1 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,752 I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum! 2 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,119 Strike! You're out! 3 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,029 Elmer, here it is. 4 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,632 -I knew you'd find it. -Boy, I could sure use a drink. 5 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,434 I wonder if any big shots are getting married today? 6 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,758 Looks like the same suckers get married every day. 7 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,909 Come on. 8 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,350 Hey, the guy with the cheaters. 9 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,078 Now what's he hiding from? 10 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,913 -Hey, isn't that Mortimer Brewster? -Mortimer Brewster, the dramatic critic? 11 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,674 No, it's not him. But what a scoop it'd be! 12 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,191 The guy who wrote The Bachelor's Bible getting hooked. It's too good to be true. 13 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,635 Let's snap the mayor in his new fire helmet and go. 14 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,676 Let's stick around, see who the guy is. 15 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,320 ""Two by two they come and go"" 16 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,671 Good morning, children. Your name, please? 17 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,671 -Elaine Harper. -Speak a little louder. 18 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,954 Elaine Harper. 19 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,873 Thank you. Yours? 20 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,556 -Mortimer Brewster. -How's that? 21 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,559 Mortimer Brewster. 22 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,393 Speak up, sonny. There's nothing to be afraid of. 23 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,438 I want to keep this undercover. 24 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,717 Love her? Of course you love her. You're marrying her, right? 25 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,552 You don't understand. Come here. 26 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,676 I don't want this to get out for a while. 27 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,478 I'm Mortimer Brewster. 28 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,115 You're who? 29 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,594 Mortimer Brew-- 30 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,555 That's him! 31 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,994 Mr. Brewster! 32 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,113 Now, look-- 33 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,228 Goodbye, dear. 34 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,117 Don't you understand? How can I marry you? 35 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,391 Me, the symbol of bachelorhood. I've sneered at every love scene. 36 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,030 I've written four million words against marriage! 37 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,159 Not only hooked, but to a minister's daughter, and a girl from Brooklyn. 38 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,516 Look at the way you look! What is that contraption you've got there? 39 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,515 A pin I borrowed from your aunts. You know, ""Something borrowed--"" 40 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,433 I know, ""Something borrowed, something blue."" Old, new. 41 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,954 Rice and old shoes. Carry you over the threshold. 42 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,032 Niagara Falls. All that silly tripe. Is this what I've come to? 43 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,839 I can't go through with it. I won't marry you. That's that. 44 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,753 -Yes, Mortimer. -What do you mean, ""Yes, Mortimer""? 45 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,235 Aren't you insulted? Aren't you going to cry? 46 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,198 -No, Mortimer. -And don't ""No, Mortimer"" me, either! 47 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,151 Marriage is a superstition. 48 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,237 It's old-fashioned. It's.... 49 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,308 O'Hara, don't be a jerk. You don't realize... 50 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,312 ...I'm turning over to you the nicest, best beat in Brooklyn. 51 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,198 Now look at that old church. And them old houses. 52 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,876 Did George Washington ever sleep here? 53 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,589 Of course he did. This whole neighborhood just stinks with atmosphere. 54 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,112 -And look at that old house. -The original owners still there? 55 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,509 Don't crack wise about the Brewster sisters. 56 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,639 They're two of the dearest, sweetest old ladies that ever walked the earth. 57 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,472 They're out of this world. 58 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,431 They're like pressed rose leaves. 59 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,994 Pressed rose leaves? 60 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,391 The old girls must be kind of hard up. 61 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,316 Their old man left them fixed for life. 62 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,470 Don't you call them ""the girls,"" either. 63 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,152 Brophy. Is Lieutenant around? 64 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,037 So what are they renting rooms for? 65 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,237 They don't. But you can bet if anybody came looking for a room... 66 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,517 ...they wouldn't go away without a good meal and a couple of bucks. 67 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,228 That's their way of digging up people to do good to. 68 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,997 Reverend Harper, I do hope you don't disapprove of Mortimer... 69 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:25,312 ...because he's a dramatic critic and takes your daughter to the theater. 70 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,160 It's not that I disapprove of his being a critic... 71 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,596 ...but no man with this published attitude... 72 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,592 ...should take any man's daughter anyplace, at any time. 73 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,838 I must be catching cold. 74 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,878 No, dear. It was Reverend Harper who sneezed. Bless you. 75 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,510 We mustn't be angry with Mortimer. 76 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,593 He's so very much in love with her. Sister Martha and I are so happy. 77 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,917 He used to come to see us only occasionally, and now... 78 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,310 ...he's in Brooklyn six nights a week. 79 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,836 Remember now, watch your language. 80 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,877 You know I'm not a swearing man. 81 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,713 You'd be surprised what they'd consider swearing. 82 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,709 Will you eXcuse me? No, no, Teddy, dear. Thank you. I'll go. 83 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,035 -Come right in, Mr. Brophy. -Miss Abby, we came for the toys. 84 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,754 This is Officer O'Hara. He's taking over my beat. 85 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,798 -How do you do, miss? -Welcome to our neighborhood. 86 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,030 Gentlemen, what news have you brought me? 87 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,436 Colonel, we have nothing to report. 88 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,150 No, absolutely nothing to report. 89 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,234 Splendid! 90 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,556 Thank you, gentlemen. At ease. 91 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,952 You know the Reverend Dr. Harper from the church neXt door? 92 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,350 Hello. This is Officer O'Hara, the new man on the beat. 93 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,954 How do you do, sir? It's nice to meet you. 94 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,868 The toys are on the chair up here, by the library door. 95 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:02,676 Teddy, run upstairs and bring down your Army and Navy from Aunt Martha's room. 96 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,159 They're all packed. 97 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:10,316 That's splendid work you men do, fixing up discarded toys for the kids at camp. 98 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,475 Charge! 99 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:24,115 It gives us something to do at the station. You get tired of playing cards. 100 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,993 -So these are the toys? -How's Mrs. Brophy? 101 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,799 She's better, thank you. But a little weak, still. 102 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,519 I'll get some beef broth for you to take to her. 103 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,319 Please don't bother. You've done so much already. 104 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,829 Stop the nonsense! I won't be a minute. 105 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:54,431 Gentlemen, if I know what pure kindness and absolute generosity are... 106 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,399 ...it's because I've known the Brewster sisters. 107 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,714 Teddy, you promised me you wouldn't do that anymore. 108 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,792 But I have to call a Cabinet meeting to get those supplies. 109 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,314 Now don't do that again. Do you hear me? 110 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,953 He used to do that at night... 111 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,679 ...and the neighbors raised Cain. They're afraid of him. 112 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,150 Look, Sarge, I promised I wouldn't swear, but what the heck-- 113 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,074 What's going on here? 114 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,754 -He's quite harmless. -He thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt. 115 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,638 There's a lot of worse guys he could think he was. 116 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,154 That's right. 117 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,635 I'll make a note. He's an interesting character. 118 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,438 Isn't it a shame, Father.... 119 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,959 Isn't it a shame, Reverend, that this nice family should be hatching a cuckoo? 120 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,754 Well, now, isn't this nice! 121 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,354 -Good afternoon, Miss Brewster. -How do you do? 122 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,113 -Good afternoon. -Reverend, how do you do? 123 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,879 Miss Martha, Officer O'Hara. He's taking over my duties. 124 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,075 How do you do? 125 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,390 -I'm very glad to know you. -Thank you. 126 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,993 Martha, you're back. 127 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,117 Here's the broth for Mrs. Brophy. Be sure it's good and hot. 128 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,509 You bet I will, and thank you very much. 129 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,909 The Army and Navy are ready for action. 130 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,953 Colonel, this is grand. It'll make a lot of kids happy. 131 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,951 What's this? The Oregon? 132 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,031 Teddy, dear, put it back. 133 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,840 -But the Oregon goes to Australia. -Now, Teddy.... 134 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,672 No, it goes to Australia. 135 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,832 -These are lovely. Thank you. -Not at all. 136 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,118 -The children will go crazy. -Don't mention it. 137 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,713 So long, Colonel. 138 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,114 Hey, Sarge. 139 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,754 Yes. 140 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,589 Dismissed! 141 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,188 -Goodbye and thank you. -Don't mention it. 142 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,079 -Careful of the step with the toys. -Good night. 143 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,549 Young man, let that be a lesson to you. 144 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,119 Goodbye. 145 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,751 -Well, I must be going. -Charge! 146 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,278 Charge the blockhouse! 147 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,029 Blockhouse? 148 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,275 The stairs are always San Juan Hill. 149 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,389 Bless you! 150 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,909 Have you tried to persuade him he wasn't Roosevelt? 151 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,197 -Oh, no! -He's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt. 152 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,676 Do you remember, Martha? 153 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,270 Once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington... 154 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,079 ...it might be a change for him, and we suggested it. 155 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,191 And do you know what happened? 156 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,670 He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody. 157 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,030 Well, if he's happy, and what's more important, you're happy.... 158 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,720 Our only worry for Teddy is after we're gone. 159 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,150 Yes, indeed. That is quite a problem. 160 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,708 Mortimer's made all the arrangements for Teddy... 161 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,837 ...to go to Happy Dale Sanitarium after we pass on. 162 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,309 Splendid idea! A very pleasant place. 163 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,671 Dear, sweet Reverend Harper. 164 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,630 You know, Martha, I do believe he's beginning to see the light. 165 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,551 I'm sure we needn't worry about him. 166 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,837 He won't interfere with our plans for Mortimer and Elaine. 167 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,552 Did you just have tea? 168 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,596 Yes. 169 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,079 And dinner's going to be late, too. 170 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,438 So, why? 171 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,152 Good news for you. 172 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,789 You're going to Panama and dig another lock for the canal. 173 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,992 Delighted! 174 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,151 That's bully! Just bully! 175 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,789 I shall prepare at once for the journey. 176 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,875 Charge! 177 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,956 Abby! While I was out? 178 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,474 Yes, dear. I just couldn't wait for you. 179 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,791 I didn't know when you'd be back, and Reverend Harper was coming. 180 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,917 -But all by yourself. -I got along fine. 181 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,640 -I'll run right downstairs and see. -No, dear. 182 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,837 There wasn't time. And I was all alone. 183 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,830 Well? 184 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,074 Just look in the windowseat. 185 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,116 -It's Elaine! -Hello, darlings. 186 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,911 -But, Elaine! -What did she mean? 187 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,270 You don't suppose they've gone and-- 188 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,915 Listen, buddy. 189 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,470 -This old cab has seen osculation but.... -You ain't seen anything yet. 190 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,154 -You've got to drive us to the station. -Take her hat. 191 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,830 Wait a minute. And her brooch. 192 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,713 If you find her hairpins, keep them. Hold on to that. 193 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,988 There they are. 194 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,834 Here's your hat. 195 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,148 Just throw it. I don't like that look in your eyes. 196 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,074 -What's the matter with it? -Father preached about it only last Sunday. 197 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,192 He did? What did he say? 198 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,959 -He was against it. -But that was only Sunday. 199 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,431 Please! For heaven's sake! 200 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,194 But, Mortimer, right out here with everyone looking? 201 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,748 Yes, right out here with everyone looking. 202 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,115 Let everyone in Brooklyn over 16 look. 203 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,752 But, Mortimer, you're going to love me for my mind, too? 204 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,438 One thing at a time. 205 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,158 There's that look again! 206 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,317 ""There's that look again, Mortimer! "" You better get used to it. 207 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,119 You'll see it often. It goes just before this. 208 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,036 You know what we're doing? Wasting time. 209 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,156 I'll go tell my aunts and you tell your.... 210 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,596 No, don't tell your father. You'll run his cold into a pneumonia. 211 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,756 I can handle Father. He's a dear. 212 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,638 Look, why don't we wire him from Niagara Falls? 213 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,439 Niagara Falls? 214 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,996 That's why you stopped at your office. 215 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,469 Yes, certainly! We're going to go the whole hog. 216 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,994 Niagara Falls! Everybody ought to go there. 217 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,589 You should've seen my secretary's face. 218 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,558 We've a room on the train, the bridal suite in the hotel... 219 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,393 ...and tomorrow morning we go over the falls in a barrel. 220 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,278 Go on, darling, hurry and pack. 221 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,113 I don't have to. I started packing the day after I met you. 222 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,997 There, you see! You see? 223 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,998 That's what I mean. That's what I hate about women. 224 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,436 I wonder what Mary's doing now? 225 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,032 -The train leaves in an hour, hurry. -lt'll be a few minutes. 226 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,078 -Father may want to pray over me. -Whistle when you're ready. 227 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,911 When you whistle, open the front door fast. 228 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,356 If you see a tall, dark streak of light, it's me. 229 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:00,995 What? Now? 230 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,229 No, not now! 231 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,391 Look surprised when he tells us. 232 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,359 Hold on to your bustles. 233 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,829 We're married. Elaine and I are married. 234 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,592 Oh, darling, how wonderful! 235 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,750 Isn't it wonderful? They're married! 236 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,310 Don't pretend to be so surprised either, you two old frauds. 237 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,076 -Can I use the telephone? -Of course. 238 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,674 Isn't it too, too wonderful? 239 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,752 And to think that it happened right here in this room! 240 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,148 Now, here. 241 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,510 Benson's Florists? This is Mortimer Brewster. 242 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,273 Did you send those roses to Mrs. Brewster? Good. 243 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,670 Send four dozen more to drawing room A, Grand Central Station. 244 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,558 Hurry. And throw in a flock of orange blossoms. 245 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,114 But before you go, we can have our celebration. 246 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,350 I'll open a bottle of wine and we'll sing. 247 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,192 And we'll invite a few neighbors in. 248 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,829 -And, of course, a wedding cake. -You won't have time to bake a cake. 249 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,155 We're going to Niagara Falls. A taXi's waiting. 250 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,549 It's all ready. It's been ready since-- 251 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,108 I bet it's been ready since the first day I met her. 252 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,760 Did everybody know I was getting married, eXcept me? 253 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,354 We knew you'd find out about it in time. 254 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,350 I've got the two nicest aunts in the world. 255 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,113 Of course, you've got the nicest nephew in the world, too. 256 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,120 Well, I'll run along and get everything ready. 257 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,638 Oh, dear. I do hope the Reverend isn't too angry. 258 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,438 You know how your books upset him. 259 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:23,308 I'm going to burn all my books. I'll let the Reverend light the first match. 260 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,910 Did I leave some notes here for my new book? 261 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,956 You mean Mind Over Matrimony 262 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,589 Where are they? 263 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,035 -I hid them someplace-- -Come along. 264 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,075 Now you behave. 265 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,549 Let's find them before Elaine sees them. 266 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,996 Hello, Mortimer! 267 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,430 -How are you, Mr. President? -Bully, thank you. Just bully. 268 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,950 -What news have you brought me? -The country's squarely behind you. 269 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,076 Yes, I know. Isn't it wonderful? 270 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,158 Well, goodbye. I'm off to Panama. 271 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,238 Goodbye, Mr. President. 272 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,476 A new lock for the canal, you know. 273 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,030 ""Oh, tell the news to Mother"" 274 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,120 -Oh, dear. -Find those notes? What's wrong? 275 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,959 There's a baby picture of your brother Jonathan. 276 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,751 You ought to put that in the fire with my books. My, what a face! 277 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,355 I remember now. He'd scare grownups with it. 278 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,715 Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me. 279 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,270 Do you remember how he used to cut worms in two with his teeth? 280 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,155 Jonathan? He's probably in prison or hanged or something by now. 281 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,671 I saw a play, had a character in it, reminded me of Jonathan. 282 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,715 Really? 283 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,199 A honey of a lunatic. One of those whodunits called Murder Will Out. 284 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,316 Oh, dear! 285 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,833 Yeah, what a play. 286 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,989 When the curtain goes up, the first thing you see is a dead body. 287 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,679 The next thing-- 288 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,109 Hey, mister. 289 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,109 -Happy bridegroom! -Congratulations, darling! 290 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,876 Never mind that now. 291 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,718 Now, listen, darlings. 292 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,390 You know how we've always planned to send Teddy to Happy Dale? 293 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,869 Yes, dear. That's after we're gone. 294 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,793 Yes, we talked with Reverend Harper about it. 295 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,635 Teddy's got to go to Happy Dale now. At once! 296 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,599 -He's in the cellar. Get him up here now. -There's no such hurry as that. 297 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,634 When Teddy's working on the canal, you can't get his mind on anything else. 298 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,873 Well, look, darlings. 299 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,032 I'm frightfully sorry, but I've got an awful shock for you. 300 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,476 Teddy's killed a man, darlings! 301 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,469 Nonsense! 302 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,511 There's a body in the windowseat! 303 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,830 Yes, dear. We know. 304 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,030 -You know? -Of course. 305 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,674 Yes, but it has nothing to do with Teddy. 306 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,353 Now, Mortimer. You just forget about it. 307 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,590 Forget you ever saw the gentleman. 308 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,190 Forget? 309 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,555 We never dreamed you'd peek. 310 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,474 What the.... 311 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,629 Who is he? 312 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,752 He's a Mr. Hoskins. Adam Hoskins. 313 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,950 That's really all I know about him, eXcept that he's a Methodist. 314 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,315 He's a Methodist? Isn't that nice. 315 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,675 That's all you know? What's he doing here? 316 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,751 -What happened to him? -He died. 317 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,357 Aunt Martha, men just don't get into windowseats and die. 318 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,233 No, dear. He died first. 319 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,158 Wait! Stop all this. 320 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,198 Now look, how did he die? 321 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,880 Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. 322 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,070 The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it. 323 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,236 How did the poison get in the wine? 324 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,754 We put it in wine because it's less noticeable. 325 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,274 When it's in tea, it has a distinct odor. 326 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,634 You mean you.... 327 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,079 You put it in the wine? 328 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,516 Yes. And I put Mr. Hoskins in the windowseat... 329 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,875 ...because Reverend Harper was coming. 330 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,398 Look at me, darling. 331 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,915 You knew what you'd done and didn't want Reverend Harper to see the body? 332 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,072 Well, not at tea. That wouldn't have been very nice. 333 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,159 It's first-degree. 334 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,789 Now, Mortimer, you know all about it and just forget about it. 335 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,039 I do think that Martha and I have the right to our own little secrets. 336 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,115 Abby, while I was out I dropped in on Mrs. Schultz. She's much better. 337 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,555 But she wants us to take Junior to the movies again. 338 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,756 We must do that, tomorrow or next day. 339 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,798 Yes, but this time we'll go where we want to go. 340 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,079 Junior's not going to drag me into another one of those scary pictures. 341 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,599 They ought not to be allowed to make pictures just to frighten people. 342 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,875 Operator? 343 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,111 Can you hear my voice? 344 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,069 You can? 345 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,714 Are you sure? 346 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,114 Then I must be here. 347 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,958 The dears. Isn't Halloween a wonderful time for them? 348 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,634 Yes, it is. They have so much fun. 349 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,395 Now, Mortimer, don't be so impatient. 350 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,875 -We'll let you lick the bowl. -Lick the bowl? 351 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,428 I don't want to. I want to know what we're going to do! 352 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,158 We're going to celebrate. 353 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,999 Celebrate? There's a body in the windowseat! 354 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,877 Yes, dear. Mr. Hoskins. 355 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,237 I know what his name is. I want to know what we're going to do. 356 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,312 -We can't turn you over to the police. -Stop worrying about it. 357 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,511 We told you to forget the whole thing. 358 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,832 Forget? Can't I make you realize that something has to be done? 359 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,751 Now, Mortimer, you behave. 360 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,872 You're too old to be flying off the handle like this. 361 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,915 -But Mr. Hodgekiss-- -Hoskins, dear. 362 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,468 Whatever his name is, you can't leave him in there. 363 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,073 We don't intend to, dear. 364 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,197 Teddy's down in the cellar now, digging the lock. 365 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,235 You're going to bury Mr. Hodgekiss in the cellar? 366 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,914 Yes, dear. That's what we did with the others. 367 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,110 Look, here, Aunt Martha. You can't.... 368 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,553 -Others? -The other gentlemen. 369 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,714 When you say ""others,"" do you mean ""others""? 370 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,634 -More than one ""others""? -Yes, dear. 371 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,752 Let me see now. This is 1 1, isn't it, Abby? 372 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,030 No, dear. This makes 1 2. 373 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,989 Abby, dear, I think you're wrong. This one is only 1 1. 374 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,670 No, dear, because I remember when Mr. Hoskins first came in... 375 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,797 ...it occurred to me that he'd make just an even dozen. 376 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,519 But, Abby, dear, I really don't think you should count the first one. 377 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,757 I was counting the first one, and that makes it 12. 378 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,149 It does? 379 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,752 Well, she's probably right. Abby usually is. 380 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,831 I get them mixed up sometimes. 381 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,389 Makes it 12. 382 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,389 Hello. 383 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,319 Whatever is the matter with Mortimer today? 384 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,277 Why, Abby, what do you think happened to him? 385 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,116 Hello? 386 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,113 Not now. For heaven's sake, keep your shirt on! 387 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,998 Elaine, I didn't mean-- 388 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,431 Now, let's see. Where were we? 389 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,839 Twelve. Twelve! 390 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,269 Yes, dear. 391 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,999 Abby thinks we should count the first one. 392 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,355 Never mind about that. Just sit down. 393 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,396 Tell me, who was the first one? 394 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,154 Mr. Midgely. He was a Baptist. 395 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,470 He was such a lonely, old gentleman. 396 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,110 All his kith and kin were dead. 397 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,156 We felt so sorry for him. 398 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,312 And then, when his heart attack came... 399 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,676 ...and he sat there dead in that chair... 400 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,550 ...Iooking so peaceful. Remember, Martha? 401 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,869 We made up our minds, then and there... 402 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,918 ...that if we could help other lonely, old men... 403 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,190 ...to find that same peace... 404 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,589 ...we would. 405 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,908 Why, you poor.... 406 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,759 You mean, he dropped dead right in this chair? 407 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,911 And then, you see, Teddy came up from digging in Panama... 408 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,237 ...and he thought Mr. Midgely was a yellow-fever victim. 409 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,438 And that meant he had to be buried immediately. 410 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,752 So, we all took him down to Panama... 411 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,759 ...and put him in the lock and gave him a decent Christian burial. 412 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,392 There, now you see? That's why we told you not to bother about it... 413 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,233 ...because we know eXactly what's to be done. 414 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,474 Wait a minute! 415 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,154 Come here, darling. What about the others? 416 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,989 All 12 of them didn't walk in here and drop dead. 417 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,998 No, dear. Of course not! 418 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,229 Well, so.... 419 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,159 -Mortimer. -What? 420 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,198 Do you remember those jars of poison on the shelves... 421 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,555 ...in Grandfather's laboratory all these years? 422 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,438 You know your Aunt Martha's knack for miXing things. 423 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,829 You've eaten enough of her piccalilli. 424 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,437 Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine... 425 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,114 ...I take one teaspoonful of arsenic... 426 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,509 ...then add half a teaspoonful of strychnine. 427 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,229 And then, just a pinch of cyanide. 428 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,912 Should have quite a kick. 429 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,997 As a matter of fact, one of our gentlemen found time to say:. 430 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,274 ""How delicious! "" 431 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,669 He did? Well, wasn't that nice of him? 432 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,758 Abby, we mustn't be standing here gossiping all night. 433 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,353 We must get that cake frosted. 434 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,318 Don't worry about the cake. I couldn't eat a thing. 435 00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,388 You newlyweds! A sip of wine will give you an appetite. 436 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,313 That'd be nice, darling, a sip of.... A sip of wine! 437 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,669 Wine! 438 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,840 I'm beginning to think the cat's in on this. 439 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,479 He's wonderful. Happy as a lark. Singing away, digging locks. 440 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,994 Got him working on a yellow-fever victim. 441 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,232 I can see the headlines now:. 442 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,630 ""Murder lncorporator Rides Again"" right across the front page. 443 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,588 Let me see.... 444 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,959 Teddy! Of course. Everybody knows he's crazy. 445 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,751 Let me see. Who can I call up? Dewey, La Guardia, Winchell? 446 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,478 No, Winchell's no good. 447 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,514 Old Judge Cullman! 448 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,477 I wonder if I got his number. 449 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,237 What am I doing with tickets? 450 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,589 Information. 451 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,275 Information? 452 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,830 Get me the number of Judge Cullman on North Shore Road, Brooklyn. 453 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,194 Yeah, would you call me back? 454 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,870 Wouldn't it be marvelous if he wasn't there? 455 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,674 Hey, you! 456 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,594 Thought you were tall, dark streak of light. 457 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,393 What are you doing here? 458 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,193 What am I doing here? Didn't you hear me whistle? 459 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,679 Whistle? Oh, yes. 460 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,479 I heard you whistle. 461 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,752 -How do I look? -You look fine. 462 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,229 -Run on home. I'll call you up tomorrow. -Tomorrow? 463 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,118 You know I always call you up every day or two. 464 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,636 You and your gags! Where's your hat? The bags are in the taXi. 465 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,320 -Come on! -I'm so sorry. Something's happened. 466 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,278 What'd you do, lose your nerve? 467 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,828 Where's that look I was going to see so often? 468 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,309 Stop! Don't whistle in my ear, please. 469 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,472 What's wrong? Look at your hair. 470 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,630 What color is it? Has it turned? 471 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,992 Darling, what's the matter? What happened? 472 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,272 Those flowers are so beautiful. 473 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,352 If I could only tell you, Elaine. You smell so nice. 474 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,628 You better go home! 475 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,996 -But, darling, we were married today. -Go to bed, get some rest! 476 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,956 Rest? 477 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,917 Who? Judge Cullman? 478 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,753 This is Mortimer Brewster. I'll tell you why I called you. It's about Teddy. 479 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,876 I've got to come over and see you right away. 480 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,837 It won't wait until tomorrow, Judge. 481 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,071 It's very, very important. We've got to do something immediately. 482 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,116 But it's a matter of life and.... Elaine! 483 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,029 Will you get out of here? 484 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,873 What on earth is going on here? I don't know where I stand! 485 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,633 -Anywhere, but don't stand there! -But Niagara Falls! 486 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,320 -lf it does, we'll let it! -Wait a minute! Listen. 487 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,470 You can't marry me and then throw me out! 488 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,030 I'm not throwing you out of the house! Will you get out of here? 489 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,237 I'm sorry, Judge. A thing happened. 490 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,272 Judge, about Teddy, he's-- 491 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,559 It's his bugle blowing. 492 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,598 The police want to throw him into a state institution. 493 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,473 How do you like that? 494 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,518 -I read an ad here about a room to rent. -Shut up! 495 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,989 If you sign the papers and Teddy commits himself, we can get him to Happy Dale. 496 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,752 It's a wonderful place. 497 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,829 You will? 498 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,554 Fine! I'll be over as soon as I've made another call. 499 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,318 Doorbell's ringing, dear. 500 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,552 How do you do? Come in. 501 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,069 I understand you've got a room to rent. 502 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,792 Do step in. 503 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,231 -Are you the lady of the house? -Yes, I'm Miss Brewster. 504 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,550 Operator? Give me long distance, please. 505 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,518 And this is my sister. Another Miss Brewster. 506 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,831 -My name's Gibbs. -Well, do sit down. 507 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,958 I'm sorry, we're just setting the table for dinner. 508 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,349 Now, this would be a nice comfortable chair. 509 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,868 Long distance? I want the Happy Dale Sanitarium, Happy Dale, New York. 510 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,794 -ls Brooklyn your home? -I live in a hotel. Don't like it. 511 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,515 Are your family Brooklyn people? 512 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,876 -Haven't got any family. -All alone in the world? 513 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,038 -Well, Martha.... -No, Happy Dale. 514 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,438 Well, you've come to just the right house. 515 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,033 -Do sit down. -Dale. 516 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,476 ""D"" like in ""dig,"" when you dig a lock. 517 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,518 That's right. ""A"" like in ""arsenic."" Got that? 518 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,991 Is there always this much noise? 519 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,798 He doesn't live with us. 520 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,110 I can see the headlines now. Please. 521 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,358 I'd like to see the room. I don't think I'll like it. 522 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,873 The room's upstairs. 523 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,191 Won't you try a glass of our wine before we start up? 524 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,679 Never touch it. 525 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,998 Well, we make this ourselves. It's elderberry wine. 526 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,555 Elderberry? 527 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,873 I haven't tasted elderberry wine since I was a boy. 528 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,279 -Thank you. -Operator! 529 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,750 I don't want the Happy Dale Laundry! I want the Happy Dale Sanitarium! 530 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,310 Sanitarium! Sanitarium! Yes, like a broken record! 531 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,036 -Have your own elderberry bushes? -No, but the cemetery's full of them. 532 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,278 Well, skoal. 533 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,119 Hello, operator! What's taking so long? 534 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,668 It's only across the river! I could swim it faster! 535 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,590 Yes! 536 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,674 Hello! Hell-- 537 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,070 What-- 538 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,593 What, they're busy? 539 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,795 Busy? 540 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,958 They're busy and you're dizzy! 541 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,077 No, I'm not drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea! 542 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,230 Darling, I'm nervous. Don't do that. 543 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,354 Not that. 544 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,076 Get out of here! Do you want to be poisoned, murdered, killed? 545 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,708 They're nuts! 546 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,913 You're telling me! 547 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,313 Look, you can't do things like that! 548 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,878 Now I don't know how I can explain this to you... 549 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,189 ...but it's not only against the law, it's wrong. 550 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,072 Oh, piffle! 551 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,277 It's not a nice thing to do. 552 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,271 People wouldn't understand. He wouldn't understand. 553 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,432 What I mean is.... 554 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,678 This is developing into a very bad habit! 555 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,391 Who? Happy Dale Sanitarium? 556 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,312 That's amazing, operator. 557 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,354 Happy Dale? Let me talk to Mr. Witherspoon, please. 558 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,078 Mr. Witherspoon speaking. 559 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,069 How do you do, Mr. Brewster? How are you? 560 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,751 Mr. Witherspoon, do you-- I'm fine, thanks. How are you? 561 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,229 Do you remember our conversation about committing my brother to Happy Dale? 562 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,073 You do? Well, we want to commit him there immediately. 563 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,190 Oh, dear. 564 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,038 Oh, dear. That's too bad. 565 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,957 Well, I'd hoped we wouldn't have him for some time yet. 566 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,152 We have several Theodore Roosevelts at the moment... 567 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,316 ...and it would lead to trouble. 568 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,711 Well, now, if he thought that-- 569 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,389 Mr. Brewster, we're a bit short of Napoleons at present. 570 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,591 Bonaparte. And if-- 571 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,398 Oh, I see. Of course. 572 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,399 Well, if your mind is made up. Yes. 573 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,593 Have you had the papers drawn up? 574 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,478 No, but I'll do it now and call you as soon as I have them. 575 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,479 Thank you, Mr.-- What? 576 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,956 All right. Thank you, Mr. Witherspoon. 577 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,230 Another Roosevelt. Oh, dear. 578 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,196 Now listen, I'm going to Judge Cullman's, but I want you to promise me something. 579 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,748 Well, we'd have to know what it was first. 580 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,991 I love you both very much. 581 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,395 You know I'd do anything for you, don't you? 582 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,549 Yes, dear. 583 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,228 I want you to do one thing for me, like good girls. 584 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,719 What do you want us to do? 585 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,837 Don't do anything. I mean, don't do anything! 586 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,272 Don't let anyone in the house and leave Mr. Whosit where he is. 587 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,875 Get off that thing. I can't talk to you.... I can't concentrate. 588 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,878 I wouldn't want anything in the world to happen to you. 589 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,315 What on earth could happen to us? 590 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,674 Well, darling.... 591 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,439 Anyway, you'll do that little thing for me, won't you? 592 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,677 Where's my hat? There it is. 593 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,398 -But, Mortimer. -What? 594 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,836 We were planning to hold services before dinner. 595 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,995 -Couldn't that wait until I get back? -You could join us in the hymns! 596 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,197 Yes, darling, I'll sing with you, I'll dance with you, anything. 597 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,877 Remember, don't let anybody in the house until I get back. 598 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,109 You promise? 599 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,315 Good. 600 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,435 What? 601 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,032 Stop that. What is it? 602 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,713 Mr. Hoskins' hat! 603 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,033 -Do you still want me to wait? -Yes! Call me a cab! 604 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,829 -Hey, cab! Here you are. -Don't open it. I'll sit with you! 605 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,396 Yeah, that's right. I can go faster that way. Sure. 606 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,631 Wait a minute! What am I doing? 607 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,435 Fancy getting nice Mr. Hoskins' hat all mussed up. 608 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,520 Shame! Such a nice hat. 609 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,797 You know, Mortimer didn't seem to be quite himself today. 610 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,915 Oh, well. 611 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,109 What were you saying about Mortimer? 612 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,998 I think I understand why he seemed so upset. 613 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,070 Why? 614 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,477 He's just been married. 615 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,478 I believe that always makes a man a little nervous. 616 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,198 Yes. The poor dears. 617 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,956 I'm so happy for Elaine. 618 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,750 Abby! 619 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,999 If Mortimer's coming back for the services, we'll need another hymnal. 620 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,992 There's one up in my room. 621 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,998 I'll go, dear. 622 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,432 We promised Mortimer we wouldn't let anyone come in. 623 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,309 It's two men, and I've never seen them before. 624 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,277 -Are you sure? -Yes. 625 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,116 -Let me look. -You look. 626 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,798 -Do you recognize them? -No, they're strangers to me. 627 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,160 We'll just have to pretend we're not at home. 628 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,593 Come in, doctor. 629 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,557 This is the home of my youth. 630 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,877 As a boy, I couldn't wait to escape from this house. 631 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,514 Now I'm glad to escape back into it. 632 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,910 Yes, Johnny, it's a good hideout. 633 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,591 The family must still live here. 634 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,755 I hope there's a fatted calf awaiting the return of the prodigal. 635 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,234 A fatted calf? 636 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,071 Johnny, I'm so hungry. 637 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,630 Look, Johnny. Drink. 638 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,351 As if we were eXpected. 639 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,789 A good omen. 640 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,918 Who are you? 641 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,918 What are you doing here? 642 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,989 Aunt Abby. Aunt Martha. 643 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,994 It's Jonathan. 644 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,113 You get out of here! 645 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,512 I'm Jonathan, you know. 646 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,792 Your nephew, Jonathan. 647 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,228 No, you're not. 648 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,397 You're nothing like Jonathan, so don't pretend you are. 649 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,198 You just get out of here. 650 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,272 I see you're still wearing the lovely garnet ring... 651 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,868 ...that Grandma Brewster bought in England. 652 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,553 And you, Aunt Martha, still the high collar... 653 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,110 ...to hide the scar where Grandfather's acid burned you. 654 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,713 Why, his voice is like Jonathan's. 655 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,434 Have you been in an accident? 656 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,873 My face. 657 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,799 Dr. Einstein is responsible for that. 658 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,718 He's a plastic surgeon. 659 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,589 But I've seen that face before. 660 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,431 Do you remember when we took the little Schultz boy to the movies... 661 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,112 ...and I was so frightened? 662 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,553 It was that face. 663 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,911 Take it easy, Johnny. Take it easy. 664 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,197 Don't worry. The last five years, I give him three different faces. 665 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,350 I give him another one right away. 666 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,030 That last face. I saw that picture, too... 667 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,512 ...just before I operated. I was intoxicated. 668 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,160 You see, doctor, what you've done to me? 669 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,472 -Even my own family think I'm-- -Johnny, Johnny! 670 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,275 You are home in this lovely house. 671 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,914 You know... 672 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,914 ...how many times he tells me... 673 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,596 ...about Brooklyn, about this house and about his aunts... 674 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,238 ...he loves so much? 675 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,709 They know you. 676 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,518 Please tell him so. 677 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,032 Jonathan... 678 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,958 ...it's been a long time. 679 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,674 Bless you. It's good to be home again. 680 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,559 We mustn't let what's on the stove boil over. 681 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,800 If you'll eXcuse us for a moment, Jonathan. 682 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,396 Unless you're in a hurry to go somewhere. 683 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,951 Where do we go from here? 684 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,995 You know, we got to think fast. 685 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,952 The police got pictures of that face. I got to operate on you right away. 686 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,078 We got to find someplace. 687 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,438 We got to find someplace for Mr. Spenalzo, too. 688 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,316 Don't waste any worry on that rat. 689 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,478 But we got a hot stiff on our hands. 690 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,598 Forget Mr. Spenalzo. 691 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,117 But, Johnny, we can't leave a dead body in the rumble seat. 692 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,472 You shouldn't have killed him. 693 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,870 Just because he knows something about us, what happens? 694 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,792 We come to him for help and he tries to shake us down. 695 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,713 Besides, he said I looked like Boris Karloff. 696 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,392 That's your work, doctor. 697 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,879 You did that to me. 698 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,871 Please, Johnny, take it easy. 699 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,231 We'll find some place and I'll fiX you up right away. 700 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,880 Yes, tonight, but I have to eat first. 701 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,078 This time, I want the face of an absolute nonentity. 702 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,557 Yes. I know eXactly what I'm going to do. 703 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:44,030 You see, I'm going to take this piece here and lift it up-- 704 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,190 Be careful about the stitches this time. 705 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,952 You leave that up to me. 706 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,553 I'll give you nice ears and-- 707 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,359 -You were careless last time. -And new stitches. 708 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,677 And on the eyes I'll do a Schmidt. That's my specialty. 709 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,031 -I take it together like this-- -Leave the eyes alone. 710 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,792 Leave the nose alone. 711 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,473 Poor Teddy. 712 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,116 I imagine it's for the best. 713 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,916 ""Ours not to reason why, ours but to do--"" 714 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,508 Sign right here, please, Judge. Excuse me. 715 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,119 Right there. 716 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,108 Sometimes I think, with the world in its present chaotic state-- 717 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,034 Yes, we'd all be better off at Happy Dale. I sign here as neXt of kin, don't l? 718 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,915 Only last week I created a mild sensation... 719 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,912 ...at the Bar Association, when I said-- 720 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,076 Goodbye. Good luck, Judge. Thank you. 721 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:36,119 Tell Martha and Abby I'll be over this week. I've been feeling rather lonely. 722 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,073 No! Never tell them you've been lonely. Never! 723 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,549 -Why, I don't-- -Judge! 724 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,470 Tell me, are you a drinking man? 725 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,433 Why, no. I never indulge. 726 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,471 Good! Then you'll live longer. 727 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,676 Of course a little wine now-- 728 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,910 No! For heaven's sake, no wine! 729 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,994 I may be committing the wrong Brewster. 730 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,470 Well, I'm sure you both want to get to wherever you're going. 731 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,873 My dear, sweet aunties, I'm so full of your delicious dinner... 732 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,755 -...I'm unable to move a muscle. -Yes, it's nice here. 733 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,359 I found it! 734 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,233 Gentlemen, be seated. 735 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,232 Here it is, gentlemen. The story of my life, my biography. 736 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,392 Here's the picture I was telling you about. Here we both are. 737 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,074 President Roosevelt and General Goethals at Culebra Cut. 738 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,356 That's me, General, and that's you. 739 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,356 My, how I've changed! 740 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,272 That picture hasn't been taken yet. We haven't started work on Culebra Cut. 741 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,879 We're still digging locks. 742 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,714 And now, General, we will both go to Panama and inspect the new lock. 743 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,870 No, Teddy. Not to Panama. 744 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,839 Maybe some other time, Mr. President. Panama is a long ways off. 745 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,673 -Nonsense! It's just down in the cellar. -The cellar? 746 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,431 We let him dig the Panama Canal in the cellar. 747 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,071 -General Goethals? -Yes, sir. 748 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,238 As President of the US, Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy... 749 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,276 ...and the man who gave you this job... 750 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,909 ...I demand that you accompany me on the inspection of the new lock. 751 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,309 I think it's time for you to go to bed. 752 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,076 I beg your pardon. Who are you? 753 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,071 I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed. 754 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,431 No, you're not Wilson. But your face is familiar. 755 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,153 You're not anyone I know now. Perhaps later, on my hunting trip to Africa. 756 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,993 You look like someone I might meet in the jungle. 757 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,757 I think, perhaps, you had better go to bed, Teddy. 758 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,718 He and his friend want to get back to their hotel. 759 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,197 General Goethals, inspect the canal. 760 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,714 All right, Mr. President, we go to Panama. 761 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,553 Bully, bully! Follow me, General. 762 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,871 It's down south, you know. 763 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,519 Well, bon voyage! 764 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,710 I must correct your misapprehension. 765 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,637 You talked of our hotel. 766 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,275 We have no hotel. We came here directly. 767 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,639 This is not your home, and I'm afraid you can't stay here. 768 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,589 Dr. Einstein and I need a place to sleep. 769 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,192 You remember that, as a boy, I could be disagreeable. 770 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,271 It would not be pleasant for any of us if.... 771 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,113 I don't have to go into details, do l? 772 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,148 Perhaps we'd better let them stay here tonight. 773 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,758 Come here. Quick. 774 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,909 I forgot to tell you... 775 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,198 ...Doctor and I are turning Grandfather's laboratory into an operating room. 776 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,396 We expect to be very busy. 777 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,834 -Down here, what do you think I find? -What? 778 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,717 The Panama Canal. 779 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,470 And it just fits Mr. Spenalzo. 780 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,636 See the hole he's digging. Four feet wide, six feet long. 781 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,073 He just fits! 782 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,510 You'd think he knew we were bringing Mr. Spenalzo along. 783 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,438 That's hospitality. 784 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,757 Rather a good joke on my aunts. 785 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,116 They're living in a house with a body buried in the cellar. 786 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,591 How do we get him in here? 787 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,793 Yes, we can't just walk Mr. Spenalzo in through the door. 788 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,391 We'll get the car and after they're in bed, we'll bring him in through the window. 789 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,356 Bed. 790 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,156 We're moving the car behind the house. You'd better get to bed. 791 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,834 The car is all right where it is until morning. 792 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,879 I don't want to leave it in the street. That might be against the law. 793 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,277 What are we going to do? 794 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:53,393 We're not going to let them spend more than one night in this house. 795 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,352 What would the neighbors think? 796 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,910 People coming in here with one face and going out with another. 797 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,274 What are we going to do about Mr. Hoskins? 798 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,432 Mr. Hoskins! 799 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,598 It can't be very comfortable for him in there. 800 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,952 And he's been so patient, the poor dear. 801 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,393 I think Teddy had better take Mr. Hoskins downstairs right away. 802 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,598 General Goethals was very pleased. He said the canal was just the right size. 803 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,835 Teddy, there's been another yellow-fever victim. 804 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,510 Dear me! This will be a shock to the General. 805 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,993 No, we must keep it a secret. 806 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,674 A state secret? 807 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,631 Yes, a state secret. 808 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,829 Promise? 809 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,313 You have the word of the President of the United States. 810 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,870 Cross my heart and hope to die. Now, let's see. 811 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,909 How are we going to keep it a secret? 812 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,556 Teddy, I think you'd better get back down into the cellar. 813 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:54,869 And then... 814 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,629 ...when I turn out the lights, when everything's dark here... 815 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,639 ...you come up and take the poor man down to the canal. 816 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:02,869 Now get along. 817 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,998 And we'll come down later and hold services. 818 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,309 -Where is the poor devil? -ln the windowseat. 819 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,799 It seems to be spreading. 820 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,440 We've never had yellow fever there before. 821 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,518 I've never even seen Mr. Hoskins! 822 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,956 My goodness! That's right, you were out. 823 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,151 You just come right along and see him now. 824 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,716 You know, he's really very nice looking, considering that he's a Methodist. 825 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,195 We're bringing the luggage through here. 826 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:02,029 Your room is waiting for you. You can go right up. 827 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,674 I'm afraid we don't keep Brooklyn hours. You two run along to bed. 828 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,957 But you must be very tired. Both of you. 829 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:14,113 -And we don't go to bed this early. -It's time I came home to take care of you. 830 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,191 Take the bags upstairs. 831 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,159 For the instruments, I'll come back later. 832 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,714 Good night. 833 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,673 Now, we'll all go to bed. 834 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,469 I'll wait until you're up and then turn out the lights. 835 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,957 Run along, Aunt Martha. 836 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,390 Just off the laboratory, Doctor. 837 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,308 -All right, Aunt Abby. -I'll be right up. 838 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,710 Now! Turn out the lights. 839 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,679 Aunt Abby. 840 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,028 He's all right, Johnny. 841 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,118 I'll open the window. You go round and hand him through. 842 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,595 But he's too heavy for me. 843 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,470 You go outside and push, and I'll stay here and pull. 844 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,399 And then together we take him down to Panama. 845 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,469 All right. We must be quick. I'll take a look around outside the house. 846 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,148 When I tap on the glass, you open the window. 847 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,195 Yeah. 848 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,472 It's dark in here. 849 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,555 Where am l? 850 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,715 Here I am. 851 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,440 Who left this open? 852 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,478 Okay, wait a minute. Hand him over. 853 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,240 Now I have him. Allez, up! 854 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,394 Now, wait a minute. You lost a leg somewhere. 855 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,717 Help me. He's so heavy. 856 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,071 Now I have him. Now I got him. 857 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,197 -Be careful. -But his shoe came off. 858 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,998 Help me. He's so heavy. 859 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,316 Now I've got him! 860 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,037 Johnny, somebody's at the door. Go open, quick. 861 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,312 I'll manage Spenalzo. Go, quick! 862 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,389 Mortimer! 863 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,149 Aunt Abby! 864 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,234 Aunt Martha! 865 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,435 Who is it? 866 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,953 Is that you, Teddy? 867 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:30,995 Who are you? 868 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,310 I'm Elaine Harper. I live next door. 869 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,198 What are you doing here? 870 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,589 I came here to see my husband, Mortimer. 871 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,830 Why did you say your name was Harper? 872 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,831 It is Harper. I mean, it's Brewster. 873 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,514 I'm not very used to it. I'm a brand-new Brewster. 874 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,555 Doctor! 875 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,631 It's all right. It's okay. 876 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,348 Maybe you'd better eXplain what you're doing here. 877 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,396 We happen to live here. 878 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,159 You don't live here. 879 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,834 I'm in this house every day, I've never seen you before. 880 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,992 Where are Martha and Abby? What have you done to them? 881 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,469 Perhaps we'd better introduce ourselves. 882 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,394 May I present Dr. Einstein? 883 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,796 Dr. Einstein? 884 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,349 A surgeon of great distinction. 885 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,710 And something of a magician. 886 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:30,149 -I suppose you'll tell me you're Boris-- -I am Jonathan Brewster. 887 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,789 -You're Jonathan. -You've heard of me? 888 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,872 -Yes, they talk about you. -What do they say about me? 889 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,316 Just that there's another brother named Jonathan, that's all. 890 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,037 That explains everything. Now that I know who you are... 891 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,636 ...I'll just be running along if you'll kindly unlock the door. 892 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,550 ""That eXplains everything."" Just what do you mean by that? 893 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,148 Why do you come here at this time of night? 894 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,955 I just thought I saw Mortimer drive up. I suppose it was you. 895 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,389 You thought you saw someone drive up?