短篇小说 Short Stories
嗨！ Hi!
他们将要一两分钟。 They'll be a couple of minutes.
好的。 五 Right.
你还好吗？ 还行。 - Is that OK with you? - Yeah.
马克斯，你来了？ Max, are you coming?
等一下。 Just a minute.
你好吗？ How are you?
你有一篇小说？ Do you have a novel?
没有 No.
人们这个时候不会再买这类书了。 People aren't buying this kind of thing at the moment.
他们希望是震撼的大作 宏大叙述的。 They want blockbusters - big narratives.
你有一部小说？ Do you have a novel?
没有 No.
短篇小说 SHORT STORIES
米哈伊尔·西格尔电影 a Mikhail Segal film
按喜欢的方式，他们重新设计了。 like the way they redesigned it.
它曾经是... It used to be...
曾经是一个... Used to be a...
全部改写 FIX-IT-ALL
按喜欢的方式，他们重新设计了。 它曾经是小孩式的咖啡馆。 like the way they redesigned it. It used to be a kids cafe.
请稍等。 Excuse me a moment.
嗨！ Hi!
呼！交通堵塞... 你到这里还好吗？ Whew! Traffic... You got here all right?
在公园一辆接一辆 Bumper-to-bumper at the park
按喜欢的方式，他们重新设计了。 like the way they redesigned it.
小孩式的咖啡馆，还记得吗？ A kids cafe, remember?
不,我不记得了。 那个地方提供冰淇淋 - No, I don't. - The place to come for ice cream
提供银制的高脚杯。 像现在小孩式的就没有这些东西了。 Served in silver goblets. Nothing like that for kids now.
在超级商城游戏中心 不一样。 - A play center at the supermall - Not the same.
你准备好点菜了吗？ Are you ready to order?
一杯卡布奇诺。 美国人。还要什么甜点？ - A capuccino. - Americana. What desserts do you have?
试试挽歌吧。 挽歌？ - Try Elegy. - Elegy?
你没有尝试过 我们其他的水果美味？ 没有 - Have you ever had our Fruit Delight? - No
就要挽歌吧， 不需要水果。 It's like Elegy, but without the fruit.
我会考虑一下。 I'll think about it.
你们有冰淇淋吗 放在银质脚杯里的？ Do you have ice cream in silver goblets?
当然有，30卢布一颗。 一样的还是不同的？阿瓦洛斯。 Sure, 30 rubles a scoop. Same or different ?avors.
请给我一杯意式咖啡和 一颗冰淇淋。 I'll have an espresso and one scoop of ice cream, please.
对不起...！ Excuse me...!
你说晚了。 他说他会考虑一下。 - You said later. - He said he'd think about it.
我们有挽歌... 我需要先看一下吗？ I'll have the Elegy... Could I have a look at it first?
唯一的区别是水果？ So, the only difference is the the fruit?
挽歌用白酒调味。 Elegy is flavored with liquor.
然后才是喜悦。 The Delight, then.
你点什么？ What did you order?
喜悦。 Delight.
不错的地方，不是吗？很现代。 Nice place, isn't it? Modern.
这是附近唯一的地方 带着欧洲的气氛。 It's the only place around with an European vibe.
不好的环境真的能 让谈话寡然无味，是不是？ Wrong vibe can really kill the conversation, right?
你的想法非常棒。我喜欢。 You are very thorough. like it.
好的组织 最后总会得到回报。 Good organization always pays off in the end.
一个朋友的妈妈提醒你。 你是潮流的引领者。 A friends mom recommended you. You're a trendsetter.
我们希望它真的很特别。 We want it to be really special.
你能想象得到回报。 销售日期已经30年过去了。 Can imagine the offers you had. 30 years past their sell-by date.
可怕的，大部分。 Ghastly, most of it.
我们想要些不同的东西。 我们想策划这一切。 We want something different. And we'd like to plan it all out.
是的，你清楚地是一对 摩登夫妇。 Yes, you're clearly a modern couple.
你选择了这个 摩登的地方... You've chosen this modern place...
你介意我们 坐过来吗？ Do you mind if we move over there?
为什么我们要坐过去？ Why did we move?
我们要谈一会儿， 所以气氛很重要。 We're going to talk for a while, so ambience is important.
如果你呆在那里， 你会看哪里？ If you stayed there, what would you see?
窗户。 对。窗户后面呢？ - The window. - Right. And what's beyond?
一家商店。 哪个店？ - A store. - Which store?
搞定一切 揊ix-It-All"
公交车从这条街道上下通过。 And buses running up and down the street.
风水不好,是吗？ 对。 - Not very feng shui, is it? - Right.
现在，你看到一个书柜。 Now, you see a bookcase.
阳光落下穿过房间。 Sunlight falling across the room.
完全不同的体验。 A completely different experience.
风水很酷！ Feng shui is pretty cool!
回到在莫斯科工作时 Back when worked in Moscow...
你曾在莫斯科工作？ You used to work in Moscow?
我们就在街对面 从搞定一切过去 We're across the street from 揊ix-It-All...
请介绍奥列格。 Please meet Oleg.
您好！ 嗨！ - Hello! - Hi!
真是健康和繁荣 你和你的子孙！ Here's to health and prosperity To you and your posterity!
当然，它不是一成不变的。 Of course, it's not set in stone.
对我们来说最重要的事情 是要确切地知道 The most important thing for us is knowing exactly
什么事情 什么时候发生。 what is going to happen when.
像最近， 在我朋友的婚礼上 Like recently, at my friend's wedding-
起初，一切都 很好， at first, everything was great,
但随后司仪唱的 东西完全... but then the mc sang something utterly...
出了问题。 Out of the question.
都出于 奥列格的词汇以外。 That's way outside Oleg's vocabulary.
演奏爵士乐。 Could play jazz.
爵士乐很酷，优雅， 但不是制造畏缩。 Jazz is cool, classy, but not cringe-making.
我们会演奏手风琴 如果它在那个地方的话。 We'd go with an accordion if it there's a place for it.
我们可以应付的。 We could cope with that.
我们只是想做好准备。 We just want to be prepared.
把这一切的计划 列到分钟。开始吧。 Have it all planned to the minute. Let's start.
奥列格，靠近些。 Oleg, stay close.
我很适合你。 I've just the person for you.
一个伟大的歌手，可以演奏爵士乐 还有其他的乐器！ A great singer who does jazz and the rest!
嗨！你可以来 齿轮厂吗？ Hi! Can you come to the cogwheel factory?
在搞定一切对面？ 您能去？很大。 Opposite 揻ix-it-all"? You can? Great.
你选择了一个地点？ Have you chosen a venue?
我们一直在思考 这些家禽。 We've been thinking about Poultry.
摩登的地方。之前我已经主持了 婚礼。 Modern place. I've done weddings there before.
大约100位客人。 Takes about 100 guests.
我们下午3点开始的。 为什么？ - We'll kickoff at 3 pm. - Why?
因为杨树。 Because of the poplars.
他们蒙上了一层阴影。 当你走出礼车时... They cast a shadow. When you step out of the limo...
你想要照片去证明 不是吗？ - 当然！ You want the photos to turn out well, don't you? - Of course!
太阳从河边升起。 The sun will be over the river.
所以，这是最好的时间，你 抵达列宁大街。 So, it's best you arrive from Lenin street.
但最好看的时候是3点。 It's gonna look Perfect at 3.
太阳依旧高高挂在 清晰的杨树上头。 The sun is still up high enough to clear the poplars.
很美。我们没有想到这一点。 Amazing. We didn't think of that.
没有什么是小的。 规划不负有心人。 Nothing is too small. Planning pays off.
老学校把一切视为理所当然。 然而 - 震撼的恐怖！ The old school take things for granted. Then - shock horror!
照片里所有的脸都在阴影里！ 最主要的... All the faces in their photos are in shadow! The main thing...
最主要的是可预测的 情绪 - 从开始到结束。 The main thing is predictable emotions - from start to finish.
下午3时新娘和新郎坐礼车到达 家长们见面。 3 p.m. Bride and groom arrive in the limo. Parents meet them.
新郎的母亲带来了 传统婚礼面包。 The groom's mother has the traditional wedding loaf.
新娘的母亲， 一杯谷子。 The bride's mother, the cup of grain.
父亲带来 香槟和眼镜。 The fathers have champagne and glasses.
顺便说一句，我们应该 讨论哪些粮食。 By the way, we should discuss which grain.
传统上，人们 经常扔小麦， Traditionally, people used to throw wheat,
但在欧洲，米饭是中 "but in Europe, rice is "in"
不知道......饭吗？ don't know... Rice?
客人首先到达。他们围成 一个圈。 The guests arrive first. They form a circle.
新人进入就奏门德尔松。 音乐停止后，我开始演讲 The newlyweds enter to Mendelssohn. The music stops. start my speech
在你的婚礼大喜日子 你开始一个全新的生活。 Wild applause for 狂野的掌声 祝福新人！ This day, a wonderful 这一天，一个美好的 事情来到这里 Her Majesty Love brought 尊贵的爱将 两颗稚嫩的心合在一起。 揟wo worlds have fused 他们的世界已经融合 成一个 - 一个家庭诞生 3.15. the bride ..." 3.15 新娘...... "On your joyful wedding day You begin a brand new life."
Wild applause for the happy couple!
This day, a wonderful thing came to pass
Her Majesty Love brought together two tender hearts.
揟wo worlds have fused into one - a family is born"
"3.15. "the bride ..."
在她的面纱的彩云下方的女神 "A goddess beneath the iridescent cloud of her veil,"
用鲜花和微笑的 送她到她要去的地方。 with flowers and smiles that tend her where'er she goes.
她想像蝴蝶采集 新鲜晨露 Her thoughts are butterflies in fresh morning dew -
他们似乎没有打扰到她的幸福 "they hardly seem to disturb the bliss of her happiness."
接下来会做什么？ And what would be doing?
这取决于你的感觉。 It depends what you're feeling.
可能有什么感受？ What feelings might have?
好吧,你可能会很急... 这是在想过去的事情。 - Well, you might be anxious... - That's the last thing want.
担心婚礼？不 但也许肃然起敬 Anxious about the wedding? No. But maybe awestruck
说得对 毕竟，这是我的婚礼...... Makes sense. After all, it is my wedding...
有点着急也很自然 Being a bit anxious is natural
说得对 下一步是什么？ - Makes sense. - What's next?
为新娘鼓掌！ 现在，新郎。 "Applause for the bride!" Now, the groom."
上天圣界！ 实在是高不可攀 揂 celestial being! Exuding the unattainable
高贵的光环 为新郎鼓掌！ The manly aura of gentility!" Applause for the groom!
随着他们的结合，新的星系诞生了！ "And with their union, a tender galaxy is born!"
如何反应？ 坚持你自己就是。 - How do react? - Just be yourself.
不，我们想彻底知道。 No. We want to know exactly.
然后做到这一点。 Then do this.
再次，请。 Again, please.
微笑，如果说：“你太客气了，” "Smile as if saying "You're too kind,"
“接着往下看。就好像说，“是的，那就是我。” "then look down. As if saying, "Yes, that's me,"
“但我不是爱炫耀的人。” "but I'm not a show-off."
我们会在家里排练吧。 We'll rehearse it at home.
我知道。 让我们继续。 I'll see to that. Let's move on.
让我们排练关键点??。 Let's go over the key points.
为父母举杯。 屈手做俯卧撑。 A toast for the parents. Push-ups on knuckles.
气球。礼品。 你觉得怎么样？ Balloons. Gifts. Are you okay with that?
俯卧撑？ Push-ups?
已经4点44分。开始环节 完成。 It's 4.44. The starters are finished.
你的客人 已经开始坐立不安了。 Your guests Are growing restless.
开始两场比赛 为妇女和男人。 Announce two contests - for women and men.
首先，吹气球比赛。 First, a balloon blowing contest.
卖出它就像填补他们所有 与你最好的祝福。 " Sell it as "fill them up all with your best wishes."
男人去了 - 他们的气球弹出， The men go for it - their balloons pop,
卖出它作为祝福 这对幸福的情侣！“ sell it as 揳 salvo for the happy couple!"
但是...俯卧撑？ But... push-ups?
他们开始做俯卧撑... 谁？ - They start doing push-ups... - Who?
当然是男人。 The men, of course.
你宣布 俯卧撑比赛？ You announce a push-up contest?
嗯......此时， Well... At this point,
不知怎的，男人从来不 需要被问起。 Somehow, the men never need to be asked.
你怎么样使用诗？ 这一次，它是一个游戏。 How are you with poetry? This time, it is a game.
现在都在一起了！ 节奏！ All together now! In rhyme!
你们两个想怎样，猜猜看， 在一起一辈子？ You two would like to be, guess, together for a lifetime?
是的！ Yes!
但现在告诉我：在有压力的时候 你会支持对方。 。 7 But tell me now: at times of stress Will you support each other. . 7
是的！ Yes!
有件事情我想 要知道：你们彼此相爱吗？ There's something I'd like to know: do you adore each other?
是的！ Yes!
也许你会永远在一起 再也不分离。 Then may you be together forever and no less.
是的！ Yes!
现在好多了。 That's much better.
所以在5111 ... So.At 5111...
家庭壁炉的火光 The lighting of the family hearth.
不是真正的壁炉， 当然。我们可以使用蜡烛。 There's no real hearth, of course. We'll use candles.
想试试吗？ 当然。 - Want to try? - Of course.
5.11。外面， 天暗下来了。 5.11. outside, the light is falling.
大家对诗歌的心情 在俯卧撑后。 Everyone's in the mood for poetry after push-ups.
我们的祖先有一个传统， 带着火把到新婚夫妇的家。 Our ancestors had a tradition of bringing fire to the newlyweds' home.
用光照亮他们的爱 和他们手中的辛劳， To cast light on their love and the toil of their hands,
带来幸福和 继续他们的生活。 and bring happiness and fulfillment to their lives.
是时候点燃家里的壁炉了！ Time to light the family hearth!
愿爱火 燃烧直到永远！ May the fire of love burn forever and ever!
哪里不对？ 没有 - Is anything wrong? - No.
接下来，结婚礼物！ Next, the wedding gifts!
你确定 没事吗？ Are you sure you're all right?
是。我们什么时候开始？ Yes. What time do we do it?
下午5:25到6:00 5:25 to 6:00 p.m.
他们反应如何？ How do they react?
两种选择。 公开或秘密送礼。 Two options. Open or secret gifting.
当有人给你钱， 人们可以看到他们给了多少。 When someone hands you money, people can see how much they gave.
但是槽糕的客人 可能不喜欢这样。 Guests who are worse off might not like that.
我们可以要求他们把钱放到 儿童房里。 We could ask them to leave money under a doll's house.
作为家庭预算资金 "Laying the Foundation for the family budget."
各位来宾！现在要大家 捐赠家庭预算。 Dear guests! Time for everyone to contribute to the family budget.
通胀节节攀高，所以 我们接受一切，甚至股票。 Inflation keeps on rising, so we accept everything, even shares.
钞票 - 红色，蓝色或黄色！ 上伏特加！ Banknotes - red, blue or yellow! a shot of vodka to follow!"
但他们给得越多就越 沮丧，因为他们都是英雄 But those who gave more might get upset because their heroism
仍将下落不明。 will remain unknown.
至少，第一个选项， 我会找出谁最爱我。 At least, with the first option, I'll find out who loves me most.
但随着第二个选项， 你不会失去朋友。 But with the second option, you won't lose friends.
但现在需要知道... But need to know now...
然后？舞会 A dance, then?
无论你的生活中发生什么事情， 让我们彼此紧密相守， Whatever happens in your life, Hold on to each other tight,
让它成为一个精彩的舞蹈 通过几年的在一起！ Let it be a wonderful dance Through the years together!
不会跳舞。 这个周末我要去培训一下。 Can't dance. I'm getting some lessons this weekend.
我会教你。 I'll show you.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
我很着急......别 问我的感觉。 I'm anxious... don't know how I feel.
你只结一次婚。 You only get married once.
但这不是婚礼。 It's not the wedding yet.
确切地想知道 有什么事情发生。 Have to know exactly what's going to happen.
理解这一点。 Understand that.
想起他 向我求婚。 Remembered him proposing to me.
在这个咖啡馆。 In this very cafe.
感到震惊。 Was shocked.
他没有提醒我。 He did not warn me.
没想到 会通过。 Had not thought that one through.
这突如其来的... 出乎意外。 It came out of the blue... out of the blue.
感觉如何？ How did it feel?
我都在哭， 喝卡布奇诺之前、之中和之后。 Cried before, during and after my cappuccino.
谢谢。 Thank you.
我们轻松多了 现在，这一切都计划好了。 We're much more relaxed now that it's all planned out.
好吧，如果还有什么 需要安排... Well, if there's anything else you need organizing...
您最好安排其他 事情？ You organize other things as well?
婚礼只是 漫长旅程的开始。 A wedding is just the beginning of a long journey.
我们没有计划 那么远呢。 We haven't planned that far yet.
当然。 Of course.
等一下！ Wait!
你说你可以安排 婚礼结束后干什么？ You said you can organize what happens after the wedding?
好吧，如果你想 留下所有去寻找机会...... Well, if you want to leave it all to chance...
当然不是。我们认为 超出了我们的预算。 Of course not. We thought it was out of our budget.
不要担心现在。 Don't worry about it for now.
你希望婚礼很特殊，不是吗？ You want it to be special, don't you?
你想要做的事情是 欧式风格，对不对？ You want to do things the European way, right?
第一个选项： 花样滑冰。 First option: figure skating.
六岁开始，已经落后于 时尚了。 In six years, it will be back in fashion.
你必须现在就计划 为您的孩子的缘故。 You must plan it now for your child's sake.
选项??二：外语。 如果你想移民... Option two: foreign languages. In case you want to emigrate...
你必须明白，15年后 当地的经济将崩溃。 You must realize that in 15 years the local economy will go bust.
你不想你的女儿 在市政厅了此一生吧... You don't want your daughter to end up at city hall...
赚200美元 一个月，是不是？ Making 200 dollars a month, right?
不 - 你也不希望你的 儿子在警察局工作。 - No. - And you don't want your son working for the police.
他为什么会当警察？ Why would he?
因为这里 没有其他的工作，相信我。 Because there will be no other jobs, trust me.
一切都已经被安排好。 It's all been organized.
如果我们对抗安排， 一切都会无序的。 If we don't counter-organize, everything will go unorganized.
帮她报外语 然后。 Sign her up for foreign languages, then.
为什么不是花样滑冰？ Why not figure skating?
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
现在，夫妻生活。 当然是最重要的事情。 Now, married life. It's a great thing, of course.
对不起？ Sorry?
多长时间，你们的 相互吸引会慢慢消失？ How long before your mutual attraction fades away?
大家有没有想过 关于这件事。 We haven't thought about it yet.
你没有想过什么？ What have you thought about?
你要 离开这一切去寻找机会吗？ Are you going to leave it all to chance?
不，你会知道 我们做事很认真的， - No. - knew you would take things seriously,
所以我打了几个电话。 So I've made some calls.
遇见莉娜 -还有， 巧合的是，另一个莉娜。 Meet Lena - and, by coincidence, another Lena.
您好。 Hello.
他是一个不错的好伙伴.6年来从不说谎。 He's a nice feller.No cheating for the first 6 years.
莉娜和莉娜 是完全不同的。 Lena and Lena are completely different.
莉娜要学习 文学。她喜欢诗歌。 Lena is going to study literature. She likes poetry.
另一个莉娜还没有打算。 但她真的很漂亮。 The other Lena has no plans yet. But she's really beautiful.
没有，需要一个瞬间...... No, need a moment...
莉娜毕业后，她在德米特里 同一个办公室工作。 After Lena graduates, she could work in the same office as Dmitry.
跟第二号莉娜一起，他们能 在狗主人俱乐部相遇。 With Lena #2, they could see each other at the dog owners' club.
我们没有狗。 We don't have a dog.
我们会看到的。所以？ We'll see to that. So?
女孩，你多大了？ Girls, how old are you?
我们已经在一起6年了。 We're planning 6 years in advance.
现在，你。 Now, about you.
难道我们规划好 现在提前吗？ Are we planning well in advance now, too?
最多两年。 Two years at most.
你看到的非常好 你就会得到什么。 What you see is pretty much what you're going to get.
他们都是不错的已婚男人。 Nice married men, all of them.
我喜欢那些会做爱的人 I'd like someone who's good at sex.
难道你不想有 一个可以依靠的肩膀吗？ Wouldn't you rather have a shoulder to lean on?
说做爱吧。 Said sex.
对我是越来越清晰了？ Is it getting clearer for you?
过后我会寄给你的整个剧本。 现在让我们来讨论结局。 I'll mail you the whole script later. Let's discuss the ending now.
结局？ 是的。 - The ending? - Yes.
我们有哪些选择？ What options do we have?
不多，很遗憾。 仅能提供2050到2055。 Very few, I'm afraid. can offer 2050 and 2055.
分手的结局？ 照常。 - Separate endings? - As usual.
谁会是第一个？ 梅德很绅士,所以... - Who's going to be the first? - Dmitry is a gentleman, so...
还是太遥远了， 所以我真的不关心。 It's still too far away, so I don't really care.
我怎么会有感觉？ What am going to feel?
距离太远， 所以你不关心。 It's too far away, so you shouldn't care.
我还是想知道。 时间紧迫。 I'd still like to know. Time is running out.
午休结束了吗？ Lunch break's over?
不，不是现在。 意思是说，通常。 No, not right now. mean, generally.
妇女很少有时间 在生活中去做他们想做的事情。 Women have less time to do things in life.
年轻时，养育孩子...... Youth, raising children...
男子至少有不少于10年 享受生活。 Men have at least 10 more years to enjoy life.
很少有时间去生存。 And less years to live.
男人死得更快。 Men die sooner.
嘿，这里有爵士乐。 Hey, the jazz is here.
您好！ Hello!
伊琳娜是一个训练有素的歌手。 她是人人都喜欢的 Irina is a trained singer. She is the person to go to
如果你不想用传统 的俄罗斯婚礼歌曲。 if you don't want traditional Russian wedding songs.
当你 像我们这样的付出？ When would you like us to pay?
你需要支付款项 当它结束了。 You'll pay when it's over.
奥丽雅，你到底在干什么？ 回去工作，现在！ Olya, what the hell are you doing? Get back to work, now!
你好，这是阿列克谢。 Hello, it's Alexei.
你说你能帮我 给我的车做个技术检测。 You said you could help me with the technical inspection of my car.
我正在路上，靠近车库。 从那里可以找到你？ I'm on my way, near the garages. How do get to you from here?
似乎这里 有个环岛... There seems to be a roundabout here...
环岛 ROUNDABOUT
你从车道下来。 当您经过垃圾桶时， Hey, go straight down that lane. When you pass the trash cans,
继续开到B车道. 千万不要错过转入A车道. continue down lane B. Don't miss the turn into lane A.
这里没有任何标识， 保持你的注意力。 There's no sign, so keep your eyes peeled.
你会通过轮胎堆。 在十字路口，左转。 You'll pass a heap of tires. On the intersection, go left.
这里会有一个标识 写着汽车修理。 There's gonna be a sign saying Car Repairs.
上面写着你要去道具店 需要通过这扇门。 Say you're going to the body shop and go through the gate.
有一个不准进入的牌子在那里。 不要管它。 - There's a 揘o Entry" sign there. - Just ignore it.
您好！ Hello!
保险文件... OK，似乎 我们已经有我们需要的一切了。 Insurance papers... OK, seems like we have everything we need.
开始后再付款吗？ 不,你现在付钱。 - Do pay when it's ready? - No, you pay now.
会修多久？ 你看,我还要去警察那里 - Will it take long? - Look, I'll go to the cops
一周后。 取得证明需要三天。 after the weekend. The paperwork takes three days.
因此，这将是一个真正的 检测证书？ So it's going to be a genuine inspection certificate?
当然会的。我们不会在晚上打印的 你知道的。 Of course it will. We don't print them at night, you know.
好的 OK
哦，还有一件事。 照片在数据库中。 Oh, and one more thing. The photos in the database.
在互联网上找到他们 给每辆车拍的照片 Read it on the Internet that they take photos of every car
在检测期间 避免欺诈行为。 during the inspection to avoid fraud.
为什么你认为我们收取 10000卢布，而不是现在的8000卢布？ Why do you think we charge 10000 rubles instead of 8000 now?
我们有所有汽车制造商的照片， 所有的颜色。 We have photos of all car makes, all possible colors.
在事故现场所拍。 我们有一个家专门做 Taken at the inspection site. And we have a dude who
给这些照片PS车牌 看起来真实些。 photoshops license plates onto these photos. Looks real.
我们完工后会打电话给你的。 很好。 - We'll call you when it's done. - Great.
忘了 - 谁告诉你我的电话号码的？ 驾驶X5的马克斯。 - Forgot - who gave you my number? - Max who drives an X5.
您好。我是基里尔。 Hello. I'm Kirill.
我在这里办理旅游护照。 你在流血。 - I'm here about a travel passport. - You're bleeding.
现在付款 还是走人？ Do pay there or right away?
走人。 我自己会付款的。 Right away. I'll pay them myself.
妈的，原谅我， 我会清理干净的。 Shit, pardon me, I'll clean it up.
只是一点点血而已。 A little blood is OK.
你不会说等一下 You said won't have to wait!
妈的。 Shit.
10秒内给我打电话。 我想起一些事情。 Call me in 10 seconds. I'll think of something.
这里可以拨号。 我不是在这里提交请求。 - There's a line here. - I'm not here to file a request.
他们得到护照 也不得不等待.. Those getting a passport have to wait too..
我不是在这里办理护照。 和工作有关。 I'm not here for a passport. It's work-related.
他们都这么说。 That's what they all say.
接电话，小痞子。 Get in the line, smart ass.
安妥金市长说。 Major Antokhin speaking.
正要进去。 Was just about to come in.
要不要看我的证件？ Care to see my badge?
你想获得 护照，是吗？ You want to get that passport, don't you?
罗戈诺夫！ Loginov!
我吗？ May ?
您的护照已经准备 一个星期左右可以做好。谢谢！ - Your passport will be ready in about a week. - Thank you!
使用不同的出口，从而 不要激怒任何人。 Use a different exit so as not to irritate anyone.
从大厅的另一端出去 It comes out the other end of the hall.
妈妈！ - 我会杀了你！ 你个小婊子！ - Mom! - I'll kill you! You dumb little bitch!
七行无错误 总共两页的作文。 Seven lines without mistakes in an essay of two pages.
她是最近开始对语言学变得有兴趣的 She's become interested in philology only recently.
好吧，那么她就应该 明年再来。 Well, then she should come back next year.
舍得很乐意与任何其他主要的 因为她有这么多的失误。 Shed be happy with any other major since she has so many mistakes.
对。明年。 Right. Next year.
难道没有... 其他的选择？ Are there no... other options?
该考试已经结束。这里是她 作文，盖章和签字。 The exams are over. Here's her essay, stamped and signed.
嗯， 总会有出路？ Well, there's always a way out...
有。正前方， 然后下到大厅。 There is. Right ahead, then straight down the hall.
我知道您的讽刺。 对不起。 Understand your irony. I'm sorry.
对不起，现在得走了。 Sorry, have to go now.
我会留下我的名片，以防万一 出乎意料的事情发生。 I'll leave my card just in case something unexpectedly turns up.
我们走吧，.亲爱的。 Let's go,.sweetie.
为这样的相遇道歉 Apologies for having to meet like this.
还有一个机会 重新联考。 Take it there's an opportunity to redo the entrance exam.
或多或少。 More or less.
我很感激??。我是一个父亲， 所以你必须认识到。 I'm so grateful. I'm a father, so you must realize.
这不是一件容易的事,不是吗？ 不 - It's not going to be easy, is it? - No.
知道了。有这么多 腐败的人在贿赂。 Know. There are so many corrupt people to pay off.
我很感激??你， 一个诚实的人， I'm so grateful that you, an honest person,
同意需要时间 为我们解决事情。 have agreed to take time to settle things for us.
整个金额？ 是的。 - The entire amount? - Yes.
先生，你有访客。 Sir, you have a visitor.
准备手术。 Prepare her for surgery.
等一下，妈妈。我会在这里。 Hold on, Mom. I'll be here.
坚强些。 Try to be strong.
我们有一个会议设定在中午... 让我们来谈谈别的地方。 - We had a meeting set for noon... - Let's talk someplace else.
对不起,我来早了。 没关系。你开车吗？ - Sorry, I'm early. - It's all right. Did you drive?
不，坐的公共交通。 No, used public transport.
你介意我们谈论吗 在厕所里？ - 为什么不呢？ - Do you mind if we talk in a restroom? - Why not?
对不起,这不是太干净。 没关系。 - Sorry, it's not too clean. - It's all right.
对不起。 没关系。 - Sorry. - It's all right.
这是他们能够找出的最好的。 That is the best they get.
至少我们可以 谈些私人事情。 At least we can talk in private.
这是论文， 完全按照你说的写的。 Here are the papers, written exactly as you said.
这是 我们同意。 And this is what we agreed on.
太好了 Great.
您要数一下吗。 相信你。 - You might want to count it. - trust you.
这是从我妻子拿来的。 And this is from my wife.
对不起。可以洗干净这些钱。 没关系。 - Sorry. can wash the money. - It's all right.
这是我的错，我们新建 在这样的地方。 It's my fault we're meeting in a place like this.
你妻子怎么样了？ 她给了她一个问候。 - How's your wife? - She sends her greetings.
你的儿子上大学??了？ 我们会看到它。你好吗？ - Is your son going to university? - We'll see to it. How are you?
很不错。 Pretty well.
他妈的，真讨厌！ Fuck, that's nasty!
你好先生。 你有没有发现我们好吗？ - Hello, sir. - Did you find us all right?
因此，6个月时间， 您可以搬走。 So, six more months, and you can move in.
真希望如此...... 有东西给你。 Really hope so... have something for you.
拜托，你是认真的？ Come on, are you serious?
不应该有？ Shouldn't have?
抱歉。我的错。 Sorry. My mistake.
下面是帐户详细信息。 他们复印在你的手中。 Here are the account details. Copy them in your own hand.
我已经记住他们。 这公寓是我的吗？ I've memorized them. Which appartment is mine?
其中之一。它们被认为是 政府住房。政府 One of these. They are considered 搒ocial housing". The governor
迫使我们放弃了两个 公寓在每一栋建筑。 is forcing us to give up two apartments in every building.
- 你好先生！ - 您好！ 你不会在游泳？ - Hello, sir! - Hello! You're not going on a swim?
感冒了， 所以不想冒这个险。 Have a cold, so don't want to risk it.
孩子们，我们那里有午餐。 那么，是什么风把你吹来的？ Boys, we'll have lunch over there. So, what brings you here?
害怕打扰你的假期。 Hate to disturb your vacation.
并且永远没有时间 当我工作时。 And never have the time when I'm working.
嗯,这是同样的老问题。 什么样的问题？ - Well, it's the same old problem. - What kind of problem?
你知道，官僚主义。 保持业务的增长。 You know, bureaucracy. It keeps business from growing.
我们本来可以提供 社会住房有一段时间了。 We could have been providing social housing for a while now.
我们可以配发三个公寓 在每层楼 We could allot three more apartments on every floor
对于那些在等候名单上。他们每一户 大约400平方米。 for those on the waiting list. Each of them is about 400 square meters.
我们作为开发商可以转移 这些公寓到这个区域 We as developers could transfer these apartments to the regional
住房公积金，你... housing fund, and you...
可以分配 这些住房，按你认为合适的方式。 could distribute them as you see fit.
嗯,能说什么。 这是我的提议。 - Well, what can say. - That's my offer.
非常高兴听到开发商 对社会问题感兴趣。 Good to hear developers are taking an interest in social issues.
这是最紧迫的事情。 It's the most pressing thing.
没错。我们可以建立一个新的街区 靠近墓地附近， Exactly. We could build a new neighborhood near the cemetery,
但我们不能得到许可。 but we can't get the permission.
整整一个街区？ A whole neighborhood?
试想一下，有多少廉租房 能够有结果。 Imagine how much social housing could come out of it.
你认为人们会 在这里购买公寓吗？ Do you think people will buy apartments there?
人们将抢购一空 - 也包括莫斯科！ People will snap them up - Muscovites too!
它连接到莫斯科 靠高速公路。 It's connected to Moscow by a highway.
这当然是错误的，把一个 重要项目这样去操作。 It's certainly wrong to put an important project like this on hold.
非常感谢。 Thank you so much.
不，谢谢。 No, thank you.
你好先生。 Hello, sir.
要茶？ 很荣幸。 - Want some tea? - With pleasure.
请不要打扰。 我自己倒。 Please don't bother. I'll pour it myself.
饼干？ 很荣幸。 - Cookies? - With pleasure.
国产品牌。西方甜食 似乎更时尚， Domestic brand. Western sweets seem to be more in fashion,
但我更喜欢国内的产品。 很荣幸。 but prefer domestic product. - With pleasure.
我最近一直在读卡拉姆津关于 俄罗斯历史的书。 I've been reading Karamzin's works on Russian history lately.
他的想法很喜感。 他死后那些天 His thoughts on pleasure. 揟he first days after the death
暴君......“不，等等， 不是这个。这里是： of a tyrant..." No, wait, that's not it. Here it is:
他痛苦，他结束 给人以最大的乐趣 揟he end of suffering gives the biggest pleasure
一个人 可以体验。“ a human being can experience."
含义？ Meaning?
当你在你的正常状态， 这是很好的感觉愉快的事情。 When you're in your normal state, it's nice to feel pleasant things.
如果有人感觉不好 或痛苦？然后，它就结束了， What if someone is feeling bad or suffering? Then, when it ends,
它结束的事实变得 你可以有最大的乐趣.. the fact of it ending becomes the greatest pleasure you can have..
很深刻。 Very profound.
这是卡拉姆津。 你为什么告诉我这些？ - That's Karamzin. - Why have you told me that?
认为每个人都应该 在一段时间内休息一下。 Think everyone should rest once in a while.
花去所有的时间不是健康的工作 感觉到你累了。 It's not healthy to work all the time. can feel that you're tired.
我不是。 I'm not.
你当然是。 You certainly are.
但我擅长做这些。 But I'm good at what do.
一个像你一样堂堂正正的男人 总是会找点事做。 A dignified man like you will always find something to do.
这些日子管理整个区域 是一个非常艰巨的任务 Administering an entire region is a very difficult task these days.
对年轻男人是 非常适合的挑战。 There are younger men who are well-suited to the challenge.
怎么样的经验？ What about experience?
什么样的体验？ 管理经验。 - What kind of experience? - Administering experience.
我一直在阅读报纸， 并且关注整个新闻 I've been reading the papers, and it appears that your entire
管理经验 是，说得客气一点，已经过时了。 experience of administering is, to put it mildly, outdated.
要知道你的区域论文 永远不会发表的。 Know your regional papers would never publish that.
在莫斯科报纸上读。 它说什么了？ - Read it in a Moscow paper. - And what does it say?
很难相信， 你不读这种东西。 It's hard to believe you don't read this stuff.
我读过它，当然。 但不能对每一个结论有反应 I've read it, of course. But can't react to every insult.
反应意味着你有罪。 要保护我的状态。 Reacting implies you're guilty. have to protect my status.
在欧洲，人们辞职后， 文章就是这样的。即使考虑 In Europe, people resign after articles like these. Even taking
你的女儿去学校也使用 公务车要有足够的理由。 your daughter to school in your official car is reason enough.
他们有一个公民社会。 而我们呢？ They have a civil society. And what about us?
我一直在阅读阿列克谢 托尔斯泰的彼得大帝 I've been reading Alexei Tolstoy's 揚eter the Great"
这里有一段是来自 彼得和他的部长之间的对话 Here's a bit from the dialogue between Peter and his minister:
他一直在回顾莫斯科。 上帝，我很想烧了它。 揑've been recalling Moscow. God, I'd love to burn it down.
他们坐在古代上 直到他们的屁股烂掉。 They sit on all that's ancient until their asses rot.
一千年来，他们没有 学会如何填湖造地。 In a thousand years they haven't learned how to lough the land.
建筑物可能会轰然倒下， 你不会支撑它。 A building may be tumbling down, but none of you will prop it up.
你是如此慵懒，缓解 自己在门槛上。 You are so lazy you relieve yourselves on the threshold.
我们有无尽的土地， 但我们是贫民。 We have untold land, yet we are paupers.
我宁愿离家出走荷兰也比 呆在这样一个沙皇国家好！ I'd rather run away to Holland than be a tsar in a country like this!"
我的工作进来在哪里？ Where does my job come in?
你认为别人会 看我做我的工作？ Do you think people are watching me doing my job?
- 当然， 包括外国记者。 - Certainly - Including the foreign press.
他们将有什么样的意见 关于我作为总统 What kind of opinion will they have about me as a president
当一个地区州长 越来越不在乎这类新闻， when a regional governor is getting this kind of press,
而是继续工作 仿佛什么都没有发生？ but continues working as if nothing happened?
想想吧。 Think about it.
我最近一直在阅读Klyuchevsky的 俄罗斯史书。 I've been reading Klyuchevsky's books on Russian history lately.
他至少有利条件 为政府组织工作 揟he least propitious condition for the organization of government
在莫斯科州似乎是 莫斯科沙皇的态度 in the Moscow state seems to be the attitude of the Moscow tsar
对他的主要手段 管理，博亚尔斯。“ towards his primary means of administration, the Boyars."
你觉得还是有 有机会解决事情吗？ Do you think still have a chance to fix things?
你有什么感想？ 做什么都可以。 - What do you think? - will do everything can.
伟大的想法。 让我知道谁是老板 Great idea. Show who's the boss
所有那些想到 凌驾于法律之上的人。 to all those who think they're above the law.
我会帮你应对媒体 他们会提供真实的报道。 I'll help you out with the media so they'd provide truthful coverage.
谢谢。 Thank you.
希望，当然，你的地区 将支持国家政策。 Hope, of course, that your region will support the state policies.
我们一定会的。 - 你是在 相当麻烦的地区。 - We certainly will. - You have quite a troublesome region.
许多人在威胁 国家的稳定。 Many people who threaten stability in the country.
不要等到我们 告诉你该怎么做。 Don't wait for us To tell you what to do.
我们正在观看的地区 离投票结果很近，你知道的。 We're watching the regional voting results closely, you know.
知道。 非常好理解。 Understood. Very well understood.
此外，如果你现在开始一场轰轰烈烈的 反腐败运动， Moreover, if you start a vigorous anti-corruption campaign now,
你可以把那些反对的 用钉子稳定下来。 you can take those against stability down a peg.
许可 开始，先生？ Permission to start, sir?
你可以启动了。 You may start.
我们需要每一个公民 参加国家管理。 We need every citizen to take part in state administration.
我们需要打击腐败 在各级政府 We need to fight corruption on all levels of government
和公共生活。我们国家有 巨大的智慧潜能， and public life. Our country has great intellectual potential,
但我们仍然无法抗衡 主要西方国家 yet we still cannot compete with the major Western countries
在高科技产品上 in the volume of high-technology product.
是的。你在哪里？ 开到不允许进入的标牌下。 Yes. Where are you? Drive under the No Entry sign.
在这里你的,视为同意。 谢谢。 - Here you are, as agreed. - Thank you.
我很惊讶你可以在做 所有。之后我听说在电视上... I'm amazed you could to do it at all. After what I've heard on TV...
为什么你认为我们开始 交换是15000卢布，而不是10000卢布？ Why do you think we started charging 15000 instead of 10000?
“能源危机” "ENERGY CRISIS"
所有的地方都不好。 它有非常坏的能量。 This isn't a nice place at all. It has very bad energy.
不知道该怎么办。 非常糟糕的能量。 Don't know what to do. Really bad energy.
普希金 ALEXANDER PUSHKIN
你来这里研究普希金？ 或者也主要送你？ Are you here to research Pushkin? Or did the major send you?
普希金图书馆 ALEXANDER PUSHKIN LIBRARY
只和她呆了 一分钟，就觉得不可思议。 was only with her a minute and felt weird.
她的能量是如此强大。 Her energy is so strong.
回到车上，先生， 暴风雨即将来临。 Get back in the car, sir, there's a storm coming.
把狗带走！ Take the dogs away!
您好！ Hello!
你怎么样，少校？ How are you, major?
对不起，打扰您了。 Sorry for disturbing you.
你是唯一一个 可以帮助我们的人。 You're the only one who can help us.
我们的狗太凶了 让人不敢往前走。 Our dogs are too scared to go any further.
这是一个母狗。 可以感觉得到。 - It's a girl. - can sense it.
我们一直在这里 24小时了。 We've been here 24 hours.
在这里，这是她的。 Here, this is hers.
她的书吗？ Any books of hers?
不，她带走了她的书 当她离开学校时。 No, she had her books with her when she left school.
单身还是色狼一起。 还记得去年冬天吗？ Alone or with a pervert. Remember last winter?
她进入了催眠状态。 She's going into a trance.
关掉他妈的引擎！ 关掉发动机！ - Stop the fucking engines! - Stop the engines!
这种能量！舍思是 一次性的。她会找到她。 Such energy! Shes a one-off. She'll find her.
他会翻译。 He's going to translate.
随着冬天来临冷若冰霜 With wintry force the frosty tide
迅速席卷到森林和林间空地。 Swept swiftly into wood and glade.
风有吹得很远 The winds have scattered far and wide
一个可爱的女仆的外套。 The garments of a lovely maid.
整整一天过去了，唉！她的梦想 A whole day past, alas! her dreams
她小声地唱歌 She whispered to the singing streams
公园孤独的缝隙。 The loneliest crannies of the park.
她说，他妈的在这里！ She says, get the fuck over here!
一个普通的图书管理员。没有人 知道在哪里，她得到了力量。 An ordinary librarian. No one knows where she gets that energy.
一个真正的精神，就像在电视上？ A real psychic, like on TV?
知道她的呼吸仍然是新鲜的， 知道她的失重痕迹是存在的， Know her breath is still as fresh, know her weightless trace is there,
但她没走这条路？ESH But did she go the way of ?esh
而在空中变亮消失？ And vanish in the brightening air?
看到一个广泛而曲折的道路： See a broad and winding road:
它会导致远离我们的居所。 It leads away from our abode.
主要翻译她 进入普通俄语。 The major translates her into normal Russian.
太晚了。小婊子走了。 道路他妈的也封闭了。 Too late. The little bitch is gone. Close off the fucking roads.
在那里，遥远，在明亮的草甸 There, faraway, in meadows bright
她的谎言，她的头发在清晨的露水中， 进而... She lies, her hair in morning dew, And then...
这个时刻 one moment
在她的右边 to her right
出现一个男人。随着脚步声 他弯下在她上面，面对面 A man appears. With footsteps few He stoops above her, and his face
中年皱纹蕾丝面纱， 预示着灾难。为时已晚 A veil of mid-aged wrinkled lace, portends disaster. too late
跟随可怕的命运跑！ To run from a hideous fate!
妈的，我们不知道，她是 死还是生。安娜可以感知 Shit, we don't know if she's dead or alive. Anna can sense
一个强大的男性能量。好像 狗娘养的另一个亢进儿子。 a strong male energy. Looks like another hyperactive son of a bitch.
惊人的力量。 她最后的那种。 Astonishing powers. Last of her kind.
现在感觉她的呼吸。听到她的叹气： Feel her breath now. Hear her sighing:
她活着肯定的，但不能说话 She lives for sure, but not one word
刺破雾霭，如果她哭了， Will pierce the mist, and if she's crying,
在树林里，她不再听到。 In woods she is no longer heard.
没有什么能阻止她。 Nothing can stop her.
惊人的能量。 Breathtaking energy.
你等着我们。这本书是打开的， You wait for us. The book is open,
这是你的守护者，一个令牌 It is your guardian, a token
所有的都会来，一个幸福的标志 Of all to come, a happy sign
当可怕的封印被打破， That when the dreadful seal is broken,
露脸的恶魔应辞职。 The faceless demons shall resign.
现在，她会发现她的任何一分钟。 活着，也许。 She'll find her any minute now. Alive, perhaps.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你没事儿吧？ Are you all right?
你很痛苦吗？安娜！ 你有什么感觉？ Are you in pain? Anna! What are you feeling?
给我找个他妈的医生！ 快！拿个担架！ Get me a fucking doctor! Quick! And a stretcher!
先生，不能行走了。 感觉浑身无力。 Sir, can't walk any more. feel so weak.
你？虚弱？你有这样的能量！ You? Weak? You have such energy!
曾经拥有。 Used to have.
现在，这一切都消失了。 Now it's all gone.
想想我的时间已经到来。 Think my time has come.
请坚持！ Please hold on!
安娜！哪来的女孩？ Anna! Where's the girl?
我们必须帮助她！ We must help her!
没有人可以帮她了。 No one can help her any more.
“那台杀出星火” "THE SPARK THAT SETS THE BLAZE"
（黑帮歌曲） (Gangster song)
很久以前 黑帮来到敖德萨 Once upon a time a gang came to Odessa
盗贼和urks（罪犯） 是该团伙的成员 "Thieves and "urks" (criminals) were members of that gang"
该团伙参与 各种黑幕交易， The gang was involved in all kinds of shady dealings,
他们正在被 契卡（克格勃）追踪 and they were being trailed by the Cheka (KGB)
他们的首领是个美女 称为莫卡， Their chief was a beauty by the name of Murka,
“玫瑰的任何其他名称” "A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME"
狡猾的外观和手 一组按键 Sly looks and hands A set of keys
这次谈话会发生 是否希望它是与否 This conversation will happen Whether want it or not
设置陷阱 训练开枪 The traps are set The gun is trained
有人会受伤 有人将保持安然无恙 Someone will get hurt Someone will stay unharmed
然而，我们燃烧 我们都燃烧 Yet we burn We all burn
烟越来越浓 我们没有遗憾 The smoke is getting thicker We've no regrets
生活还要继续 没有目标 Life goes on There's no point
天色已暗 阴影移动到黑暗中 Light is fading Shadows moving in the dark
吻我或射我 这是我所有要求 Kiss me or shoot That's all ask
吻我或射我 真心实意。 Kiss me or shoot Just be sincere.
你知道，像在孩童时 你离开学校，这是四月， You know, like in childhood- you leave for school, it's April,
外面是如此的温暖 你并不真的需要一件外套。 and it's so warm outside that you don't really need a jacket.
你回家，然后离开。 你出去 - 太阳也已躲如云层。 You go back home and leave it. You go out - the sun's gone in.
你回去，拿来你的外套 - 太阳又出来了。 You go back, get your jacket - the sun's out again.
......上一次攀升 那座山 ...The last time climbed that mountain
你是如此特别。 不只是一个老光棍？ - You're so special. - Not just an old bachelor?
这墙如此红？ 酒红。 - This wall is so red... - Wine-colored.
喜欢它。 和喜欢你。 - Like it. - And like you.
为什么？ 为什么你喜欢这个墙？ - Why? - Why do you like the wall?
因为它很美丽。 Because it's beautiful.
你也一样。 And so are you.
你能相信我们只在 几个小时前见过面吗？ Can you believe we only met a few hours ago?
我们一定可以聊得更多。 We've got to talk more.
我得走了。 很愉快与你交谈。 I'll be going now. You're so interesting to talk to.
她多大？ She's how old?
你见过她的身份证？ Have you seen her ID?
我毁坏了。 I'm wrecked.
给我弄回来20分钟， 30分钟，好不好？ Cover my back for 20, 30 minutes, OK?
很久以前 黑帮来到敖德萨 Once upon a time a gang came to Odessa
盗贼和urks（歹徒） 是该团伙的成员 "Thieves and "urks" (gangsters) were members of that gang"
该团伙参与 各种黑幕交易， The gang was involved in all kinds of shady dealings,
而他们被 契卡（克格勃）追踪 and they were being trailed by the Cheka (KGB)
马克斯，可以参加吗？ Max, can join you?
当然。 Sure.
我的度假照片 从阿尔泰山脉拍的。看一下。 My vacation photos from the Altai mountains. Have a look.
这是一个真正的冰锥！ 你可以用它来杀托洛茨基。 It's a genuine ice pick! You could kill Trotsky with it.
用冰锥？ 杀托洛茨基？ With an ice pick? Kill Trotsky?
为什么今天你看起来 如此的快乐？ Why are you looking so happy today?
从来没有一个男人吸引我 像我被你吸引一样。 Was never attracted to a man like I'm attracted to you.
你是独一无二的。 You're unique.
不，你也是。 No, you are.
我们都是。 我们有如??此多的共同点。 Then we both are. We have so much in common.
比如？ Like what?
好了，我们都喜欢红色。 Well, we both like the color red.
有一辆红色轿车和红色的手机， 你有一个红色的沙发。 Have a red car and a red phone, you have a red sofa.
没人偶然会买红色 沙发。 No one buys a red sofa by accident.
还有什么？ What else?
惊奇地看着你 当你是认真的。 That surprised look you have when you're being serious.
爱身边的小事通过你的眼睛 当你微笑的时候 And love the little lines around your eyes when you smile.
我们有什么共同点？ 是的,因为喜欢它。 - We have that in common? - Yes, because like it.
我的皱纹？ 您没有任何皱纹。 - My wrinkles? - You don't have any wrinkles.
可以帮你预订吗？ Can take your order?
你要什么？ 你要什么？ - What will you have? - What will you have?
西红柿奶酪沙拉。 西红柿奶酪沙拉。 - A tomato-and-mozzarella salad. - A tomato-and-mozzarella salad.
看，如此多的共同点。 我们一定会谈得来。 See, so much in common. We've got to talk more.
茶里放糖吗？ Do you take sugar in your tea?
不，你呢？ No. You too?
怎么样的咖啡？ How about coffee?
一茶匙即可。 一切都匹配。 - One teaspoon is OK. - Everything matches.
我们刚刚得到了... 聊多一点。 - We've just got to... - Talk more.
你养有宠物吗？ 养了一些鱼当做孩子一样。 - Did you ever have pets? - had some fish as a kid.
你不喜欢动物吗？ You don't like animals?
喜欢看动物星球 躺在沙发边喝茶边看。 Love watching Animal Planet drinking tea on my sofa.
别以为男人只能喝 啤酒和看足球。 Thought men only drink beer and watch football.
我迷上了女子手球。 这是美丽的方式。 I'm hooked on woman's handball. It's beautiful in its way.
女人的团队运动都很酷。 他们有自己的战术。 Woman's team sports are so cool. They have their own tactics.
那些跳跃和投掷项目！ 你可以跟他们谈恋爱。 And those jump shots! You could fall in love with them.
手球？是玩 一个椭圆形的球吗？ Handball? Is that the one with an oval ball?
那是一个笑话吗？ 只是问问而已。 - Is that a joke? - was only asking.
手球是一个玩 一个椭圆形的球，对不对？ Handball is the one with an oval-shaped ball, right?
想了解吗？ 或者它是一个水上运动？ Understand 揵all? Or is it a water sport?
什么是水球呢？ What's water polo then?
它必须有一些东西 放到水里。 It must have something to do with water.
橄榄球呢？ How about rugby?
体育是不是我的事。知道 什么是手球。只是忘了 Sports isn't my thing. knew what handball was. just forgot
你可以忘记的天空 是蓝色的？鸟类可以飞吗？ Can you forget that the sky is blue? That birds can ?y?
如果你知道， 你永远不会忘记。 If you knew, you'd never forget.
没有人告诉过 我这件事。 No one ever told me about it.
这是你学习的东西当 你是一个孩子时。这一切都在你身边。 This is something you learn when you're a kid. it's all around you.
雪是白的，草是绿的， 火车跑起来咣咣咣 Snow is white, grass is green, trains go 揷hug-chug-chug...
你看，手球在电视上 占用了我们所有的孩童时间！ Look, handball was on TV all the time when we were kids!
而不是当还是个孩子时。 Not when was a kid.
听说女人玩 曲棍球？ Heard about woman's field hockey?
体育不是我感兴趣的事。 为什么要捉弄我？ Sport's not my thing. Why make fun of me?
知道什么是曲棍球。 他们有棍子，滑在冰上。 Know what hockey is. They have sticks, and skate on ice.
而女人不玩曲棍球。 And women don't play hockey.
冰上？一点都不可笑。 他们将如何在草地上滑冰？ The 揻ield?bit isn't even funny. How would they skate on grass?
我又不是傻瓜,你知道的。 忘了它。 - I'm not that stupid, you know. - Forget it.
这就像我一直都知道你。 我们有如??此多的共同点。 It's like I've always known you. We have so much in common.
多少？ 这么多。 - How much? - This much.
我喜欢你所做的一切 You do everything the way like it.
我喜欢你抚摸我 You touch me the way like it.
我喜欢你吻我 You kiss me the way like it.
而这一点，也。 And this, too.
什么？ 嗯...这个。 - What? - Well... This.
那么你的前任？ 他也擅长做这些吗？ What about your ex? Was he good at it?
那是很久以前的事了。 他还太年轻。 It was a long time ago. He was too young.
你不同。 经验丰富，情感饱满。 You're different. Experienced, sensitive.
你是不是厌倦我。 甚至不知道什么是手球。 You must be bored with me. don't even know what handball is.
我会在互联网上给你看 你做吧。 - I'll look it up on the internet - You do that.
你咬我就像一个野兽。 像鲨鱼。 You bite like a beast. Like a shark.
野兽？鲨鱼，你的意思。 A beast? A fish, you mean.
不，他们是哺乳动物。 他们不是鱼。 No, they're mammalians. They're not fish.
哺乳动物 什么？ Mam-what?
哺乳动物！它们看起来像鱼， 但他们有肺，像鲸鱼。 Mammalians! They look like fish, but they have lungs, like whales.
你是不是把它们与海豚混淆了 Aren't you mixing them up with dolphins?
谁？鲸鱼？ 鲨鱼。 - Who? Whales? - Sharks.
鲨鱼号是邪恶的。 他们有鳍和锋利的牙齿。 No. Sharks are evil. They have fins and sharp teeth.
海豚是时尚和漂亮。 他们生活在海豚馆里。 Dolphins are sleek and nice. They live in dolphinariums.
对。他们是谁？ 什么意思？ - Right. And who are they? - Meaning?
什么是什么类型的 动物？ What type of animal are they?
鱼？一定会生病 当我们在学校这样做 Fish? must have been sick when we did that at school.
哇!你已经得到它诬陷？ 什么？ - Wow! You've got it framed? - What?
托洛茨基。意思是，你 用冰挑... Trotsky. mean, you with the ice-pick...
就像是 一个严肃的关系。 like being in a serious relationship.
之前的那些 是不是真的呢？ The ones before weren't serious?
他们，但我的前任 是我的年龄。 They were, but my ex was my age.
所有他想要的是性。 All he wanted was sex.
你成熟、温和。 You're mature. Gentler.
你跟我说话。 You talk to me.
鲨鱼是最古老 的鱼类。他们居住... Sharks are the most ancient species of fish. They inhabit...
鱼！你是对的！ 你让我更聪明了。 Fish! You were right! You make me smarter.
为手球多一个吻。 One more kiss for handball.
忘记关注他们吧，顺便说一句。 介意我们在你的地方做吗？ Forgot to look it up, by the way. Mind if we do it at your place?
太爱莫斯科了！ 我在这里住了一辈子。 Love Moscow so much! I've lived here all my life.
每一个记忆 每一个角落。 There's a memory round every comer.
例如？ For example?
咖啡馆，我们去的， The cafe we went to,
在那里某个秋天，和一个朋友庆祝 我买了新车。 was there in the fall, celebrating my new car with a friend.
我们坐在那里喝酒， 看着落叶。 We sat there drinking, watching the falling leaves.
心想：这太酷了 生活在这个城市。 Thought: it's so cool that live in this city.
然后坐到我的车里 到处逛， That can get in my car and drive wherever want,
在露台上喝咖啡。 简单而幸福。 And drink coffee on a terrace. Simple things make happiness.
都是些简单的事情 用信用卡支付？ And were those simple things bought on credit?
当然。 刷信用卡购物很酷。 Of course. Buying on credit is cool.
我这么年轻，但 I'm so young, and yet
可以驾驶自己的车。 can drive my own car.
或者更确切地说，坐拥交通 Or rather, sit in traffic
你记得在 Volokolamsk高速公路？ What memories might you have of Volokolamsk highway?
只是堵车。 Just traffic jams.
你为什么不听收音机吗？ 为什么要 ？ - Why don't you listen to radio? - Why should ?
好了，大家都一样。 讨厌开车时沉默。 Well, everyone does. hate driving in silence.
我恨收音机。很容易 教导为什么你该做什么不该你做什么。 And hate the radio. it's easy to explain why you do what you do.
但是你怎么解释 有些事情你不能这样做？ But how do you explain something you don't do?
你是如此原始。 You're so original.
人们用音乐作为背景。 他们有戒断症状 People use music as background. They have withdrawal symptoms
如果音乐停止，他们 害怕沉默。 if the music stops, they're afraid of the silence.
OK，没有收音机，然后。 OK, no radio, then.
唱首关于 莫卡的歌代替。 Sing that song about Murka instead.
很久以前 黑帮来到敖德萨 Once upon a time a gang came to Odessa
“盗贼和歹徒” "Thieves and "urks" (gangsters)..."
是谁唱的那首歌？ 对不起？ - Who sings that song? - Sorry?
什么乐队？ 你在开玩笑？ - What band? - Are you joking?
无法知道所有 新乐队。 Can't know all the new bands.
我只是去唱歌。 I'll just go on singing.
“盗贼和歹徒” 黑帮成员“ "Thieves and "urks" were members of that gang"
而他们被 契卡（KGB）追踪。 and they were being trailed by the Cheka (KGB).
谁是契卡？ Who's Cheka?
你从来没有听说过这个词？ You never heard this word?
契卡？这是一个有趣的歌曲，所以它 必须是一个绰号。 Cheka? it's a funny song, so it must be a nickname.
或摇 您的意思是弧？ Or 搖rks". Did you mean arcs?
行。 我们得谈谈。 All right. We have to talk.
你不知道 谁是urks。 You don't know who urks are.
OK，你出生在莫斯科， 后苏联时代，生活得很好... OK, you were born in Moscow, in post-Soviet times, life was good...
但契卡？ But the Cheka?
契卡？那是一个名词？ Cheka? Is that a noun?
是。 Yes.
我不知道。 还以为你的意思是希克？ I'm not sure. thought you meant 揷hick?
就像美国说唱歌曲。 小鸡。还不错。 - Like in American rap songs. - A chick. Great.
听说过托洛茨基？ 一个作家？ - Ever heard about Trotsky? - A writer?
听说过二战？ 十月革命？ Ever heard about World War ll? The October Revolution?
或者列宁？斯大林？ 当然听说过。 - Or Lenin? Or Stalin? - Of course have.
是不是伟大的历史。 首选数学。 Wasn't great at history. preferred maths.
告诉我 了解俄罗斯。 Tell me what you know about Russia.
说实话，不知道多少 关于俄罗斯的历史。 Honestly, don't know much about history.
我很害怕。 不要。 - I'm scared. - Don't be.
嗯，首先是 十月革命发生在1917年。 Well, first there was the revolution in 1917.
为什么呢？谁打谁？ Why? Who fought who?
列宁推翻沙皇。对？ Lenin overthrew the Tsar. Right?
他自己做了皇帝？ Did he do it on his own?
不,等等。还有布尔什维克。 然后呢？ - No, wait. There were Bolsheviks. - And then?
苏维埃政权？ The Soviet regime?
于是，他们杀了皇帝。什么时候？ So they killed the Tsar. When?
1917年。 在哪里？ - In 1917. - Where?
在艾尔米塔什博物馆。 In the Hermitage Museum.
很好。没有人反对 苏联统治？ Great. And no one objected to the Soviet rule?
没有，有些人持反对意见。 但他们被逮捕。 No, some people were against it. But they were arrested.
然后呢？ 于是战争开始了。 - And then? - Then the war began.
感谢上帝。什么时候？ Thank God. When?
1941年6月22日。 On June 22, 1941.
它是唯一的战争吗？ Was it the only war, then?
革命前已经有次世界大战。 There was World War . Before the Revolution.
发生了什么事 在革命和1941年之间？ What happened between the Revolution and 1941?
内战！ The Civil War!
谁打谁？ Who fought who?
布尔什维克红军... The Bolsheviks were the Reds...
白军为沙皇而战。 但是,沙皇已被杀害,对不对？ - And the Whites were for the Tsar. - But the Tsar had been killed, right?
他们想要一个不同的沙皇。 They wanted a different Tsar.
所以他们是君主主义？ So they were monarchists?
没有什么，只是记得 - 他们反布尔什维克。 No, just remembered - they were anti-Bolshevik.
谁赢得这场战争？ And who won the war?
列宁。然后被 斯大林所取代。 Lenin. Then he was replaced by Stalin.
什么时候？ When?
没有正确研究它。 只是一个粗略的猜测。 - Didn't study it properly. - Make a rough guess.
那么，1935年左右？ 或1940年的，也许？ Well, around 1935? Or 1940, perhaps?
也许？ Perhaps?
列宁？ Lenin?
在1940年？ In 1940?
发生了什么事 革命和战争之间？ What happened between the Revolution and the War?
所有记得的是一对夫妇 最重要的日期。 All remember is a couple of most important dates.
知道有社会主义， 集体农庄，过度... Know there was Socialism, collective farms, excesses...
过度？ 莱斯偏差？ Excesses? Les deviations?
人们被逮捕 因为犯错误，然后再释放。 People were arrested by mistake and set free later.
谁能释放他们？ 斯大林,当他发现了。 - Who set them free? - Stalin, when he found out.
然后呢？ And then?
再有就是战争。 Then there was the War.
德国人在晚上袭击了我们。 The Germans attacked us at night.
斯大林打败了列宁... 不，希特勒。 And Stalin defeated Lenin... No, Hitler.
很多人死亡，但。 A lot of people died, though.
数以千计。 Many thousands.
成千上万？ Thousands?
它似乎并不正确 一个大概的数字， It doesn't seem right to give a ballpark figure when
谈到人的生命。 100， 200，300，数以千计。我不知道。 talking about human lives. 100, 200, 300 thousands. I've no idea.
这是一场可怕的战争。 It was a terrible war.
有多少人死亡 在内战中？ How many people died In the Civil War?
历史是否让 你你很激动？ Does history excite you that much?
比二战要少， 想想。大约10万。 Less than in the World War ll, think. About 100000.
怎么样的过度？ What about the 揺xcesses?
50000最多。不，太高了...... 50000 at most. No, that's too high...
这不是一场战争，毕竟。 比方说，25000。 It wasn't a war, after all. Let's say, 25000.
有多少呢？ How many in all?
300加100加25是425。 让我们再算一下高达500000。 300 plus 100 plus 25 is 425. Let's round it up to 500000.
究竟做错了什么？ 你不想要我了？ What am doing wrong? You don't want me any more?
你累了。 这不是问题的全部。 You're tired. It's not problem at all.
喜欢数学。喜欢数学。 历史是太难了。 Liked math more. liked maths. History was too hard.
所有他们对你意味着什么， 死的人呢？ Is that all they mean to you, the people who died?
只是项目... 像物理学，或者数学？ Just a subject... Like physics, or maths?
这不是我的错。 最擅长科科。 It's not my fault. was best at science.
你对你的国家是什么想法 住在哪里？ - 俄罗斯联邦。 - Do you have any idea of the country you're living in? - The Russian Federation.
那你知道什么呢？ And what do you know about it?
我们是一个民主国家 与市场经济。 That we're a democracy with a market economy.
所以，你生活在一个伟大的国家 在那里你可以用信用卡买车 So, you live in a great country where you can buy a car on credit
并有咖啡和露台， 这已经足够了，是吗？ and have coffee on a terrace, and that's enough for you, is it?
不是 No
鲨鱼有肺， 手球是椭圆形的， Sharks have lungs, a handball is oval,
妓女为契卡工作，是吗？ and chicks work for the Cheka. Right?
而托洛茨基是一个作家。 And Trotsky is a writer.
425000人死亡 在第一次世界大战之间的所有战争 And 425000 have died in all wars between WWI
和二战，其中包括斯大林的恐怖。 and WWII, including Stalin's terror.
感谢四舍五入 这一数字高达500000。 Thanks for rounding the figure up to 500000.
没有研究它的深度。 Didn't study it in depth.
我们出生在骨头堆里。 We were born on a heap of bones.
我们在他妈的这些尸骨之上做。 你的咖啡是由他们种出来的。 We're fucking on top of these bones. Your coffee is made of them.
并且你还没有学会 算术！ And you haven't learn to count them up!
你指望我 靠硬搞去得到？ And you expect me to get a hard-on after that?
不知道它是否要紧 所以多给你。 - 它不是。 - Didn't know it mattered so much to you. - It doesn't.
而Volokolamsk高速公路 不会给你堵车。 And the Volokolamsk highway is nothing but traffic jams to you.
知道德国坦克差不多 到达宜家商场。做！ Know German tanks almost reached the IKEA store. do!
并且没有urks。 兽人，没错。 Urks，没有。 And there were no urks. Orcs, yes. Urks, no.
请不要离开我。 Please don't leave me.
我年轻。可以给你... 这么多的性生活。 I'm young. can give you... so much sex.
知道你有没有 要和我谈的。 Know you have nothing to talk to me about.
没关系。我们可以只做。 It's fine. We could just fuck.
做什么？ Fuck about what?
嘿，马克斯， 你今天怎么啦？ Hey, Max, whats the matter with you today?
如果你没有心情 说话，好吧。 If you're not in the mood to talk, it's OK.
不，让我们来谈谈。 No, let's talk.
你想要谈什么？ What do you want to talk about?
托洛茨基。 Trotsky.
起来，被压迫的受害者， 对抗你的霸权！ Stand up, all victims of oppression, For the tyrants fear your might!
起来，你迫害，你摧残， 你们活得苍白幸福， Stand up, you victimized, you brutalized, You who live beyond the pale of happiness,
你吃得饱奴隶，奋力跑 从出生到衰老的。 You well-fed slaves, running furiously From day of birth to day of senility.
想结束暴力，愚昧？ 想要追赶和打击？ Wanna end violence, ignorance? Wanna rush in and fight?
或者认输 双层关闭永恒？ Or throw in the towel Bunk off for eternity?
埋葬你的梦想 一个精彩的人生！ Bury your dreams Of a wonderful life!
太阳会出来！ For the sun will blaze!
燃烧你的头 直到你的心灵被注满/ I> And you'll boil in your head Till your mind's full of lead
同志们，联合起来！ 这是最后的战斗！ Comrades, unite! For the final fight!
相信国际主义的太阳 照亮每一个人。 Believe in the international sun Crushed into rays for everyone.