记住 你要先握紧 然后放掉 Remember, you gotta hold on tight and then let go.
我知道 妈妈 我可以的 I know, Momma. I can do it.
好吧 Okay.
-你成功了 -你试试 你试试 ‐ You did it! ‐ You try, you try, you try!
好 准备好了吗 Okay, ready?
他是首领吗 Is he the leader?
他觉得他是 He thinks he is.
但是妈妈们才是最厉害的 But the mommas are the real bosses.
雄性大猩猩会互相争斗 The male gorillas compete with each other,
所以雌性大猩猩负责维持种群 so it's the females' job to keep the pack together.
保护小猩猩 Protect the little ones.
宝宝们小时候 When they're tiny,
都需要它们的妈妈 all babies need are their mommas.
它们变大一点后呢 And when they're bigger?
它们依然需要妈妈 阿拉斯加 They still need them, Alaska.
一天前
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我觉得我们现在肯定能听到什么风声了 I feel like we definitely would have heard something by now.
-没错 -没有后续吗 - Definitely. - No blowback?
-还是说不能这么说 -我觉得我们就去那里 - Is it safe to say? ‐ Yep, I think we go there.
然后戴着卡尔弗溪历史上最棒的恶作剧 We just got away with the greatest prank
离开 in Culver Creek history.
我就能欣赏那个混蛋朗威尔 And I get to savor the image of that jockstrap Longwell
裤子褪到脚踝上匆忙逃窜的样子 running through the woods with his pants around his ankles.
一般来说我反对 Normally I am against shows
职业运动员中 of hyper masculine aggression
流行的激烈表达方式 popularized by professional athletes,
但是我们能三人击掌吗 but can I get a triple high five?
等等 所有胜利手势都来一次 Wait, all the triumphal hand gestures.
如果你们好好想想 If you think about it,
大学招生办的人可能喜欢便便幽默 college admissions dudes probably love poop humor.
他们肯定觉得这很搞笑 I bet they thought it was hilarious.
那些论文可能会比朗威尔和凯文 Those essays were probably better written
他们自己能写出来的 than what Longwell and Kevin
好上不知道多少 could have came up with on their own.
我们基本算是帮他们进入了心仪的学校 We basically helped them get into their dream school.
不 他们是二代 总能进去的 No, they're legacies. They was getting in either way.
那恶作剧很让人满足 That prank was highly satisfying,
但是最终对那些黄鼠狼来说没有什么用 but ultimately consequence‐free for those dick weasels.
因为现实世界就是这样 'Cause that's how it is in the real world.
说到现实世界 Speaking of "The Real World,"
帕吉和劳拉得去搞个热浴缸了 Pudge and Lara need to get a hot tub.
我们的小男孩终于长大成人了 Our boy becoming a man.
这是一段我们得以见证的 It is a beautiful journey
美丽旅程 and we are privileged to glimpse it.
爱情真伟大 Ain't love grand?
看看他 看看他那猴急样 Look at him. Look at him go.
我的嘴唇都麻了 My lips are numb.
我也是 Me, too.
我看来亲多了 I guess it is possible
还是有可能让你连亲吻都感觉不到 to kiss so much you cannot feel the kisses.
这谁能料到呢 Who knew?
这样可以吗 Is this okay?
这样可以吗 It's okay?
你不用捏得这么狠 You do not have to squeeze it quite so much.
不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
这是你第一次摸吗 Is it the first one you've ever touched?
严格来说 他摸的第一个是阿拉斯加的胸 Well, technically his first boob was Alaska's,
但他也不想的 but that was against his will.
而且是隔着衣服 And it was above the shirt.
上帝啊 上校 Jesus, Colonel.
你怎么进来的 How the hell did you get in here?
你以为还能怎么进来 当然是走前门 How do you think? Through the front door.
但是你们激情四射 But y'all were so hot and heavy,
根本没发现 nobody noticed.
我也不想打扰 太失礼了 And I didn't wanna interrupt. That's rude.
很晚了 It's getting late.
我得在老鹰巡查之前赶紧回去 I should go before the Eagle does his rounds.
再见 Bye.
再见 奇普 Bye, Chip.
再见 Bye.
看来就是大胸劳拉了 So, Lara with the perky breasts is the one.
你的初夜 Your first.
夺走你童贞的人 The one to take your innocence.
我不敢说 Well, I don't know.
我们还没讨论过 I mean, we haven't discussed it.
也许是因为你的嘴唇因为亲多了 Oh, probably because your lips were too numb
而太麻了 from all the kissing.
两个雏儿互相开苞 Two virgins deflowering each other.
这绝对是很有意义 It's gonna be so goddamn meaningful.
你好好想想 I mean, you gotta think about it.
在她的后半生 当人们问起 For the rest of her life when people say,
"你的初夜是和谁" "Who was your first?"
劳拉就会说 帕吉迈尔斯·哈尔特 Lara will say, "Miles 'Pudge' Halter."
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翻译 小酸奶
真美好 真他妈太美好了 It's beautiful. It's so goddamn beautiful.
翻译 小酸奶
我们表达抽象概念的能力 Our ability to represent a concept with an abstract sign
校对 小酸奶
高于任何动物 is something no other animal can do.
虽然一个外号看起来微不足道 While the nickname makes it appear trivial,
时间轴 知之
但是语言的基础只是一幅涂鸦 a doodle set the foundation of universal language.
后期 8T
不要在我的课上这么做 Just don't do it in my class.
我们其实... Uh, we were actually...
只是在讨论劳拉的论文题目 Just, um, talking about, uh, Lara's essay question.
总监 小酸奶
她的真的很难 Hers is a real doozy.
宗教那么美丽的东西为什么 Um, how can something so beautiful as religion
会导致战争 lead to so much war?
的确不错 It's a good one.
对吧 Right?
继续努力吧 Back to work.
我真的喜欢你的问题 I really liked your question.
我想知道你最重要的问题是什么 Now I must know, what is your most important question?
主要是 Oh, well, it's mostly,
关于人们想要安全感 um, about how people want security,
以及他们无法忍受死亡 and how they can't stand the idea of death
只是一片黑暗的虚无 being a big black nothing,
他们都做不到忍受他们所爱的人不再存在 or the thought of their loved ones not existing,
更别说想象自己不复存在了 let alone imagine themselves not existing,
所以我认为人们相信来世是因为 so I decided that people believe in an afterlife
他们无法忍受没有来世 because they can't bear not to.
迈尔斯 圣经中提到了天堂 Miles, Heaven is written in the Bible.
如果那只是一种愚蠢的梦 It would not have survived 2,000 years
这是不会流传两千年的 if it was just a silly pipe dream.
也许劳拉说得对 Maybe Lara's right.
也许你真的会去天堂 Maybe you do go to Heaven
你所有死去的宠物都会在那里等着你 and all your dead pets are waiting for you
你还会和那些老智者一起共进盛大的晚餐 and there's a big dinner party with old smart people.
他们上床后 你还会和柯特和里弗 When they go to bed, there's a big after party
进行餐后派对 with - and River.
我觉得重点在于 I think the problem is that
你把太多的时间花在操心去往那里发生的事 you spend so much time worried about what's up there
以至于错过了这里现实的派对 that you're missing out on the real party down here.
我觉得对有些人来说 I guess for some of us,
派对并没有那么重要 parties are not so important.
这是一个比喻 It was a metaphor.
奇普 Chip?
哎哟哟 Well, well, well.
看看谁回来了 Look who's back.
我能私下和你谈谈吗 Can I talk to you? Alone?
你知道他会告诉我们你说的所有事吧 You know he's just gonna tell us everything you say, right?
你有麻烦了 奇普 You're in trouble, Chip.
他们知道申请的事了 They know about the applications.
杜克招生办的人 Someone on the Duke admissions board's
和朗威尔的爸爸是朋友 friends with Longwell's dad.
对不起 萨拉 I'm sorry, Sara.
我不知道你在说什么 No idea what you're talking about.
奇普 这不是开玩笑 Chip, this isn't a joke.
他们说这涉及侵犯隐私 They're saying that it was an invasion of privacy,
诈骗 身份偷窃 fraud, identity theft,
他们要起诉学校 and they wanna sue the school,
甚至还可能提起刑事诉讼 maybe even press criminal charges,
我知道你之前逃脱过很多次 and I know you've gotten yourself out of bad situations before,
但这次不一样 but this is different.
如果我没有什么办法 Well, if there's nothing I can do about it,
你为什么还非得来告诉我 why'd you even feel the need to tell me?
因为我在乎你 笨蛋 Because I care about you, moron.
要是我被赶出去了 I mean, it's not like you would miss me
你肯定也不会想我 if I got kicked out,
现在你和朗威尔都... now that you and Longwell are‐‐
是你 对吧 That was you, wasn't it?
舞会那晚在树林里 是你跟踪了我们 In the woods that night of the dance? You followed us.
是的 我跟踪你来到了我们的地方 Yeah, I followed you to our spot.
-你说得对 -我真不知道我问什么还要来 - You're damn right. ‐ I don't know why I even try.
我问你 萨拉 Let me ask you something, Sara.
我们一直都在一起嘲笑朗威尔有多逊 All the time we spent laughing at Longwell's fucking lameness,
那都是谎言吗 was that all a lie?
你和我一起只是为了气你爸爸吗 Did you just keep me around to make daddy angry?
他的确很烂 好吗 He is lame, okay?
你很好 And you're brilliant
很有冲劲 很有性格 and challenging and complicated
我只想要开心 and I just wanna be happy,
但你总会让这个目标变得更加艰难 a goal you mostly made more difficult, not less.
想开心并不是什么错事 奇普 There's nothing wrong with wanting to be happy, Chip.
凯文和朗威尔的父母 Kevin and Longwell's parents.
他们是来找老鹰的 They're here to meet with the Eagle.
那是霍莉的爸爸 And that's Holly's dad.
他又怎么了 What's so bad about him?
除了他生出霍莉之外 Besides his complicity in siring Holly.
他是州里最好的诉讼律师 He's one of the top litigators in the state.
真低级 That's a low bar.
双关了 Pun intended.
我真的很遗憾 奇普 I'm really sorry, Chip.
谢谢你的关心 Thanks for your concern.
要点亮你的情绪吗 Lighter for your thoughts?
你想谈谈吗 Wanna talk about it?
我明白 Look, I get it.
看他们一起真的很奇怪 It's weird seeing them together.
他们真的很不般配 They're totally mismatched.
就像一个...可爱又愚蠢的狗 Like if a...sweet but dumb dog
和一个可爱的罗马尼亚鸭子一起交往 was dating a cute Romanian duck.
我不在乎帕吉和劳拉 I don't care about Pudge and Lara.
我自己的恋爱已经够折磨人了 I have my own tortured love life to contend with.
你是说和杰克吗 我以为你们已经结束了 You mean with Jake? I thought that was over.
他每天都在给我打电话 He's been calling me every day,
想和我复合 trying to get back together.
你知道吗 You know what?
我也许太着急和他结束了 I may have been too hasty ending things with him.
-真的吗 -嗯 ‐ Really? - Yeah.
真的 Really.
你不理解成熟大人恋爱中 You just don't understand the nuances
那些细微的区别 of a mature adult relationship
因为你从来没有体验过 because you've never experienced one.
你也许永远不会体验了 And you probably never will.
你说得都对 From your lips to God's ears.
喂 Hello?
阿拉斯加 Alaska?
阿拉斯加 是你吗 你没事吧 Alaska, is that you? Are you okay?
我觉得那是阿拉斯加 I think that was Alaska.
你应该给她回电 You should call her back.
对不起 Sorry!
不 只是我觉得我的屁股 Oh, no, it's just, uh, I don't think my butt
被天鹅咬了以后就不一样了 is ever gonna be the same after the swan.
我从来没想到我会说出这种话 Wow, that's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
真是太痛苦了 This is painful.
我要去图书馆了 你们有一小时 I'm going to the library. You have an hour.
抱歉 露丝 Sorry, Ruth.
我们得搞个自己的房间 We really need to get our own room.
有人给你口过吗 Have you ever had a blow job?
真是有点突然[蓝] That's out of the blue.
蓝色 Uh, the‐‐the blue?
我是说 我只是 Oh, I‐‐I mean, like, um, uh, I just,
有点惊讶 um, like, out of left field.
算了 Uh, forget it.
你...你为什么会这么想 Um, what‐‐what made‐‐ what made you think of that?
我从来没给人口过 I've never given one.
我也从来没被人口过 Oh, I've never gotten one.
你觉得会很好玩吗 Do you think it would be fun?
嗯 我是说 Yeah. Um, I mean...
我想是的 I‐‐I‐‐I think so.
我不知道 I‐‐I don't know. Um...
我觉得我想 I think I want to.
好吧 Okay.
我要做些什么吗 Well, do I do something?
我觉得也许你应该... I‐‐I think maybe, um, you're supposed to...
动一动 Move?
怎么动 How?
我显然也不是专家 Clearly I'm not an expert at this.
也许我们先把这事放一放 Hey, maybe we just table this and, um,
再看一集 watch another episode.
好 Okay.
你是我最好的学生之一 马丁先生 You are one of my best students, Mr. Martin.
谢谢 斯塔恩斯老师 Thanks, Mr. Starnes.
你绝对是排名前三的管理者 You are without a doubt a top three administrator.
你真有意思 You're funny.
你很聪明 You're bright.
你知道真正的成功来自于不懈的努力 You understand that true success comes from hard work,
提高学习成绩 mastering your studies.
所以我看到你因为 Which is why it grieves me
如此愚蠢的错误而要离开这里才这么难过 to see such a stupid stunt cost you your place here.
我不知道你在说什么 先生 Uh, not sure what you're referring to, sir.
我感觉好像有人 I get the sense that someone is trying
要陷害我什么的 但是 to make me take the fall for something, but‐‐
你被看到了 You were seen.
不好意思 Uh, sorry.
在哪里被看到了 先生 Seen where, sir?
在这里 舞会那一晚 Here, the night of the dance.
霍莉·墨瑟在毛衣上撒了果汁 Holly Moser spilled punch on her sweater
于是她回来换衣服 and she was going to change
看到你正从宿舍区往树林里走 when she saw you tearing toward the woods from the dormitories.
只要在这所校园里 Within the walls of this campus,
我有权对任何乱纪的行为作出裁决 I have the tools to adjudicate any transgression.
但是涉及到其他的学校 When you involve another campus‐‐
一所在其他州的著名学府 an esteemed university in a different state,
我就无法控制事态了 I lose control of the situation.
你不可能威胁了一个年轻人的未来 You can't threaten a young man's future
还指望自己不会摊上任何后果 and think that it won't have consequences.
我是说 他们的未来 I mean, their futures
其实也没有受到什么威胁 对吗 aren't really threatened, though, are they?
他们父母处理了所有事 人人都是朋友 Parents sorted everything out, everybody's friends.
他们的申请无效 Their applications have been purged
提交期限延长了 的确没事 and the deadline was extended, yes.
我觉得这是没有受害者的犯罪 Sounds to me like a victimless crime.
他们的父母可不这么觉得 Well, their parents don't see it that way,
他们愿意闹上法庭 甚至想叫警察 and they're willing to involve the courts, even the police.
你知道你做的事是违法的吗 Do you know that what you did was illegal?
那是个线上大学应用 It was an online college app.
那是用网络进行诈骗 It was using the Internet to commit fraud.
恕我直言 先生 With all due respect, sir,
那是一篇关于拉屎在裤子里的论文 it was an essay about shitting your pants.
我不是笨蛋 马丁先生 I'm no fool, Mr. Martin.
我知道这不是你一个人干的 I know you didn't do this alone,
我知道可能有谁帮助了你 and I know who probably helped you.
你想把他们也揪出来吗 Do you want to bring them down with you?
如果我开除你 你乖乖离开这里 If I expel you and you go quietly,
那些父母们也许就会满意 that might be enough to satisfy these parents.
没有其他人需要再为此付出代价 No one else needs to pay for this.
所以只有妈妈在 So, just the black kid
给人端洋葱土豆煎饼的黑人小孩被开除 whose mom serves hash browns ends up getting expelled?
孩子 不要说成... Son, do not make this about‐‐
那样 about that.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
他们一直在等这个机会 They've just been waiting on their chance.
那你为什么要给他们这个机会 奇普 Then why did you give it to them, Chip?
给你24小时 You have 24 hours.
承认这个恶作剧是你一个人做的 Admit that this prank was yours and yours alone
这一切都解决了 and this matter is resolved.
如果你不从 那就会开展调查 Fight and you will open up an investigation
可能会拖你的朋友们一起下水 that will bring your friends down with you.
我建议你去找他们告别吧 I suggest you start saying your good‐byes.
来看看我是不是还活着吗 Checking that I'm still alive?
小心点总是好事 Operating out of an abundance of caution.
人们总是很害怕安静 People are so still afraid of stillness.
你来看我只是为了打扰我吗 Is disturbing my tranquility the only reason for your visit?
我们差不多一直是这样 但是 It is kind of becoming our thing, but, um...
不 我是来给你这个的 No. I'm here to give you this.
我的论文 My paper...
现在是你的了 which is now yours and...
我也想告诉你 我的任务失败了 to also let you know that I failed the assignment.
为什么呢 Oh? Why is that?
我的问题 My question...
没有答案 It has no answer.
最好的问题往往都没有答案 All the best questions don't.
所以那些问题才值得一问 That's what makes them worth asking.
那我做得很棒 Well, then I totally nailed it.
我们要如何离开痛苦的迷宫 阿拉斯加·杨
我们不用这样 We don't have to.
我只是觉得这可能... I‐‐I just thought it might be, um...
是教程 instructional,
但如果这很尴尬 but if it's weird‐‐
《麦迪森镇的小贱人》
我不知道你有没有看过改编的那本书 Not sure you read the book that it's based on
或者看过那部电影 or watched the movie.
梅丽尔·斯特里普真的很棒 Meryl Streep is really good in it.
我是欧洲人 迈尔斯 I'm European, Miles.
我也不是没看过黄片 It's not like I haven't seen a porno before.
-好吧 -好吧 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay.
来吧 宝贝 Oh, come on, baby.
天啊 太生动了 Oh, God, this is graphic.
他为什么这么用力拉她的头发 Why is he pulling her hair so much?
糟糕的主意 这一点都没用 Bad idea. This is not helpful,
我还想说 and may I add,
改编并不忠实原著 not a faithful adaptation.
我们俩都认识一个 There is someone we both know
也许能帮我们的人 who could possibly help us.
如果你们问我在这种事上的意见 那你们 If you're asking for my guidance in the matter, your, um...
你们的感情进展肯定很好 your relationship must be really progressing,
性意义上的 sexually speaking.
我知道这是个糟糕的主意 You know, I knew this was a bad idea.
这是个很好的主意 It's a great idea.
我恰好是这方面的专家 I happen to be an expert on the subject.
你们可以打给杰克 证实我的能力 Feel free to call Jake to confirm my prowess.
不用了 没事 No need. I'm fine.
那你能帮助我们吧 So, you can help us?
第一要务 牙齿 First order of business, teeth.
舌头舔在根部 Tongue over the bottom ones.
嘴巴张大 含住最上面 Mouth open wide to cover the top.
第二 虽然有很多传言 Second order, despite the slang terminology,
但你不用真的要深喉 you don't actually have to be sword swallower.
不要干呕 窒息 或者没必要的耸动 No gagging, choking, or unwanted tea bagging.
我还是让你们两个女孩子单独聊吧 You know, I might just leave you ladies to talk about this.
不 帕吉 我们需要你 Oh, no, Pudge, we need you here.
因为等我们说完了 Because when we're done,
你要去食堂 you're gonna go to the dining hall
拿一个桃子 我要教你 and you're gonna procure a peach, and I'm gonna show you
你要怎么回报劳拉 what you need to do for Lara in order to reciprocate.
现在 Now...
看好了 Observe.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
奇普 Chip.
怎么了 孩子 What's wrong, hon?
妈妈 如果我搞砸了一切 你还会爱我吗 Mom, would you still love me even if I messed everything up?
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
当然了 Of course.
上校 你在干什么 Hey Colonel, what are you doing?
你开着阿拉斯加的车从哪里来 Where are you coming from in Alaska's car?
我现在没心情回答问题 Not in the mood for questions.
先抽烟 Cigarettes first.
我知道这很奇怪 但是露丝总是在我房间里 I know it's weird, but Ruth is always in my room
根本没法甩掉那姑娘 and there is no getting rid of the girl.
你在开玩笑吗 这太棒了 Are you kidding me? This is‐‐this is great.
在豪华轿车里 I mean, a limo?
很经典 Very classy.
可以好好伸展腿 我不说话了 So much leg room and I'll stop talking now.
你不会相信的 You are not gonna believe‐‐
你把美妙的毒素都往外泄了 帕吉 You're letting out all the good poisons, Pudge.
谁死了 Who died?
我的未来 My future.
恭喜你 帕吉 Congratulations, Pudge.
明天 你就有单人间了 As of tomorrow, you have a single.
你今晚做什么 阿拉斯加 What you doing tonight, Alaska?
要来训练吗 Wanna come to practice?
-不用了 -好吧 ‐ I'm good. - Okay.
我有了新棍子 凶你高地 I got that new stick, bro.
我知道 这是违反规定的 Yeah, I know. It's against regulations.
-并没有 -嗯 - No, it ain't. - Yep.
我们今年要拿到4A We gonna go 4A this year, right?
-我不行了 -是啊 伙计 - I mean, I'm down. - Yeah, man.
-新来的这小子是谁 -等等 ‐ Hey, who's the new kid? - Oh, hold on.
我觉得你来错地方了 I think you at the wrong place.
这里不是伯明翰预科学校 This ain't Birmingham Preschool.
我有个问题 I got a question.
你这么矮 是不是只要付 Did you have to pay half tuition
一半的学费 because you're so short?
谢谢你的澄清 Wow, thank you for that clarification.
我来猜猜 你用光了你的字典 Let me guess, you just used up
才凑出那一句话的吧 your whole vocabulary in that one sentence.
-厉害了 -你给我闭嘴 - That's impressive - Why don't you shut up?
好了 伙计们 少分泌点睾丸激素 All right, fellas. Let's cut back on the testosterone.
你可不想凯文的蛋蛋早熟掉了 We don't want Kevin's balls to drop prematurely.
-阿拉斯加 搞什么 -给我留个玉饼 - Alaska, what the hell? - Save me a bufriedo.
阿拉斯加 Alaska!
随便了 回头收拾你 小家伙 Whatever. I'll smell you later, midget.
我明白 I understand.
吉娃娃第一天总是想攻击 The Chihuahua wants to attack the alpha dog
地盘里的领头狗 但是那两个 first day at the pound, but those two,
他们会好好收拾你的 they will literally kick your ass.
我相信我还是能抗住几次打的 I'm pretty sure I'll get some punches in, too,
而且我不是吉娃娃 and I'm not a Chihuahua.
没关系 It's fine.
我是来教你在卡尔弗溪还有更好的方式 I'm here to teach you that there are better ways
能让你进行复仇 of getting revenge here at Culver Creek.
恶作剧 Pranks.
如果你想的话 我可以帮你 If you want, I can help you.
那些人不是你的朋友吗 Ain't those guys supposed to be your friends?
说实话 我来这里是为了找同类 Honestly, I came here trying to find my people,
但目前为止只看到了拿着长曲棍球棒的笨蛋农夫 but so far it's only been turd farmers with lacrosse sticks
和爱着他们的女人 and the women who love them.
我一直在寻找 I've been looking for someone
智慧高于年龄水平的人 with an IQ higher than their age
你看起来就很符合 and you seem to fit the bill.
那么 你加入吗 So, are you in?
我当然加入了 Sure, I'm in.
我是阿拉斯加 I'm Alaska.
我是奇普 I'm Chip.
奇普 不 Chip? No.
奇普是在机场边的潜水酒吧 Chip is the kind of guy who sells beer nuts
卖啤酒花生的家伙 at a dive bar out by the airport.
-好吧 -你显然不仅只是一个奇普 ‐ Okay. - You are clearly so much more than a Chip.
我会给你想个好绰号的 I'll think of a good nickname for you.
去抽烟吧 Let's go smoke.
上校 Colonel...
我们不会让你因为我们一起做的事而被开除 we're not gonna let you get expelled for something we all did.
你们为了报复他们对我做的事而做的事 Something you did to avenge what they did to me.
如果我们对勇士们的父母 What if we issued a formal written apology
进行正式书面道歉呢 to the Warriors' parents?
他们才不会在乎我们的道歉 Like they would give a shit about our apology.
我们可以雇个律师 起诉学校 We could hire a lawyer. Sue the school.
我们可以说这种惩罚过于残酷反常 We could say it's cruel and unusual punishment.
我是被开除 不是被处决 I'm getting expelled, not executed.
我们连载安妮小姐餐厅的五星套餐都买不起 And we can barely afford a five‐star special at Miss Ann's.
-怎么能请得起律师 -我知道了 - How are we gonna get a lawyer? - Oh, I know.
我们可以请学生陪审团来裁决 We can petition the student jury to decide
然后贿赂他们 就像上一次 and then bribe them, like last time.
太晚了 It's too late.
老鹰已经下决定了 The Eagle already made the final decision.
我去找他 告诉他一切都是我干的呢 What if I go to him and tell him I did everything by myself?
然后铎美野区 帕吉也去 劳拉也去 And then Takumi did, then Pudge, then Lara?
很《斯巴达克斯》 我喜欢 Full "Spartacus." I like it.
我觉得那只有在所有人 I feel like that only works
都没有犯下他们承认的事时 if everyone isn't actually guilty
才算有用 of the things they're confessing to.
没错 Exactly.
这样所有人都会被开除 Then everyone would get expelled,
这正是我想避免的 which is what I'm trying to avoid.
我被人看到跟着萨拉和朗维尔 I was seen following Sara and Longwell
在那晚走进了树林里 into the woods that night.
我听从了我的冲动 没有遵守协议 I followed my heart instead of protocol
现在我要为此付出代价 and now I'm paying the price for my passion.
我早上会去找老鹰承认 I'll go to the Eagle in the morning and confess.
然后我就离开 Then I'll go.
这真的太难受了 This truly sucks.
我要出去走走 I'm gonna go for a walk.
-要我陪你吗 -不 我要去好好想想 ‐ Want some company? - No, I need to think.
哈尔特先生 Mr. Halter.
我想和你聊聊奇普·马丁 I just wanna talk to you about Chip Martin.
请进 马丁先生 请进 Come on in, Mr. Halter. Come on in.
你可能会觉得有些惊讶 This may not come as a surprise to you,
但我在这里读书的时候 but when I was a student here
不是很受欢迎 I wasn't exactly the most popular.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
但你知道谁一直在照顾我吗 But you know who was looking out for me?
是我的老师们 My teachers.
我要说的重点是 迈尔斯 I guess the point that I'm trying to make, Miles,
我知道你觉得我是你的敌人 is that I know you feel like I'm an enemy,
但我不是 but I'm not.
听我说 So listen to me.
你救不了你的朋友 You can't save your friend,
但你没有必要牺牲你自己 but you don't have to sacrifice yourself.
你还有大好的未来 You still have a bright future here.
但是如果他不在这里 But what will this place even be like
这地方还算什么 if he's not here?
他爱这所学校 He loves this school.
他爱他的朋友 爱海德博士的课 He loves his friends and Dr. Hyde's lectures
也爱被从篮球比赛上赶出去 and getting kicked out of basketball games.
这个地方不仅仅只属于朗维尔和凯文这样的人 This place doesn't just belong to the Longwells and Kevins.
这也是奇普的学校 This is Chip's school, too.
没有人比我更不想看到 And no one is more disappointed than me
马丁先生离开 to see Mr. Martin leave.
但是他是靠奖学金在这里学习的 必然会有审查 But he was here on scholarship and with that comes scrutiny.
所以我生来就是 So just because I happen to be born
沃特·哈尔特的儿子 the son of Walter Halter
所以我有免死金牌 means that I get a free pass,
但是他不是什么二代 but because he isn't a legacy
没有钱和影响力... and doesn't have money or influence‐‐
只要他遵守规矩 He wouldn't have needed any of those things
就根本不会出这种事 if he had just followed the rules.
但我同意 But I agree with you.
卡尔弗溪没有他就不一样了 Culver Creek isn't gonna be the same without him.
你知道你那个瘦小子室友在哪里吗 Any idea where your roommate's skinny ass is?
不知道 No clue.
但是再过十一个小时左右 But he's only my roommate for...
他就不是我的室友了 11‐ish more hours,
所以他可以抢占先机 so he can get a head start
先为自己谋个好出路 on taking care of himself for a change.
他肯定是和劳拉去别的什么地方了 I'm sure he's probably off with Lara somewhere.
我的最后一晚 My last night
帕吉却在爽 and Pudge is out getting his pole smoked.
至少这个地盘是他的了 At least he got his priorities straight.
永远要做最大胆的恶作剧 Hey, ballsiest prank ever.
我觉得我们应该给你立个雕像 I think we should make a statue out of you.
附议 Seconded.
我们都能为一个真正伟大的 Who needs another bronze monument
战略家庆祝了 to some Civil War general
谁还需要什么卡尔弗溪 when you could celebrate a truly great
内战将军铜像 military strategist?
雕像 A statue, huh?
我的未来全毁了 My future is completely fucked
你们只会想出这个吗 and that's the best y'all can do?
其实真的不错 It's pretty damn good.
一个经得起时间考验的东西 Something to stand the test of time immemorial,
就算我们都走了 here long after we're gone,
你也会永远被人记得 ensuring that you'll never be forgotten.
但事实上 But that's the thing.
不会的 I will.
我离开这个地方后 The second I leave this place,
一切都会恢复正常 it'll go back to normal.
上课铃照常响起 The bell will ring,
大家都会继续上课 everyone will go back to class,
很快 and pretty soon
我就会是一段遥远的记忆 I'll be a distant memory.
就算对你们来说也是 Even to y'all.
我只会是一个你们认识过的 I'll just be that funny little black dude
有意思的黑人 you knew back in the day.
好几年后的一天 Till one day years from now...
你们会想 You'll just be thinking...
"不知道奇普·马丁过得怎么样 "Hey, I wonder what happened to Chip Martin?"
要是他那么多年前没有被开除 "I wonder what he would have made of himself
不知道现在会是什么样了" "If he never would have got expelled all those years ago?"
更有可能 Chances are...
你们根本记不起为什么 you won't even remember why.
-没人会记得 -不会的 - Nobody will. - That is not true.
-我们永远都是朋友 -不 - We will always be friends. - No.
我们不会的 We won't.
我们不能是朋友 We can't.
从明天开始 Starting tomorrow,
我将会是因为你而被开除的 I'll be the guy who got kicked out of school
家伙 because of you,
你会一直愧疚 and you'll always feel guilty,
而我会一直怨恨 and I'll always feel resentful.
这种友谊可持续不了太久 And that's no recipe for a friendship, now is it?
上校 Yo, Colonel,
我们还是说点开心的吧 I think it's time we lighten up on the sauce, huh?
不 不 不 Nope, nope, nope.
酒后吐真言 铎美 In vino veritas, Takumi.
要是她没有告密 If she wouldn't have ratted,
她的书就不会被毁 her books would have never gotten destroyed,
我就不会要搭下一辆巴士回拖车公园了 and I wouldn't be on the next bus back to the trailer park.
好吧 Okay, um,
今晚就到此为止吧 I think it's time we call it a night.
-阿拉斯加 -不 这不公平 ‐ Alaska? - No, that's not fair.
我从来没有让你这么做 I never asked you to do that.
我现在就去老鹰的房子里 And I'll go to the Eagle's house right now
我去承认所有的一切 我会的 and I'll confess the whole goddamn thing. I will.
不 Nah.
如果你真的愿意 If that were really true,
你早就去了 you would have done it by now.
你猜出我要来这里了 You figured out where I was going?
并不难猜 It wasn't hard.
发生了什么 What happened?
没什么 Nothing.
-太好了 -不 不好 ‐ Good. - No, it's‐‐it's not good.
这 这不公平 It's, um‐‐it's not fair
也不正义 or just.
这太糟糕了 It's fucked up.
不 不要再这样 No, not this again.
你那么幸运 You are so lucky,
但是你一点都不感激 也并不享受 and instead of being grateful and enjoying it,
你只是在追求理想中的生活 you are on some mission to find some imaginary life.
这不是理想 It's not imaginary.
这是我可能的伟大 It's my great perhaps.
那是什么意思 可能的伟大 What does that even mean, great perhaps?
卡尔弗溪是我们拥有美好未来的机会 Culver Creek is our chance at a great future.
努力学习 进入好大学 Work hard, get into a good college,
成为我们想成为的人 become anything we want.
你想赌上所有的一切 And you want to risk all of that...
为了什么 For what?
我很遗憾上校要被开除了 I am so sorry that the Colonel is being expelled.
但是他被抓到了 但我们没有 But he was caught and we weren't,
我并不遗憾 and I am not sorry for that,
因为这说明我们能留下来 because that means that we get to stay here.
那就是一切 And that's everything.
我的朋友才是一切 My friends are everything.
如果你理解不了 那么 And if you can't understand that then‐‐
那么怎样 Then what?
我要走了 I gotta go.
你真的想这样结束吗 You really wanna end it this way?
为什么不呢 Why not?
这样大家就能更加轻松地往前看 Makes it easier for everyone to move on.
好吧 All right.
阿拉斯加 很抱歉上校这么混蛋 Alaska, sorry the Colonel's being a prick.
上校 Colonel...
-祝你好运 -你可以走了 - Good luck. ‐ Uh‐huh, you can go.
自怨自艾不适合你 上校 Self pity was never your thing, Colonel.
我总是觉得你更应该是一个斗士 I always thought you were more of a fighter.
很抱歉让你失望了 Well, sorry to let you down.
看来你现在懂这种感觉了 Guess you know how it feels now.
-怎么了 -没什么 ‐ What's wrong? ‐ Nothing.
有什么 我们去抽烟吧 Everything. Let's just go smoke.
他只是在发泄情绪 He's just spinning out.
能怪他吗 Can you blame him?
他说的对 He is kind of right.
是我的错 It's my fault.
我只是希望他别这么混账 I just wish he hadn't been such an asshole about it.
我刚刚和劳拉吵了愚蠢的一架 I just got into a dumb fight with Lara.
我还不知道她会和人吵架 I didn't know she had it in her.
主要是我的问题 It was mostly me.
我也不知道你会和人吵架 I didn't know you had it in you, either.
她刚学会怎么口交 So you guys are on the rocks,
你们俩就遭遇问题了 just when she learned to give head.
真难办 It's a tough one.
我现在不觉得我们俩 I don't ever really think we were even
该在一起了 right for each other.
我知道 I know.
这很糟糕 但是 Look, it sucks, but...
欢迎加入我们 welcome to the club.
我和杰克 萨拉和上校 Me and Jake and Sara and the Colonel.
我们都是爱情的失败者 We're all losers in love.
我明白上校为什么这么生气 I get why the Colonel was so pissed.
这地方的确是他离开拖车公园的门票 This place really was his ticket out of the trailer park.
他也许是一个愤怒的混蛋 He may be an angry little asshole,
但是我不知道我能不能忍受 but I don't know if I can live with the idea
他余生都会恨我 of him hating me for the rest of his life.
那... Well...
我们回去 we just go back,
道歉 apologize,
然后 and then...
和他一起 Just be with him...
直到他离开 Till he leaves.
那么简单吗 It's that easy, huh?
就那么简单 It's that easy.
好吧 Okay.
走吧 帕吉 Let's go, Pudge.
上校 我也是个混蛋 所以 Colonel, it turns out I'm an asshole, too, so...
好吧 把他搬到床上 All right, let's get him in the bed.
看来没法和上校进行推心置腹的聊天了 Well, so much for honest conversation with the Colonel.
现在怎么办 Now what?
既然我们还没准备好推心置腹 Since we're already in the mood for honesty,
我想 I'm thinking...
大量的酒精加上真心话大冒险 copious amounts of alcohol with a little truth or dare.
除非你觉得真心话大冒险 Unless you think that truth or dare
只适合初中小屁孩 was played out by seventh grade.
我没玩过 Never played it before.
初中没有朋友 Didn't have any friends through seventh grade.
太惨了 迈尔斯 That's a sad story, Miles.
现在有机会了 Now's your chance.
肯定会很有意思的 This is gonna be fun.
看起来好棒 That looks so good.
交给我吧 谢谢 I'll take over. Thanks.
《名人遗言》 迈尔斯·哈尔特
人生图书馆
这是我十年后的真心话 That's the truth of where I'll be in ten years.
等等 在这个梦幻未来里 Hold on, so in this mythical future
我是一名女权小说家吗 I am a feminist novelist?
我们会划分出一片区域 We'll have a very small section
专门展示我们认可的男性作家 for white male authors we approve of.
基本只有你和苏斯博士 Basically just you and Dr. Seuss.
苏斯博士明显是个种族歧视的人 Apparently Dr. Seuss was a racist.
-没错 -什么 ‐ Yeah. ‐ What?
你毁掉了一切 帕吉 You ruin everything, Pudge.
好吧 那就只有你 Fine, it's just gonna be you, then.
那只是因为 Um, that's only because
你的第一本书显然是写我的 the first book will clearly be about me.
是吗 Oh, will it now?
还能是写谁的 Who else would it be about?
不是劳拉 Not Lara.
也许是这个笨蛋 Maybe this idiot.
那么 我会成为小说家 So...I'm gonna be a novelist.
也许吧 Well, maybe.
如果你开始好好从头看书 If you start reading books from the beginning
而不是直接跳到最后几行 instead of just skipping to the end for last words.
等等 但是未来这本小说的名字不是叫 Wait, but isn't the title of this future novel,
《名人遗言》吗 Famous Last Words?
你搞错这个故事的重点了 You're missing the point of the story.
重点是我十年后会在哪里 The point is where I'll be in ten years,
而不是你会在哪里 not where you're gonna be.
对 你会成为 Right, and you're gonna be...
嬉皮书店的店长 An owner of a hipster book store.
是的 Yes.
或者哥伦比亚大学的文学教授 Or a literature professor at Columbia
教... teaching a class on...
反女主的课 anti‐heroines.
我不知道 I don't know.
我只知道我会离家很远 All I know is that I'm gonna be far away from home
做我爱的事 doing something I love,
鼓励女孩子们理直气壮地做最厉害的自己 and inspiring girls to be their unapologetically badass selves.
你也可以的 You're gonna do it, too.
毋庸置疑 No doubt about it.
好了 说够我了 Okay, enough about me.
真心话还是大冒险 迈尔斯 Truth or dare, Miles?
真心话 Truth.
我们感恩节在多洛莉丝家时 When we were in Dolores's room at Thanksgiving...
你想吻我吗 Did you wanna kiss me?
上帝啊 Jesus.
我能不能换成大冒险 Um, can‐‐can I switch to dare?
不能 No.
那个 Well...
我以为很明显了 I thought it was pretty obvious.
明显到你把我从床上踢了下去 I mean, obvious enough that you kicked me out of the bed.
嗯 Yeah.
我是想亲你 I‐‐I did wanna kiss you.
你... Did‐‐did you...
想... you know, wanna‐‐
不 你要说真心话大冒险 No, you‐‐you have to burn a truth or dare
才能问问题 to ask a question.
好吧 Fine. Um...
真心话还是大冒险 truth or dare?
真心话 Truth.
你当时想吻我吗 Did you wanna kiss me?
想 Yes.
我没有是因为 上校给了我一些糟糕的建议 I didn't because I got some bad advice from the Colonel.
轮到你了 真心话还是大冒险 Your turn. Truth or dare?
等等 Oh, um, wait. Hold on.
真心话还是大冒险 Truth or dare.
真心话 Truth.
我和杰克分手时 你开心吗 Were you happy when Jake and I broke up?
开心 Yes.
你为什么 Why did you?
我是说 为什么分手 Break up, I mean.
真心话吗 Truth?
因为 Um, because...
我想能够和另一个人一起 I wanted to be available for someone else.
比如说你 Like, maybe you.
但是这都不重要了 因为 But it doesn't matter because
我 I'm...
我对大家都不好 I'm bad for everyone.
我伤害了杰克 我毁了上校的人生 I hurt Jake. I ruined the Colonel's life.
所以 So...
相信我 你不想要我的 Trust me. You don't want me.
我来决定 I get to decide
什么 或者谁 what and who‐‐
谁 Whom.
我想要谁 Whom I want.
谁对我好 Who's good for me.
这里的所有人都把我当小孩子 Everyone around here treats me like I'm a little kid.
好像我不能自己做决定似的 Like I can't make my own decisions,
但我可以 but I can.
我可以为我自己的行为负责 I'm responsible for my actions.
我能承受非议 I can handle the heat.
真的吗 Really?
你可以承受非议 You can handle the heat?
嗯 Yeah.
我可以 I can.
好吧 All right.
迈尔斯 Miles...
真心话还是大冒险 truth or dare?
大冒险 Dare.
吻我 Kiss me.
我爱你 阿拉斯加·杨 I love you, Alaska Young.
别走 Don't go.
未完待续 To be continued.
我要离开这里 I need to get out of here.
-我忘了 -发生了什么 - I forgot. ‐ What's going on?
-我到底要搞砸几次呢 -阿拉斯加 搞什么 ‐ How many times can I fuck up? ‐ Alaska, what the hell?
我要离开这里 I have to get out of here.
现在吗 Okay, now?
-对 现在 -你要去哪里 ‐ Yes, now. ‐ Where are you trying to go?
支开老鹰 让他离开他的房子 Just distract the Eagle and get him out of his house, okay?
你确定你现在能开车吗 Are you sure you're okay to‐‐to drive?
我是无敌的 I'm fucking invincible.
我要在老鹰的屋子边点这个 I'm gonna light these off at the Eagle's place.
你帮她打开门 You help her with the gate.
该死 God damn it.