1 01:16:40,050 --> 01:16:41,870 No, get away! 2 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:24,710 The only problem with be.. with when you are the Moon - like me - is, you have such a chalky white face, it makes your teeth look yellow. 3 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:36,480 And I went to the dentist and he said: Ooh your teeth are yellow! I said: Noo! Only when you compare them to my chalky white face. 4 01:17:36,530 --> 01:17:41,270 If I had skin - like yours - they would not look yellow! 5 01:17:43,610 --> 01:17:54,710 I had fifteen fillings and he said: That will be ?00 . And I said: I don't pay for nothing! I'm the Moon! 6 01:17:55,180 --> 01:18:00,990 And I rised out of the chair and I went off back up and he couldn't stop me. 7 01:18:01,950 --> 01:18:08,100 Every now and then I recieve letter 'You still owe that money!' I say I might pay it, I might not. 8 01:18:08,610 --> 01:18:12,570 I'm the Moon, I don't pay fucking dental fees! 9 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,490 Don't patronize me. 10 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:16,250 Howard Moon's journal - day thirty-seven. 11 01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:19,270 Still no sign of the Ruby of Kukundu. 12 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:28,480 The Arctic is a very lonely place, so lonely here.. ..wind my only friend. 13 01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,520 I hate you! 14 01:19:37,190 --> 01:19:39,060 Shut up wind! 15 01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:46,030 The Arctic is a very strange environment - the days are very short here. 16 01:19:49,770 --> 01:19:52,310 Luckily the nights are even shorter. 17 01:19:53,530 --> 01:19:55,570 Ha, where are you from? 18 01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:04,360 Day thirty-eight. 19 01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:11,360 A strange figure approaches from the horizon. Could this be my salvation? 20 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,770 Look deep into the parka! 21 01:20:30,900 --> 01:20:32,390 What? 22 01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:37,810 Look deep into the parka! 23 01:20:38,190 --> 01:20:39,740 Why? 24 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:47,210 There are many things in here. Things you could never dream of! 25 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,600 Like what? 26 01:20:50,050 --> 01:20:52,250 Omelettes..? 27 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:57,580 I've dreamt of omelettes. 28 01:20:58,350 --> 01:21:03,010 And I dream of omeletts quite a lot actually. They call me The Omelette-dreamer. 29 01:21:04,810 --> 01:21:11,730 Oh, hm.. okay then.. um.. unicorns? With AIDS? 30 01:21:18,310 --> 01:21:20,800 -Have you dreamt of those? -No. 31 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:23,010 Hahaa! 32 01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:30,680 Look deep into the parka, my friend. 33 01:21:30,730 --> 01:21:36,980 Delve deep into the parka, for whatever you dream of will become yours. 34 01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:50,180 Aaaah not that you idiot! That's my fucking eye! What are you doin'?! 35 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,830 -Sorry.. -Ooh anything but that! 36 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:55,880 -Oooh Christ! -I'm really sorry. 37 01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,900 Ooh, don't just put it in loose! 38 01:22:02,060 --> 01:22:06,110 Look at me! I'm like.. Swingball. 39 01:22:18,410 --> 01:22:21,730 -Enough! Enough Swingball! -Sorry. 40 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,800 Sorry - there you go, I'll just.. it's in your pocket, look. 41 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,600 Oh that's where that pen went. 42 01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:41,010 Now, look deep into the parka the second time. The good stuff's laid out at the front. 43 01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:43,580 Delve in there. 44 01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,880 Other side. 45 01:22:52,270 --> 01:22:55,640 -What's this? -Telegram. 46 01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:02,190 Oh, thanks. Well, don't go! I'm just gonna put the kettle on. Stick around and have a cuppa tea and a chat.. 47 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:04,740 No thanks. 48 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:06,570 Why? Where are you going? 49 01:23:07,530 --> 01:23:09,410 Opticians. 50 01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:24,210 Well, if my hunch is correct, this telegram should lead me directly to the Ruby of Kukundu. 51 01:23:24,570 --> 01:23:29,310 Dear Howard, thank you for the picture of your cock and balls.. 52 01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:37,540 I never sent that! 53 01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:49,850 Howard Moon's journal - day thirty-eight. Must I end my life in this wilderness of ice and snow, oh woe.. 54 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:56,320 ~ All the things I'll never be All the things I'll never see ~ 55 01:23:56,450 --> 01:24:02,420 ~ All there is that's left for me Is here in this eternity ~ 56 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:15,470 ~ Of isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation. ~ 57 01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:22,680 ~ The cavalcade, the jamboree Of life I thought was meant for me ~ 58 01:24:22,810 --> 01:24:28,620 ~ I never dreamed that it would be Replaced by this eternity ~ 59 01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:35,150 ~ Of isolation, isolation. ~ 60 01:24:35,550 --> 01:24:41,560 ~ All the things I'll never be All the things I'll never see ~ 61 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:44,850 ~ All there is that's left for me ~ 62 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:55,890 ~ Is here in this eternity of isolation, isolation! ~ 63 01:25:12,290 --> 01:25:16,880 Reasonably priced in the foyer. 64 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,410 Yes, meanwhile in Spain. 65 01:25:35,010 --> 01:25:39,610 Hey, you guys, it's brilliant! I'm lovin' it here in Spain! 66 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:43,000 Hey, have any of you heard of The Ruby of Kukundu? 67 01:26:21,550 --> 01:26:23,970 Sorry about that.. 68 01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:34,320 You did a bad thing! 69 01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:38,320 You're fuckin' dead after the show! 70 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,920 At least I am protected by the script. 71 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:50,180 Oh yeah, the irony - the man protected by something he's never been in contact with. 72 01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:55,150 Yeah, it's good, isn't it? 73 01:26:56,790 --> 01:26:58,770 What are you laughing at? 74 01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:00,140 Listen... 75 01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:05,140 It's the first time he has laughed from this whole tour! 76 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,450 Don't laugh! Listen! 77 01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:14,480 I need to speak with you alone. Solid, Gas get out of here, right now! 78 01:27:15,510 --> 01:27:17,380 Bring your shitty quitar with you. 79 01:27:18,890 --> 01:27:20,640 I have some business to do. 80 01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:27,260 -You did a very bad thing! -I did a bad thing?! 81 01:27:27,290 --> 01:27:28,250 Yes! 82 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,980 You nearly broke my nose! 83 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:37,880 I ate a bowl of yeast before the show, so.. Sorry about that. 84 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:45,450 It's something I do, I'm on a.. Atkins diet.. 85 01:27:47,850 --> 01:27:49,450 Listen - ... 86 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,970 -You mentioned The Ruby of Kukundu. -Yeah, so what? 87 01:27:55,210 --> 01:28:00,950 Many men have mentioned this ruby and many men have been dyed! 88 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,370 Oh really? What colour? 89 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:11,770 I am slightly retarded. I'm on the fence either way. 90 01:28:12,590 --> 01:28:15,200 What - the retarded fence? 91 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:16,550 Yeah, you know.. 92 01:28:16,850 --> 01:28:19,960 -Aaah what are you doin'? -I know a man.. 93 01:28:19,980 --> 01:28:22,360 -I know a... -Get out of my hat-space! 94 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:25,750 -I know, these are fuckin' big hats! -What's wrong with you? 95 01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:28,400 It's like doing a scene with a chimp! 96 01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:35,750 -It's just a figure of speech, Bollo. -Ah, okay. 97 01:28:36,460 --> 01:28:37,570 Adios. 98 01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:41,130 -I know of a guy over there.. -Aaah.. 99 01:28:41,170 --> 01:28:44,480 -Look, talk to me and then we'll face out together. -Okay. 100 01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:48,190 I know of a guy.. ..over there. 101 01:28:49,310 --> 01:28:51,690 Who can tell you, where the Ruby is. 102 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,400 He lives in the Forest of Doom. 103 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,560 The Foyer of Doom? 104 01:28:57,750 --> 01:29:01,930 Yes. Just past the Mountain of Merchandise. 105 01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:04,820 -He can tell you where the Ruby is. -Cool. 106 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:08,770 Okay, excellent and what's he gonna do? Piss on my face? 107 01:29:09,980 --> 01:29:14,800 Don't be silly - I am not playing that character. 108 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:21,130 -Okay, bye. -Okay, good luck my friend. 109 01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:23,620 -Yeah, seeya. -Goodbye. 110 01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:26,080 Get off. 111 01:29:26,730 --> 01:29:28,840 -But do not tell anyone. -What? 112 01:29:28,910 --> 01:29:31,910 -Do not tell anyone I told you about this. -Okay. 113 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,180 Or surely I will be killed by murder. 114 01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:39,190 -Okay. -Okay, goodbye. -Okay seeya. 115 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,510 So this wiseman, yeah? He's over by the Forest of Doom? 116 01:29:45,050 --> 01:29:46,880 Aaa you silly bitch! 117 01:29:48,010 --> 01:29:49,310 I forgot:) 118 01:29:49,610 --> 01:29:55,610 And so Vince Noir set off on his terrifying journey towards the Forest of Doom. 119 01:29:56,680 --> 01:30:00,750 Utilizing basic mime technique. He walked. 120 01:30:01,790 --> 01:30:04,840 And then he moonwalked for a bit. 121 01:30:08,690 --> 01:30:11,740 I've got the wrong shoes on, shut up! 122 01:30:13,030 --> 01:30:14,920 Yes, that was pretty bad. 123 01:30:16,410 --> 01:30:19,520 Rubber on rubber - it was never gonna work. 124 01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:22,800 Don't try and body-pop your way out of it. 125 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:32,440 Onwards he walked mile after mile, mile after terrifying mile towards the Forest of Doom. 126 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:38,170 Mile after mile... you're going the wrong way. The sign.. yes. 127 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,190 You've got his sign you prick! 128 01:30:41,210 --> 01:30:47,810 Onwards, ever onwards, he encountered a terrifying hurricane. 129 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,520 Oh dear.. 130 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:04,630 The hurricane messed up Vince's neatly arranged coiffure. 131 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,110 -I don't think it did. -Yes, it did. 132 01:31:06,130 --> 01:31:08,180 It didn't! It's weird, but it didn't. Get off me! 133 01:31:08,210 --> 01:31:10,160 He told me to do it. 134 01:31:13,650 --> 01:31:16,120 I am the narrator - he does my bidding. 135 01:31:17,090 --> 01:31:30,540 After dealing with the hurricane/cagoule he carried on and eventually arrived at the fabled Forest of Doom! 136 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,100 Theatre.. 137 01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,260 Who are you? 138 01:32:15,910 --> 01:32:18,140 I go by many names. 139 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:33,220 Well what are they then? 140 01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:38,010 I'm getting around to that. I'm just leaving a mystical pause. 141 01:32:39,230 --> 01:32:47,850 Some call me.. Mystery Man. Others know me as the Shadow Dweller. 142 01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:51,610 Some call me Secret Peter. 143 01:32:53,210 --> 01:32:59,090 Where is he hiding? In a shoe, in a bush, in a rock, in a side cupboard, in a lane? 144 01:33:00,900 --> 01:33:03,410 No! He's inside yourself. 145 01:33:04,210 --> 01:33:16,320 Some call me Miraculous Mark - diviner of mysteries. Others call me Heeeeeeeeeeeeey.. 146 01:33:16,390 --> 01:33:18,230 ..Smith. 147 01:33:24,570 --> 01:33:33,160 Some call me Halaaaooooooo - . 148 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,560 [hits drum] that's my surname. 149 01:33:39,570 --> 01:33:43,360 Others know me as Domino. 150 01:33:46,710 --> 01:33:48,870 The Bounty hunter. 151 01:33:49,330 --> 01:33:54,930 Some call me Chilli Chicken Ramen. Others know me as Clive. 152 01:33:56,820 --> 01:34:03,120 I'm sometimes called Peppercorn.. ..by the Dutch. 153 01:34:07,330 --> 01:34:14,990 You can step in at any point here, you know? Don't have to leave me dangling like a tit in a breeze. 154 01:34:20,290 --> 01:34:22,450 Go on, do one more. 155 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:26,310 Some call me Cillit Bang. 156 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:33,320 I go by many names! 157 01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,970 But you may call me Rudy. 158 01:34:43,870 --> 01:34:47,770 You are searching for something here in the forest, are you not little girl? 159 01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:51,650 Yeah, how do you know? 160 01:34:51,780 --> 01:34:54,760 -I know all things. -Are you a witch? 161 01:34:58,350 --> 01:34:59,740 Yes, I am. 162 01:35:01,450 --> 01:35:05,360 Take a seat. I shall explain to you a thing or two about the forest. 163 01:35:08,690 --> 01:35:10,850 There's no seats in the forest. 164 01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:15,030 Do not be afraid. I control the very forest itself. Behold! 165 01:35:15,150 --> 01:35:23,360 Khalamaloooooo, khalamalamaloooooo, khalamala-bring-a-chair, khalamalooooooh... 166 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,970 Hm, the forest is a cheeky one tonight. 167 01:35:50,770 --> 01:35:52,770 The forest is a cunt tonight. 168 01:35:59,270 --> 01:36:04,020 Soo... Look, you're on mushrooms. 169 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,200 Hey, where are thou from? 170 01:36:10,830 --> 01:36:13,160 You're looking pretty high yourself. 171 01:36:14,460 --> 01:36:17,650 I'm off my tits on dental cream. 172 01:36:19,730 --> 01:36:21,650 I don't know where I am. 173 01:36:22,490 --> 01:36:26,850 I appear to be in a psychedelic episode of Parkinson. 174 01:36:35,570 --> 01:36:42,060 So you've got a new book coming out, um... No, tell me about it. It's about gardening, yeah? 175 01:36:42,340 --> 01:36:45,420 Never mind that Parky, what's happened to your hair? 176 01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:48,830 I slept funny. 177 01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:55,700 You are searching for something here in the Forest of Doom, are you not? What is it you seek? 178 01:36:56,270 --> 01:36:59,240 Basically I'm looking for the Ruby of Kukundu. 179 01:37:07,140 --> 01:37:09,050 The Ruby of Kukundu? 180 01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:23,440 Yeah, the Ruby of Kukundu. 181 01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:34,210 The Ruby of Kukundu? 182 01:37:35,220 --> 01:37:38,830 No! Okay, it was fun, but now it's over. 183 01:37:40,150 --> 01:37:46,790 Yes I know the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kukundu, yay I know the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kuku.., yes I know. 184 01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:52,090 But I cannot just divulge the informations to whereabouts of the Ruby like this. 185 01:37:52,370 --> 01:37:55,420 I need to know that you're a kind of heart and worthy of the information. 186 01:37:55,510 --> 01:37:58,400 You must prove this to me by passing a test. 187 01:37:58,950 --> 01:38:00,630 Cool, what test? 188 01:38:01,410 --> 01:38:03,860 The cycling proficiency test. 189 01:38:09,830 --> 01:38:12,030 Know ye of this test? 190 01:38:12,110 --> 01:38:15,800 Yeah, I passed that ages ago, when I was at school. It was easy. 191 01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:23,500 Ain't you something! 192 01:38:24,630 --> 01:38:27,260 Ain't you a little piece of something else. 193 01:38:28,130 --> 01:38:30,750 Ain't you a little stinking piece of something. 194 01:38:31,430 --> 01:38:36,770 Well then, if thou art such a cockian, perhaps another test is in order for thou. 195 01:38:40,830 --> 01:38:44,330 -Yeah? -Perhaps thou would be less cocky when faced.. 196 01:38:44,530 --> 01:38:46,750 ..with the Black Rider! 197 01:38:48,350 --> 01:38:54,850 The most dangerous gun-fighter in the forest, who you must fight - tonight at midnight! 198 01:39:05,980 --> 01:39:08,350 Yeah, Rudy it's one o'clock. 199 01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:14,840 I'm not spending another eleven hours with you and your speech impediment. 200 01:39:15,610 --> 01:39:17,900 See if I can hurry this along a little bit. 201 01:39:17,930 --> 01:39:19,440 Excuse me. 202 01:39:33,690 --> 01:39:35,780 It's my scat-phone. 203 01:39:40,590 --> 01:39:42,040 Hello, Black Riders. 204 01:39:42,090 --> 01:39:46,450 Hello, um.. I've ordered a Black Rider for midnight, I might need something a little bit earlier. 205 01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:47,940 I just wondered if you had anything in the area. 206 01:39:48,260 --> 01:39:51,950 -Where are you mate? -The Forest of Doom. 207 01:39:52,340 --> 01:39:55,080 -Where mate? -Brixton. 208 01:39:57,380 --> 01:39:59,840 Alright, he should be with you in a few moments. 209 01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:05,410 -Okay, thanks, um.. I just wondered.. how much was that going to be? - It's gonna be about twelve, thirteen quid mate. 210 01:40:06,090 --> 01:40:11,790 -Ouch.. Okay thanks a lot, you've been very kind, thank you. -Fuck off. 211 01:40:13,580 --> 01:40:17,230 Prepare thyself! The Black Rider approaches. 212 01:41:51,340 --> 01:41:57,770 You have passed the test! And now it is time for you to recieve the Ruby of Kukundu. 213 01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:09,190 Take the Ruby and do with it what you will, pretty prince-girl. 214 01:42:12,260 --> 01:42:15,780 Yeah, Rudy - this is a Kinderegg. 215 01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:20,840 Kinderegg? What is Kinderegg? 216 01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:24,510 It's kind of a chocolatey treat with a toy inside. 217 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:32,790 Oh.. I'm sorry I thought it was a Ruby, I can only apologize and wish you luck with your quest. 218 01:42:37,150 --> 01:42:38,910 Shut your mouth. 219 01:42:39,980 --> 01:42:43,790 Or I shall fly at you like a bag of cocks! 220 01:42:50,810 --> 01:42:54,320 And you'll receive him like a satchel of vaginas! 221 01:43:00,110 --> 01:43:02,420 Tag team put downs. 222 01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,290 What is a Kinderegg? 223 01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:14,200 It's basically - it's like a chocolatey treat, but you get like a toy inside, yeah? 224 01:43:14,290 --> 01:43:17,650 So they are amazing, sometimes you get to build like a hovercraft, yeah? 225 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:20,460 A hover - what is a hovercraft? 226 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:29,080 I haven't got time to explain, other times you get like a porcelain alligator playing golf - that's not quite as good, but they're pretty spot on. 227 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:34,980 -Hm.. sounds intriguing. -Yeah, you might as well have that, if you've never had one. 228 01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,750 -For me? -Yeah! Take it. 229 01:43:36,900 --> 01:43:38,430 Thank you. 230 01:43:38,810 --> 01:43:43,310 No worries, take care Rudy, thanks for your help, bye. 231 01:43:45,310 --> 01:43:46,580 Wait! 232 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:54,110 You have passed the test. 233 01:43:55,690 --> 01:43:58,390 -What test? -The Kinder-test. 234 01:43:59,590 --> 01:44:02,320 Most men would have eaten the Kinderegg. 235 01:44:04,910 --> 01:44:07,750 -Wolf it down quick as a bee. -Yeah? 236 01:44:07,940 --> 01:44:12,980 But you - knowing I had never tasted its chocolatey fruit - offered it to me. 237 01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:16,450 Because you are kind of heart. 238 01:44:16,750 --> 01:44:21,000 Thus I can tell you the whereabouts of the Ruby of Kukundu. 239 01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:24,000 It is far far away my friend... 240 01:44:24,330 --> 01:44:29,150 Fa.. this way - far away - in the Arctic tundra. 241 01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:33,250 You're in the wrong place sunny Jim lad. 242 01:44:35,210 --> 01:44:41,730 Excellent I.. that's brilliant - I'll go there right now. Thanks Rudy, I don't know what to say, you've been brilliant! 243 01:44:41,770 --> 01:44:46,030 Don't say anything, simply caress my balls. 244 01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:49,720 I'm not doin' that. 245 01:44:50,730 --> 01:44:52,530 You have passed the test! 246 01:44:55,220 --> 01:44:57,860 -What test? -The ball-test. 247 01:45:00,260 --> 01:45:01,770 The ball-test?! 248 01:45:01,930 --> 01:45:05,030 -Yes, most men would have caressed my balls.. -Seeya.. 249 01:45:05,140 --> 01:45:06,500 Bye bye. 250 01:45:20,870 --> 01:45:24,840 Sorry. Oh I did a burp. 251 01:45:25,020 --> 01:45:29,510 When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted. 252 01:45:30,300 --> 01:45:37,270 I like Jupiter and I like Mars, but Pluto - he don't talk to me. 253 01:45:38,010 --> 01:45:41,510 He pretends I'm not there. Hello Pluto..? 254 01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:44,950 Nothing, just carries on with what he's doing. 255 01:45:46,500 --> 01:45:48,510 I don't know why he don't like me.. 256 01:45:49,830 --> 01:45:53,800 Saturn is crazy, he's fuckin' crazy. 257 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:59,620 He drinks all the time, he comes in he's all pissed. 258 01:46:00,570 --> 01:46:05,860 And he's a good cook, but he's too drunk, he sets fire to his fish fingers. 259 01:46:06,870 --> 01:46:12,730 One time I went out with him and he was funny. 260 01:46:40,500 --> 01:46:43,880 This dog's not doing as much work as this one. 261 01:46:44,770 --> 01:46:46,150 What are you doin'? 262 01:46:46,820 --> 01:46:50,530 This must be Howard's tent. He's left me a little note. Let's have a look. 263 01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:52,760 -I, Howard Moon.. -I haven't opened it yet! 264 01:46:53,170 --> 01:46:56,610 ..have decided to head to North in my quest to find the Ruby of Kukundu.. 265 01:46:56,670 --> 01:47:00,370 -There's nothing on this. -If you find this note, then heed my advice. 266 01:47:00,980 --> 01:47:07,930 The Artcic is a dangerous place, there are strange creatures here. I have heard their calls in the night. 267 01:47:08,890 --> 01:47:15,870 So be on your guard and what ever you do, never fall asleep. 268 01:49:02,770 --> 01:49:04,470 Aaah fuck! 269 01:49:07,010 --> 01:49:10,720 I thought we were getting on quite well, what about a phone number? 270 01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:12,590 Do some work. 271 01:49:58,980 --> 01:50:01,330 Pretty fuckin' good our sound man! 272 01:50:08,980 --> 01:50:11,710 Better not fall asleep this time. 273 01:50:19,020 --> 01:50:20,790 I'll come on again. 274 01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:34,680 Vince? Vince? Vince! 275 01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:38,850 Oh, Yetti, I knew you'd return. Oh sorry I thought you were someone else. 276 01:50:39,240 --> 01:50:41,280 Hey Howard, howyerdoin'? Are you llright? 277 01:50:41,690 --> 01:50:44,150 -Yeah, I'm good, thanks. -Yeah? Come on, let's get out of here. 278 01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:45,750 -No, I'm not leaving this place. -Hm..? 279 01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:48,200 -I'll never leave this place Vince. -What do you mean? 280 01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:54,200 I'm on a mission, I shall never leave this place until I have found the Ruby of Kukundu. 281 01:50:54,780 --> 01:50:58,240 Never would I leave this sacred place until I have found that Ruby! 282 01:50:58,700 --> 01:51:00,870 -Yeah - is that it? 283 01:51:02,660 --> 01:51:03,770 Yep. 284 01:51:05,260 --> 01:51:07,000 -Shall we go then? -Yeah, alright. 285 01:51:07,020 --> 01:51:08,110 Okay. 286 01:51:21,660 --> 01:51:31,530 And so Vince Noir - he went to Topshop and uh.. Howard he took the Ruby and he gave it to Bollo. 287 01:51:33,340 --> 01:51:40,880 I think that's what was happening I don't know, I weren't watching. I was havin' a wank. 288 01:51:53,310 --> 01:52:02,980 And now it is time - shut up - to bring a shaman back to life. 289 01:52:16,570 --> 01:52:23,520 Not so fast, monkeyman! Hand over that Ruby, boy, looks like it could be worth a few euros to me. 290 01:52:24,390 --> 01:52:30,850 -No. For I need it to bring little Naboo back to life. -Oh really? 291 01:52:32,610 --> 01:52:34,330 -Yeah. -Oh really? 292 01:52:34,380 --> 01:52:36,090 -Yeah! -That's what you're gonna do, is it? 293 01:52:36,150 --> 01:52:39,540 Yeah! Huh... 294 01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:45,550 Nooo... 295 01:52:48,730 --> 01:52:56,230 Nooo - nooooo.... aaaaaa..... 296 01:53:01,430 --> 01:53:08,620 Look Peter! Look at my acting Peter! Look at I can do Peter, look! 297 01:53:08,710 --> 01:53:13,980 Nooo... no.. now! 298 01:53:18,330 --> 01:53:19,450 Fuck! 299 01:53:26,810 --> 01:53:29,770 Peter, did I get the part Peter? 300 01:53:30,030 --> 01:53:34,840 Of course you fuckin' didn't get the part, mate. It's already been and gone at the cinema ain't it?! 301 01:53:34,850 --> 01:53:37,520 -What?! -It's on DVD you berk! 302 01:53:39,440 --> 01:53:40,550 Yeah! 303 01:53:41,340 --> 01:53:44,120 Yeah, right in the face! 304 01:53:45,410 --> 01:53:48,020 No open coffin for Bollo! 305 01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:51,990 Aaaa you've killed my friend and former lover! 306 01:53:55,150 --> 01:53:59,030 If that ain't the geezer who likes to spit in other people's faces! 307 01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:04,090 Ooh, oooh, oooh m'nuts! 308 01:54:08,370 --> 01:54:17,090 Bye everybody, oh uh Bollo, oh Bollo. Bollo, Bollo, Bollo.. 309 01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:21,560 What is the matter with you?! 310 01:54:21,660 --> 01:54:24,230 I told you it was a summer fling! 311 01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:30,090 I'm deeaad, I'm deeaad, I'm deeaad... 312 01:54:32,970 --> 01:54:34,800 I wish you were, pal. 313 01:54:36,410 --> 01:54:41,840 Well there you have it Brixton! That's the end of the show, everyone's fuckin' dead! 314 01:54:42,880 --> 01:54:48,670 Naboo - the so-called enigma - dead as a doormat. 315 01:54:51,790 --> 01:54:57,010 Yeah, whatever. Bollo - the fuckin' hammy ape - dead also. 316 01:54:57,040 --> 01:55:03,280 The geezer in the light blue outfit - I don't even know his fuckin' name, the septic tank - he's dead as well! 317 01:55:03,830 --> 01:55:06,870 Alright that's it, everyone's dead - I know what you're thinking Brixton. 318 01:55:07,430 --> 01:55:13,000 I know what you're thinkin' I know how you fuckers think, you're thinking where's the geezer who likes jazz, 319 01:55:13,110 --> 01:55:16,640 where's the geezer with the moustache, he'll save the day. 320 01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:22,080 Yeah? Well will he really? 321 01:55:25,810 --> 01:55:31,070 I saw him backstage farting about with a trumpet sock. 322 01:55:32,700 --> 01:55:37,020 A trumpet sock, you idiot? So I cut his fuckin' head off. 323 01:55:37,820 --> 01:55:42,390 I know what else you're thinking, where's the geezer who looks like a bird, he'll save the day. 324 01:55:42,520 --> 01:55:48,940 The one who dresses like a lady! No he won't! He's here. I found him in Topshop. 325 01:55:50,950 --> 01:55:59,110 I found him in Topshop with six items in a cubical! Six items? You're only allowed four, you slag! 326 01:55:59,150 --> 01:56:01,860 What do you think are the fuckin' sign's for? 327 01:56:02,470 --> 01:56:07,800 So I chopped his head off and I fucked his stump! 328 01:56:11,780 --> 01:56:17,290 That's right ladys and gentlemen, I'm a stump-fucker! 329 01:56:18,770 --> 01:56:23,800 Welcome to the concept of stump-fucking! 330 01:56:24,830 --> 01:56:27,130 The double-stump-fuck. 331 01:56:27,850 --> 01:56:30,220 If there are any little'uns in tonight.. 332 01:56:30,350 --> 01:56:35,590 ..I just wanna say it's S T U M P ! Stump-fuckin'! 333 01:56:35,990 --> 01:56:40,290 Get it right when you tell your mates in the playground tomorrow! 334 01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:51,420 Stump-fucking - a concept we couldn't quite get past BBC3. 335 01:56:56,940 --> 01:57:00,660 We wanted to call our show The Mighty Stump-fuckers! 336 01:57:01,450 --> 01:57:06,160 And they said: 'If you do that, you'll have to go on a little bit later.' 337 01:57:06,360 --> 01:57:10,790 And we said: 'Is that physically fuckin' possible?' 338 01:57:14,520 --> 01:57:22,090 We'll go on when we always go on! After two pints of fuckin' lager and packet of crisps! 339 01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:29,560 That's the end of the show! 340 01:57:29,620 --> 01:57:33,820 -Now all fuck off!! -Not so fast! -What? 341 01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:43,390 -Yes! -Christ! 342 01:57:43,910 --> 01:57:46,220 Ooh check me out! 343 01:57:49,180 --> 01:57:51,810 I've got you surrounded, sir! 344 01:57:53,590 --> 01:57:56,740 Jesus! It's like Woodstock meets Tour de France! 345 01:58:13,700 --> 01:58:17,860 -Who are you? -I go by many names. 346 01:58:18,820 --> 01:58:22,120 Yeah, I heard all this shit backstage, move it along, would you, pal? 347 01:58:23,630 --> 01:58:25,320 Hush your lips. 348 01:58:26,290 --> 01:58:28,460 Or I shall slice them off. 349 01:58:29,250 --> 01:58:34,020 Place them upon your mother.. ..and kiss her. 350 01:58:40,720 --> 01:58:42,640 Oh yes, squire, what with? 351 01:58:43,070 --> 01:58:44,850 With cold steel! 352 01:58:49,670 --> 01:58:55,850 Well maybe I'll tear your nose off at the root and flick it up the vicars anus! 353 01:58:56,980 --> 01:58:58,710 With cold steel, mind? 354 01:59:02,090 --> 01:59:04,860 I'm fuckin' warning you Flipper! 355 01:59:12,710 --> 01:59:14,420 On guard. 356 01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:30,770 Crikey! Ooh, I tore all the skin under my armpit! Oooh help me boy, help me! 357 01:59:30,870 --> 01:59:33,080 -We'll have to call the whole fight off. -Are you okay? 358 01:59:33,150 --> 01:59:34,560 Ooh I've done something wrong.. 359 01:59:34,630 --> 01:59:36,880 -Can I help you? -I'm bleeding inside, help me boy - help me. 360 01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:46,050 You fight well. 361 01:59:47,450 --> 01:59:49,820 For a Jimmy Savile impersonater. 362 01:59:58,270 --> 02:00:03,360 Shut up or I'll fix it for you. And you, and you, and you! 363 02:00:05,430 --> 02:00:09,790 You fight well yourself mate, for a geezer in a purple dress. 364 02:00:13,990 --> 02:00:15,800 This is not a dress. 365 02:00:16,810 --> 02:00:22,790 This is the sacred robe of the psychedelic monks. So I think the joke's on you. 366 02:00:26,610 --> 02:00:29,500 Well it goes nicely with your little bicycle. 367 02:00:29,860 --> 02:00:30,960 Oh really? 368 02:00:53,070 --> 02:00:54,750 Now then, now then! 369 02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:00,160 I think you'll find Jimmy can still move when he needs to. 370 02:01:00,820 --> 02:01:03,820 -You can never win, you know? -Oh yeah, pal, why is that? 371 02:01:04,620 --> 02:01:07,200 Because I taught you everything you know. 372 02:01:09,020 --> 02:01:14,610 You might taught me everything I know, but you didn't teach me everything you know. 373 02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:22,900 -You know.. I know.. oh fuck! -What does that mean? 374 02:01:27,500 --> 02:01:30,670 Ooh take that you slag! Take that you nonce! 375 02:01:31,180 --> 02:01:36,960 -Oooh Jesus! Oooh crikey! - Get off! No! Leave me alone! 376 02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:42,720 -You're too strong for me! -Oh yeah, oh that's bad! 377 02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:46,260 No! You're spoiling the illusion! 378 02:01:48,790 --> 02:01:50,580 Take that! 379 02:02:00,760 --> 02:02:02,550 How do we do it? 380 02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:05,810 The magic of theatre. 381 02:02:06,540 --> 02:02:10,380 -Let's end this, one way or the other, you slag. -Bring it on, Terry Nutkins. 382 02:02:17,030 --> 02:02:24,390 Oooh Crikey oooh ooh look at me, me go faster stripe's come loose. 383 02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:29,030 I'm only an old man, luckily I've still got one trick left up my Lambeth sleeve. 384 02:02:32,600 --> 02:02:34,590 Cock punchin'! 385 02:02:37,010 --> 02:02:39,410 Oooh my fiery biscuit! 386 02:02:41,860 --> 02:02:46,330 When in doubt, ladies and gentlemen, release the middle digit! 387 02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:50,930 The cockney cock-puncher! He punches one way, he punches the other, 388 02:02:51,040 --> 02:02:56,760 he punches diagonal, he's like connect four in cock-punchin' terms. 389 02:03:00,300 --> 02:03:04,500 Yeah, there's no one that can save you now Leo Sayer! 390 02:03:06,650 --> 02:03:12,510 What? No! Christ! No! Oooh fuck! No! 391 02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:35,110 Big leg! Here comes Big leg! He's got a big fuckin' leg! Big leg! 392 02:03:41,240 --> 02:03:43,100 Thank you Big leg! 393 02:03:49,790 --> 02:03:55,800 And now all it is left to do is bring the tiny shaman back to life. 394 02:04:08,760 --> 02:04:12,540 Let the magic commence. 395 02:04:26,770 --> 02:04:28,640 I'm alive! 396 02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:36,470 So with the power of the Ruby brought Naboo back to life. 397 02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:39,350 Restoring his powers. 398 02:04:40,940 --> 02:04:46,840 He flew high into the night sky like a tiny blue Snoop dog. 399 02:04:47,660 --> 02:04:53,350 Look at him move, look at him move, look at his mother-lovin' shaman grooves. 400 02:04:54,260 --> 02:04:59,560 And what of Fossil and Bollo? He restored them back to life! 401 02:05:01,170 --> 02:05:06,220 -Yeah! I'm alive! -The power of Ruby! Knew no bounds. 402 02:05:07,890 --> 02:05:16,210 What about Vince and Howard? Are they dead forever? Of course they weren't! 403 02:05:51,370 --> 02:05:56,500 Thank you Brixton! Good night! 404 02:06:25,530 --> 02:06:26,730 Thank you! 405 02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:38,940 Thank you Brixton, thank you! 406 02:06:56,370 --> 02:06:57,960 Thanks a lot! 407 02:07:07,620 --> 02:07:10,030 -Thank you! -Thank you Brixton! 408 02:07:10,040 --> 02:07:12,790 -Top shelf! -Brixton rocks! 409 02:07:45,590 --> 02:07:47,390 Oooh right in the eye! 410 02:07:50,070 --> 02:07:52,620 -Hey, Vince.. -Brixton! 411 02:07:53,780 --> 02:07:56,420 Oh yeah yeah yeah, cool. Hey, Bobby Bob Bob. 412 02:07:58,530 --> 02:08:02,700 Three three three. Don't tell him, don't tell him, I can only get three... 413 02:08:03,210 --> 02:08:05,590 -Where's Vince going? -Oh yeah, um.. Vince.. 414 02:08:05,650 --> 02:08:08,500 -Where's he going? -To organise the after show party. 415 02:08:08,830 --> 02:08:13,680 It's at this really cool club called Stumpy McFuckies. Yeah! 416 02:08:14,980 --> 02:08:17,040 That sounds good, let's go. It sounds like fun fun fun. 417 02:08:17,220 --> 02:08:20,060 -Fun fun fun. -Hey there's one thing uh.. 418 02:08:20,460 --> 02:08:22,720 There's only room for three on the guestlist.. 419 02:08:23,080 --> 02:08:24,670 One, two, three. 420 02:08:26,830 --> 02:08:28,050 See ya around. 421 02:08:29,230 --> 02:08:33,070 Hey listen, maybe I'll see you like.. never! 422 02:09:21,280 --> 02:09:24,450 Howard Moon alone again.. 423 02:09:32,090 --> 02:09:34,790 Not that lonely. 424 02:09:40,070 --> 02:09:43,620 Because you're never quite alone. 425 02:09:44,790 --> 02:09:49,190 Not when old mister Moon's shining doon. 426 02:09:50,620 --> 02:09:56,430 Actually uhm.. sorry Howard, I don't think I can hang out with you. 427 02:09:56,480 --> 02:09:57,520 Why? 428 02:09:57,830 --> 02:10:03,400 Well.. to be honest - you're a ball bag. 429 02:10:05,380 --> 02:10:09,440 I'm the Moon - I don't hang out with ball bags. 430 02:10:56,640 --> 02:11:01,250 -Okay, um... do you want me to..? -Do you wanna sign for this? 431 02:11:01,260 --> 02:11:03,980 -Yeah, do you have a pen? -I don't have a pen, no. 432 02:11:04,080 --> 02:11:06,820 Right, don't worry about that. 433 02:11:09,180 --> 02:11:15,800 -That's very good. I like that. -So, okay well.. I don't know what you're doing later, but um... 434 02:11:16,120 --> 02:11:23,770 You mean I'm.. I'm sort of free later on, my diary's freed up somewhat this evening so.. 435 02:11:23,860 --> 02:11:28,850 If you.. I don't think.. We've had some bad dealings in the past, but if you want to sort of go for a meal and to resolve some difficulties.. 436 02:11:29,230 --> 02:11:33,790 -I could.. -A meal? With you? 437 02:11:35,020 --> 02:11:37,590 -With Howard Moon? -Oh yeah, why not? 438 02:11:38,040 --> 02:11:45,290 You know, something I once saw a man like you in Burma, I saw him hang, I helped him hang. 439 02:11:46,530 --> 02:11:48,480 I can do the same for you. 440 02:11:49,510 --> 02:11:52,150 -So is that a NO then? -That's a big NO, my friend. 441 02:11:55,330 --> 02:12:01,690 But uh... If you're free about half past ten make sure you wear the red pants, n'est ce pas? Adios! 442 02:12:02,590 --> 02:12:05,410 Thanking you, good night! 443 02:12:11,670 --> 02:12:13,150 Oh well.. 444 02:12:13,990 --> 02:12:17,680 A delivery for me, maybe there's someone, who loves me after all. 445 02:12:21,910 --> 02:12:27,560 I'm Old Gregg motherfuckeeer! I'm Old Gregg. 446 02:12:28,160 --> 02:12:31,530 Yeah, yeah I'm Old Gregg. 447 02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:37,760 Hey Brixton! I'm Old Gregg! 448 02:12:41,310 --> 02:12:44,870 Ooh.. I'm drunk on Baileys. 449 02:12:46,100 --> 02:12:50,810 I had a shoe full of Baileys and I'm drunk as a bitch. 450 02:12:51,910 --> 02:12:54,590 I've got a mangina. 451 02:12:56,620 --> 02:13:02,240 Yeah yeah, when I get it out, light comes from in it, makes you feel tingly. 452 02:13:02,860 --> 02:13:04,360 I'm Old Gregg! 453 02:13:08,040 --> 02:13:10,060 -Hey Howard. -Oh shit.. 454 02:13:11,340 --> 02:13:13,900 Hey Gregg, how the hell are you? 455 02:13:14,830 --> 02:13:17,180 Good to see you, um.. how did you find me, Gregg? 456 02:13:17,310 --> 02:13:23,650 Ooh oh I saw your poster, I saw your tiny little Patrick Swayze eyes. 457 02:13:26,030 --> 02:13:29,880 You've got those crazy Swayze eyes, and I knew I had to come and find ya, 458 02:13:29,880 --> 02:13:34,450 so I was gon... trying to do a surprise, for the DVD I tried to make, 459 02:13:34,640 --> 02:13:39,180 I came in a, presented myself to ya in a cube. 460 02:13:42,020 --> 02:13:43,430 -I'm Old Gregg! -Yeah.. 461 02:13:45,050 --> 02:13:47,090 Yes, we're all aware of your name. 462 02:13:47,460 --> 02:13:53,810 -Uhm.. you've told me about eighty-thousand times look Gregg.. -Do you love me? 463 02:13:59,830 --> 02:14:02,590 Greggory.. Greggory we had a time... 464 02:14:03,850 --> 02:14:08,760 -Well it was more of a rape, but it was a.. it took place.. -We had a time. 465 02:14:08,930 --> 02:14:10,530 -We had a time.. -We had a time. 466 02:14:10,630 --> 02:14:12,530 The time finished, then we went out separate ways. 467 02:14:12,600 --> 02:14:15,640 Now you've gone your way, I've gone my way and that's the way it's gonna be, Gregg. 468 02:14:16,430 --> 02:14:17,650 What do you mean? 469 02:14:17,720 --> 02:14:19,210 -What I mean to say is.. -You love Greggory? 470 02:14:20,010 --> 02:14:22,870 No, no Gregg, that's what I'm saying - it's over between us, over. 471 02:14:22,930 --> 02:14:25,070 -You must love Greggory! -I don't love Greggory. 472 02:14:25,110 --> 02:14:28,710 You must love me exactly as I love you, Howard. 473 02:14:29,270 --> 02:14:34,440 Cos if your eyes don't love my eyes, I'm gonna suck'em out with a powerful hoover. 474 02:14:35,170 --> 02:14:37,810 And tuck'em up my downstairs mix-up. 475 02:14:41,230 --> 02:14:42,310 Yeah... 476 02:14:43,600 --> 02:14:47,820 -Maybe I was being a bit hasty there, Gregg. I.. you know, cos.. -Hasty? 477 02:14:47,830 --> 02:14:51,400 Yeah, you know, sometimes when you do love someone, you pretend not to, 478 02:14:51,440 --> 02:14:55,900 it's kind of way of not being too eager, you know I didn't wanna.. I was playing a game with you, Gregg. 479 02:14:55,980 --> 02:14:57,940 Playing a game? 480 02:15:01,270 --> 02:15:03,860 -Playing game with Old Greggory? -Yeah, that's right. 481 02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:06,660 Playin' motherfuckin' love game? 482 02:15:09,370 --> 02:15:10,460 Yeah, come on! 483 02:15:14,380 --> 02:15:18,830 ~ Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 484 02:15:19,260 --> 02:15:22,500 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. ~ 485 02:15:22,580 --> 02:15:27,210 ~ Come on! Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 486 02:15:27,800 --> 02:15:31,810 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. Come on now! ~ 487 02:15:32,090 --> 02:15:36,160 ~ Moving too fast, this isn't a race, ooh. Baby back off and lower the pace now, ~ 488 02:15:36,360 --> 02:15:40,680 ~ Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh. Moving too fast, this isn't a race, ah ah! ~ 489 02:15:48,820 --> 02:15:52,800 ~ Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~ 490 02:15:53,470 --> 02:15:57,080 ~ I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot. Come on! ~ 491 02:15:57,510 --> 02:16:01,570 ~ Moving too fast this isn't a race, mmm. Baby back off and lower the pace now. ~ 492 02:16:01,940 --> 02:16:06,220 ~ Slow it down, and give me some space. Moving too fast this isn't a race, no no! ~ 493 02:16:06,390 --> 02:16:08,560 ~ -I'm Old Gregg! -I know I think you said. ~ 494 02:16:08,660 --> 02:16:12,460 ~ Come on don't make me beg now, 'cause I'm not your regular guy. ~ 495 02:16:13,200 --> 02:16:15,510 ~ Don't be shy! Do you love me? ~ 496 02:16:18,470 --> 02:16:19,500 ~ Do you love me? ~ 497 02:16:22,890 --> 02:16:26,390 Greggorys! Come down here! 498 02:16:27,150 --> 02:16:30,020 ~ Do you love me? ~ 499 02:16:35,050 --> 02:16:38,150 Come on Brixton, get on your motherfuckin' feet.. Three, four! 500 02:16:39,620 --> 02:16:49,810 ~ Do you love me? ~ 501 02:16:56,840 --> 02:16:59,720 -Yeah, yeah. -Brixton! 502 02:17:09,030 --> 02:17:10,520 Thank you! 503 02:17:13,770 --> 02:17:16,640 Brixton, I've got one last surprise for you. 504 02:17:18,490 --> 02:17:27,300 I did a stencil in my knickers. And now I'm gonna unleash my mangina! 505 02:17:30,160 --> 02:17:32,530 -We love you Brixton! -Check it out! 506 02:17:32,980 --> 02:17:34,500 -Good night! -Brixton! 507 02:17:34,970 --> 02:17:36,060 My mangina. 508 02:17:56,710 --> 02:17:59,760 I've finally got my hands into Howard Moon. 509 02:18:01,150 --> 02:18:07,230 Yeah, yeah - Howard got a surprise for me, I don't know what it is. 510 02:18:08,830 --> 02:18:11,750 It might be a shenis, yeah! 511 02:18:15,990 --> 02:18:19,220 Come on you cheeky vixen, get in my wheelbarrow! 512 02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:22,310 Don't mind if I do! 513 02:18:23,900 --> 02:18:26,620 He's gotta mangina and I've got a shenis. 514 01:09:59,770 --> 01:09:59,770 Let's make sweet love! 515 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000