我们的故事开始于纽约高空的 Our story begins high over New York City...
一栋豪华顶层公寓 in the luxurious penthouse apartment...
故事的主角也许是世界上最奇葩的天才 of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known.
失礼了 我正好在做瑜伽 Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga.
你是不是以为 You were expecting
我是在做下犬式瑜伽 downward dog, perhaps?
我的名字叫皮博迪先生 My name is Mr. Peabody.
既然我们要一起度过一段时光... And since we're going to be spending some time together...
也许我该先自我介绍一下 I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.
从我还是只小狗的时候 You see, ever since I was a pup...
就不难看出我的独特 it was clear that I was different.
我尝试过融入集体 I tried to fit in...
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
但从未成功过 but never could.
随着我渐渐长大 越来越多的小伙伴 As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates...
被新的家人带走 being chosen by their new families.
但由于某种原因 我一直没有被选中 But for some reason, I never was.
过来 小家伙 去捡棍子 Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!
为什么 捡回来你又会再扔一次 But why? Won't you just throw it again?
这完全是做无用功 It's an exercise in futility.
我不想要这只 妈咪 他太刻薄了 I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.
等等 回来 再扔一次吧 Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick.
我会听话 跟着你 甚至可以握个手 I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands.
汪 汪 Bark, bark?
于是 从未拥有家人的我 So, without a family of my own...
决定投身于追求知识 I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge...
文化和运动的人生 culture, and athletics.
我拿到了哈佛的学位 I received my degree at Harvard.
当然也当上了致告别辞狗 Vale-dog-torian, of course.
之后 我致力于帮助人类 And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind.
我成为了替代能源技术的先驱 I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy.
解决了地球上的地缘政治冲突 Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the globe.
在业余时间里 And in my spare time...
我发明了拳击 平板支撑 流氓裤 I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants...
自动调音 auto-Tune...
后转带板跳 the backside ollie...
还有尊巴舞 and Zumba.
走走 Now go
停停 Stop
摆摆 Drop
暂停 Pause
但我最骄傲的还是我儿子 舍曼 But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman.
你好 皮博迪先生 Hi, Mr. Peabody.
你跟他们讲时光机了吗 Oh! Have you told them about the WABAC?
正要讲呢 I was just getting to that.
收养舍曼时 When I adopted Sherman,
我发誓一定要成为最好的父亲 I vowed to be the best father I could be.
为了让他做好准备迎接世界上所有的奇迹 To prepare him for all the wonders of the world,
现在的和未来的 present and past.
于是在舍曼的启发下有了我此生最棒的发明 And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life...
一部时间机器 a time machine.
当然了 时间旅行中是会有些意外 Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable.
过程中难免有些小灾小难 There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way.
这么说吧 比萨斜塔并非 Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa
一开始就是斜的 wasn't always leaning.
但是要学历史 没有什么比 But there's nothing like learning
亲身体验更有效了 the lessons of history firsthand.
对吗 舍曼 Right, Sherman?
我们今天去哪里 皮博迪先生 Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?
不是哪里 舍曼 Not "Where," Sherman.
是何时 "When."
法国大革命 1789年 . .
法国大革命 1789年 哇哦 这是我见过的最大的房子 Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever seen!
法国大革命 1789年 这是凡尔赛宫 玛丽·安托瓦内特的家(法王路易十六的王后) It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.
她以一件事最为著称 You know, she was mostly famous for one thing.
蛋糕 Cake!
我太爱蛋糕了 I love cake so much.
玛丽·安托瓦内特真的好喜欢蛋糕 皮博迪先生 Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr. Peabody.
确实如此 Oh! Indeed she does.
玛丽对所有带糖霜的食物 Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite...
都爱不释口 for all things covered with frosting.
但她昂贵的偏好也让她 But her expensive tastes made her
成为了批评家们的目标 the target of much criticism.
-为什么 -因为 舍曼... - Why? - Because, Sherman...
在玛丽的统治时期 法国人民 during Marie's reign, the common people
处于极度贫穷的状态 of France were exceedingly poor.
你有面包吗 You've got any bread?
没有 我太穷了 No! I'm exceedingly poor.
能给我们吃点蛋糕吗 Now, can we have some cake?
当然[法语] Mais, oui.
抱歉 Oh, yeah, sorry.
能允许我们吃点蛋糕吗 "May we" Have some cake?
当然 Mais, oui!
也许她的头发影响了她的听力 Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.
舍曼 王后的意思是... Sherman, what the queen means is...
让他们吃蛋糕吧 Ah! Let them eat cake!
当王后听说 When the queen heard the
可怜的巴黎人民连面包都吃不起时 poor of Paris could not even buy bread...
她说 那就让他们去吃蛋糕吧 she said, "Let them eat cake."
不会吧 No!
我亲耳听到的 I heard it myself.
-这是莫大的丑闻 -简直出离残暴了 - It's a scandal! - It's an outrage!
打倒王后 Down with the queen!
打倒君主制 Down with the monarchy!
等等 Wait!
她说的是哪种蛋糕 What kind of cake?
真是场绝妙的派对 女王陛下 Smashing party, Your Majesty.
但现在 恐怕到了我和舍曼告别的... But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be...
舍曼 舍曼 Sherman? Sherman?
舍曼 Sherman!
舍曼 Sherman?
舍曼 过来 舍曼 Sherman! Here, Sherman.
你好啊 皮博迪先生 Hey, Mr. Peabody.
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing in here?
尝尝这些蛋糕 Trying these other cakes.
这儿有块草莓奶油霜口味的 There's one in here with whipped cream and strawberries that's...
简直太棒了 pretty fantastic!
舍曼 Sherman...
你不记得为什么我告诉你 don't you remember why I told you to stay
法国大革命期间你要一直待在我身边了吗 close to me during the French Revolution?
因为法国大革命开始后 Because after the French Revolution...
-就要下雨了 -很接近了 - it was gonna rain? - Close.
我说的是 法国大革命开始后 I said, "After the French Revolution comes...
就是腥风血雨 the Reign of Terror!"
抓住贵族们 Round up the aristocrats.
王后和她的贵族朋友们 The queen and her aristocratic cronies...
要为她们的贪婪付出代价 must pay the price for their gluttony.
我们要用对待猪狗的方式 We will slaughter them
惩罚他们猪狗不如的暴行 like the dogs they are.
就从这只开始 Starting with this one!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
我该做什么 What should I do?
什么也不用做 舍曼 待在原地 Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.
可是 皮博迪先生 But, Mr. Peabody!
不会有事的 舍曼 Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.
待在原地就行 Just stay right there.
砍掉它的头 Off with his head!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
哈密瓜 A cantaloupe?
最低级的水果 The lowest of the fruits.
是谁竟敢用这只瓜侮辱我 Who dares to insult me with this melon?
抓住那只狗 Get that dog!
皮博迪先生 你是怎么逃出来的 Mr. Peabody, how did you escape?
很简单 舍曼 It's simple, Sherman.
我计算了下水道盖子的间距 I noticed the distance between the sewer lids...
说明断头台的正下方 reasoned that there must be one
正好也有一个 directly under the guillotine platform...
下水道井盖 正好也有一个 directly under the guillotine platform...
松动木板 还有篮子下面有块松掉的木板 noted the loose board under the basket...
皮博迪先生--篮子--刽子手--太阳 计算出落日余辉 computed the angle at which the setting sun
打到你眼镜上的反射角 would bounce off your glasses...
将导致刽子手暂时晕眩 momentarily blinding the executioner...
倒霉 将导致刽子手暂时晕眩 momentarily blinding the executioner...
断头台 于是我找准时机利用哈密瓜 and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon...
皮博迪先生 于是我找准时机利用哈密瓜 and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon...
哈密瓜营养表 增加了我的重量 giving me the added weight
翻转了松动的木板 完成逃脱 to tip the boards, facilitating my exit.
太帅了 That's amazing!
不是帅 It's not amazing.
只是为了保住我的脑袋 It was just a matter of keeping my head.
保住你的脑袋 "Keeping your head."
我没弄明白 I don't get it.
他在那儿 快追 There he is! After them!
这边 舍曼 快 Come, Sherman, quick!
这水太难喝了 Oh, this water tastes terrible.
有意思的是 那不是水 Interestingly, that's not water.
哈哈 Ha-ha!
抓到你啦 I've got you now.
确实如此 罗伯斯庇尔先生 Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre.
而且您是位追捕大师 And what a master of the chase you are.
被你发现了 Oh, you noticed?
当然 Of course.
您知道从两边包抄我 Doubling back on me like that.
确实天才 That was genius.
谢谢 Thank you.
我只希望你不会抓住我的这位同伙 I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.
我可全指望他了 I depend on him so completely.
你给我过来 Get over here, you.
倒霉 你简直太聪明了 Drats! You're devilishly clever.
我知道 而且动作也比你敏捷 I know. And much quicker than you as well.
但能敏捷到接住这个吗 But are you quick enough for this?
哈哈 看到了吗 动作敏捷 Ha-ha! See? Quick!
确实敏捷 就是笨了点 Quick, yes, but not too smart.
又是哈密瓜 Oh! Another cantaloupe!
把剑给我 Your sword!
好吧 舍曼 看来到了 All right, Sherman, looks like it's time
剑术突击考试时间了 for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing.
开始 Go!
攻击 闪避 前刺 再次 Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!
不对 再刺 No. Remise!
好孩子 Good boy!
哈哈 你打偏啦 Ha-ha! You missed!
我从来不会打偏 I never miss.
上来 Hop on!
你闻到什么味道了吗 舍曼 Do you smell that, Sherman?
不是我的味道 皮博迪先生 It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.
我知道不是你 I know it wasn't you.
那是下水道里的甲烷 It's the methane gas in the sewer system.
因为甲烷的燃点是306华氏度 And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...
所以我们可以借它 we're about to use it...
爆炸的力量离开这里 to blast out of here!
抓紧了 Hang on!
完美着陆 对吧 舍曼 Nice landing, eh, Sherman?
那么 你今天学到了什么 舍曼 So, what did you learn today, Sherman?
法国大革命很疯狂 That French Revolution was crazy.
为什么呢 How so?
因为那些人都要掉脑袋了 All those guys getting their heads chopped off...
却没人站出来说这是不对的 and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.
而且好好想想 玛丽·安托瓦内特 And think, Marie Antoinette
本来可以避免这场革命的 could have avoided the whole revolution...
只要她颁布一个法令 if she'd simply issued an edict
给穷人们分发一些面包就行了 to distribute bread amongst the poor.
但那样她就得牺牲她的甜点 But then, she couldn't have had her dessert.
为什么要牺牲甜点 皮博迪先生 Why not, Mr. Peabody?
舍曼 那是因为 Because, Sherman, you can't have
蛋糕和法令不可兼得 your cake and edict, too.
我还是不明白 I don't get it.
我们明天去哪里 皮博迪先生 Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?
古罗马 狂野西部 还是1492年 Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?
不 舍曼 明天我们不去那些地方 No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.
为什么呢 Oh. Why not?
因为明天的探险 Because tomorrow's adventure...
必须由你自己完成 is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.
什么意思啊 皮博迪先生 What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?
你不记得了吗 Don't you remember?
明天是你第一天上学 It's your first day of school.
-让我开行吗 -当然不行 - Oh. Can I drive? - Of course not.
纽约 现在 . .
纽约 现在 记住 舍曼 Remember, Sherman,
I在E前面 除非有个C "I" before "E," except after "C."
我知道 皮博迪先生 I know, Mr. Peabody!
还要记得交换律 And don't forget about the commutative principle.
二加三等于三加二 Two plus three equals three plus two.
我知道 皮博迪先生 I know, Mr. Peabody!
如果你要去卫生间 And if you have to go to the bathroom...
只要举手说我要出去一下 just raise your hand proudly and say, "I have to go."
我会的 皮博迪先生 I will, Mr. Peabody.
记住 2号铅笔很常用 And remember, the No. 2 pencil is standard for most uses...
但有时也要用1号铅笔 but there are times when a No. 1 comes in handy.
我在你的书包里放了张铅笔表 I left a little pencil chart in your backpack...
如果你不确定该用哪支就看看 which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call.
我能照顾好自己的 I think I'll be okay!
好啦 再见 皮博迪先生 Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.
等等 Wait.
放学我来接你 舍曼 See you after school. Sherman!
我要走了 我还要报名参加社团呢 I gotta go. I gotta sign up for the clubs.
没人比我更喜欢 No one is more in favor of participation
兄弟会了 in fraternal organizations than I.
但是你走之前 我得把这个给你 But before you go, I want you to have this.
谢谢 这是什么 Thanks. What is it?
这是狗哨 A dog whistle.
它坏了 皮博迪先生 It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody.
它好着呢 舍曼 It works fine, Sherman.
只是它的声音频率只有狗能听到 It's just a frequency only dogs can hear.
这样啊 好的 Oh, cool.
这个小东西会一直提醒你 Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you...
不论你遇到了什么困难 that no matter what challenges you face,
哪怕我看起来远在天边 no matter how far away I might seem...
再见 皮博迪先生 Bye, Mr. Peabody!
我都一直在你身边 ... I'm with you.
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
谁能告诉我他是谁 Who can tell me who he is?
我 我能 我能 Oh, me! I can! I can!
舍曼 Uh... Sherman.
他是美国第一任总统 The first president of the United States of America.
不错 Good job.
当华盛顿总统小的时候 And when President Washington was a little boy...
他砍倒的树是什么树 what kind of tree did he cut down?
我 我 我 Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
-佩妮 -樱桃树 - Penny? - A cherry tree.
杜撰 Apocryphal.
那是什么树 What kind of tree is that?
那不是树 是个单词 杜撰 It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal."
意思是这故事不是真的 It means that story is not true.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
乔治·华盛顿从来没有砍过樱桃树 George Washington never cut down a cherry tree...
而且他从未说过他不会撒谎的话 and he never said he couldn't lie.
大人们编造了这些故事 People made those stories up
是为了教育小孩不要说谎 to teach kids a lesson about lying...
但这些故事不是真的 but they're not true.
但他的确在1776年的圣诞夜 He did cross the Delaware River,
横渡了德拉瓦河 Christmas night, 1776, though.
今年夏天我爸带我去过那儿 My dad took me there this summer.
我们也穿过了这条河 We crossed it, too.
我掉进河里了 I fell in.
看来某位同学对他们的历史 Looks like someone really knows
相当了解 对吧 佩妮 their history, huh, Penny?
午餐简史--恶搞霍金的时间简史 . .
午餐简史--恶搞霍金的时间简史 很高兴认识你们 It's really great meeting you guys.
也许哪天你们可以来我家玩 Maybe you can come over to my house sometime.
我可以带上我的新模型 是一个氢原子模型 I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom.
你只有一个 对吧 You've only got one, huh?
看来我们得把它弄分裂了才能玩 Guess we'll have to split it.
好主意 Good one!
你们瞧着点 Check it, guys.
你在吃些什么 舍曼 What do you got there, Sherman?
*二者均为狗粮品牌 凯博尔思还是百吃 Kibbles or Bits?
事实上 我吃小胡萝卜 Actually, I've got baby carrots,
有机苹果汁 和金枪鱼三明治 organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.
富含欧米伽-3脂肪酸 It's super-high in omega-3s.
所以你还是吃人的食物的啊 So, you eat human food, huh?
当然 为什么不吃呢 Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
因为你是一条狗 Because you're a dog.
不 我不是 No, I'm not.
你当然是 你爸爸是一条狗 所以你也是 Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a dog, too.
我想你搞错了 他们是收养关系 I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship.
-闭嘴 卡尔 -好吧 - Zip it, Carl. - Okay.
来 我证明给你看 捡回来 Here, I'll show you. Fetch!
去啊 小狗 去捡你的午餐 Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.
快去 Go on.
去捡起来 Go get it.
这是羞辱 The humiliation.
舍曼 去捡你的午餐 Sherman, go get your food.
要像只好狗狗一样好好表现 Make like a good little doggy.
-这是什么 -是我的 - What's this? - It's mine!
还给我 Give it back!
这是什么 是哨子吗 What is it? A whistle?
破东西都吹不响 Stupid thing doesn't even work.
这是个狗哨 佩妮 It's a dog whistle, Penny.
它发出的声音频率只有狗才能听得见 It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.
-退后 卡尔 -好吧 - Back up, Carl. - Okay.
佩妮 这只哨子是我的私人财产 Penny, that whistle is my private property.
-还给我 -跳啊 小狗 快跳 - Give it back! - Jump, doggy, jump.
我不是狗 I am not a dog.
来吧 舍曼 Come on, Sherman!
承认吧 你就是狗 快说 Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.
放开我 Let me go!
除非你像条狗一样求饶 Not until you beg like a dog.
快点 舍曼 求我 Come on, Sherman. Beg!
打啊 打啊 打啊 Fight, fight, fight!
皮博迪先生 感谢您能一收到临时通知 Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice...
珀迪校长 皮博迪先生 感谢您能一收到临时通知 Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice...
珀迪校长 就赶来和我们商讨舍曼的事 to discuss the problem with Sherman.
这没什么 珀迪校长 Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.
我早有心理准备 I fully expected this.
-真的吗 -是的 - You did? - Yes.
而且 所有和舍曼有关的事我都做了准备 And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it.
这份课程表内包含了 Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's
所有舍曼已经学过的东西 advanced preparation into account...
但我不会要求你让他跳级 but won't require you to have him skip one or more grades.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody...
这些是初级代数练习题 已读书单 Here are some pre-algebra worksheets, an advanced reading list...
还有一个我建立的网站的链接 and a link to a website I created
这样他能开始学习中国的普通话 so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese.
毕竟 这可是未来的世界语言 It is, after all, the language of the future.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
我没说他不能学习法语 珀迪校长 I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy.
我是说让他两种都学 I'm saying have him do both.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
怎么 还不够吗 那斯瓦希里语呢 What? Not enough? Swahili?
舍曼今天打架了 Sherman got into a fight today.
我的天 Oh, dear.
为了保险起见 Pictures were taken...
我们拍了照片 for insurance purposes.
他咬了她 He bit her.
我得说 情况对您不妙啊 皮博迪先生 I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody.
毕竟 您是一条狗 After all, you are a dog.
请问 您是哪位 Who, may I ask, are you?
我是儿童安全保护局的格朗妮女士 I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.
按照法律要求 当意外事件发生时 We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an...
我们必须通知他们 incident.
舍曼以前从未做过类似的事 Sherman has never done anything like this before.
我敢肯定他一定另有隐情 I'm sure he must have had a reason.
那个女孩当时是有点欺负人 Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully...
闭嘴 珀迪 Quiet, Purdy!
小孩子之间相互取笑很正常 It's normal for children to tease.
但小孩子咬人就不正常了 It's not normal for them to bite.
显然 这得归咎于他被抚养的方式 Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.
在我看来 一条狗 In my opinion, a dog can never be
绝不可能成为一个小男孩的称职家长 a suitable parent to a little boy.
我必须指出这点 格朗妮女士 I must point out, Ms. Grunion...
是法庭授予了我 that I won the right to adopt Sherman
收养舍曼的权利 in a court of law.
法庭也可以剥夺这项权利 And the court can take it away from you.
我明晚会去你家 I'll be coming to your home
做一次调查 tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.
如果我发现你有一丁点的不称职家长的行为 If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent...
我会确保你失去对舍曼的监护权 I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.
而且是永久性的 Permanently.
我希望我说得够清楚了 I hope I've made myself clear.
非常清楚 Crystal.
对不起 我咬了她 皮博迪先生 I'm sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody.
我不会再犯了 I won't do it again.
这样才对 你不能再犯了 You're darn tooting you won't do it again.
这种肆意的暴力行为是绝对不被允许的 This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable.
*主张非暴力的哲学思想 既然你如此崇拜甘地先生 And rather uncharacteristic,
*主张非暴力的哲学思想 怎么会做出这么出格的事呢 given how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.
到底是什么激怒了你 What on earth provoked it?
她说我是一条狗 She called me a dog.
那好吧 Well, all right then.
谢谢你告诉了我 Thank you for telling me.
快睡觉吧 Try and get some sleep.
我爱你 皮博迪先生 I love you, Mr. Peabody.
我也对你有很深的感情 舍曼 I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody...
您是得过诺贝尔奖的科学家 you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.
国家元首的顾问 An advisor to heads of state.
实业巨头 A captain of industry.
您为什么想要收养一个孩子呢 Why would you want to adopt a boy?
法官大人 因为 Because, Your Honor...
当我发现舍曼的时候 when I found Sherman,
他让我回忆起我的小时候 it reminded me of how I started out in life.
而现在 我希望能给他我一直渴望的东西 And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted.
一个家 A home.
你确定你有能力应对抚养一个人类小男孩时 And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges...
所面临的所有问题吗 of raising a human boy?
恕我直言 这能有多难呢 With all due respect, how hard could it be?
很好 Very well, then.
既然一个男孩能收养一条狗 If a boy can adopt a dog...
那我认为狗也同样能收养一个孩子 I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
粑粑 Da-da!
不 舍曼 不是"粑粑" No, Sherman, not "Da-da."
你要喊我"皮博迪先生" You shall call me "Mr. Peabody."
或者 非正式场合下 就叫我"皮博迪" Or, in less formal moments, simply "Peabody."
对 That's right.
"皮粑粑先生" "Mr. Pea-baba."
狗收养了人类男孩
菜单
在煮什么 皮博迪先生 What's cooking, Mr. Peabody?
没什么 Oh, nothing much.
珍宝蟹配上切好的百香果和罗勒 Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion-fruit basil concasser.
松露鹌鹑加上浓缩杜松果酱汁 Some truffled quails in a juniper-berry reduction.
还有火焰冰淇淋 And Baked Alaska.
今天是什么特别的日子吗 Wow! Is today some kind of special occasion?
可以这么说 You could say.
今天不是我的生日 It's not my birthday.
不是 No, it isn't.
也不是你的生日 It's not your birthday.
又说对了 Right again.
也不是父亲节 对吧 It's not Father's Day. Is it?
不是 不是父亲节 Nope. It's not Father's Day.
是总统又要来吃晚饭吗 Is the president coming to dinner again?
不是 No. Oh.
那是谁要来吃晚餐 So, who's coming to dinner?
这么说吧 如果今天晚上顺利 Let's just say, if the evening is a success...
这次咬人事件就算彻底过去了 we can put this whole "Biting" business behind us.
彼得森一家 欢迎你们 The Petersons! Welcome.
所以说 他真的是一条狗 So, he's literally a dog.
保罗 Paul!
不 没事 No, that's all right.
不过 我更希望称我为"有文化的狗" Although, I prefer "Literate dog."
真好笑 That's funny.
是挺好笑的吧 保罗 Isn't that funny, Paul?
他不经常笑 He's not a big laugher.
我们很高心你们能这么快就过来 We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice.
对吧 舍曼 Aren't we, Sherman?
是 我们很高心你们能来 必须高兴 Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure.
和佩妮打招呼 舍曼 Say hello to Penny, Sherman.
你好 佩妮 Hi, Penny.
你好 舍曼 Hello, Sherman.
你带佩妮 Now, why don't you go show Penny
看看你收集的矿石吧 舍曼 your mineral collection, Sherman?
我相信她会觉得 I'm sure she'll find those new geodes
你新收集的晶洞玉石相当漂亮 of yours fascinating.
来吧 Come on.
我很高兴你们能接受我的邀请 I am so glad you accepted my invitation.
现在 孩子们可以在格朗妮女士来之前 Now, the kids can resolve
就消除彼此的偏见 their differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.
你这是白费力气 其实... You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. In fact...
要不是因为帕蒂 我早就起诉你们了 if it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already.
而且我得警告你 皮博迪 And I have to tell you, Peabody...
只要是和我女儿有关的事 where my daughter is concerned,
就没有什么能重要得过... nothing is more important than...
喂 当然 我会去做调查 Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.
一切都顺利吗 Everything going swimmingly?
你为什么不提早告诉我 她要过来 Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?
因为我不想让你担心 Because I didn't want you to worry.
好吧 是因为我不想听你发牢骚 Okay, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching.
谢谢你能实话实说 Thank you for your honesty.
不用谢 You're welcome.
反正我不知道你希望我们在这干什么 I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway.
她讨厌我 She hates me.
聊聊你的爱好 说说趣事 Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody...
我讨厌她 I hate her.
舍曼 每段美好的关系 Sherman, every great relationship...
都是从冲突开始 starts from a place of conflict,
然后发展为珍贵的感情的 and evolves into something richer.
祝你好运 Bonne chance.
想办法去做到 Make it work.
但别和她说时光机 But don't tell her about the WABAC.
想都别想 Don't even think about it.
皮博迪 真是太棒了 Peabody, that was amazing!
保罗 音乐是不是很棒 Paul, wasn't that amazing?
我更喜欢摇滚乐 I'm more into Rock-'n'-Roll.
*起源于西班牙 常带有强烈的节奏和即兴演唱 我是指弗拉门戈调 I meant Flamenco.
风笛 Bagpipes?
迪吉里杜管[澳大利亚土著人常用] Uh, didgeridoo.
锡塔琴[印度的大弦弹拨乐器] Sitar.
钢鼓 Steel drums.
长号 Trombone.
木琴 Xylophone.
非洲鼓 Djembe?
蒸汽笛风琴 Calliope.
双簧管 短笛 Oboe. Piccolo.
大号 冬不拉 Tuba. Dobro.
溜溜笛 约德尔调 Slide whistle. Yodeling.
手摇风琴 陶笛 Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.
簧风琴 锯琴 Harmonium. Musical saw.
你知道吗 这些都很不错 You know what? This has been great...
但完全是浪费时间 but a complete waste of time.
现在 我们去带佩妮回家 Now, let's get Penny and go home!
你没事吧 保罗 Are you all right, Paul?
我 很好 I'm... fine.
他一紧张就会这样 This happens whenever he's tense.
保罗 如果我... Paul, if I might...
离我远点 皮博迪 Stay away from me, Peabody!
回家就好 我要做牵引 Just get back! I need traction.
你可以相信我 保罗 我有按摩师执照 You can trust me, Paul. I'm a licensed chiropractor.
皮博迪 Peabody...
我感觉好极了 I feel great.
我 真的感觉好极了 I... I really feel great!
皮博迪 你就是个奇迹制造家 Peabody, you're a miracle worker.
看我 Ha-ha! Look at me!
我在跳舞 I'm dancing!
佩妮 You know, Penny...
*奥地利精神分析学家 西格蒙德·弗洛伊德说如果你不喜欢一个人 Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person...
这是因为这人让你想起了 it's because they remind you
你对自己不满意的地方 of something you don't like about yourself.
你懂什么西格蒙德·弗洛伊德 What do you know about Sigmund Freud?
比你想象的要懂 More than you think.
是啊 就像你知道的那些事 Sure. Just like you know all that stuff...
比如乔治·华盛顿并没有真的砍了一棵樱桃树 about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree.
一派胡言 What a crock.
可这是真的 But it's true!
-你怎么知道 -我就是知道 - How do you know? - I just know!
-你从书里读到的吗 -不是 - Did you read it in a book? - No!
-电影里看到的 -不是 - See it in a movie? - No!
你的天才老爸教你的 Did your brainiac dad tell you?
不是 No!
那你到底是怎么知道的 舍曼 So, how do you know, Sherman?
你 怎么 知道的 How do you know?
他告诉我的 He told me.
谁告诉你的 Who told you?
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington?
对 Yeah.
骗子 Liar.
千万别告诉她时光机的事 But don't tell her about the WABAC.
他管它叫"时光机" He calls it the "WABAC."
所以 你们坐着它去过哪 So, where have you gone in it?
不是"哪" 佩妮 是"什么时候" Not "Where," Penny, "When."
好吧 聪明人 去过什么时候 Okay, smart guy, when?
1965年 1776年 1620年 Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620...
1492年 1215年 公元4年 1492, 1215, 4.
-能回到一小时前吗 -怎么这么问 - Can it go back to an hour ago? - Why?
这样我就能回家装病 Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick...
不用来参加这个差劲的晚宴了 and not come to this lame dinner party.
皮博迪先生说千万不能用时光机 Mr. Peabody says you should never use the WABAC...
穿越到你已经存在的时空 to travel to a time when you existed.
为什么 How come?
那样就有两个你了 There would be two of you.
也对 Oh, yeah.
我想世界还没准备好面对这种事 I guess the world's not ready for that.
好了 已经看过了 咱们回去吧 Um, well, now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.
开什么玩笑 咱们先去哪 Are you kidding? Where should we go first?
皮博迪先生说我得再大点才能开它 Mr. Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older.
皮博迪先生说什么你都照做吗 Do you do everything Mr. Peabody says?
是啊 Yeah.
你知道那让你变成什么了吗 舍曼 You know what that makes you, Sherman.
听话的儿子 An obedient son?
不 Nope.
一条狗 A dog.
控制得真好 Nice control.
-快看啊 -接住 帕蒂 - Look at him go! - Take it, Patty!
小心 保罗 Heads up, Paul!
给你 Here you go.
太有意思了 This is fun!
随便调了点酒 我打算叫它 This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...
"海滩上的爱因斯坦" "Einstein on the Beach."
为孩子们干杯 To the kids.
为孩子们 To the kids!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody.
舍曼 Sherman?
能跟你说点事吗 Can I talk to you a second?
当然 Of course.
失陪 Excuse me.
我跟佩妮的父母相处得很好 I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.
我觉得今晚可以归类为"完胜" I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success."
还是先别急着归类吧 Uh, I would hold off filing it just yet.
什么意思 佩妮呢 What do you mean? Where's Penny?
在古埃及 Uh... Ancient Egypt.
你用了时光机 You used the WABAC?
怎么啦 大家伙 快没酒啦 What's happening, big guy? We're running low.
我马上就来 保罗 I'll be right there, Paul.
你怎么能做这种事 How could you do such a thing?
她说我是骗子 She called me a liar...
因为我说乔治·华盛顿 for saying George Washington
从没砍过樱桃树 never cut down a cherry tree.
所以你就带她去看了乔治·华盛顿 So, you took her to see George Washington?
嗯 她被迷住了 Yeah. She was into it.
皮兄弟 Hey, Pea-buddy.
佩妮呢 Where's Penny?
-在玩捉迷藏 -在上厕所 - Playing hide-and-seek. - Pooping.
-在上厕所 -在玩捉迷藏 - Pooping. - Playing hide and seek.
到底在哪 Well, which is it?
到底怎么回事 Hey, what's going on here?
是啊 到底怎么回事 Yeah. What's going on here?
-你们把佩妮怎么了 -佩妮 - What have you done with Penny? - Penny?
佩妮 佩妮 Penny? Penny!
-天啊 -我们的女儿哪去了 - Oh, my gosh! - Where's our daughter?
很难说 保罗 It's hard to say, Paul.
她可能在这里 这里 或者这里 这里 She could be here, or here, or here, or here...
这里 or here.
这样能拖住他们一会 That will hold them.
这招是从巴厘岛的乌布区 I learned that trick from a swami
一个印度哲人那学来的 at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.
赶紧走 Let's go!
古埃及 金字塔 Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs.
人类文明进步的一座灯塔 A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity...
但同时也是一段野蛮而残暴的文明 but a cruel and barbarous civilization just the same.
但愿佩妮没太受苦 I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.
我来捡 I got it.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
我们是来带你回家的 We have come to take you home.
古埃及语的"告密者"怎么说 Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for "Tattletale"?
但这不是重点 But that's beside the point.
赶紧换好衣服 我们回家 Get your clothes on, we're going home.
谁死了轮到你当法老了 Who died and made you Pharaoh?
现在 来给我梳妆打扮 Now, bring on the mani-pedi.
看到没 皮博迪先生 做不到啊 See, Mr. Peabody? Impossible!
的确 但走着瞧吧 Indeed, but watch what happens...
看一个坚固的物体受到不可抗力会怎样 when an immovable object meets an irresistible force.
佩妮 Penny...
过来 快点 佩妮 快过来 come here, right now. Penny, come!
我不再是佩妮了 I'm not Penny anymore.
我现在是哈特谢普苏特公主 Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput,
珍贵的尼罗河之花 precious flower of the Nile.
"珍贵" 也许吧 但如果你以为 "Precious," Perhaps, but if you think
我们会把你留在这里 we're going to leave you here...
你就绝对会成为尼罗河"死"花 you are most definitely in "De-Nile."
没听懂 I don't get it.
走吧 Now, come along.
放开她 Unhand her!
怎么了 我甜美的沙漠小花 What's the matter, my sweet little desert blossom?
这些野蛮人在骚扰你吗 Are these barbarians bothering you?
事实上 没错 As a matter of fact, they are.
鞠躬 野蛮人 Bow, barbarians.
如您所愿 陛下 As you wish, Your Highness.
他是谁 皮博迪先生 Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
舍曼 他是太阳神阿蒙的化身 That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun...
阿肯那顿之子 son of Akhenaten,
古埃及新王国时期第十八代王朝的国王 lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom...
图坦卡蒙法老 King Tutankhamun.
又称"图特王" Otherwise known as "King Tut."
我男朋友 My boyfriend.
图特王是你男朋友 King Tut is your boyfriend?
要不要我把他们剥皮 涂蜜 Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey...
再推入火蚁坑 and laid in a pit of fire ants?
你会为了我做这种事吗 You would do that for me?
任何事 我的沙漠小花 Anything, my desert flower.
就当是结婚礼物吧 Consider it a wedding gift.
什么 你不能嫁给这家伙 What? You can't marry this guy!
为什么不行 Why not?
首先 他名字的谐音是"屁股" Well, for one, his name rhymes with "Butt."
我不在乎 I don't care.
我要举办一场大型的古埃及婚礼 I'm gonna have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
剧透一下 图特王没活多久就死了 Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.
你确定你考虑清楚了吗 Are you sure you've thought this through?
相信我 我考虑得非常清楚 Oh, trust me, I've thought it through.
我会继承一切 I'm getting everything.
皇家天相师已判定 The royal astronomers have decreed...
婚礼必须在明天黎明之际举行 the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn.
他是谁 Who is he?
-他是我 -他是你 - He is Ay. - He is you?
*大维齐尔: 旧时伊斯兰教国家的首席大臣 我叫"我" 大维齐尔 I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
对 他就叫这名字 Yeah, that's his name.
大维齐尔 能否请您 Oh, Grand Vizier, would you
告诉这位珍贵的公主 mind telling the precious princess, here...
嫁给年轻的法老 究竟意味着什么 precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh.
我很乐意 Gladly.
那意味着她将永世与他为伴 It means she will be bound to him in eternity...
如神圣的经书中所述 through the sacred ceremonies
她将通过神圣的仪式 被开膛取出内脏 of disembowelment and mummification...
制成木乃伊 as described in the holy texts.
稍等一下 Um, hold up a second.
有人能跟我详细解释一下吗 Can you walk me through that, somebody?
他的意思是 佩妮 What he means, Penny,
等我死了 他们会把你也杀了 is that when I die they'll kill you, too.
然后会取出你的内脏 And then they'll rip out your organs,
放入卡诺匹克罐中 stuff them in canopic jars...
再把剩余的部分制成木乃伊 and then mummify whatever is left.
好吧 我现在明白了 Okay, I'm seeing this now.
谢谢你 我决定跟他们走 Thank you. I'm going to go with them.
现在可回不了头了 There's no turning back now.
回宫殿 To the palace!
开始筹备婚礼吧 Let the wedding preparations begin!
皮博迪先生 舍曼 Mr. Peabody! Sherman!
做点什么 Do something!
别担心 佩妮 Don't worry, Penny!
我们会救你的 We'll save you!
等等 你不能就这么... Hey, wait! You can't just...
把我们扔在这里 leave us here.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody?
怎么了 舍曼 Yes, Sherman?
我能牵你的手吗 Can I hold your hand?
当然可以 Of course you can.
天 你的手真凉 皮博迪先生 Boy, your hand is cold, Mr. Peabody.
舍曼 Sherman?
那不是我的手 That's not my hand.
威胁解除了 That's disarming.
现在 找路离开这里吧 Now, to find a way out of here.
四处看看 舍曼 Look around, Sherman.
这些古墓布满了象形文字 These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics...
目的是帮助法老的灵魂 designed to assist the Pharaohs' souls
顺利进入来世 in their journey to the afterlife.
它们同样也可能帮助我们 And they may assist us as well.
*阿努比斯神: 引导亡灵之神 这里画着阿努比斯神 Oh, this depicts the God Anubis
乘着拉神的船去了冥界 sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.
看来拉神的船就是我们逃生的钥匙 It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.
必须赶紧找到它们 好及时阻止婚礼 We must find them in time to stop the wedding.
要我说的话 就该让她嫁给那家伙 Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.
他们挺配的 They deserve each other.
怎么了 舍曼 What's that, Sherman?
图特 饶了我吧 Tut? Give me a break.
又秃 又穿裙子 还化妆 Bald, wears a skirt, and makeup.
要是我不了解你的话 If I didn't know any better,
舍曼 我会以为你吃醋了 Sherman, I would say you were jealous.
吃醋 吃什么醋 Jealous? Of what?
当然是图特喜欢佩妮这事 Tut's affection for Penny, of course.
你觉得我喜欢佩妮 You think I like Penny?
饶了我吧 Give me a break!
我可不想牵着她的手 或者跟她逛公园 It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park...
或者看着她梳头 or watch her while she's brushing her hair.
我什么都不想 Or anything.
快点 舍曼 Quickly, Sherman.
小心 舍曼 Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.
这是种机关 It's a booby trap.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
你说脏话了 You said "Booby."
走错一步我们就完了 One wrong step and we're done for.
"拉神... "The boat...
之船 笔直驶向... of Ra sails straight...
今天 to day.
选错船 Take the wrong boat...
之人 将付出代价" man will pay."
好了 舍曼 该你了 All right, Sherman, now it's your turn.
照我刚才那样跳 Do the puzzle exactly as I did.
好好回忆 每次跳一步 Think it through, one step at a time.
拉神之船笔直驶向... The boat Of Ra sails straight...
游戏 play.
我是说 "代价" Uh, I mean, "Pay."
糟糕 Oh, my.
快跑 Run!
拉神之船 The boats of Ra!
只有一艘能带我们出去 另一艘 One boat is the way out, the other will send us...
会带我们进入黑暗和死亡 plunging into darkness and certain death.
什么 What?
舍曼 上船 Sherman, get in the boat.
等我把这些石台推到一起 As soon as I move these blocks together,
船就会飞速前进 it's going to move very fast.
哪艘船 皮博迪先生 Which boat, Mr. Peabody?
什么 What?
哪艘才是"不去黑暗和死亡"之船 Which boat is the "Not-certain- death-plunge" Boat?
那艘 That one!
我们做到了 舍曼 We did it, Sherman!
舍曼 Sherman?
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
你怎么去那边了 What are you doing over there?
我以为你指的是这艘 I thought you pointed to this one!
舍曼 舍曼 Sherman? Sherman?
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我没事 I'm good.
奉拉神之命 The Sun God, Ra...
我们将开始神圣的庆典 commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!
呈上血誓之刃 Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.
当刀刃在这场神圣的典礼上与血肉相遇 Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite...
我们向 We pay tribute...
拉神朝贡 to the sun god, Ra!
且慢 Wait!
阿努比斯 Anubis!
死亡之神 The God of death!
婚礼必须终止 The wedding must not continue.
为什么 阿努比斯 Why, Anubis, why?
瘟疫 瘟疫 Plagues. Plagues!
若此婚约生效 If this marriage pact is sealed...
我将用无尽的瘟疫灌溉这土地 I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues.
靠 又是瘟疫 Oy, again with the plagues!
我搬来埃及到底图个啥啊 Why did I ever move to Egypt?
可是 阿努比斯 拉神已经决定 But, Anubis, the Sun God, Ra, has decreed...
这女孩将成为少年国王的妻子 that this girl is to be the boy-king's wife.
说来好笑 That's so funny.
我前几天刚跟拉神聊过 I was talking to the Sun God, Ra, just the other day...
他说他改主意了 and he told me he changed his mind.
真的吗 Really?
"说变就变的拉神" Old "Flip-Flop Ra,"
我们在冥界都这么叫他 We call him here in the underworld.
可现在太晚了 餐饮费都已经付了 But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering.
太可惜了 那钱你们是拿不回来了 Too bad! You're going to lose your deposit.
再弄点烟 舍曼 咱这场戏起作用了 More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working.
把这位女孩 Deliver the girl...
送到城门 留她一人 to the gates of the city, and leave her there...
神会随即带她离去 where the Gods will retrieve her forthwith.
只有这样 此地才能免受瘟疫之灾 Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided.
那女孩必须送走 The girl must go!
阿努比斯已经发话 Anubis has spoken!
把这女孩送到城门 Take this girl to the gates!
阿努比斯 你的声音不对劲啊 Anubis, you sound unwell.
刚才我身体稍有不适 Well, I have been feeling a little under the weather...
现在好多了 but I'm feeling much better now.
谢关心 Thank you.
佩妮 舍曼 快跑 Penny, Sherman, quickly.
快点 佩妮 Come on, Penny.
舍曼 Sherman!
新娘逃婚了 Runaway bride!
拦住他们 你们这帮白痴 Stop them, you fools!
佩妮 舍曼 快上去 Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.
他们要逃走了 They're getting away!
归我了 I got it.
我们做到了 We made it.
-接下来去哪 皮博迪先生 -回家 - Where do we go next, Mr. Peabody? - Home.
我们得赶回晚宴 We've got to get back to the dinner party...
不能让佩妮的父母发现她不见了 before Penny's parents realize she's missing.
我们不需要告诉他们 We don't have to mention the whole...
我和图特王结婚的事吧 King Tut wedding thing, right?
当然不用 Certainly not.
反正对我而言 Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,
古埃及的人们结婚太早了 they get married too young in Ancient Egypt.
也有可能是我有点"老土"了 Or, perhaps, I'm just some old "Giza".
吉萨金字塔 公元前1329年
警告 Warning.
时光机电量不足 WABAC power supply insufficient.
请充电 警告 Charge now. Warning.
电量 请充电 警告 Charge now. Warning.
怎么了 皮博迪先生 Uh, what's the matter, Mr. Peabody?
在时空里穿来穿去 把电用完了 All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply.
不得不进行一次计划外的停留 We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop.
运气好的话 As luck would have it...
剩余电量能够穿到文艺复兴时期 we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance.
佛罗伦萨 意大利 公元1508年
佛罗伦萨 意大利 1508年
我已经被你搞得烦死了 I can't even tell my left brain from my right anymore!
我要跟你说多少次 蒙娜·丽莎 How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa?
蒙娜·丽莎 Mona Lisa?
-别别别 -你要是不微笑的话 - No, no, no... - I can't paint the picture...
我就没法继续画了 until you smile!
莱奥纳多 说一样能让我微笑的东西 Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about.
阳光 意面 The sunshine, the pasta.
所有让意大利成为著名旅游胜地的东西 All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!
可我一样都没见着 莱奥纳多 But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo!
因为我在这破椅子上坐了一整天 Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!
*abbondaza在意大利语里意为"丰盛" 意大利语里"椅子"好像不是这么说的 I don't think that means "chair" in Italian.
皮博迪 我的老朋友 Ah, Peabody, my old friend.
感谢您前来拜访 What a welcome interruption!
相信我 这女的快把我逼疯了 Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts.
你最近怎么样呀 So, how you been?
很高兴见到你 想要什么呀 Good to see you. What do you want?
我们急着要回家 We're in a desperate hurry to get home,
但是时光机需要应急电源充电 but the WABAC needs a jump start...
转眼一想 还有谁比 and we thought, who better than
莱奥纳多·达·芬奇更能帮我们呢 Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way?
皮博迪 我真的很想帮你 Peabody, I would love to help you,
但你来得不巧 but you come at a very bad time.
我不知道该怎么搞定这个疯女人 I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman.
你懂了吧 You see what I mean?
有什么问题吗 What seems to be the problem?
"什么问题" "What is the problem?"
我都画了一半了 她却笑都不笑 I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.
好吧 那我笑给你看 Fine. I smile.
不 这是假笑 No! That's a fake smile!
所有人都看得出来 Everybody knows that!
为什么你就不能发自内心地笑一下呢 Why don't you make it a real smile?
为什么你就不能逗我笑呢 Why don't you say something funny?
我会画画 I paint the paintings.
我会制造机器 I make the machines.
但我不会讲笑话 I don't tell the jokes!
也许我能帮个忙 Perhaps, I can be of assistance. You see...
幽默也能和科学结合起来 humor is not immune to the laws of science.
运用算法 我们可以推算出 Using algorithms, we can extrapolate
什么才是"好笑"的东西 what is universally considered "funny"...
然后研究出一个方程式 thus producing a formula that is
一定可以科学地逗人发笑 scientifically certain to cause laughter.
比如 "狗啃泥" Case in point, the pratfall.
大家都笑了吧 Is everyone amused?
算出来是这样的啊 The data was so clear.
别担心 皮博迪先生 Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.
-我来帮你 -别 舍曼 - I got it! - No, no. Sherman...
保持这个笑容 Hold that smile!
就这样 别乱动 别乱动 Hold it right there! No move! No move!
莱奥 如果我计算无误 Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct...
这台机器能产生足够的离心力 this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force...
把我们送回家 to send us home.
还需要钉最后一个地方 I got one last piece I gotta pound in place.
舍曼 把锤子递给达·芬奇先生 Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?
好的 皮博迪先生 Okay, Mr. Peabody.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
干得好 舍曼 Well done, Sherman.
但是 皮博迪先生 But, Mr. Peabody!
帮大忙了 Very helpful.
舍曼 Sherman!
什么事 皮博迪先生 Yes, Mr. Peabody?
锤子 The hammer.
给达·芬奇 Da Vinci.
好的 皮博迪先生 Okay, Mr. Peabody.
给你 达·芬奇先生 Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.
需要帮忙吗 Do you need any help?
不用 没什么可帮忙的 No, no. That's quite all right.
谢谢你 Thank you.
舍曼 Sherman.
我们去探险吧 Let's go. Let's go explore.
可是现在是我和皮博迪的父子时间 Well, I'm supposed to be having father-son time with Mr. Peabody.
难道你不想和我一起玩吗 Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?
好的 Okay.
舍曼 Sherman...
你们要去哪 where are you going?
去探险 Exploring.
我们这里还需要帮忙 But we need your help.
不用了 我是说我们俩能搞定 No, we don't! I mean, we can manage.
总可以的 Somehow.
他是个男孩子 皮博迪 He's a boy, Peabody.
放手让他出去闯闯吧 Let him have his fun. Let him go.
谢谢皮博迪先生 Thanks, Mr. Peabody!
总要长大的啊 皮博迪 He's growing up, Peabody.
就像即将离巢的雏鸟 Like a baby bird leaving the nest.
难道不好吗 Isn't it wonderful?
这里像博物馆一样 It's like a museum.
应该是像玩具店 It's like a toy store.
快看 Check this out.
这就是世界上最大的飞机模型了吧 It's the world's biggest model airplane.
这不是模型 佩妮 是飞机雏形 It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype.
我们最好还是别去碰它了 And we should probably just leave that alone.
好吧 Okay.
但我们要是开着它飞岂不是很酷炫 But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?
我觉得皮博迪先生不希望我们这么做 I don't think Mr. Peabody would like that.
但皮博迪先生不在这 Well, Mr. Peabody isn't here.
教我怎么运行吧 Just tell me how it works.
求你了 Please?
就当学习知识了 For learning.
好吧 Okay.
推进力是从这个像十字弓的东西产生的 The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doohickey here.
然后飞机就会沿着这条轨道发射出去 Then it shoots along the track
然后风会将机翼托起 until the wind catches the wings.
那要怎么启动呢 But how does it go?
怎样才能起飞 How do you take off?
只要拉下那根木杆就可以了 Oh, you just pull down that lever.
这个吗 This one?
天啊 Oh, boy.
真是太疯狂了 This is crazy!
不是疯狂 舍曼 是有趣 No, it's not, Sherman. It's fun!
我们会死的 We're gonna die!
别这么扫兴 好好享受吧 Oh, stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!
能把漂亮的方程式转变成 Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation...
完美的机械装置真是世上最美妙的事了 translated into perfect engineering.
为什么孩子就不能这样轻易照顾呢 Why can't children be so simple?
因为孩子可不是机器 皮博迪 Because children are not machines, Peabody.
相信我 我还试着制造过一个 Believe me, I tried to build one.
特别吓人 Oh! It was creepy.
来 舍曼 你来开 Here, Sherman! You fly it!
但我不想开 But I don't want to fly!
试了你就会爱上的 很好玩的 Sure you do. It'll be fun!
我说真的 佩妮 我不想开 No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to!
我要放手喽 一... I'm letting go. One...
别放手 Don't let go!
二... Two...
-不要啊 -三 - No! - Three!
佩妮 快操作 Penny, fly the plane!
不 舍曼 No, Sherman!
得靠你来救我们 You're going to have to save us!
但我做不到 But I can't do it!
我没开玩笑 佩妮 我真不会开 I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!
你能做到的 我相信你 You can do it! I know you can!
快点 舍曼 Come on, Sherman.
快开 Fly!
我就说吧 你会开了 舍曼 See? You got this, Sherman.
你说得对 我会开了 You're right. I have got this.
天啊 达·芬奇又造了什么鬼东西 Mamma Mia! Da Vinci's at it again!
你见过他造的孩子吗 You ever see that child he made?
特别吓人 So creepy.
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
我这搞定了 莱奥纳多 All done up here, Leonardo.
我这也全搞定了 And I am all done down here.
这真是太完美了 It is beautiful, isn't it?
每一个零件都精确地 Every piece in its place
发挥它们的作用 doing precisely what it's supposed to do.
快看 皮博迪 Look, Peabody!
那是我的飞行... It's my flying mach...
我的飞行器 My flying machine?
舍曼 Sherman.
舍曼 Sherman?
舍曼 你在那上面干什么 Sherman, what are you doing up there?
我在开飞机 I'm flying!
但是舍曼 你不会开啊 But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!
我不会吗 I don't?
是啊 No!
转向 Turn!
转向 舍曼 Turn, Sherman!
侧飞 Lean!
舍曼 Sherman?
舍曼 你没事吧 Sherman! Are you okay?
刚才真是太棒了 That was pretty fantastic!
简直难以置信 Oh! I can't believe it!
我的飞行器 可以飞 My flying machine! It's work!
舍曼 你是第一位空中飞人 Sherman! You are the first flying man!
你该为他感到自豪 皮博迪 Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody.
无比自豪 Very, very proud!
我现在可远不止"自豪" "Proud" doesn't begin to describe it.
莱奥纳多 能启动那台机器吗 Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
蒙娜 Mona!
爸爸 妈妈 Papa. Mama.
吓人孩子 The kid!
我撞毁了飞机真是抱歉 皮博迪先生 I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr. Peabody.
你们确实该道歉 你们差点就没命了 Well, you should be. You could have been killed.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
舍曼开飞机了 他很棒 Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing!
舍曼刚毁了一件无价的 Sherman destroyed a priceless
具有历史意义的艺术品 historical artifact.
我才不管 你应该开心才对 Whatever. You should be happy.
因为这证明了舍曼 It turns out Sherman is
并不是彻头彻尾的无能 not a complete and total loser, after all.
是啊 皮博迪先生 Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
这证明了我并不是彻头彻尾的无能 It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.
彼得森小姐 Ms. Peterson...
别把我儿子教成小混混 stop turning my son into a hooligan.
他成了混混又不是我的错 It's not my fault he's a hooligan.
是啊 我成了混混不是她的错 Yeah, it's not her fault I'm a hooligan.
那更加不是我的错了 Well, it's certainly not my fault!
我花了七年时间 I've spent the last seven years
教舍曼如何辨别是非 teaching Sherman good judgment.
如果你真这么伟大 If you're such a great parent...
为什么格朗妮女士想把 why is Ms. Grunion trying to
舍曼从你身边带走 take Sherman away from you?
这是真的吗 Is that true?
有人要把我从你身边带走吗 Is someone gonna take me away from you?
不 舍曼 这不会发生的 No, Sherman, I'll never let that happen.
你只需要相信我 You just need to trust me.
天啊 黑洞 Oh, dear, a black hole!
怎么了 What's happening?
如果我们无法挣脱 If I can't pull us out of here...
将在进入黑洞的瞬间被撕得粉碎 we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon.
动力似乎不足以抵抗黑洞的引力 There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull!
我要把所有动力集中到反向推进器上 I've got to divert everything to the reverse thrusters.
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
告诉你什么 Tell you what?
为什么不告诉我格朗妮女士 Why didn't you tell me Ms. Grunion
想把我从你身边带走 was trying to take me away from you?
你不必担心这些事 It's not your job to worry about these things.
你就是觉得我没法处理好 You just didn't think I could handle it.
以后再讨论这件事 你现在给我坐下 We'll discuss it later. Now, sit down.
我不想以后再谈 I don't want to discuss it later!
舍曼 坐下 Sherman, sit!
你不能这样跟我讲话 You can't talk to me like that.
我又不是狗 I'm not a dog.
你说什么 What did you say?
我说 我又不是狗 I said, I'm not a dog!
你说得对 舍曼 你的确不是 You're right, Sherman, you're not.
你只是个坏孩子 You're just a very bad boy!
倒数 十 T-minus 10
九 八 nine, eight
七 seven
六 six
五 five
四 三 four, three
二 two
一 one.
舍曼 Sherman?
佩妮 Penny?
舍曼 你没事吧 Sherman, are you okay?
舍曼 Sherman?
他走了 He's gone.
我们这是在哪啊 Where are we, anyway?
特洛伊 死定了 Oh, no.
特洛伊 . .
我们即将迎来 We're on the brink of one
历史上最凶残的战争之一 of history's most ferocious conflicts.
特洛伊战争 公元前1184年
快递 Delivery.
感觉怎么样啊 希腊的英雄们 How are we doing, heroes of Greece?
士气昂扬 Feeling good?
精力旺盛 Feeling strong?
好 咱们先热身 Okay, let's get warmed up!
等会可别出岔子 We don't want to pull something out there.
*希腊勇士-出生后其母握其脚踵倒提着在冥河水中浸过 想想阿喀琉斯的故事 Remember what happened to Achilles.
*因此除未浸过的脚踵之外浑身刀枪不入 他那可怜的脚踵 That whole thing with his heel.
看起来不错 多米德斯 Looking good, Diomedes.
梅内劳斯 好样的 Menelaus, my man!
好样的 My man.
你准备好出战了吗 舍曼厄斯 Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus?
当然 阿伽门农先生 Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon.
真可爱 That's cute.
奥德赛斯 你有什么消息 Odysseus, what news do you bring?
有人送来了这个 Someone left this for us.
礼物 不错 A present. Nice.
看上去像咱们的马 It looks just like our horse.
我要把它拿进去吗 Should I bring it inside?
不收下的话太不礼貌了 It would be rude not to.
真是吓人一跳啊 I did not see that coming!
上帝啊 这是什么味啊 Ugh! Jeez Louise, what is that smell?
那是胜利的味道 Ooh. That is the smell of victory.
胜利 Yeah! Victory!
雅典 斯巴达和底比斯的武士们好 Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes.
鄙人是皮博迪 Peabody, here.
我是来接舍曼的 I've come for Sherman.
-你认识这家伙吗 -我以为我认识 - Do you know this guy? - I thought I did
可现在我不确定了 but now I'm not so sure.
那他肯定是个间谍 杀了他 Then he must be a spy. Kill him!
别 别 No! No!
他是我爸爸 He's my dad.
你爸爸 Your dad? Huh?
他们是领养关系 It's an adoptive relationship.
谢谢你如此照顾我儿子 阿伽门农 Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon.
但是他该回家了 But it's time for him to come home.
抱歉 皮博迪先生 我已经加入希腊军队了 Sorry, Mr. Peabody, I've joined the Greek army.
舍曼厄斯现在是我们的一员了 Shermanus is one of us now.
-他是我兄弟 -我是他兄弟 - He's a brother. - I'm his brother.
他是我儿子 He's my son.
-他宣过誓了 -我宣过誓了 - He took an oath. - I took an oath.
他才七岁 He's seven!
七岁半 And a half!
所有的儿子都必须向自己的父亲证明自己 All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.
今天 Today
舍曼厄斯将在战场上证明自己 Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle.
但他还只是个孩子 But he's only a child.
你父亲也许认为你还没长大 舍曼厄斯 Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus,
但是我们相信你 but we do.
没错 皮博迪先生 Yeah, Mr. Peabody.
现在我要向你证明我能搞定 Now, I'll show you what I can handle.
告诉你吧 很多英雄都有父子问题 FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues.
我父亲是个牛头怪 My old man is a minotaur.
人的身子 牛的头 遭尽白眼 Half man, half bull, all judgment.
这位阿贾克斯是世界上最强壮的人 Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world
但他父亲接受不了他想唱歌的梦想 but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing.
我想加入希腊合唱团 I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.
对了 俄狄浦斯的故事更是离奇 Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus.
我只能说 你绝对不想 Let's just say that you do not want
在节假日的时候去他家 to be at his house over the holidays.
尴尬死了 It's awkward.
舍曼 我担心你没想清楚 Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through.
这是战争 你知道将会发生什么吗 This is war. Do you realize what's about to happen?
我告诉将会发生什么吧 I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
我们将要毁掉他们的房屋 We're gonna destroy their houses!
摧毁他们的庙宇 Pull down their temples!
让整座城市的街道浸在 And make the streets of the city run red
特洛伊的鲜血中 with Trojan blood!
鲜血 鲜血 鲜血 Blood! Blood! Blood!
三声后进攻 一 Zeus on three! One!
舍曼 我坚决禁止你加入特洛伊战争 Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.
不公平 我的朋友都参加了特洛伊战争 It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.
-二 -舍曼 这很危险 - Two! - Sherman, it's dangerous.
我戴了头盔 I'm wearing a helmet.
-三 -你不许去 - Three! - You're not going!
我去定了 Oh, yes, I am.
进攻 Zeus!
进攻 进攻 Zeus! Zeus!
受死吧 你们这群特洛伊狗 Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!
受死吧 你们这群特洛伊狗 Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!
还真险啊 Well, that's cutting it close.
所以我才叫你听我的话 舍曼 This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman.
因为我是你爸 我有责任保证你的安全 Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe.
但是你确定格朗妮女士不会把我带走吗 But are you sure Ms. Grunion won't take me away?
只要我还活着 她就休想 Not as long as I'm around.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
救我 Help me!
佩妮 Penny!
闻闻我的胜利 Smell my victory!
闻闻 Smell it!
那是我的马 Hey! That's my ride!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody
快 Hurry!
给我了 I'll take that.
摔下去必死无疑
计算特洛伊战马速度
瞄准特洛伊马尾
你做到了 舍曼 You did it, Sherman!
多亏皮博迪的帮忙 Mr. Peabody helped.
咱们现在去找时光机 回家 Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home,
然后解除佩妮父母的催眠 un-hypnotize Penny's parents
继续晚宴 吃我做的火焰冰淇淋 finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska
让格朗妮女士见识一下我的魅力 charm the pants off Ms. Grunion
然后确保这一切都没有发生过 and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place.
计划不错 Sounds good.
算我一个 I'm in.
舍曼 Sherman!
-佩妮 -舍曼 别去 - Penny! - Sherman, no!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody?
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
爸爸 Dad!
皮博迪先生 我该怎么办 我该怎么办 Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should I do? What should I do?
你也无能为力了 舍曼 There's nothing you can do, Sherman.
我只想回家 I just want to go home.
家 Home.
没错 That's it.
我有办法了 I got an idea.
快走 Come on!
我们要去哪 Where are we gonna go?
我们要回家 We're going home.
只有一个人能帮我们 There's only one person who can help us
而那个人就是皮博迪先生 and that's Mr. Peabody.
你在说什么呀 这怎么可能呢 What are you talking about? How is that even possible?
我们有时光机啊 佩妮 We've got a time machine, Penny!
我可以把它设置到带我们回到 I can set it so that we'll get home
皮博迪仍然在的时候 when Mr. Peabody is still there.
可是你不是不应该 But I thought you're not supposed
回到自己也存在的时候吗 to go back to a time when you existed.
我们还有其它选择吗 What choice do we have?
出错了 你试图回到自己也存在的年代 Error. You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.
这可能会改变时空的构造 This could alter the fabric of space-time.
手动覆盖
出错 出错 Error. Error.
抓好了 Hang on!
太有意思了 This is fun!
随便调了点酒 我打算叫它 This is a little homespun concoction I like to call
"海滩上的爱因斯坦" "Einstein on the Beach."
好喝 Yummy.
为孩子们干杯 To the kids.
为孩子们 To the kids!
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody.
舍曼 佩妮 Sherman? Penny?
我能跟你说点事吗 Can we talk to you a second?
当然 Of course.
恕我失陪 Excuse me.
我跟你的父母相谈甚欢 I've really hit it off with your parents.
我觉得今晚可以归类为"完胜" I think we can file this night under "unqualified success".
还是先别急着下定论吧 I'd hold off filing it just yet.
你们这是什么意思 What do you mean?
你们俩怎么穿得跟古代希腊人一样 Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?
-你用了时光机 -没错 - You used the WABAC! - I did.
我知道 这糟透了 I know, it's terrible!
可是为什么 But why?
我和佩妮因为乔治·华盛顿的事吵起来了 Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington.
所以我就逼他带我看时光机 So, I made him show me the WABAC.
我在古埃及把她弄丢了 And I lost her in ancient Egypt.
我跟图特王订了婚 And I got engaged to King Tut.
-于是我就回来找你 -接着我们油用光了 - So, I came back and got you. - Then we ran out of gas.
-在佛罗伦萨 -我们进了黑洞 - In Florence. - Went into a black hole.
然后你就死在了古特洛伊 And then you died in ancient Troy.
死了 我很难相信 Died? I have a hard time believing that.
是真的 It's true!
但是现在你还在 所以一切都会好的 But now you're here, and everything's gonna be okay.
我跟你说过不许回到你自己也存在的时刻 I told you never to come back to a time when you existed
因为那样就会出现两个你 because there would be two of you!
没错 可另一个我在古埃及呢 Yeah, but the other one of me is in ancient Egypt.
你是谁 Who are you?
他就是你 不过来自另一个时间段 He's you, but from another timeline.
可你不是说过 But I thought you said
永远不许回到自己也存在的时间嘛 never to come back to a time when you existed.
-没错 -我知道 - Exactly! - I know.
可我还能怎么办呢 But what was I supposed to do?
皮博迪先生死在了古特洛伊 Mr. Peabody died in ancient Troy.
死了 Died?
我很难相信 I have a hard time believing that.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们要怎么办 What are we going to do?
首先 两个舍曼都不能待在这儿 Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here.
为什么 我们可以睡上下床 Why? We could get bunk beds.
我也这么想 I was thinking the same thing.
真神奇 咱俩就像是双胞胎 That's so weird. It's like we're twins!
我也这么想 I was thinking that, too!
看到了吧 两个舍曼不能同时出现 You see? We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline.
这让时空连续体变形得太厉害了 It puts too much strain on the space-time continuum.
怎么办 怎么办 这一切都得 What to do? What to do? The Petersons
瞒着彼得森夫妇 can't know any of this.
皮兄弟 Hey, Pea-buddy.
你还好吗 How's it going?
我和帕蒂都饿了 Patty and I are working up an appetite.
你家厨房传来的香味太诱人了 Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!
尤其是那个火焰冰淇淋 Especially that Baked Alaska.
你们在干嘛 So, what's going on here?
是啊 怎么穿成这样 Yeah, what's with the getups?
托加袍派对 Toga party!
托加袍派对 Toga party?
没错 是托加袍派对 Yes, it is a toga party!
那什么时候开饭 Well, what about dinner?
我饿死了 I'm starving.
我们何不去餐厅尝尝 Why don't we head into the dining room
你一直念叨的鹌鹑肉呢 and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?
-不行 -为什么 - No! - Why not?
因为这里太好玩了 Because it's so fun right here!
格朗妮女士 Ms. Grunion!
真高兴见到你 How delightful.
我们玩得正开心呢 We were having such a good time.
我差点忘了你要来了 I almost forgot you were coming.
你何不加入我们的派对呢 Well, why don't you join the party?
我不是来参加派对的 我是来调查的 I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation.
好 那你何不从这里开始呢 Good. Why don't you start investigating over here?
或是这里 这里 这里 Or here, or here, or here...
你的手别晃个不停 Stop waving your hands around!
舍曼 Sherman?
等一下 那也是 Wait! Is that...?
舍曼 Sherman!
两个舍曼 这是怎么回事 皮博迪 Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody?
都不许动 Nobody move!
舍曼 我必须赶在 Sherman, I've got to get
你碰自己之前带你离开这 you out of here before you touch yourself.
皮博迪 你没死 Mr. Peabody! You didn't die!
我当然没死啦 Of course I didn't die.
谢谢 Thank you.
你是怎么回来的 Hey. How did you get back?
在几次失败的实验过后 Well, after a few failed experiments
我偶然发现了骨头 石头和牦牛脂肪的组合 I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat
并用它们造了个简易的时光机 and constructed a rudimentary WABAC.
俗语有云 You know what they say
如果开始不成功 就继续努力 "If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again."
这不是玩文字游戏的时候 多好玩都不行 This is no time for puns! Even good ones.
佩妮 舍曼 快走 Penny, Sherman, quickly!
你哪也不许去 You're not going anywhere.
以我的所见足以把这个孩子 I've seen quite enough to remove the boy
两个孩子都带走 both boys, from this home.
请别这样 格朗妮女士 No, don't, Ms. Grunion, please!
都是我的错 是我挑起的 This is all my fault. I started it.
对不起 舍曼 I'm so sorry, Sherman.
你不必道歉 佩妮 You have nothing to apologize for, Penny.
从一开始就不该允许 A dog should never have been allowed
让一条狗收养孩子 to adopt a boy in the first place.
快跟我走 Now, come along.
格朗妮女士 小心 Ms. Grunion, be careful!
发生了什么 What's happening?
皮博迪先生 救命 Mr. Peabody, help!
舍曼 舍曼 Sherman! Sherman!
另外两个哪去了 Hey! Where did the other two go?
我们的时空双重身份合体了 Our cosmic doubles combined in order to reconcile a paradox
以调和时空连续体悖论 in the space-time continuum.
好吧 可以理解 Okay, that makes sense.
我不知道发生了什么 I don't know what just happened here,
但肯定是不对的 but I know it was wrong!
-孩子得跟我走 -皮博迪先生 - This boy is coming with me! - Mr. Peabody!
-别 格朗妮女士 -放开我 - No, Ms. Grunion! - Let me go!
回来 Get back here!
你弄疼我了 Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!
他咬了我 He bit me!
你好 警察局 Yes, hello, police.
我要报警 I'd like to report an assault.
有人咬我 A bite.
皮博迪先生 我们怎么办 Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?
尽快过来 Get here as soon as possible.
快跑 Run!
他要绑架孩子们 He's kidnapping the children! Oh!
你竟然咬了她 皮博迪先生 I can't believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody!
我知道 舍曼 我错了 I know, Sherman, it was wrong.
错了? "Wrong"?
太了不起了 It was awesome!
我们现在要回到恰当的时间轴 And now, to return to our proper timeline
消除混乱 and erase this mess.
他在那 把我女儿带到太空大苹果里了 There he is! He's got my daughter in that giant space apple!
我的脸麻了 My face is numb.
太棒了 Whoo-hoo! Yes!
怎么回事 What's wrong?
时空旅行失败 Time travel failed.
天啊 Oh, dear.
怎么回事 皮博迪先生 What is it, Mr. Peabody?
我们时空双重身份的对撞 Our cosmic doubles colliding
将时空连续体撕裂出一个洞 ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
所以我们回不到过去 That's why we didn't get to the past.
你好 皮博迪 Hey, Peabody!
好像过去回来找我们了 Looks like the past is coming to us.
我会抓住你这条狗的 Oof! I will get you, dog!
还有你的小儿子 And your little boy, too!
佩妮 Penny!
我的新娘 My bride!
怎么了 What?
天啊 Oh, dear.
追上那颗球 Follow that orb!
躲进去 Incoming!
你是什么东西 What sort of creature are you?
我叫格朗妮 The name is Grunion!
我爱上她了 I'm in love!
我需要找到一个虫洞 I just need to find a wormhole.
爱因斯坦 现在是红灯 Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.
我正走路呢 Hey, I'm walking, here!
蛋糕 Cake!
他们在那 别跟丢了 There they go. Don't lose them.
我试着找其他的虫洞 I'm trying to find another wormhole...
但都是指向现在的 but they all lead back to the present!
时空旅行失败 Time travel failed.
他在那 跟上 There he is. After them!
佩妮 我的王后 我知道你在里面 Penny, my queen, I know you're in there.
我们来了 舍曼厄斯 We're coming, Shermanus!
时空旅行失败 Time travel failed.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
小心 Look out!
舍曼厄斯 坚持住 Shermanus, hold on.
我救你出来 We shall release you from this egg.
放下刀 远离那个未来球体 Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb.
我不听任何人指挥 I take orders from no man!
别揍我 老兄 Don't tase me, bro.
出来 皮博迪 举起爪子 Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.
皮博迪先生 你因为 Mr. Peabody, you're under arrest
绑架 过失伤人 for kidnapping, reckless endangerment...
还有多起严重交通违章而被捕了 And a multiplicity of major traffic violations.
你们不明白 You don't understand.
时空连续体被打乱了 There's a rip in the space-time continuum!
如果逮捕我 我就不能修复它 If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix...
装高深 这么久以来 Blah, blah, blah. For too long
你用花言巧语和小红领结 you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon
迷惑大家 and that little red tie of yours
看看最后闯了多大的祸 and look what's come of it.
抓走 Take him away!
等等 Wait.
皮博迪先生 Mr. Peabody!
舍曼 Sherman!
他们会怎么处置皮博迪先生 What's gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?
你难道不知道怎么对付咬人的疯狗吗 Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?
放开我 Let me go.
你不知道这意味着什么 You don't know what you're doing.
放开我 趁现在还来得及 Please, before it's too late.
等等 Wait!
再给他一次机会 Give him another chance.
已经没有机会了 He's through with chances.
现在他得为过错付出代价了 Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.
但闯祸的是我 But I'm the one who made all the mistakes.
是我擅自启动了时光机 I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission.
皮博迪先生唯一的过错 The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made...
是收养了我 was me.
舍曼 Sherman.
一点不错 舍曼 You're absolutely right, Sherman.
让一条狗当父亲多荒唐 What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?
也许你是对的 格朗妮女士 Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion.
但是有一点你没想到 But there's one thing you haven't considered.
什么 What's that?
我也是条狗 I'm a dog, too!
如果当一条狗 If being a dog
意味着像皮博迪先生那样 means you're like Mr. Peabody
永远不离不弃 who never turns his back on you
永远保护你 and who's always there to pick you up when you fall
无论你闯多大祸都爱你 and loves you no matter how many times you mess up,
如果这样就是狗的话 if that's what it means to be a dog,
那我也是条狗 then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!
我也是条狗 I'm a dog, too.
我也是条狗 I'm a dog, too!
我也是条狗 I'm a dog as well!
狮子狗 A poodle dog!
我也是条狗 I am a dog, too.
我也是 狗狗 Ditto on that dog thing!
我也是条狗 I'm a dog, too.
我也是条狗 I am a dog as well.
我也是条狗 I'm a dog, too.
我是斯巴达克斯 I'm Spartacus!
好吧 你们都是狗 All right, fine, you're all dogs,
那也不能改变法律 but you can't change the law.
我知道有人能 I know someone who can.
乔治·华盛顿 George Washington.
我认为以下真理不言而喻 We hold these truths to be self-evident,
人人生而平等 一些狗也一样 that all men, and some dogs, are created equal.
我在此授予皮博迪先生总统特赦 I hereby award Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon.
我同意 Me, too.
我赦免过更严重的 I've done worse.
皮博迪 快看 Uh, Mr. Peabody, look!
越来越近了 It's getting closer!
我们怎么办 What are we going to do?
天才们都汇聚于此 This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled!
我们一定可以想出办法 回到过去 Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.
我可以造一个弹射器 I can build a catapult.
我们跑得飞快 We go very fast.
但要知道 接近光速时 But, remember, as you approach the speed of light
引力太大 gravity will get too strong.
确实 每个作用 Oh, indeed. "For every action,
都有相同大小的反作用力 there is an equal and opposite reaction."
不如给那大洞迎面一击 How about we just punch that big hole in the face?
我有主意了 I have an idea.
大家听着 我有个主意 Hey, everybody, I have an idea!
什么主意 舍曼 Yes, what is it, Sherman?
为何不飞向未来 Why not go to the future?
未来? The future?
我们从未去过 也许那里还没有一团糟 I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.
舍曼 说得对 Sherman, that's it!
你和我想到一处去了吗 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
通常不是 Not usually.
和你们说的 It's exactly what you all just said...
完全相反 except the total opposite!
如果我们将时光机驶向未来 If we set the WABAC for the future,
速度非常非常快 and go very, very fast
我们就能制造自己的引力场 we'll create our own gravitational field...
那就和对时空连续体的破坏 that's equal and opposite
大小相等 方向相反 to the rip in the space-time continuum!
天啊 Oh, my...
没听懂 I don't get it.
我们飞去揍那大洞一拳 We're gonna fly up there and punch that big hole in the face!
太好了 Yes!
舍曼 你真是个天才 Sherman, you're a genius.
但是 皮博迪 But, Peabody...
你要去多久后的未来 how far into the future must you go?
几秒就够了 Just a few seconds ought to do it,
然后马上回来 and then we'll slingshot right back.
你确定能搞定吗 Are you sure this is going to work?
别担心 佩妮 Don't worry, Penny.
记住 我是个 Just remember, I'm a...
天才 genius!
舍曼 Sherman,
我要给时光机改写程序 I need to reprogram the WABAC.
好的 皮博迪先生 All right, Mr. Peabody.
所以要你来驾驶 That means you have to drive.
要想穿越到未来 In order to make the leap into the future,
时光机得极速运行 the WABAC will have to go very fast.
达到从未有过的速度 Faster than it's ever gone before!
准备好了吗 舍曼 Are you ready, Sherman?
准备好了 I'm ready.
加油 舍曼 你可以的 Come on, Sherman, you can do it.
现在可以吗 皮博迪 Now, Mr. Peabody?
舍曼 得更快些 Sherman, we need more speed.
已达速度极限
现在呢 Now?
再快点 Just a little more!
还不够快 舍曼 Not yet, Sherman.
还不行 Not yet.
就现在 Now!
再见 Farewell!
我跟你没完 皮博迪 You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody.
你肯定会酿下大错的 到那时候 You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do,
我再收拾你 I'll be there!
格朗妮是我的 The Grunion is mine! Ooh!
回来 舍曼 回来 Come on, Sherman. Come on!
如果我回来之前你想看电视 If you want to watch television before I get home,
就按三下"输入"键 simply press "Input" three times
然后就可以照常使用遥控器 and then use the remote control as usual.
好的 舍曼 Yes, Sherman.
如果你参加家长会时很紧张 And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting,
就给大家带点零食 consider bringing snacks for everyone.
百吉饼就不错 Bagels are always appreciated.
好的 舍曼 Yes, Sherman.
记住 皮博迪先生 And remember, Mr. Peabody,
我放学后要参加机器人俱乐部 I have robotics club after school today.
舍曼 等等 Sherman, wait.
什么事 皮博迪先生 Yes, Mr. Peabody?
我 I...
我爱你 舍曼 I love you, Sherman.
我对你也有很深的感情 皮博迪先生 I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.
你好 皮博迪先生 Hey, Mr. Peabody!
你好 舍曼 Hey, Sherman!
等我 Wait up!
毋庸置疑 No doubt about it.
每条狗都该养个孩子 Every dog should have a boy.
我宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以亲吻格朗妮了 You may kiss the Grunion.
过来 士兵 Come here, soldier.
新婚