我们从华盛顿搬到奥兰多 It had been a few months
已经几个月了 since we moved from D.C. To Orlando,
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我们居然还在盼着 and we were all looking forward
我妈妈一家能来拜访 to my mom's family coming to visit.
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-简直是噩梦 -好吧 我们并不全都这样 - This is a nightmare. - Well, not all of us.
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你知道你姐夫是来看 You know your brother-in-law's only coming to gloat
我们餐馆的失败而幸灾乐祸的 about our restaurant not being successful.
路易斯 他们是我们的家人 Louis, they're family.
他们是来看我们多倒霉的 They're coming to gloat about all of our misfortunes...
那个餐馆 还有埃迪 the restaurant, Eddie.
搬到这里本来就是为了 Getting away from Steve and his stupid store
避开史蒂夫和他那间破商店的 was supposed to be one of the perks of moving here.
好的 我们有工字型组合家具 Okay, we got the I-shaped sectional,
高级娱乐中心 奢华情侣座椅 the entertainment center, the deluxe love seat...
这个男人打扰到您了吗 Is this man bothering you?
您吱声 我报警 Say the word, and I'll call the police.
真搞笑 That's funny.
额 奥伯格先生 奥伯格夫人 Uh, Mr. And Mrs., uh, Oberg,
这是我姐夫史蒂夫 this is my boss-in-law, Steve.
我马上就要 I was just about to finalize...
给我们拿一些扭扭糖 getting us all some twizzlers.
这里没有扭扭糖 There were no twizzlers.
-我们有扭扭糖吗 -啥 没有 - We have twizzlers?! - What? No.
我还以为有扭扭糖呢 I thought there were twizzlers.
至少你们一家人都来的话 At least with your whole family coming,
史蒂夫就不能开他的傻叉二手马自达了 Steve can't drive his stupid used Miata.
-史蒂夫说他的马自达是新的 -不是新的 是二手货 - Steve says his miata is new. - It's not new! It's used!
抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry. It's just... I...
不 没关系 你是对的 No, it's okay. You're right.
我姐姐等不及看我们的狼狈样了 My sister can't wait to see us struggling in this swampland.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
她昨天打电话给我 亲口跟我说的 She called me yesterday, and she told me.
我迫不及待想看你们的新房子啦 I can't wait to see your new home.
我猜你们全家都住在临时建筑里吧
房子是不大啦 It's a little cozy,
你就和爬行动物一起睡外面吧
但是你要来的话肯定是有房间留给你的 but there's always room for my dear sister.
全家都好为你骄傲 The whole family's so proud of you.
隔着电话都能听出你的心酸
你骗不了我的 妹妹
她这么挖苦我 就是因为我妈总是最喜欢我 She's just bitter because I have always been mom's favorite.
这就是她来的原因 That's why she's coming.
她想让妈妈看见我们的惨状 She wants mom to see us struggling.
但是当他们看到我们过的这么好 But they will be in for a surprise
他们肯定会惊掉一地下巴 when they see how well we are doing.
但我们过得不好 But we're not.
对啊 但他们不知道 Yes, but they don't know that.
最爱你惹 I've never loved you more.
好恶啊 想吐了 Ew! Gross!
这样很棒啊 I think it's great
你们在婚姻中仍然保持激情 that you guys still have passion in your marriage.
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我的亲戚们动身了 My relatives were on their way,
但是看到我爸妈的表现 你会觉得 but the way my parents were acting, you would have thought
是玛利亚·凯丽来拜访了 Mariah Carey was coming to visit.
我是说 一个性感的 尼克·加农的前妻 I mean, a hot, pre-Nick cannon,
翻译 梨叔
穿华盛顿奇才队队服的玛利亚·凯丽 "In the Washington wizards dress" Mariah Carey.
翻译 黑眼圈
他们放了满屋子的假柠檬树 They were putting up fake lemon trees all over the house,
装饰了浴室 fancying up the bathroom...
基本上能做的都做了 basically doing anything they could
有多成功装多成功 to look like ballers.
好了 结果就要出来了 All right, the record should reflect now
目前被告人正在与辩护人交涉 that the defendant is present with counsel.
你可以入座了 You may be seated, if you wish.
即使我父母躁动不安 可我却好激动 Even though my parents were tripping, I was psyched
因为我最喜欢的表兄贾斯汀要来了 because my favorite cousin Justin was coming.
华盛顿 八个月前
贾斯汀只比我大六个月 Justin was only six months older than me,
但他改变了我的人生 but he was the one who changed my life forever.
哟 听好哦 Yo. Check this out.
翻译 小A
现在是见证 You are now about to witness
校对 小P
街头文化力量的时刻 the strength of street knowledge.
从那一刻开始 我是A.W.O From that moment on, I was A.W.O...
痴迷的亚洲人 Asian with obsession.
校对 娄小胖
我等不及让贾斯汀看看 I couldn't wait to show Justin
我学到多深奥的嘻哈知识 how deep my hip-hop knowledge had gotten.
特效 CAS
一切都必须完美 Everything had to be perfect
因为我买了图派克的最新专辑 for when I busted out the new 2Pac.
图派克是什么 What's a 2-pack?
压制 hhjie
跟你们没关系 你们耳朵都还没长好 It's not for you. Your baby ears aren't ready.
还记得那次有个瓢虫爬到我耳朵吗 Remember the time a ladybug crawled in my ear?
埃文 埃默里 楚奶奶要住到你们屋 Evan, Emery, grandma chu will be staying in your room.
-耶 -奶奶和我们一起睡 - Yay! - Grandma party!
你们不睡那儿 You won't be sleeping there.
哎 哎 Aw. Aw.
我另有安排 I have made other arrangements.
为什么我们不能睡沙发 Why can't we sleep on the couch?
总监 Bunny
因为那样你阿姨和叔叔就会知道 Because then your aunt and Uncle will know
我们没有足够的卧室 we don't have enough bedrooms.
决不能让他们知道 And they must never know that.
总监 Darren
好的 我刚跟米奇说了 Okay, I just talked to Mitch,
我们周六有个超棒的优惠套餐 and we have a great promotion set for Saturday.
所有的洋葱圈 九十九美分随便吃 All the boomin' onions you can eat for 99 cents.
好诶 我们带家人过去的时候牧场牛排餐厅将会是人满为患 Yes! Cattleman's will be packed when we take your family there.
这样不就会亏钱吗 Won't you lose money?
嗯 有时候你必须花一些你没有的钱 Well, sometimes you have to spend money you don't have
来让你看起来你有很多钱却不去花 to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend.
耶 Mm!
好的 房子准备好了 Okay, house is ready.
现在轮到我们了 我们得换个新造型 Now it's our turn. We need a new look.
我们得让别人一眼就看出 成功 We need a look that instantly says... "Success."
我来解释一下 Let me explain.
除了假柠檬树 In addition to fake lemon trees,
中国人用来表明成功的东西 another thing Chinese people did to show prosperity
就是烫个头发 was get a perm.
我不知道为啥 对于我们中国 I don't know why, but to my people,
烫个头发就好像头上长满了钱 curls were like dollar signs.
烫个头发真是好主意呢 These success perms were a great idea.
我感觉自己像个卷毛狮在巡视自己的王国 I feel like a curly-headed lion surveying my kingdom.
他们来了 他们来了 They're coming! They're coming!
我们准备好了 We're ready.
喔 Oh!
康妮 Connie!
哦 你胸好大 Oh, your boobs are so big!
当然了 新做的 I know. They're new.
我都不能跑步了 I had to give up jogging.
哦 我懂的 Oh, I can tell.
哇哦 真的好大 Oh! They are big.
涅槃了 Nirvana?
贾斯汀 哟 你怎么穿成这样 Justin, yo, why you dressed like that?
垃圾摇滚风 It's grunge.
刚好反映了我的内心 It reflects what I feel on the inside.
你的T恤像个野餐篮 Your shirt looks like a picnic blanket.
谢谢 Thank you.
史蒂夫呢 Where's Steve?
他自己单独开一辆 He drove separately.
他自己开了十三个小时车 额 He drove separately for 13 hours... Mm.
就为开那个傻叉车来 Just so he could bring that stupid car.
他也有成功卷 He got a success perm, too.
我看到了 我又没瞎 I see that. I can see that.
有人预定了一个中国人吗 Did somebody order chinese?!
哦 好地方 Ooh! Fancy place.
这就是你们的小黄屋吗 Have I got the "Huang" House?
-这个梗棒啊史蒂夫 -哦 嗨 - That's a great joke, Steve. - Oh, hi!
你说多少次都这么好笑 Funny every time you tell it.
史蒂夫叔叔 车真帅 Sweet ride, Uncle Steve.
嘿 谢了 埃默里 Hey, thanks, Emery.
如果你好好工作而且有我的聪明才智 If you work hard and you're smart like me,
有一天你也能买个新的马自达 some day you can have a brand-new Miata.
或者买个二手的 因为这个就是二手的 Or used, because it's used.
哟 Yo.
能帮帮我吗 You want to help me with this?
我有我自己的包袱 I have my own baggage.
情感包袱 Emotional.
家具店生意很好 So, the furniture store is doing really well,
所以我想 干嘛不做呢 and I thought, "Why not?"
反正人只能活一次 不是吗 You only live once, right?
胸前两个空气袋坐车更加保险了 And now you are equipped with air bags.
皮笑肉不笑
那么 一路过来怎么样 So, how was the trip down?
我知道妈妈对你开车的技术很不满意 I know mom can be so critical of your driving.
哦 她一路都在抱怨 Oh, she was complaining the whole time...
嗯 Mm.
哦 阿妈 Oh! Ah-ma!
她是针对你 About you.
什么 What?!
她感到自已有点被遗弃了 你知道吗 She's been feeling a little abandoned, you know?
因为你遗弃了她 Because you abandoned her.
康妮 Connie!
你能不能帮我进入这个陌生人的房子
看上去你不再是她最宠爱的了 Looks like you're not her favorite anymore.
猜猜是谁 Guess who is.
你在思考吗 你在思考她现在最爱谁吗 Are you thinking? Are you thinking about who is?
康妮 Connie!
来了 阿妈 Coming, ah-ma.
那是我的旋转餐桌 And that's my lazy Susan,
因为 你懂的 有时我们会变得懒惰 because, you know, sometimes we get lazy.
啊 这是我的 传呼机 Oh, that's my, uh, pager.
我们的第二个店铺就要开张了 做生意嘛 对吧 We're opening a second store. Business, right?
可不是吗 Tell me about it.
我的餐厅是如此成功 My restaurant is so successful,
我不得不配置专用传真线 I had to put in a dedicated fax line.
路易斯 现在好像挺安静的 It seems kind of quiet now, Louis.
现在是充电模式 累了嘛 It's in recharge mode. Tired.
好了 爸 都设定好了 All right, dad, it's all set up.
我带来了我的上网电脑 I brought along my Internet computer.
我得查看下我店铺的主页 I need to check on my store's webpage.
恩 Hmm.
我得去上厕所了 I have to go to the bathroom.
是吗 去吧 去上厕所吧 Yeah, go, go. Go to the bathroom.
我们时间充裕 We got plenty of time.
好的 杰克斯副局长 All right, deputy Jex,
能否请你退后一步 would you just take a step back, please?
这是民事案件164-a号 这就是作为证物的右手手套吗 This is people's 164-a? Is that the right-hand glove?
这个手套戴在他的手上似乎有问题 Seems to be having a problem putting the glove on his hand.
你为什么看那个无聊的电视
大家都知道那不是真的欧·杰·辛普森
你说什么啊
欧·杰和一个像他的人调换了
那个人是冒充的
真的果汁先生被释放了 The real juice is loose.
妈妈 你想喝茶吗 你一定累了 Mom, would you like some tea? You must be so tired.
我这有绿茶 乌龙茶 菊花茶 助眠茶 I have green, oolong, chrysanthemum, sleepytime!
我表兄有点不对劲 Something was up with my cousin,
无论是什么问题 我都会让他说出来 but whatever it was, I knew what would snap him out of it.
我在想我们应该先听听老音乐 I was thinking we should start with the old stuff
再慢慢换新的 and work forward.
你们要开说唱派对吗 Are you guys having a rap party?
我是麦西·哈默 I'm M.C. Hammer!
出去 Get out!
快来 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
刚才很抱歉 孩子嘛 Sorry about that. Kids.
我在考虑搬去西雅图 I'm thinking of moving to Seattle.
或者就从听这盘CD开始 Or we could just start with this.
啊 我 我不再迷图派克了 他有点过于幼稚 Oh, I-I'm not into 2Pac anymore. He's just a little immature.
你想不想听真正成年人的音乐 You want to listen to some real grown-up music?
啊 太赞了 Oh, it's so good.
这女人唱的差劲透了 This woman's terrible.
妈妈甚至都不愿和我多谈 Mom won't even talk to me.
嗷 太不幸了 Aw. That's too bad.
谢谢你让我和史蒂夫睡在你们的卧室 Thanks for letting me and Steve stay in your bedroom.
很可爱 就像个小老鼠窝 It's cute. Like a little mouse shoe.
你喜欢这么做 不是吗 You are loving this, aren't you?
一点都不 但如果你希望的话 Not at all, but if you want,
我可以帮你向妈妈说好话 I can put in a good word for you with mom
在晚上聊天的时候 during our evening chat.
我们穿上拖鞋 闲聊家事 We put on our slippers and talk about the family.
我们称之为拖鞋谈话 We call it slipper talk.
好吧 同意 Okay, fine.
你也许是妈妈的新爱 You may be mom's new favorite,
但我会赢回她的心 but I'm going to win her back
我会给她 她最看重的东西 by using what's most important to her.
-幸运之轮 -物美价廉 - "Wheel of fortune"? - A good bargain.
你也许还活在幻想里 You may be living your fancy lifestyle
喜欢丰胸和靓车 with your ta-tas and your Miatas,
但妈妈最关心的是如何精打细算 but what mom cares about most is stretching a dollar.
喔 妹妹 Oh, little sister.
就因为史蒂夫和我活得滋润 Just because Steve and I are cushy
不意味着我就不会讨价还价了 doesn't mean I can't sniff out a good deal.
设计师牌行李箱 打2.5折 Designer luggage... 75% off.
当我告诉妈妈的时候 她几乎笑了 When I told mom, she almost smiled.
好吧 等着瞧我给妈妈展示丝绸抱枕 Well, wait till I show her these silk throw pillows.
打一折 从一家被吊销执照的医院买来的 90% off from a condemned hospital.
我们为什么不去采购呢 看看谁能买到更便宜的 Why don't we go shopping, see who can find a better deal?
好了 让我们把战场定在洞里 Well, let's take this to the hole...
塔米的时尚洞 他们在那里 Tammy's fashion hole, where they have
展出了史无前例的左脚专享鞋 an unprecedented selection of only left shoes.
真是碰巧啊 What a coincidence.
那是我最喜欢的折扣鞋 That's my preferred discount shoe.
康妮 Connie!
来了 阿妈 Coming, ah-ma!
康妮和我妈进行过拖鞋谈话 Connie and my mom have slipper talk.
史蒂夫有个神奇的噪音盒 Steve has a fancy noise box.
是的 名叫康妮 Yeah, it's called Connie.
我们需要在比赛里占据先机 We need to step up our game.
别担心 宝贝 我们会赢的 Don't worry, baby. We got this.
那么 当网络还在连接之即 So, while this is happening,
我想借此机会表达 我有多么兴奋 I have a chance to say how excited I am
能够在明天带你们参观牧场牛排餐厅 to show you Cattleman's Ranch tomorrow.
到时餐厅里会坐无缺席 It's gonna be a full house.
那个 为什么要等到明天再参观 Well, why wait to see this restaurant
我已耳熟能详的餐厅 I've heard so much about?
我已经预定了今晚的席位 I made a reservation for tonight.
啊 那个 我认为餐厅 Oh, well, I don't think the restaurant
还没这么快准备好 can accommodate on such short notice.
啊 不会 没关系的 经理人很好的 Oh, no, not a problem. The manager was really nice.
他说过有足够的餐桌 He said there were plenty of tables.
呃 Oh.
喔 Oh.
您好 这里是牧场牛排餐厅 Howdy. Cattleman's Ranch.
米奇 今晚有多少桌被预定了 Mitch, how many tables are booked for tonight?
我看下 只有一桌 Uh, let's see. Oh, just one.
啊 但是个十人团 Ooh, but it's a big party of 10.
好吧 计划有变 Okay, well, there's a change of plans.
我和我家人今晚回来 Me and my family are coming in tonight.
我需要你让餐厅坐满人 随便什么方法 I need you to fill up the restaurant any way you can.
那个 我有个十人团就要来了 Well, I got that big party of 10 coming in.
不 我们就是那个十人团 No, we're the big party of 10!
你和我 You and me?
我和我的家人就是那个十人团 Me and my family are the big party of 10!
大家都进来吧 今晚由叔叔路易斯做东 Let's go. Everybody in. Dinner's on Uncle Louis tonight.
妈妈 你喜欢我的外套吗 价钱很划算的 Do you like my outfit, mom? I got a great deal.
所有的单件运动服 只要原价的一半 Half off on all sport separates.
妈妈 你喜欢我的夹克吗 Mom, you like my jacket?
打6折 晚上还会发光呢 It was 60%, and it glows in the dark,
所以我还省电费了 so I save money on electricity, too.
嗨 老板 Oh, hey, boss man.
我想你今晚和亲人来到这里 I see you've dropped by for a little impromptu dinner
是打算即兴用餐吧 with the kinfolk.
到底怎么了 我告诉过你要把店里塞满人的 What's going on? I told you to pack the place.
是的 这是我能力的极限了 Yeah, but I did the best I could.
你给我的时间太少了 You gave me very little time.
瞧 这是我的前室友 格温多林和弗里茨 Look, those are my ex-roommates, Gwendolyn and Fritz...
他们刚从文艺复兴集市赶来 they just came from the renaissance fair...
赫克托和南茜 他们会假装成顾客 Hector and Nancy... they're posing as customers...
沙琳是我正在交往的对象 and Charlene is the date that I'm currently on.
人数远远不够 This isn't enough people!
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我们还有个十人团就要到了 We got that party of 10 coming in.
嘿 路易斯 今晚人不是很多嘛 Hey. Light crowd tonight, huh, Louis?
那个 只是时间不凑巧罢了 Well, this is just the awkward time
正好夹在老人用餐和常规用餐之间 所以 between old people dinner and regular dinner, so...
向国王致敬 To the king!
你是不是穿着件全新的外套 Are you wearing a whole new outfit?
我今天买了好多负担的起的物品 I bought so many affordable items today,
我没法只买一件 I couldn't pick just one.
妈妈 这件滑雪衫打2折 Mom, this ski suit was 80% off,
还送了根晾衣杆 and it came with one pole.
妈妈 打网球吗 Tennis, mother?
1.5折 85% off.
领先 康妮 Advantage... Connie.
那么 恩 有人来帮我们点单吗 So, is, uh, anyone gonna take our order.
呃 Uh...
欢迎光临牧场牛排餐厅 Welcome to Cattleman's Ranch.
你们要先点什么喝的么 Can I start you off with some drinks?
你不也是顾客么 Aren't you a customer?
跟我讲讲你的情况 So, tell me about you.
你有兄弟姐妹么 Do you have any brothers or sisters?
现在没有了 Uh, not anymore.
我是想说 我第一次约会不会和人说起家庭情况 I mean, it's not exactly something you talk about
但是 不知道怎么的 on a first date, but for some reason,
我觉得你是个可以相信的人 I feel like I can really open up to you.
哦 我先接一下电话 Oh, hold on one second.
你好 牧场牛排餐厅 Howdy. Cattleman's Ranch.
我们提供外送服务 Yes, we do do to-go orders.
亲的名字 好的 欧 What's the name? Okay, Orenthal...
杰 J...
欧·杰·辛普森：昵称果汁先生，美国著名橄榄球运动员，因杀妻案轰动一时
辛普森 Sampson.
记下了 Okay.
这个面包看起来好蠢 This roll is stupid.
哥们 你为什么这么玛丽苏 Dude, why are you such a bummer?
没办法 这是成熟的表现 What can I say? I grew up.
不 你在装逼 No, you're played out,
故意听金发妞的悲伤破歌 listening to that sad, white-lady music.
随你 你个小屁孩 Whatever. You're not old
根本理解不了垃圾摇滚的情感 enough to appreciate the emotion of grunge.
孩子你太嫩了 You still got baby ears.
不好意思 我能用谷物付款么 Excuse me! Do you accept grain as payment?
看 妈妈 这可是我流血换来的 Look, mom. Someone died in this.
我发誓 我看到你明明是位顾客 You know, I could have sworn you were a customer.
是这样的 Uh, well
我们经常会请 You know, what we like to do
挑剔的顾客来担当 is let the finicky diners do the...
额 杰西卡 我编不下去了 uh, Jessica, help me out here.
对 是这样的 Oh, yes, well, uh...
我刚才没听 你们说什么来着 sorry, I wasn't listening. What are we doing?
我混乱了 我现在是服务员 I have no idea. So, a-am I a waitress again,
还是在继续装顾客 or am I still pretending to be a customer,
还是我 我 or am I... or...
天啊 Whoops.
我都坚持了这么久了 I think we can all agree that it's amazing
你们应该还算满意吧 that I've lasted this long, right?
算了 跟你说实话 Okay, fine.
事实上 餐厅的经营出了点状况 The truth is, Cattleman's has got off to a shaky start.
我就知道 I knew it!
你的传真机不是累了 而是闲了 Your fax machine wasn't tired, it was bored.
嘿 康妮 你听见没 Hey, Connie, you missed it.
他们终于承认创业失败了 They finally admitted they're failing.
我听到了 Oh, I heard.
这是我的豹纹衣服 That's my tiger shirt!
你从我的包里偷的 You stole it from my bag!
我先找到的 不要钱 No, I found it. 100% off.
划得来
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, mom.
嘿 老板 我不知道 Hey, boss man, I don't know
现在说这个合不合适 if this is a good time to tell you this or not,
但是那个十人桌应该是没戏了 but I think that table of 10 is a no-show, so...
昨天简直悲剧 Last night was a disaster.
我不想离开这个房间 I don't want to leave this room.
那才是名符其实的成功卷 Now, that is a success perm.
我的心好累 I'm so tired.
不会有人比我们睡的更糟了 Nobody could have slept worse than we did.
嗯 Mm.
你想谈谈 康妮阿姨的大胸么 So, is anybody gonna talk about aunt Connie's boobs?
啊 她听见了 Aah! She heard me!
我是来找糖的 I was just looking for some sugar.
你们在这干什么 What are you boys doing in here?
他们在这儿是因为我们没有那么多卧室 They're there because we don't have enough bedrooms.
现在高兴了 Are you happy?
牧场牛排餐厅经营不善 我们买不起大房子 Cattleman's Ranch is not doing well, our house is small,
你是老妈的最爱 你赢了 and you're mom's favorite... you win.
杰西卡 Jessica.
我能理解 I know how you feel.
你会习惯老妈不那么宠你的 But you'll get used to being mom's least favorite daughter.
我就习惯了 I did.
对你来说 又不是坏事 It was not so bad for you.
库尔特·拉塞尔：美国好莱坞著名动作明星
老妈的钱包里除了库尔特·拉塞尔 The only pictures she had in her wallet
就只有你的照片 were of you and Kurt Russell.
你还看过她的钱包 我想都不敢想 You saw inside her wallet? I didn't think it opened.
我从没想过 I have to say...
当老妈的最爱会这么虐心 I never knew being the favorite was so hard.
需要很大的耐心 It takes a lot of patience.
我懂 I know.
你在看幸运之轮时 When you watch "Wheel,"
当她看到有人买浴巾 does she still yell at the TV screen
是不是还冲着电视大叫 when someone buys a vowel?
买浴巾简直就是浪费钱 "Vowels are a waste of money!"
约瑟芬丢了 Josephine's missing!
谁 Who?
我的马自达 有人抢走了小芬 My Miata! Someone snatched Josie!
你们怎么不着急啊 Why aren't you freaking out?!
啊 Aah!
对 长官 你要调动所有警力去找我的车 Yeah, officer, you need to have all units looking for my car.
是一辆全新的1995年产马自达 It's a brand-new 1995 miata.
先生 你的车是英国绿 Sir, you said the color of your car is British-racing green?
对 Yes.
马自达95年没有产英国绿的 They discontinued British-racing green in the '95 model.
最近的英国绿也是93年产的了 The last year the brg was available was in the '93.
二手车 我就知道 It's used! I knew it!
估计报警器也是假的 Guess that alarm was fake, too.
吼吼 露馅了吧 "Whoop-whoop" My ass!
不是 我的这个是特殊生产的 No, no, no. I-I-I-I got a special edition...
先生 我一共就两个爱好 Sir, I've got two passions in life...
执法 研究日产车 law enforcement and Japanese sports coupes.
你没听错 That's right.
我也是个骄傲的基佬和马自达脑残粉 I, too, am a proud gay man and Miata enthusiast.
然后 Oh, here we go.
这辆车的报告显示 Says a repo order was issued for that car.
车主还有欠款没交 Apparently the owner is way behind in payments.
史蒂夫 Steve?
我拆了东墙补西墙 Okay, so I took out a few loans to pay back some other loans.
我们欠款 你为什么没提过 We're in debt, and you didn't tell me?
我以为我们过的很轻松 I thought we were cushy.
是很轻松 We are cushy!
我们只不过买不起名牌而已 We're just a little low on cashola!
我们欠人家钱了 Are we poor?!
他们会把我的东西拿走么 Are they gonna take away my stuff?!
我很喜欢它们 I like my stuff!
啊哦 Yo.
我都听到了 Well, probably should have hung up already,
或许我应该早点挂断 but I didn't, so I heard all that.
我会寄给你 I'll mail you some literature
关于奥兰多马自达女皇的故事 about the Miata queens of Orlando.
我们每个月都见面 We meet every other month, but whatever.
你会感兴趣的 You'll read about it.
出什么事了 What's going on?
这两个孩子睡在了 These two were fast asleep
丢失的马自达的后座 in the backseat of a Miata I repo'd.
比储藏室舒服多了 It was more comfortable than the pantry.
哦 这样啊 Uh, of course!
我知道他们丢了 担心死我了 My boys I was so worried about and knew were gone!
谢谢你没有把他们一起收拾了 Thank you for not repo'ing my children.
-应该的 工作顺便 -嗯 - No problem. Comes with the job. - Mm.
车里的东西也归我了 As well as dibs on anything we find in the cars.
棒 Mm.
我就知道传奇是真的
你好啊 帅哥 Hello, juice.
我不知道那个记录 You know, for the record,
卖车的那个人告诉我是新车 that dealer told me that Miata was new.
总有人撒谎 Well, people lie.
有些人还自欺欺人 Sometimes even to themselves.
不用担心 Hey, don't worry, okay?
我不会告诉别人的 I won't tell the family about any of this.
做生意都有起有落是正常的 I know business has its ups and downs.
你会东山再起的 You'll get back on your feet.
路易斯 谢谢你 I appreciate it, Louis.
你知道么 You know...
我必须说 I got to say
如果我的最佳销售员还在我会好很多 it'd be a lot easier if I still had my best salesman.
有什么疑惑 Hey, if you ever need any advice,
尽管给我电话 just give me a call, okay?
不过不要用传真那个号码 Just not on my dedicated fax line
那个只用来发传真 'cause that's just for faxes.
嗯 Oh.
就这样吧 There we go.
抱歉我之前看起来太忧郁了 Sorry I got a little upset before.
我那时被自己的情绪困扰了 Guess I just got caught up in the emotion of the moment.
是么 Really?
我以为你都哭鼻子了呢 'Cause to me it looked like you were straight-up crying.
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你们要听图派克的歌吗 You guys want to listen to some 2Pac?
可以和你一起听吗 Really? We can listen with you?
嗯 Mm.
我去拿点饮料和葡萄干 I'll go get some sunny d and raisins.
我去准备吃完后要用的牙刷 I'll get our toothbrushes for after.
我想赶快离开这片痛苦之地 Well, I can't wait to get out of this swampland.
这一趟我很开心
又没人阻止你 Well, nothing's stopping you.
我见到你也很开心
你搬走后 并不是只有老妈一个人伤心
走之前说一句 你的发型实在太糟糕了 By the way, your hair looks terrible.
你的胸也大得太假了吧 And your boobs are way too big.
我也很想你
妈妈 路上小心 Have a safe drive, mom.
好的 陌生人
-康妮 -来了 阿妈 - Connie! - Coming, ah-ma.
那次拜访弄得我们心力交瘁 We all took something away from that trip.
除了奶奶貌似和楚奶奶建立起了革命友谊 Except grandma who set something loose.
从那时我才懂得 像欧·杰一样 And in the process we learned that just like O.J.
很多人不像表面那么风光 people weren't always what they see.
真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
-我们赢了 -是的 - We won. - Yes, we did.
我们证明了那是辆二手车 We finally proved this Miata was used.
我们总是对彼此坦诚 And we are always honest with each other.
我们是最棒的夫妻 We are the most successful couple.
你知道我们也负债累累 是吧 You realize we are swimming in dept too?
是啊 但我们是风雨同渡 Yes, but we are swimming together.
天啊 拜托 Oh man. Come on.
真是太矫情了 That one was gross.
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