看見那個滿懷抱負的模特沒 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 黛比 That was me -- Deb --
直到我死的那天 until the day I died.
我以為我會直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但是出了點小亂子 but there was a bit of a mix-up...
結果我在別人的軀體中醒來 and I woke up in someone else's body.
所以現在我成了簡 So now I'm Jane...
一名擁有個人助理的超忙律師 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣著 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而唯一知道真相的人 and the only people who really know what's going on with me are
是我的閨蜜史黛西 my girlfriend Stacy
和我的守護天使弗雷德 and my guardian angel, Fred.
我一直覺得世間萬事必有其因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
好吧 我真希望我沒想錯 and, well, I sure hope I was right.
《美女上錯身》 第一季 第10集
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后期：青春的老頭子 總監：大衛熊
真是件藝術品 Mmm. That is a work of art.
-可不能浪費了啊 -什么 - Just know it's not gonna go to waste. - What?
-嘿 -嘿什么啊 - Hey! - Hey, yourself.
薩莫斯法官來過電話 Judge Summers' office called.
傳喚你去她辦公室 You are being summoned to her chambers.
她說上兩次會面你都缺席了 She said you missed your last two meetings,
所以你最好快點 so you better be prompt.
-什么會面 -我不知道 - What meetings? - No idea.
我沒有安排過 她好像挺生氣的 I didn't schedule them. She sounded annoyed.
我喜歡蘑菇 Hmm. I love mushrooms.
她什么時候來的電話 When did she call?
大約10分鐘之前吧 About 10 minutes ago.
10分鐘前你為什么不告訴我 Why didn't you tell me 10 minutes ago?
我在等你給我做午飯 I was waiting for you to make me lunch.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我想我有麻煩了 泰麗說她好像挺生氣 I think I'm in trouble. Teri said she sounded annoyed.
別緊張 她不過是個法官 Oh, come on. She's just a judge.
她能對你怎么樣呢 What can she do to you?
她把人們送進監獄 史黛西 She puts people in jail, Stacy.
那你為什么接連放她鴿子啊 Then why do you keep blowing her off?
我不知道我有放她鴿子 I didn't know I was.
如果我入獄 答應我你會來保釋我 If I go to jail, promise you'll bail me out.
好 但要等到明天 拍攝會持續整晚 Okay, but not till tomorrow. The shoot is going all night.
"海盜"可都是完美主義者 The yo-ho-hos are kind of perfectionists.
親愛的 我要掛了 開車小心點 Sweetie, I got to go, but drive carefully.
霧可真大 It just got real foggy.
咚咚 我來晚了嗎 我來晚了 Knock, knock. Am I late? I'm late.
-我有麻煩了 -麻煩大了 - Am I in trouble? - Big trouble.
我已經研讀了芬克&瓦格諾百科全書 I've been reading up on my Funk & Wagnalls...
肯定會讓你輸的很慘 and I'm definitely gonna kick your butt.
-拼字游戲 -不 是空手道 - At scrabble? - No, karate.
當然是拼字游戲了 Of course scrabble.
比分榜上 你是7642分 Running tally -- you, 7,642...
我是7512分 me, 7,512.
我真不該用綠咬鵑這個詞挑戰你 I never should have challenged you on quetzal.
綠咬鵑 Q-U-E-T-Z-A-L Quetzal. Q-U-E-T-Z-A-L.
沒有雙寫字母的77分單詞 77 points without a double letter.
它是一種南美鸚鵡 It's a South American parrot -- oh!
繼續戳人痛處吧 Go ahead. Rub it in.
那只會讓我更加享受勝利的喜悅 It'll only make my victory that much sweeter.
我們要抓緊時間了 We got to hurry up.
在接連不斷的 I only got 45 minutes
人類苦難到來之前 我只有45分鐘 before the parade of human misery begins again.
他 Him.
我們需要他 We need him.
好的 Okay.
你有空嗎 Hey, do you have a minute?
有個客戶在我辦公室 I have a client in my office.
用手指指我的那個嗎 The one who was pointing at me?
她的名字叫莉莉 她可不只是個客戶 Her name is Lily, and she's actually more than a client.
她是個熟人 She's an, uh, acquaintance.
-一個熟人 -一個顧問 - An acquaintance? - An adviser.
-金融顧問 -她是靈媒 - Financial? - A psychic.
別笑話我 別挖苦我 別轉你的眼球 No jokes, no snide remarks. Do not roll your eyeballs.
竊笑可以嗎 How about a smirk?
你剛才路過的時候 她說她 When you walked by just now, she said that she got a...
-和你有種感應 -真的嗎 - hit off of you. - Really?
一直覺得你是最不可能相信這種事的人 You're the last person I thought would fall for that stuff.
格雷森 她說你會幫她打贏官司 Grayson, she said you're gonna win her case.
你會來幫忙嗎 Will you help?
誰會對勝利說不呢 Who could say no to that?
"小可耐" "Schmoopy"?
三倍詞 答對了 記下來吧 Triple-word score and a bingo -- write it down.
"修剪指甲"這個詞也就算了 I already gave you mani-pedi.
我不能再讓步了 I'm not giving you that.
-那是個單詞 -那你倒是造個句啊 - It's a word. - Enlighten me.
"小可耐" 我男朋友以前就這么稱呼我 "Schmoopy" is what my boyfriend used to call me.
哪個男朋友 What boyfriend?
-呃 -沒錯 我就知道 - Um... - Yeah, that's what I thought --
編造單詞 編造男朋友 made-up word, made-up boyfriend.
喂 太惡毒了吧 Hey, that was really mean.
不 我不是在評判你 看看我 Oh, no, I'm not judging. I mean, look at me.
我可是花了2萬5千美金給約會中介 I'm the one who just dropped 25 grand on that dating service.
結果呢 什么也沒撈著 And what do I have to show for it? Bubkes.
2萬5千美金 $25,000?
是你幫我找的 You're the one who found it for me
我不是在責怪你 not that I'm blaming you...
但你知道 花了那么多錢 but, you know, for that much money,
我以為他們會為我找個王子 I figured they'd find me a prince...
或者至少是個鮑德溫那樣的 or at least a Baldwin.
鮑德溫兄弟都是好萊塢演員
-是呀 但不要是年小的那個 -沒錯 - Ooh, yeah, but not the younger one. - No.
我希望你能把錢要回來 Well, I hope you got your money back.
我打過電話 他們說他們履行了合約 I called. They said they fulfilled their end of the bargain.
讓人難以接受 Well, that's unacceptable.
是的 我不想惹一身騷 Yeah, well, I didn't want to cause a stink.
工作上的各種沖突我已經受夠了 You know, I have enough conflict in my day job.
-知道你需要什么嗎 -兩個W一個Q - Do you know what you need? - Mm-hmm -- two W's and a "Q".
一名優秀的律師 A good lawyer.
明早第一件事 你來我辦公室 First thing tomorrow, you're coming to my office,
我們來把你的錢要回來 and we're getting your money back.
好的 不過我還是反對"小可耐"這個單詞 All right, fine, but I'm still challenging you on "Schmoopy".
好吧 Fine.
-她為什么盯著我看 -人們會告訴你 - Why is she staring at me? - People will tell you...
眼睛是心靈的窗戶 別信那一套 the eyes are the window to the soul. Don't buy it.
-別信 -眉毛才是 - No? - It's the eyebrows.
眉毛把注意力引向了眼睛 Eyebrows draw attention to the eyes...
在愛欲糾結的性感舞蹈里起關鍵作用 playing a key role in the sexual dance between love and lust.
莉莉 為什么我們不先談談正事呢 Lily, why don't you catch us up?
我早該知道會有這一天的 I should have seen this coming.
我父親過世的第二天 The day after father died,
水星經過射手座 mercury transited into sagittarius...
嚴重破壞了家族性的合伙關系 and that wreaks havoc on familial partnerships.
是呀 我們都沒注意到這點 Yeah, well, we all missed that one.
哎喲 挖苦 Mm, sarcasm --
當謙遜的人們的靈魂受到侵犯時 The last refuge of modest people...
挖苦是最后的避難所 when their soul is invaded.
陀思妥耶夫斯基說的 Dostoyevsky.
那么 你和你的妹妹泰莎 So, you and your sister, Tessa,
繼承了你爸爸的事業 inherited your father's shop.
是的 圣塔莫尼卡的第三只眼靈媒店 Yeah, the Third Eye Psychic Shop in Santa Monica.
已經有60年歷史了 It's been there for 60 years.
父親天賦極高 Father was an immense talent.
他告訴貓王去從軍 He told Elvis to enlist,
讓安吉莉娜收養孩子 Angelina to adopt.
他過世之后 After he passed,
我們本來是要一起經營這家店的 we were supposed to run the shop together.
但是卻沒能實現 But that didn't work out?
你有沒有試過在一個行李袋中裝兩只倉鼠 You ever try putting a pair of hamsters in a duffel bag?
這也一樣 三個月前她離開了 Like that -- and then three months ago, she up and left.
在馬路對面開了一間店來競爭 To open a competing store across the street.
她的店叫第三只煙靈媒店 And she calls it The Third I --
煙和眼同音 "I", as opposed to "Eye".
你父親有留遺囑嗎 Did your father leave a will?
父親 沒有 本以為他不會死呢 Father? No. Thought he'd live forever.
盡管他天賦異稟 卻沒看到最關鍵的一環 For all of his gifts, he didn't see the big picture.
眉毛稀疏 Thin eyebrows...
不像你 unlike you.
也就意味著他的財產 Which means his estate
會按等分原則分配給你們倆 will pass on to both of you in equal shares.
她拒絕和我共事 She refuses to work with me.
泰莎以父親的名義給通訊錄中的 Tessa's sent out flyers using father's name...
每個人都發了傳單 to everyone on our mailing list
就好像她才是真正的遺產繼承人 as if she were the true legacy.
你是說你妹妹沒有你的... Are you saying your sister didn't share your...
法力 powers?
他們稱這為天賦 They're referred to as gifts.
天賦 法力 誰在乎啊 Gifts, powers, who gives a rat's ass?
反正我們都有通靈的能力 We both got them up the hoo-ha.
這才讓人難過 That's what makes it so sad.
我是說 如果我們是一對沒有天賦的人 I mean, if we were a couple of hacks,
我會把店改成賣沙拉三明治的 I'd turn the shop into a falafel stand
不再追究 and call it a day.
她在誤導市場 She is confusing the marketplace.
-勝算很小 -但你會打贏的 - It's a long shot. - But you can win it.
-我可沒那么說 -不用你說 - Oh, I didn't say that. - You don't have to.
拼字游戲 Scrabble?
你要選七張字母不同的字母牌 Oh, you pick seven tiles with different letters.
是 我知道這個游戲 Yeah, I know the game.
但為什么沒在你的日程表里 But why isn't it on your calendar?
是不是那種下流拼字游戲 Is it some kind of dirty scrabble...
就像脫衣撲克或是裸體扭扭樂之類的 like strip poker or naked twister?
誰玩那個啊 泰麗 Who plays that, Teri?
不是那種 我沒脫衣服 No, my clothes stayed on.
把這個寫進我日程表吧 Um, put it on my calendar
每個月的第三個周二 好吧 for the third Tuesday of every month, okay?
-很抱歉 我沒有... -簡 是吧 - Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even -- - Jane, right?
-是啊 你怎么知道的 -別擔心 簡 - Yes. How did you know? - Don't worry, Jane.
你不會孤單太久的 You won't be alone for long.
還有遠離辣椒 那玩意可是胰臟殺手 And stay away from chili. It's murder on the pancreas.
-這是誰啊 -金的客戶 一個靈媒 - Who was that? - Kim's client, a psychic --
地位比啞劇演員和氣球藝術家還低 one rung below mimes and balloon artists.
她知道我的名字 所以她肯定挺不錯的 Well, she knew my name, so she must be good.
是啊 她要么是讀懂了你的靈魂 Yeah, she either read your soul,
要么是看見了你的收件箱 or she read your in-box.
那個靈媒仿佛 And the psychic had this
能完全看穿我 look like she could totally see through me.
你是不是穿了那件藍綢上衣... Hmm. Were you wearing your blue-silk top...
因為燈光角度合適的話 就能看到你的... 'cause in the right light, you can totally see your...
不是你在敲門吧 That's not you at the door, is it?
不是我 No.
但是如果你害怕 But if you're scared,
我床底下有個長柄木槌 there's a croquet mallet under my bed.
你好 Hello?
簡 Jane.
請我進去如何 How about letting me in?
天吶 Oh, my God.
簡 Jane?
天啊 我想念熟食品 甚至是腌黃瓜 God, I miss deli food. Even gherkins.
我們能不能談談你要永遠待在這里這件事 Can we go back to the part about you being here for good?
我在"上面"無法集中精力 Oh, I couldn't concentrate up there.
我把壞人送去天堂 好人送去地獄 I was sending bad people to heaven and vice versa.
-因為史黛西嗎 -我滿腦子想的全是她 - Because of Stacy? - She's all I could think about.
我合同里有個漏洞 There's a loophole in my contract,
我放棄了守護天使的身份 and I gave up my guardian-angel status...
回到地球成為你們中的一員 to return to earth as one of you.
等一下 你為了史黛西 Wait a minute. You traded heaven...
-放棄了天堂 -我沒別的選擇 - for Stacy? - I didn't have a choice.
-在那個吻之后 -不 不 不 - After that kiss -- - No, no, no.
她的記憶被擦除了 她都不認識你 Her memory's been erased. She doesn't know who you are.
她愛上過我一次 She fell for me once,
所以我知道那還會發生的 so I know that it can happen.
聽著 這是一段漫長的旅行 Listen, it was a long trip,
所以我該回你的公寓去了 so I should probably get back to your condo.
在你走后 我把它租出去了 Oh. After you left, I rented it out.
好吧 只不過是路上的一些小麻煩 Okay. Just a little bump in the road.
我的工作呢 What about my job?
公司找人代替了你 他們雇了別人 The firm replaced you. They hired someone else.
他們當然會這么做 Of course they did.
你可以先在沙發上將就將就 You can crash on the sofa.
但是要在史黛西明早回來之前離開 But try and be out of here before Stacy gets here in the morning.
當客戶很難找到伴侶時 No one is more frustrated than I
沒有人比我更有挫敗感了 when a client struggles to find a match.
是呀 我確信你感覺"糟透"了 Yeah, I'm sure you feel awful.
我們想要全額退款 We would like a full refund.
恕我直言 我的客戶完全履行了合約 All due respect, my client fulfilled their end of the contract.
真的嗎 因為我的客戶還是單身 Oh, really, because my client is still single?
中介已經提供給她28位合適的人選 The service provided her with 28 prospective matches.
-都是青蛙 -什么 - Frogs. - Excuse me?
霍爾小姐為薩莫斯法官提供了28次單獨約會 Miss Hall provided Judge Summers with 28 individual dates.
沒有一個人提出第二次約會 Not one led to a second date.
你知道我們怎么稱呼他們嗎 Do you know what we call guys like that?
-青蛙 -青蛙 - Frogs? - Frogs.
意思是親了好多次也變不成王子 As in you got to kiss a lot of.
-你覺得這很有趣 -不是 - Oh, you find that funny? - No.
有點意思 A little.
你們的合約保證三個月內 Um, your contract guarantees an acceptable match...
在多次約會后提供合適的伴侶 with whom a member completes multiple dates within a three-month period.
可是沒有多次約會 There were no multiple dates.
事實上 有些家伙上主菜的時候才姍姍來遲 In fact, some of the guys didn't make it till the entree.
-那是誰的錯 -你說什么 - Whose fault is that? - Excuse me?
我只是說客戶是很挑剔的 I'm just saying the client is very picky.
她是個高智商女性 She is a highly intelligent
標準自然高一點 woman whose standards are of a certain caliber...
正是如此她才去找你 which is precisely why she came to you.
瑪德琳 我知道你很沮喪 Madeline, I understand you're frustrated.
真的嗎 你怎么知道 Really? What gave it away?
聽著 我丈夫四年前過世 Look, my husband passed away four years ago.
我不是在乞求童話 I'm not looking for a fairy tale.
我只是想找個讓我舒服點的人 I just want someone who doesn't get on my nerves.
我有個提議 如果你能接受 I have an idea. If you're open to it...
每個月 我們都會組織配對晚宴 Every month, we host a mixer,
邀請所有的客戶 invite all the clients.
我記得你好像一次都沒有去過 And I don't believe you've been to any of them.
是的 No.
我們今晚在博卡酒吧就有一次活動 We're having one tonight at Bar Boca.
我喜歡那的蘋果馬提尼酒 Ooh, I love their Appletinis.
很不錯 They're good.
我對今晚的這撥人很有信心 I have a very good feeling about tonight's group.
我對配對晚宴不感興趣 Well, I'm not really much into mixers.
我先失陪了 If you will excuse me.
霍爾小姐 你真的覺得 Miss Hall, do you really think
這次晚宴里會有合適的人選嗎 there will be an appropriate match at this event?
我心里已經有幾個人選了 I already have someone in mind.
他們給了你什么 現金還是支票 So, what did they give you, cash or check?
我覺得你今晚應該去 I think you should go tonight.
我就知道你會這么說 I knew you were gonna say that.
如果今晚你遇到你的如意郎君呢 What if tonight's the night you meet the one?
如果今晚小行星隕落在博卡酒吧呢 What if tonight's the night an asteroid lands on Bar Boca?
那樣我就會起訴意外致死 雙贏 Well, then, I'll sue for wrongful death. Win-win.
告你個頭啊 你也死翹翹了 Except you'll be dead, too,
因為你要陪我一起去 because you're coming with me.
簡 你回家很早啊 Jane, you're home early.
我不知道你回來了 Hi. Uh, I didn't know you'd be home yet.
天吶 你入室搶劫還烤東西吃 Oh, my God. You're robbing us and baking?
聽著 我知道你不記得我 但是 Listen, I know you don't remember me, but, um --
放下你的武器 Drop your weapon!
這不是武器 只是攪拌器 It's not a weapon. It's a whisk.
-放下它 -史黛西 是我弗雷德 - Drop it! - Stacy, it's me, Fred.
我們接過吻 We kissed.
-吻它吧 老兄 -不不不 啊 - Kiss this, buddy. - No, no, no! Aah!
天吶 哎呀 God! Geez!
打電話給簡 Call Jane.
你知道我討厭白菖蒲 You know I loathe sweet grass.
但是有凈化功效 Aw, but it is so cleansing.
鼠尾草才有凈化功效 Sage is cleansing.
白菖蒲是塔法里教的街頭小販用的 Sweet grass is a Rastafarian street vendor.
或許我們應該在消防局的人出現以前 Maybe we should get this moving
趕緊談正事 before the fire marshal shows up.
我們十分感謝你們二位的到來 We appreciate you both coming in.
我們來這里只是出于禮貌 We're only here as a courtesy.
我的客戶沒做錯什么 My client's done nothing wrong.
她在毀掉家族生意 She's killing the business!
她的行為就像是用一罐燃氣點燃店鋪 I mean, she might as well take a can of gas and torch the joint.
別說得和唱戲的一樣 Don't be so dramatic.
你才唱戲呢 不用自己的聲音說話 You're the one doing that... thing with your voice.
我就是這么說話的 This is how I talk.
-哎喲 搞什么啊 -這才是你說話的聲音 - Ow! What the hell?! - That's how you talk!
穿得像安妮·博林一樣 得了吧你 And dressing like Anne Boleyn? Give me a break.
安妮·博林：英王亨利八世之妻 伊麗莎白一世之母 后被處死
那圍巾是怎么回事 姐姐 And what's with those scarves, sis?
你想遮掩掉雙下巴嗎 You trying to hide an extra chin?
你想借嗎 我們可以扮演伊莎多拉·鄧肯 You want to borrow one? We can play Isadora Duncan.
伊莎多拉·鄧肯：現代舞之母 由于圍在脖子上的長紗巾卷進車輪致死
女士們 讓我們回到主題 好吧 Ladies, let's focus, please.
我們準備申請禁制令 讓你們店關閉 We're prepared to file an injunction to close you down...
除非你改變店名 unless you change the name of your store
并且搬到5英里以外的地方 and relocate to no closer than five miles away.
沒門兒 Not a chance.
就因為你是年長的那個 You know, just because
就認為你有特權 you're the oldest and think you're entitled...
我才是在布拉格跟韋茨曼太太學習的那個人 but I'm the one who studied with Madame Weitzman in Prague.
她是個開青年旅社的酒鬼 She was a drunk who ran a youth hostel.
我覺得我們都需要時間冷靜一下 I think we all need a cooling-off period.
休息一會 晚會兒再討論 如何 How about we take a break and reconvene later?
再討論 不是說全力投入 一天搞定嗎 Reconvene? What happened to jumping in and saving the day?
我想老天還沒告訴我要怎么說 I guess the universe hasn't told me what to say yet.
你在毀掉家族生意 You are killing the business!
你的心輪需要三倍支脈 Your heart chakra needs a triple bypass.
你脾氣這么臭 怪不得結了六次婚 You have such anger. No wonder you've been married six times.
養著八只貓的單身女人有什么資格說我 Ooh, said the single woman... with eight cats.
-什么 -"小可耐"還在附近 - What? - Schmoopy is still close.
-你是說... -你聽到我說什么了 - Did you say -- - You heard me.
-好點了嗎 -她用胡椒噴霧噴我 - Better? - She pepper-sprayed me.
-我警告過你 -我知道 但我原以為 - I warned you. - I know, but I thought that --
她看見個完全陌生的人出現在自己家 What, that she would see a complete stranger in her house...
還想著"這就是我要約會的那種人"嗎 and think, "That's the kind of guy I should be dating"?
但我就是那個人 她只是不記得了 But I am that guy. She just doesn't remember.
弗雷德 她覺得你是個闖入別人家 Fred, she thinks of you as the crazy,
烤蛋奶酥的瘋子 souffl cooking, home-invader guy.
你要幫我改變她對我的看法 You have to help me change that.
能做的我都做了 I have done everything I can do.
我告訴她你是個老朋友近來倒大楣 I told her you were an old friend who's down on his luck...
你會在沙發上借住一段時間 and that you're sleeping on the couch for a while.
-那有什么用 -那你想讓我怎么做 - How does that help? - What do you want me to do?
幫她認識到我是她喜歡的類型 Help her see that I could be her type.
但你不是 But you're not!
你先休息吧 史黛西和我會很晚才回來 You rest. Stacy and I are gonna be out late.
我們要去見薩莫斯法官 We have to go meet Judge Summers.
-穿這身去晚宴可以嗎 -天啊 - Is this okay for the mixer? - Oh, my God.
你確定法官想讓我也去嗎 Are you sure the judge is going to want me there?
你可以留在家照顧我 You could stay here and take care of me.
-我又裝滿了胡椒噴霧 -知道了 - I refilled my pepper spray. - Understood.
沒想到你這么快就來了 Well... I didn't expect to see you so soon.
-你知道我會來 -當然 - But you knew I was coming? - Of course.
通靈一次50美元 $50 for contact?
與死去的愛人 父母 女友通靈 With the deceased -- loved ones, parents, girlfriends.
這是我的專長 It's my specialty.
你知道嗎 這是個錯誤 You know what? This was a mistake.
我不應該和你私下交談 I- I really shouldn't be speaking with you at all.
不 我不相信錯誤 No. I don't believe in mistakes.
我們真正要談的不是案子 對吧 And we're not really going to be talking about the case, are we?
把頭發掖在耳后 Just tuck it behind your ear.
-你能讓她停下來嗎 -好了 史黛西 - Would you tell her to stop it? - All right, Stacy.
我只是想讓她的頭發變得更有趣 I'm just trying to get her hair a little more fun.
我的頭發不喜歡有趣 Yeah, well, my hair doesn't like fun.
我的頭發喜歡好書 夏布利酒[一種法國的白葡萄酒] My hair likes a good book, a glass of Chablis,
在《新聞夜航》播出前就睡覺 and bed before "Nightline".
我想史黛西想說的是 I think what Stacy's trying to
給別人的第一印象很重要 say is that it's all about first impressions...
-尤其是這樣的活動 -對極了 - at an event like this. - So true.
第一印象是騙人的 好不 Well, first impressions are a lie, okay?
所以我不相信 That's why I don't believe
腮紅 牙齒美白 還有染發劑 in blush or teeth whitening or hair dye.
遲早他們會知道你真正的樣子 Sooner or later, they're gonna get to know who you really are.
要我說 生命如此短暫 And I say life is short.
為什么不讓他們早點知道呢 Why not make it sooner?
瑪德琳 Madeline,
我知道像這樣的活動給你很大壓力 I know that a function like this can seem overwhelming.
是的 我寧愿去做牙齒根管治療 Yes. I'd rather have a root canal.
哈 那你運氣不錯 Aha, then you are in luck.
那邊穿藍西服的那個人 The guy in the blue blazer,
我看到他簽到寫的是口腔外科醫生 I saw him sign in -- oral surgeon.
他牙齒參差不齊 肯定不稱職 He had crooked teeth. Go figure.
繼續正題 讓我們復習下和人閑談 Moving on, let's review small talk.
當一個男人在房間那頭望著你的時候 So, when a guy looks at you from across the room...
他胸膛起伏 眉毛神氣活現 and he gives you the puffy chest and the perky eyebrow...
嘴唇還上翹 你就過去對他說 and the curled-lip thing, you go up to him and say --
不好意思 你是不是中風了 "Excuse me, are you having a stroke?"
-好吧 顯然這是個餿主意 -我開玩笑的 - All right. Clearly, this was a bad idea. - I'm kidding.
我要發動攻勢了 I'm going in.
看這邊各式各樣的男人啊 Look at the variety of men here.
或許我應該試試約會中介 Maybe I should try a dating service.
是哦 因為找男人對你來說挺"困難"的 Right, 'cause you have so much trouble finding men.
有時候 我感覺我在 Sometimes, I feel like I
反復地和同一個人約會 just keep meeting the same guy over and over.
或許你應該擴展一下狩獵范圍 Well, maybe you should broaden your search.
-什么意思 -比如 除了運動員 - What do you mean? - Like, instead of jocks...
你也試試其它的類型 you try another type...
比如可愛 有些笨拙 like a cute but somewhat awkward shorter guy...
二頭肌不發達的矮個子 with small biceps --
某個會十分珍惜你 someone who doesn't take you for granted...
為了和你在一起可以放棄一切的人 and who would give up everything just to be with you.
你喝酒之后總是古古怪怪的 You are so wacky when you drink.
我去四處轉轉 I'm gonna go look around.
她死得很突然 Her death was very sudden.
是的 訃告也都說過了 It was. There's also an obituary that says so.
我不看報紙 I don't read the papers.
-她的名字叫 -哦 - Her name was -- - Oh.
-我通靈到一個D -黛比 - I'm getting a "D". - Deb.
她有很強的存在感 She's a strong presence.
-以前是的 -不是以前 是現在 - She was. - Not was, is.
她仍然是你生活的一部分 She's still a part of your life.
-你感覺到了 對吧 -我不知道 - You feel that, don't you? - I don't know.
我不太信這一套 I don't really buy into any of this.
那你為什么來這里 Then why are you here?
因為假如有一點希望 你能做到 'Cause if there's even a chance that you can...
我想知道 I want to know...
自從黛比離開我 這是第一次 for the first time since Deb...
你發現自己想著其他人 You find yourself thinking of someone else.
沒關系的 她想要你開心 It's okay. She wants you to be happy.
如果你只是說我想聽的話呢 What if you're just telling me what I want to hear?
這是我從黛比那里聽到的 That's what I'm getting from Deb,
但還要由你來決定 but it's for you to decide.
-這是你和莉莉嗎 -是的 - Is this you and Lily? - Yeah.
你們以前很親密 是吧 You were close, weren't you?
這會兒你沉默了 Now you're being quiet.
你知道 You know...
保留跟你合不來的人的照片挺奇怪的 it's odd to keep a photo of someone you can't even talk to.
時候不早了 It's late.
如果我們談完了 我要關門了 And if we're done here, I'm closing up.
不可思議的是 我父母想讓我學藝術 The crazy thing is my parents wanted me to go into the arts.
我說 媽媽 我想要當醫生 And I said, "Ma... I want to be a doctor."
你覺得挺無聊的 馬克 You're boring yourself there, uh... Mark?
不好意思 這真是漫長的一天 Uh, sorry. It was a long day.
過了就寢時間 你為何不去休息下呢 Mm. Up past your bedtime? Why don't you go get some rest?
-瑪德琳 -在 - Madeline? - Yeah.
我想介紹你認識馬丁·唐納利 I'd like to introduce you to Martin Donnelly.
黛安娜高度稱贊你 Diana speaks very highly of you.
你好 馬丁 Well, hello, Martin.
至少他年齡相仿 何不坐下來談呢 At least he's the right age range. Why don't you sit down?
或許我們可以追憶下尼克松政府 Maybe we'll reminisce about the Nixon administration.
我不打擾你們了 I'll leave you to it.
干這個有危險工作津貼嗎 Getting hazard pay for this one?
我需要嗎 托尼 Am I gonna need it, Tony?
只是想打破沉默 簡 Just trying to break the ice, Jane.
為什么呢 Why?
跟著感覺走嘛 我們干同一行 Seems like the thing to do. We're both in the same field.
又沒有在公堂上對簿 We are allowed to have a
我想隨便聊聊還是被允許的 conversation that's not adversarial, I think.
那好 那就說說大實話 Well, between you and me...
你的客戶退款給我的客戶 wouldn't it be easier if
不是更簡單一點嗎 your client just paid my client the refund?
也許吧 不過 Maybe, but...
那樣對黛安娜來說有挫敗感 that would be like a, uh, failure to Diana.
-她不喜歡挫敗感 -真是糟糕 - And she doesn't like failure. - Aw, shoot.
這是什么 What is this?
是名片 Um, that's a business card.
在某些文化中 人們要互換名片 You know, in some cultures, they actually exchange them.
萬一你想一起吃頓飯 You know, in case you ever want to go to dinner,
聊聊案子 又或者 you know, talk about the case or...
不聊案子 not talk about the case.
抱歉 你剛才在約我嗎 I'm sorry. Did you just ask me out?
-那樣很不合適 對吧 -沒錯 - That would be inappropriate, right. - Yeah.
-起碼現在不合適 -是的 - At least at this moment? - Yeah.
問題是 我覺得 The thing is, uh, I think
你對黛安娜的訴訟快要撤銷了 your complaint against Diana is about to go away.
-她看起來很開心 -嗯嗯 - She looks happy. - Mm-hmm.
打擾一下 Excuse us.
紅色警報 Code red.
和法官在一起的那個男的 我認識 The guy with the judge -- I know him.
他賣給我一輛車 He sold me a car.
推銷員工作很穩定嘛 Salesmen are nice and stable.
在我去年演得除臭劑廣告里 In that deodorant commercial I did last year...
他扮演有體臭的推銷員 he played a salesman with B.O.
他是個演員 失業了 He's an actor, unemployed.
他不可能負擔起這種中介的費用 There is no way he can afford a dating service like this.
哦天吶 Oh, my God.
人不應該付兩萬五千美金和失業的演員約會 You shouldn't have to pay $25,000 to meet unemployed actors.
在杰里熟食店 你可以免費見他 You can meet them for free at Jerry's Deli.
黛安娜雇他來迷惑薩莫斯法官 Diana hired him to charm Judge Summers.
你的確挺有吸引力的 You are actually quite charming.
-我們該走了 -簡 這是馬丁 - We have to go. - Jane, this is Martin.
嗨 馬丁 很高興見到你 Hi, Martin. Nice to meet you.
祝你試鏡成功 Good luck with your auditions.
-好了嗎 我們走 -呃 - Ready? Let's go. - Hmm?
不好意思 我馬上回來 Excuse me. I'll be right back.
真不敢相信我竟然中計了 I cannot believe I fell for it.
別責備自己 我看過他的表演 演技不錯 Don't blame yourself. I've seen his work. He's good.
我們要去晚宴 你會見到你的夢中情人 "We'll go to the mixer. You'll meet the man of your dreams."
-我錯了 -是的 - I was wrong. - Right.
但是我要讓那個女人付出代價 But now I'm gonna make that woman pay.
我們起訴她詐騙 意圖欺騙和虛假廣告 We'll file for fraud, intent to deceive, false advertising.
-你是不是心情抑郁了 -看看這張臉 - Are you emotionally distressed? - Look at this face!
還有懲罰性損失賠償 Punitive damages.
-怎么了 -懲罰 這個詞挺有趣的 - What? - "Punitive" -- it's a funny word.
-但是本案是很嚴肅的 -說的太對了 - But this is very serious. - You're damn right it is.
明天黛安娜·霍爾就會后悔她的所作所為 And tomorrow, Diana Hall will regret this.
你要記得問她為什么要選馬丁給我 You have to remember to ask her why she picked Martin for me.
再說最后一遍 我不會問那個的 For the last time, I am not going to ask that.
-簡 -讓我做好本職工作 - Jane -- - Just let me do my job.
-有問題嗎 賓格溫小姐 -沒有 法官大人 - Is there a problem, Miss Bingum? - No, your honor.
霍爾小姐 Miss Hall,
你的中介服務向我的客戶收取多少錢 how much did you charge my client for your dating service?
兩萬五千美金 $25,000.
你安排我的客戶和一位名叫馬丁·唐納利的人見面 You set up my client with a man named Martin Donnelly.
他為中介付了多少錢 How much did he pay for your dating service?
沒付錢 Nothing.
霍爾小姐 我這有你的服務合約 Miss Hall, I have your service contract here.
可否請你指出哪里有說 Will you just point to the place where it says that...
付了兩萬五千美金 for their $25,000...
你卻給客戶介紹失業的演員 you will be introducing your clients to unemployed actors...
他不用付中介費還可以參加晚宴 who have paid nothing to attend your mixers?
沒有寫 It doesn't.
沒其他問題了 Nothing further.
你怎么不問她為什么選馬丁給我 Why didn't you ask her why she chose Martin for me?
因為那和案子無關 噓 Because it is not relevant. Shh.
霍爾小姐 為什么唐納利先生是免費會員 Miss Hall, why was Mr. Donnelly given a free membership?
看人不能光看他有多少錢 A person is more than the size of their wallet.
如果我覺得候選者很特別 If I think that a candidate is special...
他或她也通過了我們的 and he or she passes our
全面背景審核 extensive background and vetting process...
我有時會給他們免費會員資格 then I will sometimes offer a free membership.
就是說唐納利先生并不是唯一的一個 So Mr. Donnelly isn't the only one?
我已經讓一名消防員 一位教授 I have given free memberships to a firefighter, a professor...
一個警察和一名法科學生免費入會了 a cop, even a law student.
我覺得這種制度 I think these scholarships
可以為潛在的配對提供基礎 help to round out the pool for potential matches.
沒其他問題了 Nothing further.
證人可以下來了 The witness may step down.
-請求重新盤問 法官大人 -你在做什么 - Redirect, your honor. - What are you doing?
-你說什么 -瑪德琳 - Excuse me? - Madeline.
我相信我有這個權利 我會長話短說 I believe I have the right. I will keep it short.
-說吧 -謝謝您 - Proceed. - Thank you.
霍爾小姐 在舞會上 Miss Hall, at your mixer...
你為我選了一位特別的男士 you chose one particular guy for me
一位失業的演員 -- an out-of-work actor.
為什么選他呢 Why him?
唐納利先生有溫暖人心的力量 Mr. Donnelly has a warm energy,
他心地善良 還是個書迷 a kind heart... and he's an avid reader --
參加了三個不同的讀書俱樂部 three different book clubs.
并且據我所知 And as far as I could tell,
你們倆相處地挺好 the two of you were getting along.
我說錯了嗎 Was I wrong?
沒其他問題了 Nothing further.
很好 我們午餐暫時休庭 Very well. We'll recess for lunch.
你不該那樣做的 You shouldn't have done that.
你剛才說什么了 What did you just say to me?
我不想讓陪審團聽見那個 I didn't want the jury to hear that.
簡 你是在對我說"我早告訴你了"嗎 Jane, did you just say "I told you so" To me?
沒有 但我現在要說了 No, but I will now.
我早告訴你了 我早告訴你了 我早告訴你了 I told you so, I told you so, I told you so.
我從來沒有 Well, I have never.
-我太震驚了 簡·賓格溫 -我才震驚呢 - I am absolutely appalled, Jane Bingum well, - I'm appalled.
很感謝你們一收到通知就過來了 I appreciate all of you showing up on short notice.
這簡直在浪費時間 This is a waste of time.
你知道我少做了多少生意嗎 Do you have any idea how many sessions I'm missing?
那都是我的客戶 Sessions with my clients.
聽著 沒人逼他們到街對面來 Look, nobody's forcing them to walk across the street.
去死吧你 And bite me.
女士們 別再這樣爭執了 Ladies, don't take this the wrong way,
我們聽得夠多了 but we've heard enough from both of you.
那我們在這做什么 Then what are we doing here?
我想和一個人談談 I want to speak with the one person
他的想法我們都沒有聽過 we've yet to hear from --
你們父親 your father.
你在開玩笑嗎 你無法和死人談話 Are you kidding me? You can't talk to the dead!
再說一遍 Excuse me?
好吧 我也沒說毫無可能 Well, I'm not saying it's impossible.
很好 Good,
因為我們要求聽取利昂·蘭卡斯特的證言 because we're requesting the deposition of Leon Lancaster.
你知道自己在干什么嗎 Do you know what you're doing?
莉莉 你和妹妹這么多次爭執 Lily, for all your issues with your sister...
我從沒聽你質疑過她的能力 I haven't once heard you doubt her abilities.
她是個才華出眾的靈媒 She's a phenomenal psychic,
只不過是個差勁的妹妹 just a lousy sister.
泰莎 你認為你在這能通靈到你父親嗎 Tessa, do you believe you can contact your father right here?
我可以試試 I can try.
早上好 Good morning, M--
早上好 帕克先生 希望我 good morning, Mr. Parker. I hope I'm -- I'm not --
你就是等了我一早上那孩子 You're the kid who's been waiting to see me all morning.
你有三十秒的時間告訴我 You've got 30 seconds to tell me
你在我辦公室做什么 what the hell you're doing in my office.
我叫弗雷德 我來這里是找回我的工作 Uh, my name is Fred, and I'm here to get my job back.
什么工作 你從沒在這工作過 What job? You never worked here.
沒錯 我想說的是 True -- uh, w- what I meant to
即使我以前沒在這工作過 say is even though I've never worked here before...
我覺得我工作過 I- I feel like I have.
我是簡·賓格溫的朋友 Um, I- I'm friends with Jane Bingum,
我對你的事務所了如指掌 and I know your, uh, firm inside and out.
我覺得 不 我知道 I think that -- no, I know
我能做個超贊的信件收發員 that I could be a kick-ass mail-room guy.
你知道那職位有人在做吧 You do realize that position's already been filled?
是的 但是真有人嗎 我是說 Yeah, but has it really? I mean,
你們雇的那家伙 他是不錯 the guy you got in there right now -- he's fine.
但他知道要想最大限度使用硒鼓 But does he know to maximize
需要來回地搖晃嗎 a toner cartridge by shaking it side to side?
他知道如果你中午前要上庭 Does he know that when you have a depo before noon,
你會早點到 you arrive early...
他知道你喜歡咖啡機前一天晚上就準備好嗎 and you like the coffee machine prepped the night before?
他知道《高爾夫文摘》是周四發行 Does he know that "Golf Digest" arrives on Tuesday
你喜歡午飯的時候閱讀嗎 and you like to read it over lunch...
不過要吃酥皮糕點 but with a breakfast pastry,
他知道應該事先為您留一份嗎 so he should set one aside for you?
-我的確好那口 -我知道 先生 - I do like that. - I know, sir.
櫻桃乳酪是您的最愛 Cherry cheese are your favorite.
珍妮弗 打電話給收發室 Jennifer, call down to the mail room.
告訴他們新來的那個被人頂替了 Tell them the new guy's being replaced.
很抱歉 孩子 Oh. Sorry, kid.
懷丁&李普曼正在招人 我會替你美言的 Uh, Whiting & Lippman are looking. I'll put in a good word.
他就在附近 He's near.
我能感覺到他的存在 I can feel his presence.
讓他知道你紀念他的方式是 Let him know you're honoring his
在你的新店為顧客提供水果刨冰 memory by serving smoothies in your new shop...
還有帶著花飾的吸管呢 她使用優惠券 with the curlicue straws. She takes coupons.
不要有負面情緒 No negatives.
好了 找到他了 Okay. Got him.
爸爸 莉莉和我都在這呢 Hi, dad. Lily and I are both here.
好 泰莎 現在你和他保持著聯系 Okay, Tessa, now that you've established contact...
問問父親他走了 ask your father how he wants
他希望生意怎么進行下去 the business run in his absence.
爸爸說他把畢生的事業平分給我們 Dad said he left his life's work to both of us, 50/50...
這樣兩人權利平等 with neither of us having more say than the other.
那么他是想讓你們作為平等的伙伴 So it was his intent for you to work together,
合作嗎 as equal partners?
-爸爸說是的 -我說什么來著 - Dad says yes. - What did I say?
但是他了解我們的脾性 But he knew with our personalities,
知道合作對我們而言富有挑戰性 that would be challenging...
所以他預料到我們會找他通靈的 and so he assumed he would be getting this call.
問問他你的店 那家新店 Ask him about your shop -- the new one.
-他同意嗎 -不是吧 別問這個 - Is he okay with it? - Oh, come on. Don't ask that.
你覺得她會怎么說 What do you think she's gonna say?
這是合法的 你方定下的 This is legitimate. Your side stipulated --
爸爸說 Dad says...
他不同意我的店 he's not okay with my shop.
法庭上這個靠不住 你應該明白 This would not hold up in court, you realize.
爸爸說 Dad says...
我過火了 I'm in over my head.
他說我的問題就在于不善于聆聽 He says my problem is I don't always listen...
我應該聆聽 因為莉莉有好點子 and I should because Lily has good ideas.
他的愿望是我和莉莉合作 His wish is for me to work with Lily.
爸爸說我需要莉莉 Dad says I need Lily...
莉莉也需要我 and Lily needs me.
我知道 I knew that.
沒事了 It's okay.
-嗯 -沒事了 - Mm-hmm. - It's okay.
你通過霍爾小姐的中介服務約會過28次 You went on 28 dates through Miss Hall's dating service.
都沒有合適的對象嗎 Were any of these men viable matches?
沒有 No.
但是有人承諾你會配對成功的 對吧 But you were promised a match, right?
是個保證 退款保證 It was a guarantee -- a money-back guarantee.
我問完了 Your witness.
薩莫斯法官 Judge Summers...
你拒絕了黛安娜 Isn't it true that you
為你介紹的每個對象 rejected every match that Diana set up for you...
是因為你那高不可及的標準嗎 because of your impossibly high standards?
絕對不是 Absolutely not.
我這里有你每次約會后 I have response cards that
填寫的回執卡 you filled out after every one of your dates.
你記得你為什么不想再見馬特·斯特斯嗎 Do you remember why you didn't want to see Matt Stalls again?
他閱讀匱乏 He wasn't very well-read.
嗯 尚·卡爾斯呢 Hmm. Sean Carls?
他嗓音很難聽 He had an annoying voice.
邁克爾·杜迪呢 Michael Doody?
-受不了他的姓氏 -沒錯 - Couldn't get past the last name. - Exactly.
丹·雷諾茲呢 Don Reynolds.
耳朵 你只寫了個耳朵 "Ears" -- that's all you wrote, just "Ears".
反對 法官大人 辯方律師在作證 Objection -- your honor, counsel is testifying...
糾纏證人 坦白說 這使我很生氣 badgering the witness, and, frankly, making me angry.
反對有效 Sustained.
薩莫斯法官 Judge Summers...
你簽中介介服務的時候做了 Isn't it true you misrepresented yourself
失實陳述 是這樣嗎 when you signed up for this service?
當然沒有 Of course not.
你介意讀下你的個人資料嗎 Would you mind reading your own profile?
我是個享受樂趣 浪漫的人 "I am a fun-loving romantic
喜愛在沙灘上靜靜漫步 "who enjoys quiet walks on the beach...
喜歡燭光晚餐和休·格蘭特的電影 candlelit dinners, and Hugh Grant movies."
那都是真的嗎 Is that all true...
因為你看上去不像享受樂趣 浪漫的類型 'cause you don't really seem like the fun-loving, romantic type?
-法官大人 -那是我丈夫的類型 - Your honor. - That's the kind of man my husband was...
也是我現在要找的類型 and that's the kind of man I'm looking for.
你看過的最后一部休·格蘭特的電影是哪部 What's the last Hugh Grant movie you saw?
我真的不需要回答這個問題 You know, I really don't need this.
你能說出一部休·格蘭特演的電影名字嗎 Can you even name a Hugh Grant movie?
《四個婚禮和你的葬禮》 "Four weddings and your funeral" --
休·格蘭特主演的是《四個婚禮和一個葬禮》
這部你熟悉嗎 are you familiar with that one...
你這個自以為是 粗魯的臭小子 you smug, insolent piece of crap?
-瑪德琳 -我受夠了 - Madeline -- - I'm done.
-不不不 你不能走 -法官大人 - No, no, no, you can't leave. - Your honor.
瑪德琳 還沒有準許你離開 Madeline, you are not dismissed.
我要以藐視法庭罪監禁你 I will hold you in contempt.
你不能 因為我要撤訴 Well, you can't, because I'm dropping the case.
沒有案子 沒有藐視 再見 No case, no contempt. Goodbye.
我請求短暫休庭 法官大人 Uh, short recess, your honor.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你不能就那樣離開法庭啊 You know you can't just walk out of a courtroom like that.
你確定想要教訓我嗎 Are you sure you want to be lecturing me?
聽著 我能理解你很不高興 All right, look, I understand you're upset.
我不是不高興 我是生氣 I am not upset, I am pissed...
那律師在公開法庭上羞辱我 at that lawyer for humiliating me in open court...
生氣自己任由他這樣 and myself for letting him,
但我主要是對你不滿 but mostly I am pissed at you.
我 我做錯了什么 Me? What did I do?
你鼓動我這樣做的 上訴 You pushed me into this, going to court.
一開始也是你讓我 You're the one who signed
簽訂那個愚蠢的中介服務 me up for that stupid service to begin with.
不過我很確定沒讓你在調查問卷上說謊 Well, I'm sure I didn't tell you to lie on your questionnaire.
表是你替我填的 You filled it out for me!
什么 What?
簡 當你說 Jane, I trusted you
我應該出來走走 我信任你 when you said that I should get out of the house.
我走出來了 現在看看這一團糟 I got out of the house. Now look at this mess.
薩莫斯法官 瑪德琳 Judge Summers. Madeline!
薩莫斯法官 Judge Summers.
我認識你嗎 Do I know you?
我是簡·賓格溫的助理 I'm Jane Bingum's assistant --
你沒理由記得我 no reason you should remember.
我們就是被引見過十六七次而已 We've only been introduced 16 or 17 times.
泰麗 Teri.
不記得臉 但是這態度我記得的 Not so good with faces -- attitude, however.
-我猜是她派你來的吧 -你猜錯了 - I suppose she sent you here. - You suppose wrong.
我來是因為你讓她很心煩 I came here because you are bumming her out.
我讓她很心煩 I am bumming her out?
簡的朋友不是很多 Jane doesn't have a lot of friends,
你是其中之一 and -- and you are one of them.
她想要幫助你 你卻劈頭蓋臉地訓斥她 And -- and she tried to help you, and you kicked her to the curb!
她逼我出庭 She forced me into that courtroom,
受了我這輩子都沒有受過的羞辱 and I have never been so humiliated in my entire life.
得了吧 Oh, please.
你可是名聲在外 You know, you have a reputation...
你是強硬不耍花招的源動力 for being a tough, no-nonsense force of nature...
從不受人擺布 who doesn't get pushed around.
沒人強迫你出庭 Nobody forced you into that courtroom.
官司打得不順利 The case didn't go your way,
你就是找個替罪羊 and now you are looking for someone to blame.
如果你是我的助理 If you were my assistant,
我就以不服從上級為由解雇你 I would fire you for insubordination.
如果我是你的助理 If I was your assistant,
你已經上最高法院了 you'd already be on the supreme court.
人們說我是源動力嗎 People say I'm a force of nature?
簡給你留了很多留言 Jane left you a bunch of messages.
你應該給她回電 You should call her back.
傳喚死去的父親 這點子太有才了 Summoning the dead dad -- that was genius.
-你怎么知道這點子能行 -我感覺到的 - How did you know it would work? - I sensed it.
還是要靠交流嘛 Came down to communication.
我需要讓兩姐妹拋下各自的固執 I need to make it possible for the sisters to talk...
交談才有可能 without pride getting in the way.
就是說你并不真的相信 So you didn't actually believe
她們同父親通靈了 that they were contacting their father?
我相信與否并不重要 管用就行 It doesn't matter what I believe. It worked.
巧妙的回避 Nice dodge.
你想知道我相信什么嗎 All right. You want to know what I believe?
我相信有時人們需要別人推一把 I believe sometimes people need a little nudge.
推一把 A nudge?
泰莎想向姐姐道歉 Tessa wanted to apologize to her sister
但是她需要有人教她該如何做 but need someone to show her how to do it.
莉莉想讓她妹妹回到身邊 Lily wanted her sister back...
但自己不想開這個口 but didn't want to be the one to say so.
再就是我們了 And then there's us.
我們 你覺得這一切和我們有關嗎 Us? You think all this has something to do with us?
我知道我們說好不提那個吻的 I know we agreed not to talk about the kiss.
沒錯 我們當做什么都沒發生過 That's right. We're gonna pretend it never happened.
-是的 -是的 - Right. - Right.
但是 事實是 But the truth is...
我有一點通靈能力 I'm a little bit psychic.
真的嗎 Really?
我感覺到 And I sense
如果我約你共進晚餐 that if I asked you out to dinner on a date...
你會同意的 you'll say yes.
那么 你同意嗎 So, what do you say?
你忙嗎 You busy?
整理約會中介的材料 Uh, discovery from the dating service.
我傳喚了本州所有會員的資料 I subpoenaed every file of every member in the state.
看來我有點過分熱心了 Guess I went a little overboard.
你真的很努力想幫我 You really were trying to help me.
當然了 Yeah.
簡 我想向你道歉 Jane, uh... I want to apologize.
我反應過激了 I- I overreacted.
明明不是你的錯 我卻埋怨你 I blamed you for things that weren't your fault.
是我做錯了 But it was my fault.
休·格蘭特是我的蠢主意 Hugh Grant was my lame-o idea.
不 我清楚記得那是我的主意 No, I distinctly remember that was mine.
莫瑞最愛他的電影了 Murray loved those movies.
老天保佑 我只是想找個像他那樣的人 God help me, I was just trying to find somebody like him.
我能理解 I understand.
希望你永遠也不會知曉 I hope you never know what
失去此生摯愛是什么滋味 it's like to lose the love of your life...
沒有他 一個人生活下去 to have to go on without him.
簡直無法想象 I can't imagine.
不管怎么說 戴安娜這樣的人 Still, you know, it doesn't give somebody like Diana
也沒權利趁機獲利 the right to take advantage.
我是說 她可能沒有毀約 I mean, she may not have broken that contract,
但是她肯定扭曲了合約 but she definitely bent it.
沒錯 Yeah.
羅恩·海伍德 這份資料怎么會在這 Ron Haywood -- what is that file doing here?
從我辦公室拿的嗎 Is that from my office?
不是 No.
這些是從約會中介所拿到的 These are all from the dating service.
羅恩·海伍德是個客戶 黛安娜的客戶 Ron Haywood is a client -- Diana's client?
是啊 她還想安排你倆約會呢 Yeah -- she tried to set you up with him,
但我猜被他婉拒了 but I guess he declined the date.
順便說一句 是他的損失 His loss, by the way.
我撤訴的文件你交上去沒有 Did you file the papers to have my case dismissed yet?
沒 我本打算明早交 No, I was going to first thing in the morning.
我有個更好的主意 別上交 I have a better idea. Don't.
霍爾小姐 你的合約上聲明 Miss Hall, your contract states that every client...
每位客戶都經過詳細的背景審查 對吧 has undergone an extensive background check, correct?
是的 That's right.
并且你聲稱 And you claim
你們的背景審核具有國內尖端水平 是嗎 that your background checks are state-of-the-art. True?
當然是 Absolutely.
如果收取兩萬五千美金 這是我必須做的 They must be if you're asking someone to pay $25,000.
所以如果有所疏漏 So anything less than
那就違反合約了 我說的對嗎 that would be breach of contract, am I right?
我想是的 沒錯 I suppose so, yes.
后排的那位男士 請您站起來 好嗎 Would the man in the back row please stand?
-你認識羅恩·海伍德嗎 -認識 他是我的客戶 - Do you recognize Ron Haywood? - Yes. He's a client.
兩個月前你是不是想 Is it true that you tried to set him up
試圖撮合他和薩莫斯法官 with Judge Summers two months ago?
我試圖那么做 不過他拒絕了 I tried. He declined the date.
嗯 Hmm.
心有所屬 心有所向 The heart wants what the heart wants.
是的 沒錯 Yes, it does.
又或者 Or maybe he just didn't
他只是不想和因他電話詐騙 want to date the woman who sentenced him...
判處他五年徒刑的女人約會 to five to seven years in prison for wire fraud.
霍爾小姐 你知道 Were you aware, Miss Hall,
海伍德先生是個被判決的重罪犯 that Mr. Haywood is a convicted felon...
而薩莫斯法官是他庭審的法官嗎 and that Judge Summers presided at his trial?
不知道 No.
昨晚 在監獄委員會的協助下 Last night, with the cooperation of the prison board...
我把你的客戶 I cross-referenced all of your clients
和加州重罪犯數據庫做了比對 with the California felony database...
海伍德先生和其他七位男士出現在兩份名單上 and Mr. Haywood and seven other men were on both lists.
那么霍爾小姐 So, Miss Hall...
你介紹重罪犯給富有的女士 you have introduced felons to wealthy women.
想想你所謂的可信度 Gosh, imagine the liability.
法官大人 我們請求短暫休庭 Your honor, we'd like a short recess.
批準 我想你們也需要如此 Yes. I imagine you would.
這樣就好了 你們的合作協議 That should do it. Your articles of incorporation --
你們父親希望的一切都白紙黑字寫下來了 everything your father wanted in black and white.
你們將成為原有生意的合伙人 You will be co-owners of the original business --
資產五五開 a 50/50 split.
肯特先生 你幫了我們大忙 Mr. Kent, you came through for us,
正如宇宙告訴我那樣 just like the universe told me you would.
宇宙也這么告訴我的 You know, the universe told me the same thing.
是啊 我確信宇宙除了告訴我們同樣的事 Yeah, I'm sure the universe has nothing better to do
也沒什么別的事可做了 than tell us the same thing.
女士們 Ladies.
-不好意思 -沒什么大不了的 - Sorry. - It was no big thing.
聽著 我們要去Le Deux餐廳吃晚餐 Listen, we are gonna go out to dinner at Le Deux.
愿意一起來嗎 Would you like to join us?
實際上我們挺想一起去的 但是 Actually, we would love to join you, but...
我們已經有晚餐計劃了 we already have dinner plans.
別點大比目魚 我有這么個感應 Don't order the halibut. Just a feeling.
全額退款 A full refund?
一分錢不少 Every penny,
他們還同意在所有宣傳刊物 and they've agreed to disclose their business practices...
公開他們的經營方式 in all promotional literature.
前科犯們呢 And what about the ex-cons?
他們要關門一個月 Oh, they're shutting down for a month
執行審核程序 to implement a vetting process --
這次是真正意義的審核 在法庭的監督下進行 well, a real one this time -- under court supervision.
干得漂亮 謝謝你 Well done, and thanks.
那是什么 What is that?
我整理案子的文件時 Oh, I was just packing up some case files...
這個吸引了我的目光 and this caught my eye.
喬治·柯頓 你記得他嗎 George Cotton -- do you rember him?
記得 他是位廚師 Uh, yeah. He was a chef.
沒錯 你和他出去約會過一次 Yeah, you went out with him once.
看看他的反饋卡吧 Take a look at the feedback card.
瑪德琳有直接的幽默感和獨特的世界觀 "Madeline has a sharp sense of humor and a distinct world view.
我覺得她態度強硬 但也很可愛 "I found her tough, but lovable --
二者完美結合 a winning combination."
他挺可愛的 He's kind of cute.
-他的電話在背面 -真的嗎 - His phone number's on the back. - Really?
謝謝你 Thank you.
史黛西 Stacy.
嘿 你準備好了嗎 Hey. Are you ready to go?
什么 What?
不好意思 我在和 I'm sorry. I was talking to...
我最后一次下班 讓我把卡交了 Let me just turn in my last time card,
我們就走 and we're out of here.
老兄 Dude!
你是要和史黛西去約會嗎 Are you going out with Stacy?
我也無法相信 I can't believe it, either.
起初這好像是最糟糕的一周 This started off as the worst week ever --
無緣無故被解雇了 fired for no reason at all.
我站在陽臺上抱怨悲劇的人生時 I'm on the balcony, contemplating my sorry life...
這位女神就找我搭訕 when this goddess starts talking to me.
后來她說想嘗試新的類型 Uh, then she says something about trying on a new type...
然后她提議我們出去喝點東西 and suggests we get drinks.
-你把我殺了算了 -真爽啊 - You're killing me. - I know, right?
你看上去像那種 Hey, uh, you seem like the
受女孩子歡迎的男生 kind of guy who has no problem with the ladies.
有什么建議給我嗎 Uh, any advice?
有 就是 Yeah. Just, um...
善待她 treat her well.
她配得上最棒的 She deserves the best.
好 多謝了 Cool. Thanks.
打擾一下 我想找女盥洗室 Excuse me. I'm looking for the ladies' room.
你是金的靈媒 Oh, you're Kim's psychic.
那天你告訴我 我不會孤單太久的 Um, the other day, you told me that I wouldn't be alone for long.
我說對了嗎 Was I right?
我能問你些事嗎 Can I ask you something?
通常你需要預約 但是 Well, normally, you'd have to make an appointment. But...
說吧 我心情不錯 oh, go ahead. I'm in a good mood.
我有個朋友 Um, I have this... friend...
她失去了此生摯愛 and she's lost the love of her life.
她知道她應該向前看 And she knows that she should move on,
但是她有點走不出來了 but she's kind of stuck.
何為地獄 What is hell?
我堅信 地獄就是愛不成別人 I maintain that it is the suffering
所帶來的煎熬 of being unable to love.
-等等 那是什么意思 -我也不知道 - Wait. What does that mean? - I have no idea.
你要去問陀斯妥耶夫斯基 You'd have to ask Dostoyevsky.
但是我感覺用在你這挺適合的 But I sense it applies to you.
簡 想要走出來 Jane, the best way to get
最好的辦法是推自己一把 unstuck is to give yourself a kick in the ass.
你不必生活在過去 You don't have to live in the past.
我是尼卡斯羅 Nicastro.
你好 Hello?
嗨 Hi.
嗨 我是簡·賓格溫 托尼 Hi, it's Jane Bingum, Tony.
打電話來幸災樂禍嗎 Calling to gloat?
那晚 Uh... you know, the other night,
你說我們應該共進晚餐 you said that we should have dinner.
那只是個擾亂我的策略嗎 Was that just a strategic move to throw me off my game?
如果是的話 也完全不奏效啊 Well, if it was, it didn't really work.
你下周二有空嗎 Are you free next Tuesday?
有的 我有空 Yes. Yes, I am.
很好 Great.
你去過海蘭德路的斯瑞特餐館嗎 You've been to Street on Highland?
他們家的開胃菜超贊 They have fantastic appetizers.
哦天吶 我喜歡開胃菜 Oh, my God. I love appetizers.
我很期待 I'm looking forward to it.
是啊 你知道嗎 我也是 Yeah. You know what? So am I.
沒有什么事是我們做不成的* *There's nothing that we can't do
沒有* *No