(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
美好的日子一般會發生什麼?
你從不知道
慶祝季節變化...
(MOBILE RINGING)
你起早了! 發生了什麼? You're up early! What's happening?
真是噩夢,因為爸爸不願聽,媽媽快發瘋了 It's a nightmare 'cause Dad won't listen and I'm telling you, Mum's going mental.
Martha,這是大事,你一定要阻止他 Swear to God, Martha, this is epic. You got to get in there and stop him.
我要怎麼做?告訴爸爸不能帶她來? - How do I do that? - Tell Dad he can't bring her.
等等,是Leo,我等下回你 (BEEPING)
Hold on, that's Leo. I'll call you back.
Martha,如果爸爸和媽媽再吵, 告訴他們我甚至不需要派對 Martha, if Mum and Dad start to kick off,
tell them I don't even want a party. I didn't even ask for one.
我沒要求過,他們可以像以前一樣給我錢就行 They can always give me the money instead.
為什麼要我告訴他們?你怎麼不自己去說? 等等,是媽媽 Why do I have to tell them? Why can't you?
我等會回你 Hold on, that's Mum. I'll call you back.
我不介意你父親私下嘲弄自己 I don't mind your father making a fool of himself in private,
但這是Leo的21歲生日,大家都會參加 but this is Leo's 21 st. Everyone is going to be there,
我們整個家庭會被大家恥笑 and the entire family is going to look ridiculous.
媽媽,這是個派對! 我無法阻止爸爸帶她女友來 Mum, it's a party. I can't stop Dad from bringing his girlfriend.
等等,是爸爸,我等會回你 (BEEPING)
Hold on, that's Dad. I'll call you back.
Martha? 告訴你媽,Leo是我兒子 Martha, now tell your mother.
我為派對付了一半錢 Leo is my son, and I'm paying for half that party.
我有資格帶我喜歡的人來 I'm entitled to bring who I like.
如果你在那和Annalise在一起 在媽媽看來像什麼? I know, but think what it's going to look like for Mum
if you're standing there with Annalise.
Annalise怎麼了? What's wrong with Annalise?
是Martha嗎? 問聲好! Is that Martha? Say hi!
-Hi,Martha! Hiii! -Hiii,Annalise... Hi, Martha! Hi!
Hi, Annalise.
使勁親一個!親愛的!派對見,寶貝! Big kiss! Lots of love! See you at the party, babes!
現在帶我去購物吧,大男孩 Now take me shopping, big boy.
就像這樣! 你看到了嗎? Like so!
See?
看著點路,夥計! Oi! Watch it, mate!
我今早之前還好,然後,我不知道 I was all right till this morning, and then...
我醒來又覺得暈眩 I don't know, I woke up and I felt all dizzy again.
比我來的時候更糟 It was worse than when I came in.
脈搏有點微弱 Pulse is slightly thready.
讓我們看看英國最好的 學生有什麼建議 Well, let's see what Britain's finest might suggest. Any ideas, Morgenstern?
有什麼主意,Morgenstern? Er, dizziness could be a sign of early onset diabetes.
頭昏眼花可能是糖尿病的早期症狀
不太可能是糖尿病,請原諒,Finnegan小姐 有其他意見嗎? Swales? Hardly early onset, if you'll forgive me, Miss Finnegan.
Any more ideas? Swales?
建議進行CT掃瞄 Urn...
- Could recommend a CT scan. - And spend all our money?
浪費我們的錢? Jones? Jones?
我們可以給Meniere驗血 We could take bloods and check for Meniere's disease.
或者我們可以直接問病人 Or we could simply ask the patient.
你昨晚晚飯吃了些什麼? What did you have for dinner last night?
-我吃的沙拉 -前天呢? -還是沙拉 I had salad.
- And the night before? - Salad, again.
上個星期每晚都吃沙拉, 與我的指導相反 And salad every night for the past week, contrary to my instructions.
缺乏鹽分,僅此而已 簡單的,普通的鹽 A salt deficiency, that's all.
Simple, honest salt.
希波克拉底他詳細說明過鹽的優點 (注:希波克拉底,古希臘醫師,稱醫藥之父) Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt.
曾建議吸入海水的蒸汽 Recommended the inhalation of steam from sea water.
毫無疑問,如果他被我的學生所折磨 Though no doubt if he'd been afflicted with my students,
他的誓言可能會更有趣的多 his oaths might have been rather more colourful.
Smith先生,早安,今天還好嗎? Now then, Mr Smith, a very good morning to you. How are you today?
噢,還不算糟,你知道,還有點不舒服 Oh, not so bad. Still a bit, you know... Blah.
John Smith,昨天有些腹痛,Jones? John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains.
為什麼不看看你能發現些什麼?給我點驚喜 Jones, why don't you see what you can find? Amaze me.
-在外面到處亂跑可不太明智,是吧? -你說什麼? It wasn't very clever running around outside, was it?
- Sorry? -on Chancellor Street, this morning.
-今早在大臣街上,你跑到我面前解開領帶 -真的嗎? - Came up to me and took your tie off. - Really? What did I do that for?
我為何要那麼做? I don't know, you just did.
-我不知道,你就是那麼做了 -不是我,我一直在床上,可以問護士 Not me. I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.
真奇怪,看起來很像你,你有兄弟嗎? Well, that's weird 'cause it looked like you.
沒,不再有了。就我一個 - Have you got a brother? - No, not any more. Just me.
隨著時光流逝,我變得更軟弱 和更令人厭煩,Miss Jones? As time passes and I grow ever more infirm and weary, Miss Jones...
對不起 Sorry.
好了... Right.
(HEARTS BEATING)
我為下一代而哭泣 I weep for future generations.
你找心臟的位置有什麼問題嗎? Are you having trouble locating the heart, Miss Jones?
我不知道 Urn, I don't know. Stomach cramps?
-胃抽筋? -那只是一個症狀,不是診斷 That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
你寧可通不過基本技能考核 也不先參考一下病人的記錄 And you rather failed basic techniques
by not consulting first with the patient's chart.
-今早我也遇到這樣的事 -我也遇到過 That happened to me this morning.
I had the same thing on the door handle.
-我也是,在電梯裡 -只是沒料到而已 - And me, in the lift. - Well, it's only to be expected.
有雷暴正在接近 There's a thunderstorm moving in
閃電是靜電的一種形式,第一個證實的是... and lightning is a form of static electricity,
as was first proven by... Anyone?
-有人知道嗎? -Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin.
正確 Correct.
我的夥計Ben!真是難忘的日子, 我拿的風箏繩子都燒斷了,自己也淋濕了 My mate, Ben. That was a day and a half. I got rope burns off that kite.
-很好 -然後我觸電了! - And then I got soaked. - Quite.
And then I got electrocuted!
-繼續前進... -我想也許是精神病人的一次參觀 Moving on.
I think perhaps a visit from psychiatric.
下一個我們要看的是... And next, we have Mr...
不,聽著,我想出了一個計劃 No, listen, I've worked out a plan.
我們告訴Annalise今晚的食物全都是含糖的 We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate,
然後她一定就不會來了! and she won't turn up.
認真點,她花的是我們的財產,還是假冒的膚色! I wish you'd take this seriously.
That's our inheritance she's spending on fake tan.
我離的不遠,我們見個面吧 Tell you what, I'm not that far away.
我們可以草擬個作戰計劃 I'll meet you for a sandwich, we can draw up a battle plan.
-在這種天氣裡?我不會出去,在下傾盆大雨 -我這裡沒下 What, in this weather? I'm not going out, it's pouring down.
It's not raining here.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
老天,真奇怪 God, that's weird. It's raining right on top of you.
-你頭頂上在下雨,我能看到,我在的地方卻干的 -你只是運氣好罷了 - I can see it, but it's dry where I am. - Well, you just got lucky.
就像在卡通片裡,一個人頭頂上來了一片雲 No, but it's like in cartoons, when a man's got a cloud over his head.
我來告訴你我們要怎麼做 Yeah, but listen, I'll tell you what we do...
我們告訴爸爸和Annalise早些到,大約7:30 We tell Dad and Annalise to get there early, about 7:30,
我們叫Leo同樣的時間去慶祝生日 and we tell Leo to get there at the same time
so we can do all that birthday stuff.
我們叫媽媽在8:30,9點左右到那裡 We tell Mum to get there for about 8:50-9:00,
那就能給我時間和Annalise談談, 然後... 什麼? then that gives me time to have a word with Annalise and...
What?
-那雨 -只是下雨 - The rain. - It's only rain.
Martha,你有沒有看到那雨? Martha, have you seen the rain?
怎麼大家都對下雨感到大驚小怪? Why is everyone fussing about rain?
-在向上 -雨在向上落 It's going UP-
The rain is going up.
-到底怎麼了? -你沒事吧? What the hell was that?
Are you all right?
我想是的 I think so, yeah.
-好像是地震還是... ? -Martha! It felt like an earthquake or...
是晚上 Martha, it's night.
但現在是中午啊 - But it was lunch time... - It's not night.
-不是晚上 -但一定是 But it's got to be. It's dark.
外面都黑了
我們在月球上 - We're on the moon! - Can't be.
不可能!我們在月球上
We're on the moon.
我們在該死的月球上! We're on the bloody moon.
-對不起,小姐,不能進去 -我的老天 I'm sorry, miss, no.
Oh, my God.
(SIREN WAILING)
Martha? Martha,能聽見我嗎? Martha? Martha, can you hear me?
Martha? Martha?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
來人幫幫我! Somebody help! Somebody help me!
-你看到Stoker先生嗎? -對不起,我幫不了你 - Have you seen... - I'm sorry, I can't.
好了,大家回到床上去,出現了緊急情況, 但我們會解決的,不用擔心 All right now, everyone, back to bed.
We've got an emergency, but we'll sort it out. Don't worry.
這是真的,這確實是真的! It's real. It's really real.
-等等 -不要!我們會失去空氣的! - Hold on. - Don't! We'll lose all the air!
它們不是密封的,如果空氣會洩漏出去 早就發生了,但是沒有,可怎麼會? But they're not exactly airtight. If the air was gonna get sucked out,
it would've happened straightaway, but it didn't.
不錯的觀點! 事實上很聰明 你叫什麼名字? - So, how come? - Very good point!
- Brilliant, in fact. What was your name? - Martha.
-Martha -是姓Jones,對嗎? And it was Jones, wasn't it?
好吧,Martha Jones,問題是我們如何呼吸的? Well, Martha Jones, question is, how are we still breathing?
-我們不可能的! -我們確實是,別浪費我時間 We can't be!
Martha,這層有沒有露台或陽台或...? Obviously we are so don't waste my time.
Martha, what have we got? Is there a balcony on this ?oor, or a veranda?
-有的,在病人休息室旁 -你想出去嗎? By the patients' lounge, yeah.
- You fancy going out? - Okay.
-好的 -我們可能會死 - We might die. - We might not.
我們可能不會
很好!來吧 Good. Come on.
她別來,她會阻止我們 Not her, she'd hold us up.
(DOCTOR INHALING)
我們有空氣! We've got air.
怎麼會這樣? - How does that work? - Just be glad it does.
只要慶幸有就行了
我今晚還有派對要參加 I've got a party tonight.
是我哥哥的21歲生日 It's my brother's 21st.
我母親真的會... My mother's gonna be really... Really...
-真的... -你沒事吧? -沒事 - You okay? - Yeah.
-確定? -是的 -想回去嗎? -沒辦法回去 - Sure? - Yeah.
- Do you want to go back in? - No way.
我們隨時都會死,但仍然... I mean, we could die any minute, but all the same, it's beautiful.
真美 Do you think?
-你怎麼想? -多少人想來月球上? How many people want to go to the moon? And here we are.
現在我們在這裡 Standing in the Earth light.
站在地球之光中
你認為發生了什麼? What do you think happened?
-你怎麼看? -外星人 What do you think?
Extraterrestrial. It's got to be.
一定是,幾年以前我還不知道 I don't know, a few years ago that would've sounded mad, but these days...
聽起來會覺得很瘋狂,但現在...
太空船撞進大笨鐘 That spaceship flying into Big Ben. Christmas. Those Cybermen things.
聖誕入侵,還有那些電腦人
我有個堂妹 I had a cousin, Adeola.
叫Adeola
她在金絲雀碼頭工作 She worked at Canary Wharf.
她再也沒回家 She never came home.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
是的 Yeah.
我曾在那裡 I was there, in the battle. It was...
在戰爭中,他們...
我向你保證,Smith先生,我們會找到辦法的 I promise you, Mr Smith, we will find a way out.
既然我們能來到月球,那我們一定能回去 If we can travel to the moon, then we can travel back.
-一定有辦法 -我不叫Smith There's got to be a way.
-那不是我的真名 -那你是誰? It's not Smith. That's not my real name.
我是The Doctor(博士) - Who are you, then? - I'm the Doctor.
我也是Doctor(醫生),如果我曾通過考試的話 Me, too, if I ever pass my exams.
叫你呢,Smith醫生? What is it then, Dr Smith?
-就是博士 -"就是醫生"是什麼意思? - Just the Doctor. - How do you mean, just the Doctor?
-就是博士 -什麼,人們都叫你"醫生"? Just the Doctor.
- What, people call you "the Doctor"? - Yeah.
-是的 -我還不是 Well, I'm not. Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
我猜你一定努力贏得了那頭銜
那我們最好開始吧,讓我們看看 Well, I'd better make a start, then. Let's have a look.
那裡一定有某種... There must be some sort of...
力場防止空氣洩漏 Force-field.
Keeping the air in.
但如果這像氣泡一樣把我們封在裡面, 那就是說這裡是我們僅有的空氣 But if that's like a bubble sealing us in,
that means this is the only air we've got.
如果用完了怎麼辦?這醫院裡有多少人? - What happens when it runs out? - How many people in this hospital?
不知道,上千人? Don't know, a thousand?
上千人將窒息而死 - One thousand people, suffocating. - Why would anyone do that?
為什麼有人要這麼做? (RUMBLING)
抬頭看!你自己問他們 Heads up! Ask him yourself.
外星人 MARTHA: Aliens.
那是外星人,真正的完全的外星人 That's aliens!
Real, proper aliens.
Judoon人 Judoon.
Stoker先生? Mr Stoker?
對不起,我不知道該問誰 你能幫我個忙嗎? I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to ask, but can you help me?
我想我們阿司匹林用完了,...小姐? I think we've gone beyond aspirin, Miss...
-Finnegan -名字! Finnegan.
Names! What are names now
現在名字還有什麼意義,此時某些 叫不出名字的東西正朝我們行軍 when something unnameable is marching towards us across the moon?
再過2年,我以為再過2年就能退休到佛羅里達 Two more years, I thought. Two more years and then retire to Florida.
但佛羅里達在那裡,在空中 But there is Florida, in the sky. I can see it.
我能看到! 我的女兒 -
My daughter. She's still in university. I am never going to see her again.
她還在大學裡
我再也看不到她了 - But I need help, Mr Stoker. - I can't do anything!
但我需要幫助,Stoker先生
-我幫不了你! -我認為你可以的 Oh, I think you can.
你們兩個要幹什麼? 現在簽收什麼東西晚了點 What do you two want? It's a bit late to sign for anything.
這兩個是我可愛的男孩 These are my lovely boys. I prefer not to get my hands dirty.
我可不想弄髒自己的手
-你說什麼? -你瞧,有些偉大的測試將要進行 - I'm sorry? - You see, there are great tests to come,
還有恐怖的行為,有些是衝我來的 and terrible deeds.
Some of them my own.
但如果我要活下去的話,我就需要你 But if I'm to survive this, I need you.
-你在說些什麼? -血 - What are you talking about? - Blood. Specifically, yours.
就要你的血
你要幹什麼? What are you doing?
你要幹什麼?放開我!見鬼?放開我! What are you doing?
Will you let go of me! What the hell? Let go!
你瞧,我只是缺鹽因為我非常擅長吸收它 You see, I was only salt deficient
because I'm so very good at absorbing it.
但現在我的血管需要來點火 But now I need fire in my veins.
有誰能比得上一位醫生 And who better than a consultant, with blood full of salty fats
充滿了帶鹽的脂肪和美味佳釀呢? and vintage wines and all those Michelin star sauces?
-你是誰? -我是倖存者,Stoker先生 Who are you?
Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.
不惜一切代價,瞧! At any cost.
Look!
我甚至帶了吸管 I've even brought a straw.
(SCREAMING)
Bo! Sco! Fo! Do! Bo! Sco! Fo! Do! No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!
No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!
我們是行星地球的公民 We are citizens of planet Earth. We welcome you in peace.
我們友好的歡迎你們到來
(GROWLING)
請-請別傷害我 Please don't hurt me. I was just trying to help, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.
我只是想幫忙,對不起, 別傷害我,請別傷害我
Please don't hurt me.
"請-請別傷害我 我只是想幫忙" Please don't hurt me. I was just trying to help, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.
-"對不起,別傷害我" -語言已相同 Please don't hurt me.
Language assimilated. Designation, Earth English.
名稱: 地球英語
你將會被分類 You will be catalogued.
種類: 人類 Category, human.
分類所有嫌疑犯 Catalogue all suspects.
你們醫院有個小商店!我喜歡小商店 Aw, look down there, you've got a little shop.
別管那個!Judoon是什麼? - I like a little shop. -Never mind that. What are Judoon?
他們就像警察... They're like police. Well, police-for-hire.
僱傭警察,更像星際惡棍 - They're more like interplanetary thugs. - And they brought us to the moon?
-他們把我們帶來月球? -中立領土 Neutral territory. According to Galactic Law,
根據銀河系法律,他們在地球沒有權限 they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth so they isolated it.
那陣雨和閃電?是他們在使用水吸器 That rain and lightning, that was them using an H2O Scoop.
你怎麼知道什麼"銀河系法律"? 那法律哪來的? Why are you on about, Galactic Law? I mean, where did you get that from?
-人類 -如果他們是警察,我們被逮捕了嗎? JUDOON: Human.
If they're police, are we under arrest?
-我們在月球上被捕了嗎? -不是,但我喜歡那樣!好想法 Are we trespassing on the moon or something?
No, but I like that! Good thinking. No, wish it were that simple.
不,倒希望是那麼簡單 他們在分類
They're making a catalogue, that means they're after something non-human,
-就是說他們在找非人類的生物 對我而言是個壞消息 -為什麼? which is very bad news for me.
Why?
你在跟我開玩笑 Oh, you're kidding me?
別那麼荒謬 Don't be ridiculous.
-別那樣看著我 -那跟我來吧 Stop looking at me like that.
Come on, then.
第5組,1樓! 第6組,2樓! Troop 5, ?oor one.
Troop 6, floor two.
鑒別人類並找出罪犯!找出來! Identify humans and find the transgressor.
Find it!
-準備被分類! -照他說的做!他們只是用發光的東西照下 Prepare to be catalogued!
Do what they say. All they want to do is shine this light thing.
他們不會傷害我們,聽他們的 It's all right, they're not going to hurt us. Just listen to them.
目擊犯罪 Witness the crime.
罪名: 身體攻擊 Charge, physical assault. Plea, guilty.
宣判: 有罪。判決: 死刑 Sentence, execution.
你不必那麼做的 You didn't have to do that.
審判是立刻執行的 Justice is swift.
(BUZZING)
他們到了第3層 They've reached the third floor.
-那東西是什麼? -音速起子 - What's that thing? - Sonic screwdriver.
如果你不想正面回答... Well, if you're not going to answer me properly.
不,真的,它就是! 它是個起子,又是音速的,瞧 No, really, it is! It's a screwdriver and it's...sonic.
你還有些什麼?激光扳手? Look.
What else have you got? A laser spanner?
曾有過,但被Emily Pankhurst偷走了 厚顏無恥的女人 I did, but it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst. Cheeky woman.
這電腦怎麼回事? ! What's wrong with this computer?
Judoon一定把它鎖住了 Judoon must have locked it down.
月球上的Judoon警察部隊 Judoon platoon upon the moon.
我只是在過去旅行,我發誓 我並沒有在找麻煩 I was just travelling past, I swear, I was just wandering.
I wasn't looking for trouble. Honestly, I wasn't.
但我注意到醫院周圍的那些等離子線圈 But I noticed these plasma coils around the hospital.
大約2天前建起來的 That lightning, that's a plasma coil, it's been building up for two days now.
所以我想醫院裡一定有事發生 So I checked in, I thought something was going on inside.
結果居然是Judoon出現在頭頂上 Turns out the plasma coils were the Judoon up above.
-他們在找什麼? -看起來像人類但不是的東西 - What are they looking for? - Something that looks human, but isn't.
-顯然像你一樣 -像我一樣 - Like you, apparently. - Like me, but not me.
-但不是我 -他們沒有照片嗎? -也許是變形者 - Haven't they got a photo? - Might be a shape-changer.
不管它是什麼, 你就不能別管Judoon去找到它? Whatever it is, can't you just leave the Judoon to find it?
如果他們發現醫院窩藏逃犯有罪, 他們會消滅它 If they declare the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive,
they'll sentence it to execution.
-我們所有人? -沒錯,但如果我能先找到... - All of us? -Oh, yes.
But if I can find this thing first... Oh!
Oh! 看到了嗎? ! 他們太過分了! Judoon太過分了 Do you see? They're thick. Judoon are thick.
太過分了,他們抹去了記錄! They are so completely thick, they've wiped the records!
-那很聰明 -我們在找什麼? -我也不知道 Oh, that's clever.
- What are we looking for? - I don't know.
比如,有病人有不尋常的症狀 也許有備份... Say, any patient admitted in the past week with unusual symptoms.
你繼續忙吧,我去找Stoker先生, 他也許知道 Maybe there's a backup.
Just keep working, I'll go and ask Mr Stoker. He might know.
Stoker先生? Mr Stoker...
(SLURPING)
殺了她! Kill her!
-我恢復了備份數據 -你找到她了! -你什麼? - I've restored the backup. - I found her!
You did what?
快跑! Run!
Quick!
我一說"現在",就按按鈕 When I say "now", press the button.
-但我不知道哪個按鈕! -那就找出來! - But I don't know which one. - Then find out!
現在! NOW!
你做了什麼? What did you do?
將輻射增加50倍,把他殺了 Increased the radiation by 5,000%. Killed him dead.
但那不會也殺了你嗎? 不,那只是X光輻射 - But isn't that gonna kill you? - Nah, it's only roentgen radiation.
我們過去常玩X光積木 We used to play with roentgen bricks in the nursery.
安全了,你可以出來了 我吸收了所有的輻射 It's safe for you to come out. I've absorbed it all.
我只需要把它排出體外 All I need to do is expel it.
如果我集中精神 See, if I concentrate,
把輻射從我的身體轉移到一點 shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot.
(GRUNTS)
比如我的左邊鞋子 Say, my left shoe.
開始吧,很容易的! Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it.
出來,出來,出來,出來 Out, out, out, out, out, out, out...
出來,出來,好癢,好癢,好癢,好癢! Ow, ow, ow!
(EXCLAIMS) Itches, itches, itches, itches!
Hold on.
-搞定! -你完全瘋了 - Done! - You're completely mad.
你說得對,只穿一隻鞋的確有些蠢 You're right, I look daft with one shoe.
光腳在月球上! Barefoot on the moon!
那是什麼東西? So what is that thing? And where's it from, Planet Zovirax?
-它從哪裡來,Zovirax行星? -只是一個Slab
It's just a Slab. They're called Slabs.
他們叫Slabs
低級奴隸蜂,從頭到尾都是固態皮 Basic slave drones, you see.
Solid leather all the way through. Someone has got one hell of a fetish.
有人從神物裡弄來的
但是那個女人,Finnegan小姐 But it was that woman, Miss Finnegan.
它為她工作,就像一個僕人 It was working for her, just like a servant.
-我的音速起子! -她是一名病人... -我的音速起子燒壞了! - My sonic screwdriver! - She was one of the patients, but...
Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
她叼著吸管,像某種吸血鬼 She had this straw, like some sort of vampire.
-我愛我的音速起子! -博士! - I love my sonic screwdriver! - Doctor!
對不起 Sorry.
-你叫我博士 -無論如何! - You called me Doctor. - Anyway...
Finnegan小姐是外星人 Miss Finnegan is the alien. She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.
我看到她在喝Stoker先生的血
真是吃點心的好時間,你曾說她在躲藏 Funny time to take a snack. You'd think she'd be hiding.
除非... 不? Unless... No!
想到了!就是這樣! 等一下 Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.
沒錯!器官變形者! Yes! Shape-changer, internal shape-changer!
她不是在喝他的血,她是在吸收它 She wasn't drinking blood, she was assimilating it.
準備被分類! JUDOON: Prepare to be catalogued!
(ALL SCREAMING)
人類 Human.
如果她能吸收Stoker的血,模擬人類生態, 她分類時將表現為人類! If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood, mimic the biology,
she'll register as human.
我們必須找到她然後交給Judoon,快! We've got to find her and show the Judoon. Come on!
人類 Human.
Slabs有個特點-他們總是成雙成對出現 That's the thing about Slabs. They always travel in pairs.
-你呢? -我什麼? - What about you? - What about me what?
你有沒有後援?你一定有拍檔之類的 Haven't you got backup? You must have a partner or something.
人類! 我們在月球上,和Judoon 以及吸血罪犯在一起,而你卻問我個人問題?! Humans! We're stuck on the moon, running out of air,
with Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal,
and you're asking personal questions. Come on.
我喜歡- "人類!" 我還是不能確信你是外星人 I like that. "Humans!"
I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
非人類! Non-human!
老天,你真的是!又來了 - Oh, my God, you really are! - And again.
他們已檢查過這一層 They've done this floor. Come on.
趕快
Judoon很講邏輯而且有點過 The Judoon are logical and just a little bit thick.
他們不會檢查已經查過的層, 如果我們幸運的話 They won't go back to check a ?oor they've checked already. If we're lucky.
醫院還有多少氧氣? How much oxygen is there?
給那麼多人用遠不夠 Not enough for all these people. We're gonna run out.
-我們快用完了 -你覺得怎麼樣? 你還好嗎?
How you feeling? You all right?
靠腎上腺素還撐得住 - Running on adrenalin. - Welcome to my world.
-歡迎來我的世界 -Judoon怎麼樣? What about the Judoon?
他們肺儲量很大,不會減慢他們的腳步的 Stoker先生的辦公室在哪? Great big lung reserves. It won't slow them down.
- Where's Mr Stoker's office? - It's this way.
這邊走
她不在! She's gone. She was here.
她曾經在的
把他吸乾了 Drained him dry. Every last drop.
一滴不剩,我沒錯,她是個Plasmavore - I was right, she's a Plasmavore. - What's she doing on Earth?
她在地球做什麼?
躲藏,在逃亡 Hiding, on the run. Like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.
就像Ronald Biggs在里約熱內盧
-她現在在做什麼? -她還沒有安全 What's she doing now? She's still not safe.
-Judoon可能會殺了我們所有人,快來 -等一下 The Judoon could execute us all. Come on.
Wait a minute.
好好想想,如果我一名被警察包圍的 一個Plasmavore通緝犯,我會怎麼做? Think, think, think.
If I was a wanted Plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?
Oh! She's as clever as me.
她比我聰明 Almost.
差不多 (CRASHING)
找出非人類! 處死! Find the non-human! Execute!
待在這裡,你得攔住他們 Martha, stay here. I need time, you've got to hold them up.
-我怎麼能做到? -只需...忘了我 - How do I do that? - Just forgive me for this.
這能救上千條性命, 這不代表什麼,真的 It could save a thousand lives and it means nothing. Honestly, nothing.
那不代表什麼? That was nothing?
你看到了嗎?! Have you seen? There are these things!
外面那些東西,那些巨大太空犀牛 These great, big space rhino things.
我是說,從太空來的犀牛?! 我們在月球上! I mean, rhinos from space, and we're on the moon!
月球上拿著槍的巨大太空犀牛! Great, big space rhinos with guns! On the moon!
我只是來治姆囊炎的!瞧!都好了, 治的很好,護士們很可愛 I only came in for my bunions! Look!
All fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely.
我會向別人推薦這個地方, 但現在我們要死在月球上了! I said to my wife, "I'd recommend this place to anyone."
But then we end up on the moon! And did I mention the rhinos?
-我說過犀牛了嗎?! -抓住他 Hold him.
找出非人類! 處死! Find the non-human! Execute!
聽我說,我知道你們在找誰 Now, listen, I know who you're looking for.
她是個女人,她叫自己Florence She's this woman. She calls herself Florence.
人類,等等!有可疑的非人類痕跡! Human.
Wait. Non-human trace suspected.
證實有非人類元素! Non-human element confirmed.
批准進行全面掃瞄! Authorise full scan.
(MUMBLES)
你是什麼? 你是什麼? What are you?
那個大機器 - 應該發出那種聲音嗎? That big machine thing, is it supposed to be making that noise?
-你不會理解 -但那不是什麼核磁共振機嗎? You wouldn't understand.
But isn't that a magnetic resonance imaging thing?
就像一塊巨大的磁鐵? 我學過磁學GCSE Like a ginormous sort of a magnet? I did Magnetics GCSE.
我沒能通過,但... Well, I failed, but all the same.
一個通量增加到5萬特斯拉的磁鐵 A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 tesla.
那是有點強,是嗎? Ooh, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
我將發出磁脈衝會把方圓25萬英里範圍內的 It'll send out a magnetic pulse
that'll fry the brainstems of every living thing
所有生物的腦幹烤熟 within 250,000 miles.
除了我,安全的待在這房間 Except for me. Safe in this room.
等等,等等,我學過地理GCSE,這個通過了 But hold on, hold on. I did Geography GCSE, I passed that one.
-這個距離是否包括了地球? -只有朝向月球的一面 Doesn't that distance include the Earth?
Only the side facing the moon. The other half will survive.
另一半將倖免,就當作我小小的禮物吧 Call it my little gift.
對不起,我有點弄不清楚 Sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little bit out of my depth.
我15年來都在當郵差,因此得了姆囊炎 你為什麼要那麼做? I've spent the past 15 years working as a postman. Hence the bunion.
Why would you do that?
所有人都死了,那Judoon的船 就能讓我成功逃脫了 With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape.
那真奇怪,你說話的口氣好像你是外星人 No, that's weird. You're talking like you're some sort of an alien.
完全正確 Quite so.
-不是吧?! -是真的 -你在跟我開玩笑 - No! - Oh, yes.
-我沒有 -我在跟外星人說話? - You're joshing me! -I am not.
I'm talking to an alien, in a hospital?
在醫院裡?
-醫院有外星人部門嗎? -這是一個完美的藏身之地 What, has this place got an ET department?
It's the perfect hiding place. Blood banks downstairs for a midnight feast.
樓下的血庫可作為午夜盛宴
還有所有這些設備都是為我的武裝而準備的 警察應該來看看 And all this equipment ready to arm myself with
should the police come looking.
那麼那些犀牛在找你! So, those rhinos, they're looking for you!
沒錯,但我藏起來了 Yes. But I'm hidden.
沒錯 Oh, right. Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans.
-也許那就是他們增加他們掃瞄的原因 -他們在做什麼? They're doing what?
那個領頭的大犀牛說,未發現非人類, 我們必須將掃瞄增加到第2級? Big Chief Rhino boy, he said, "No sign of a non-human.
"We must increase our scans up to setting two."
那我必須再次吸收 - Then I must assimilate again. - What does that mean?
-你是什麼意思? -我必須裝成人類 I must appear to be human.
歡迎你來我家見見我妻子,她會很開心 Well, you're welcome to come home and meet the wife. She'd be honoured.
-我們可以吃蛋糕! -我為什麼要吃蛋糕? We can have cake.
Why should I have cake? I've got my little straw.
我帶了我的小吸管
那很好,喝牛奶?我喜歡香蕉味的 That's nice. Milkshake? I like banana.
你真是個幽默的傢伙 You're quite the funny man.
可是我想,在黑暗中 And yet, I think, laughing on purpose at the darkness.
故意大笑
我想是時候讓你安靜一些了,穩住他! I think it's time you found some peace. Steady him.
你要幹什麼? - What are you doing? - I'm afraid this is going to hurt.
恐怕會有些痛
但死了就不會記得, 如果這麼說能安慰你的話 But if it's any consolation, the dead don't tend to remember.
確認人類 Confirm. Human.
和非人類有面部接觸的痕跡 Traces of facial contact with non-human.
繼續搜索! Continue the search!
-你會需要這個 -這是為什麼? - You will need this. - What's that for?
補償 Compensation.
現在看看你們幹了什麼! 這個可憐的男人被嚇死了 Now, see what you've done? This poor man just died of fright.
掃瞄他! Scan him!
確認已死 Confirmation, deceased.
不,不可能,讓我過去,讓我看看他 No, he can't be! Let me through. Let me see him.
停下,案子已結,但是她! Stop. Case closed.
But it was her!
她殺了他,是她做的,她謀殺了他 She killed him. She did it. She murdered him!
Judoon沒有權利過問人類間的犯罪 Judoon have no authority over human crime.
-但她不是人類! -但我是,我被分過類 - But she's not human! -Oh, but I am. I've been catalogued.
但她不是,她吸收了... But she's not. She assim...
等一下 Wait a minute.
你吸了他的血?博士的血! You drank his blood? The Doctor's blood!
-我不介意,隨你們掃瞄 -非人類! Oh, I don't mind. Scan all you like.
- Non-human! - But... What?
-什麼? -分析確認 Confirm analysis.
但那一定弄錯了 Oh, but there's a mistake, surely. I'm human.
我是人類了,我和他們一樣是人類 I'm as human as they come.
他犧牲了自己的生命因此他們才發現你 He gave his life so they'd find you.
確認,Plasmavore! Confirm, Plasmavore. Charged with the crime
被控犯有謀殺Padrivole Regency 9世 的少公主的罪名 of murdering the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
好吧,她活該! Well, she deserved it!
那個漂亮臉蛋,金髮碧眼,傻笑著的 Those pink cheeks and those blonde curls and that simpering voice.
她求Plasmavore咬她一口! She was begging for the bite of a Plasmavore!
-那你承認了? -承認?我因此而自豪! - Then you confess? - Confess? I'm proud of it!
Slab,擋住他們! Slab, stop them!
宣判: 有罪。判決: 死刑! Verdict, guilty. Sentence, execution.
享受你們的勝利吧,Judoon 你們會跟我一起燃燒! Enjoy your victory, Judoon.
Because you're going to burn with me! Burn in hell!
在地獄中燃燒!
案子已結 Case closed.
但她說的"跟我一起燃燒"什麼意思? But what did she mean, burn with me?
掃瞄機不可能做到,她一定做了些什麼 The scanner shouldn't be doing that. She's done something.
掃瞄發現單磁脈衝的致命加速 (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Scans detect lethal acceleration of mono-magnetic pulse.
想點辦法,停止它! Well, do something! Stop it!
我們的權限已結束 Our jurisdiction has ended. Judoon will evacuate.
Judoon將撤離 What? You can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
你們不能就這麼走了!這個怎麼辦?
所有單位撤退! All units withdraw!
空氣怎麼辦?我們快用完了 What about the air? We're running out of air.
你們不能走!那東西會爆炸,都是你們的錯! You can't go!
That thing's gonna explode, and it's your fault!
1,2,3,4,5 One, two, three, four, five.
1,2,3,4,5... One, two, three, four, five.
兩顆心臟! Two hearts!
1,2,3,4,5... 1,2,3,4,5... One, two, three, four, five.
掃瞄機 The scanner...
她動了手腳 She did something.
音速起子! Oh! The sonic!
快點,快點 Come on, come on, come on, come on, please.
快點,快點,拜託
快點,Judoon,逆轉它 Come on, Judoon, reverse it.
下雨了,Martha 月球上下雨了 It's raining, Martha!
It's raining on the moon.
MAN: Pass me the first aid kit.
我代表人類 I said I represent the human race.
-我告訴他們,"你們不能這麼做",我說... -Martha! I told them, you can't do that. I said...
老天,我還以為你死了,發生什麼了? Martha! Oh, my God, I thought you were dead.
真奇怪! What happened? It was so weird!
警察毫無頭緒,我打過電話 媽媽在路上 The police wouldn't say, they didn't have a clue. I tried phoning.
但他們封鎖了所有的道路 Mum's on her way, but she can't get through. They've closed off the roads.
有幾千人要進來 There's thousands of people trying to get in.
The whole city's come to a halt.
爸爸也打來電話 這事上新聞了,他哭了 And Dad phoned, it's on the news and everything. He was crying.
老天,我一頭霧水,到底怎麼回事? Oh, my God, I've been a mess.
到底發生了什麼,你去了哪裡? But what happened? I mean, what really happened? Where were you?
Royal Hope醫院的目擊者報告不斷收到 MAN ON RADIO: Eyewitness reports
from the Royal Hope Hospital continue to pour in,
所有報告都驚人的一致 and all seem to be remarkably consistent.
這是來自醫科學生Oliver Morgenstern This from medical student Oliver Morgenstern.
我曾在那裡,我目擊了經過 我感到特別幸運 I was there.
I saw it happen and I feel uniquely privileged.
我朝外面月球地表望去 I looked out at the surface of the moon.
我看到地球掛在半空中 I saw the Earth suspended in space, and it all just proves Mr Saxon right.
這都證實了Saxon先生是對的
我們在宇宙中並不孤單 We're not alone in the universe.
外面還有生命,野蠻而特別的生命 There's life out there. Wild and extraordinary life.
我不會待在那裡受侮辱! I am not staying in there to be insulted!
她不是那個意思,甜心 她只是說你看起來很健康 She didn't mean it, sweetheart. She was just saying you look healthy.
-不,我說的是橙色! -Clive,她對我無禮!她從沒喜歡過我! No, I did not. I said orange.
Clive, that woman is disrespecting me. She's never liked me.
你想不到原因嗎,在你偷了我丈夫以後! Oh, I can't think why, after you stole my husband!
我是被他引誘的!告訴她,親愛的! I was seduced! I'm entirely innocent. Tell her, babes!
然後她又被矛頭指向Martha, 說她把一切都搞砸了 And then she has a go at Martha,
practically accused her of making the whole thing up.
媽媽,我不介意,別說了 Mum, I don't mind. just leave it.
"我去過月球!" Oh, "I've been to the moon." As if!
就像真的一樣,他們吸毒了,新聞裡這麼說的! They were drugged. It said so on the news.
你什麼時候開始看新聞了? 你不是沉迷於那些哄小孩的問答比賽嗎? Since when did you watch the news? You can't handle Quizmania.
Annalise開始的,是她,我聽見了 Annalise started it. She did, I heard her.
-Tish,別火上澆油了 -Leo,她給你買的什麼禮物?肥皂! - Tish, don't make it worse. - Come off it, Leo.
What did she buy you? Soap! A 75 pence soap!
-一個75便士的肥皂! -我再也不跟你家人說話了 I'm never talking to your family again!
- Stay! Have a nice party! - Don't you dare!
-留下來,玩的開心點 -Annalise,你敢!我堅決反對! - I'm putting my foot down! - Make a fool of yourself!
嘲弄你自己去吧 This is me, putting my foot down!
天知道,你過去25年一直這樣, 為什麼不現在停下來? God knows you've been doing it for the last 25 years. Why stop now?
媽媽,不要!我問過DJ, 他晚點再給那首歌付錢 Mum, don't. I asked the DJ and he's playing that song later...
我今天去了月球 I went to the moon today.
比這裡要寧靜的多 Bit more peaceful than down here.
-你從沒告訴過我你是誰 -博士 You never even told me who you are.
The Doctor.
什麼種族?我可不是每天都會問這種問題的 But what sort of species? It's not every day I get to ask that.
-我是時間領主 -好吧 I'm a Time Lord.
Right. Not pompous at all, then.
一點也不自負
我剛才想,既然你救我的命 I just thought,
而我弄到了一個全新的音速起子需要試驗下 since you saved my life and I've got a brand-new sonic screwdriver
which needs road-testing,
你可能想來次旅行 you might fancy a trip.
什麼,去太空? What, into space?
我不能,我還有考試 I can't, I've got exams. I've got things to do.
我還有事情要做,我還要去付租金 我的家人正在發瘋 I have to go into town first thing and pay the rent. I got my family going mad.
如果有幫助的話 If it helps, I can travel in time as well.
-我也可以進行時間旅行 -別扯了 -我真的可以!
- Get out of here. - I can!
-別這樣,你玩笑開的過火了 -我會證明 - Come on now, that is going too far. - I'll prove it.
(WHOOSHING)
-告訴過你! -不,但是 Told you!
No, but... That was this morning.
那是今天早上,但...你真的? But... Did you...
老天!你能在時間中旅行 Oh, my God, you can travel in time!
等下,但如果你能在今早看到我, 為何不叫我別去上班? But hold on, if you could see me this morning,
why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
阻止已發生的事是嚴格禁止的 Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden.
小小的詭計除外 Except for cheap tricks.
那是你的太空船? And that's your spaceship?
它叫TARDIS It's called the Tardis.
時間和空間中的相對維度(的首字母縮寫) Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
你的太空船是用木頭做的 Your spaceship's made of wood.
裡面空間不大,我們會有點擠 There's not much room, we'd be a bit intimate.
進去看看 Take a look.
不,不,不 No, no, no...
但它只是個警亭 But it's just a box.
但裡面卻很大!怎麼會這樣? But it's huge!
How does it do that?
它是木頭的! It's wood!
就像一個亭子裡塞了一個房間一樣! It's like a box with that room just crammed in.
-裡面更大! -是嗎? 我倒沒有注意 It's bigger on the inside!
Is it? I hadn't noticed.
那好吧,我們出發吧 All right then, let's get going.
有沒有船員? But is there a crew?
比如導航員之類的,人都在哪? Like a navigator and stuff? Where is everyone?
只有我 Just me.
只有你一個? All on your own?
有時我也有客人 Well, sometimes I have guests.
我是說,朋友,跟我一起旅行 I mean, some friends travelling alongside me.
我有... 最近我有個朋友 I had... It was recently...
Friend of mine.
Rose,她叫Rose Rose, her name was. Rose and...
不管怎樣,我們曾在一起 We were together. Anyway...
-她現在在哪裡? -跟她家人在一起,很幸福!她很好 Where is she now?
With her family. Happy. She's fine, she's...
並不是說你要替代她! - Not that you're replacing her! - Never said I was.
-我從沒說過 -只是一次旅行 Just one trip. To say thanks. You get one trip then back home.
-為了感謝,你進行一次旅行,然後回家 -我寧可自己一個人
I'd rather be on my own.
你吻過我 Well, you're the one that kissed me.
那只是一次基因轉移! That was a genetic transfer.
- And if you will wear a tight suit... - Now, don't.
-如果你再次不省人事 -現在不要 -然後跑遍整個宇宙
And then travel all the way across the universe just to ask me on a date.
就為了求我跟你約一次會
別說了! Stop it!
說正經的,我一點也不感興趣 For the record, I'm not remotely interested.
我只會找人類 I only go for humans.
很好! Good!
關閉反引力儀 Now then, close down the Gravitic Anomalyser.
啟動導航校準器 Fire up the Helmic Regulator.
最後 And finally, the handbrake.
手閘!
準備好了嗎? Ready?
-沒有! -我們出發! No.
Off We go!
-啊呀,有點顛簸! -歡迎登船,Jones小姐 Blimey! It's a bit bumpy!
Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.
我很樂意,Smith先生 It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.
環球劇場等於他自己 The Globe Theatre, containing the man himself.
閉上你的大嘴! Shut your big, fat mouths!
莎士比亞先生,對嗎? - Mr Shakespeare, isn't it? - No autographs.
-沒有簽名 -<愛的勝利>永遠不會上演 Love's Labour's Won will never be played.
過了今晚就完成了 Upon this night the work is done.
魔法 Witchcraft.
(CACKLING)
-Hey nonny nonny! -不! Impossible!
Hey, nonny, nonny!
整個人類的未來將會在1599年立刻終止 除非我們想辦法阻止 No!
DOCTOR: The entire future of the human race,
it ends right now, in 1599, if we don't stop it.
-Ba-da-boom-ba! -味道很不錯 By-da-boom-ba!
That's quite good.