The 15th National Congress of midwives and gynecologists.
Ladies' Doctor (Gynecologist in public service)
My body is my business! Freedom to my body!
I own myself!
The situation is that lira keeps going down, and it should be strengthened at least a bit.
Hello!
-I didn't know you had such a grown-up son. -He's not my son, this is my son in law.
-You know, my son in law. -I understand.
-Please excuse me. -I'll be seeing you. We have something to discuss.
Look, there is a Swiss German in here. One of those that are always rushing and want to ... Well, you know.
-And they want to transfer money to a Swiss bank. -Actually, yes. Now what have we got to do about that?
I want to hide a small bag of sound currency in a safe place, so no one can find it.
-Yes, there are such places. -Certainly! Certainly! So, ask him how much money he could carry away.
I will. I will.
-Professor Soalesti, hello! -This is my son.
-Good day. -Good day. Nice to meet you.
-Tell him... -We were just talking about that business.
Sehr gut. Ja,ja.
-Gher Professor. My father-in-law 'send' 'marken', in cash, to the bank in Switzerland. -Ja, ja.
I'll meet you at the hotel then.
-I'll come to the hotel with the money. -I'll see you then.
Bye.
-Did you understand everything? -I understood everything. Don't worry. Everything's OK.
-Will he... ? -Don't worry.
Professor, I brought you the report for Congress, as you requested.
The speech is for twenty minutes or so. I'm talking about abortion as a medical and social problem.
-Well, you know, birth control, social aspects. -I understand. It's just what we need. You did a good job.
-Besides, I used some information about the method of Bartolini. -I see.
-Oh Lord, he's here, dressed in white as always. Don't turn around -And what's wrong?
Nothing. I just don't want him to see me. I owe him. Not much, but I owe him.
-I don't think that he needs that money so badly. -Listen, he's seeking investors here.
-But he's building his own clinic.Why does he need all that? -I'll explain to you everything about that clinic.
-Guido. -Yes.
-I've been looking all over for you. We need to talk. -I see.
Professor Cavendish! Advocate Natisone!
Nice to meet you!
-Guido! -What's wrong now?
We must resolve this issue immediately, otherwise we'll go to jail.
What else have you done?
Don't pretend. It's all your fault. You got caught for fraud.The construction of the clinic is under arrest.
-We've been sequestered, don't you get it? -And my money? I have so much money invested in you.
You're crying for that money? You'd better think, who will send you packages in jail.
-Ok, ok, I'll settle everything. -Think, think. And think carefully.
Who would have thought that this scumbag Arlotti will give us such trouble.
Of course, you owe him 200 million lire.
-Do you think you could talk to him? -He's just crazy, he has freaked out.
And then you've been pulling his leg for almost a year with that baby-story.
By the way, is his wife really barren?
Barren? No, it's just because Arlotti can't get it up.
-I see, Arlotti can't get it up. -Go ahead, laugh, after what you've done to me.
-Me? -And who brought me that Arlotti?
What have I got to do with that? I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a lawyer. I sent him to you as to a gynecologist.
Besides, everyone was happy with the opportunity to clear that money through him.
Funny, we got involved into a very funny story, you and I.
I thought it all up, I'll arrange everything.
-You'll just have to leave Italy for 2, 3 or better 4 months. -How?
Like everybody. Like all the presidents, ministers, deputies and kings do.
-But you need to find a place where they don't extradite. -I can't seek for political asylum.
Well then seek for the economical one.
And what if I talk to Arlotti myself? I'll call him.
Don't waste your time. You'd better think where to slip away.
Easy for you to say.
Nothing worked out with the clinic, and that's all there is to it, but what about my practice? I can't lose it.
-How much time you say? -2 or 3 months.
It's a suicide.
My practice is like a hen that lays the golden eggs. My colleagues will have all my customers taken away by that time.
-Perhaps you have someone whom you can trust your job? -Trust?
Good afternoon!
Where can I find one? He has to be either a complete idiot or have balls to...
-Which one? -See that guy?
-Let's go! We mustn't lose him. -Wait!
Wait! Stop!
-Doctor! -You're doctor... doctor... wait, let me remember!
-Franco Giovanardi. -Right, right!
-You recognized me at once. -And do you know who I am?
Professor Guido Lo Bianco.
-And me? -Now that I can't remember.
-Of course. We don't know each other. Advocate Natisone. -Nice to meet you.
Let's talk. It's an urgent matter.
You're very lucky. You can say you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
How much do you make in your hospital? Per month.