翻译: 张歪歪 Oguritei 失踪人口回归 线luna
新郎官来了 Here comes the bachelor,
穿着我只在特殊场合才穿的高档外套 all dressed in my nice jacket I only wear for special events.
校对: 劳动节劳动的安迟华
- 噢 你帅爆了 - 谢谢 我的朋友 - Oh, you're already on fire. - Thank you, my friend.
先生们 欢迎来到我的单身派对 And gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party.
后期: 怪查理
这是最会玩派对小分队 This is the elite party squad.
前提是 警监已经准备好开始浪了 That is, assuming the captain is ready to let loose?
警监 不不不 Captain? I don't think so.
压制: 怪查理
我希望你们把我看做你们的一员 I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys.
今晚我把我的警监帽换成我的 So tonight I'll be swapping out my captain's hat for my...
总监: 怪查理
坎戈尔袋鼠帽 叫我Raymond Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.
好的 带着袋鼠帽的Raymond Okay, Raymond in the Kangol hat,
我绝对会叫你Raymond I will definitely call you Raymond,
带着坎戈尔袋鼠帽的Raymond Raymond in the Kangol hat.
- 这是我生命中最美好的夜晚 - 也是我的 - This is the best night of my life. - Mine too.
Sharon批准我喝得烂醉了 Sharon gave me permission to get wasted.
她甚至在床边摆了一个意大利面锅 以防我喝到吐 She's even putting a pasta pot next to the bed in case I hurl.
聪明 我绝对会在我们婚礼礼物单里加上意大利面锅 Smart. I'm definitely putting a pasta pot on our wedding registry.
Charles 说说我们今晚都有什么活动 Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight.
嗯 这个要花的时间就长了 Well, that could take a long time.
为了这个单身派对我已经准备了10年了 I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years.
但是我8年前才遇见Amy But I met Amy eight years ago.
这事跟她有什么关系 What does she have to do with this?
开玩笑 我为你们两个高兴 JK. I'm happy for you both.
不 不 今晚的主题是 No, no, tonight is about
建立一个永久羁绊 creating a bond that will last forever.
今晚是属于单身男孩的 Tonight is about The Batch Boys.
呃 我们可以一会儿再想名字 Eh, we can brainstorm the name later.
我们不能 因为我已经做了腰包了 No, we can't because I already made fanny packs.
啊 好吧 这名字是改不了了 Ah, well, that settles that.
- 这个 呃 明显写得是巴赫男孩 - 不 是单身 - This, uh, clearly says "Bach Boys." - No, it's "Batch."
你知道的 就是"单身派对"的单身 You know, like the beginning of "Bachelor."
我为了这个已经准备10年了 别吐我的槽 I've been working on this for ten years... don't ruin it!
好吧 戴上腰包 单身男孩们 Okay, so let's fanny up, Batch Boys,
派对时间到了 because it's time to party.
- 吼吼吼 - 就是这样 - Whoop whoop! - Yes.
吼吼吼 带着坎戈尔袋鼠帽的Raymond Whoop whoop, Raymond in the Kangol.
走吧 Let's go.
神烦警探
第五季 第十九集
电波诚译
我今晚太兴奋了 I'm so excited for tonight.
谢谢我最好的朋友 Kylie 安排了这一切 Thank you to my best friend, Kylie, for organizing this.
感谢各位女士们的到来 And thank you for coming, ladies
还有先生们 and gentlemen.
我还是不知道你们在这干什么 I still don't get why you guys are here.
嗯 按照我的理解啊 Amy和Jake打赌输了 Well, as I understand it, Amy lost some sort of bet with Jake.
是真的 It's true.
现在马后炮一下 In hindsight,
我们可能不该再通过打赌和比赛 we should probably stop making major decisions
做重要的决定了 through bets and competitions.
重点是 你们为什么要穿成这样 More importantly, why are you guys dressed like that?
看起来就跟你们出演了<嘻哈帝国>似的 You look like you're on "Empire."
- 我们要的就是这个效果 - <滴答滴> - That's what we were going for. - Drip drop.
<滴答滴> 美剧<嘻哈帝国>中出现的歌曲
我们给你带了个小礼物 We brought you a little gift.
罩杯大小是我猜的 I had to guess on cup size.
- 我还是替你把这个烧了吧 - 谢谢 - Just gonna burn that for you. - Thank you.
Amy 我也有个礼物 好吧 Amy, I too have a gift, okay?
今晚 直到12点的钟声敲响 Tonight, until the stroke of midnight,
我都不会以任何形式开你的玩笑 I will not make fun of you in any way at all,
- 不管发生了什么 - 太贴心了 - no matter what. - That is so sweet.
那我给你的礼物就是 And my gift to you
一个疯疯哒放克欢乐之夜 is a cray-cray night of funky fun!
我觉得我刚做出了这一生最错误的决定 I fear I've already made the biggest mistake of my life.
好了 Kylie So, Kylie.
今晚的第一个活动是什么 What's the first event of the night?
我觉得我可以从讨论一下"单身女郎"这个单词的语源学开始 I thought we'd start by discussing the etymology of the word "Bachelorette."
哇噢 Whoo-whoo!
或者我们可以玩"我从来没有" Or we could just play "Never Have I Ever."
- 要不一会再玩 - 我来起头 - Maybe later? - I'll start.
我从来没有 Never have I ever
向酒保露过奶来免费喝酒 flashed a bartender to get a free drink.
你们知道这游戏怎么玩的吧 You guys know how the game works, right?
如果你做过的话才需要喝酒 You drink if you have done it.
- 噢 - 我们知道 - Oh. - We understand.
好了 单身男孩 狂欢现在开始 Okay, Batch Boys, the festivities official begin now.
我们是打两个出租车还是 Let's just grab a couple cabs or...
我的天啊 这是什么 Oh, my God. What do we have here?
牛掰啊 Damn!
Charles 这个豪华轿车不错啊 Nice work on the limo, Charles.
什么 What...
- 刚刚发生了什么 - 嗯 这个非常诡异了 - What just happened? - Well, that was weird.
一个可疑的包裹 A suspicious bag.
也许我们应该看看里面有什么 Maybe we should see what's in it?
噢 一个神秘的包裹 Ooh. A mystery bag.
我希望里面装的是那种会发光的项链 I hope it's got those light-up necklaces.
大家最喜欢看大批醉汉戴那种项链了 People love seeing large groups of drunk men wearing those.
并没有 是一堆文具 Nope. It's a bunch of school supplies.
这不会是那种寻宝游戏吧 Boyle Is this gonna be one of those scavenger hunts, Boyle?
我那意大利面锅可不会自己装满 'Cause that pasta pot isn't filling itself.
拜托 Terry 我们就看看计划是什么嘛 Come on, Terry. Let's just see what the plan is.
- Charles 我们是在干什么 - 我啥都不知道 - Charles, what are we doing? - I don't know anything about it.
我们何不拿着这个地图和这个六分仪 But why don't we take this map and this sextant
向餐馆的方向开辟道路呢 and chart a course to the restaurant?
你的性六分仪录像带标题 Title of your sex-tant tape.
啊 完全不搭 Ah, did not work at all,
但是我喜欢看你尝试 but I love that you attempted it.
你的性六分仪录像带标题 Title of your sex-tant tape.
好了 出发吧 All right, let's go!
我从来没有 Never have I ever
在车后座上车震过 had sex in the back of a car.
- 不可能 - 所有人都做过 - No way. - Everyone's done that?
没错 除了你 Yeah. Except for you.
Kylie 你是说你在车后座车震过 Kylie, you're telling me you had sex in the back of a car?
其实是一辆校车 Actually, it was a school bus,
在从模拟联合国会议回来的路上 on the way back from Model U.N.
和Myanmar with Myanmar.
好像我一点也不了解你一样 It's like I don't even know you.
听着 我们都已经玩了快9轮了 Look, we've done like nine rounds of this,
你一次酒都没喝过 and you haven't drunk once.
感觉我们应该玩点能把你灌醉的游戏 Maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk.
我爱你 老兄 但是你这生活也太无聊了 I love you, dude, but you haven't had the craziest life.
才不是真的 我也做过一些事啊 That's not true. I've done stuff.
你们就说说路子没有那么野的故事嘛 Just say ones that are a little less wild.
嗯 我从来没有转弯不打信号 Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signaling.
好吧 转弯是件大事 Okay, a turn is a big deal.
又不像你说了 It's not like you said,
我从来没有变道不打信号 never have I ever changed lanes without signaling.
我从来没有变道不打信号 Never have I ever changed lanes without signaling.
你们简直是疯了 You guys are insane!
我从来没有 Never have I ever
在不读用户协议书之前就点同意 accepted the terms and conditions without reading them.
这个风险太大了 It's too risky.
不看电影的演职员表就提早离场 Left a movie without watching the credits.
那些工作人员很努力工作的 Those people worked hard.
用护发素超过建议使用量 Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner.
他们是生产护发素的 他们知道自己在做什么 They make the conditioner. They know what they're doing.
太逊了 我们玩点别的吧 This is lame. Let's play something else.
不 不不不 好吧 No. No-no-no, okay.
我从来没有 Never have I ever
和乐队成员有过一夜情 had a one-night stand with a guy from a band.
噢耶 我有过 Whoops! Yes, I have!
哇哦 Amy 我对你刮目相看啊 刮目相看 Whoa, I am V impressed, Amy. V impressed.
其实吧 Kylie In fact, Kylie,
他是你婚礼上乐队的主唱 it was the lead singer of your wedding band.
嘭 没错 Boom! That's right.
我是狂野女孩 I'm a wild girl!
小心着点 麦当娜 Watch out, Madonna.
呃 Ames 我跟Jake说你特别喜欢那个乐队 Uh, Ames? I told Jake that you really liked that band
然后他就给你们的婚礼也请了他们作为惊喜 and he booked it for your wedding as a surprise.
什么 What?
惊喜吧 Surprise!
所以根据这个地图 So, according to this map,
饭店应该就在这里 the restaurant should be right here.
但这是一个老旧的废弃大楼 But it's just an old abandoned building.
奇怪了 除非 That's odd. Unless...
你不会是觉得太阳下山的时候 You don't think when the sun sets that
那面涂鸦墙上的某些字母会被 certain letters on that graffiti wall will be illuminated
一束光照亮吧 by a shaft of light?
并没有这么想 我们已经在这个单身派对上 I don't think that. We've been at this bachelor party
待了超过一个小时了 毫无目的地到处游荡 for over an hour, wandering around aimlessly
我们连一件该在单身派对上干的事都没干 and we haven't done one bachelor party thing!
嗯 Terry 如果你想听的话 我可以给你分享一个猥琐的故事 Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story.
今早Kevin把我搞得欲火焚身 Kevin got me quite horny this morning.
噢 看吧 Oh, see?
拜托 兄弟们 我要饿死了 Come on, guys. I'm hungry!
噢 走运啊你 腰包里 Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack
装满了坚果混合麦片 is filled with granola.
嗯 散装麦片 Mmm! Loose granola.
我不想吃腰包麦片 I don't want fanny granola!
我要牛排和威士忌 I want steaks and whiskey!
这一整晚是不是都要猜谜语中度过 Is this whole night just gonna be puzzles?
好问题 可能这个问题 Good question. Perhaps that's something
这个豪华轿车能给你答案 the limo can answer!
哇 太棒了 豪华轿车回来了 Oh, yes, the limo's back!
我们终于能坐坐豪华轿车了 We finally get to ride in the limo.
不 这豪华轿车不是给我们的 是要搞别的事 Nope. The limo is not for us. This is something else.
啊 不 我被绑架了 Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped!
你的朋友在我们手上 你的任务是找到他 We have your friend! Your mission is to find him!
这是塞尔维亚口音吗 Is that a Serbian accent?
是的 记下来以后会有用 It is. Write that down for later.
啊 六个小时后再见 Oh! I'll see you in six hours.
六个小时 Six hours?
Joe 让我们上车吧 拜托了 Joe, let us get in the limo, please!
Terry饿得不行了 Terry's so hungry!
不 No!
好吧 大家别泄气 虽然 Okay, let's not get discouraged just because...
我们搞这个已经搞了93分钟了 We've been doing this for 93 minutes
而且他妈的一条线索都没找到 and we haven't figured out one damn clue.
所以我说不要泄气啊 That's why I said to not get discouraged.
好了 看看第二本书呢 它可能是本密码 All right, what about book two? Maybe it's a code.
我们只要破译这几千个随机数就好了 All we have to do is decipher this list of thousands of random numbers.
我猜里面有一个是6-9 Huh, I wonder if one of them is... 6-9?
他说的应该是69式 Pretty sure he means 69,
但我已经饿到无法欣赏色情版Raymond了 but I'm so hungry I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond.
我建议我们放弃这个寻宝游戏 I say we bail on the scavenger hunt.
隔一个街区有一家用手推车上肉的餐厅 There's a restaurant one block away that rolls meat to you on a cart.
要是Charles知道我们放弃了的话会生气的 Charles would be so upset if we bailed.
但要是Charles永远不知道呢 But what if Charles never knew?
如果我们能猜出今晚他最后会在哪里 If we can figure out where he's going to be at the end of the night,
我们就不用猜他那些智障谜题了 we don't have to do any of his dumb puzzles.
对啊 Right.
相反 接下来六个小时我们可以吃吃喝喝 Instead, we can spend the next six hours eating and drinking
讲讲我们都是怎么丢掉童真卡的 and talking about how we lost our V cards.
然后出现在最后一站 And then we show up at the final location
假装我们参加了那个愚蠢的寻宝游戏 and pretend we did the stupid hunt.
有意思 Interesting.
好吧 我不能说我完全接受这个主意 All right, I'm not saying I'm on board with this
因为这有些残忍 'cause it's a little bit cruel,
但是假设来说 如果我们能骗过 but hypothetically, if we were to cheat...
找到了 我黑了他的邮件 Got it. I hacked his email.
他的密码真是好猜 His password's really easy to guess.
"Dianne Wiest" "Dianne Wiest".
看这里 And look here.
有一张游轮租赁的收据 There's a receipt for a party boat rental
还有一张送蛋糕到卑尔根海滩一个码头的运单 and also a cake delivery to a dock down in Bergen Beach.
最后一站应该就是这里了 That's got to be where this night ends.
好吧 好吧 All right, fine.
我们休息一下小吃一顿 We will stop and get one tiny, little snack
只是给大脑和身体充充电 just to recharge our brains and bods,
但任何时候我们都不能丢下Charles搞单身派对 but under no circumstances will we do any bachelor partying without Charles.
哇哦 我要结婚了 Whoo! I'm getting married!
这是我的单身派对 This is my bachelor party!
大家 我不能让和我有过一夜情的怪胎参加婚礼 You guys, I can't have some rando one-night stand at my wedding.
我上了乐队的网站 I'm on the band's website.
不是取笑你 Not to tease you,
只是为了大家都了解完整的信息 but just so we all have the complete information.
哪一个是他 Which one is he?
Constantine Kane Constantine Kane.
好的 Yes.
我知道了 I see.
你为什么不直接取消乐队演出呢 Why don't you just cancel the band?
要是我取消了 我就得告诉Jake原因 If I cancel, I'll have to tell Jake why,
但是我不想说这件事 and I don't want to do that.
上面写着他今晚会在贝史蒂街区那边举办一场个人表演 Well, it says he's playing a solo show in Bed-Stuy tonight.
我们可以到那儿去 叫他退出婚礼 We can just go down there and ask him to pull out of the wedding.
我不知道 I don't know.
今晚本是我们培养感情的时候 Tonight was supposed to be about us bonding,
结果呢 一个大男人被扯了进来 and instead, it's just starting to be about some dude.
不 今晚是你的未婚女子们给你撑腰的时候 No, it's about your bachelorettes having your back.
但我希望今晚能过得有趣 But I wanted tonight to be fun.
会很有趣啊 我们要来一场醉酒冒险了 And it will be. We're having a drunken adventure!
真的吗 Really?
好吧 好 我们出发吧 Okay. Yeah. Let's do it.
耶 未婚女子大冒险 Yay! Bachelorette adventure!
Kylie 你话真多啊 Kylie, you should talk less.
抱歉 我得找别处发泄 Sorry, I have to direct it somewhere.
很高兴认识你 顺便说下 Nice to meet you, by the way.
嗨大家 如果你们要出门 Hey guys, if you're running out,
我带Hitchcock去一下医院 I'm just gonna take Hitchcock to the hospital.
他还好吗 Is he okay?
他玩"我从来没有"游戏的时候喝多了 He drank a lot during "Never Have I Ever".
我们得给他洗洗胃 We're gonna get his stomach pumped,
试着搞定它 try to get ahead of this thing.
这肉真是好吃 That meat was good.
知道我们应该再点些什么吗 You know what we should order?
更多的肉 More meat.
是啊 是的 Yeah, we should.
我们是"牛排猛男" We're "The Steak Studs"!
牛排猛男 The Steak Studs!
不不不 等下 No-no-no... wait!
Charles已经给我们起好名字了 Charles already gave us a name.
所以我们只能用那个名字 And that is the only one we're gonna use.
牛排猛男 牛排猛男 Steak Studs! Steak Studs!
等等 Wait-wait.
是Charles It's Charles.
哦不 哦不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
我们该怎么办 我们该怎么办 What do we do? What do we do?
大家 冷静 Everyone, calm down.
没事的 我有个想法 It'll be fine. I have an idea.
为什么你们都看着我 Why is everyone looking at me?
你刚刚说你有个想法啊 然后你就不说话了 You just said you had an idea, then you stopped talking.
老天啊 我喝得相当醉了 Oh, my goodness. I'm very intoxicated.
啊 他要和我视频通话 我该怎么办 Oh, he's FaceTiming me, you guys. What do I do?
不能让他知道我们在餐厅 He can't know we're at the restaurant.
我需要一个中性的背景 I need a neutral background.
我就是中性背景 I'm a neutral background!
我块头大 I'm huge!
对 聪明啊 Yes. Genius.
让我穿上外套 好了 Let me put on my jacket. Okay.
嗨 我的伴郎 Hey, best man.
Jake 啊 我好害怕 Jake! Oh, I'm so scared.
绑匪把我捆了起来 还 The kidnappers have me tied up and...
你 你们在哪里 W... where are you guys?
我不能说 以防被绑匪听到 I don't want to say, in case the kidnappers are listening.
机智 但你得快点 Smart. But please hurry.
他们像<皇家赌场>里对詹姆斯·邦德一样折磨我 They're torturing me like James Bond in "Casino Royale".
<皇家赌场> 007系列的第21部 反派逼供邦德的时候用缆绳击打其下体
我的腹股沟 天啊 It's all groin stuff! Oh, my God.
救救我 救救 Save me! Save...
差点露馅了 That was close.
那么 So...
我们要再点一轮吗 Should we order another round?
*这就是我哭泣的原因* *And that's why I cry*
*每当我吃着核桃派* *Every time I eat my pecan pie*
*浇上冰淇淋* *A la mode*
唱得好 Constantine Yeah, Constantine!
谢谢 Thank you.
有礼了 Namaste.
听着 我要申明一下 他以前还没扎那个男士发髻 Look, in my defense, he didn't used to have that man bun.
以前只是个马尾辫 It was just a ponytail.
我要把一些想法写下来 I'm just gonna write some of my thoughts down
只是为了发泄 不让自己爆发 just to let them out, so I don't explode.
好了 听着 不管那个男人的男士女钱包有多土 Okay, look, no matter how lame that dude's man purse is,
Amy Santiago仍然有过一段一夜情 Amy Santiago still had a one-night stand.
- 敬Amy - Amy - To Amy! - Amy!
事实上 严格来说 那不只是一夜情 Actually, it technically wasn't just one night.
解释一下 Explain.
第二天我偷偷溜出去被他发现了 Well, he caught me trying to sneak out the next morning,
然后他就哭了起来 and then he started crying,
所以我就抱了抱他 我们抱着的时候 so I hugged him, and while we were hugging,
他妈妈和他视频 他就介绍我是他女朋友了 his mom FaceTimed, and he introduced me as his girlfriend.
好吧 那么通话一结束 Okay, so then right after the call,
你就和他分手了 结束 you broke up with him, ended it.
你和婚礼乐队的爱哭小圆髻交往了多久 How long were you with crying wedding-band man bun?
没有很久 我怀疑他都不记得我了 Not that long. I doubt he even remembers me.
老天啊 Amy Santiago Oh, my God. Amy Santiago.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我一生的挚爱就在现场 the love of my life is here.
三个月 我们交往了三个月 Three months. We dated for three months.
好了 就是这条船 All right. This is the boat.
现在 得让Charles以为我们都很清醒 Now, Charles has to think we're totally sober
并且我们解出了他的谜题 and we solved his puzzle.
明白了吗 So we good?
是的 我醉得不行 Yep, I'm drunk as hell!
我不是这么说的 That's not what I asked.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
我看你实施过好多次这种轻率的计划了 I've seen you do enough of these harebrained schemes
我知道怎么配合 to know how to play along.
如果Charles问起来 If Charles asks what's wrong,
我只需露出一个古怪的微笑 说 I'll just put on a quaint smile and say,
"没啥" "Nothing."
不错 那语气确实挺完美的 Amazing. That is actually perfect.
好了 咱们相互搀扶着进去吧 All right, now let's hold on to each other for balance
就像三个清醒的大老爷们一样 like three totally sober grown men.
这边 Come here.
上路 And here we go.
噢耶 完全在我们的掌控之中 Oh, yeah, we're nailing this.
Charles 你在吗 Hello? Charles?
惊喜吗 朋友们 欢迎来到派对 Surprise! Welcome to the party, pal!
哇 太厉害了 Wow! This is amazing!
对 好戏马上开始 Yeah! Now we get to the best part.
牛排配烈酒 Steaks and shots!
噢 又是肉和酒 Ohh, more meat and alcohol.
什么叫"又" "More?" What does that mean?
呃 Uhh...
没啥 Nothing?
- 你说 这个派对是不是棒极了 - 嗯哼 - Isn't this great? - Uh-huh.
这个寻宝游戏 我有个问题 So there is one question about the scavenger hunt
你一定要回答 you have to answer.
他是不是跟你想象的一模一样 Was he everything you thought he'd be?
对 Yes.
他 跟我想象中一模一样 He was everything I thought he'd be.
从来没有其他任何一个人如此符合我的想象 Never before has a person so perfectly met my expectations.
我也觉得 I know!
Reginald VelJohnson最好了 Isn't Reginald VelJohnson the best?
Reginald VelJohnson "虎胆龙威"里的那位吗 Reginald VelJohnson? From "Die Hard"?
Powell警长居然也是我单身派对的一部分吗 Sergeant Powell was a part of my bachelor party?
我刚见到他的时候我就是这么说的 Is what I said upon meeting him.
我到现在都特别激动呢 I'm just still emotional about it.
我简直不敢相信 这你都能搞定 I can't believe you pulled that off!
没错 Yeah, I did.
我还有个惊喜给你 I have one more surprise for you.
眼睛看仔细 耳朵竖起来 If I could have your eyes, ears,
全神贯注 and emotional cores...
我来带你感受一段旅程 I'd like to take you all on a journey.
哇 你怎么会有我这么多出生的照片 Wow, you got a lot of photos of my birth.
你妈妈那边什么照片都没有 所以我就给医院打了个电话 Your mom didn't have any pics, so I had to call the hospital.
- 难怪呢 - Jake Peralta - Ah. - Jake Peralta.
我的搭档 我的死党 我的兄弟 我的偶像 My partner. My best friend. My brother. My idol.
一个从未让我失望过的男人 The one man who has never let me down.
嗷 太贴心了 Oh, that's very kind.
今晚必须是历史上规模最大 Tonight had to be the biggest,
最特别的单身派对 most special bachelor party ever.
必须要做到空前绝后 因为你 It had to be extraordinary because you,
我的朋友 你不平凡 my friend, are no ordinary man.
事实上 你简直就像24K金 In fact, you are 24 karat gold.
24K金啊 24 karat gold!
- 那是我的口头禅吗 - 不是啊 - Is that a phrase I say? - No.
就像寻宝游戏里的硬币一样 Like the coins from the hunt!
啊对 当然了 对 就是那个 Yes, of course. From those.
现在 Terry 把你的金币拿出来吧 Now, Terry, please present your gold coin.
我的金币 什么鬼啊 My gold coin? The hell?
就是最后一站啊 跟Reginald VelJohnson一起的那里 From the last stop, the one with Reginald VelJohnson.
对对对 我已经跟你说过我见过他了 Yes, right, I already told you that I was there and I met him.
就不要老提他了 Terry 快把金币拿出来啊 Stop bringing it up. Terry, give the man his coin!
Jake你在说什么鬼啊 The hell are you talking about, Jake?
金币啊 快把金币给他 The coin. Give him the coin.
- 什么金币啊 我没有金 - 快把金币给他啊 - What coin? I don't have a... - You give him a coin.
- 快把金币还给他 - 到底什么情况啊 同志们 - Give him his gold coin. - What's going on, guys?
好吧 是这样的 All right, here's the deal.
Terry的那枚金币从口袋掉了出来 然后我们就找不到了 Terry's coin fell out of his pocket, and we lost it.
我们只是不忍心告诉你而已 We just didn't have the heart to tell you.
我的天呐 不会吧 那花了我八百美金呢 Oh, no. That cost $800.
好吧 Terry晚点可以把钱还给我 All right, Terry will pay me back later.
- 啥 - 警监 请拿出你的金币 - What? - Captain, your coin, please.
我把它吃了 I ate mine.
你把金币给吃了 You ate your coin?
对 我以为是巧克力呢 Yes, I thought it was chocolate.
但是你不是很讨厌吃巧克力吗 因为"太有味道了" But you hate chocolate. It has "Too much taste."
我的天 Oh, man.
你们压根就没参加这个寻宝游戏 对不对 You guys didn't do the scavenger hunt, did you?
居然还好意思喊自己"单身男孩" And you call yourselves The Batch Boys?
其实 我们喊自己"牛排猛男"来着 Actually, we call ourselves The Steak Studs.
Raymond Raymond!
干嘛要说出来啊 Why?
我知道你为什么会来这里 小龟龟 I know why you're here, Turtle Bug.
你都喊我小龟龟了 I feel like the fact that you just
你肯定不知道我为什么过来 called me that means you don't.
呃 我有个问题 如果我取笑Constantine Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine
算不算取笑你 does that count as making fun of you?
- 算 - 好吧 - Yes. - Okay.
- 那我能取笑你吗 - 我希望你别那么做 - Can I make fun of you? - I'd rather you didn't.
那我可不能在这儿呆着了 Well, I have to remove myself from this situation.
我想跟你聊聊你刚接的一个活动 Look, I want to talk to you about a gig you have coming up.
- Jake Peralta订的 - 对 - Jake Peralta booked it. - Yeah.
- 你的婚礼 - 啥 - Your wedding. - What?
你明明知道是我的婚礼 为什么还要接这个活动 If you knew that, then why did you take it?
我给你写了首情歌 I wrote you a love song.
我打算在你婚礼上唱 把你抢回来 I'm gonna sing it, and I'm gonna win you back.
然后我们就能上<今日秀>了 Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show."
- 我爱死Hoda了 - 对 不不不 - I love Hoda. - Yeah, no.
才不会 No, we will not.
接下来我们该这么办 好吧 This is what's gonna happen, okay?
你打电话给Jake You're gonna call Jake,
跟他说你突然有点事 tell him something came up,
必须得取消这次演唱活动了 and you have to cancel the gig.
不可能的 我会站在那个舞台上 Not happening. I'm gonna get on that stage.
唱着那首 And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back."
行 那我就把事情的一切告诉Jake Fine. I'm gonna tell Jake everything.
我要取消你这个乐队 嘣 I'm cancelling your band. Boom.
可以啊 不过是浪费你一万五美金罢了 Okay! That'll just cost you $15,000.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我刚得知是你的婚礼的时候 Well, when I heard it was your wedding,
我就猜到 如果你未婚夫知道了我们的事情 I knew your fiance would cancel
就一定会把这个活动取消 when he found out about us, so...
所以我就把违约金提得很高 I put in a huge kill fee.
而且他压根就没在意 Yeah, he never even noticed.
因为他根本没认真看那些条条框框 He didn't read the terms and conditions.
嘿 Charles 很抱歉我们作弊了 Look, Charles, I'm sorry that we cheated,
但是你给的谜题实在是太难了 but your puzzle was too hard.
噢 少给我来这套 Oh, don't give me that excuse.
我为了今晚可是煞费苦心 I worked hard on this night!
故事最后的结局就应该是在这一刻 And it all led up to this moment
所有人都把金币给你 加起来可是三千二百美金呐 where everyone gives you $3,200 in gold coins!
我再问一次 我是不是以前说过关于金币的东西 Again, is the gold coin thing based on something I said?
你可是24K金呐 You're 24 karat gold!
- 嗯 对 好 - 你们简直太糟糕了 - Yeah, right, okay. - You guys are the worst.
没错 我们不该对你撒谎 You're right, and we shouldn't have lied to you.
但是这一切的一切 包括谜题 But all of this, the puzzle,
都是你想要的 而不是我想要的 it's what you wanted, not me.
我只是想跟我的朋友们出去聚聚而已 I just wanted to hang out with my friends.
好啊 你可别让我耽误了你 Well, don't let me stop you.
你想跟什么朋友出去都行 You can hang out with your friends all you want,
我先告辞了 because I'm leaving.
Charles Charles!
我擦 这幻灯片做的 Come on, slideshow.
Boyle不接电话 我还打了电话给Genevieve Boyle isn't picking up and I called Genevieve.
- 她也不知道他在哪 - 等等 - She doesn't know where he is. - Wait.
我猜 Charles肯定是去城市的各个角落找那些金币了 I bet Charles is looking for the coins he hid all over the city.
它们实在是太贵了 They were so expensive.
还有 他为什么总说我是24K金啊 Also, why does he keep saying I'm 24 karat gold?
- 不知道 - 完全毫无头绪 - No idea. - Makes zero sense.
我们得尽快搞清楚 We'll have to figure it out later.
同时 我们还得尽快找到那些金币 In the meantime, we gotta find those coins.
没错 但是我们怎么找啊 Yes, but how do we figure out where they are?
我们只需要立刻马上解决那个 All we have to do is solve
需要六小时才能解决的寻宝游戏 the entire six-hour scavenger hunt immediately.
Raymond 把那个六分仪扔给我 Raymond, toss me that sextant.
同志们 我们能行的 Guys, we can do this!
不 我们不行 We cannot do this.
我们醉得不行 We're way too drunk.
但是肯定有人 But there has to be someone
知道那些金币在哪的 对不对 that knows where those coins are, right?
Charles知道 Charles.
- Charles肯定知道 - 机智如你 - Charles would know. - Brilliant!
我们只需要找到Charles就可以了 他会在哪呢 We just have to find Charles, but where might he be?
他估计在挖金币呢吧 He's probably digging up the gold coins.
但是谁知道那些金币在哪呢 But who would know where the gold coins are?
Charles Charles知道那些金币在哪 Charles! Charles knows where they are.
可是他在哪呢 不 等等 我们进入死循环了 But where is he... No, wait we're stuck in a loop.
我们不光醉的不行 还陷入了死循环 We're super drunk and we're in a loop.
我们得找到一个 不是Charles We need to find someone who isn't Charles
却知道金币在哪的人 who knows where the coins are.
我的大姑二姨三婶五舅啊 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- 居然是Reginald VelJohnson - 什么情况 - It's Reginald VelJohnson. - What's going on?
- 你谁啊 - 我是Jake Peralta - Who are you? - I'm Jake Peralta.
你是我单身派对的一部分 You were part of my bachelor party tonight.
噢 你就是那个迟迟不现身的混蛋 Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show.
他竟然知道我是谁 He knows who I am.
好吧 我得拿出一万五 Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand
不然婚礼上的父女舞蹈环节就得让他来伴奏了 or my father/daughter dance is going to be performed by that.
错 你忘了一个最明显的选择 Wrong. You're forgetting the most obvious option.
把合同偷过来 销毁它 Steal the contract and destroy it.
销毁一份合法文件吗 我做不来 Destroy a legal document? I can't do that.
你们说得对 我就一个无聊透顶的人 You were right, I'm a boring square
从没试过和陌生人疯狂的一夜情 who's never actually had a crazy, stranger bone session.
Gina 你的表情和你的话语一样伤人 Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words.
不好意思 我已经尽量控制住了 I'm sorry. I can only control so much.
- 我就不该回来 - 好了 - I shouldn't have come back. - Okay. Look.
不用你偷 我们会动手 You don't have to steal it. We will.
- 这样行了吗 - 这就对了 - Right? - Hell yeah.
你们其实不必这么做 You guys don't have to do this.
跟你说过了 我们是你的伴娘 We told you. We're your bridesmaids.
有我们支持你 好了 We have your back. Okay.
如果我们分散了他的注意力 我就能溜过去 I think if we distract him, I can sneak in
把合同从他的男士女包里拿出来 and take the contract out of his man purse.
他难道不会发现吗 Won't he know what's going on?
他都看到我们和Amy一起了 He saw all of us with Amy.
没看到所有人 Not all of us.
舞台很酷 Sick set.
你刚才把气氛搅得很热 You were really jamming up there.
- 噢 - 我是Lucious Lyon - Oh... - I'm Lucious Lyon.
Lucious Lyon 美剧<嘻哈帝国>中帝国娱乐的CEO Cookie是Lyon的前妻 音乐制作人
高级唱片公司的 唱片部门主管 Record executive at... Executive Records.
Lucious Lyon 我听过这个名字 Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name.
总之 我们一直在寻找新的人才 Anyway, we're always looking for new talent.
"我们"指我和我的搭档 "We" Being me and my partner.
那位是Cookie 让我来介绍一下 That's Cookie. Let me introduce you.
在哪儿 到底在哪儿 Where is it? Where is it?
怎么这么多围巾 Why are there so many scarves in here?
在找这个吗 You looking for this?
我已经看到他了 谢谢你了Gina I see him, Gina. Thank you.
那个 Powell警长 Look, Sergeant Powell,
不好意思 我能不能 oh, I'm sorry, is it okay if I call you by
用<虎胆龙威>里的角色名来称呼你 your character name from "Die Hard"?
- 不行 - 好吧 - No. - Okay.
那个 Reginald 你知道为什么Charles雇了你吗 Look, Reginald, do you know why Charles hired you?
因为<虎胆龙威>是我最最爱的电影了 Because I love "Die Hard" More than any other movie,
- 而且我特别喜欢你的角色 - 声明一下 - and I loved you in it. - For the record,
我特别喜欢你在<凡人琐事>里的表演 I loved you from "Family Matters"
Carl Winslow让我向往当一名警察 Carl Winslow made me want to become a cop.
真是够了 Terry 你已经有另外六个理由来当警察了 Come on, Terry, you already have like six other reasons you became a cop.
现在不是你说话的时候 而且再声明一下 This is not your moment. And for the record,
我这还是第一次 that's the first time I've ever heard him
听他提<凡人琐事> even mention "Family Matters."
已经很晚了 请离开 Look, it's late. Please leave.
求你了 我最好的朋友还在外面 Come on. Look... My best friend is out there.
而你是唯一一个知道他在哪儿的人 And you're the only one who knows where he is.
所以 尽管我非常讨厌这么做 So, as much as I hate to do this,
你马上告诉我们那些金币藏在哪儿 you're gonna tell us where those coins are hidden,
- 不然你会后悔的 - 你们要把我怎么样 - or you're gonna regret it. - What are you gonna do to me?
我们就一整晚待在这里 发出怪声 Stay here all night, making this sound:
行了 行了 Fine, fine.
- 我告诉你他在哪儿 - 太棒了 - I'll tell you where he is. - Yes.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
不过还需要你载我们过去 Also, we're gonna need you to take us there,
因为我们都喝得烂醉了 cause we're all too drunk to drive.
你们还想着用唱片合同来忽悠我 You thought you could distract me with a record deal?
真是 我早就有经纪人了 Please, I'm already represented,
我的老妈 by my mom.
- 天 你真是个人渣 - 不管怎样 这个人渣 - God, you're a turd. - Well, this turd
是你最好朋友的未来老公 is your best friend's future husband.
- 没想到吧 - 嘿等等 - Doink! - Hey, wait, no!
- 把它归还给我 - 我要开始撒野了 - Give that back to me! - I'm wild!
别停下 继续跑 Keep going! Keep going!
- 他要赢过你了 - 不会太久的 - He's gaining on you. - Not for long.
每人都有免费酒水 Free shots for everyone!
小龟龟 Turtle Bug!
喔 Whoo!
拜拜了 Connie Buh-bye, Connie!
告诉你妈妈我从没爱过你 Tell your mother I said I never loved you,
还有你全家就是一群该死的 and that your whole family is a bunch of friggin...
噢 Oh.
喔 我破戒违法了 Whoo, I broke a rule!
我从来没有睡过一个男人 Never have I ever slept with a guy,
伤透他的心 又雇他在我的婚礼上表演 broken his heart, hired him to play at my wedding,
从他身上偷走有法律约束效力的文件 stolen a legally binding contract from him,
跳上吧台 请客让大家豪饮 jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone,
又从吧台上跌下来 还可能摔出了脑震荡 fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion...
外加一个永久性的伤疤 and a permanent scar.
这个我有 I have ever!
好了 现在正式过了午夜 Well, it is officially after midnight,
可以随心所欲说自己想说的了 so I can now say whatever I want.
啊噢 Uh-oh.
今晚太够劲儿了 Tonight was awesome,
我特别喜欢和你们这帮废物一起玩 and I loved hanging out with your dorks.
- 什么 - 噢耶 - What? - Aww, yeah.
你知道吗 "废物"这个词 You know, the word "Dork"
其实来自于凯尔特语里的"肺鱼" is actually a Celtic word meaning "Lungfish."
Kylie 我已经忍得很辛苦了 Kylie, I'm trying so hard.
他告诉我在这里等你 This is where he told me to wait for you.
我的天 这就是<虎胆龙威3>里面 Oh, my God. This is the corner where
John McClane和Zeus Carver相遇的那个角落 John McClane met Zeus Carver in "Die Hard 3."
噢 Charles 你在这儿 Oh, Charles. Yes, you're here.
发生了什么事 你怎么找到我的 What's going on? How did you find me?
你解开谜题了吗 Did you solve the puzzle?
不 他们没有 No, they didn't.
他们又作弊 They cheated again.
Reginald Reginald.
兄弟 我只想说我很抱歉 Hey man, look. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
我才应该道歉 No, I'm the one who should apologize.
我今晚做得过头了 I overdid it tonight.
我只想把一切都做到完美 I wanted everything to be perfect,
毕竟这是你婚前最重要的一晚了 because it's our last big night before you get married.
我想我只是有点担心 I guess I was a little worried
以后我们的关系就不一样了 things were gonna change between us.
Charles 真是的 Oh, Charles. Come on.
事情当然会改变 Of course, things are gonna change.
我都要结婚了 I'm getting married.
我想说 当你和Genevieve在一起后 I mean, didn't you make me less of a priority
难道就没稍微调低我的优先级吗 when you and Genevieve got together?
- 有啊 - 就是嘛 - Yes. - See?
不管怎样 我们都是最好的兄弟 I mean, no matter what, we'll always be best friends.
嘿 你知道我为什么 Hey, you know why
不喜欢你的寻宝游戏吗 I didn't like your scavenger hunt?
因为它既愚蠢又太过复杂 Cause it was stupid and overcomplicated.
还特别的长 And way too long.
- 也没有好吃的 - 或者喝的 - There was no food. - Or drinks.
我们又不是在开集体会议 This is not a group conversation, guys.
那你可以站得离我们远一点嘛 Well, you could have stood a little farther away from us then.
意见采纳 Point taken.
我不喜欢这个寻宝 I didn't like it because
是因为你一开始就被绑架走了 you got kidnapped right at the beginning.
你走了整整六个小时 You were gone for six hours.
我本想和你一起庆祝我的单身派对 I wanted to spend my bachelor party with you.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe you pissed off
你惹毛了Reginald VelJohnson也要找到我 Reginald VelJohnson just to find me.
得了吧 他会忘了这茬的 Oh, please. He'll get over it.
才不会 我会记仇记你一辈子的 No, I won't. You've made an enemy for life.
我还要告诉布鲁斯·威利斯你逊毙了 And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck.
没关系 我能承受住 That's fine. I'm fine with that.
没事的 重要的是我们和好了 我最好的朋友 It's good. What's important is that we made up, my best friend.
又不是布鲁斯·威利斯 Not Bruce Willis.
敬Jake和Amy To Jake and Amy!
敬我们 To us!
我需要跟你说件事 Hey, so I need to tell you something.
我得取消那个婚礼乐队 I had to cancel the wedding band,
因为我和里面一个人约会过 because I kind of dated one of the dudes in it.
嗯 我知道 发髻男 Yeah, I know. Man bun.
他给我留了条特别长的留言 He left me a very long message
- 附上了很多细节 - 噢不 - with a lot of details - Oh, no.
他像是个很有激情的家伙 He seems like a really passionate guy.
我永远没法儿摆脱这个阴影了 I'm never gonna live this down.
不 你逃不了了 No, you are not.
开玩笑啦 我以后都不会再提 I'm just kidding. I'll never bring it up again.
谢谢 你最棒了 Thank you. You're the sweetest.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 小龟龟 - I love you. - I love you too, Turtle Bug.
- 噢我 - 嗯 - Oh, my... - Yeah.
呃 我还得继续留在这儿吗 Uh, do I still need to be here?
是的 Reginald 我们都喝醉了 得有人载我们回家 Yes, Reginald. We're all toasted and we need rides home!
是Reginald VelJohnson It's Reginald VelJohnson!
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