故事从埃里克·坎通纳一次完美的传球开始
护士 现在几点了 Nurse. What time is it?
-早上4点 -4点 天啊 -It's 4:00 in the morning. -Four o'clock? Jesus.
再睡一会 Try and sleep.
抱歉给你们添麻烦了 真抱歉 Listen, I'm really sorry about all the fuss. I'm really sorry, yeah.
我不知道自己怎么了 护士小姐 I don't know what got into me, nurse.
埃里克 没人受伤 你也没事 Eric, nobody's been hurt. You're not hurt.
一切都还好 Everything's all right.
我还要上早班 Listen, I got an early shift.
请把外套给我 好吗 护士小姐 Can you get me clothes for me, please, nurse?
你哪儿也不能去 You won't be going anywhere.
-埃里克 没事的 -请帮我把衣服拿来 -Eric, it's all right. -Can you get me clothes, please?
-试着放松躺下 -工作不能迟到 护士 -Try and relax. Just lie down. -I can't be late for work, nurse.
-没事的 -我不能迟到 -It's okay. -I can't be late.
好了 It's all right.
工作不能迟到 护士 I can't be late for work, nurse.
-没事 -请把衣服给我 -It's okay. -Can you get me clothes, please?
-你得休息 睡一会 -不能迟到 -You get to sleep. You get to sleep. -I can't be late.
-不能迟到 -没事的 -I can't be late. -It's okay.
莉莉 非常抱歉 Oh, Lily, I'm so sorry.
天啊 莉莉 抱歉 Oh, god, Lily, I'm so sorry.
你没问题的 You take it easy.
对吗 埃里克 All right, Eric?
天 你怎么回事 笨蛋 God, what have you been up to, you dipstick?
-我知道 我知道 -你吓坏我们了 -Ah, I know, I know. -You give us a right scare, you know?
一时马虎 Something let go.
-有没有骨折或者别的 -没有没有 -Did you get any broken bones or owt? -No, no, no, no, no.
-他有没有给您添麻烦 -没有 我怎么会 -Has he been giving you any trouble? -I haven't. Have I?
-模范病号 很老实 -可以欺负欺负他 -No, model patient. Been fine. -Can be a bit of a bugger him, you know.
能计入吉尼斯纪录了 Guinness book of records, eh?
什么 You what?
绕同一个环岛3000次 Three thousand times round the same roundabout.
真是职业生涯的挑战 对吗 It's a career change, isn't it?
无论邮差还是宇航员 From postman to astronaut.
我当时在做白日梦 I was daydreaming.
你他妈走错道了 You went round the wrong fucking way.
-没撞死人算你幸运 -是啊是啊 -You're lucky somebody wasn't killed. -Don't. Don't.
好好睡一觉 我就能恢复了 A good night's kip and I'll be as fit as a butcher's dog.
我的车呢 Where's me car?
跟你一样 撞烂了 It's like you. It's fucked.
警察怎么说 What about the police?
我跟他们聊过了 I've had a word with them.
他们会写份报告 They've gotta make a report,
不过看你的心理状况 But I don't think they're gonna take it any
他们也不会过于追究 Further due to your psychological condition.
埃里克 有什么需要的 无论什么 尽管说 Eric, if there's anything you need, anything at all, give me a shout,
听到了吗 D'you hear?
无论什么时候 白天或晚上 Any time. Day or night. All right?
好 放心 哥们 谢了 Aye. cheers, mate. Thanks.
好了 正好我们要出门了 All right. We've just dropped the gear off.
范一小时后到 The Van'll be here in about an hour.
请告诉瑞安一声 再见 哥们 Can you let Ryan know, please? Cheers, mate.
不是告诉你别在这了吗 Listen, I told you no more of your shit here.
就几个小时 怎么啦 It's only gonna be for a few hours, mate. What's the problem?
你他妈怎么进来的 How the fuck have you got in anyway?
我操 Fucking hell.
真他妈烦人 Fuck's sake.
是你给那俩鸟人钥匙吗 Hey, did you give those two pricks a key?
-什么 -刚才出去的那俩小丑 -What? -Those two jokers who just walked out.
-是不是你给的钥匙 -不知你在说什么 -Did you give them a key? -What you on about?
关于钥匙我是怎么跟你交待的 What have I told you about giving the key to people?
-你在听吗 -听着 -You hear me? -Yeah.
-你是谁 -我在这住 亲爱的 -Who are you? -Oh, I just live here, love.
你是瑞安的继父 Oh, are you Ryan's stepdad?
-没错 -哦 -Yeah. -Oh.
楼下的垃圾赶紧搬走 I want that shit downstairs moving as soon as possible.
我不会再多说一遍 听见了 And I won't tell you again, right?
好的 Right.
没必要嚷嚷啊 No need to shout.
杰西 Jess?
天啊 杰西 都快2点了 For god's sake, Jess. It's nearly two o'clock, for christ's sakes.
起来上学去 你迟到了 Get up for school. You're late.
-都中午了 -那又怎么样 -It's the middle of the afternoon. -So what, man?
你起不起来上学去 Will you get up for school?
别烦我 困着呢 Oh, just leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep.
你起不起来 杰西 Will you get up, Jess?
显然 我躺在床上就不打算去学校了 Obviously, I'm not going to school if I'm in bed, am I?
别来烦我 God, leave me alone.
好吧 我帮你打扫一下 Right, well, I'll just clear up for you, shall I?
-我这就 -小心点 笨蛋 -Eh? I'll just... -OI, knobhead.
你他妈是谁 Who the fucking hell are you?
杰西 过来看看 这里不是客栈 Look, Jess, will you sort this out? It's not a bleeding doss-house.
-我要睡觉 -我受够了 -Trying to get me head down. -I'm just sick of it, I am.
-这他妈 -你丫谁啊 笨蛋 -What the... -Who the fuck are you, you prick?
-你说什么 -你他妈是谁 -Pardon me? -Who the fuck are you?
我他妈是谁 妈的跟你说 Who the fuck am I? I'll tell you who the fuck I am.
我他妈是客房服务 I'm fucking room service!
你丫是要投诉吗 Do you wish to register a fucking complaint?
你弄乱我屋子了 Look at my room, man!
出去 出去 Look, just go away. Move!
操 我睡觉呢 滚开 Fuck off. I'm trying to sleep. Piss off, man.
屋子都乱了 都乱了 Look at my room. Look at my room!
我他妈受够了 净他妈伺候你们 Fucking sick of it! Fucking get it sorted.
-我受不了这一切了 -怎么回事 -I'm up to here with it! -What the hell?
你好 我们不在家 Hello. We're not available now.
请在哔的一声后留下姓名和电话 Please leave your name and phone number after the beep.
我们会回电 We will return your call.
爸爸 还是我 你到底在哪 Dad, it's me again. Where the hell are ya?
给我电话好吗 天 你的手机坏了还是怎么 Will you phone me, please? God, is your mobile working or what?
你知道我已经错过两节课了吗 D'you know I'm missing two classes now?
我得赶回来自己接戴茜 I've gotta rush back and pick up Daisy myself.
你真让我失望 老爸 我快烦死了 You've really let me down, Dad. I am so pissed off.
快给我打电话 告诉我一切平安 好吗 Will you just ring me and let me know that you're okay?
你有没有看过心理医生 埃里克 Have you ever had a shrink, Eric?
知道他怎么问我的 You know what he asked me?
你上次觉得开心是什么时候 When's the last time you was happy?
今天在老特拉福德 埃里克·坎通纳回归了 Today, at old Trafford, it's the return of Eric Cantona,
不列颠最有天赋 桀骜不驯的焦点话题球员 The most talented, temperamental and talked about footballer in britain.
一切尽在他掌握 巧妙周旋 Cantona takes control. Makes good ground.
耐心寻找射门机会并把握住 Looking for the shooting opportunity and finds it!
埃里克·坎通纳再次为曼联得分 Eric Cantona again for Manchester United.
横传到坎通纳头顶 Crosses it towards Cantona.
坎切尔斯基 落点准确的传中 Kanchelskis. It's a great ball.
坎通纳从容射门 带领曼联取得领先 Cantona takes it in his stride and fires Manchester United into the lead.
喝酒吧 尽情喝 为国王畅饮 Drink a drink a drink to the king, the king,
为我们球队的国王 最伟大的中前场 The king for he's the leader of our football team he's the greatest centre
世间仅有的中前场 仍然是坎通纳 追回一分 Forward that the world has ever seen Cantona. It's still Cantona. There's one back.
坎通纳为曼联得分 Cantona for Manchester United.
不过他抢了回来 Oh, but he's won it back.
吉格斯传中 坎通纳头球 Giggs. Here's Cantona.
埃里克 坎通纳为曼联得到一分 Yes! Eric Cantona with the goal for manchester united.
看他的样子 没有节奏感 笨手笨脚 Look at the state of him. He's got no rhythm. He's stuck. He's...
就像个破旧的轮子 转不动了 He's like a wonky wheel, he can't get going.
我知道 很难相信吧 I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?
几年前他跳舞时 A few years ago he was on the dance floor.
简直是神采飞扬 看看他现在的样子 He was a brilliant dancer. Look at the state of him.
不是开玩笑 克里茜离开多久了 I'm not being funny, but how long is it since Chrissie bailed out?
七年了 Seven years.
他独自拉扯两个继子长大 And then he gets lumbered with the two stepsons.
不知怎么挺过来的 How's that work?
-大家好 -怎么样 -Hello, boys. -All right?
-你们看什么呢 -挺糟糕的吧 -What you got there? -Shame, isn't it?
-别担心 这本书能帮他 -这是什么 -Oh, don't worry, this'll sort him out. -What is it?
胡说八道 Dog's bollocks this.
这是什么 What is this?
-拿去看看 -你又得什么了 -Take it from me. -Now what you got?
又去阅读区偷书啦 You been raiding the self-help section again?
你会被书店禁止入内的 You wanna be banned from bookshops.
如果花点时间 动点脑子 If you can open up your tiny minds for just a little minute,
你们会有收获的 You might learn something.
埃里克需要的是笑声 这本书里有 What Eric needs is laughter. It's got it in there.
他这种情况 笑是最好的药物 According to him, laughter is the best medicine.
要能让他笑出声来 If you can make him laugh, laughter,
无论是逼他笑还是假笑 都能感觉好些 No matter whether it's forced or artificial, it makes you feel good.
显然笑声能提神 制造内啡肽 Apparently it lifts your spirits, it produces endorphins,
让你全身舒适 And all your body feels good.
我要是像埃里克这种情况 宁可去做爱 If I was in eric's shoes, I'd rather have a good fuck,
跟你说实话 I'll be honest with you.
-你要做志愿者吗 -不要 -Is that you volunteering? -No.
我推荐杰克 I'm volunteering Jack.
我们要试着逗埃里克笑 Listen, what we're gonna do is try and make Eric laugh.
一个一个来 都下去 Okay. One at a time. All go down there.
给他讲个笑话 跳个舞 随便什么 Tell him a joke, do a dance, do what you like,
努力逗他笑 Just make him fucking laugh.
尽力让那哥们高兴起来 好吗 尽力 Try and cheer the lad up, all right? Do the best you can.
-你好 埃里克 -你好 斯普林 -All right, Eric? -All right, Spleen?
你有没有 听说过 Did you, did you hear about the...
天啊 Oh, dear.
还要努力啊 斯普林 Need to do better than that, Spleen.
-埃里克 你好吗 -很好 哥们 -Hey, Eric. You all right? -All right, smug.
-听着 两只猴在洗澡 -嗯 -Hey, two monkeys in a bath, right. -Right.
其中一只转向另一只 说 One monkey turns to the other monkey and goes...
-像这样 对吗 -没错没错 -Like that, right? right? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
其中一只转向另一只 说 加点凉水 The other monkey turns to the other one and goes "put some cold water in,
傻龟孙 You daft cunt."
-操他妈 -去你的 -Fucking hell. -Oh, fuck off.
还不错 总算比斯普林的强 That's not bad. It's better than spleen's anyway, weren't it?
无所谓 Yeah, whatever.
-你好 埃里克 -你好 -Hi, Eric. -All right.
你很擅长字谜游戏吗 Hey, you're good at crosswords, aren't you?
-没错 -好 -Yeah, Yeah, aye. -Yeah.
负担沉重的邮差 Heavily laden postman.
-有多少字母 -满满一口袋 -How many letters? -A fucking big bagful.
没错 Yeah, yeah.
站在你想象中的镜子前 Stand in front of your imaginary mirror.
没错 站在你想象中的镜子前 Yeah. Stand in front of your imaginary mirror.
想一想爱你的人 Think of someone who loves you and
想象通过他们的双眼看你自己 Imagine viewing yourself through their eyes.
这样 Yeah?
别这样 很简单的 对吗 Don't fuck about. Come on. It's easy this, isn't it?
一定要是见过的人吗 Have you had to have met them?
一定要面对你见过的人吗 Do you have to have met the person?
你 如果他们爱你 你们肯定见过面 Well, you... you must have met them if they love you.
-快点 -Come on.
-我们能准备一下吗 -进入角色 -Is there any way we can prep -To get into it?
-你他妈能不能闭嘴开始 -You can fucking shut up for a start!
我在这里 在镜子前面 I'm here. I'm in front of me mirror.
是站在想象中的镜子前面 明白 Stand in front of a fucking imaginary mirror. Right?
-我是这么想 -想想你 -I am. -Think of someone who...
这个估计你很难做到 -想想爱你的人 This might be hard for you. Think of someone who loves you.
想象通过他们的双眼看你自己 And imagine viewing yourself through their eyes.
-太他妈简单了 -斯慢爱他 -It's fucking dead easy. -Smug loves him.
别闹了 现在做 No, come on, do it now.
-快点 -好了 -No, come on. -It's all right.
然后轻轻的用拇指压住食指 Then gently press the thumb of each hand against the biggest finger...
-用自己的手还是别人的 -不是这样吧 -Of your own hand or someone else's? -Not like that, is it?
不是 用自己的手 No, your hand.
-一只手吗 -像这样 -The same hand? -It's like that.
非得让我坐下来说 Have to sit down for this bit.
像这样 像这样 这样 Keep at it, keep at it, keep at it. Right.
现在闭上眼 慢慢呼吸 Now, with your eyes closed, breathe in slowly.
怎么呼吸好 What's best?
通过鼻子还是通过嘴 In through the nose and out through the mouth
还是用嘴吸气鼻子吐气 Or in through the mouth and out through the nose?
呼吸就好了 Just breathe.
你要愿意用屁股呼吸也行 呼吸 Breathe through your arse if you like. Just breathe.
呼吸太多我会晕的 I get dizzy if I breathe too much.
闭嘴 闭眼慢慢呼吸 放松 Shut up. Keep your eyes closed, breathe slowly and relax.
让自己通过爱你的人看自己 Allow yourself to see yourself through the eyes of someone who loves you,
全心全意爱你的 Totally loves you.
无论怎样都爱你的 好吗 Someone who loves you without any condition, right?
你被全心全意爱着 呼吸着 You are totally loved. And you're breathing.
举着中指和食指 And you're holding your finger and your thumb.
-我们开始 -好的 -Are we there? -Yeah.
都准备好了 We're all there?
-这能让我们放松吗 -当然 -Is this supposed to relax us? -Yes.
别是什么稀奇古怪的玩意 This better not be some kind of weirdo cult thing.
你能不能安静一会 Oh, can't you shut up for a minute?
稀奇古怪的玩意 Weirdo cult thing?
-我不会脱裤子的 -闭嘴 -I'm not taking me pants off. -Shut up!
他妈的集中精力 行不行 Fucking concentrate! Will you?
冷静 冷静 Just calm down, just fucking...
他不对 你个 Well, it's him! you fucking...
像德瑞克·艾柯瑞 Like Derek Acorah.
我试着和心对话 不是大脑 I'm trying to talk to the unconscious mind, not the fucking brain-dead.
好了 你在呼吸 拇指食指贴在一起 Right. You're breathing, your fingers, your thumbs together.
有一个爱你的人 There's someone who likes you,
你在通过他们的眼睛凝视自己 You're looking through their eyes at yourself.
现在我们讲看到无限可能 Now I've took you over to the possibility generator.
想一想你喜欢的人 Now I want you to think of someone who you like,
自信而有魅力的人 是你想模仿的 Someone whose confidence and charisma you wish to emulate. Right?
好的 Okay.
脑子里有没有这个人 Have you got that person in your mind?
-有 -那些你认为是世界上 -Yes. -Someone you think the world of.
最有号召力 最自信的人来模仿 Charisma, confidence and you want to emulate them.
-不一定非得认识这个人 -闭嘴 -But you don't have to know these ones? -Oh, shut up.
好奇问问 I'm just checking.
-斯慢 你想的是谁 -萨米·戴维斯 -Smug, who have you thought of? -Sammy Davis.
-小萨米·戴维斯 -因为仰慕他的自信 -Sammy Davis, Jr. -'Cause, like, for his confidence.
斯慢在通过小萨米·戴维斯的双眼看 Smug is looking through the eyes of Sammy Davis, Jr.
通过其中一个眼睛 Well, he's looking through one of them.
小萨米·戴维斯 Sammy Davis, Jr.
斯普林 Spleen?
菲德尔·卡斯特罗 Fidel Castro.
好 菲德尔·卡斯特罗 Okay. Fidel Castro.
杰克呢 Jack?
-纳尔逊·曼德拉 -非常好 -Nelson Mandela. -Good choice.
非常好 纳尔逊·曼德拉 Nice one. Nelson Mandela.
特拉维斯 Travis?
甘地 Gandhi.
-很好 -很好 埃里克 -Good one. -Nice one. Eric?
埃里克·坎通纳 埃里克国王 Eric Cantona. King Eric.
-当然是他 -史上最好的球员 -Of course. -Best footballer ever lived.
-不错不错 -选的好 很好 -Good man. Good man. -Good call, good call.
-我来说说 -你呢 膘哥 -I'll tell you what -What about you, meatballs?
我 Me?
蓝眼睛老人 Old blue eyes.
弗兰克·西纳特拉先生 Mr Frank Sinatra.
我要模仿弗兰克·西纳特拉 I'm gonna emulate Frank Sinatra.
我们可以来个二重奏 Hey, we could do a duet.
好了 看看屋子里都是谁 Right, what a room we've got here.
多么奇妙的房间 What a fantastic room.
小萨米·戴维斯 菲德尔·卡斯特罗 Sammy Davis, Jr, Fidel Castro,
甘地, 纳尔逊·曼德拉 Gandhi, Nelson Mandela,
埃里克·坎通纳和蓝眼睛弗兰克·西纳特拉 Eric Cantona and old blue eyes himself, Mr Frank Sinatra.
千载难逢的时刻 Eh? What a year that was.
你在抱着温妮 You got hold of Winnie, now?
我想看到温妮 I need to see Winnie.
温妮 Winnie.
你在这 过来做完 膘哥 Here you are, come on, finish off over here, meatballs.
-埃里克 这是什么 -我的信 别动 -Eric, what's this, mate? -Fucking, my letters. Do you mind?
你打开过吗 是你的信吗 埃里克 Have you not opened them? Are they yours, Eric?
他看我的信干嘛 请你放下 What is he looking at me letters for? Can you put them down, please?
过来坐下 继续练习 Come and sit down. Let's carry on with this exercise.
杰克 你他妈干嘛 Jack, what are you doing, for fuck's sake?
这些是你的信吗 打开过吗 也许是账单 Are they yours? Have you not opened them? They might be bills.
操他妈的怎么回事 Oh, for crying out bleeding loud.
-埃里克 -这是什么 埃里克 -Eric. -What's this, Eric?
埃里克 怎么回事 哥们 Eric, what's going on, mate?
-岂有此理 -天啊 -Oh, for crying out loud. -Fucking hell, man.
斯普林打电话告诉伙计 Spleen, get on the phone and tell the lads.
我们明天得送出这些信 We're gonna have to deliver these tomorrow.
不完美的天才 Flawed genius, eh?
不完美的邮差 Flawed postman.
你怎么挺过来的 How's your self care, Eric?
想过自杀吗 Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
有人爱着你吗 埃里克 Who loves you, Eric?
在乎你 Takes care of you?
知道什么彻底打败我吗 我真没想过会这样 You know what knocked me for six? And I didn't fucking see this coming.
有没有做过令自己蒙羞的事情 "Have you ever done anything that you're ashamed of?"
你有过吗 Well, have you?
见鬼 Fucking hell.
咋回事 What the fuck?
真是你吗 Is that really you?
说几句法语听听 Say something in French then.
他妈的 真是你 Fucking hell, it is you.
咋回事 老兄 What the fuck, man?
你等着 我去告诉那帮小子 Wait till the fucking lads hear about this.
他们还喜欢你呢 They still fucking love ya.
是莉莉对不 It's Lily, n'est-ce pas?
我不能说她的名字 I can't say her name.
我不想说她 埃里克 I don't like to talk about her, Eric.
说出来 Say it.
我不能 I can't.
你必须要面对 是不是 You have to face this. Right?
-我不能 -你能 -I can't. -Yes, you can.
莉莉 该死 Lily. Fuck.
全是他妈的莉莉 It's always fucking Lily.
-把箱子打开 -不 我不能 -Open the trunk. -No, I can't.
-啥意思 -不靠近危险就不能解除危险 -You what? -Without danger, we cannot get beyond danger.
开吧 Come on.
天呀 God.
老天爷呀 Oh, Jesus Christ.
天 God.
给你瞧瞧这个 Here y'are, look at that.
曼彻斯特二人组赢得50年代舞蹈比赛冠军 "Manchester duo win '50s dance competition."
1979年 7月19号 19th of July, 1979.
30年前 Thirty years ago.
那时候就喜欢跳摇滚 Used to love dancing. Rock 'n' roll.
穿上摇滚服 梳摇滚发型 You know, putting all the gear on and doing the hair.
这是我们赢得冠军那晚的照片 That's a picture from the night we won the contest.
-美妙的夜晚 -是啊 -A great night. -Ah, yes.
还穿着蓝色麂皮舞鞋 What a pair of blue suede shoes.
对 蓝色麂皮舞鞋 Yeah, blue suede shoes.
从美国邮购过来的 花了我一周的薪水 Hey, they got sent from america. Cost me a week's wages they did.
不知道现在啥样了 I wonder what happened to them.
有时候 美好的记忆 You know, sometimes the beautiful memories...
是难以割舍的 这就是人生 ...Are the most toughest of them all. C'est la vie.
生命中不能承受之轻 They're the hardest to deal with. C'est la vie.
当时那主意真蠢 It was a daft idea, really.
主持人 从盒子里随机抽取号码 The compere, he pulled out these tickets at random from these boxes,
抽一张女孩的抽一张男孩的 One for the girls and one for the boys.
从未谋面的两人就要在舞池翩翩起舞 And you met for the first time on the dance floor.
最后 他说 19号 埃里克 是哪位 Anyway, he goes "Number 19. Eric, where are ya?"
埃里克·毕晓普 ... Eric Bishop.
我走上舞台 有点紧张 I got up on the dance floor, like, bit nervous.
与他搭伴的女士是 "And for the ladies,"
1号 莉莉·迪瓦恩 Number one. Lily Devine.
我环顾左右 然后 她姗姗而来 Then I turned round, like, she just sort of floated out,
真他妈的太美了 Absolutely fucking gorgeous.
她是表面看上去有点害羞 She looked a little bit shy, like.
实际上内心很狂野的女孩 But you could sense there was a bit of mischief in there.
她可真放得开呀 真不敢相信 我不知所措 What a dancer. I couldn't believe it. She left me standing.
弄得我晕头转向 I was like, "oh, what's going on here?"
但到第2首曲子 瑞克·尼尔森的《相见恨晚》 But the second one, second number was, it's late by Ricky Nelson.
我才缓过神来 I was ready for her then.
乐队开始演奏 And the band start playing.
我跟你说 And I'll tell you what,
我带着她左转右转 抛上抛下 甩出去 I was chucking her about and flipping her and tossing her everywhere.
她飞快地就转了回来 She just kept coming back faster than ever.
她非常信任我 你懂我的意思吗 It was like she fucking trusted me, you know what I mean?
我不明白 I don't know.
我不明白 I don't know if it was, like,
是那天的舞蹈冠军让我们关系更近 The dancing or whatever that just brought us closer together, but...
还是那天夜晚充满神奇 It was just like one of those magic nights
那天的感觉我再也没有过 That you know you're never gonna have again.
有时候我们什么都不干 Sometimes we didn't do anything,
只是坐在那儿 凝视对方的眼睛 We just sat there and just held each other's eyes.
除了莉莉·迪瓦恩 我从没对别的女人那样 I've never done that with anyone else, except Lily Devine.
30年后 你还是不能面对她 难以置信 And 30 years later, you can't even face her. Incroyable, non?
发生了许多误会 Well, a lot of mistakes have been made.
往事如烟 A lot of water under the bridge.
你能想象的出那种感觉吗 Can you imagine being asked by your daughter
自己闺女要你每天和前妻碰一面 To meet your ex-wife on a daily basis,
而你俩这30年几年里几乎再未蒙面 When you've hardly seen her for three decades?
再过几周我就要毕业了 Well, I'm just a few weeks off graduation and I'm...
我要努力写毕业论文 我的进度远远落后了 I'm struggling. I am way behind with my dissertation. And if...
完成不了 我就毕不了业 Lf I don't finish it, I can't graduate.
带戴茜写论文很难 And it's been difficult with Daisy.
我这两天一直在想 现在你每天5点整 So I was just wondering, when you pick her up from nursery,
从托儿所把她接回来送到我这儿 Instead of bringing her back to mine at 5:00, like you normally do,
您能不能帮我再带她1个小时 到6点 Can you keep her for just one more hour till 6:00?
当然可以 没问题 对不 宝宝 Yeah, course I can. No problem, Daisy, eh?
好极了 那我就可以在图书馆学到10点了 Brilliant. That means I can study in the library till 10:00.
-不必担心 -怎么了 -Oh, don't worry about it. -Ah, what's that?
-爷爷会好好照顾你的 -爸 帮我拿包 -You're no problem to your granddad. -Here you are, Dad.
-怎么样 -妈妈抱 宝宝 -Are you, eh? -Come here, chicken. Ah, chicken.
-怎么了宝贝 -姥爷来拿奶瓶 -Hello. What's the matter? Eh? -Let's get your bottle for ya.
坐这里 Oh, come here.
-瞧这个 -你饿吗 -Hey, look at that. -Are you hungry?
-晒晒大太阳 -爸 -Look at the sunshine, eh. -Oh, cheers, Dad.
-她习惯用奶瓶吗 -吃吧 -She ready for this? -Here you go.
你想让我把她送到哪儿去 So where do you want us to drop her then?
-妈妈那里 -天呀 萨姆 -At Mum's. -Oh, for god's sake, Sam.
我很多年都没见你妈了 I've hardly seen your mother for years.
我带你这么些年里 老天爷作证 Most of your life, for christ's sake.
-别让我去见她 -爸 -Don't ask me to do that, love. -Dad.
-我不能 现在不行...-你俩都应该释怀了 -I can't, not now, it's just... -You've both moved on.
没什么大不了的 It doesn't make sense any more.
-我跟妈说了 她不介意 -她说什么了 -I spoke to mam and she don't mind. -Well, what did she say?
简单问候几句 Well, it's practical, by far the easiest.
她说什么了 What did she say?
她说能再看见你很好 She said it might be good to see you again, catch up.
跟我说说她都说什么了 萨姆 Just tell me exactly what she said, Sam.
她说真的没任何关系了 She said it doesn't really matter anymore.
是你问的 爸 Well, you asked, Dad.
就5个词 Five words.
没任何关系 "It doesn't really matter anymore."
就是她说的 That's what she said.
这话比怨恨更糟糕 Now that is worse than hatred.
对 更严重 Oui. Much worse.
谢谢 Oh, well, thanks a lot.
我看见她时 And then when I saw her...
她保养得很好 She'd really taken care of herself.
发型 姿态 各个方面 Her hair, the way she stood, everything.
该死 Fuck.
让你想起了你和莉莉 萨姆小的时候 对不 Brought it all back? You, Lily and baby Sam?
对 Oh, god, yeah.
宛如昨天 将近30年了 Like it was yesterday. Nearly 30 years.
我真没用 I'm fucked.
对 Oui.
正确地来讲 朋友 Right with you, mon ami.
我建议你从附近最高的楼上跳下去 So I suggest a jump off the nearest block of flats.
饱汉子不知道饿汉子饥 你行呀 Oh, it's all right for you. Flawed genius bastard.
踢沙滩足球 重要人物 结交的都是名人 Playing beach football. Vip. Celebrity pals.
还操有一口法国口音 You've even got a fucking french accent.
再瞧我 干巴巴老光棍一个 Eh, look at me. Scrawny little fuck.
你什么都有 老兄 什么都有 You've got it all, mate. All of it.
你觉得我的朋友也比你的朋友好吗 You think my friends are better than yours?
所有一切都从我的指缝中流走 It's all just slipping through me fingers.
朋友看不起我 The lads look through me.
我甚至看不起自己 And I can't even trust meself.
我感觉 I feel like...
自己在天上飘着 向下看自己 I feel like I'm floating and I'm looking down on meself,
就像一只脏兮兮老流浪狗四处徘徊 Wandering round like a scabby old fucking dog.
什么 What? What?
预知所有的危险的人 永远无法远航 He that forecasts all perils will never sail the seas.
怕掷骰子 永远得不到6点 He that is afraid to shake the dice will never throw a six.
不入虎穴 焉得虎子 If you do not enter a tiger's den, you cannot get his cubs.
操你的圣人语录 Oh, stick your proverbs up your fucking arse.
这话用法语怎么说的 How do you say that in French?
-啥 -这很不好 -Huh? -That's not very nice.
去你妈的的处事门道 I'm fucking up to here with your philosophy.
我他妈的连老婆都不敢见呢 I'm still getting over the fucking seagulls one, for christ's sakes.
机会比我们想象的要多 Always got more choices than we think.
一直如此 Always.
比如说呢 Yeah, like what?
改头换面 A shave.
我不能面对她 Oh, I can't face her. Right?
你能 Yes, you can.
对吧 Right?
-埃里克 -克里茜 -Eric. -Chrissie.
不 莉莉 我是你第一个老婆 No. Lily. Your first wife.
对不起 我有点紧张 Yeah. Sorry, just a bit nervous.
半小时前我喂过了一次 She fed about half-hour ago.
密封罐里有水果浆 There's fruit puree in the tupperware.
-尿片在里面 -太好了 -The nappies are underneath. -Amazing.
围嘴也在里面 Oh, and the bibs are underneath.
渴了就拿水瓶喂她 And there's a bottle of water in case she needs it.
太好了 Fantastic.
-你没事吧 埃里克 -没事 -Are you okay, Eric? -Yeah, fine. Fine.
那天我很抱歉 I'm sorry about the other day.
我有点晕头涨脑的 It's just that I had a bit of a dizzy spell.
没睡好 但是 我很好 很好 Hadn't slept right. But, yeah, I'm fine, fine.
-英勇善战 -很好 -Fighting fit. -Good.
那么一会儿是你把她送到我家 So are you okay for dropping her at my place later -
-还是来这儿接头 -怎么方便怎么来 -Or would you rather meet back here? -Whatever's easiest.
不过6个礼拜 不是吗 It's only six weeks, isn't it?
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean it like that. I just...
-一起喝杯茶吗 -为什么事 -Fancy a cup of tea, Lily? -Why?
埃里克 为了女儿咱们好好处 其它算了 Look, Eric, let's just try and get through this the best we can for Sam.
一会见吧 埃里克 I'll see you later, Eric.
-好的 会儿见 -拜拜 宝贝 -Okay. See you. -Bye-bye, gorgeous.
你好呀 Hello.
瑞安 谈谈行吗 Ryan, can I have a word, please?
瑞安门口那是啥玩意 Ryan, what the fuck is that out there?
大体上看 像是台水泥搅拌器 Just a rough guess, but it looks like a cement mixer.
我知道是台水泥搅拌器 Yeah, I can see it's a cement mixer, Ryan.
-他妈的在这儿搅什么 -冷静一点不行吗 -What the fuck is it doing there? -It's just chilling there for a bit.
你以为这能干什么 还能开卡丁车吗 What else do you think it is, a fucking go-kart?
-友好点呗 -是不是你偷得 -Just having a bud. -You've nicked it, haven't ya? Eh?
-说谁偷得 -我没偷 -Who's nicked it? -I haven't nicked it.
-是你偷得 -我没偷 -You've nicked it. -I haven't nicked it.
那从哪里弄来的 肯定是偷得 Where's it come from? You've nicked it.
好好 我一会儿收拾 别激动 Right, well, I'll get it sorted. Just chill out.
赶快搬走 Yeah, well, get it shifted now, please, will ya?
我有空就搬 Look, I'll do it when I can.
等等 你们去哪儿 Hang on a minute. Where you going?
-看比赛 -对 一起来吧 埃里克 -Going to the match. -Yeah. Coming, Eric?
-满意了吧 -你去哪儿 什么比赛 -You got everything? -Where you going? The match?
曼联对巴塞罗那 Man U versus Barcelona.
就不能看看店吗 Watch the shopping, will you?
埃里克 下次我试着给你搞张票 Eric, next time I'll try and get you a ticket.
扎克是组织者 Zac's a main player.
他搞到球场上最好的看台 He's got probably one of the best boxes in the stadium.
-别默默唧唧了 哥们儿 -喝点酒消消愁 -Come on, lad, stop fucking about. -Champagne, the works.
-你会喜欢的 -快 我们得走了 -You'd love it. -Oi, come on. We've gotta go. Come on.
你怎么还叼着烟 扔掉 Where are you going with that? Get rid of it.
他妈的 What the fuck?
该死 Oh, fucking hell!
我他妈的工作服 Oh, shit! Fucking work coat!
混蛋 天煞的 Bastard! Oh, for fuck's sake!
该死 该死 真他妈的该死 Fucking hell! Fuck, fuck, fucking hell!
杰克·毕晓普 开五金店的 Jack Bishop. Ironmonger.
你父亲 Your father.
关系好吗 Were you close?
他有次错怪我了 Well, he sat on me by mistake once.
我离开她一周后收到了这张卡片 She sent me this a week after I left her.
我不能比现在更爱你了 "I can't love you any more than this.
莉莉 "Lily."
我从来没有给她回过信 I never ever answered her.
时间越久 误会越深 And the longer I left it, the worse it was.
就不能再回头了 And then there was just no going back.
跟她说实话 So tell her the truth.
一无所有的人你还指望能说什么呢 What can you say to someone who's just laid their heart out on a plate?
就像那时候 让我再看看 It's just like there. Let's have a look at that.
去他妈的 You know what, fuck it. Fuck it.
我就是无法面对 There's just no way I'm gonna get through this.
我不能天天都去见她 I can't meet her every day.
我只能来来回回绕来绕去 I'll just end up back at that fucking round about going round.
你应该和她谈谈 You must speak to her.
-我不行 -你不行 那就写给她 -I can't. -You can't. So write to her.
我不会表达 I haven't got any words. And...
埃里克 Eric?
开门 Eric!
出来 一起出去喝酒啊 Come on, we're going for a pint. Come on.
去吧 埃里克 有朋友真好 Go on Eric. You are a lucky man.
-快点 -快 埃里克 振作起来 -Come on, mate... -Come on, Eric, shake yourself.
好的好的 我来了 别敲了 这就下来 All right, all right. I'm coming! Stop banging! I'm on me way down now!
去他妈的 Fucking hell.
-不要忘带钱包 -知道 -Don't forget your wallet. -All right.
哥们儿 哪队的球衣 Hey up, hey up. What's the shirt, mate?
FC联 平民俱乐部 Fc united, mate. People's club.
别把我这个老平民忘了 Wouldn't wipe my arse on that, pal.
斯普林坐 当心老天爷让你得心脏病 Sit down, Spleen. You're gonna have a heart attack, for god's sake.
快他妈的把酒给我 Fucking give us that pint.
小子你跑了 把我们都甩了 Listen, pal. You run off and left us.
他们甩了我 They left me.
谁甩了你 联队吗 历史上最有名的球队 Who left you? United? The most famous team in history.
联队有3亿球迷 We got over 300 million fans.
-我们甩了你吗 -对 -And we left you? -Yes.
我跟你说过 有个家伙说过 离开老婆 I told you this before, right? A bloke once said, "leave your wife
可以换个老婆 You can change your wife,
可以换政治观点 换宗教信仰 "Change your politics, change your religion.
但是 自己最喜欢的球队永远不变 "But never, never can you change your favourite football team."
对 我们是小人物 但是你知道不 Yeah, all right, we may be small. We may be small. But you know what?
愿为30块银子把我们都出卖了 Can sell us out for 30 pieces of silver.
因为猪头教练就在这儿 No, 'cause the fat bastard's sat there.
我们的球队 Our club.
我跟你说 以前的联队是这个样子的 And I'll tell you what, that's what they said about united.
-1878 对不 -没错 -1878, weren't it, eh? -Yes.
曾经叫牛顿希斯队 铁路工人的球队 Newton heath they were called. Lowly railway men. Eh? What about that?
你把自己球队的历史忘得一干二净了 You're pissing on your own history, you know that?
没忘 我一直记着呢 No, it's still there. Still there. It's all in the heart.
一直在这儿 It's still there.
永不消失 We'll never die, pal, us.
他狗嘴里吐不出象牙 你到底要说什么 He never fucking goes, judge, anyway. What you talking about?
我跟你说 事实上没什么秘密 Yeah, but i've told him, there's no secret in the fact.
我承担不起 养孩子就够难的了 I can't afford it. I can't afford to take the kids.
一语中的 蠢货 Exactly. That's the point, Innit, you daft git.
停车场说明一切 Car parks don't lie!
-没有 -你看看 现在看看 -They don't. -You have a look. Have a look now.
比赛那天停车场是什么样的 What kind of car parks in there on a match day?
没有一辆我们能买得起的 Not the kind of cars we can afford.
有几个你认识的邮递员去看比赛 How many postmen you know go to the game?
我们只能骑个破车前面插个箱子走街串巷 We're going on bikes with fucking baskets on the front.
没薪水的人不会担心天会不会塌下来 Won't pay glazer or work for sky still sing "city's gonna die"
2个联队核心不变 Two uniteds but the soul is one as the
巴斯比的孩子永远向前 Busby babes carry on carry on
-你真虚伪 -什么 -Hypocrites, you are. -You what?
看你就像个广告牌 胸前印着赞助商的名字 Walking adverts. Look at you. Just sponsors' names on your chests.
我们胸前没有赞助商 我们像巴塞伦纳一样 We don't have sponsors on our chest. We're like Barcelona.
-啥 -西班牙人 -What? -Spanish.
-谁会赞助你呢 -你周二晚上就坐那儿 -Who would sponsor you? -You're sat there on a Tuesday night.
周二那天晚上 Tuesday night.
你就把五六千万英镑投到爱德华兹的口袋里 You're the fuckers who put 50, 60 million quid in Edwards' pocket.
填满默尔多的口袋 Filling Murdoch's fucking pockets.
你他妈的要干什么 What the fuck are you doing here?
你他妈的都不知道自己干什么 You fucking don't know what you're doing.
-真让我恶心 -坐 他妈的闭嘴 -You make me sick. -Sit down and shut the fuck up.
-我走了 我要走了 -去你娘的 -I'm going. I'm going! -Fuck off!
比赛刚刚开始 你这蠢猪 The game's just starting, you fucking knob.
-回来 膘哥 -一会儿见 -Come on, meatballs. -Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.
你要去哪里 溜狗啊 Where are you going, to walk your dog?
-太他妈天才了 -程度不同 这个 -Fucking brilliant, innit? -Different class, that.
这儿 这儿 这儿 我们把他引进来 Hey, here are, here are, here are. Let's get him at it here. Here are.
进球 Goal!
谁进的 谁进的 谁进的 Who scored? Who scored? Who scored?
一群混蛋 Fucking twats.
我告诉你多少次这件破事 How many times I told you about fucking about with shit?
-我没做什么破事 -那你在做正事? -I'm not fucking about. -We're fucking trying to do some serious work.
没做破事是吧 You're not fucking about?
-没做破事是吧 -没有 -You're not fucking about? -No.
我没有做破事 你听到没 我不做破事 I'm not fucking about. d'you hear me? I'm not fucking about.
看起来是破事吗 Does this look like I'm fucking about?
-不像 -不是 -No. -No?
把这玩意从你的花园里搞出去 Get that shit out your fucking garden.
别看我 Don't look at me.
滚进这所破房子里去吧 小赤佬 Just get in the fucking house, you little prick.
你还好吗 You all right?
记得我们曾经无话不谈吗 Remember we used to be able to talk about anything?
现在说这个太晚了 Bit late for that now.
他想从你那得到什么 What does he want from ya?
-谁 -你车里那个人 -Who? -Your mate in the car.
没什么 Nothing.
很好 对我来说很好 Good. Good to me.
是啊 太好了 所以他给了你一拳 Yeah. So good he gives you a smack, eh?
难道现在朋友们是这样相处的 Is that what friends do these days?
你根本不认识他 他就是这种人 You don't even know him. It's sorted.
是啊 我以前跟朋友们都是嘻嘻哈哈的 Yeah. I used to have a laugh with my friends.
我跟他们也嘻嘻哈哈的 I have a laugh with them.
瑞安 我想帮你 你不能一直这样下去 Look, ryan, I wanna help, mate. You can't go on like this.
你打算怎么帮 埃里克 What are you gonna do, Eric?
-饼干 伙计... -是这个 -Brownie, mate... Yeah... -Is it?
好了 来吧 孩子们 天已经晚了 Right, come on, lads. It's getting late now.
我想你的朋友该回家 杰西 I think it's time your mates went home, Jess.
我觉得就是这个 你知道 I think it is, you know.
-那这是谁 -Who is this, then?
杰西 走吧 我明天要上班 你要上学 -Jess, come on, I've got work tomorrow and you've got school.
我们把它收起来 Let's wrap it up, eh.
最多再给你五分钟 好么 Five more minutes and that's it, yeah?
五分钟 我是说真的 Five more minutes, I mean it.
滚你的 Fucking hell.
你必须说不 You must say no.
不 No.
来吧 说出来 Come on, say it.
不 No.
用法语 In french.
不 Non.
就好像你是认真的 不 Like you mean it. Non!
-不 -再说 再说 再说 不 -Non. -More, more, more. Non!
不 Non!
-不 -不 -Non! -Non!
从心底里 不 From your balls. Non!
-不 不 不 -不 不 不 -Non! Non! Non! -Non! Non! Non!
-不 不 -不 -Non! Non! -Non!
-不 不 不 -不 不 不 -Non! Non! Non! Non! -Non! Non! Non!
不 不 不 Non! Non! Non!
不 不 不 不 Non! Non! Non! Non!
不 不 不 不 不 Non! Non! Non! Non! Non!
老爸 你还好吗 Dad? Are you all right?
不 Non.
记得诺丁汉森林吗 Remember Nottingham Forest?
不 No.
拜托 吉格斯占据了角落 Oh, come on. Giggs takes the corner.
他带球过去 你就在那等着 He bangs it over. You're there waiting.
-嘭 就这么进了 -不 不 -Bang, in it goes. -No, no.
哦 曼城 Oh, Man city.
休斯在坎切尔斯基右翼 Hughes down the right wing to kanchelskis.
坎切尔斯基带球过人 你就等在那 Kanchelskis chips it over. You're there waiting.
嘭 你看起来那么随意 直接进球 Bang, casual as you like. Straight in.
不 No.
阿森纳 贝克汉姆带球过人 Arsenal. Beckham crosses it over.
他们的防守跑了出来 Their defender comes out,
头球撞开 你看到球过来 Heads it away. You see it coming.
后退一步半 以调整弹距 Take a step and half back to accommodate the bounce.
嘭 在截击的半路 进球 Bang, on the half volley. Straight in.
希曼都不知道是什么打到了他 Seaman didn't know what hit him.
-拜托了 -不是这个 -Come on. -Not that one.
神啊 给我勇气吧 Oh, god, give me strength.
-早上好 埃里克 -早上好 亲爱的 -Morning, Eric. -Morning, love.
-电梯能用吗 -不能 恐怕又坏了 -Are the lifts working? -No. Knackered again, I'm afraid.
这礼拜第三次了 Third time this week.
但一定很奇妙吧 Must have been amazing though.
6万人看着你 欢呼着 吟诵着你的名字 Sixty thousand people watching ya. Cheering. Chanting your name.
-很吓人 其实 -你 被吓到? -Scary, yeah. -You, scared?
-是的 -永远不可能 -Yeah. -Never.
害怕他们会停止 Scared it might stop.
我喜欢给观众惊喜 你知道吗 I loved to surprise the crowd, you know?
每时每刻 每次球赛 我都试着送上大礼 Every time, in every game, I tried to offer them a gift.
有时候不起作用 但当它起作用时... Sometimes it didn't work, but then when it did...
-永远留在我们脑海中 -没错 -In our minds forever. -Yeah.
但我首先得给自己惊喜 冒一点险 But I had to surprise myself first. Take a risk.
你知道 这取决于你为自己定下的极限 You know, it depends on the limits you set yourself.
安全地踢球 不要风险 Play safe, no risk.
你明白吗 You know?
记得桑德兰那次 Remember Sunderland?
是的 那次美极了 绝妙 Ah, that was a beauty. Magnifique.
就像一场芭蕾 一场舞蹈 It was like a ballet. A dance.
那次进球激励了我好几个月 Kept me going for months that goal.
险险挤过几个防守队员 麦克莱尔 ... Squeezed past a couple of defenders. Mcclair.
这就是坎通纳 他做到了 Here's Cantona. He's done it.
这就是坎通纳的绝妙技艺 That is magnificent by Cantona.
某一瞬间它让你如此满足 以至于 It just sort of fills you up so much that you just
使人暂时忘记生命中的其他阴暗之处 Forget the rest of the shit in your life just for a few hours.
我想念球赛了 我 I miss the games, me.
在赛场上 只要能力所及 你可以做到任何事 Only place where you can go where you can let
不必担心进监狱地 撕扯 大喊大叫大笑 Rip without getting arrested. shout, scream, laugh.
-是啊 甚至大哭 -是啊 -Yeah. Even cry. -Yeah.
还有看英国男人们接吻 And see englishmen kiss.
我是说 I mean,
还有哪你能跟所有的伙伴们一起嘶吼着高歌呢 Where else can you sing at the top of your voice with all your mates?
那是我最想念的 That's what I really miss.
从我上次参加球赛到现在有十年了 It's gotta be a good 10 years now since I last went to a game.
好吧 永远的最美的时光? All right. Sweetest moment ever?
不是哪次进球 It wasn't a goal.
-一定是个进球 埃里克 -不 -It's gotta be a goal, Eric. -No.
拜托 最后一刻 足总杯 对抗利物浦 Come on. Last minute. FA cup final against Liverpool.
贝克汉姆占据了角落 守门员跑了出来 Beckham takes a corner. The goalie runs out.
一拳把球击开 击中地面反弹 撞到你的胸 He punches it away. It hits your chest. Hits the floor on its way up.
嘭 你直接把它撞入球网 Bang, you just whack it right in the net.
不 No.
温布尔顿 一定是温布尔顿 Wimbledon. It's gotta be Wimbledon.
你向球奔去 球来了 You're going towards the ball. The ball's coming in.
你推测了它的轨道 它的角度 You're sussing out the trajectory of it, the angle of it.
它的旋转 当时的风向 The spin on it. The way the wind's blowing.
还有风速 每件事 你探出右脚 The speed of the wind. Everything. You stick your right foot out.
在半空中停滞 它弹到离手臂一英尺处 You stop it in mid-flight. It bounces up about a foot off your leg.
你后退 把它撞进网 世界上最完美的截击 You come back, you whack it in. The most perfect volley in the world.
它进了 一定是一个进球 一定是 埃里克 In it goes. It's a goal. It's gotta be a goal, Eric.
是一次过人 It was a pass.
-一次过人 -没错 -A pass? -Yeah.
我的天啊 在对抗热刺队时传给埃尔文 My god. To Irwin against Spurs. Yes!
太妙了 Beautiful.
我知道他有多厉害 左右脚都是 I know how clever he was. Left, right-footed.
一闪而来 我只用脚外侧轻轻推了球一下 Came in a flash. I just flicked it with the outside of my boot.
大家都没想到 Surprised everyone.
他接了球 我的心跳骤增 He took it in his stride and my heart soared.
一个礼物 A gift.
是啊 就像给赠给伟大的足球之神 Yeah, like an offering to the great god of football.
万一他没接到呢 What if he'd have missed?
你必须信任你的队友 永远信任 You have to trust your teammates. Always.
否则 我们就会输球 If not, we are lost.
你被禁赛的时候一定很难熬 It must have been tough on you when you got banned.
九个月 那些混蛋 那个混球活该如此 Nine months? The bastards. That twat got what he deserved.
我只能努力工作 知道吗 深刻挖掘自己 I had to work hard, you know? Dig deep inside.
我孤独一人时只能寻找一些东西填补自己 I needed something to fill me up when I was on my own.
一些目标 你知道 Something to aim for, you know?
真搞笑 不是吗 It's funny, innit?
有时候我们忘记了你只是一个人 Sometimes we forget that you're just a man.
我不是一个人 I'm not a man.
我是坎通纳 I am Cantona.
那你做了些什么让自己继续前进 So what did you do to keep yourself going?
我学了小号 I learn the trumpet.
-小号 -是啊 -A trumpet? -Yeah.
-你在胡说八道吧 -没有 真的 -You're taking the piss now, Eric. -No. True.
听着 Listen.
什么 What?
埃里克 我很抱歉 Hi, Eric. I'm sorry about this.
很抱歉我就这样冒昧的登门 I'm sorry to just call on you like this,
但你的手机关机了 But your mobile's switched off.
我妈妈摔了一跤 我得带她去急诊室 Me mum's had a bit of a fall and I'm gonna have to whip her up to a and e.
你能帮我照顾戴茜几个小时吗 Can you take Daisy for a couple of hours?
-只有几个小时 我会来这接她 -好的 好的 -Just for a couple of hours, while I get her up there. -Yeah. Yeah.
当然 Of course.
你能拿一下婴儿车吗 我能进来吗 -Can you grab the pram? Can I come in?
好的 对不起 好的 -Yeah, sorry, yeah.
-进来吧 进来吧 我没干什么 -好了 -Come in, come in. I wasn't thinking. -Cheers.
我正准备泡茶 直接到厨房去吧 I'm just making tea. Come straight through to the kitchen.
我没怎么收拾 莉莉 直接穿过去吧 I've not tidied up in there yet, Lily. Just come straight through.
那么 你的钟点工呢 埃里克 So, butler on holiday, Eric?
还是你解雇了他 Or have you sacked him?
你知道 两个青春期的男孩在一起什么样 Well, you know how it is with two teenage lads.
-天啊 -我反正打算开始了 -Oh, my god. -I'll make a start on it anyway.
宝贝 宝贝 Hey, hello, baby. Hello.
萨姆会去找别人的 Sam's gonna have to find somebody else.
-莉莉 -对不起 对不起 -Lily. -Sorry. Sorry.
莉莉 别就这样跑掉 莉莉 Lily, don't run off like this. Lily.
莉莉 等等 Lily, wait.
杰西 杰西 Jess? Jess!
-怎么了 -过来一下 -What, man? -Come here.
-你的自行车呢 在后院 -Where's your bike? -It's in the backyard.
好 听着 帮我照顾戴茜一会 Right, listen. Look after Daisy for me for a while, right?
-你什么意思 -总之照顾她一会 -What do you mean? -Just look after her.
-老爸 我照顾不了婴儿 -那就学着 -Dad, I can't look after a baby. -Yeah, well, learn.
老爸 我不知道怎么照顾 怎么照顾 Dad, I don't know how to. What do I do?
她在哭 老爸 老爸 She's crying, Dad. Dad!
你妈妈怎么样 How's your mum?
我哥哥把她带去医院了 她很好 My brother took her to hospital. She's fine.
-只不过是严重擦伤了 -听着 -She's just badly bruised. -Look...
我只是觉得我... I just thought i...
我觉得我最好解释一下 真的 I thought I'd better explain, really.
-解释 -是的 -Explain? -Yeah.
解释 Explain?
我当时只有21岁 埃里克 I was just 21, Eric.
我生了你的孩子 I had your baby.
我爱你爱的死心塌地 I loved you to absolute pieces.
而你却离开了我 You walked out on me.
再也没有回来 Never come back.
而你留下我一个人独自抚养孩子 And you left me to raise a child on my own.
你想听我解释我每晚是如何哭着入睡的吗 Do you want me to explain how I cried myself to sleep every night?
我觉得仿佛不再完整 How I fell apart.
不得不重新建立自己的生活 And I had to rebuild my life.
走吧 埃里克·毕晓普 Just go, Eric Bishop.
因为我不在乎了 Because I don't care.
她恨你 对吗 She hates you. Right?
现在我们得去什么地方 Now we are going somewhere.
我们哪也不去 Well, we're going nowhere.
我是说 她是对的 我完全疯了 I mean, she's right, I've totally flipped.
我们都他妈的是老头老太了 We're both fucking grandparents.
什么 What?
听着 我有点受够了这些狗屁 Look, I'm getting a bit fed up with all this bullshit, right.
-好吧 我不翻译了 -我无所谓 -Okay. I don't translate. -Oh, that's fine with me.
操他妈的 什么意思 Oh, fuck it. What does it mean?
-拜托 告诉我们 -不 -Oh, come on, tell us. -No.
听着 你不能说了一半又假装没说过 Oh, look. You can't just say it and then just forget about it like that.
我不想成为负担 I will not be a burden.
你可不是负担 老兄 你知道的 Oh, you're not a burden, mate, you know that.
你在这很受欢迎 你怎么可能是负担 You're welcome here any time. There's no way you're a burden.
就告诉我们那是什么意思吧 Just tell us what it means.
最高贵的复仇就是原谅 The noblest vengeance is to forgive.
她能原谅我 She might forgive me?
靠 是莉莉 Shit. It's Lily.
在酒吧见 你知道是哪一个 现在 "Meet me in the pub. You know which one. Now."
见鬼的 Fucking hell.
我告诉你了 I told you.
莉莉 你想喝点什么吗 Hi, Lily. Would you like a drink?
-只要半杯苹果酒 谢谢 -好的 -I'll just have half a cider, please. -Okay.
-能要半杯苹果酒吗 谢谢 -当然 -Can I have, half a cider, please? -Yeah, sure.
来了 There you go.
一如往日 Seems like yesterday.
是啊 很难有所改变 不是吗 I know. It's hardly changed, has it?
但我们变了 But we have.
我真的很怕跟你提起这些 你知道 莉莉 I'm really scared about opening all this up, you know, Lily.
告诉我 埃里克 我需要知道 Just tell me, Eric. I need to hear this.
-告诉我吧 -好 -Just tell me. -Okay.
第一次是在萨姆的受洗派对上 记得吗 The first time it happened was at Sam's christening party. Remember?
一开始我以为是因为太热 烟雾缭绕 At first I thought it was just too hot, too smoky.
你知道 屋里人太多了 You know, too many people in the same room.
那些握手啊 拍背啊 All that hand-shaking and back-slapping.
"你现在有什么计划 小子" "换球了 小子" "What's your plans now, son?" "Different ball game now, son."
他们不停不停不停地说着 一遍又一遍 On and on and on they went, again and again.
然后那个老男人走了过来 Then the old man come over.
没有从背后拍人 No back-slapping from him.
只有一双锐利的小眼睛和急促的声音 Just them hard little eyes and that clipped tongue of his.
我看到你在角落里 喂这萨姆 And I saw you in the corner with Sam, you were feeding her.
我记得 因为你给了我一个飞吻 I remember 'cause you blew me a kiss.
但不知为何 这让他很生气 But for some reason, that made him mad.
然后他似乎从背后一把抓住我脖子 And he sort of grabs me on the back of
就像从小他常常对我做的那样 The neck like he used to do when I was a kid.
把我前前后后的推着 Shoving me backwards and forwards like a
像那种狗屁竞赛节目里主持人对待参赛者 Fucking game show host with a contestant.
"见鬼的吻 我等着瞧你们能好多久" "Fucking kisses? Let's see how long that lasts."
"你有上大学的才智" "You had the brains to go to college."
"现在我们看看你是什么做的" "Now we'll see what you're made of."
"你自己做的事 自己承担后果" "You've made your bed now, son, you can lie on it. "
感觉像我的脑袋套在塑料袋里什么的 Felt like me head was in a plastic bag or something.
然后他开始不停的用小短手戳我 Then he started prodding me with that stubby little fucking finger of his.
我觉得...我觉得好像浮起来了 I felt like... I felt like I was floating off.
就好像慢慢离开自己的身体 It was like I was coming out of me own body.
我飞到天花板上 从上向下看着自己 I was up there stuck on the fucking ceiling looking down at meself.
埃里克·毕晓普和杰克·毕晓普 Eric Bishop with Jack Bishop,
五金商 慢慢戳着我 Ironmonger, prodding me in slow motion.
你去哪 Hey, where you going?
这只是一次恐慌 埃里克 It was a panic attack, Eric.
这比你想象的要正常 They're more common than you think.
我是说 我们在诊所多少都会经历这个 I mean, we come across it more or less all the time at the clinic.
我当时不知道是什么 I didn't know what it was.
大概半小时后 我平静下来 回来了 About half an hour later, when I'd calmed down, I came back.
我进来然后开始装模作样 I came in and I just put an act on.
而你知道吗 从那以来我一直在装模作样 And you know what? I've been doing that ever since.
装模作样 Putting an act on.
那你为什么不告诉我 But why couldn't you tell me?
我只是假装忘记 后来我自己都忘了 I just blanked it out. Even from meself.
我吓坏了 I was terrified.
我以为我会像迈克尔叔叔 挥舞球棒 I thought I am going to fucking bats like me uncle Michael.
过了一会 我看到你在喂萨姆 Later on, I'd see you feeding sam.
然后 我无法解释 只是觉得不能承担 And I don't know, I can't explain it, but I just couldn't handle it.
我只是不能承担 这把我吓坏了 I just couldn't handle it. it freaked me out.
然后逐渐的 我开始变得害怕回家 And then it got to the problem where I was scared of going home.
害怕回到自己的窝里 Scared of going back to me own gaff.
我以为你变得冷淡了 I just thought you'd gone cold.
-不 -后悔生了孩子 -No. -Regretted the baby.
怎么可能 No way.
我只想让你摸摸我 埃里克 I just wanted you to touch me, Eric.
我觉得自己很肥 很丑 I felt fat, ugly.
衣服上总散发着奶腥味 My clothes always stinking of milk.
不 No.
而且我记得我跟你吵翻了 对吗 And I remember I had a right go at you, didn't i?
神啊 是的 Oh, god, yeah.
我都不知道自己能那样吼 I didn't know I could scream like that.
我也不知道 没什么 我不怪你 Neither did I. Mind you, I don't blame ya.
流连在外 醉酒不止 Staying out, getting drunk.
总是跟其他男孩们出去 借口 Off with the lads all the time. Excuses.
你说的所有那些谎话 All the lies you told.
我知道 I know.
这不是我离开你的理由 虽然我离开了 It's not so much the fact that I left you, which I did,
我投降 I hold me hands up.
我只是回不去了 我只是回不去了 I just couldn't get back. I just couldn't get back.
你还好吗戴茜 没错 挺好的 Are you all right, Daisy? Yes, you are.
我们这样走... Oh. There you go.
上坡坡 And up again.
-斯普林 好久不见 -你咋样啊? -Spleen, all right, mate? -How are you, mate?
-来吗? -不行啊 我得看孩子 -Are you coming? -I can't. I've got the baby, haven't I?
-埃里克 最近可好? -嘿 膘哥 -Eric. You all right, mate? -Hey, meatballs.
-最近咋样? -还行 你呢? -How's it going? How's it going? -You all right, mate?
-不错 -你好 小可爱 -Okay, yeah. -Hey, little dolly.
-她叫戴茜 -埃里克你咋想的 -Daisy. -Hey, what do you reckon, Eric?
-你好 小家伙 -好多新人 是吧? -Hiya, dolly. -Plenty of new blood, eh?
告诉你 一直在不断壮大 Tell you what. Going from strength to strength here.
-我们准备出发了 -带小东西一起来 -We're on our way. -Bring her with us.
来吗 还是? You coming or what?
-带个小孩没事儿 -放在车上就行了 -You can get on and bring kid. -Put her on the bus.
我来 我一定按时到 Hey. Yeah, I'll come, I'll come one time, yeah.
噢 不行 我和莉莉约好见面的 No, I can't. I've gotta meet Lily, haven't I?
-你要见谁? -莉莉啊 -You're gonna meet who? -Lily.
开啥玩笑呢 You're joking?
-没开玩笑 -你俩啥时候又好上了? -No, I'm not. I'm not. -When did this happen?
等等 我们只是... Hang on, we're only...
我们都得照顾戴茜 所以会见面聊一聊 We only meet and have a chat when we swap over the granddaughter, Daisy.
你还真是个老狐狸 You're a bit of a sly dog, aren't ya?
老兄 别胡说八道 神啊... Nowt to it, mate. Jesus christ, don't jump the gun here, what...
嘿 别装了 Hey, get in there, mate.
-埃里克和莉莉见面了... -闭嘴! 别嚷嚷 -Eric's meeting Lily... -Shut it! Shut up.
-埃里克和莉莉... -别给我乱嚷嚷 大家别看他 -Eric's meeting Lily... -Shut it. Shut up. Take no notice of him.
-埃里克和莉莉又好上了 -上车 赶紧的 -Eric Bishop's meeting Lily -Go on, get on your bus.
-再见啦 小多莉 -她叫戴茜 -See ya, dolly. -Daisy.
埃里克和莉莉见面咯... Eric's meeting Lily here...
好好看你的球 别说了 别说了 Listen have a good match. Shut it, shut it.
你知道吗 莉莉 You know what, Lily?
我一直很感激你 没让女儿恨我 I'll always be grateful that you never turned her against me, you know.
说实话 她跟你感情那么好我很嫉妒 To be honest, it hurt that she had so much fun with you.
无论如何 这不公平 Just didn't seem fair somehow.
是啊 所有麻烦事都摊你身上了 Well, you got all the crap, didn't you?
辅导家庭作业 听小孩抱怨 Homework. Complaints.
我只会带她去看坎通纳的比赛 I just took her to see Cantona.
也不能这么说 Yes and no.
你知道的 起先我真是恨透你了 You know something, I was so furious with you at first.
后来我开始想 And then I got to thinking,
"上帝啊 这个男人究竟在追求什么" "My god, what that man is missing."
天 是不是戴茜怎么了 Jesus, is there something wrong with Daisy?
没有啊 No.
没事 她睡得像个天使 怎么这么问 No, nothing. She's sleeping like an angel. Why?
因为...看看你俩... Why? Well, look at you together, you two.
以前从来不像这样的 This never happens.
你们刚才有谈话? Have you been talking?
不 我们就坐在这 没说什么 No, we've been sat here in silence, Sam.
我是说 你爸跟我能谈什么啊 I mean, god, what would me and your dad have to talk about?
-她又不会咬你老爸 -我知道我知道 -She ain't gonna bite you, Dad. -I know, I know.
-我只是有点被吓到了 -I'm just shocked, that's all.
我跟她就隔了六寸远 I was sat about six inches away from her.
我很想搂住她 但是我做不到 I just wanted to put me arms round her and I couldn't.
当你学会骑车或者学会踢球的时候 When you have learned how to ride a bike, how to kick a ball
一旦会了就一辈子都不会忘 It's for all your life.
在我这行不通 我已经不会拥抱别人了 Not for me, mate. I've lost it. It's all gone.
任何人都不会忘记摇滚 Nobody forgets rock 'n' roll.
我已经 我已经有很多年没碰过女人了 I haven't, you know, haven't touched anyone in years.
我都不知道该如何... I mean, I just can't.
她碰了我的胳膊 我他妈的没法动了就 She touched me on the arm. Fuck me, I just froze.
好了说够了 来聊聊足球吧 Anyway, enough of that bollocks. Let's talk about football.
跟我说说弗格森在特拉福德的事儿 他是不是... Tell us about fergie at old trafford. Is he...
字典里没有"不能"这个词 There is no such word as can't.
-我们来跳舞吧 -跳舞? -Let's dance. -Let's dance?
-我跳女的 来吧 -你跳女的? -I'm the girl. Come on. -You're the girl?
哇噢 慢着老兄 我不太明白 Whoa, fucking hang on a minute now, mate.
你搞错了吧 I think you've got the wrong end of the stick here.
哇噢哇哦哇哦 咱俩有点过了 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's just a step too far now.
好 就它 这算什么... Right, that's it. What the fuck?
咱们抽得太多了 We're smoking too much of this shit, you know.
该停了 It's gonna have to stop.
女人啊 Women.
她去打零工 多少能帮帮她妈妈 She works part time so she can help her mum.
帮帮萨姆 她做过婴儿按摩 Help sam. She does baby massage.
还在老朋友家里做过 Same at the old folks' home.
对拥有的一切她都非常珍惜 She just nourishes everything she touches.
她跟我说 Know what she told me?
"是你改变了我 埃里克" "You caused me to change, Eric.
"很多事情我本来想着会让人崩溃的" "Everything I imagined crumbled.
"我从未想到会发生在我头上" "I never expected to be on me own."
-你知道我做过什么事吗 -什么 -Do you know what I do? -What?
不 我不该跟你说这个的 No, I shouldn't be telling you this.
不 你应该告诉我莉莉 Well, you gotta tell me now, Lily. Come on.
大概是每隔三个月吧 About once every three months
我会上次网 仔细选张小床和早餐 I go on the net and I'll pick out a little bed and breakfast.
沿着河散散步什么的 You know, by a river or maybe a nice walk.
或者是去海边 有时候还会去小教堂 Even by the sea sometimes or a little church.
然后我又能振作起来继续生活 And then I just up and I go.
从不去相同的地方 很像小冒险 Never the same place, so it's always a little adventure.
-听起来挺好 -是啊 -It sounds great. -Yeah.
不过你自己去这些地方不会觉得孤独吗 Do you not get a bit lonely when you go to these places though?
不 有时候我会带个情人 No. Sometimes I take a lover.
吓到了? Shocked?
我想 这应该是无可避免的吧 Well, I suppose it's inevitable really, innit?
有可能有些外国学生 有点内向害羞的 Probablement, some lean, shy athletic foreign student
很喜欢那种成熟女老师 尤其还很温柔 Fascinated by a mature woman with gentle hands.
去你的 Fucking hell, mate,
我希望是从波士顿来的那种秃顶老怪物 I was hoping it was some bald bastard from bolton.
娘的 Fucking hell.
-老天 -这是给你的 -No way. -These are yours.
上帝啊 真不敢相信 Jesus christ, I don't believe it.
我的蓝翻皮鞋 Me blue suede shoes.
有一天我在后花园弄了个篝火晚会 I had a bonfire in the back garden one night.
我跑遍了整个屋子 Went round the house
把属于你的所有东西都捡出来 And I gathered absolutely everything that belonged to you.
我想把它们都扔了 可是 做不到 Come to throwing them on and, well, I just couldn't do it.
谢天谢地 Thank god for that.
那个夜晚很美好 That was a good night.
知道吗 最美好的夜晚 You know what? It was the best night.
我喜欢这个女人 真是喜欢 I like this woman. I like this woman a lot.
太有种了 很爷儿们 你明白吗 She has big balls. Big balls, Eric, you know?
是啊 Yeah, well,
我希望有一天她能直视我的眼睛 One day she's gonna look me straight in the eye
眼里不再有遗憾 And not feel sorry for me.
我就知足了 That's all I want.
来吧私人训练 人生新计划 第一天 Personal trainer. New regime. Day one.
-什么 来吧 -What? -Come on.
看我做 I'll show you.
先前面后侧边 对 先前面后侧面 Front and side. Yeah. Front and side.
打开 打开往右 Open it. Open yourself to the right.
接着跳起来 行吗 And with a jump. Okay?
跳 打开 Jump, open.
慢跑 Jog.
右腿 跳 打开 Right, jump and open.
左腿 跳 打开 Left, jump, open.
很好 再一次 Good. And again.
继续 And again.
很好 Good.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你干什么? What are you doing?
你看我像在干什么 What's it look like I'm doing?
我在锻炼 I'm keeping fit, mate.
-什么? -你俩啥时候也来试试 -What? -You two wanna try it sometime.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
这是我新计划的一部分 我要改头换面 Part of me new regime. I'm a changed man.
你可真能折腾 You're something.
你俩 今晚七点 来我家 You two, come over to my gaff tonight. About seven o'clock.
叫上膘哥一起 And bring meatballs with ya.
还在跑? Still jogging?
-怎么了你? -还好吧? -What's happening? -All right, lad?
-好着呢 快进来 -有什么大新闻 -Right, lads. Come in. -What's the big news?
博比·摩尔咋的了 What's the Bobby Moore?
是这样 我要弄个大清理计划 Right, I'm having a clear-out, right?
对于新的开始这屋里乱七八糟东西太多了 There's far too much shit in this house for a start.
-你没开玩笑吧 -太多烂片了 -Not kidding, are you. -Too many tvs.
所以我们得先清理电视垃圾 So we're having a clear-out of tellies.
第一个 这里 Telly number one. In here, lads.
好吧 行动 Right, here we go.
你们好 姑娘们 Hello, ladies
这是干嘛呢 Aye aye, what's going on here?
-真见鬼 -你干嘛啊? -Fucking hell. -What you doing?
是从小店里弄来的那种吧 Is that maureen from the mini mart?
埃里克 出去 快 你想干嘛啊 Eric, get out. Come on, what you doing?
不是这个我看过 叫做瑞安隐私大曝光 No, I've seen this. It's called, shaving Ryan's privates.
是吧 瑞安? Eh, Ryan?
埃里克你能不能出去 我们玩我们的 Eric, can you fuck off, please? We're just chillin'.
你不能这么跟你爸爸说话 You can't tell your Dad to fuck off.
你抽烟喝酒 You're smoking a spliff, you got beer on the go
看色情电影 你还对他这么不尊重 You're watching a porn film. Show him some respect.
是啊 关你屁事 Yeah, well what's it got to do with you?
把电视抬出去 不用多说 Get the telly out, lads. That's enough. Come on.
对 来吧 一起 Right, come on, let's be having it.
你们不能拿走我的电视 那是我的 You're not taking my telly. That's my telly.
厨房里还有一台 There's another one in the kitchen.
这是我的 我买的 That's my telly. I got that for you.
杰西屋里也有一台 给我放下 斯普林 One in Jess's room. Leave the one in mine, Spleen.
你别想进我房间 斯普林 Don't even think about going in my room, Spleen.
-干得好 -你他妈干嘛啊 给我放下! -Cheers, lads. -What you doing? Put that back!
那是我的电视 是我的 That's my telly! That's my telly.
你们不能...是我买的 You're not taking... I brought that for you.
-加把劲 -你们拿它干嘛 -Cheers, lads. -What you taking it for?
斯普林打算拿走厨房里的那台 Spleen's gonna get the one in the kitchen.
瑞安屋里有一台 杰西屋里有一台 And there's one in Ryan's room and one in Jess's room.
想都别想进我房间 Don't even think about going in my room.
我房里的得留下 Leave the one in my room, eh, lads.
-别... -多谢兄弟们 -Don't... -Thanks a lot.
你房里的得留下? Leave the one in your room?
你到底想干嘛? 凭什么拿走我电视? What, what are you doing? Why are you taking my telly?
真香啊 爸爸 That smells good, Dad.
-是啊 太诱人了 -今天吃什么 -Oh, it is. Lovely. -What is it?
牛排加薯条豌豆胡萝卜 再浇上肉汁 Steak, chips, peas, carrots and gravy.
-我的好了没 埃里克 饿死了 -来了 -About time, Eric. I'm starving. -Yes.
馋死我了 Dearie me.
我们的呢 Where's our plates?
我没跟你们说吗 噢抱歉 我忘了 Didn't I tell you, lads? Oh, sorry, I forgot.
咱有新规定了 不工作者不得食 New rules. No work, no food.
什么 What?
我一直在等这顿饭 我一整天都没吃东西 I've been waiting for this. I ain't eaten all day.
所以呢 So?
好吧 Oh, yeah.
玩儿你的吧 埃里克 别玩出火来 Play your games, Eric. Not arsed.
行啊 我玩得很爽呢 Good. 'Cause it makes me feel great.
希望你说的是事实 你什么都不明白 Yeah, I hope it does. 'Cause you don't have a clue.
操你妈的 你去死吧 Fucking mangey twat. I hope you choke on it, you cunt.
你好? Hello?
埃里克 你刚才打电话给我了? Eric, did you just phone me?
对 是我 莉莉 Yeah, that was me, Lily.
找我什么事 And what did you want?
天 我忘了我找你干嘛了 Christ, I've forgotten what I was gonna ask ya.
所以你打算挂电话了? So you thought you'd put the phone down on me?
我在想 你周末愿不愿意过来走走 I was just wondering if you'd like to come round at the weekend, you know,
随便吃点啥的 For a bite to eat?
萨姆也来 她下课了就过来 Sam can come as well, you know, when she's finished.
当然得你愿意 现在我告诉你了 Only if you want to, like, and you've got now on.
如果你不用去什么湖广山色的地方 If you're not in the lake district at a b and
跟你年轻小情人的约会的话 B with your young athletic lover having a shag.
说得很有意思 埃里克 Very funny, Eric.
我不是这个意思 莉莉 I didn't mean it like that, Lily.
我知道 我喜欢你的安排 埃里克 Yes. Yeah, I'd like that, Eric.
不过我得告诉你 我现在是素食主义者 I must warn you. I'm a vegetarian now, though.
好的 没问题 Okay. Yeah, no problem.
-太好了 谢谢你埃里克 -到时见 -That's great. Thanks, Eric. -See ya. Bye.
再见 Bye. Bye.
太好了! Yes! Fucking hell.
什么 Shit.
这是怎么回事 Did you know about this?
跟我说实话 杰西 我可不是跟你说着玩儿的 Tell me the truth now, Jess. I fucking mean it this time.
老实说 爸爸 我不知道 Honestly, Dad, I don't know.
上帝啊 难道这屋里出鬼了不成 Jesus christ. What the fuck is going on in me own house?
我不知道 爸爸 可能只是假的 I don't know, Dad. Listen, maybe it's fake.
这是假的吗 是吗 It's not fucking fake, is it?
是在黑色车里那家伙的 That twat in the black car.
他是谁 Who the fuck is he, Jess?
扎克 Zac.
他不好惹 他干了有一段时间了 He's a real hard case. And he's done time.
他很狡猾 但很疯狂 He's clever, yeah? But he's fucking mad.
从什么时候开始的 为什么早说 Well, when did it start? Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
-我要跟你说的 但是 -但是什么 -well, I did try and tell you, but... -But fucking what?
你看起来不太关心 It seems like you don't care.
妈的 Fuck!
你是在找这个吗 You looking for this?
把那东西给我 Pass that thing here.
东西? 该死的这是把枪 瑞安 Thing? It's a fucking gun, Ryan.
你干嘛来我房间 我的事和你没关系 What are you doing in my room? It's none of your fucking business.
这是我的家 就关我的事 This is my house! It is my fucking business!
埃里克你不明白是什么事 把它给我 Eric, you don't know what's going on. Just give it to me.
你最好告诉我到底怎么回事 Well, you better fucking tell me then.
如果我把这个给他 我们全都会有麻烦 If I don't get that to him, yeah? I'm in the shit. we all are.
你最好让他滚 You better go and tell him to fuck off.
还是要我去? Or I will, all right?
不能让你拿着它 瑞安 You're not fucking having it, Ryan.
滚开! 把枪给我埃里克! Fuck off! Give me the fucking gun, Eric!
把枪给我! Give me the fucking gun, Eric!
你他妈的! Bollocks!
-你哪儿也不准去 -别跟着我 -You're going fucking nowhere. -Get off me!
你哪儿也不准去 You're going fucking nowhere.
-不准去! -你他妈干什么 给我 -Fucking nowhere. -What you doing? Give it!
滚开 蠢货 No. Fuck off. Bastard.
你丫就是一蠢蛋! You fucking stupid little prick!
-爸爸 你没事吧? -没事 妈的 蠢货 -Dad, are you all right? -I'm fine. Shit. Bastard.
你的头 你流血了 Look at your head. You're covered in blood.
噢 妈的 我没事 没事 Oh, shit. Fuck. I'm all right, I'm all right.
真的没关系? Are you sure, Dad?
没事的 Right.
听着 我打电话给你膘叔 Listen. I'll ring meatballs, right?
他说我可以用他的车 He said I could use his car.
你赶快去他家 跟他拿钥匙 Get round to his house, get the fucking keys off him,
快去快回 Get back here as quick as you can.
爸爸 我不能这样丢下你 Dad, I'm not leaving you like this.
快去 我就在这儿 Just go on. I can't go round.
如果让你膘叔看见了他会抓狂的 If meatballs sees this, he'll freak.
快去吧杰西 我没事 Go on. Jess, I'll be all right.
-爸爸 我很快就回来 -好的 尽快 孩子 -Dad, I'll be quick, yeah? -Yeah, quick as you can, lad.
妈的 Fuck.
老天 根本就是大海捞针嘛 Oh, god, this is like looking for a needle in a haystack, Jess
这里也许能找一找 We could be here all night.
我知道 爸爸 但是... I know, Dad, but...
他怎么说的 What's he saying?
大家都说没见过他 Everyone's saying, no, they haven't seen him.
妈的 Oh, shit.
-这个呢? -也没见过 -Well? -Same again.
你有没有见过这个人? 叫瑞安 Have you seen this guy? He's called Ryan, yeah.
19岁 And he's about 19.
穿一件蓝色套头衫 And he's wearing a blue top.
什么 What?
-怎么了? -爸 刚才发生了枪击案 -What's up? -Dad, there's been a shooting.
上帝保佑 For fuck's sake.
在池塘俱乐部 就在特纳街后面 At the pool club on back Turner street.
妈的 别跟我说他被打了 Fuck, man, don't say he's been shot.
-快去 爸爸 -或者其他人中枪了 -Go, dad. -Or fucking shot someone.
他不会中枪的 他不是穿了件防弹衣吗 Well, he hasn't, has he? 'Cause he's wearing a bullet-proof.
-他穿了什么? -你以前没见过? -He's what? -Well, didn't you see it before?
防弹背心? 你说笑话呢? A fucking bullet-proof vest? Are you kiddin' me?
我以为你知道 I thought you knew.
我怎么会知道他有...天啊 杰西 How am I supposed to know he's got... for fuck's sake, Jess.
到了 就在那左手边 Right, it's the next left here.
-上帝保佑 -这里出什么事了? -For fuck's sake. -What's going on here?
-看在上帝的份上 -就是那家俱乐部 -Look at this, for fuck's sake, man. -That's the club there.
还有辆救护车 There's a fucking ambulance there as well.
你仔细看看 Try and have a fucking look.
有人被抬上救护车了 There's someone going in the fucking ambulance, man.
-我看不见 爸爸 -你能看见警戒线吗 杰西 -I can't see, Dad. -Can you see owt, Jess?
-我什么也没看见 -好好看看 -I can't see anything. -Fucking have a look.
看在上帝的份上 For fuck's sake.
我没看见他 我没看见他 爸爸 I can't see him. I can't see him, Dad.
救护车上没人 There's no-one in the fucking ambulance yet.
我什么也没看见 车上没人 I can't see anything. No one's there.
警察在向我挥手 该死的 The fucking copper's waving me on, for fuck's sake.
-他们带着枪 -看见了吗 -They're armed police! -Can you see owt?
是啊 该死的 他们全副武装 All right. Fucking hell, they're tooled up to fuck, man.
出什么事了 瑞安 What the fuck is going on, Ryan?
我不知道该怎么办 埃里克 Don't know what to do, Eric.
-你朝别人开枪了 -没有 -You shot someone? -No.
最初的时候 他告诉我这枪是假的 First he told me it was just a fake.
他只是拿它来防身 我只是负责保管 Then it was only to defend himself. I was just hiding it.
负责保管 Just hiding it?
有人开了枪 Someone else just pulls the trigger.
有人因此而送命 And some kid just gets his head blown off.
我没想到事情会是这样 I didn't think that were gonna happen.
扎克只是让我帮一晚上的忙 Zac asked me to do it as a favour just for one night.
他付给你钱吗 Did he pay ya?
只是带我去夜总会玩 Just sort of like brought me to the games. Nightclubs.
给我一些钱 Gave me sort of...
后来我告诉他 我不想再保管这个了 After a week, I said, I told him, "I don't wanna look after it any more."
但是他就摇头 大笑了 But he just shook his head and started laughing.
他为什么不自己保管 Why doesn't he hold it?
如果他被抓到就要再去坐牢 It's back to prison if he gets caught.
但他需要枪在身边 But he needs it close.
而且从我这拿枪只需要五分钟 And he can get it from me in five minutes.
那如果你被抓了呢 And if you get caught?
我最少会被判五年 埃里克 I get five years, Eric, Minimum.
瑞安 那可是你的宝贵青春啊 该死的 Fuck, Ryan! That's five years out your life, you fucking prick!
你朝人开枪没 He shot someone.
-一个毒贩 -没有 -A drug dealer? -No.
你不知道 埃里克 有人在酒吧里侮辱他 You've got no idea, Eric. Someone insulted him at the club.
你是说有人侮辱他 他就朝人家开枪 You're telling me he shot someone because he insulted him?
是的 Yeah.
该死 Jesus fucking christ.
-那他打死人没 -没有 -Did he kill him? -No.
他朝他后背开的枪 他不会死的 He shot him in the back. He'll live.
好吧 咱们去自首 现在就去 Right, that's it. We're going to the cops, right fucking now!
-走去自首 -不 不 不行 埃里克 -Come on! Cops, now! -No. No. No. You can't, Eric.
-埃里克 -为什么不行 -Eric! -Why the fuck not?
咱们去找警察 向他们自首 We just go to the cops and tell 'em everything.
不 听我说 他们拿杰西威胁我 No. Listen to me. You can't. They said they'd get Jess.
相信我 他们这么干过 我听他们说过 Trust me. They've done it before. I've heard them talking.
求你了 埃里克 听我说 Please, Eric, Listen to me.
如果我们报警 他们就放狗咬杰西 If we go to the coppers, yeah, They'll fucking set the dogs on Jess.
他们会扯碎他的脸 They'll rip his fucking face apart.
该死的 Fuck's sake.
该死 这到底是怎么了 Fucking... What the fuck's going on?
真不敢相信 I can't fucking believe it.
如果我退出 他们就会对杰西下手 If I get off, they get jess. That's how...
事情就是这样 明白了吗 That's how it fucking works, do you know what I mean?
我得告诉他 I've got to speak to him.
你不能告诉他 他不像你和你的那帮同事 You can't speak to him. He's not like you or your mates.
他们什么都不在乎 They don't give a fuck.
我们不能就这样生活 But we can't fucking live like this.
我们不能报警 你也不能跑 We can't go to the cops. You can't run off.
我还不能去找他 对吗 I've gotta find him, ain't i?
不能 埃里克 答应我 不要去找他 No, you can't. Eric, Listen. Promise me, you won't.
-给我他的号码 -不行 -Right, Give me his number. -No.
-把他的号码给我 -不 你不能 -Give me his number. -No, you don't...
瑞安 把他的号码给我 不然我就不管你了 Ryan, Give me his fucking number or I'll wash me hands of ya, period!
电话号码 快说 Fucking number, now.
你好啊 杰克 Fuck me. How are you, Jack?
我很好 我叫埃里克 I'm all right. Name's Eric.
杰克 杰克·尼科尔森 飞越疯人院的那个 Jack. Jack Nicholson. One flew over the cuckoo's nest and all that shit.
听说你最近不怎么顺利 是不是 Heard you've been having a bit of a bad time of it recently, ain't ya?
总是和疯子在一起 In with the fruitcakes and the loonies and all that.
听说你很讨厌他们 杰克 Nasty rumours them, Jack.
听着 请你把这个拿回去 Listen. You've gotta take this back, right.
我什么都没见过 我不会说出去的 I haven't seen it. I won't say anything.
什么 Got to? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
你知道 我不能碰那东西 I can't fucking... you know, I can't touch that now.
那东西太脏了 你明白我什么意思吗 More germs than a sailor's cock them things, you know what I mean?
把它拿走 Put it away.
-知道我外号叫什么吗 -不知道 -D'you know my nickname? -No.
先知 The prophet.
我能欲知未来 I can sense the future, me.
我说你一定会 And I sense that you're gonna fuck off
夹着尾巴跑回家去 Home with your tail between your fucking legs.
然后掀起地毯 把枪放回地板下面 Up the carpet, up the floorboard and you're gonna put that back.
会的 会的 你一定会的 Yes, yeah, you fucking are.
不会的 听着 I can't. Listen.
如果你不要 我就把枪扔掉 If you don't want it, right, I'll just throw it away,
然后一切就结束了 And that's the end of it.
-你想把枪扔了 -是的 -Throw it away, will ya? -Yeah.
过来 波仔 快过来 波仔 Here are, Buzz. Come on, Buzz, let's have ya.
上帝啊 该死 Oh, For fuck's sake. Fuck off.
我开玩笑的 I'm fucking kidding.
-咬他 去咬他 -放我走 你这混蛋 -Get him. Go on. Go on, boy. -Let me go, you bastards!
-你想好了吗 -去咬他 -Made your mind up? -Fucking have him.
-快去 咬他 -该死 -Go on. Get him, boy. -Fuck off.
让我走 你这混蛋 Let me go, you bastards.
-想好了吗 杰克 -去咬他 -What d'you wanna do, Jack? -Go on, boy.
该死 把它弄出去 Fuck off. Get it out.
咬他 去咬他 Bite him! Bite the bastard! Get him!
老爸 Dad?
你没事吧 You all right?
准备好了吗 来喝一口 You ready? Ready? Here we go.
张大嘴 Open wide.
真可爱 Lovely, eh?
-真好吃 真好吃 -是不是 -Tasty. Tasty. -Yeah?
很好吃 是不是 That's nice, isn't it, eh?
来来来 看看这个 Here we are. Look at this.
不是吧 看这个 Oh, no way. Look at that.
我做的 Made by me.
你做的 You made that?
是啊 别笑话我啊 Yeah. Don't laugh.
不是他做的 是他买的 He didn't even make it. He bought it.
我从网上学的做法 但还是我做的 Well, I got the recipe from the internet, but still I made it.
-是我花钱让他做的 -是吗 -I had to bribe him to do it. -Did ya?
比找戈登·拉姆齐来还贵呢 Lt'd have been cheaper for me to get Gordon Ramsay round.
-那至少是我做的 -说真的 -Well, at least I made it. -I'm not kidding.
我就说吧 杰西 看起来真不错 小子 I tell you what, Jess, it does look nice, lad.
-是啊 -看起来真好吃 -It does. -That looks gorgeous.
来看看 杰西叔叔做了什么 Look what your uncle Jess has made.
好啊 我一定得吃点 Yes, I'll have some of that definitely.
给你 Here you are.
说不定还能让你吃点 对不对 Might even put some in the liquidiser and give you some, mightn't we?
-干杯 干杯 -妈妈 爸爸 -Cheers. Cheers. -Well, Mum, Dad.
有句话想对你们说 Here's to you both.
说实话 我真不知道怎么感谢你们 Seriously, I cannot thank you enough for what you've done.
没有你们的帮助我真的挺不过来 I would never have managed without ya.
-好了 -别冒险了 -Come on. -Don't tempt fate.
没有 我的导师说我学的不错 Well, no. My supervisor said that my work's pretty good.
我知道 虽然有点晚 So, I know it's a bit late,
但我一定能顺利毕业 But I should be able to graduate with everybody else.
说实话 亲爱的 你真的很努力 Tell you what, love, though, you've worked really hard for it.
-这是你应得的 -谢谢 -You don't half deserve it. -Thank you.
那全都是靠你们二位 Well, that's down to you two.
说实话 我现在过的不错 Seriously, I managed to get a good run at it,
没有你们的话 我不会过的这么好 And I could not have done it, honestly.
真的感激不尽 I can't thank you enough.
-你还好吧 埃里克 -我很好 -Are you okay, Eric? -Yeah, I'm fine.
只是有件事情困扰着我 I've just got this headache I can't get rid of.
希望不是关于我们的 Hope it isn't us.
当然不是 今晚真是高兴 莉莉 No. It's been a lovely night tonight, Lily.
真的 Honestly.
那是什么事困扰你 What is it then?
是孩子们的事 说起来话长 It's just the boys. It's a long story.
我只是在想如何应付这件事 仅此而已 I just, gotta figure out how to cope, that's all.
这么说出事了 出什么事了 So there is something wrong. What is it?
也没什么可说的 Shit. It's not worth moaning about.
我只是需要时间来解决这事 I just need time to figure it all out.
你知道吗 埃里克 D'you know what, Eric?
有些时候你得把事情说出来 Sometimes you just have to risk it. Share things.
我自己能处理 I'll get there.
来杯咖啡吗 Fancy a coffee?
好啊 Yeah, okay.
武装警察 Armed police!
武装警察 趴在地上 Armed police officer. Get on the ground!
-趴在地上 -该死 -Get down on the floor! -Fuck off!
不许动 不许动 Fucking not moving. Fucking not moving.
不许动 不许动 Not moving. Not moving.
把手背后 Put your hands behind your back.
把手背后 你们两个 Put your hands behind your back. Both of ya.
照我们说的做 不会伤害你们的 Just do as they say, no harm will come to you.
照我们说的做 没事的 Do as we say. It's all right.
没事的 莉莉 It's all right, Lily.
别伤害我们 别伤害他们 Leave us. Leave 'em alone.
没事的 莉莉 It's okay, Lily.
还有个婴儿 There's a fucking baby!
莉莉 莉莉 冷静点 Lily. Lily, Calm down.
把他带过来 你站起来 Bring him here. Up on your feet!
-救命啊 -没事的 莉莉 -Help me. -All right, Lily.
好的 起来 站起来 All right. All right. Come on. Onto your knees.
-站起来 -我在起 -Onto your knees. -I'm on me knees.
站起来 出去 走 Onto your feet. Right, outside. Just keep going.
没事的 宝贝 没事了 It's okay, sweetheart. It's all right now.
-出来一个 -出来一个 -That's one out. -One out.
出什么事了 Fuck's going on?
该死的 杰西 Fuckers! Jess.
-爸爸 -萨姆 你没事吧 -Dad! -Sam, are you okay?
-萨姆 你还好吧 -爸爸 -Sam, are you all right? -Dad!
萨姆 萨姆 到底出什么事了 Sam! Sam! What the fuck's going on?
莉莉 你没事吧 亲爱的 你还好吧 Lily, are you all right, love? Lily, are you all right?
该死的 Oh, Fucking hell.
莉莉 你没事吧 到底出什么事了 Lily, are you okay? What the fuck is going on?
我的儿子们在哪 Where have the fucking lads gone?
到底出什么事了 What the fuck's going on?
他们在找一把枪 They're looking for a gun.
这事和儿子们有关吗 Are the lads in a gang?
-没有 别瞎想 -看着我 -No, don't be daft. -Look at me.
家里到底有没有枪 Is there a gun in the house?
如果家里真有枪 你还邀请我们去 If you invited me, Daisy and Sam into that house with a gun in it,
你知道那意味着什么吗 埃里克 You know what that means, don't you, Eric?
当然 莉莉 我当然知道那意味着什么 Yeah, Lily. Course I know what that means. Yeah.
告诉我 你的眼到底怎么回事 埃里克 Now, what really happened to your eye, Eric?
-我的眼 -是的 -To me eye? -Yes.
我告诉过你了 莉莉 I told you what happened, Lily.
裹包裹的东西碰的 我告诉过你了 Some nutter on the post round just hit me. I told ya.
我们已经请你的女儿和她孩子 We've got your daughter and grandchild in a
到警察局外面的车里等着回家了 Police car outside waiting to take them home.
请跟我来 我带你去 If you wanna follow me, we'll take you right now, okay?
-好的 -好的 -Okay. -All right?
枪不在了 他们把地板掀起来了 I don't get it. They've lifted the floorboards.
枪呢 Where's it gone?
小点声 Fucking state of this.
他们掀起地板看过了 枪呢 They've lifted the floorboards. Where's it gone?
问的好 That's a good question.
-吓一跳吧 -埃里克 你真是太棒了 -Are you surprised? -Eric, you fucking beauty.
-很惊讶吧 -真的很惊讶 -Eh? You surprised, eh? -Very surprised.
就在这鸡里 Oh. So was the fucking chicken.
-该死的 -太棒了 爸爸 -Fucking hell. -Yes, dad!
我一向不喜欢鸡 但我喜欢这只 Hey, I've never been a lover of chicken, but I love this one.
-上帝啊 -是他 扎克 -Oh, god's sake. -It's him. Zac.
打开扬声器 打开 Put it on loudspeaker. Put it on.
是我 Yeah, it's me.
他们走了吗 Have they gone?
走了 你怎么知道的 Yeah. How the fuck do you know?
瑞安 枪还在吗 Right, Ryan. You still got it or what?
是的 还在 Yeah, I still got it.
很好 Good.
好吧 你是不是想要点奖金了 Right, this calls for a bit of a bonus, then, eh?
-听见我说话了吗 -听见了 -D'you hear me? -Yeah, yeah.
很好 回头我再用它 不会太久的 Good. I'm gonna need it soon. Very fucking soon.
你打算怎么办 瑞安 So what are you gonna do now then, eh, Ryan?
让那个该死的家伙再次开枪打人 Let that fucker shoot another kid in the back for laughing at
然后他在一旁洋洋得意 而你为他背黑锅吗 His shirt or something, then stick it under your bed for him, eh?
你会毁了别人的生活 你弟弟的 萨姆 莉莉 Fucking ruining other people's lives. Your brother's. Sam. Lily.
-还有你的 老爸 -对 还有我的 -And yours, Dad. -Yeah. and mine.
如果我们能解决事 If we ever get through this shit,
那一切就会变的不一样 Things are fucking changing round here big time.
又有什么事 Oh, what fucking now?
说什么 What's that about?
他们把你的视频发到网上了 They've put a video of you on Youtube.
谁把我放到网上了 Who's put me on fucking youtube?
你觉得是谁 你最好还是自己看看吧 Who d'you think? Think you better have a look.
那个该死的家伙拿着个摄像机 That fucking twat with the camera!
那个家伙拿摄像机就是为了这个 That's why that fucking twat had that camera!
咬他 咬他 宝贝 Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
让我出去 把这家伙弄出去 上帝啊 Let me out. Get him out. Get him out, for fuck's sake.
把那家伙弄走 混蛋 让我出去 Get me away from it. Bastards! Let me out!
我就在那坐着 埃里克 和我的两个儿子 I'm sat there, Eric, with me two sons, right?
我看着自己 看着自己被人戏耍 And I'm looking at meself, I'm looking at meself being humiliated.
就好像自己又摔了出去 看着地上的自己 And it was like being out of me body again, looking down on meself,
就好像又被人戏耍了一样 Yet again being humiliated.
我真的受不了 伙计 I can't fucking cope with it, mate.
我该怎么办 埃里克 I don't know what to do, Eric.
我什么都做不了 There's not I can do.
多一种选择就多一种可能 Always got more choices than we think. Always. More possibilities.
其他的也不行 我都试过了 Oh, not another shave? I've done that.
各种可能的方法 Different possibilities. Different thing.
试一种方法 不行的话 You try something, it doesn't work.
再试试别的方法 Try something else. Always.
比如 Like what?
你的队友 Your teammates.
我都没想起来告诉我的同事 Oh, god, I, couldn't even begin to think about telling me mates.
我是说 我从何说起啊 I mean, where do I start?
你有时间吗 老兄 "Have you got a minute, lads, yeah?"
给你说个事 是关于我儿子的 "It's about my lad."
他手里有把枪 是当地一个痞子的 He's minding a gun for the local psychopath "who shoots
若果谁惹了那家伙 他就开枪打谁 Kids in the back if they laugh at the colour of his shoes."
上帝啊 我真惭愧 都不知道人家会怎么想 I mean, god, I'm just too ashamed. I don't know what they'd think.
他们是你的朋友 是吧 They are your friends, are they?
是 他们是我的朋友 Yeah, they're me mates, yeah.
那你觉得你能和朋友坦诚相对吗 You think you can say everything to your friends?
能吧 我想我能 Yeah, I suppose you can, yeah.
那就要信任他们 So trust them.
-用他的方法戏耍他 -让他烦恼 -Play him at his own game. -Harass him.
-比如 -把枪放到他家 然后报警 -Like what? -Put the gun in his house and phone the fucking dibble.
-可是 枪在他家 -你不能那么做 -Yeah, but gun in his house. -You can't do that because if...
-为什么不行 -因为他还会找你们麻烦 -Why can't you do that? -'Cause he's gonna get fucked over.
你只能去报警 The only thing you can do is phone the police.
那肯定不行 It's out. Out of the question.
-枪是在你家里 -闭嘴吧 -There's a gun in your house. -Shut up.
别在这添乱了 伙计们 Stop going on about lynch mob, fuck's sake.
-他来了 他会有办法的 -膘哥 -Here are, he'll know. -Meatballs.
你好 肉肉 All right, Meats?
-好了 兄弟们 -心理学 -All right, mate? -Psychos.
-另一本书 -他们都没看过 -Another book. -They don't give a flying fuck.
我们知道 We know that.
是斯坦福大学的最新研究吗 Is that the latest research from Stanford?
你不能和他们谈判 也不能劝他们 You can't negotiate with 'em, you can't reason with 'em. Right?
那你就去吓唬那帮混蛋 You've just gotta fuck 'em up. You've gotta scare the shite out of 'em.
你要让他们知道 这没有必要 You've gotta make them think "This is not fucking worth it."
他们是一大帮混蛋 是吗 They're a big gang of thugs, aren't they?
我是说他们都很强壮 都很有劲 I mean, like they got muscles coming out of their arse, ain't they?
而且他们还有枪和棒球棒 And they got, like... they got guns and baseball bats.
我不在乎这些强盗们说什么 I don't care about all this bullshit gangster talk.
听着 谁喝酒 我给你们去端来 Listen, does anyone want a drink? I'll get 'em in.
-说一下谁要 要什么喝的 -给我来一圈 -Right. who, who's on what here? -Get me one.
-好的 来一品脱苦味啤酒 -好的 好的 -Yeah, get us a pint of bitter. -Right, okay.
我就告诉他还和以前一样 他知道的 Oh, I'll just say fucking "same again". he knows.
快点 Hurry up.
-谢谢你 埃里克 -好的 没事 -Thanks, Eric. -All right, all right.
我还是觉得应该报警 I still say we've gotta phone the police.
你少提警察行吗? Oh, will you fuck off with the police?
史蒂夫 请再来一杯 Steve. Can I have a round, please?
老样子吗 埃里克 Usual, Eric?
他们也还是一样 老兄 Yeah, yeah, same again for them lot, please, mate.
-埃里克 -你在做什么 -Eric. -What the fuck are you doing here?
他应该恶有恶报 He that sews thistles shall reap prickles.
什么意思 What?
他既然自己种下蓟 就要自己被刺扎 He that sews thistles shall reap prickles.
-蓟 刺? -对 -Thistles, prickles? -Yeah.
如果他们比你快 不要试着逃跑 If they are faster than you, don't try and outrun them.
如果他们比你高 不要跟他们比跳高 懂吗 If they are taller, don't out-jump them. Right?
如果他左手强壮 你就攻击右手 If they are stronger on the left, you go right.
-记住了吗 -记住了 记住了 -Remember? -Yeah. Yeah.
好的 但这只是一般情况 Right. But not always.
要给他们意外 首先得给自己个意外 To surprise them, got to surprise yourself first.
-对 对 对 -听懂了吗 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Right?
-懂了 好的 -那就好 -Yeah. okay. -Okay.
很好 Fuck, yeah.
好了 埃里克 你的酒 Here you go, Eric. There's your drinks.
好 好 非常好 听着 Right, yeah. Cheers. Listen.
等下找零给我 Stick the rest of 'em on the bar there along with me change, right?
-好的 谢谢 -很好 老兄 干杯 -Okay. Thank you. -Nice one, mate. Cheers.
-很好 -Nice one.
酒来了 酒来了 Here we are, here we are.
-好家伙 -自己拿自己的 -Good man. -Who wants what?
-都要了吗 -要了 要了 都要了 -Have you got 'em all there? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get 'em.
-给你 -好 -Here you go. -Right.
-更大的 苦味啤 -拿错了 斯普林 -Lager. Bitter. -Wrong one. Spleens.
好了 听着 Right, listen.
他怕什么 What is he frightened of?
-斯普林 斯普林 -他害怕什么 -Spleen. Spleen. -What's he frightened of?
混蛋 其他的混蛋 Gangsters. Other gangsters.
-不是 不是 -警察 -No. No. -Police.
-他奶奶 -不是 -His nana? -No.
打晕他 他好了还会来报复你 Knock fuck out of him, he'll come up smiling just to spite you.
-联盟 -不是 -Unions. -No.
继续 还有什么 Go on. What?
提示一下 Give us a clue.
丢脸 他害怕丢脸 对不对 Losing face. He's frightened of losing face, ain't he?
想想看 Think about it.
像他那样的流氓小子肯定怕丢脸 Fucking wide-boy like him.
我刚才也这么说了 That's what I was saying.
零钱 找我的零钱 Change. Me change, as well.
所以 看看我们有什么办法让他丢脸 So if we could think of some way of embarrassing him?
-对 -对 让他心里难受 -Yeah. -Yeah, his psyche.
然后放到网上 Showing him up?
对 就那样 Yeah. Something like that.
-Youtube视频网 -Youtube视频网 -Youtube. -Youtube?
Youtube视频网 Youtube.
那是什么东西 是什么男用发油吗 What the fuck's? Is that, is that a new kind of brylcreem or what?
不是 他说的很对 说的很对 No, he's right. He's fucking right.
Youtube 听着 下一场球赛是什么时候 Youtube. Listen. When's the next away match?
什么视频 What sort of video?
好了 现在我们在东兰开夏郡通往沃斯里路的A580 Okay. Here we go. It's the east Lancs A580 directly to Worsley road.
向... Take the...
左转 到A572道上会合 到达时间12点 Left turn on to A572 for rendezvous, eta 1200 hours.
完毕 听到了吗 Over. Do you hear me?
膘哥 你在哪 Meatballs, are you near me?
让我低下头 Getting me head down.
特拉维斯 是你吗 你们在哪 我联系不上你 Travis, are you, where are you? I have lost radio contact.
你在哪? Where are you?
你在哪 膘哥 你在哪 该死 Where are you? Meatballs, where are you, for fuck's sake?
马上就要开始了 都计划好了 This is going to cock. This has all been planned.
-二号客车在哪 -在那 白痴 -Where's coach two? -There, dickhead.
二号客车在哪 在哪 出什么事了 Where's coach two? Where is it? What the fucking hell is going on?
你比巴格达棒球队还差劲 差劲 You're worse than the fucking yanks in Baghdad, you!
这是怎么回事 What the fuck is going on in here?
你干什么 What are you doing?
让他慢点 你在做什么 Tell him to slow down. What are you doing?
慢点 司机 快点 该死 Slow down. Driver, hurry up, for fuck's sake.
完蛋了 还是坐下吧 Spoil it. Just fucking sit down!
好吧 伙计们 好好护航 跟在后面 Okay, men, take convoy. Stay back.
好了 伙计们 坚持到底 Okay, men, stay in let's get it done.
快走 快 前进啊 Let's go. Come on, let's fucking go.
我们现在再想一遍 Come on, let's sort this out now.
不要再乱想 要知道我们该干什么 Stop fucking about. You know what you need to do.
我们要进去 还要出来 完成任务 We need to get in and out of there, get that job done.
我们有45分钟 我们不希望有人掉队 We got 45 minutes. We don't wanna miss kick-off.
-大家都听明白了吗 -明白了 -Are we all right for it? -Yes!
-我们能完成任务吗 -能 -Are we all up for it? -Yes!
坎通纳行动 Operation Cantona!
耶稣是我们亲爱朋友 是救世主 What a friend we have in Jesus he's our saviour from
耶稣是我们亲爱的朋友 他的名字是坎通纳 Afar what a friend we have in Jesus and his name is Cantona
坎通纳 坎通纳 坎通纳... Ooh, ah, Cantona ooh, ah, Cantona ooh, Cantona, ooh,
坎通纳等一下 有狗 Ah, Cantona wait a minute. Fucking dog.
-多大 -很大 -How big is it? -Fucking big.
大 非常大 Big. It's fucking big.
该带点牛排来 Should have brought some steak.
把香肠给我 Give us them sausages.
-这里 这里 -这里 他妈的快过来 -Here are, here are. -Here, for fuck's sake.
-好了 逮住了 -他在这 -Come on, get him. Get him. -He's here.
该死的 这狗这么大 Fucking hell, look at the size of that!
闭嘴 别说话 Shut up, shut up.
天啊 你个饭桶 扔进圈里 God, you big ugly git. Get it in the loop.
-好了 坚持住 老兄 -快点 -All right. Hang on. Fuck's sake, man. -Come on.
快点 我的手快掉下来了 Come on. It's gonna have me fucking hand off.
-这里 这里 好了 -继续 继续 -Right. Here, here, here. Right. -Go on, go.
抓住这个蠢货 好了 好了 吃这个 Get the fucker. That's it, that's it, take it.
他进了 进了 进圈了 He's going, he's going, going, going.
好 逮住了 That's it. Got the fucker.
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up, shut up.
邮递员 特快专递 Post, special delivery.
快点 Come on.
好的 索尼 抓住这狗 Right, Sonny. Get hold of this bloody dog.
好的 伙计们 坎通纳行动 Okay, men. Operation Cantona.
-把自己表现出来 -表现出来 -Express yourselves. -Express yourselves.
快点 Come on!
他妈的这是怎么回事 Fucking hell's going on?
大人物 Nobby.
去叫芬纳 Go and get Fenner.
-芬纳 -芬纳 赶快起来 -Fenner. -Fenner, get out of fucking bed.
-芬纳 -狗哪去了 -Fenner. -Where's the dog?
你嚷嚷什么 What? what you shouting for?
快看窗外 Have a look out the fucking window.
-电话在哪 -什么 -Where's the phone? -What?
-芬纳 电话 波仔呢 -芬纳 -Fenner, phone, Buzz. -Fenner.
该死的 Fucking hell!
这是怎么回事 The fuck's going on?
什么 什么 怎么了? What? What? What the fuck is going on?
别动我的车 拿上球棒 Get off the fucking car. Get the fucking bat. Hey!
看看 看看窗外 Have a look. Look out the window.
从车上下来 Get off the car. Hey.
-站出来 谁弄得 -你来了 -Come on then. Who fucking wants it? -Oh, there you are.
快点离开草地 谁要来 Come on. Get off the fucking grass. Who wants it?
我就把他的脑袋你敲下来 I'll take your fucking head off.
-不要管他 -闭嘴 你这个娘娘腔 -Leave him alone, you. -Shut up, you cunt. Come on.
你要干什么 What are you gonna do, eh?
把那摄影机关了 我要打死你 该死的 turn that fucking camera off or I'll fucking have you, you fucking.
你要把我们都打死吗 You gonna do us all, are ya?
我会先打死你 你这头肥猪 还有这个小崽子 I'll have you first, you fucking fat cunt. And then this little cunt here.
-你认得这个吗 -我怎么知道 -You recognise that? -Do I fuck!
你当然知道 是你的 对不对 Eh, you fucking do. It's yours. Eh?
该死 你在胡说什么 混蛋 Fucking. What you fucking... You're talking shit, you prick.
你们都滚出去 All of ya, fucking come on.
好吧 孩子们 开火 Right, boys. Fire!
-关上 -你在做什么 -Turn it off! -What are you fucking doing?
-好了 -滚出去 -There you go. -Oh, fuck off!
-继续啊 -你们实在搞恶作剧 -Come on. -You're a fucking joke.
滚出去 Fuck off.
滚 滚 是这个吗 Fuck off. Fuck off. Hey, is this it?
好了 孩子们 进去 Right, boys. Get in there.
-别闹了 别闹了 -该死的别闹了 -Come on. Come on. -Fucking come on.
把摄影机关了 Get away with that fucking camera.
-现在认出来了吗 -不要拍我 -D'you recognise it now? -Get it out the face.
-什么 -你认的这把枪吗 -What? -Do you recognise it now?
那是手枪 你想说什么 想要什么 It's a fucking gun. What d'you want? what d'you fucking want?
你知道是谁的吗 Do you recognise it?
就一把该死的手枪 外面有很多 It's a fucking gun. There's hundreds of 'em.
是把好枪 Oh, fucking nice one.
-你认出来了吗 -一把好枪 -D'you recognise it now, eh? -Fucking nice one.
-再想想 -滚出去 -Acknowledge it now. -Get out of me...
是把枪 我从没有见过 No, it's a fucking gun. No, I've never fucking seen it.
你这该死的 Get to fuck.
不要 不要砸 该死的 Fucking hell! No! Leave it out! Fuck!
-你认出是谁的枪了吗 -滚吧 -Do you recognise it? -Fuck off.
好吧 孩子们 Right, boys.
-装修吧 -什么? -Decorate! -What?
该死的 你弄我眼里了 Fucking hell. You got it in me eye!
你这帮混蛋 You fucking divs.
现在认识了吗 认得这把枪吗 Do you recognise it now? Do you recognise it now?
去死 Fuck off.
好了 孩子们 停止开火 Okay, boys, hold fire.
停下 停下 Hold it. Hold it.
好了 孩子们 这是法庭 后退 All right, boys, it's a court. Get back.
你个混蛋 You fucker.
好了 肥猪埃里克 我已经看见了 All right, fat Eric, I've fucking seen it.
-怎么样呢 -你赢了 -And? -Well, you fucking win.
听到了吗 孩子们 You get that, boys?
女士们先生们 在你眼前 Ladies and gentlemen, before your very eyes,
我要把这把手枪砸成碎片 I am gonna smash this bleedin' gun into smithereens.
不要砸 这是意大利手枪 Whoa, not the fucking tiles. They're Italian, them.
-是意大利的吗 -是 -Are they italian? -Yeah.
该死的混球 You fucking twat.
混帐 不要砸了 You fucking cunt. Fucking pack it in!
你知道他们一家 你胆敢再靠近他们 You know that family? You don't go near 'em.
再看他们 和他们说话 You don't look at 'em, you don't talk to 'em,
连想都不能想 You don't even think about 'em.
因为你知道后果 Because you know what'll happen?
酒鬼 我以为你能预知未来 Come on, tosspot, I thought you could tell the future.
还是让我来说说你的未来吧 Well, let me tell you your future.
我们会带10车人来 We're gonna turn up here with 10 coach loads and
把你的房子一块砖一块砖的拆了 We're gonna take this house apart, brick by fucking brick.
而这个你和你小朋友一直盯着看的小电影 And this little movie that you've been starring in with your little mate.
给瑞安说一句话就会上Bluetube视频网 One word to Ryan and it's gonna be on Bluetube.
是Youtube视频网 叫Youtube It's Youtube. It's called Youtube.
不管怎样 你会在上面 Well, whatever it is. You're gonna be on it.
上面有你那娘娘腔 还有你紧身内裤的朋友 With your fucking poncy posing pouch and your gimp of a mate,
所有人都会笑你下面的小家伙 And all the people laughing at your little red willy.
你就喜欢那样对不对? You fancy that, do ya? Eh?
如果你敢跑到哪里躲起来 And if you try and run away to some bolt-hole in
即使是黑泽或者赫布里底群岛的兔子窝 Blackpool or some rabbit hole in the outer Hebrides
我们都能找到你 We'll find ya.
我都会找到你 你知道为什么吗 I'll find ya! You know why?
因为我是邮差 Cause I'm a fucking postman!
坎通纳 坎通纳... Ooh, ah, Cantona ooh, ah, Cantona ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh,
坎通纳上车 孩子们 很好 Ah Cantona get on, boys. Well done.
快点 我们去看比赛 来几杯啤酒 Come on, let's get to the match. Let's get a few beers.
干的不错 孩子们 很好 Well done, boys, well done.
老兄 埃里克 真的谢谢你 Oh, man. Oi, Eric, fucking thanks so much, mate.
这就是我想要的 It's what I'm here for, innit?
知道我的意思吗 我愿意做一切来解决 D'you know what I mean? I would have done anything.
然后你解决了这一切 就像 And then, like, you've sorted all that out, and like...
没事的 It's all right.
我也很后悔 知道吗 I'm just, I'm sorry as well, d'you know, like?
-没事 -至少我们不会再有麻烦了 -It's all right. -At least we got troubles no more.
-谢谢你 埃里克 -不用谢 儿子 -Thanks. thanks, Eric. -You're welcome, son.
-真的不用谢 -仔细点 伙计 分类 -You're welcome, honest. -Seriously, man. Sorted.
你和莉莉说过么? Have you spoke to Lily?
她没有回电话 Nah. She's not returning me calls, is she?
你应该给她说说 You've got to speak to her.
告诉她发生什么事 她会理解的 Just tell her what happened and that and she'll understand.
听着 都已经结束了 Listen, that's all finished with, that.
我是是说她已经受够了 我真的不怪她 I mean, she's had enough. You know what? I can't say I blame her, really.
但是她不会的 Yeah, but she ain't had enough.
如果他知道我做的一切 你又帮我度过难关 If she knows about what I did and how you helped me out and that.
-听着 孩子 听着 不用管了 -我们在等你们 -Listen, lads. Listen. Leave it. -We're waiting for you lot.
给他打电话 爸爸 Call her or something, then. Dad.
我会的 我会的 我会的 I will, I will, I will.
快点 坎通纳 迟钝的家伙 希望你没有偷东西 Come on, Cantona, you dozy git. I hope you haven't been robbing.
我们要错过比赛了 Come on. We're gonna miss the match.
快点 Come on.
-这地方真不错 -是啊 -It's a nice place, isn't it? -Yeah, yeah.
-你还好吗 -好 你呢 -Hiya. Are you all right. -Yeah, are you?
我为你自豪 为你自豪 I'm proud of you, kid, proud of you.
爸爸 Oh, Dad.
戴茜也为你自豪 So proud of you for Daisy as well.
来 萨姆 Come on, Sam.
所有人都出来 All the hooligans on the outside.
-好了 你想站在哪 -There you go. -Where do you want you?
在后面的垃圾桶附近 In the wheelie bin. Get in the back there, somewhere.
-真的吗 -好吧 -Yeah? -All right, come on.
不要拿我的发型开玩笑 No taking the piss out of my hairdo, all right?
别这样 Oh, come on.
-你没带说明书吗 -我要调成人像 -You haven't got the book on it? -I've gotta put it on portrait.
-膘哥 -人像 -Meatballs. -Portrait.
我知道我在做什么 我已经快好了 I know what I'm doing. I've been on a course.
是啊 再看看书 Yeah, reading books.
好了 没有 不会吧 That's it. No, come on.
不要 真丢人啊 Oh, no, this is so embarrassing.
好了 好了 是你毕业 Come on. Come on, it's your graduation.
萨姆和戴茜 快点 快点 快 Sam and Daisy, come on. Come on, come on.
-杰西在哪 笑一下 老兄 -快点 好的 -Where's Jess? Cheers, mate. -Come on. Right.
好了 All right now.
上帝啊 她真漂亮 是不是 God, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
真为她开心 I'm so happy for her.
谢谢你给我打电话 你知道 Listen, thanks for ringing, you know.
这样让今天更简单了 Made today a lot easier.
自从那次蠢事发生之后 I was just so embarrassed about meeting, you know,
我一直觉得见面很不好意思 After all that nonsense at the house.
知道吗 我不知道自己做了什么 埃里克 Tell you what, I don't know what I'd have done, Eric.
我有很多勇气 我会给你的 It took a lot of courage, I'll give you that.
而且你知道吗 他们很爱你 萨姆也很爱你 And d'you know, them boys, they love you to pieces. So does Sam.
你一定是做了什么 You must have done something right, eh?
我想让爸爸妈妈照个相 I wanna take a picture of Mum and Dad.
妈妈 爸爸 该你们了 Mum. Dad. Come on. Your turn now.
不 不 不 不拍了 亲爱的 No, no. No, it's all right, love.
-来吧 来吧 来吧 -我想要你俩的照片 -Come on. Come on. Come on. -I want a picture of you two.
-你抱她吗 -当然 一定 -Will you take her? -Yeah, come on.
来吧 没事的 Come on, it'll be all right.
-你想让我们站哪 -中间 -Where do you want us? -In the middle.
你们好了吗 是自动的 注意了 You're all right, it's on automatic there, focus.
什么 这里? What, here?
-按一下这个就行 -我是不是按了就行 好的 -Just press that. -Do I just press that? Okay.
-好了 很好 -看看他 -All right. Nice one. -Look at him.
爸爸 你脚上穿的是什么玩意? Dad, what the hell have you got on your feet?
一双蓝鞋子 It's me blue shoes.
开玩笑吗? Are you kidding me?
你以为我没注意到吗 你像个傻瓜 And you think I didn't notice, you lunatic.
像个傻瓜? Lunatic?
这双鞋很好 That's a lovely one.
当海鸥... When the seagulls...
跟着渔船飞的时候 Follow the trawler,
因为它们以为沙丁鱼会被扔到海里 It's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
非常谢谢 Thank you very much.