was standing on the field at the World Series champions
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out under Nash I'm guilfoyle I love it
somebody to do a pipetter on the CT 0
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okay happy to be chief technology officer I get a
you hear the word chief and you think Indian chief
but you're the other kind of engine okay one fuck you
I'm Pakistani and two happened to be CPO love
anything yeah people to organize effectively delegate yet might tell you
to go get me a fuckin beer
well I talked to Nicole George Tiller
operating partner certain Taylor cell
really do it by Piper he's the CT a.m.
yep tell Hannah thanks to be now i mean they're watching you
right now I
their place at camp
this
and that is the very first spot in our new campaign heralding the upcoming
releases nucleus this January at CES
any questions I have a question that was horrible
I just got humiliated by fucking teenager
a tech Ridge disrupting you give me this tampon add
a girl with diabetes on a swing I think she has cancer
at least that's how I read it I don't care what kinda dizzy she had
all i care about. is that nucleus is better and pied piper
mister button and I didn't have you come all the way back you today
just to apologize to me please answer lookin
he didn't course not I
I ash dieback because or three days ago
I sent right here and I watched you put your testes on this be claimed
Brazilian coal wood table now you're gonna sit there
and you can watch me do the same god damn thing
mitre but did George table
yes it is my 200 million copies the how am I supposed to tell them this
in my experience best to look a person in the eye and deliver the information
with more in compassion
one other suggestion dress unattractive me when you tell them
I read a study the less sexual interest they feel for you
the less perturbing it will be it sounds strange but
it's credible may I suggest the young G
page ensemble which you came to work Tuesday
that
things are just really different attribute to and I had nothing to do
with the decision
cuz I'm and so so sorry
went to the company that offers the most until richer talked them into
offering us least is now offering us nothing but the fact that you're so
sorry
makes it all better your behavior was poor ish
and juvenile you were rude voters
and cools your course graceless
sure I'll obscene insulting
and ignorant ignorant you called me
should riddled anal Wasley you called me a chode
gargling fuck to it we're really excited to be in business with you guys
well you know just want to thank everyone
for coming out to this Kickstarter party a bro up that proves that you can change
the world
in just one word the actions just have to work
now how efficient as you can see which is five thousand away from our goal
we got a whole hour left people so let's get those bro nations going
donation to by iraq I mean why would anybody donated something like brow
and not a homeless shelter schools cancer
that still out there any of us could have it
food for thought which a lot of people also don't have
have a great party again you can't donate if you wind
by he's throwing away a half the world's market you know what bro means in
Mandarin
it means asshole you know what bromine in Portuguese
rapist in last fee and and roughly translates to
one who'll be had the Messiah in Finnish
for our means a baby's correction in for do bro is actually short for broke
dollar
which means a dildo forum and a man's dildo
people eclipse loses something in translation we don't have a word for it
they do its bro you know what's wrong in the Navajo
really joyful person with mental disabilities
right billionaires are people too we r leaders
in technology in industry in finance
look at history you know who else vilified
tiny minority a financiers and progressive thinkers call the Jews
with wait a minute did you just compare
the treatment billionaires in america today at the plate at the Jews in Nazi
Germany
absolutely Lincoln argue that billionaires are actually treated worse
and we didn't even do anything wrong were even smaller minority there's a lot
more lapd
the fax
and when you're really worth something
I'm gonna take you back to the same spineless the Seas who said no
and I'm gonna show you right up there assholes
I'm
firstly congratulations on finally being funded
help you took a little time out to enjoy this moment celebrate
I certainly did you did
I did indeed I celebrated earlier this morning you did
this morning yeah
but I see a Maclaren 650
ass with the extra trim package pull into the driveway
or did I not yet soul this is the teehee
up wall I'm just gonna say it
this guy fucks am i right because I'm looking at the rest you guys
this the guy in Houston all fucking my right you know I'm right this
hi ox thank you it would suffocate
not totally kidding and diffusing the tension with humor
what tension there's tension of course not use the new beheadings alright by
San
he didn't wanna bother all made
I wanna know what kinda fucked up child with this guy I fell as we doing here
mister handelman I am erlich Bachmann
I am the owner and proprietor this house so I can give you a tour the premises if
you like show you where the
actual fucking happens not good Gavin your visitors
are here top journal but and lay
shellac up thank you for coming today to open a dialogue
now if you follow me in an effort to hardwire sensitivity into our corporate
mindspace
I'm having a scale replica of the whole of names at Yad Vashem
constructed right next to the bike shop alright
hit it hard Boyce scott fucks
your %ah seven known to fuck myself morning
you put your soda cans in the green one K
that's out right green it's for crass
leaves okay the blue ones for recycling and put those in their
yep
very good the black one is for all other trash
do you understand yes
which is for burning now
we don't burn trash in this country it's legal
you never burn trash cakey say that
I never burn trash I it never
burn trash yes what about cabbage
mother fucker
you shitting me scene is richer
resist aspersion if the wife tune
in fact the only through in type that is left school
I specifically person in the refrigerator thank
that the more near earth tones be reserved for the eating up by yogurt
by me look at this dangles all wrong
adjustable just tip that a plastic cup part up and down to jam into the other
how would you know that even heating my five-year yogurts no I signed on the
Billboard know what they don't tell you
on the Billboard's is that you can get all that out look at that
you have to take it out but you can't to get out
with these biggest help like fucking foods
this isn't about the spins as erlich is that
Jared attack in is about me not letting you tell me who I can or can't hire
or maybe it's about the fact that you're the one who's been using mine near earth
foods okay you know I both have to get ready for a board
can we just stop with the nonsense nonsense yeah this is nonsense
yeah don't stop the yogurt going use because one corner at the jam can come
out
arching don't talk to anybody else when we get inside don't talk to me
evening North you
now you painter Tuesday your donation
but he preferred method pain 0 now he's already paid for work a surprise
Hanneman
I yes he reserved the tickets but you have to pay for them
ok a okay how much are
25 am to prepare for both
in a per ticket there's no possible way compare that sell
what we do here but there are a number of other ways to help preserve the mere
words
would you want your cleanup program every weekend yeah I don't should happen
here
what I'm to getting there surf can't pay for the tickets I really don't see how
much
past we do like a little in an hour thing I just go in there
10 minutes you now have one cocktail to Remax
he doesn't yes I'm hungry jam and I'm gonna need you to move aside for the
other guests
committee email Ross Hannah right now you don't have processed the map
players I have over phone number
I've the person works in his office does anybody have an extra ticket
my investor cannot pay that's actually not true II
day at the famous a misplaced the tickets now we have everyone's tickets
here
can you please check Eric back from it
%eh are I see a are not at all how it's spelled here let's go jets
part makes night thank you that most skilled
my you haven't got damage yang come here
edging and
how was ur house last night it was said
a rat he promised meeting that was happy to meet
big meet be able meet people meet people think people say
no you can come eat ICS in getting
we went to Taco Bell iraq
he thought the crane in Paco pale tried to claim
hot sauce he's got something burning
cot damn a 10-yard day
this Center sexy three interesting if you're into that sorta stuff
hello stop talking immediately come inside
don't look at me cookbook making don't look at me
just tell them that you shit your pants week
is your home he live in the workplace
for you also work from home a/c really confusing
p.m. yes as a matter fact it is that's kinda the
the zilet
dark two years
up
oh hey guys to what the fuck to power
ok if I
I wanted to set up once you peel just one and so
I turn the power on and the whole system let up and
yeah it did you dick side bypass the meter to save money went directly to the
field without the UPS ready that surge
just read the whole fucking system's home
with the hell did you guys do power in the whole block is down
great what out gotta careers
We Need to Talk ice what a sec
know or whatever your gonna say just say it from there we can hear you
if you have so many cars parked here maybe I could get through
it's really gonna go all the way around and a long way
all up Jesus Christ saves the battery for christ sake
just yet it's okay no I we get it
you can see from there you can report it to the city inspector right cheese fest
guess what I'm reporting you to the city inspector right
if his four in the morning what the what people think
months now are you familiar with the California Fish and Game Code
section 21 16 dash 2126
with regard to the possession and harboring parents
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those little shits are illegal earlier
please don't up up to it know here
you will we're here to stay you're gonna keep that bearded
little hole in the center view a shot about missing I I'm just trying to help
you listen
you're always going on about how this is such a good neighborhood do you know why
it's such a good neighborhood do you know why your shady houses were twenty
times what you paid for the nineteen seventies
because the people like us moving in and starting a legal businesses
in our garages all the best companies Apple Google
Hewlett Packard even on the auto all of them were started in
on zone garages that is why Silicon Valley is one of the hottest
neighborhoods
in the world because people like us not
because people like you so if I catch
even so much as a dirty glance or lascivious lookin Richards direction
that is it those weasels our dog food
okay okay test
yes is your guest house currently reading now no it's not for rent
belly mother fucking is now your Nutella is Girardot
his rent will be exceedingly reasonable and his utilities will be included
he speaks German in the night
well if you'll excuse us we have no legal business to run
ehrlich thanks gentlemen
the last 90 minutes you've had an opportunity to explore
standard early phone upgraded with a brand new operating system called
nucleus
thank you all for being here Alan Lisa Josh
Yanna Katie ramone don't like to get everyone's first impressions
would like to jump it and one about your amo
it's just stupid okay
so Ramon feels the phone is stupid could you elaborate Ramon
stupid how please be as specific as possible
Ramon well its slow the apt key quitting on me
I try to watch a movie and it kept freezing up
and when I'm typing like there's a delay then
all the letters pop up at once you took a good phoning you made it all
like shady keep in mind I didn't design up
it pissed me off I appreciate your honesty it's not just one guy's opinion
who else feels this product is stupid Alan
Lisa Josh Yanna Katie and
did piss off anyone else Alan
Lisa Josh got Katie Christina
how bad is this the honest exists
Windows Vista bad start iPhone for pat is it
ok don't tell me this isn't that
I'm sorry Gavin couple naps bad and
who else felt this product is messed up Allen
Lisa Josh yeah sorry for the disturbance
Alan Lisa Josh yeah you know what doubling
her look was right you are an asshole
and doctor a double asshole what did you call me
I called you a double asl
cuz you know your being an asshole double a double at all
your twice the asshole twice whole double asshole
I'll you
is that a a classic do you have any idea what it's like to be ten years old and
carry around shit around in a pack
have to assholes
I didn't know a Richard we should go
opportunities don't play is great
grief threesome with senior blames hot mom question mark of I didn't
but I aimed you were being asshole
okay about I
YouTube with Bates you call them back to its
its how could you not to mention the Colossus me back because it's a very
private
and personal matter job clapping
after you call them double asshole first remember in college she could not to his
face
never to lose faith not even higher that fucking cruel
you are I actually not
you tore jumbo asshole heard after all
how triplet
I as all my fault somehow
trial the answer is now
wrong you do this deal or I pull your funding
well you can't pull funding because we have a contract
so we have a contract we have a fucking contract Richard
you wanna know what I have up
a fucking car whose doors open like this
I could get not like yes de donde
the door a billionaire Richard fuck you
with my my
of
I'm fuck you in the ass me and now a
the adult industry has always done lead pioneering
cutting-edge interfaces across new device platforms like
US and Iraq will be the key to our survival as an industry
and based on their recent investment patterns tech leaders such as Facebook
agree it is a gentleman welcome
to the future
but we do have kick ass potato cannon
up although actually this one is
is broken we tried to put a mister
potato head in it and it did not like to
them
Monica did you forget about Jinyoung ice bitch don't
my phone talking to Benson hedges i right
cigarette company climber come whatever I told you
there is a after own a Mac or not not as Halo
you went to your insight okay be anything on the bottled water yet
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well if I tell you there is a managing
this the assistant week for the boss to pitch you just fucked with the wrong
hackers this kid's are more to stop your whole system
cocktail Guilbeau back cocktail Richard
good point Firefox actually to
I don't know him I'm just here up by myself
just watchin and waitin I love kids
num not like that so Anton it really starting to sweat
yet still can't believe you give the servers a man's name sorry I couldn't
remember your mother's name
hate whatever just open up the garage door looks fresh air in here
yes sure if you want the cooling system is shut down everything he returned a
magma
actually with all the new server as I have running whereby the Mac said the
average and below the main breaker anyway
sooner or later helpful servers are gonna fail and that it's all done my
service to handle 10 times traffic
if they were busy apologizing for your shit code base oh yeah
well my code base going how the traffic fuck your mother make a be a bit
uploaded I'm you in that video would not pay
create mister bockman I am sorry I think you like this but I have got the buyers
shared he's gonna
drink is on pace sorry louise this
is in a great time I'm entertaining and I have some
minor cosmetic repairs he pledged oh no they don't even
me to look inside they only want the property for the lockout
love value meaning you
have to realize your house is a total tear down right they want to tear this
place down
don't look at mechanism
I told you getter like to do which
thank you mister back now they want to make an offer
right now all-cash mister Bachmann I think you'll be foolish to turn this
town jus call me a fool
no all I met matter do not call Amanda
pool on the transom his own home a home that happens to be the world
headquarters for the company
King streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine
online for tens of thousands Pilipinas does that sound like foolishness to you
so you could tell your clients respectfully that they may go fuck
themselves
ok it is nowhere just boarded the slammin in your eye on purpose from this
distance
not a fucking lemon sniper be more 11 suicide bomber