[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
FINN: Hey, fart face!
Unhand Princess Bubblegum!
Foolish interlopers!
[ZAP!] Whoa!
Ungh! - Hee hee hee!
Ooh! My eyesight!
[SQUEAK!]
[CRE-E-E-E-E-AK!]
Huh? [GIGGLES]
FINN: Hey, lce King!
I bet you'll never kiss the Princess!
I wlll kiss her. I will!
Hold still.
[FINN LAUGHS]
You just kissed Jake's butt!
What?!
Ugggggggh!
[LAUGHTER]
The hour is yours, but the day shall be mine!
Just like you, Princess --
Mine!
What a patoot.
Thanks for saving the day yet again, boys.
You're welcome, Princess.
Uh...
I'm gonna throw you two a party.
Meet at the Candy Kingdom tonight!
Party!
Whoo-hoo!
That paper crane for Princess Bubblegum?
I just thought I'd bring her a gift
in return for throwing us this party.
- Heh. I bet you wish you were my butt.
What?
I bet you wish you were my butt,
because then the Princess, you know --
No, wait.
I bet you wish you were the lce King
and the Princess was my butt.
- What?! - Hmmm.
Oh!
I bet you wish Bubblegum would kiss you, too!
Like the lce King and my butt!
That's ridiculous!
[SMOOCHES]
Ahhh.
Huh? Rrr!
[LAUGHING]
What's so funny?
Hey, everybody. Finn and Jake are here!
Who's ready to party?!
[LAUGHTER]
What's everyone laughing at? - Shh!
Stand back, everyone.
This style of massage is called
"Best Friend Massage."
Oh, my gosh!
Because it can only be done for friends.
It is completely consensual.
Oh, holy cow.
Relax yourself now, Lumpy Space Princess.
Hyah!
Oh! I feel so great!
Who is that guy? - Ha ha!
[FANFARE]
Greetings, partygoers.
Glad you could all make it.
Princess Bubblegum!
Princess, I-l just wanted to thank you for --
Oh... my... gosh!
PB, you got to check out this super-cute guy.
You're gonna love him. - Uh...
This is...
O-oh, my gosh. I don't even know your name.
Ricardio.
Ricardio at your service.
I've been waiting all evening to meet you, Princess.
[SMOOCHES]
I've heard you appreciate ancient technology.
Have you ever used a balbaflonic laser
to align the hybernautilus rift
in the boobatron plasmordial formation?
Whoa! No, I haven't!
[CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS]
You want to continue this conversation on the dance floor?
It would be my pleasure, Princess.
Why didn't the Princess invite me to dance?
If you want to dance, just go dance.
FINN: But now she's dancing with hlm!
Oh! I feel... weird!
Eh, it sounds like you're dealing
with some new emotions you don't understand --
Like jealousy.
Blaarrrgg!
Look, man, just go out there and get down!
RICARDIO: The plasmordial layer is
completely independent of the babalons.
Dip! - Wow!
That would mean that the Babalons would fluctuate
with the piranha nanosphere.
Correct. - Ugh!
They're talking about science, man.
I can't compete with that.
Do the science dance. Remember it?
It was sort of like this.
♪ Wah-wonh-wenh-anh-enh ♪
You think that'll work?
Yeah! Probably. Do it, man! You're a pro!
Science dance! Science dance!
- ...proximity to... - Science dance!
Hey, Princess, you wanna spend some time with me?
Excuse me, Princess. You must excuse me.
Oh. Uh, all right.
Finn! What the cabbage?!
I was learning about Zanoits!
Oh. I'm... into Zanoits.
T-They're the best!
Zanoits kill hundreds of thousands of plantoids a year.
Oh, no! Not the plantoids!
Plantoids produce mellotoxin.
[BLINK!]
Mellotoxin kills Zanoits!
So, are Zanoits... good things?
You're totally jealous of Ricardio.
No, I'm not!
I just don't like the way he talks to you.
It makes me feel weird. - That's jealousy, hon.
I'm not jealous!
[ECHOING] I'm weird!
Woof! Man, this is going bad!
Hey, Finn, you got to come help me
slay these peanut monsters at the bar!
It can't wait!
Wow, man. What happened out there?
Ugh! I-l don't know.
I was trying to warn her, but --
but she twisted my words around.
Yeah, ladies are twisty, man.
Bubblegum's super-smart, too. - I know.
And I can't shake this weird feeling about Ricardio.
I think he's... a villain.
Why?
Is it because his face is so foldy and dramatic?
No! I can just feel it in my gut.
He's up to something sinister.
Maybe what you feel is romantic rivalry.
- I'll prove he's a villain! - How?
Stakeout.
Here he comes!
They're talking.
Lemme see. I can read their lips.
[HIGH-PITCHED] "Hey, shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart."
[DEEP VOICE] "You look kind of like a big pink baguette."
Get serious, Jake! This is life and death!
Is it? Don't get me wrong --
I'm all about stakeouts and spying on this guy,
but what if he's not a villain?
What if he just looks wicked?
Some people look wicked but are super-nice.
- I gotta trust my gut. - Ooh.
He's on the move. Let's roll.
[GRUNTS]
I see him.
He's holding rope and going into the trash.
FINN: He's smashing bottles.
And pretending to stab someone!
So... he's recycling? Or what?
I think your gut's a little naive, Jake.
Holy moly!
He's -- he's with the lce King!
They're shouting something.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Ricardio is tossing him in the dumpster
and running away!
So I was right!
He ls a good guy -- who's just cursed to look suspicious.
You and me, gut.
Together forever, solving crimes and making up rhymes.
No way!
This proves he's a Supervlllaln!
More powerful than lesser villains, like the lce King.
♪ Your gut says he's evil ♪
♪ My gut says he's good ♪
♪ Why not put our guts together ♪
♪ And end this funky feud? ♪
Then it's settled.
We're gonna confront Ricardio face-to-face
and prove he's evil.
Or good.
Oof!
So, what are you doing, Ricardio?
Are you evil? - Or nice, with an evil face?
That's none of your business.
The safety of Princess Bubblegum ls my business.
Yeah, we just wanna know if you're evil or not.
Oh, yeah? - BOTH: Yeah.
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah! Yes!
You stay away from Princess Bubblegum with all that stuff!
Now that my plan is nearly complete,
there's no way you can stop me.
I could stop you if I wanted!
Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
Oh, yeah?!
Yeah!! Yahh!
[GASPS] What's going on here?!
- Princess?! - Ricardio?
Yes? I'm all right, Princess.
Finn, why'd you do it?
He was gonna hurt you with those ropes and bottles!
These were for our Balbaflonic laser.
It's not all his fault, Princess.
I might have looked a little threatening.
Finn, you shouldn't punch brainiacs.
You know how fragile they are.
You gotta stop this jealous business.
- But -- - Come on, Ricardio.
I'll patch you up and give you candy.
[SIGHS] She hates me now.
I was totally wrong about Ricardio.
LCE KING: No, Finn, you were not wrong.
He ls evil!
[WHIMPERS]
Ice King, what do you know about this?
Tell me, or I'll do something!
Hold up, Finn.
The lce King looks sort of damaged.
I don't care. I only care about Ricardio.
But... my enervated condition
has everything to do with hlm.
I was trylng to cast a spell
that would glve me total control
of Prlncess Bubblegum's heart.
But I messed it all up...
[BOOM!]
...and lost control of mlne.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
He planned to rlp out Prlncess Bubblegum's heart
to make it hls brlde!
Blblblblblblblbl!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Wlthout my heart, I grew weak.
Ehh!
But I made my way to the Candy Klngdom
to look for hlm.
In an alleyway, I begged hlm to return to me
and leave the Prlncess alone.
But then he threw me in the dumpster
and left me for dead.
Stop... Ricardio.
- Gah! Come on, Jake!
Gotta save the Princess!
- Princess Bubblegum! - Princess!
Finn! Jake!
You were right all along, Finn.
Now I'm going to cut out Princess Bubblegum's heart
and make out with it.
Not if I can help it!
Rarrr!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
Whoa!
[GROWLS]
One step closer, and I'll remove her heart!
Finn, I feel like a big idiot for doubting you.
He was just so engaging.
But his knowledge on plantoids is actually pretty weak.
Shut your mouth up, Princess!
[CREAK!]
Oof! I'm gonna smooch that heart!
It will be my bride!
Why don't you marry someone your own size?!
Like my foot! - Huh? Oof!
And my fist! - Argh! Ugh!
Stop! Stop it!
That's my heart, you piece of...
lce King.
[PANTING]
[GROANS]
Should we... let him take his heart back?
He is... villainous.
I don't wanna watch an old man die
on Princess Bubblegum's carpet, man.
Oh, yeah. - Wait! Wait!
Come to Daddy.
Yeah, there you go. - N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
You like that, huh?
See... you...
guys... later.
I feel... wonderful!
Ha ha ha!
And now that I've saved the Princess,
she'll marry me and live in my dungeon every day.
- No, she won't! - Yeah, no, I won't!
Yes, you will!
- Yah! - Oof!
Well, maybe not today or tomorrow...
but another day!
Another -- Oyyy!
Ugh! Ugh! D'oh! Enhh!
Thanks again for saving me -- Agaln.
Don't mention it.
Now that Ricardio's gone, you don't have to be
jealous of anyone anymore.
I never get jealous.
PRINCESS: Kiss me, Finn!
[CLEARS THROAT]
[AS JAKE] I mean, "Kiss me, Finn!"
Am I doing it right, Jake? - [LAUGHS]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[LAUGHING] Yeah!
I found another bike and more computers!
What do you got?
I keep finding baby shoes!
[FOOSH!]
What the heck, man?!
And they're all lefties!
Sorry I'm not finding any loot.
Keep it together,
Chubby, because I think we've
found enough scrap to finish
building our gauntlet dock --
a dock that is also a gauntlet!
Aww!
Building this gauntlet dock is hard, man.
Hard work sucks.
Don't be lazy, Jake.
[SLOSH!]
BOTH: Huh?
JAKE: lncoming iceberg!
FINN: Whoa! That one's huge!
I got dibs!
JAKE: Ooh, I hope it's not baby shoes!
[GASPS]
It's a guy!
Creepy.
It's a bunch of guys.
JAKE: You know what they
remind me of?
Well-dressed pickles.
Stand back, Jake.
I'm gonna melt them out of there,
full charge.
[FOOSH!]
Whoa!
Don't roast them, man!
You got to flambé.
[TRICKLE! TRICKLE!]
Ah! Perfecto!
[SMOOCHES] Bon appétit!
Hey, can you hear me?
Hello?
[TAP! TAP!]
I don't think they made it.
Hey, this one's got
some kind of pack --
Aaaaaah!
L...remember...
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
...besinessssssss.
Leggo! Leggo! Leggo!
[CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!]
We... are businessmen.
Ohhhhh.
Well, I'm Finn, and he's Jake.
What kind of business do you do?
Been frozen... so long, I --
[ALL GROAN]
...can't remember.
Can't remember!
[BUSINESSMEN CRYING] Oh.
Looking for help, your business?
We love work for you. Nah.
Adventurers don't need any help. - Yes!
Help us fix that dock!
Dock?
Yeah! Right over there!
Yes.
This dock... could be more...
efficient.
FINN: No! Wait!
[ALL GASP]
Jake, this dock is our fun pie.
We should be the ones to bake it.
But they're begging for
it, Finn.
Just look at them!
[ALL TALKING EAGERLY]
Finn, these poor souls are lost
without jobs.
We can't ignore their plight.
Uh...
Go on, guys! Fix it up!
[ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING]
Well, they do seem
really happy to do it.
Of course, man.
They said they "love work for you."
[BUSINESSMEN MOAN]
ALL: We finish.
FINN: Whoa!
JAKE: Told you so.
Come on!
Let's try it out!
[BOTH PANTING]
Aaah!
[BOTH PANTING]
Yeah!
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS] Yeah! Whoo!
[BOTH PANTING] See?
If we hire them full time,
they'll be back in business, and
we'll be able to focus on fun stuff.
Everybody wins!
Maybe you're right.
You hear that, guys?!
Maybe I'm right!
Really? Job?
With... adventurers?
Yeah, mans!
[ALL CHEERING]
[STEAM HISSING]
[SPITS]
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
Feels weird doing nothing.
Relax, man.
This is your day off.
WOMAN: Help! Somebody help!
Trouble, dude!
Get your ax! I'll get my -- wha?
Adventure pack -- ready for you!
Hey, thanks, man.
[BOTH PANTING]
I have to say, Jake, my sword is
totally shiny and stinkin' sharp.
Uh-huh!
Even my shoes feel different.
Not only are they clean, I feel
radder, faster, more adequate.
Cool.
[ALL PANTING]
Help!
Don't cry,
Hot Dog Princess!
Jake and I will fend off these
battle cubes!
[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[FINN AND JAKE GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING GROWS WEAKER]
Man. I'm getting tired.
Ohh. Me too.
These cubes are...
whew!
...frickin' resilient.
JAKE: Hey, business-dudes!
ALL: Huh?
Hold off these cubes so
we can catch our breath?
Jake, they don't know
how to fight.
[BUSINESSMEN SHOUTING]
Water, orange slices.
Help rehydrate.
Arrrghh!
These guys are great, right?
I got to admit...
Oooogggggggh!
They are helping. Oh!
I think I figured out how to
defeat the battle cubes!
That's 'cause you had
time to rest your body and
refresh your brain.
Okay!
We'll take it from here, guys!
Yeah! Good work!
Rawwrrr!
Grab all the cubes
together!
Got 'em!
Aaaah!
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
It worked!
Wake up, Hot Dog Princess.
You're free.
Oh!
Thank you, Finn and Jake!
Especially you, Finn.
[GIGGLES, SMOOCHES]
Ugh!
She smells like old hot dog water!
[LAUGHS]
Her!
Mwwwwwwwwwah!
[GIGGLES]
I take one for team.
This is awesome!
You get a promotion, fella!
Whooooo!
Take one for team, too.
Yayyyy!
[VIDEO GAME BUZZES]
Oh! Lost again!
My turn.
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
[MONITORS BEEPING]
What's that?
Herovision monitor.
Use satellite to tell us world problems.
Oh, wow.
Anything going on?
Just small things.
You save stress for blg thing.
Freakin' awesome, man.
What are they doing?
Taking care of business.
[LAUGHS]
[CHOMP! CHOMP!]
[GRUNTING]
Jake, hit me.
[CHOMP!]
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
[SLURPS]
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
COMPUTER: Mission complete.
Yeah!
We beat "Adventure Master"!
Holy moly!
♪ We're Adventure ♪
♪ Masters ♪
Yes!
[BOTH PANTING]
BOTH: Whew!
I never knew being fat
and lazy was so rewarding.
Yeah.
Your gut's so huge and moldable.
Hey! Hold on a sec.
[LAUGHS]
Man, that tickles.
[AS LCE KING] I'm the lce King,
and I'll never find a bride,
because I'm such a tool.
[LAUGHS]
All right, let me try.
[GRUNTING]
[AS BUBBLEGUM]
I'm Princess Bubblegum, and I'm a
dork because I like science.
I've also got a really annoying
voice that Finn thinks is attractive.
[LAUGHS] That's --
Hey, what'd you say?
Aaaaaah!
Oh, my gosh! Leave me alone!
All I said was, "You're ugly,"
which is totally true!
Somebody help me!
Ugh!
Man, I am not in the mood for
saving Lumpy Space Princess.
Hey, business-dudes!
ALL: Hup! Hup! Hup!
What do you guys think?
Mm...
just one monster. We do. Right.
We'll just save our strength for
the Blg Adventures, then.
[SIGHS] Nice call, dude.
Imagine how awesome the
adventure's going to be when
it's time for us to go out there.
I'm too tired to
imagine stuff, but I bet you're right.
BOTH: To being Great Adventurers.
[GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!]
Ehh...
Ungggh...
Eugggggh!
Ooh. Aah!
Oof!
Oh, gosh.
VOICES: Help us!
Huh?
Jake! Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Let the businessmen handle it.
VOICES: Help! Please!
I heard it again.
Businessmen, dude!
He-e-e-e-e-lp!
[GASPS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[POP!]
Whoo-hoo!
Jake! We messed up!
The businessmen have gone
bat-crazy, dude!
Man, just let the
businessmen handle it!
The businessmen are the problem,
you lazy plughole!
Huh?
Guys!
[GRUNTING]
Guys, stop it!
[GRUNTING]
Stop it, guys!
Stop what, boss?
You're jacking up those
fuzzy friends!
But... We're being heroes --
like you, boss.
We're protecting them --
collecting them in our care sack
so they cannot be hurt.
[ALL SCREAMING]
It's the most efficient way
to save people.
But you're making them unhappy!
Irrelevant.
These people are in our care sack.
Their happiness is not priority.
I am your boss!
And you guys are all fired!
Fi-red?
[ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY]
[POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!]
[POP!] [POP!]
[SCREAMING]
[THUD!]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
All right, guys, now I got to
take you down -- Finn-style!
[PANTING]
Aah!
Unh!
I'm kicking your care sack, dudes!
Finn?
Aw, crud!
[GRUNTS]
[CRE-E-E-E-E-AK!]
I'm coming, buddy!
[POP!] [THUD!] Oof!
[POP! POP!]
Agh!
I'm so fat, dude, I don't know
what to do!
[GASPS] That's it!
Jake! Demoralize them!
What? Why?
Do it, man.
I have a legit plan.
Okay, all right. Hey!
You guys are horrible at business!
ALL: Rawwwwwr!
Huh?
They're sucking me up, dude!
Now -- eat that ice
cream some more, to become fatter,
while also using your
stretchy powers to grow huge!
Okay!
[MUNCH! MUNCH!]
Rawwwwwwwr!
Aaaaah!
This sucks!
Yeah, dude! Keep growing!
You're breaking apart their robot!
ALL: Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
Oh, no!
[BOOM!]
ALL: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm going to kill you,
not-boss!
Wait, man! Wait!
I want to re-hire you guys!
Re-hire?
Really?!
Yeah, mans.
[BUSINESSMEN CHEERING]
Happy!
[FUZZY FRIENDS CHEERING]
Hip-hip hooray!
[SLOSH!]
So, wait -- what'd you
hire them to do?
I hired them to stuff
themselves in that iceberg and get out of here.
[SIGHS]
I'm gonna miss them.
And I'm gonna miss this gut.
[SQUISH!]
[CHUCKLES]
I'm gonna miss my gut, too.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
Awww!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪