 Scotland Yard, how exciting.
要離開大斯洛特了，你一定會很開心 No doubt you'll be glad to see the back of Great Slaughter.
我是會很開心沒錯 Oh, I will.
即將抵達比斯特站 Next stop, Bicester.
-前往貝辛斯托克的旅客請轉乘博特力線 Change for Botley line and trains for Basingstoke.
-我要到站了 That's me.
我以為你要到牛津才下車 I thought you were getting off at Oxford.
我的家庭老師住在郊區 My tutor lives on the outskirts,
到貝辛斯托克再搭巴士也差不多 it's as quick to get the bus from Bicester.
我必須請你待在這裡，貝勒梅小姐 I must ask you to remain here, Miss Bellamy.
我不這麼認為，警佐 I must beg to differ, sarge.
給我的好處呢？ Quid pro quo.
我請你喝一杯作為答謝？ Buy you a drink to say thanks.
他一個人離鄉背井的 He's a long way from home.
應該要有人在身邊等他醒來才好 Someone should be with him when he wakes up.
長官，艾德文貝勒梅先生… Sir, Edwin Bellamy, sir,
我要以什麼罪名逮捕他？ what am I charging him with?
持有未授權火器 Possession of an unlicensed firearm.
菲力克斯 Felix.
菲力克斯？ Felix?
-維多利亞 Victoria?
-菲力克斯 Felix.
-你來了？ You're here?
-他醒了 He's awake.
有人來探望你囉 You have a visitor.
你真是大功臣啊 You're quite the hero.
伊蕾特拉貝勒梅當場被逮捕 Electra Bellamy was arrested at the scene
現在關在頌寧監獄等候審問 and is now being held for trial at HMP Sonning.
你上頭版了 You made the front page.
-應該是他們誇張了… I think they overestimate-
-郡尉簡直樂翻了 The Lord Lieutenant was extremely chuffed,
他開心到他的姻親 so much so, and given that his brother-in-law
倫敦警察廳的長官… is the Commissioner for the Metropolitan Police,
他們決定讓你待在我們身邊久一點 they've agreed that we can hang on to you for a while!
長官… 那真是… That's, that's...
真是我的榮幸，都決定好了 It's my pleasure, all decided.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
-謝謝 -他應該很高興 -Thank you. -I think he's pleased.
-是啊 Yes.
-謝謝你們 Thank you.
我知道我們要幹嘛了， You know what we should do,
我們應該慶祝一下 we should celebrate.
我再過半小時得去打高爾夫， Yes, well, I've got to tee off in half an hour,
不能留下來 so I can't hang around, I'm afraid.