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一个男人就在她们之前推着女人
a man pushes the women just before yeah

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登上领奖台坍塌，他们全都摔倒了
the podium collapses and they all fall

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它看起来像是在那里
it has looked like it's been there a

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虽然它上面有一些绿藻
while there's some green algae on it do

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我们修饰女人误判了她的跳跃
we touch up the woman misjudges her jump

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我会说这看起来像是一个误判
I would say it looks like a misjudgment

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已经他想知道这个日期了
already he's wondering is this date

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现在就要在他的脸上锻炼身体
gonna work out in his face right now

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你觉得我会怎么回事你
what do you think I'll go over you on

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那些我认为它会工作的那一天
those I think the day it's gonna work

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哦，上帝，我认为她会误判
out oh god I think she's gonna misjudge

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她跳得还可以去看看总数
her jump okay go for it see total

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错误判断至少歌曲是的
misjudgment at least the song yes at

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至少是的，它看起来并不像她
least yes it didn't look like she got

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她本可以抓住她的伤害
hurt she could have definitely caught

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灰在那里好吧有人会打开
ash in there okay somebody's gonna open

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这里的门还是他会跳到最顶端
the door here or is he gonna jump on top

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她是的，好吧，让我们看看那个女人
of her yeah okay let's see the woman

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不小心踢了两个孩子
accidentally kicks both kids in the

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价格必不可少
price essential definitely high

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潜力哦是的是的他看起来像
potential oh yeah yeah he looks like

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他脑子里有恶作剧他是个
he's got mischief in his mind he's a

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未来的囚犯是的女人让出来了
future inmate yeah the woman lets out a

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屁和孩子们不能停止笑
fart and the kids can't stop laughing

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真棒
awesome

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好的潜力我会说的
oh good potential I'm gonna say the

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孩子打开我知道的门，我是
child opens the door I know for me I'm

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工作的妈妈，我们希望我
working mom and we're hoping that I'm

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要真的伤到他，他就上厕所了
gonna really hurt him he's on the toilet

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池
pool

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是啊
yeah

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而且他知道他很有趣哦是的哦对不起
and he knows he's funny oh yes oh sorry

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跳线是的，她知道一些事情
a jumper yes she knows something's

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发生在这里，她会在尝试
happening here she's gonna she's trying

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成为那里的东西
to be something in there what's in the

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把一只松鼠放在蛇里我们是你
bin a squirrel a snake where are we you

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知道伦敦可能是一条绿蛇
know London could be a green snake a man

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男人谢谢你松鼠好吧我要去了
man Thank You squirrel okay I'm gonna go

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和你一起，是的，松鼠是怎么得到的
with you yeah how did the squirrel get

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我是Biz那个问题
me the Biz that's the question

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哦，是的，这是经典的
oh yeah this is the classic across the

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小溪只是想太多了
creek just thinking about it too much

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不要以为谁落在河里了
don't think who falls in the river the

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男人女人是另一种选择
man a woman is there another option is

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还有另一只松鼠笨手笨脚的人
there another squirrel the boogey man

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他们两个哦，我要和他们一起去
both of them oh I'm gonna go with both

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因为右腿看起来像是这样
because that right leg looks like it's

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要放弃他们的银行业务
gonna slip on the banking they were

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为那个选项做什么呢
going for that option what was that

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小姐，她真的把他拉进了她
Missy she really pulled him in she

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真的，她看起来很生气
really did she looks like she's annoyed

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和他一起，他不会让我失望
with him he's not getting out of my way

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让她上银行绅士哦
get her up on the banking gentlemen oh

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见证他们甚至都不会被逗乐
witness they're not even amused what are

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他们仍然在那里做我的家伙
they still doing in there come on guys I

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有一次我把手机放在溪边
once I once dropped my phone in a stream

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就像这样，实现了横幅a 
just like this and realized the banner a

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半个月过去了
half later went by waded through the

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流和这个自我终于找到了我的
stream and this self finally found my

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形成但在一碗米饭中24小时
form but in a bowl of rice for 24 hours

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什么好惊人我知道什么手机
what fine amazing I know what phone was

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那
that

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没有广告人喜欢寄给我
no advertising poeple like to send me

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你的一个非凡的防水
one of your marvelous water-resistant

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妻子的友好头巾Ganesha 
wife's friendly hoods Ganesha

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好的家伙赤脚走进那里的钥匙
okay guy going in barefoot that's key in

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赤脚在厕所没有一个很好的感觉
barefoot in the toilet no a nice feeling

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拖鞋拖鞋是必不可少的
slippers slippers are essential what

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惊喜等待这个人在厕所里
surprise awaits this guy in the toilet a

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ak-47一只老鼠在厕所里的家伙
guy with an ak-47 a rat in the toilet

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对
right

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他的妈妈把厕所变成了厕所
his mom has turned the toilet into the

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岛屿是什么铁王座
islands what is the Iron Throne it's a

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权力的游戏然后我是他的妈妈
game of Thrones then I'm his mom has got

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一个马桶座，上面是他的脸
a toilet seat made with his face on it

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他的妈妈有一个特殊的厕所等
his mum has had a special toilet and so

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为了狗好好用什么
for the dog to use okay well what

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不同的等待我会和我一起去的
divergent wait I'm gonna I'll go with

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你不需要的电话
your eye on the phone you don't have to

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感到有责任，现在我们走到这一步
feel obligated now we've come this far

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我们走到这一步然后你怨恨我
we've come this far then you resent me

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之后的节日只是一点点
afterwards the fest a little bit just a

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他身后有一条狗没有
little bit there's a dog behind him no

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我只是注意到，让我们把它拉下来
 just notice that let's pull it by

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现在为时已晚哦，是的，她就像在等待
it's too late oh yeah she's like wait

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直到他几乎进入那里的高尔夫球手
till he gets in there golfers I almost

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受到高尔夫球的打击
got hit by golf ball

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球童和那个我是谁
the caddy and the guy that I was

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与高尔夫打击的球员确实受到打击
caddying with did get hit by the golf

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球是最有趣的事情之一
ball it was one of the funniest things

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我见过，我不应该这样
I've ever seen and I shouldn't be so

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我们将找到落后的位置
we're going to find positions behind

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树木，他就像我要去的一样
trees and he was like I'm going for a

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小便如果球来了我的方式让我
piss if the ball comes my way let me

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无论如何他知道他在那边
know so anyway he was over there

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学习小便和球你
studying taking a piss and the ball you

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我知道我们已经受到了打击但基本上他
know we've got hit but basically he

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畏缩哦，仍然与那个和那个
cowered Oh still going with that and the

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球有点像斧头激光发现
ball just kind of like an ax laser found

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他穿过树林，突然出现了
him went through the trees and popped

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他的后背就像在哭泣
off his back was like crying on the

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火车笑着有一件艺术品
train laughing there's a piece of art

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实际上是故事的有趣部分
and actually the funny part of the story

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就像你先叫它们一样
was like you called first they were

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英语他就像我的上帝那样
English he was like oh my god that's

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可怕因为我笑着告诉他
terrible because I was laughing told him

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一个故事，他们就像我的天啊
a story and they're like oh my god it's

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幸运的是它并没有击中你的头部
lucky it didn't hit you in the head and

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他去了他很幸运它没有击中
he goes he goes just lucky it didn't hit

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我在nob潜力我们的男人穿着
me in the nob potentia our man dressed

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当一个高尔夫球在他们身上跑
as a golf ball runs by them on the

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当然我更喜欢看鸟屎
course I prefer to see the bird poop the

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高尔夫球爆炸我会去那个
golf ball explodes I'll go for the one

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我真的很想知道哪个是
that I really want to see which is the

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鸟屎回来了是啊是的
bird poop back over yep yeah

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[音乐] 
[Music]

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我以为我们在玩游戏
I thought we were playing the game

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我不认为我们反对
together I didn't think we were against

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彼此哦等我们反对
each other oh wait we're against