现在,我知道你在想什么 Now, I know what you're thinking
"哦,不! 索尔被关进笼子了,怎么回事?" "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?"
老话说得好,不入虎穴 Well, sometimes you have to get captured
焉得虎子 just to get a straight answer out of somebody
说来话长,不过总体而言,我也算是个英雄了 It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero
我在地球上待过一段时间 See, I spent some time on Earth...
跟一些机器人干过仗,拯救过那个星球好几次 Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times
然后我寻遍宇宙 Then I went searching through the cosmos
去找有魔力的,各种色彩的几块叫无限宝石的东西 for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things
结果一块儿都没找到（此处索尔在故意撒谎） Didn't find any
从那时起,我就走上了死亡与毁灭之路 That's when I came across a path of death and destruction,
也因此导致我一路赶来进了这笼子 which led me all the way here into this cage,
并在此处遇见了你 where I met you
你觉得我们还会在这儿呆多久? How much longer do you think we'll be here?
索尔,奥丁之子 Thor, son of Odin
苏尔特尔,婊子之子 Surtur, son of a bitch
你居然还活着 You're still alive
我还以为我父亲五十万年前就杀了你呢 I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago
我可不能死 I cannot die
我还要实现我的天命 Not until I fulfill my destiny
摧毁你的家园 and lay waste to your home
说起这个就有意思了 It's funny you should mention that
因为最近我做过这些噩梦 Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late
阿斯加德陷入熊熊大火,化为废墟 Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins
而你,苏尔特尔,就在这些恶梦的中心 And you, Surtur, are at the center of all of them
那你是见过"诸神黄昏"了,阿斯加德的覆灭 Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard
- 伟大的预言 - 等一下 - The great prophecy... - Hang on
等一下 Hang on
我很快就转过来了 I'll be back around shortly
我真觉得我们在那里是关联着的 I really feel like we were connecting there
"诸神黄昏",再跟我说说,详细讲一遍 Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it
我的时代已经来临 My time has come
当我的皇冠与永恒之火重聚 When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame,
我的力量将完全恢复 I shall be restored to my full might
我会耸立起来高过群山 I will tower over the mountains,
然后把我的剑,深深的刺进阿斯加德 and bury my sword deep in Asgard's...
利剑:苏尔特尔的巨型火剑"暮光之剑"
等一下,就一会 Hang on. Give it a second
我发誓我没乱动,这东西老是自己在转啊 I swear, I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own
真是不好意思哈... I'm really sorry
OK,我有话直说 Okay, so let me get this straight
你要把你的皇冠,放入永恒之火 You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame
然后你就会一下子长得跟一个房子那么大? and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?
一座山! A mountain!
永恒之火在阿斯加德由奥丁保管并锁起来了 The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard
奥丁不在阿斯加德 Odin is not on Asgard
你的离守,导致王位毫无防备 And your absence has left the throne defenseless
OK,那么皇冠在哪呢? Okay, so where is it? This crown?
这就是我的皇冠,我的力量之源 This is my crown, the source of my power
原来那是皇冠啊,我还以为那是对大眼眉呢 Oh, that's a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow
是皇冠 It's a crown
不管怎么说吧,似乎要阻止"诸神黄昏" Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok
我就得把那玩意从你头上扯下来 is rip that thing off your head
但是"诸神黄昏"已经开始了 But Ragnarok has already begun
你无法阻止 You cannot stop it
我是阿斯加德的末日,也是你的末日 I am Asgard's doom, and so are you
一切都将陷入痛苦,陷入火焰 All will suffer, all will burn
听上去很刺激嘛 That's intense
说实话,看着你变得那么大 To be honest, seeing you grow really big
在一个星球上放起火,那场面肯定颇为壮观 and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle
但看起来我打算要选第二方案了 But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B,
我先挣脱锁链 where I bust out of these chains,
把那冠从你头上敲下来,然后存放到阿斯加德的藏宝库里 knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault
你无法阻止"诸神黄昏" You cannot stop Ragnarok
干嘛白费力气呢? Why fight it?
因为英雄们都这么干 Because that's what heroes do
等一下,抱歉,我没算好时间 Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right
然后,现在! And, now!
奥丁之子,你犯了个严重的错误 You have made a grave mistake, Odinson
我一直都在犯严重的错误 I make grave mistakes all the time
一切似乎都能搞定 Everything seems to work out
海姆达尔,我知道已有段时间没联系了,但我真需要尽快脱身 Heimdall, I know it's been a while, but I could really use a fast exit
海姆达尔? Heimdall?
海姆达尔就是个蠢货 Heimdall was an idiot
这工作本来能让他发财的 This job should have made him rich
工作虽然并不清闲 Now, the job ain't easy
但真有油水捞啊 but it does have its benefits
彩虹桥能让我接触到九大王国盛产的所有东西 The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms has to offer
也就是说,都是可以让我唾手可得的 I mean, it's all mine for the taking
注意啦 Behold...
我的藏品 My stuff
我特别钟意这玩意 I'm particularly fond of these
米德加德:漫威宇宙九大世界之一,即地球 这是我在米德加德上一个叫德克萨斯的地方搞到的 I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas
我还给它们取了名字: "毁"和"灭" I even named them. Des and Troy
你们看,把他们放到一起时 You see, when you put them together,
它们就是毁灭! they destroy
海姆达尔,快点啊 Heimdall, come on
待着! Stay!
海姆达尔,我快没招儿了 Heimdall? I'm running short on options
海姆达尔? Heimdall?
史克吉? Skurge?
那是不是重要情况啊? Is that important?
姑娘们,让你们开开眼界 You girls are in for a treat
姑娘们! Girls!
好,好,好,看看是谁大驾光临? Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in
把我的伴侣们都吓跑了,还搞的我办公地满地脑浆,多谢您了 Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains
你是谁? Who are you?
你不记得我了? 我是史克吉,我们在华纳海姆一起战斗过 Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim
好吧,海姆达尔在哪? Right. Where is Heimdall?
那个叛徒,没人知道他在哪儿,他现在是王上通缉的逃犯 That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne
叛徒? Traitor?
是啊,奥丁指控海姆达尔犯了玩忽职守罪 Yeah. You see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty
审判开始前海姆达尔就不知所踪了 but he disappeared before the trial
毕竟他能看见宇宙万物,还是很难抓住他的 Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe
是啊 Sure
请等一下,我得通传一下你的到来 Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival
这是什么鬼玩意? What the hell is that?
哥哥,就这样了 Oh, brother. This is it
我要走了 I take my leave
你真傻,你就是不听啊 You fool, you didn't listen!
对不起 I'm sorry
希芙,快去求救 Lady Sif, get help!
来人哪,救命 Somebody, help!
我的所作所为,对不起 Sorry for all I've done
没关系,挺住 It's all right. Hold on
对不起,我不该试图去统治地球 I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth
有你在那是他们的造化 They'd be lucky to have you
宇宙魔方的事,对不起 I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract
- 我就是忍不住 - 我知道 - I just couldn't help myself - I know
我是个狡猾奸诈的人 I'm a trickster
特别调皮 So mischievous
那次我把你变成了青蛙,对不起 Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog
那是个很棒的玩笑 It was a wonderful joke
确实很搞笑 that was indeed hilarious
你是阿斯加德的救星 You are the savior of Asgard
- 传颂我的事迹 - 我会的 - Tell my story - I will
为我建一座雕像 Build a statue for me
我们会为你立一座巨大的雕像 We will build a big statue for you
戴上我的头盔,有大大的弯弯犄角 With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns
我会告诉父亲你今天做的英勇事迹 I will tell Father what you did here today
我做这些不是为了他 I didn't do it for him
不! No!
就这样,洛基伤重不治 And so, Loki died of his wounds,
为了大家,献出了他的生命 giving his life for ours
他击退了那些邪恶的精灵 He fought back those disgusting elves,
他为王国带来了和平 he brought peace to the realm
洛基,我的孩子 Loki, my boy...
许多年前我在冰封之地的战场上发现了你 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield
那时,我并没有预见到 On that day, I did not yet see in you
你会成为阿斯加德的救星,没有 Asgard's savior. No
你只是一个小小的蓝色冰宝宝 You were merely a little blue baby icicle
融化了我这个老糊涂的心 that melted this old fool's heart
太棒了,太棒了,无与伦比 Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo
父亲 Father
见鬼 Shit
我的儿子,索尔,回来了 My son, Thor, has returned!
欢迎你回来,我的孩子 Greetings, my boy
这剧还挺有意思的,叫什么名字? It's an interesting play. What's it called?
阿斯加德·洛基之殇,人们想深切的缅怀他 The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. The people wanted to commemorate him
他们确实应该这么做 Indeed they should
我喜欢那座雕像 I like the statue
比他活着时候的样子好看多了 A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though
可能差了点狡诈和谄媚 A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe
您知道这是什么吗? Do you know what this is?
苏尔特尔的头颅,这可是件可怕的武器 The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon!
拜托你件事,把这个锁在藏宝库里 Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault
以免它变成个大怪物,摧毁整个星球 so it doesn't turn into a giant monster and destroy the whole planet
谢谢你,亲爱的 Thank you, dear
所以你现在要回米德加德(地球),是不是? So it's back to Midgard for you, is it?
不是 Nope
我最近一直在做同一个梦 I've been having this reoccurring dream lately
每个晚上,我都看到阿斯加德陷落覆灭 Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins
那只不过是个傻傻的梦罢了 That's just a silly dream,
想象力过度活跃的反映 signs of an overactive imagination
可能吧 Possibly
但我还是决定出去调查一下 But then I decide to go out there and investigate
我所看到的是,九界一片混乱无序 And what do I find, but the Nine Realms completely in chaos
阿斯加德的敌人们正在聚集,密谋置我们于死地 Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise,
而你,奥丁,作为九界的守护者 all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms,
却穿着睡袍坐在这儿吃着葡萄 are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes
我觉得还是应该尊重我们邻居的自由 Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom
对,没错,被屠杀的自由 Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred
对,其实我自己最近非常忙 Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself
忙着看戏? Watching theater
御前会议,安防会议... Board meetings, and security council meetings...
- 你真的要逼我那么做吗? - 做什么? - You're really gonna make me do it? - Do what?
你懂的,没什么可以阻挡雷霆之锤回到我手中 You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand
你的脸也阻挡不了 Not even your face
你完全疯了,你会因此被处死 You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this
那咱们就另一个世界见了,老弟 Then I'll see you on the other side, brother
好吧,我投降 All right, I yield
注意了 Behold!
索尔 Thor...
- 奥丁之子 - 不 - Odinson - No
你曾有份差事,就那一份（这厮被开了） You had one job. Just the one
奥丁在哪? Where's Odin?
你就不能远远的待着吗? 没有你一切都安然无恙 You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you
阿斯加德繁荣昌盛,你毁了这一切 Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything
- 问问他们吧 - 父亲在哪里? 你害了他吗? ? - Ask them - Where's Father? Did you kill him?
你得偿所愿了,你想要的独立自主也有了 You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for
OK,我知道他具体在哪儿 Okay. I know exactly where he is
我发誓我把他留在这儿了 I swear I left him right here
是留在人行道上了,还是留在那个正拆着的楼里了? Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished?
安排得妥妥的呀 Great planning
我怎么知道会这样? How was I supposed to know?
我不能预知未来,我又不是巫师 Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch
不是吗? 那你干嘛这身打扮? No? Then why do you dress like one?
- 嘿 - 真不敢相信你还活着 - Hey - I can't believe you're alive
我看着你咽气,我为你哀悼,我为你哭泣 I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you
好吧,我受宠若惊 I'm honored
去问问他啊 Ask him
嗨,我们能和你合个影吗? Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?
当然可以 Sure
赶紧想想他到底在哪儿 Start figuring out where he is
好遗憾听说简把你甩了 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you
她没甩我,你懂的 She didn't dump me, you know
是我甩的她,是互相甩的 I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping
这是什么,你在干什么? What's this? What are you doing?
这不是我弄的 This isn't me
洛基 Loki
索尔,奥丁之子 Thor Odinson
雷霆之神 God of Thunder
你可以把伞放下了 You can put down the umbrella
所以,地球现在有巫师了? So, Earth has wizards now?
正确的说法是,秘术法师 The preferred term is "Master of the Mystic Arts."
你就把那个放那吧 You can leave that now
好吧,巫师,你是谁,关我什么事? All right, wizard. Who are you? Why should I care?
我是史蒂芬·斯特兰奇博士,我有些问题想问你 My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you
请坐吧 Take a seat
茶? Tea?
我不喝茶 I don't drink tea
那你喝什么? What do you drink?
不是茶就行 Not tea
我有个关于其他世界人和物的关注清单 So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms
他们可能对这个世界有威胁 that may be a threat to this world
你那个收养的弟弟,洛基,就是其中之一 Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings
他可是当之无愧 He's a worthy inclusion
那你为什么还要带他来这儿? Then why bring him here?
我们在找我的父亲 We're looking for my father
所以,如果我告诉你奥丁在哪儿 So, if I were to tell you where Odin was,
所有相关人等就会立刻返回阿斯加德吗? all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?
立刻就走 Promptly
好极了,那我来帮你 Great! Then I'll help you
如果你知道他在哪儿,为什么不给我打个电话? If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
我得跟你说清楚,他不愿被打扰,态度很坚决 I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed
你父亲说他选择继续流放 Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile
而且你也没有电话 And you don't have a phone
也是,我没个电话 No, I don't have a phone,
但是你可以发封电子信函啊,叫电子邮件 but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email
- 没有错,那你有台电脑吗? - 没有,干什么用的? - Yeah, do you have a computer? - No. What for?
算了,我父亲的流放到此为止 Anyway, my father is no longer in exile
所以,如果你能告诉我他在哪里,我就能把他带回家 So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home
乐意至极,他在挪威 Gladly. He's in Norway
我在看看这个咒语需不需要加点阿斯加德语的调整 I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications
不用 Nope
你能不能别这样了? Will you stop doing that?
我需要一小绺你的头发 I need just one strand of your hair
我得好好说道说道,我的头发不是可以瞎搞的 Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with
咱们好好走路不行吗? We could have just walked
他正在等着你呢 He's waiting for you
好吧 All right
别忘了你的伞 Don't forget your umbrella
对 Yes
抱歉 Sorry
我觉得我还需要我弟弟回来 I suppose I'll need my brother back
哦,对哦 Yeah. Right
我坠落了三十分钟! I have been falling for 30 minutes!
现在你可以接手他了 You can handle him from here
对,当然了,非常感谢你的帮助 Yes. Of course. Thank you very much for your help
祝你好运 Good luck
接手我? 你谁啊? Handle me? Who are you?
洛基 Loki
你以为你是什么法师? You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
想都别想,你这个二流的... Don't think for one minute, you second- rate...
好啦,再会 Bye- bye
父亲 Father?
看看这个地方,太美了 Look at this place. It's beautiful
父亲,是我们 Father, it's us
我的儿子们 My sons
我在等你们 I've been waiting for you
我知道,我们是来接您回家的 I know. We've come to take you home
回家,对 Home, yes
你的母亲,她在召唤我 Your mother, she calls me
听到了吗? Do you hear it?
洛基,解除你的魔法 Loki, lift your magic
摆脱你的魔咒还是花了我好一会功夫的 Took me quite a while to break free from your spell
弗瑞卡（孩儿他妈）应该会很骄傲的 Frigga would have been proud
过来,陪我坐会儿吧,我的时间不多了 Come and sit with me. I don't have much time
我知道我们辜负了您 I know we failed you
但是我们会改正的 But we can make this right
是我辜负了你们 I failed you
近在眼前了,诸神黄昏 It is upon us. Ragnarok
不,我已经阻止了诸神黄昏,我了结了苏尔特尔 No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur
不 No
已经开始了,她要来了 It has already begun. She's coming
我用尽一生阻止她回来,但我大限已至 My life was all that held her back. But my time has come
我再也阻挡不了她了 I cannot keep her away any longer
父亲,您在说谁啊? Father, who are you talking about?
死亡之神,海拉 Goddess of Death. Hela
我的长女 My firstborn
你的姐姐 Your sister
您的什么? Your what?
她的暴力欲望膨胀到我无法控制 Her violent appetites grew beyond my control
我阻止不了她,于是我囚禁了她,把她锁了起来 I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. Locked her away
她的力量源于阿斯加德 She draws her strength from Asgard,
一旦她到了那里,她的力量将会无穷无尽 and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless
无论她是什么,我们可以一起阻止她,我们可以一起面对她 Whatever she is, we can stop her together. We can face her together
不,我们不能了 No, we won't
我已经在另一条路上了 I'm on a different path now
你们得独自面对了 This you must face alone
我爱你们,我的孩子们 I love you, my sons
看那边 Look at that
记住那个地方 Remember this place
家园 Home
哥哥 Brother
这就是你干的好事 This was your doing
这么说他走了 So he's gone
真遗憾,我本想亲眼看看 That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that
想必你就是海拉吧 You must be Hela
我是索尔,奥丁之子 I'm Thor, son of Odin
真的吗? 你可长的不像他 Really? You don't look like him
也许我们可以达成个协议 Perhaps we can come to an arrangement
你听起来像他 You sound like him
跪下 Kneel
你说什么? Beg your pardon?
跪下 Kneel
在你们的女王面前 Before your queen
我可不这么认为 I don't think so
这不可能 It's not possible
亲爱的,你根本不知道什么叫可能 Darling, you have no idea what's possible
把我们带回去 Bring us back!
不 No!
洛基 Loki!
你是谁? 你把索尔怎样了? Who are you? What have you done with Thor?
我是海拉 I'm Hela
我就是个扫地的 I'm just a janitor
你看上去是个机灵鬼,求生欲很强嘛 You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts
想不想要一份差事? How would you like a job?
你是个战士吗? Are you a fighter?
还是食物? Or are you food?
我只是路过而已 I'm just passing through
那就是食物喽 It is food
给我跪下 On your knees
他是我的 He's mine
等等 Wait!
他是我的 He's mine
所以如果你们想要他的话,得先过我这关 So if you want him, you go through me
但是他已经在我们手上 But we've already got him
行吧,那我就过你们这关喽 All right, then. I guess I go through you
多些食物罢了 More food
谢谢你 Thank you
这里是拾荒者142号,我需要降落许可并拜会老板 Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss
我逮了个特别的东西 I've got something special
嘿,你要把我带哪儿去? Hey! Where are you taking me?
回答我 Answer me!
嘿 Hey!
我是索尔,奥丁之子,我要回到阿斯加德去 I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard
万分抱歉,殿下 Many apologies, your majesty
我注意到了,你们不知道我是谁 It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am
我是海拉,奥丁的第一子嗣 I am Hela, Odin's firstborn,
阿斯加德军团的指挥官 the commander of the Legions of Asgard,
王位的合法继承人,死亡之神 the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death
我父王已死 My father is dead
王子们也不在了,不必客气了 As are the princes. You're welcome
我们曾是这个宇宙中绝对力量之所在 We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos
我们的霸权无人能企及 Our supremacy was unchallenged
奈何奥丁止步于九界 Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms
我们的天命是统治其他所有世界 Our destiny is to rule over all others
我回来就是为了要重振雄风 And I am here to restore that power
臣服于我 Kneel before me
并加入我伟大征程的队伍 and rise into the ranks of my great conquest
不论你是谁 Whoever you are,
不论你干了什么,立刻投降 whatever you've done, surrender now!
否则我们绝不手下留情 Or we will show you no mercy
不论我是谁,你有听到一句我说的话了吗? Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said?
这是最后一次警告! This is your last warning!
我还以为见到我你们会很高兴呢 I thought you'd be happy to see me
好吧 Fine
冲啊 Charge!
哦,我真是怀念这种感觉 I've missed this
尽管如此,很是可悲啊 Still, it's a shame
多好的士兵死得毫无意义 Good soldiers dying for nothing,
全是因为他们目光短浅 all because they couldn't see the future
可悲 Sad
看呐,还活着呢 Look, still alive
回心转意了? Change of heart?
从哪个洞爬出来的就滚回哪里吧! Go back to whatever cave you crept out of
你这邪恶的魔鬼 You evil demoness!
去看看我的宫殿吧 Let's go see my palace
别害怕,找到你了 Fear not, for you are found
你到家了,没有退路 You are home, and there is no going back
没有人能离开这里 No one leaves this place
但这是什么地方呢? But what is this place?
答案是:萨卡星 The answer is Sakaar
被众多宇宙传送门环绕 Surrounded by cosmic gateways,
萨卡星坐落在已知世界与未知世界的交界 Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown
这里是所有遭遗落、失爱事物的汇集点 It is the collection point for all lost and unloved things
像你一样 Like you
但是在萨卡,你是意义非凡的 But here on Sakaar, you are significant
你是有价值的 You are valuable
在这里你是备受爱戴的 Here you are loved
什么鬼? What the hell?
高天尊:来自宇宙中最古老的种族 没有谁比高天尊更加爱你 And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster
他是始祖,第一个遗落者和第一个被发现者 He is the original, the first lost and the first found
萨卡的创造者 The creator of Sakaar,
冠军争霸之父 and father of the Contest of Champions
曾经的你微不足道,现在的你举足轻重 Where once you were nothing, now you are something
你是高天尊的宝贝 You are the property of the Grandmaster
祝贺 Congratulations!
你将会在五秒钟后谒见高天尊 You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds
做好准备 Prepare yourself
你要谒见高天尊了 You are now meeting the Grandmaster
他很优秀哦,是个"他"吧(还是"她")? He's wonderful. It is a he?
是个"他" It is a he
我喜欢你的来访,142号 I love when you come to visit, 142
你总是带给我最好的货 You bring me the best stuff
Topaz,每次咱们聊起拾荒者142号 Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, about Scrapper 142,
我都是怎么说来着? 她是最..."B"来头的 what do I always say? "She is the..." And it starts with a "B"
废物 Trash
不,不是废物 No, not trash
你就是在等着那样称呼她吗? 那不是以"B"开头的啊 Were you waiting just to call her that? It doesn't start with a "B"
必醉母夜叉 Booze hag
非常抱歉,不,是"棒",我刚才就想说"棒" I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best."
因为我一直说你是最棒的 'Cause I always say you're the best
她曾带给我备受爱戴的冠军,你懂的 She brought me my beloved champion, you know
她每次来您都那么说 You say that every time she's here
你今天给我带什么来了? 说说看 What have you brought today? Tell me
一个争冠者 A contender
一个什么? A what?
那我得走近点,我想仔细看一看 I need to go closer. I want to get a closer look at this
你能把咱们挪近一点吗? 谢谢 Can you take us closer? Thank you
赏这位女士 Pay this lady
先他妈给我等一下 Just wait a damn minute
我不是可以买卖的 I'm not for sale
哎呦喂,他真是个战士 Man, he's a fighter
我要一千万 I take 10 million
告诉她,做梦去吧 Tell her she's dreaming
看在老天份上,麻溜点转账吧 For heaven's sakes, transfer the units
你会为此付出代价的 You'll pay for this
不,我已为此收到代价了 No, I got paid for this
现在我想知道 Here's what I wanna know
你是谁? Who are you?
我是雷霆之神 I am the God of Thunder
我可没听见什么雷声,你手指头那儿是什么,小电火花? I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that sparkles?
我们找到你的表弟了 We've located your cousin
太好了 Good!
来吧,我觉得你会喜欢这个的 Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this
他来了 There he is
嘿,表弟 Hey, cuz
我们差点没找到你,你藏哪儿去了? We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding?
嗨 Hi
所以 So...
求求你 Please
对不起 I'm sorry
是呀 Yeah
卡罗 Carlo...
我宽恕你了 I pardon you
谢谢你 Thank you
拿命来,你就被正式宽恕了 You're officially pardoned. From life
救救我 Help me
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
我踩到了,我踩到了,看看呐 I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look!
哇,这味道 The smell
闻起来像什么? What does it smell like?
面包烤糊了 Burnt toast
真是失礼啊 What happened to my manners?
我还没正式介绍我自己呢 I haven't properly introduced myself
来吧,跟我来 Come on. Follow me
我的名字是高天尊 My name is Grandmaster
我主持着一个小小的滑稽秀,名叫:冠军争霸 I preside over a little harlequinade called the Contest of Champions
来自四面八方的家伙们勉勉强强地参与其中 People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it
而你,我的朋友,可是新秀大咖的一员 And you, my friend, might just be part of the new cast
你意下如何? What do you say to that?
我们不是朋友,并且我对你的游戏屁点兴趣也没有 We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games
我要回阿斯加德去 I'm going back to Asgard
阿斯屁德 Ass- gard
一二三四 One, two, three, four
我下方的时空里有个虫洞 There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me
在那一刻,我就信马由缰了 At that moment, I let go
洛基? Loki?
洛基,洛基! Loki! Loki!
这边,这边 Over here. Over here
- 失陪一会 - 洛基! - Excuse me one second - Loki!
- 什么? - 你还活着? - What? - You're alive?
- 是的,我当然还活着 - 你在这儿干什么? - Yes, of course I'm alive - What are you doing here?
你什么意思,我在这儿干什么? 我被困在这把破椅子上了 What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in this stupid chair
- 你的椅子呢? - 我没有椅子 - Where's your chair? - I didn't get a chair
- 帮我脱身,把我弄出去 - 不行啊 - Get me out of this one. Get me out - I can't
- 不行 - 什么? - I can't - What?
我和这个人交了朋友,他被称为:高天尊 I've made friends with this man. He's called the Grandmaster
- 他是个疯子 - 我已得到他的青睐 - He's crazy! - I've gained his favor
几周前,彩虹桥把我甩出到这里来的 The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago
- 几周前? - 对 - Weeks ago? - Yes
我才刚到这里 I just got here
你们在窃窃私语什么呢? What are you whispering about?
时间在这些地界的运行还真不一样 Time works real different around these parts
在其它的世界,我可能得有几百万岁了 On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old
但是在萨卡星 But here on Sakaar...
无论如何,你得明白 In any case, you know this...
你称自己是雷公? You call yourself Lord of Thunder?
雷神,告诉他 God of Thunder. Tell him
我这辈子从来没见过这个人 I've never met this man in my life
收养的:复仇者联盟中,托尔曾提过洛基是收养的
- 他是我的弟弟 - 收养来的 - He's my brother - Adopted
他是做战士的料吗? Is he any kind of a fighter?
你把这玩意从我脖子上弄走,我让你看看是不是 You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you
听听,他在威胁我呢 Now, listen to that. He's threatening me
嘿,小火花,我们谈个条件 Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal
如果你想回到那个阿什么...阿斯饱嗝的地方 If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg...
阿斯加德 Asgard
任何能击败我的冠军的争冠者 Any contender who defeats my champion,
都将赢得自由 their freedom they shall win
行,那就快指出来,我要把谁的屁股踢开花 Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!
这才是争冠者该有的样子 That's what I call, contender
尊驾,这边请 Direction would be this way, Lord
洛基 Loki!
嘿,放松点,哥们儿 Hey. Take it easy, man
看这边 Over here
一堆石头跟你打招呼呢,这边 The pile of rocks waving at you. Here
对,我的确是个活物儿,我是一个生物体 Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being
自我介绍一下 Allow me to introduce myself
我叫科恩格,我算是这的头儿 My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here
我是石头做的,这你能看得出来,但你别被吓着 I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you
你不用怕,除非你是剪刀做的 You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors
开个"石头剪刀布"的玩笑啦 Just a little rock- paper- scissor joke for you
这位是我非常要好的朋友,米克 This is my very good friend over here, Miek
他是个有两把手刀的虫子 He's an insect and has knives for hands
你是个克鲁南人? You're a Kronan, aren't you?
- 我是 - 你是怎么沦落至此的? - That I am - How'd you end up in here?
我想发动一场起义,但是没有印够宣传册 Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets
以致几乎没什么人来,除了我妈和她男朋友,我讨厌他 So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate
作为惩罚,我被发配到这,成了一名角斗士 As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator
就因为点宣传推广方面的悲剧,那次 Bit of a promotional disaster, that one
但是实际上我正在谋划另一次起义 But I'm actually organizing another revolution
但我不知道你对这些事感不感兴趣 I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that
你估摸着你感兴趣吗? Do you reckon you'd be interested?
怎么你... How did you...
啊,对,这整个东西就是个圆圈 Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle
但不是一个真的圆圈,更像是个怪圈 But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle
- 这完全不合理 - 对,这儿就没有合理的事,哥们儿 - This doesn't make any sense - No, nothing makes sense here, man
唯一合理的事就是这里没有合理的事 The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense
这有谁参加过高天尊的冠军争霸吗? Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
道哥参加过 Doug has
道哥! Doug!
道哥死了 Doug's dead
也是 That's right
所有跟高天尊的冠军打过的,都丧了命 Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes
那你呢? 你是石头做的 What about you? You're made of rocks
不结实的石头做的,你看,又碎了一块 Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone
我只是小打小闹,暖暖场什么的 Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot
稍等,你不是要去对阵他吧? Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
是的,没有错 Yes, I am
去跟他打,赢了,就离开这个鬼地方 Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place
道哥也说过一模一样的话 That's exactly what Doug used to say
再会,道哥二世 See you later, new Doug
就没有人记得我吗? Does no one remember me?
没人学过历史吗? Has no one been taught our history?
看看这些谎言吧 Look at these lies
推杯换盏,游园聚会? Goblets and garden parties?
和平协约? Peace treaties?
奥丁 Odin...
对成果志得意满 Proud to have it,
对过程羞于提及 ashamed of how he got it
我们曾所向披靡 We were unstoppable
在建立阿斯加德帝国的征战中,我是他的利刃 I was his weapon in the conquest that built Asgard's empire
一个接一个,开疆扩土 One by one, the realms became ours
但是就在那时,仅仅就因为我的雄心壮志高过了他 But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his,
他就流放我,囚禁我,把我当成动物一般锁住我 he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal
在那之前,阿斯加德的勇士们都无上荣耀 Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored,
他们的躯体以英雄的名义就安葬在这座宫殿下面 their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace
- 奥丁的财宝 - 假的 - Odin's treasures - Fake
这儿的大多数东西都是假的 Most of the stuff in here is fake
和虚的 Or weak
比我想的小啊 Smaller than I thought it would be
这个还不错 That's not bad
但是这个... But this...
永恒之火 The Eternal Flame
想不想见识一下什么是真正的力量? Want to see what true power really looks like?
芬里斯,我亲爱的,他们对你做了什么? Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
芬里斯:随同海拉征服九界的神兽
伴随永恒之火,汝于此刻重生 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn
我想念你们 I've missed you
想念你们所有的 I've missed you all
奥丁 Odin,
我愿您在英灵殿的殿堂永驻 I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla,
于此,勇者永垂不朽 where the brave shall live forever
我们需欣慰而非哀悼 Nor shall we mourn but rejoice,
对那些轰轰烈烈牺牲的烈士 for those that have died the glorious death
心痛,不是吗? Hurts, doesn't it?
被欺骗 Being lied to
被告知你是好样的,后来才知道全是瞎编的 Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction
你不会以为我会真的来看你吧,对不对? You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you?
这地方这么恶心 This place is disgusting
看这意思你是不想要我的帮助了? Does this mean you don't want my help?
你看啊,我不能危及我在高天尊那儿的处境 Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster
我费了不少功夫才赢得他的信任,他虽是个疯子,但还算靠谱 It took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable
我想告诉你的是,你可以和我一起加入到高天尊这边 What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side
也许,某个时候,高天尊有个什么闪失,然后... Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...
你不是真打算回去,对不对? You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you?
我们的姐姐,毁你的锤子就像毁块玻璃似的 Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass
她比我们两个都要强大,她比你强大 She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you
你毫无胜算 You don't stand a chance
你明白我说的意思吗? Do you understand what I'm saying here?
好吧 Fine
我猜我得一个人奋斗了 I guess I'll just have to go it alone
向来如此 Like I've always done
有什么要说的吗? Would you say something?
说话啊 Say something!
你想让我说什么? What would you like me to say?
你连自己的死都能伪装 You faked your own death,
你窃取王位,剥夺奥丁的权力 you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power,
把他困在地球致死,释放了死亡之神 stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death
我说的够不够? 还想让我把两天以前更远的事深挖一下吗? Have I said enough or would you like me to go back further than the past two days?
你知道吗? 他说的那个备受爱戴的冠军我还没见到 You know, I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks of,
但我听说那厮惊人的残暴 but I've heard he is astonishingly savage
我已经下了重注买你明天输 I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow
别让我失望 Don't let me down
滚开,鬼魂! Piss off, ghost!
他滚了 He's freaking gone
恶心! Yuck!
这上面到处都是某人的毛发和血 There's still someone's hair and blood all over this
伙计们,你们打完后能擦洗干净武器吗? Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight?
恶心的懒汉们 Disgusting slobs
索尔 Thor,
想不想用个大木叉?(傻叉?) wanna use a big wooden fork?
不要 No
也是,不怎么实用 Yeah, not really useful
除非你要跟三个挤成一团的吸血鬼对阵 Unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together
我真希望有我的锤子傍身啊 I really wish I had my hammer
锤子? Hammer?
非常独特 Quite unique
它由是一颗垂死之星核心的特殊金属做的 It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star
并且当我把它抡的非常非常快时,它能让我飞起来 And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly
你骑个锤子? You rode a hammer?
不,我不是骑锤子 No, I didn't ride the hammer
那是锤子骑你? The hammer rode you on your back?
不,我经常把它抡的飞快,然后它就会让我脱... No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the...
哦,我的天呐,一个锤子脱光你? Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off?
脱离地面,它会把我脱离地面,冲上天,我就飞起来了 The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would fly
每次我把它扔出去,它总能回到我的手里 Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me
听起来你和这锤子有种相当特别并且私密哒关系哦 Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer
失去了它相当于失去了一个挚爱 and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one
比喻的挺好 That's a nice way of putting it
我说了他们是我的 I said they're mine
看她,就是她把我弄进这儿的 See her, that's the one that put me in here
对,拾荒者142号 Yeah. Scrapper 142
得当心着点那些阿斯加德人,哥们儿 Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man
他们的命硬的很 They are hard to perish
阿斯加德人? Asgardian?
嘿 Hey
别再拿那玩意整我,我只想聊聊 Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk
阿斯加德危在旦夕 Asgard is in danger
天呐,你是个女武神 My God, you're a Valkyrie
我小时候就想做个武神 I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger,
直到后来我发现你们都是女的 until I found out that you were all women
当然,不是说女人有问题,我喜欢女人 There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women
甚至有时候喜欢的有点过头 Sometimes a little too much
不是以那种猥琐的方式,更多的是充满敬意的欣赏（很会拽词儿嘛） Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation
我觉得有这么一支女中豪杰组成的精锐军队非常赞! I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors
无论何时都是如此 It's about time
你说完了吗? Are you done?
雷公,轮到你了 Lord of Thunder, you're up
拜托,帮帮我,我需要你的帮助 Please, help me. I need your help
再见 Bye
好吧,那么你不是个叛徒就是个懦夫! Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward
因为女武神都是发过誓言要护卫王位的 Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne
好好听着,殿下,这儿是萨卡,不是阿斯加德 Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard
我是一个拾荒者,不是什么女武神 And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie
把他带进来开整 Bring him in for processing
没有人能逃离这个地方,所以怎么着你都死定了 And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway
现在,你别动 Now, don't you move
我的手可没以前那么稳了 My hands ain't as steady as they used to be
我咧个亲爹! 你可不能剪我的头发! By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair,
免得让你感受威猛索尔的雷霆怒火 lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor
拜托,拜托,慈悲先生,千万别剪我的头发 Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair
求你了,不! Please! No!
不! No!
大家都看看,怎样的一场秀! 怎样的一个夜晚! Look at all of you. What a show! What a night!
都开心吧? Who's having fun?
有礼了,我是你们的主持人 Please, I'm your host
再来一轮热烈掌声送给所有热身赛的选手们 Big round of applause for all of our undercard competitors,
他们今天死的太凄惨了 who today died so gruesomely
让人赞叹的竞技 Good sports
怎样的一场秀! 怎样的一个夜晚! What a show! What a night!
各位和我一样,不虚此行 This is what you've come for, and so have I
现在,闲话少说 And now, without further ado,
这是主赛事时间 it's main event time
尽管是首次登场,但他看上去相当有前途 Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising,
有两把刷子 got a couple of tricks up his sleeve
我不再多说,大家亲自见证 I'll say no more, see what you think
女士们先生们,有请... Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
雷公 Lord of Thunder
注意他的手指,会放电火花哦 Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks
OK,就是这样 Okay, this is it
让我们准备好欢迎这位,他来了 Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes
他这个生灵 He is a creature
怎么说呢? What can we say about him?
他与众不同,无人能及 Well, he's unique. There's none like him
我感觉冥冥之中与他相连 I feel a special connection with him
他是不可战胜的 He's undefeated
他是擂王 He's the reigning
他是卫冕者 He's the defending
女士们,先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
有请... I give you...
你们的无敌 Your Incredible...
浩克 Hulk!
耶! Yes!
我得离开这个星球 I have to get off this planet
嘿嘿嘿,你要去哪儿? Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
我们彼此认识 We know each other
他是我的一个工友 He's a friend from work
你到哪里去了? Where have you been?
大家都以为你死了 Everybody thought you were dead
不过上次见面后发生了好多事情 But so much has happened since I last saw you
我的锤子也没有了 I lost my hammer
像是昨天发生的一样,所以记忆犹新啊 Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh
洛基,洛基还活着,你能相信吗? Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it?
他就在那上面 He's up there
洛基,看看这是谁! Loki! Look who it is!
班纳,我从不会想到我会说这些话 Banner, I never thought I would say this,
但是我见到你太开心 but I'm happy to see you
浩克,浩克,浩克 Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
班纳 Banner
嘿,班纳 Hey, Banner!
没班纳,只浩克 No Banner. Only Hulk
你在干什么? What are you doing?
是我,是索尔 It's me. It's Thor!
班纳,我们是朋友 Banner, we're friends
这太扯了,我不想伤害你 This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you!
来劲了 Here we go
不是吧? What?
嘿,大块头 Hey, big guy
太阳落的真低啊 The sun's getting real low
这就对了,太阳就要落山了 That's it. The sun's going down
我不会再伤害你了 I won't hurt you anymore
没人再会伤害你了 No one will
耶! Yes!
就是这种感觉! That's how it feels!
我真是这比赛的铁粉啊! I'm just a huge fan of the sport
好吧,不管了 All right. Screw it
我知道你在里面,班纳,我要把你弄出来 I know you're in there, Banner. I'll get you out!
你怎么回事啊? 你让我很尴尬! What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me!
我还跟他们说咱俩是朋友! I told them we were friends!
雷电! 雷电! 雷电! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
又是一天,又一个道哥 Another day, another Doug
那边在吵闹什么呢? What is that noise?
民众不怎么守规矩了 The common folk aren't exactly falling in line
有股抵抗力量正在试图冲击正门 There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates
跟我说说你自己吧,史克吉 Tell me about yourself, Skurge
恩,我父亲是个石匠,我母亲是个... Well, Me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was...
对,我得打断你一下,我的意思是 Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. What I meant was,
你的志向是什么? what's your ambition?
我只是想找个机会证明一下自己 I just want a chance to prove myself
认同感 Recognition
在我小的时候 When I was young,
每个伟大的国王都有个行刑官 every great king had an executioner
这个角色不仅仅是处决人 Not just to execute people,
也要他去贯彻国王的意志 but also to execute their vision
当然主要是处决人 But mainly to execute people
不管怎么说,这是一份无上的荣誉 Still, it was a great honor
我曾是奥丁的行刑官 I was Odin's executioner
你将是我的行刑官 And you shall be my executioner
开始我们的征途吧 Let's begin our conquest
史克吉,那把剑在哪儿? Skurge, where's the sword?
那把剑是开启彩虹桥的钥匙 That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost
那些你刚才提到的民众,那些不守规矩的人 Those people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line...
把他们召集起来 Round them up
借过一下 Excuse me
抱歉啊,这些鬼东西到处都是 Sorry about that. These bloody things are everywhere
快点吧 Come on
你们在这儿是安全的 You'll be safe here
咱俩没事了吧? Are we cool?
浩克在泡热水澡 It's Hulk in a hot tub
你这样多长时间了? So how long have you been like that?
什么样? Like what?
像这样,又大又绿又蠢 Like this. Big, and green, and stupid
浩克一直是浩克 Hulk always Hulk
你怎么来这儿的? How'd you get here?
赢来的 Winning
你是指作弊吧? You mean cheating?
你打赢的时候,他们有没有带着这个东西啊?(高天尊控制输赢) Were they wearing one of these when you won?
你是怎么抵达这里的? How'd you arrive here?
昆式战机 Quinjet
好极了,那么昆式战机现在在哪儿呢? Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
裸着呀 That's naked
他是一丝不挂 He's very naked
这画面现在挥之不去了 It's in my brain now
昆式战机 Quinjet
太好了 Yes!
我们一起逃出去 I'm getting us out of here
这个糟地方,烂地方 This terrible, awful place
你一定会喜欢阿斯加德的,恢弘壮丽,金碧辉煌,光芒四射 You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny
浩克留 Hulk stay
不不不,我的人民需要我回到阿斯加德 No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard
我们必须阻止"诸神黄昏" We must prevent Ragnarok
诸神黄昏? Ragnarok?
预言中我家园的灭亡,末日,万劫不复... The prophesied death of my home world. The end of days, it's the end of...
如果你帮我回到阿斯加德 If you help me get back to Asgard,
我就能帮你回到地球 I can help you get back to Earth
地球讨厌浩克 Earth hate Hulk
地球爱浩克,他们爱你 Earth loves Hulk. They love you
你是复仇者联盟的一员,团队的一员,我们的朋友 You're one of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends
朋友就应该这样做,他们互相支持 This is what friends do. They support each other
你是班纳的朋友 You're Banner's friend
我不是班纳的朋友,我更钟意你 I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you
班纳的朋友 Banner's friend
我都不喜欢班纳 I don't even like Banner
"我正钻研数字,科学等等等等" "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."
索尔去,浩克留 Thor go. Hulk stay
好吧 Fine
待在这儿 Stay here
这个蠢地方,丑到哭,顺便吐槽一下 Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way
这大红、大白,挑个颜色吧,搞笑啊 The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous
砸扁你 Smash you
你什么都没砸扁,我赢了那场比赛 You didn't smash anything. I won that fight
- 我砸扁了你 - 是是是,对对对 - I smashed you - Yeah, sure, sure
- 婴儿胳膊 - 什么? - Baby arms - What?
婴儿 Baby
白痴,你个巨婴 Moron! You big child
索尔走 Thor go!
我在走 I am going
索尔再走啊 Thor go again
索尔在家了 Thor home
浩克训练 Hulk trains
真行啊,开心些 That's great. Have fun
- 嘿,大块头 - 疯丫头 - Hey, big guy - Angry girl
你最近在忙啥呢? What have you been up to?
赢 Winning
海姆达尔,我知道你能看到我 Heimdall, I know you can see me
我需要你帮助我 I need you to help me
帮我看到 Help me see
我能看见你,但你太遥远了 I see you, but you're far away
这里发生了什么? What's going on here?
你自己来看吧 Come see for yourself
我领大家在一座先祖建造的要塞中避难 I'm providing refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors
但如果要塞沦陷了,那我们唯一的生路就是彩虹桥 But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost
你的意思是撤离阿斯加德? You're talking about evacuating Asgard?
留在这里我们将无以为继 We won't last long if we stay
她从阿斯加德汲取力量,并且一天比一天强大 She draws her power from Asgard and grows stronger every day
快点 Come on
海拉野心勃勃 Hela is ravenous
如果我姑息她,她会让九界乃至整个宇宙生灵涂炭 If I let her leave, she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos
我们需要你 We need you
我正在想办法,可我都不知道我到底在哪儿? I'm working on it. But I don't even know where the hell I am
你处在一个被众多传送门环绕的星球,穿过其中一个 You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one
- 哪个? - 最大的那个 - Which one? - The big one
索尔难过 Thor sad
闭嘴 Shut up
索尔难过 Thor sad
我没有难过,你个笨蛋 I'm not sad, you idiot
我炸毛了! I'm pissed off!
怒啊! 我失去了我的父亲 Angry. I lost my father
我失去了我的锤子 I lost my hammer
- 唠叨,哭,婴儿一样哭 - 你根本就没在听 - Whining and crying. Cry like baby - You're not even listening
别踢东西了! Don't kick stuff
你真是个烂朋友 You're being a really bad friend
你才是烂朋友 You bad friend!
- 知道我们叫你什么吗? - 不知道 - You know what we call you? - No
我们叫你笨蛋复仇者 We call you the stupid Avenger
你是渣渣复仇者 You're tiny Avenger!
搞毛啊,疯了吗? What, are you crazy?
是的 Yes
你知道吗? 地球确实讨厌你 You know what? Earth does hate you
不要 No
对不起,我不该那么说 I'm sorry I said those things
你不是笨蛋复仇者,没人叫你笨蛋复仇者 You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger
好啦 It's okay
只是你不能朝人乱扔盾牌,刚才差点害死我（砸到花花草草也不好） You just can't go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me
我知道,对不起,我就总是很生气 I know. I'm sorry. I just get so angry all the time
浩克一直,一直生气 Hulk always, always angry
我知道,我们是一样的,你和我 I know. We're the same, you and I
我们就是一对脑门发热的傻瓜 We're just a couple of hot- headed fools
对,一样的,浩克（热情）似火,索尔（柔情）似水 Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water
我们俩都像火 We're kind of both like fire
但是浩克是真火 But Hulk like real fire
浩克是熊熊大火 Hulk like raging fire
索尔是星星小火 Thor like smoldering fire
浩克,我需要你帮我一把 Hulk, I need you to do something for me
疯丫头 Angry girl
这是怎么啦? What's going on?
你真是蠢笨至极以致于看不出 You're so thick- headed that you can't tell
某些人穿越宇宙一路躲藏就是为了清静清静? when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone?
- 我们需要谈谈 - 不对,是你想跟我谈 - We need to talk - No, you wanna talk to me
我需要她留下 I need her to stay
留? Stay?
堵住! Block
留 Stay
- 拜托 - 拜托了 - Please - Please
好吧 All right
这样吧 Here's the deal
我会听你说到 I'll listen to you
喝完这瓶为止 till this is empty
阿斯加德危在旦夕,人民命悬一线 Asgard is in danger and people are dying
我们得赶回去,我需要你的帮助 We need to get back there. I need your help
喝完了,再见 Finished. Bye
奥丁已去世了 Odin is dead
死亡之神-海拉,入侵阿斯加德 Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard
如果海拉回来了,那么阿斯加德就已经沦陷了 If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost
我要去阻止她 I'm going to stop her
- 就凭你? - 不是 - Alone? - Nope
我正在集结一支队伍 I'm putting together a team
有我,你,还有大块头 It's me, you, and the big guy
不,不要队伍,只要浩克 No. No team. Only Hulk
我和你并肩作战 It's me and you
我觉得你得孤军奋战了 I think it's only you
听着,女武神是阿斯加德 Please, listen. The Valkyrie are legend
传奇的精英勇士,发过誓言护卫王位 Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne
我可不想掺和到另一场奥丁的家族纷争里去了 I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles
- 这话是什么意思? - 你的姐姐 - What's that supposed to mean? - Your sister
她的力量源于阿斯加德,和你一样 Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours
当她的力量超出奥丁的控制时,她屠杀宫殿里的所有人 When it grew beyond Odin's control she massacred everyone in the palace
并且试图篡位 and tried to seize the throne
在她试图逃离流放地的时候 When she tried to escape her banishment
他派女武神去击退她 he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back
我独活了下来,因为... I only survived because...
你看,在我相信王权的时候,我已经对抗过她一次了 Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne,
那一次让我失去了一切 and it cost me everything
这是阿斯加德的症结所在 That's what's wrong with Asgard
什王位,秘密,整个就是金灿灿的华丽伪装 The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham
我赞同 I agree
少跟我套近乎 Don't get familiar
我赞成 I agree
这就是为什么我拒绝了王位 That's why I turned down the throne
但是这次和王位无关,这次事关人民生死 But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people
他们在垂死边缘,而他们也是你的人民 They're dying and they're your people, too
忘了吧 Forget it
我已经忘掉了 I have
- OK - OK - Okay - Okay
- 好,好极了 - 好极了 - Good. Great - Great
谢谢你 Thank you
- 谢我什么? - 这个 - For what? - For this
你没看见,对不对? Didn't see that, did you?
嗯...,舒服多了 There...That's better
你知道吗? 继续吧 You know, go ahead
留在这里,继续帮那个疯子奴役人们 Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic
继续喝酒,继续逃避 Keep drinking, keep hiding
但是我... But me...
我选择直奔我的问题,而不是逃避它们 I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them
因为那才是 Because that's what...
因为那才是英雄所为 Because that's what heroes do
朋友留 Friend stay!
Yes! Yes!
快点 Come on
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索尔 Thor
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索尔,奥丁之子 Thor, son of Odin
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雷霆之神 God of Thunder
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最强复仇者 Strongest Avenger
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最强大的复仇者 Strongest Avenger
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尼玛,斯塔克 Damn you, Stark
《复联1》中,斯塔克嘲笑托尔长得像电影《惊爆点》男主
惊爆点 Point Break
欢迎你,惊爆点 Welcome, Point Break
朋友留 Friend stay!
不,不 No, no, no!
停住 Stop!
留 Stay!
浩克,别再打坏东西了 Hulk, stop breaking everything!
别走 Don't go!
干得好,大块头 Nice work, big guy
我们不知道奥创去哪儿,但是你飞得太高太快 We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast
所以,我需要你把这只大鸟掉头,好吗? So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
在隐形模式下我们没办法追踪到你 We can't track you in stealth mode,
我需要你帮我搞定,好吗? so I need you to help me out. Okay?
我需要你... I need you to...
不,不,班纳 No! No, Banner!
哦,天啊 Oh, jeez
班纳 Banner
你还好吗,班纳? You all right, Banner?
太阳就要落山了,太阳就要落山了 Sun's going down. Sun's going down
这就对了,深呼吸 That's it, breathe
我不会伤害你的 I won't hurt you
太阳就要落山了 Sun's going down
- 索尔 - 是我 - Thor - Yeah
你的头发怎么回事? What happened to your hair?
有个老混蛋把我的头发剪了 Some creepy old man cut it off
- 看起来还不错 - 多谢 - It looks good - Thanks
我们在哪儿? 小娜怎么样? Where are we? How's Nat?
- 娜塔莎挺好的,我确定 - 她还好吗? - Nat is good, I'm sure - Is she okay?
- 索科维亚怎么样了? - 索科维亚? - And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia?
那个城市,索科维亚,我们成功拯救它了吗? The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?
- 班纳,听我说 - 什么? - Banner, listen - What?
索科维亚,奥创,那都是两年以前的事了 Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago
你在说什么? What are you saying?
什么? What?
我这两年一直是浩克? I've been Hulk for two years?
恐怕是这样 I'm afraid so
到底发生了什么? What the hell happened?
班纳,有些事你得知道 Banner, there's something you should know
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班纳 Banner
欢迎,最强大的复仇者 Welcome, strongest Avenger
什么? What?
舰船日志 Ship's log
索尔,我们在哪儿? Thor, where are we?
嗯,这个嘛 Yeah, about that
萨卡的人民,注意了,我有几个坏消息告诉你们 Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news
我备受爱戴的尊贵冠军不见了 My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing
走上街头,为我的冠军庆祝吧 Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion
那是谁? Who's that?
他算是这个地方的统治者吧 He kind of runs the place
其实你一直住在他那里 You actually lived at his house for awhile
- 是吗? - 是的 - I did? - Yeah
发生了很多事,你和我最近还打了一架 Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently
- 我赢了吗? - 没有,我赢了,小菜一碟 - Did I win? - No, I won. Easily
听着不太对劲儿啊 Doesn't sound right
是吧,这是真的 Well, it's true
看来是那个罪恶诱惑人的雷公把他拐走了 It seems that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away
是诱惑人的雷神,我们得走了 Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move
不 Oh, no
这太糟糕了 This is bad
这,这真的是太糟糕了 This is really, really bad
索尔,我觉得我有些慌啊 Thor, I think I'm freaking out
别别别 No, no, no
别慌,你没事的,把这些穿上 Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on
这些是托尼的衣服 These are Tony's clothes
- 我知道,快点吧 - 他在这儿吗? - I know, come on - Is he here?
不,他不在这儿,不过听着,保持镇定,OK? No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay?
太阳就要落山了,太阳落的真低啊,太阳就要落山了 The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. Sun's going down
我不爽啊! I'm upset!
我非常不爽 I'm very upset
知道我不爽时喜欢干什么吗? 责罚 You know what I like about being upset? The blame
现在,这就是我所处的心理状态,知道我要责罚谁吗? Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?
- 高天尊,我可以... - 嘿! - Grandmaster, I can... - Hey!
别打断我 Don't interrupt me!
给你 Here you go
为什么你要递给我熔化手杖? Why are you handing me the melt stick?
他打断我 He was interrupting
这不是什么重大犯罪 That's not a capital violation
说到哪了? Where was I?
我的宝贝冠军不见了 My precious champion has come up missing,
都怪那个什么雷公,都是因为他 and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him
你的哥哥 Your brother
不管你们的故事是什么,又是收养,又是其他的错综复杂 Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated, or you know
我敢肯定,是一长串历史 I'm sure there's a big history
还有你的"夺冠者" And your contender...
我亲爱的朋友 My dear friend,
给我十二个小时的时间,我会把他们两个活捉回来交给你您 if you were to give me 12 hours, I could bring them both back to you. Alive
给我两小时就够了 I could do it in two
那我一小时 I could do it in one
别争了 Let's stop there
你们知道吗? 我今天早上起床的时候,就想搞个公开处决 You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution
但是现在,我会先把这乐趣缓缓 But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little
谁会先抓到他呢? "Who's gonna get him first?"
所以,你们得争分夺秒了 So, you're on the clock
你干了些什么? What have you done?
我并不需向你汇报,弱鸡 I don't answer to you, lackey
是洛基 It's Loki
你得跟高天尊汇报 And you will answer to the Grandmaster
为什么你帮我哥哥和那个绿色的笨蛋逃走? Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
我谁也没有帮 I don't help anyone
你是个女武神 You're a Valkyrie
我以为女武神全都惨死他乡了 I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths
你说话给我小心一点 Choose your next words wisely
非常非常抱歉,一定是段惨痛无比的回忆 I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory
太阳就要落山了,落得真低啊 The sun's going down. It's getting really low
太阳就要落山了,落得真低啊\ The sun's going down. It's getting real low
哦,见鬼啊 Oh, shoot
- 太阳就要落山了 - 你能别再说那些了吗? - Sun's getting low - Would you stop saying that?
我只是希望你保持冷静 I just need you to stay calm
冷静? 我特么在一个外星星球上! Calm? I'm on an alien planet!
只是个星球而已,你以前也待过一个星球上啊 It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before
对,一个 Yeah. One
现在你待过两个了,这是件好事 Now you've been on two. That's a good thing
这是全新的体验 It's a new experience
我的神经细胞,它们发回的信息量远远超出我大脑能处理的极限 My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information
这次整件事是完完全全地不一样 The whole thing is totally different this time
以前,我总是感觉到浩克和我一人一手掌控着方向盘 In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel
但是这一次,像是他拿着车钥匙而我被锁在后车箱里 But this time, it's like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk
你现在回来了,这才是最重要的 All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters
不是的,这和什么重要没关系 No, it's not what matters
我要告诉你的是,如果我再变成浩克 What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again,
班纳可能再也回不来了 Banner may never come back
而我们就被困在这个被设计用来让我崩溃的星球上 And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out
我们没有被困住,我正在想方设法让我们回家 We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home
谢谢你 Thank you
尽管不是你的家,是阿斯加德,我的家 Not your home, though. Asgard. My home
什么? What?
听着,我的人民现在命悬一线 Listen, my people are in great danger
你和我,我们必须一起来对付这个超级强大的生物 You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being,
也就是我的姐姐 who also happens to be my sister
OK,这一切太错乱了 Okay, that is so wrong on so many...
我不想跟你姐姐打,这是家务事 I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue
不是的,她是个邪恶的化身 No, she's an evil being
我不在乎她是什么 I don't care what she is
我不想再和任何生物打斗了,我厌倦了 I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it
- 什么? - 我刚刚告诉你了 - What? - I just told you
如果我再变成浩克,我可能再也回不来了 If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again
而你不在乎 And you don't care
不,不是这样的,我正在集结一支队伍 No, no. I'm putting together the team
浩克是火 The Hulk is the fire
等等,你只是利用我来接近浩克 Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk
- 什么? 不! - 这过份了啊 - What? No! - It's gross
你根本不在乎我,你不是我的朋友 You don't care about me. You're not my friend
不,我根本不喜欢浩克,他总是... No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like...
砸呀,砸呀,砸呀 "Smash, smash, smash."
我更喜欢你 I prefer you
谢了 Thanks
但是恕我直言,当要和邪恶化身作战时 But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings,
他就很强大,很顶用 he is very powerful and useful
对,班纳也一样强大顶用 Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too
尽管如此,但是...? Is he though?
浩克拿过多少博士学位? 零 How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero
班纳拿过多少博士学位? 七个 How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven
好吧,你不用跟任何人作战 Fine, you don't have to fight anyone
但是我们在这很危险,赶紧走吧 But we're in danger here, so we have to move
你拿它干什么? What are you doing with that?
我需要伪装,我是个逃亡者 I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive
- 我需要伪装 - 你自己就是伪装 - I need a disguise - You are the disguise
- 我伪装成托尼·斯塔克 - 什么? - I'll be Tony Stark - What?
没错,托尼和吉普赛人 Yeah. Tony and the gypsy
不不,你不是托尼,你是布鲁斯,布鲁斯·班纳 No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner
那你为什么让我穿成托尼的样子? Then why did you dress me up like Tony?
因为你之前一丝不挂 Because you were naked
好吧,我给你秀一下 Okay, I'll give you that
你在干什么呢? 别弄了 What are you doing? Stop doing that!
托尼穿的裤子超级紧 Tony wears his pants super tight
- 快住手吧 - 不好意思 - Stop it! - I'm sorry
- 你怎么这么怪异了? - 我不知道 - Why are you being so weird? - I don't know
可能是因为我被困两年 Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years
在一头野兽里面,让我有些怪异 inside of a monster made me a little weird
嘿,没事的 Hey. It's okay
没事的,冷静,来吧 You're good. Calm down. Come on
听着,我们要去阿斯加德 Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard
今后你再也不用去想浩克的事了,好吗? and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?
好吧 All right
这可不妙 This is bad
班纳,班纳 Banner! Banner!
班纳 Banner!
索尔 Thor!
嗨 Hi
我,我正要那么做 I was gonna do that
好啊,我先做了 Yeah, well, I did it first
很好,你在这儿干什么? That's good. What are you doing here?
你在这儿干什么? 我以为你走了 What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving
我有些杂事要处理 I got sidetracked
这个是 What's with the...
这是我的伪装 It's my disguise
但是我能看到你的脸 But I can see your face
这样一弄你就看不到了 Not when I do this, you can't
你的头发不错,我喜欢,刚换了发型? 还是刚刚洗过? Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?
她眼睛上是些什么东西? 意味着那些她曾经杀过的人吗? What are those things on her eyes? Are those people that she's killed?
她真是美丽,强大,英气逼人啊 She's so beautiful and strong and courageous
这个人是谁? Who is this guy?
- 他是个朋友 - 是说我么? - He's a friend - Who? Me?
- 我是布鲁斯 - 我好像在哪见过你 - I'm Bruce - I feel like I know you
我也觉得好像在哪见过你 I feel like I know you, too
听着,我这么多年,浑浑噩噩就是为了忘记过去 Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past
萨卡是个可以放纵酗酒,忘记过去默默等死的好地方 Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day
我觉得你酗酒过度,早晚会害死你的 I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you
我还没戒酒的打算 I don't plan to stop drinking
不过我也没有打算继续忘记 But I don't wanna forget
我不能再逃避了 I can't turn away anymore,
所以,如果我要死 so if I'm gonna die,
也得先用我的剑刺穿那个杀人如麻母夜叉的心脏 well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag
- 很好 - 耶 - Good - Yeah
所以我决定加入你的队伍 So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team
有队名了吗? Has it got a name?
有的,叫报仇者联盟 Yeah, it's called the Revengers
报仇者联盟? Revengers?
因为我要报仇,你也要报仇 Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge
你想要报仇吗? Do you want revenge?
我还没想好 I'm undecided
还有 Okay
我还有一个见面礼呢 Also, I've got a peace offering
惊喜不惊喜 Surprise
得确认一下 Just had to be sure
你好,布鲁斯 Hello, Bruce
上次我见到你时,你正打算杀死每个人 So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody
这段时间你在哪里? Where are you at these days?
此一时彼一时嘛 It varies from moment to moment
那是龙牙剑吗? Is that a Dragonfang?
是的 It is
天呐 My God
这是女武神的荣誉之剑 This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie
萨卡和阿斯加德算是两个距离遥远的星球 So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems
我们的最佳赌注是城市边缘外的一个虫洞 Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits
在山达尔星补给燃料,十八个月后就可以重返阿斯加德 Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months
不,我们要穿过那个大的 Nope. We are going through the big one
魔鬼肛门? The Devil's Anus?
肛门? Anus?
等等等等,谁的肛门? Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?
先声明,我选它时可不知道它叫这名字 For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it
那东西看上去像一个崩塌的中子星 That looks like a collapsing neutron star
在一个爱因斯坦-罗森桥中 inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge
我们需要另一艘飞船,那东西会把我的船撕成碎片 We need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces
她是对的,我们需要一艘 She's right. We need one that can
能经受住奇点引力撕扯的飞船 withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity
还需要一个离线的动力操控系统 And has an offline power steering system
在主计算机失灵的时候能够正常工作 that could also function without the onboard computer
并且还是带酒杯架的,毕竟九死一生,所以,喝个痛快 And we need one with cup holders, because we're gonna die. So, drinks!
我认识你吗? 我觉得你很眼熟 Do I know you? I feel like I know you
我也觉得你很眼熟,奇了怪了 I feel like I know you, too. It's weird
你觉得怎么样? What do you say?
穿过不稳定的宇宙通道来进行未知的星际旅行 Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway
聊聊探险呗 Talk about an adventure
- 我们需要一艘飞船 - 需要一艘飞船 - We need a ship - Need a ship
有那么一两艘飞船,绝对是最顶尖的型号 There are one or two ships. Absolute top of the line models...
我不是硬要插话... I don't mean to impose...
但是,高天尊那里倒是有不少飞船 But the Grandmaster has a great many ships
我还偷到了他的安防系统密码 I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system
你怎么突然良心发现争做好事了 And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing
天呐,不是 Heavens, no
高天尊那边已经不待见我了 I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster,
作为密码和飞船通行的交换条件 and in exchange for codes and access to a ship,
我要求安全通过那个肛门 I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus
你说你可以帮助我们进入停机库 You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage
而且不会触发警报? without setting off any alarms?
是的,老兄,我可以 Yes, brother. I can
ok,我能不能说句话,仅供参考 Okay, can I just...A quick FYI
我几分钟以前刚刚和他交谈过 I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago
他可是一门心思地想把我们都置于死地 and he was totally ready to kill any of us
他确实想害死我 He did try to kill me
他也想害死我,罄竹难书 Yes, me too. On many, many occasions
有一次我们还是孩子的时候 There was one time when we were children,
他变成了一条蛇,他知道我很喜欢蛇 he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes
正当我满心欢喜地去捡那条蛇时 So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it,
他忽然变回了自己,一副"耶,是我"的样子 and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!"
然后他刺伤了我,那时我们俩才八岁 And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time
如果我们要发动飞船 If we're boosting a ship
我们得把宫殿里的卫兵引开 we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace
为什么不把那野兽放出来? Why not set the beast loose?
闭嘴 Shut up
你们有头野兽? You guys have a beast?
没有,没有野兽,他是在胡说八道 No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid
我们要策动一场起义 We're going to start a revolution
- 起义? - 待会再跟你解释 - Revolution? - I'll explain later
- 这家伙是谁来着? - 待会再跟你解释 - Who's this guy again? - I'll explain later
这些是某种原生质吗? 全是从你身上掉出来的 Is that some sort of protoplasm, all the stuff that's coming out of you,
难道它们是卵? or are they eggs?
看起来像卵 Looks like eggs
我找科恩格 I'm looking for Korg
谁问的 Who's asking?
我知道是你问的 I know you're asking
还有其他人问吗? 还是就你一个人问? Is there anyone else asking, or is it just you?
雷公送来他的最爱 The Lord of Thunder sends his best
起义开始了! The revolution has begun
起义? 怎么回事? Revolution? How did this happen?
不知道 Don't know
但是竞技场负责"训导贴盘"的主机失效了 But the arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated
并且奴隶们已经武装起来了 and the slaves have armed themselves
我不喜欢那个词 I don't like that word
哪个? 主机? Which? Mainframe?
不是,为什么我不喜欢"主机"? No. Why would I not like "mainframe"?
不是,是那个"奴"开头的 No, the "S" word
抱歉,有工作的囚犯们已经武装起来了 Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves
好吧,这样好多了 Okay, that's better
听着,咱们得聊一聊 Hey, so, listen. We should talk
我不敢苟同 I disagree
我们家的人从来不擅长开放式交流 Open communication was never our family's forte
你是不知道 You have no idea
自从上次聊过后就很不一样了 Been quite the revelation since we last spoke
Hello. Hello
嗨 Hi
奥丁（在世时）使我们聚在一起 Odin brought us together
他的离世应该使我们分开,这才富有诗意 It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart
现在我们或许应该形同陌路 We might as well be strangers now
两个王子,各奔前程 Two sons of the crown, set adrift
就知道你不想跟我好好聊 Thought you didn't wanna talk about it
就因为你老是这样 Here's the thing
我可能待在萨卡这儿更好些 I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar
我正是这么想的 That's exactly what I was thinking
你同意了我的观点? Did you just agree with me?
当然,这地方适合你 Come on, this place is perfect for you
蛮荒之地,混沌不堪,无法无天 It's savage, chaotic, lawless...
老弟,你如鱼得水啊 Brother, you're gonna do great here
你真觉得我就这点出息? Do you truly think so little of me?
洛基,我曾想过你的世界 Loki, I thought the world of you
我曾想过咱们俩能永远并肩作战 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever
可到最后,你还是你,我还是我 But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me
我不知道,可能你依然心存善念 I don't know, maybe there's still good in you
但是说实在的,我们早就不是一路人了 But let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago
对 Yeah
可能不再见面对我们是最好的 It's probably for the best that we never see each other again
你一直都是这么想的 It's what you always wanted
咱们来玩"救命"游戏吧 Hey, let's do "Get Help."
- 什么? - "救命"游戏啊 - What? - "Get Help"
不玩儿 No
- 来吧,你喜欢这招 - 我讨厌这招 - Come on, you love it - I hate it
- 特别棒,每次都灵 - 丢人呐 - It's great. It works every time - It's humiliating
- 你有更好的主意么? - 没有 - Do you have a better plan? - No
那就来吧 We're doing it
我们才不要玩儿什么"救命" We are not doing "Get Help"
救命,求求你们 Get help! Please!
我弟弟就要死了 My brother, he's dying
救命,救救他 Get help! Help him!
经典啊 Classic
还是讨厌这招 Still hate it
- 太丢人现眼了 - 反正丢人的不是我 - It's humiliating - Not for me, it's not
现在的问题是,她叫我们弄得是哪艘飞船? Now, which one's the ship she told us to get?
指挥官号 The Commodore
对 Right
尽管我觉得这艘也没啥不一样的 Though I feel it won't make much of a difference
洛基 Loki
我知道我以前背叛过你许多次 I know I've betrayed you many times before,
但这次真是无关私人恩怨 but this time it's truly nothing personal
抓到你的报酬可让我享尽荣华呀 The reward for your capture will set me up nicely
就没有一次动点真情,是吗? Never one for sentiment, were you?
感情这东西转瞬即逝 Easier to let it burn
我同意 I agree
看起来挺疼的 That looks painful
亲爱的小老弟,你越来越容易被看穿了 Dear brother, you're becoming predictable
我信任你,你背叛我 I trust you, you betray me
就这么一次又一次的循环 Round and round in circles we go
洛基,人生是要有成长的 See, Loki, life is about...It's about growth
是要有改变的 It's about change
而你却总是本性难移 But you seem to just wanna stay the same
我想说的是 I guess what I'm trying to say
你一直做个诡计之神 is that you'll always be the God of Mischief,
但你本该可以成就更多 but you could be more
我把这个给你放这儿了 I'll just put this over here for you
不管怎么说,各归其所吧,祝你好运 Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck
好吧,我能搞定这个 All right, I can figure this out
不就是艘飞船嘛 It's just another spaceship
萨卡的子民 Loyal Sakaarians,
雷公偷了我的飞船和我最爱的冠军 Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion
萨卡人们,冲上天,把他弄下来 Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down
别让他逃离这个星球 Do not let him leave this planet
- 好枪法 - 谢谢 - Good shot! - Thanks
打开舱门 Open the doors
好的 Okay
但愿你比看上去结实点 I hope that you're tougher than you look
为什么? Why?
难道我们不该反击或者做点其他什么吗? Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?
是的,确实 Yes, we should
这艘飞船的武器在哪儿呢? Where are the guns on this ship?
没有武器 There aren't any
- 这是艘休闲观光飞船 - 什么? - It's a leisure vessel - What?
高天尊在享乐时用到它,纵欲狂欢什么的 Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff
她刚才是说高天尊用这它来纵欲狂欢? Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
是啊 Yeah
什么都别碰 Don't touch anything
不 No!
- 不 - 不 - No! - No!
快进去 Get inside!
这就来 In a minute
可能我得去帮她一把,给,掌舵 I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel
不,我不知道怎么飞这玩意 No. I don't know how to fly one of these
你是个科学家,用你其中一个博士学位 You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs
它们中没有一个是用来飞外星飞船的! None of them are for flying alien spaceships!
OK,快点吧 Okay, come on
这儿肯定有武器什么的在这玩意上 There's gotta be a gun on this thing
那个看上去像是武器 That looks like a gun
今天是我的生日,今天是我的生日 It's my birthday It's my birthday
今天是我的生日 It's my birthday
耶 Yeah!
伙计们,我们马上到魔鬼肛门啦 Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!
她在那里 There she is
我们离开这里的船票 Our ticket out of here
这是什么? Hey, what's this?
谢谢 Thank you
嘿,哥们,我们要跳上那艘大飞船 Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship
你要来吗? You wanna come?
看上去你们确实是群龙无首急需领导啊NYou,do,seem,like,you're,in,desperate,need,of,leadership.
那太感谢你了 Well, thank you
我们出发吧 Here we go
见鬼 Shit
阿斯加德的人民 Asgardians...
有人受了蛊惑 Some misguided soul
偷走了彩虹桥之剑 has stolen the Bifrost sword
说出剑的下落 Tell us where it is
否则后果自负 or there will be consequences
后果很严重 Bad ones
没人说吗? Well?
你 You
动手吧,行刑官 Well? Executioner?
等一下 Wait!
我知道剑在哪儿 I know where the sword is
我从没想过我还会回到这里 I never thought I'd be back here
我以为它会更加漂亮 I thought it'd be a lot nicer
我的意思是,不是说它不漂亮,只是,它着火了 I mean, not that it's not nice. It's just, it's on fire
看着儿,群山之中 Here, up here in the mountains
热源信号,人们都聚在一起了 Heat signatures. People clustered together
她是朝他们去了 She's coming for them
OK,把我放到宫殿那里,我会把她引开 Okay, drop me off at the palace and I'll draw her away
然后送上人头? And get yourself killed?
那些被困在那里的人民才是最要紧的 The people trapped down there are all that matters
在我对付海拉的时候,我需要你们俩帮大家撤离阿斯加德 While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard
要想办到这一点,我们到底该怎么做呢? How the hell are we supposed to do that?
下面有个我的人 I have a man on the ground
阿斯加德 Asgard
她来了 She's here
现在这飞船有枪了 Now the ship has a gun
这里由我来接手吧 I'll take it from here
我在武器库找到了这个 I found this in the armory
祝你好运 Good luck
殿下 Your Majesty...
不要死 Don't die
你懂我什么意思的 You know what I mean
我们得继续走 We must keep moving!
去彩虹桥 Go to the Bifrost!
姐姐 Sister
你还活着呢 You're still alive
你把这地方收拾的不错嘛,我喜欢,新的装潢,瞧见了 I love what you've done with the place. Redecorating, I see
看起来咱们的父亲解决所有问题的方法就是掩盖 It seems our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up
或者丢出去（指奥丁流放海拉） Or to cast it out
他跟你说你名副其实,他也曾对我说过同样的话 He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me
你看 You see?
你根本不了解他 You never knew him
也不知道他的鼎盛之时 Not at his best
奥丁和我曾把所有文明淹没在血泪海洋中 Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears
你以为这金碧辉煌是怎么来的? Where do you think all this gold came from?
然后,有一天 And then, one day,
他决定做个仁爱的国王 he decided to become a benevolent king
促和平,保苍生 To foster peace, to protect life
生育你 To have you
我理解你为什么愤怒 I understand why you're angry
你是我姐姐,法理上,你有王位继承权 And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne
相信我,我巴不得别人来统治 And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule
但不能是你 But it can't be you
你是最坏的那个 You're just the worst
OK,起来 Okay, get up
你坐在我的王座上了 You're in my seat
你知道吗? 父亲曾经跟我说 You know, Father once told me
明智的国王从不挑起战争 that a wise king never seeks out war
但必须得时刻准备着应战 But must always be ready for it
后退 Go back!
快 Go!
说实话,我真高估你了 To be honest, I expected more
海姆达尔! Heimdall!
那把剑! The sword!
我和你不一样 Here's the difference between us
我是奥丁的长嗣 I'm Odin's firstborn,
法定继承人,阿斯加德的救星 the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard
而你什么都不是 And you're nothing
如此简单,连瞎子都看得出来 So simple, even a blind man could see it
现在你让我想起了老爸 Now you remind me of Dad
这条蠢狗打不死啊! The stupid dog won't die!
一切都会没事的,我来搞定! Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this
你想知道我是谁? You wanted to know who I am?
你在胡扯些什么呢? What the hell are you talking about?
你会明白的 You'll see!
你看,一个也跑不了 You see? No one's going anywhere
我会得到那把剑 I'll get that sword,
为此我不惜把他们斩尽杀绝 even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it
嘿,哥们儿 Hey, man
我是科恩格,这是米克 I'm Korg. This is Miek
我们要跳上那艘宇宙飞船,然后离开这里,想不想一起来? We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here. Wanna come?
你们的救星来了 Your savior is here
你们想我了吗? Did you miss me?
所有人,快上飞船 Everyone, on that ship now
欢迎回家,我看到你来了 Welcome home. I saw you coming
你当然看见了 Of course you did
勇气可嘉,但你毫无胜算 It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance
你要知道 You see...
我既不是女王,也不是魔头 I'm not a queen or a monster
我是死亡之神 I'm the Goddess of Death
你是什么之神来着? What were you the god of, again?
即便你有两只眼睛时 Even when you had two eyes,
也只是看到了一半的画面 you'd see only half the picture
她太强大了,没了雷霆之锤,我做不到 She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't
你是索尔,锤子之神吗? Are you Thor, the God of Hammers?
那锤子只是帮你控制你的力量,汇聚到锤子上 That hammer was to help you control your power, to focus it
它从来都不是你的力量来源 It was never your source of strength
太迟了,她已经夺走了阿斯加德 It's too late. She's already taken Asgard
阿斯加德不是一个地方,从来不是 Asgard is not a place. Never was
这里也可以是阿斯加德 This could be Asgard
阿斯加德是我们的人民之所在 Asgard is where our people stand
即便是现在,就是现在,那些人民需要你的帮助 Even now, right now, those people need your help
我不像您那么强大 I'm not as strong as you
不 No...
你更强大 You're stronger
告诉我,弟弟 Tell me, brother
你是什么之神来着? What were you the god of, again?
- 你来晚了 - 你的一只眼睛没了 - You're late - You're missing an eye
仗还没打完呢 This isn't over
我觉得我们应该解散报仇者联盟了 I think we should disband the Revengers
接着用雷电劈她 Hit her with a lightning blast
我刚才用了有史以来最强的雷电劈她 I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning
没什么用啊 It did nothing
我们只需要拖住她,直至所有人都上船 We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board
那还没完 It won't end there
海拉在阿斯加德的时间越长,她就会变得越强大 The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows
她会一直追杀我们 She'll hunt us down
我们得在此时此地解决了她 We need to stop her here and now
那我们该怎么办? So what do we do?
我可不玩"救命"游戏了 I'm not doing "Get Help."
阿斯加德不是一个地方,而是人民 Asgard's not a place, it's a people
洛基 Loki,
从来就不是要阻止"诸神黄昏" this was never about stopping Ragnarok
而是要引发"诸神黄昏" This was about causing Ragnarok
去地下宝库,用苏尔特尔的皇冠 Surtur's crown, the vault
这是唯一的办法 It's the only way
大胆的举动,老兄 Bold move, brother
即便对我来说 Even for me
那我们上吧 Shall we?
您先上 After you
这太疯狂了 This is madness
走,快点儿走 Go! Go, now!
为了阿斯加德 For Asgard
海拉! Hela!
伴随永恒之火,汝于此刻重生 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn
海拉,够了! Hela, enough!
你想要阿斯加德,是你的了 You want Asgard, it's yours
你跟我耍什么花招都没有用 Whatever game you're playing, it won't work
你打不过我 You can't defeat me
是,这我知道 No, I know
但他可以 But he can
不 No
在我面前颤抖吧,阿斯加德 Tremble before me, Asgard!
我来找你算账了 I am your reckoning!
民众都安全了 The people are safe
这才是最关键的 That's all that matters
我们正在实现预言 We're fulfilling the prophecy
我讨厌这个预言 I hate this prophecy
我也讨厌,但我们别无选择 So do I, but we have no choice
苏尔特尔毁灭了阿斯加德 Surtur destroys Asgard,
他毁灭了海拉,我们的人民才能活下去 he destroys Hela, so that our people may live
我们得让苏尔特尔做彻底了,不然 But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...
不 No!
浩克,住手,你个笨蛋! Hulk, stop, you moron!
浩克,住手 Hulk, stop
一辈子就这一次,别砸了 Just for once in your life, don't smash
大魔头! Big monster!
快走吧 Let's go!
好吧 Fine
我是阿斯加德的末日 I am Asgard's doom!
破坏程度其实还好 The damage is not too bad
只要地基还牢固 As long as the foundations are still strong,
我们就能重建这个地方 we can rebuild this place
它将再次成为 It will become a haven
全宇宙民众的天堂 for all peoples and aliens of the universe
现在地基也没了,遗憾 Now those foundations are gone. Sorry
我这是干了些什么啊? What have I done?
你救了大家免受灭顶之灾 You saved us from extinction
阿斯加德不是一个地方 Asgard is not a place...
而是人民 It's a people
它挺适合你的 It suits you
也许其实你没那么坏,老弟 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother
也许是吧 Maybe not
谢谢你 Thank you
你要是在这儿,我真想拥抱你 If you were here, I might even give you a hug
我在这儿 I'm here
您的王位 Your throne
那么,阿斯加德之王 So, King of Asgard
去哪里? Where to?
我也不确定 I'm not sure
有什么建议吗? Any suggestions?
米克,你老家是哪儿的? Miek, where are you from?
米克死了 Miek's dead
是我在桥上的时候不小心把他踩死的 Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge
我觉得很罪过,所以一整天我都抱着他 I've just felt so guilty, I've been carrying him around all day
米克,你还活着 Miek, you're alive!
他还活着,兄弟们,你刚才问什么来着,哥们儿? He's alive, guys. What was your question again, bro?
那就去地球吧 Earth it is
你真觉得回地球是个好主意吗? Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?
是的,当然了,地球上的人们很爱戴我,我很受欢迎的 Yes, of course. The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular
让我把话说明白一些 Let me rephrase that
你真觉得把我带回地球是个好主意吗? Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
老实说,也许不是 Probably not, to be honest
不必担心,老弟,我觉得一切都会好起来的 I wouldn't worry, brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine
我的天 Oh, boy
我想说的是,我为大家感到骄傲 I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all
这次起义是一次巨大的成功,耶,大伙儿! This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!
拍拍背,拍拍背 Pat on the back. Pat on the back
来嘛,不? Come on. No?
对我来说也是,因为我也参与其中,举足轻重啊 Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it
毕竟,没有要推翻的人,就没有起义（这神逻辑! ） Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow
所以,不用客气 So, you're welcome
这次算平局吧 And it's a tie
圣殿二号,灭霸的旗舰,灭霸宝座所在