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Ah!

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- Jews aren't keen on dogs.

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Dogs bite you or chase you.

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Jews have been barked
at for so long, they prefer cats.

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Well, at least
that's what my master says.

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My master,

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is Rabbi Sfar.
I don't have a name.

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Throughout Algiers,
I'm known as the rabbi's cat.

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- Mmm

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Zlabya!

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- Zlabya is my mistress.

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- Daughter!

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- Her name is like a honeyed pastry.

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- As a girl, she'd always come running
to greet me!

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Zlabya!

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- Zlabya,

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I love you!

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Zlabya, I love you!

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- What's it saying?

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- She wanted him to say,
"Knidelette I love you".

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- My name's too sophisticated.

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It's hard for a bird to say.
You see, Rabbi?

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Zlabya is more common.

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- Even boys don't say,
"Knidelette, I love you"

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- Oh, yeah? And are they queuing up
at your door?

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- Without Dad,
there'd be a riot to see me.

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- What's this talk in a rabbi's house?

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- I mean,
I'm lucky Dad watches over me.

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- And my cat.

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- Knidelette,
don't you have chores?

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- No.

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- That's a polite way of saying,
"Leave us in peace".

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- Ok, I get it.

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- See you tomorrow.

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- That's right. See you tomorrow.

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- I love you, Zlabya!
I love you!

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- You dear little cat.

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That parrot annoys you, doesn't he?

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- You love that cat
more than your dad!

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In a fire,
who would you prefer to save:

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the cat or your old father?

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- Dad!
Stop the emotional blackmail.

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Mmm

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- Do your piano practice.
- Yes, Dad.

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- Make sure I can hear.

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- Yes, Daddy dear.

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- Zlabya!

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I love you, Zlabya.

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- What a pain in the neck!

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- Zlabya! Zlabya.

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Zlabya.

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Zlabya.

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Zlabya.

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- My parrot!

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Did you just eat my parrot?

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- No.

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- What?
- Wasn't me.

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- So where is it?

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- Humph!

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- Dad, what's wrong?

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- I must be tired.
I heard the cat speak!

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- You work too hard.

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- I didn't eat the parrot.

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- What did he say?
- A lie!

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He kills, he lies,

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this animal's the Sheitan.

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- Dad, the cat can talk!

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- Spare me the song and dance.

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- My cat! It's a miracle!

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- Keep away,
this animal may be dangerous.

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- I've always served you.
Why be wary of me now I can talk?

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- Because your first words are a lie!

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- I didn't eat it!
I wasn't hungry.

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- You Cain! You're lying
to cover up a murder!

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- You can't condemn a cat
for eating a bird.

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Will you put him in prison?

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- "Deeply alarmed
by Julien's appearance,

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"Madame de Renal soon fell prey
to merciless dread.

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"My God, being happy,

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"being loved,
is this all it is?"

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- What's that?

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- Stendhal.
- "Scarlet and Black".

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- The cat's reading?

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Since when can you read?

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- I learnt with your daughter.
But before I only mewed.

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- "Scarlet and Black",
is it a political book?

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The cat gave you this propaganda?

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- What propaganda?

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- No, master, it's a love story.

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- Even better...
Give me that.

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I forbid you to see this cat
without me around!

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- But he's my cat!

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- At your age,
watch who you spend time with.

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I forbid you to spend time

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with just anyone.

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- The rabbi's scared
I'll give his daughter

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bad ideas.

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So he keeps me with him.
I'm bored!

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- What's this?
- The Talmud.

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- lnteresting?

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- It explains how to be a good Jew.

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For example:
"lying is very bad."

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- Should I feel concerned?
- Why not?

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- I'm just a cat.

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I don't know if I'm Jewish or not.

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- You are, like your masters!
- I'm not circumcised!

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- Ah... We don't circumcise cats.

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- No bar mitzvah.

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- You have to be over 13 for that.

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- I'm 7. That's 49 in cat years.
I'm almost your age!

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If I'm a Jewish cat,
I have to do my bar mitzvah!

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Why do we need to see your rabbi?

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- Because you're driving me mad!

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The problem you've raised
is obsessing me.

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- Argh!

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But...

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- Don't leave me here.

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He beats his students.

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- Shut up.

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- No, no, no!

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I don't care if he talks.
He's not doing his bar mitzvah!

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- May I ask why?

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- Bar mitzvahs aren't for cats.

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- Master of my master,
how do humans and cats differ?

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- God made man in his image.

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- In that case, can you show me
an image of God?

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- lmpossible.

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God is a word.

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- So if man is like God
because he can talk, I'm like man.

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- No, your words are bad

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gained through a deed of death.

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- I didn't eat the parrot.

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- You're a liar too?

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- Words let you say anything.

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Even untruths. It's wonderful.
Try it.

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- Want my advice, Abraham?

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Drown your cat!

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- You think so?
But I'm fond of him.

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And he hates water.

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- Who are you, who wants to kill me?

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I am the Lord your God,
disguised as a cat

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to test you.

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I am God and I am displeased
with your conduct!

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You have been as hard on me

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as some Christians are on Jews!

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- Lord God!

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Forgive me for I have sinned.

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I'm guilty.

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- You are guilty but I was kidding.
I'm a cat. Get up!

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- Blasphemer!

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You lie?
You usurp God's name?

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We should drown you!

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- Oh...

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- I want to do my barmitzvah.
I want to convert to Judaism

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- Why?

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- If I'm a good Jew, the rabbi
will let me see his daughter.

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I can't live without her,

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because she brings me joy,

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and love is beautiful.

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- No.

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No!

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No!

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Your reasons for converting
to Judaism are bad ones.

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Your love of God isn't sincere.

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- I never mentioned my love of God.

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To become Jewish,

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you must fear God,

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seek out his protection
and cherish Him.

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A Jew must see God's presence

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in all things.

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Thinking of God

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brings sunlight to the greyest day.

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The love of God

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must be almost carnal.

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- Oh, la la, la la.

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- Loving God is important.

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We are always in His arms.

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He is strong and we're content.

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When he takes care...

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- Yes.

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I feel exactly the same way
about my mistress.

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- Animal!

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You walk around on four legs!

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You can't attain God's love!
You only know ignoble love.

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- Blasphemy!
My mistress is real.

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- Only God is real!

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- God is a comforting invention.

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You're all alone, ancient,
and your parents are dead.

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I'll never be alone
because I'll die before my mistress.

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- Be gone!

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- Angry with me?
- Bad animal.

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- I want to see how the truth feels.

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- You lie when you shouldn't
and use the truth to hurt.

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- I hurt too now I speak.

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My mistress used to cuddle me.

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Oh, Zlabya...

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I'd do anything to see her again.

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- Shut up,
I can tell you're faking it.

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- You can never return to Eden.

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- We must find another rabbi

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who'll let me do my bar mitzvah.

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- You fool, no sane rabbi
will agree to teach a cat.

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- So lets look for a mad rabbi.

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- I don't know one.
- You then.

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- It's a huge responsibility.
I don't want to.

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- Your daughter could teach me.

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Ok, forget it.

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The rabbi's daughter weeps for her cat.

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Her lovely cat.

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- My cat, I want my cat.

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- My mistress!

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My mistress!

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- All right.

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You win.
I'll teach him about Judaism.

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But, for pity's sake, stop crying.

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- But, Dad, I'm crying for joy now.

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- So my master sat me down

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for my first lesson in Judaism.

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- Here's how the world began.

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The Lord God created the world
in seven days, 5,700 years ago.

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- I'm not stupid.

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- It's true.

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- That's absurd!
Carbon dating has proved

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that the world is
billions of years old.

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- Maybe Noah's flood made the planet
seem

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older than it is.

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- Even a kitten wouldn't fall
for that!

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- My master told me so.

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- Your wise master!

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- Perhaps the years only make sense
if men count them.

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Maybe the first calendar
is 5,700 years old.

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- Excellent explanation.

235
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- Now let's talk about Adam and Eve,

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father and mother of us all.

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- Adam and Eve are a symbol!

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- Non, they're real!
- What's real are

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prehistoric men.
- Pretentious.

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- What?

241
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- Giving things a scientific name
makes you understand?

242
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- This morning,
my master had some mail.

243
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He had his breakfast
before opening it.

244
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- What are these letters?

245
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- Eh?

246
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-One's from Paris.

247
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- Nothing to worry
your little head about.

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- He puts them in his pocket
to read later.

249
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I think he's enjoying this.

250
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- You come with me.

251
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- Excuse me,

252
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I'm afraid we don't serve
Arabs or Jews.

253
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- Oh?

254
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It doesn't say that anywhere.

255
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- Get lost.

256
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- Come on, master.

257
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You were about to beat him up.

258
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- The fountain's good.

259
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Everyone is free to use it.

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And there's water,
the best drink that God provides.

261
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- I'd prefer a fountain with milk.

262
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Time to open the mail?

263
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- What did the letters say?

264
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,380
- I love knowing things that you don't.

265
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,250
- Tell me.
- For a fish.

266
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,960
- Now tell me!

267
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,090
- Now tickle me under the chin,
mistress.

268
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,420
- I'll slap you!

269
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,590
Tell me!
- Ok.

270
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:55,260
The letter from Paris
is about a test.

271
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,420
- A medical test?

272
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,210
- No, a French language test.

273
00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,290
- That's all?

274
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,380
- The other is more interesting.

275
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,340
Cousin Malka is coming to stay.

276
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,380
- Lion Malka?

277
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,920
- Zlabya!

278
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,840
- Yes, Dad?
- Lend me some books in French.

279
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,010
- Books? What for?

280
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,960
- To do dictation.
So I can become our official rabbi.

281
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,380
- You already are!

282
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,800
- No, I am an ordinary rabbi.

283
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:26,380
- What's it to do with the French?
Why a dictation test?

284
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,330
- To see if I'm qualified.

285
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,250
You expect them to pick just anyone?

286
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,050
- It's insulting for you.

287
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,550
- What do you know?
Give me some books.

288
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:42,170
Stop looking at me like an idiot!

289
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,960
Help out. Dictate to me.

290
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,340
- "Daphnis and Alcimadur".

291
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,130
- What's that?
- The title.

292
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,960
- The title of a fable?

293
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,540
- Yes.
- Pick another.

294
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,050
- Fine. "The Candle".

295
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,300
- That's all?

296
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,130
Another fable, quick!

297
00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:58,920
- "Jupiter and the Passenger".

298
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,710
"How peril would enrich the gods..."

299
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,210
- "The gods"?
- Oui.

300
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,920
- No, that's no good.

301
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,960
Find me a monotheistic fable
with normal animals

302
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,840
whose names we know.

303
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:13,710
- "The Cat, the Weasel
and the Little Rabbit"?

304
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,630
- I can find one with kosher animals.

305
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,340
- You prefer kosher animals?

306
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,000
- Argh!
Shut up and read.

307
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,750
- Shut up or read?
- Read!

308
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,090
- Ok.

309
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,090
"From a young rabbit's dwelling,
Lady Weasel..."

310
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,340
- Slow down.

311
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,130
Slow down.

312
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,790
- Lion Malka is coming!

313
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,550
He'll sleep at our house!

314
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,460
- Can we see him?

315
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,550
- Yes, he'll do shows around the city

316
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,040
and read at the synagogue.

317
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,710
- But can we come here to see him?

318
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,880
- No, he'll be resting here.

319
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,800
- I'd make a good wife for him.

320
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,380
- You fool! Lion Malka
won't be interested in you.

321
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,800
He only loves desert women.

322
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,050
- "The Raven, ashamed..."

323
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:08,880
"A-sssh-amed and embarra-ssss-ed...

324
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:12,250
- Why are you hissing?

325
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,840
- "swore too late
this was the last time."

326
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,050
- Ho, ho!

327
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,420
- "the lasssst time."

328
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,090
- There.

329
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,340
I've finished.

330
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,090
- Master, you'll never manage it
without me.

331
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,210
- What? I don't write that badly.

332
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,290
- The handwriting is good

333
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,420
but spelling is what matters most.

334
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,010
- I've had an idea.

335
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,010
Let's pray.

336
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:42,380
- Fine, but I'm going to come along
and do the dictation for you.

337
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:45,670
- How dare you?
That's totally dishonest!

338
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,380
- Master, we needn't respect
the laws of the mad.

339
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:53,420
As a rabbi, you pray in Hebrew
for Arab-speaking Jews,

340
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:56,840
and these madmen want you to write
in French!

341
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,620
You'll fail without me.

342
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,590
Lets sleep now, master. Hurry.

343
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,420
Before I could speak,
I used to have simple dreams.

344
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,840
In them, I'd chase tiny animals.

345
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,430
Bigger animals would chase me
and I'd run to get away.

346
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,750
I'd find refuge

347
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:22,300
in my mistress' loving arms.

348
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,670
Those were a cat's dreams.

349
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,420
Now I can talk, I only have nightmares.

350
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:32,840
I dream my mistress is sick
and can't be cured.

351
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,090
I dream she vanishes,

352
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,920
and they tell me she's away.

353
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,750
I tell everyone she's away,

354
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,840
but thinking of me
and will buy me a present.

355
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,220
One day, the rabbi,
sick of hearing me say this,

356
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,750
sits me on his knee and tells me the truth.

357
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,710
She is dead. Yes.

358
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,010
Now I can speak,

359
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,920
I often dream my mistress is dead,

360
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:01,590
and that the rabbi only has me.

361
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:04,010
Then he rejects religion,

362
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,970
renounces his master,
dismisses his disciples.

363
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:10,790
Even though I don't believe,
I have to pretend I do

364
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,630
to cheer him up.

365
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:13,840
Come on, master...

366
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,220
Come on, master!

367
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,540
Look,
God is everywhere.

368
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,080
Even if you can't see Him.

369
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,460
- I know those lines by heart.

370
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,010
- I tell him
I want to do my bar mitzvah

371
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,710
to motivate him
and make him feel responsible.

372
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,670
- Enough of all this!

373
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:34,170
Why do you want to be human

374
00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:37,180
when I'd like to be a cat?

375
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,840
- In this dream,
we both become cats.

376
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,960
We roam the streets at night.

377
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,380
We root through the butcher's refuse

378
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,630
where meat isn't kosher.

379
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:49,130
Female cats mew at us,

380
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,550
I grab one by the neck
to show him how.

381
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,010
My master won't do it.
Not like that.

382
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,800
He's still too human, or too old.

383
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,790
We go to see my mistress.

384
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,710
She isn't at her piano.

385
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,010
She isn't in her kitchen.

386
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,120
She isn't reading.

387
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,080
She's in her grave.

388
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,550
And we can't go there.

389
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:17,720
- Ah!

390
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,670
- A nightmare, master?

391
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:23,340
Maybe I had the same one.

392
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:26,720
- My cat,

393
00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:29,540
I preferred it
when you didn't speak.

394
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,040
- So did  I.

395
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,370
The test is held in a school.

396
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,250
My master expected
to see other rabbis, but no.

397
00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,630
There are no other rabbis.

398
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:45,300
We're the only ones there.

399
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:58,920
Open up!

400
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,880
Hey! Open up!

401
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:04,840
- "And, in the morning,

402
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,510
"the baker..."

403
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,460
- He crossed that out!

404
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:13,760
You're going to fail, master!

405
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,790
Why can I read and write
if I can't help?

406
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,380
I speak for a reason after all!

407
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,210
What can I do?

408
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:27,180
God can't help you now.
Or maybe...

409
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,330
Barouch Ata Adonai!

410
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:31,920
- Sacrilege!
- What?

411
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,880
- Don't utter that word!
It's God's name.

412
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,180
We only say it to work miracles.

413
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:39,330
- I only thought it.

414
00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:42,300
- It's a magic word,
only used for prayers.

415
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,880
- I don't care.
I'll say it anyway.

416
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:45,720
Adonai.

417
00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:48,960
Now's the time to call God.

418
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,080
Adonai.

419
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,090
My master who loves you
and your books is failing his test!

420
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:56,970
Adonai, Adonai, Adonai, miaou.

421
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,460
Miaou, miaou.

422
00:23:58,670 --> 00:23:59,330
Miaou.

423
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,960
Miaou!
- "... hard at work..."

424
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,050
- Miaou.

425
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,510
- "Hard at work..."

426
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,840
- "Last night..."

427
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,050
- "Last... Night..."

428
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,500
- "The baker..."

429
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:18,750
- Miaou.

430
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:21,000
- How'd it go?

431
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,880
- Mia-ou.
Miaou.

432
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,340
- Speak. No one can hear you.
- Miaou!

433
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,430
Miaou? Miaou.
- Oh...

434
00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:31,750
Dad!

435
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:34,260
The cat can't talk anymore!

436
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:36,220
- You talk to him?

437
00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:38,710
- No! No, but... he mews.

438
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,040
- Let him mew.

439
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,500
- Didn't it go well?

440
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,880
- I don't know. I did my best
but it's hopeless.

441
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,630
I've had it.

442
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,340
- My master isn't well.

443
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:04,010
Nothing interests him now,
not even the things

444
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,340
that made him laugh.

445
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:08,370
For instance,
the goats that climb that acacia trees.

446
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,090
He used to say:

447
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,920
"Look, a goat tree.
The ripe fruit will fall."

448
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,630
But he doesn't notice them now.

449
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:26,800
- Mr Sfar!

450
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,830
Mail!

451
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,460
- The test results, maybe.

452
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,260
- From Paris. Must be important!

453
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:37,510
- Yes, that's it.

454
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:41,840
- Nothing can spoil this day.
Cousin Malka arrives today.

455
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,590
- Ah! Cousin Malka!

456
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:46,880
He's coming here?
- No, I'm going to meet him.

457
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,790
- Where?
- At the Cafe Carbodel.

458
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:50,880
- Are you sure?

459
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,170
- He's mad! He'll get beaten up!

460
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:02,250
He's singing to himself.

461
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:06,880
Master, maybe we shouldn't...

462
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,330
No, master.

463
00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:12,090
We can go to the fountain.
That's just as good a place to meet.

464
00:26:12,290 --> 00:26:13,920
Hey? Master?

465
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,720
Hey.

466
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:17,090
Master.

467
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:19,460
Hey.

468
00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:23,760
But then,

469
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,470
all of a sudden,
Cousin Malka appears

470
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:27,960
with his lion!

471
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,000
Tell them they can't sit here.

472
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:38,040
- Yes, sir?
- Cousin Malka!

473
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,790
Cousin Malka.

474
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:44,840
You're so handsome!

475
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,710
God bless you!
- Can you tell?

476
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,830
- What?

477
00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:51,420
- My moustache. I dyed it.

478
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,000
- Not at all!

479
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,670
You look 20.

480
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:59,750
I swear on my life, cousin,
time has no effect on you.

481
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:02,500
- Flatterer.
- You're handsome anyway.

482
00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:07,510
- I greet the old lion,
he understands me.

483
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,880
I can still talk to animals.

484
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,880
Shalom, old chap.
- Shalom, kid.

485
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,960
- Don't damage anything.

486
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,590
- And take your boots off
for the tiles.

487
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,170
- Don't worry, he won't bite.

488
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,790
- Malka!

489
00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:34,210
- Lion Malka...

490
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:39,580
Good evening, Mr Malka.

491
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:43,380
My name's Knidelette,
and I'm Zlabya's best friend.

492
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,130
- My respects.

493
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,720
- Delighted.

494
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,380
- What's this crate?

495
00:27:49,570 --> 00:27:51,250
- Books from Russia.

496
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:52,590
- Ah, that's true.

497
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,630
The Communists destroy prayer books
so we house them here.

498
00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:58,500
- It's a good deed! You should be pleased.

499
00:27:58,700 --> 00:27:59,630
- Yes, yes.

500
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,090
- I can't tip you.

501
00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:05,880
- It's silly worrying about that letter.
You should contact them.

502
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,620
- It's alright, my daughter.

503
00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,710
It'll get here soon enough.

504
00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:12,920
- Share it!

505
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,300
They are good.

506
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,260
Delicious sweetmeats, my girl!

507
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,210
- I made them.

508
00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:21,630
- Using my mother's recipe.

509
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:25,170
- Malka, go to see Dad,
he's out of sorts.

510
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,760
- You're right, I'll go now.

511
00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:29,830
- You're mean!

512
00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:32,840
Is he sick or did you want
to get Malka away from me?

513
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,590
- Malka has only ever loved
the same woman.

514
00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:37,620
- Really?

515
00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:39,960
She must be ancient then.

516
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,210
- Age doesn't matter.

517
00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:43,800
- You're so naive, Zlabya!

518
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,460
- The rabbi tells Malka
about the disastrous test.

519
00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:53,960
- As kids, we'd talk for hours
before falling asleep.

520
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,670
And you always had wine
stole from aunt Rifka

521
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:58,830
under the bed.

522
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,380
I knew it!

523
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,170
- Malka.
- What?

524
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,420
- I'm going away for a few days

525
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:09,840
to think.

526
00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:11,460
- Don't mess up.

527
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:14,090
- I'll visit Messaoud Sfar's tomb.

528
00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:17,050
He always advises me well.
I'll return soon.

529
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,500
- Hey, cousin!

530
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,170
What if I kill the postman?

531
00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:25,920
Sometimes, killng one person
can sort everything out.

532
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,830
That way, no letter.

533
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,920
- Thank you, but no.

534
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,260
Simply guard the house for me.

535
00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:37,790
- Messaoud Sfar
was the rabbi's ancestor.

536
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,210
A doctor and a saint.

537
00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:44,340
My master visits his tomb every year
and this time I'm going too.

538
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:45,920
- Salam aleikoum!

539
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,040
- Shalom aleichem!

540
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,050
- Hi-han!
Salam aleikoum.

541
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,550
- Aleikoum salam.

542
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,130
What's your master's name?
- Poor fool!

543
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,170
He's sheikh Mohammed Sfar.

544
00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:03,710
- Hold on... an arab called Sfar?

545
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:07,340
- You ass!
Sfar means "yellow" in Arabic.

546
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,880
Like a coppersmith's
flowers of sulphur.

547
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,260
We're off to the tomb of
Messaoud Sfar, our ancestor.

548
00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:15,470
- So are we!

549
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:18,790
- Messaoud Sfar was a great sufi,
a saint.

550
00:30:18,990 --> 00:30:22,090
- Rubbish! Messaoud Sfar was a rabbi.

551
00:30:22,290 --> 00:30:23,510
- Take that back!

552
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,460
- The animals seem tired.

553
00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,260
- Yes, let's rest.

554
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,580
-Adios, mi amor...

555
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:49,330
- He's a strange donkey.

556
00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:53,000
He can read my music
and sing in three languages.

557
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,210
- Incredible.

558
00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:57,180
- No, it's a problem.
He sings off key.

559
00:30:57,370 --> 00:31:00,130
Even with the gift of speech,
a donkey is a donkey.

560
00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,460
- Do we educate everyone?

561
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,340
- Yes. Even donkeys.
But without illusions.

562
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:06,300
- You know what?

563
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,540
We should live like hermits
in a cave

564
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:11,750
with my books and your songs.

565
00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:14,380
- No, Allah would not be pleased.

566
00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:18,380
We'd be like Jonah,
preferring things to people.

567
00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:21,800
- So?
Can't we say we've served others?

568
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:24,720
We are old and want peace.

569
00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:25,720
- No.

570
00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:27,670
- Believe me, brother,

571
00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:31,210
I don't want to go home.

572
00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:34,380
- Why not?
- I was a rabbi 30 years.

573
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,580
Then, by mail,
without a word of comfort,

574
00:31:37,790 --> 00:31:41,800
they write from Paris
to say I'm the rabbi of nothing.

575
00:31:41,990 --> 00:31:43,670
- Show me the letter.

576
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,590
- Go ahead, open it.

577
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:48,000
- You can read unopened letters?

578
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,290
- That one I can.

579
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:53,000
- You thought God had abandoned you.

580
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,670
And that's a big mistake.
Listen.

581
00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:56,840
"Dear Rabbi,

582
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,460
"we inform you that you obtained
a mark of

583
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:01,840
"10.5 in the dictation."

584
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,800
- Oh!

585
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,380
- You did a dictation?
- Read, brother!

586
00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:08,580
- "10.5 means you have
the required level."

587
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:10,840
"The Consistory is proud of you

588
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,460
"and hopes other rabbis
will follow your lead,

589
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:17,260
"rather than reject French
like asses."

590
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:18,790
- It says that?

591
00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:21,290
- No, I added the "asses".

592
00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:23,130
- So I'm still a rabbi!

593
00:32:23,330 --> 00:32:26,050
Let me give you a hug!

594
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:29,040
Let's pray!
- Mind my glasses!

595
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,130
- So they prayed,

596
00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:34,720
one facing Jersusalem, the other Mecca.
They danced, they sang,

597
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:37,550
they laughed,
drunker than if they'd drunk.

598
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:40,290
Amidst this euphoria, I felt

599
00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:44,130
it'd be nice
to get the power of speech back.

600
00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:45,510
But nothing.

601
00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:57,260
He doesn't complete his pilgrimage

602
00:32:57,460 --> 00:33:00,670
but hurries back to Algiers
to tell people the good news.

603
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:04,510
- My daughter, my cousin, great news!

604
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,630
- Put your back into it!
Open the crate!

605
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,050
Just the man. Lend a hand.

606
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,170
- What are you doing?
- Inspecting your books.

607
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,840
- They're prayer books!

608
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,460
- Russian ones.
- So?

609
00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:20,460
- Do you know Russian Jews?

610
00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:22,170
- They're Jews.

611
00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:23,760
- We'll see about that.

612
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,510
- We can put the books
in our synagogue.

613
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:29,210
They'll look pretty alongside ours.

614
00:33:29,410 --> 00:33:32,000
- Not until I take a look!
- Master,

615
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,670
what do you fear?

616
00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:35,550
- I'm just defending myself.

617
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,840
- Against what?

618
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,080
- Haven't you heard of Communism?

619
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,750
Open it up!

620
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,800
- A corpse!

621
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,710
- A Russian corpse!

622
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,130
- Do we prey?

623
00:33:53,330 --> 00:33:55,590
- Do you speak Ashkenazi?

624
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,960
- Hey may not even be Jewish!

625
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,170
- He's alive, you hear?

626
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:02,250
This guy is alive!

627
00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:04,010
A-l-ive. Alive.

628
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,050
- Shut up, will you?

629
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,500
- I'll get other rabbis!

630
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,590
- Bring some Cinzano too!

631
00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:15,720
- In no time,
the room was like a Sanhedrin.

632
00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:19,080
10 rabbis, a circumciser,
10 students and onlookers.

633
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,920
A hen.

634
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,010
Confusion in numbers.

635
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,760
Fear of the police, of everything.

636
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,460
- We need to know
if the dead man has a foreskin

637
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:33,170
to decide on the right burial ritual.

638
00:34:33,370 --> 00:34:35,550
Bless the heavens I'm here.

639
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,500
My diagnosis

640
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,170
is worth an official rabbi's certificate.

641
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:43,630
- What if he's Christian?
You call a priest?

642
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:46,130
They'll call it a ritual murder!

643
00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:48,920
- We could do the Christian ritual.

644
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,380
- You know
how to do a Catholic burial?

645
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,010
- I know some Latin.

646
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,550
- You'll say the Kaddish in Latin?

647
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,500
- Maybe he's Jewish!
The crate was full of Talmuds.

648
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:02,590
- How does that help?
Jewish or not, he's Russian!

649
00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:05,920
Do Jews there bury their dead
like us?

650
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,710
- Of course, master.

651
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,210
- Taking dictation in French
makes you a genius!

652
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,760
Close it up,

653
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,670
and ship him back to Russia.

654
00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:18,290
- We have to take the books out first.

655
00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:20,750
- May God curse

656
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:21,880
he who leaves a man unburied!

657
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,750
It's like finding Moses
in his basket

658
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,460
and putting him back on the Nile!

659
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,510
- We'll send him back
where he comes from.

660
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,340
- Out of the question.
- They all agree

661
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:38,250
- Yes!

662
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:42,380
He's not even dead. I'll show you!

663
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,130
- Oh!

664
00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:48,000
- Oh!

665
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,010
- One of the undead!
Shut him up in his crate!

666
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,380
(In Russian)

667
00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:10,420
- They can't understand him,
just like me.

668
00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:14,510
- Miaou. Miaou.

669
00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:15,420
Miaou!

670
00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,130
They don't know how to listen.

671
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,550
- Doesn't anyone speak Russian here?

672
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:24,420
- I understand you.
- A talking cat!

673
00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:27,960
- No human has listened to me in ages!

674
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,380
No one understands me.

675
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:33,010
- That's a pity.
You can't be my interpreter then?

676
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,970
- No, but we can talk.
That can help.

677
00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:38,420
- These people, this house.

678
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,790
Is this Algeria?

679
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,420
- Yes, this is Algiers. In Algeria.

680
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,630
- That's good.

681
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:51,090
- Give him air!
- He's not well.

682
00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,300
- The Russian's not well.

683
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,920
- I just said that.
- Out with you!

684
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,830
- We will sit in the yard.

685
00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:02,210
How's our survivor?

686
00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:05,550
I have an idea
how we can communicate.

687
00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,790
We'll use the prayers.

688
00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:10,090
Hey, Michel Strogoff!

689
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,710
Do you understand these prayers?

690
00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:14,880
- Mode... oni...

691
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,010
- Lefaneha.

692
00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:17,080
- Lefaneho.

693
00:37:17,290 --> 00:37:19,540
- Terrible pronunciation!

694
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,840
Shalom aleichem.

695
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,000
- Shalom oleichem.

696
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,170
- Oh, la la, la la!

697
00:37:24,370 --> 00:37:28,000
- You understand?
- He uses O's for A's in the prayers.

698
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,630
- Try talking in Hebrew.

699
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,000
- No one speaks Hebrew, daughter.

700
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,720
Ladino and Castilian are languages.

701
00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,680
Hebrew is just for prayers.

702
00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,880
- Zlabya! Do your chores.

703
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,630
Get inside, the boy needs air.

704
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,420
Are you hypnotised, or what?
Go inside!

705
00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:49,840
- What's his problem?

706
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:53,130
- He needs my help!
Can I refuse to help a fugitive?

707
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:56,340
- What fugitive?

708
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:59,500
Think he was stupid enough
to flee his country in a crate?

709
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,420
- So he was playing hide and seek?

710
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:06,550
- What are you doing?
You're not smart, huh?

711
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,750
To fill your pockets with paints
instead of sandwiches.

712
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,460
- Dad!

713
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,670
Take him seriously.

714
00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:16,720
Look... It seems to be moving.

715
00:39:26,790 --> 00:39:28,420
-  That's it, he's mad.

716
00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:31,460
He left Russia
to lose himself in Africa.

717
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,550
- Da, da!

718
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,550
- Vastenov. Vastenov.

719
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:35,630
- Vastenov?

720
00:39:35,830 --> 00:39:37,460
That's a Russia name.

721
00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:40,710
A Russian living in Algiers?
- Da! Da!

722
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:42,300
Vastenov!

723
00:39:42,490 --> 00:39:44,420
- A Russian? In Algiers? Ha, ha!

724
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,580
A needle in a haystack!

725
00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:50,540
- Go on, Dad!
You know people,

726
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:52,210
you'll find him.

727
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:55,170
- Zlabya thinks I know everyone...

728
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:58,130
Surely someone here can help me.

729
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,590
- Try the Russian church.

730
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:01,880
Miaou, miaou.

731
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,670
- Stop mewing, will you!

732
00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:06,590
Let's try the Russian church.

733
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,540
- What a brilliant idea.

734
00:40:14,330 --> 00:40:15,380
- Father?

735
00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:17,630
- Come in, come in.

736
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,590
- I'm Rabbi Sfar,

737
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:22,300
from the synagogue near the harbour.

738
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,260
Sorry to bother you,

739
00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:27,670
but I need someone
who speaks Russian.

740
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,500
- But I'm Catholic.

741
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,250
- In an Orthodox church?

742
00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,920
- The place was abandoned
so my diocese sent me here.

743
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,920
- So you don't know any Russians?

744
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,710
- I do know one.

745
00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:42,000
But he prays without me.

746
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,300
He's a rather extravagant fellow,
Mr Vastenov.

747
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,470
Mr Vastenov.

748
00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:49,080
- Are you joking?

749
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,170
- Not at all.
- How can I find him?

750
00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:52,050
- He's here.

751
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,170
- Here?
- Look.

752
00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,840
He arrives every day in a fancy car,

753
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,960
accompanied by a beautiful woman.

754
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,550
He must be depraved
to pray an hour a day!

755
00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:03,800
- Ah! God!

756
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:08,710
You'll never see me in church again!

757
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,800
You let Tsar die!

758
00:41:11,990 --> 00:41:14,050
I will not come back!

759
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,630
- It's good to berate the Lord,
my son.

760
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:19,710
It shows you believe in Him.

761
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:20,920
- Ah!

762
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,220
- You look retired.
- Retired?

763
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:27,370
I have sexual activity!

764
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,460
Night and day!

765
00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,710
I run, swim...

766
00:41:30,910 --> 00:41:33,300
- I'm sure you do.

767
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:36,960
This is Rabbi Sfar.
He wishes to meet you.

768
00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:41,340
- I never refuse to drink
with new friends!

769
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,040
- Urchins, rabbi?
- Thank you.

770
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,210
I'm not allowed them.

771
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,710
- Delicious.

772
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:55,510
- And the murder?

773
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:56,830
- Pardon me?

774
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,170
- You never killed someone?

775
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:01,960
- My son.
- You neither?

776
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,880
What I miss most

777
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,800
since exile

778
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,960
is murder!

779
00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:10,290
I'm very bored.

780
00:42:10,490 --> 00:42:12,300
Luckily, there's

781
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,130
love.

782
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,510
- The love of God?

783
00:42:18,530 --> 00:42:21,170
I love my late wife.

784
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:24,920
I love my daughter, my cat
and the Torah.

785
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,130
- I love alcohol, women,
my car, tobacco,

786
00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:30,500
and literature!

787
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:32,000
- That's for

788
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,210
the young.

789
00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:36,710
You act young
to avoid looking at your life.

790
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,590
The time given to us
is like a stone thrown in the air.

791
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:43,380
It always falls back down.

792
00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:45,670
- Hrmmm... explain.

793
00:42:45,870 --> 00:42:48,670
- When I drive a car,
I watch the road.

794
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,210
- That's sad!

795
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,670
Oh!

796
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:55,380
Let's drink.

797
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:06,510
- Get out of here!

798
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,380
Idol worshippers!

799
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,550
- Whoa, whoa!
What's going on?

800
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:15,840
- The undead fellow has decided
to paint your daughter!

801
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:16,870
- So?

802
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:17,960
- "So"?

803
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,380
The second commandment forbids it!

804
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:23,630
"You shall have no other God but me.

805
00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:25,760
"You shall make no carved image..."

806
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:26,830
- I know it.

807
00:43:29,530 --> 00:43:31,050
It's a nice painting.

808
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,090
Surely we can let them carry on.

809
00:43:33,290 --> 00:43:34,050
- Right...

810
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:37,120
He'll be sleeping with her next!

811
00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:39,340
- Enough!
Rabbi, I respect you,

812
00:43:39,530 --> 00:43:41,840
but this is my house.

813
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,010
Go home.

814
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,090
- Abraham, you let a child
order me around?

815
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,540
I demand you burn that painting,

816
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:52,090
and punish your daughter harshly!

817
00:43:52,290 --> 00:43:53,760
- Yes, women must obey!

818
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,510
- Get out, you old wreck!

819
00:43:55,710 --> 00:43:57,790
And take your student too!

820
00:43:57,990 --> 00:44:02,170
Find a fiancee instead of
hanging out with an old man.

821
00:44:02,370 --> 00:44:05,380
He's sweating!
He can't look me in the eye!

822
00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:07,000
Get out of my house.

823
00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:11,380
- Who's that?
- A Russian.

824
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,800
- You collect them!

825
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,680
- What's so funny?
My daughter shaming me?

826
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:18,040
- Yes, she's wonderful!

827
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,300
I've never seen a Jew angry before.

828
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:24,010
In Russia, always with head lowered.

829
00:44:24,210 --> 00:44:26,580
Your daughter would scare Cossacks!

830
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:32,420
You're a fine specimen of Jew.

831
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,170
- Oh!

832
00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:35,130
- Just watch her from afar.

833
00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:38,080
Translate the Russian
and stay away from her.

834
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,170
- He's Vastenov?

835
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,300
You found him?
- Vastenov!

836
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,300
- Let's go somewhere
where we men can talk.

837
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:46,580
- And my portrait?

838
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:54,920
- So why's this Russian in Algiers?

839
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,220
- He's a Jew.

840
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:57,920
- We noticed.

841
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,710
- For us, in Russia,

842
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:02,130
a Jew is not a Russian.

843
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,710
It stays a Jew.

844
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,420
- What's the difference?

845
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,120
- It changes everything.

846
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:10,090
A Russian, you challenge to a duel.

847
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,300
A Jew, you burn.

848
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,380
A Russian, you seduce his wife.

849
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,960
A Jew, you take.
- Even since

850
00:45:17,170 --> 00:45:18,330
the revolution?

851
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:22,300
- You have a sense of humour! I like it!

852
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,590
- Can you ask him

853
00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:25,930
what he wants?

854
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,130
(In Russian)

855
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,420
What did he say?

856
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:39,290
- He has to go to Ethiopia.

857
00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:41,340
- Tell them I'm not mad.

858
00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:45,880
- He's a madman
who doesn't know geography.

859
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:50,250
- In Ethiopia live descendants
of Queen of Sheba and King of Solomon.

860
00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:55,010
- He says: "Some negroes there
are Jews too."

861
00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:57,380
- A Zionist!
He wants to found a Jewish land!

862
00:45:57,570 --> 00:46:00,500
- I want to paint that vast country.
- A land without people,

863
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,300
for a people without land!

864
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:06,620
The Jewish Agency sent him.
We must help. Let's go to Ethiopia!

865
00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,840
Just imagine: African Jews!

866
00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:10,630
- We're African Jews, my son.

867
00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:12,550
- I mean Black Africa.

868
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,720
- Black Jews?
It's a sin to say that, my son.

869
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,670
- Abraham! You're a racist!

870
00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:20,880
- I'm just saying
no one ever saw a black Jew.

871
00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:23,130
- I'm not shocked.

872
00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:26,090
- He says its natural for him.

873
00:46:26,290 --> 00:46:28,460
-Perhaps in Russia.

874
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,960
But in Africa, we are the Jews.

875
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,670
- Bravo! Well said.

876
00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:37,130
- He asks how you know

877
00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:39,340
that Moses was white.

878
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:43,420
- He's right. What proves
our ancestors had fair skin?

879
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:47,670
- Blacks have slavery,
Jews have pogroms.

880
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:50,670
It's a lot to bear.
No one could ever deal with both!

881
00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:52,630
- I have proof for what I say.

882
00:46:52,830 --> 00:46:55,680
- Colour photos of Moses?

883
00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:59,540
- Better: A Russian Communist Party
report.

884
00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:03,880
It wants to exile the Jews without
creating an uproar in Europe.

885
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,050
- A fine plan!

886
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:08,130
- They found black Jews in Ethiopia.

887
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,460
The Falasha.
But something else interested them there.

888
00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:15,840
I didn't just bring paints with me.

889
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,420
"... found a territory in Ethiopia
the size of a country

890
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,420
"where the inhabitants

891
00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:26,180
"speak Aramaic and practice
strict Judaism."

892
00:47:26,370 --> 00:47:28,880
An authentic document, that's for sure.

893
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,880
- Incredible!

894
00:47:31,490 --> 00:47:33,590
- I can finance the whole expedition!

895
00:47:33,790 --> 00:47:35,340
- You'll see giraffes as well?

896
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:38,580
- With me, you have
an excellent guide.

897
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:42,000
I could draw a map of brothels
in Africa.

898
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,920
I know many.

899
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,830
- One second more,
and I'll go to hell.

900
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,580
Isaac! Abraham! Come along!

901
00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:51,550
- I'm not seeking adventure.
I'm just listening.

902
00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:53,010
- Don't worry.

903
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,180
We shall travel very comfortably.

904
00:47:56,370 --> 00:47:58,460
Even an old man can come.

905
00:47:58,660 --> 00:47:59,710
- What old man?

906
00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:04,050
- Come, or I'll pour lead in your ears
to drown out the voice of temptation!

907
00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:06,420
- Mr Vastenov, why did your compatriot,
and my fellow Jew,

908
00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,790
have your name on him? Why you?

909
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:13,630
- Because I alone possess something

910
00:48:13,830 --> 00:48:17,960
that can allow a Jewish painter
to cross Africa.

911
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:28,130
Voila!

912
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,340
- A 1925 Citroen half-track!

913
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:34,220
What a beauty!

914
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:40,340
May I?

915
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:56,710
Let me see to her.

916
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,090
In a week, she'll be as good as new.

917
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,250
If you want,
I can drive her.

918
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:13,840
- Dad!

919
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:15,840
Papa!

920
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,330
- Lion Malka will stay here.
He'll watch over you.

921
00:49:18,530 --> 00:49:19,920
Everything will be fine.

922
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,550
You don't want to stay with him?

923
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,840
- Father, I'm fond of Malka.

924
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,290
But I could have come too.

925
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:30,130
This voyage is an initiation!

926
00:49:30,330 --> 00:49:31,960
An incredible opportunity!

927
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,510
It's not fair only you should go.

928
00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:36,260
- That's the way life is.

929
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:38,420
Malka, pass me the salt, will you?

930
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,760
- What are you painting on my Citroen?

931
00:49:44,870 --> 00:49:46,750
- The symbol of Jerusalem.

932
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,790
It will bring us luck.

933
00:49:48,990 --> 00:49:51,550
- lmpossible! If you do that,

934
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,970
we'll be taken for Jews!

935
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:56,330
- And so?

936
00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:57,880
- Get rid of it!

937
00:49:58,070 --> 00:49:58,960
- No.

938
00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:00,250
I insist.

939
00:50:00,450 --> 00:50:04,510
- Enough. I only set off
under the Russian flag.

940
00:50:05,830 --> 00:50:09,340
Here's what we'll do,
we'll blend the two flags.

941
00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:11,960
- Good idea, cat.

942
00:50:15,290 --> 00:50:17,000
- You're leaving me too?

943
00:50:20,870 --> 00:50:24,300
Don't be sad, mistress,
I'll be back soon.

944
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,250
- Do you miss Rabbi Sfar?

945
00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:29,250
- Oh, no.

946
00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:32,960
He must be home
celebrating with his family by now.

947
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,300
We'll see him next year.

948
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,250
Now, make the most of the silence.

949
00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:40,630
- Yes, but it's so lonely...

950
00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:44,760
- No wonder you don't understand music,
my loyal donkey.

951
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,880
You never respect the moments of silence.

952
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,590
- What's all that

953
00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:52,300
dust over there?

954
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,210
- Cousin!

955
00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:13,210
Don't we look good?

956
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,210
- Abraham!

957
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,500
What's that ridiculous flag?

958
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,550
- It's the Russian Empire!

959
00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,130
- And Jerusalem!

960
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:24,470
- Coming to invade Africa with us?

961
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,210
- What's going on here?

962
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:27,170
- Listen,

963
00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:29,090
we're off on a crazy adventure.

964
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,260
Don't worry, the madman's paying.

965
00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:33,460
- Ah...

966
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:37,380
- We need you anyhow.
You can't refuse.

967
00:51:37,570 --> 00:51:41,460
- Crossing Africa to find Jerusalem?
Preposterous!

968
00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:44,260
But if I can learn some new songs,
I'll come.

969
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:47,420
- We're driving
a genuine Citroen half-track!

970
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:51,550
She did the Croisiere Noire
with Audouin-Dubreuil.

971
00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:53,840
- Let's hope she's ready
to take to the road again.

972
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,920
- Look at this marvel!
How much fuel does the tank contain?

973
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,170
Go on, say it!

974
00:51:59,370 --> 00:52:00,590
180 Litres.

975
00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:01,840
Can you believe it?

976
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,720
- Very nice.

977
00:52:03,910 --> 00:52:06,880
But why not take a ship
to get to Ethiopia?

978
00:52:07,070 --> 00:52:10,130
- No. We're prefer our truck.

979
00:52:21,290 --> 00:52:22,670
- The painter is happy.

980
00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,630
The Star of David shines
on the flag.

981
00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:28,920
We let him buy art materials too.

982
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,630
He paints countless landscapes.

983
00:52:31,830 --> 00:52:34,760
This is the desert.
What can you paint here?

984
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,420
- The colour.

985
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:39,420
- It's all blue. That's dull.

986
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:42,050
- I can use other colours too.

987
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:44,800
And I can swap the dune's calm lines

988
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,370
for something else.

989
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,380
- Why come here
to reinvent everything?

990
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:52,840
You could have done exactly the same
in Russia.

991
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,260
- No. Not exactly.

992
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,710
- I prefer looking at nature
than your daubs.

993
00:52:58,910 --> 00:53:02,050
- Me too, that's why I observe closely,

994
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,590
before I begin.

995
00:53:03,790 --> 00:53:05,760
I work with real things.

996
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,750
- What does it feel like
when you paint?

997
00:53:08,950 --> 00:53:11,710
- Like you,
when you devour your prey.

998
00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:13,760
It was prettier running free,

999
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,930
but you can't help it.

1000
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,080
You sink your teeth into it.

1001
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,050
- Ah, I understand.
I think I saw a mouse.

1002
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,010
- See...
That belt operates the engine.

1003
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,090
- And that?

1004
00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:35,720
- This?

1005
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,840
This is the radiator.

1006
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:42,210
- Tell the rabbi his cat's not well.

1007
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,170
- Huh?

1008
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:47,420
The painter says
this is a cat that talks.

1009
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,880
- How does he know?

1010
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,130
- He claims that ever since
he got to Algeria,

1011
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,630
the animal never stopped talking.

1012
00:53:54,830 --> 00:53:56,620
- He used to talk to me once.

1013
00:53:56,830 --> 00:53:59,380
Maybe he's chosen a new master.

1014
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:01,420
- Not praying for your cat?

1015
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:04,010
- When my wide died, I prayed
and the Almighty did nothing.

1016
00:54:04,210 --> 00:54:05,760
He won't lift a finger for a cat.

1017
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,790
- Enough!

1018
00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:11,760
It's just a cat.

1019
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,550
Bury it, and...

1020
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,380
- No!
- He's important.

1021
00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:18,250
- You can't replace it
like an old truck.

1022
00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:21,210
For us,
cats and donkeys are important.

1023
00:54:21,410 --> 00:54:23,630
- Because they last a long time.

1024
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:26,250
How can we treat scorpion stings?

1025
00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:31,710
- I know the chief of a tribe
near the Tanezrouft.

1026
00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:34,170
Their camp isn't far away.

1027
00:54:34,370 --> 00:54:36,500
Their marabout works wonders.

1028
00:54:36,710 --> 00:54:37,670
- A friend?

1029
00:54:37,870 --> 00:54:40,090
- No, but I think he respects me.

1030
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:52,550
Be careful while we're among them!

1031
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:55,220
They're very easily offended.

1032
00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,960
- What particular topic of conversation

1033
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,790
must we avoid?

1034
00:54:59,990 --> 00:55:03,420
- Don't talk about religion.
They're fanatics!

1035
00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:14,550
- You're lucky
my prince respects Sheikh Sfar.

1036
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:17,630
I'd never soil my hands with a cat.

1037
00:55:17,820 --> 00:55:19,960
- He doesn't even have a name...

1038
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,380
- He'll live.

1039
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:23,010
- My heartfelt thanks, marabout.

1040
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,630
What's your name?

1041
00:55:24,830 --> 00:55:26,330
- Professor Suleyman.

1042
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,630
- If you like, I'll call him Suleyman.

1043
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:32,590
- That would be an insult!
It's a prophet's name.

1044
00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:36,080
Giving an animal that sacred name
would be tactless.

1045
00:55:36,290 --> 00:55:37,170
- Forgive me.

1046
00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:40,170
He'll remain nameless then.

1047
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:42,130
But I'll pray for you often.

1048
00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:43,670
- Are you Jewish?
- Yes.

1049
00:55:43,870 --> 00:55:46,010
- Your prayers won't go far then.

1050
00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:48,500
- Thank you for the cat, then.

1051
00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:53,470
- My old master...

1052
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:54,930
- But...

1053
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,710
- We're back with the madmen?

1054
00:55:57,910 --> 00:55:59,130
- You're talking again?

1055
00:55:59,330 --> 00:56:00,670
Oh! God be praised!

1056
00:56:00,870 --> 00:56:04,420
I don't know why you stopped
nor why you've started again.

1057
00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:08,500
- I never stopped,
you just didn't listen.

1058
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:10,800
- No, all you did was mew.

1059
00:56:10,990 --> 00:56:13,550
- I have a lot to tell you.

1060
00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:17,380
- These people are touchy.
Don't say too much.

1061
00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:19,210
- Damn you! What are you doing?

1062
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:23,300
- Calm down, brother.
He's painting your prince,

1063
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,720
to thank him for your hospitality.

1064
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,130
(In Russian)

1065
00:56:29,030 --> 00:56:31,420
- Every Muslim knows
that the Koran forbids

1066
00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:34,220
representation of the human image!

1067
00:56:34,410 --> 00:56:36,750
- I know the Koran better than you!

1068
00:56:36,950 --> 00:56:37,830
- Liar!

1069
00:56:38,030 --> 00:56:40,250
- You call me a liar before your prince?

1070
00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:42,340
Here's a copy of the Koran.

1071
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:44,010
Find a single line

1072
00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:46,880
forbidding my friend to paint
your prince.

1073
00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:49,920
- Friend asks

1074
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,590
if he must stop painting.

1075
00:56:52,790 --> 00:56:55,870
- No. Our tradition is wary of statues

1076
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,790
that may lead to idolatry.

1077
00:56:57,990 --> 00:57:01,460
An outline in a frame has no shadow.
It is less harmful.

1078
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:06,050
My descendants will be happy
to see what I looked like.

1079
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,250
- No need to tell us

1080
00:57:10,450 --> 00:57:13,720
not to talk religion! Ha ha!

1081
00:57:13,910 --> 00:57:16,050
- I know. I was wrong.

1082
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,500
But I'm touchy too.

1083
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,750
For 75 years
I've roamed this world,

1084
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:23,880
hailing my prophet five times a day.

1085
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,540
I can't stand being lectured to
by some irate child.

1086
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,630
Our God isn't full of hate.

1087
00:57:29,830 --> 00:57:32,460
He loves science and the arts.

1088
00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:36,050
He's never happier
than when His children are at peace.

1089
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:40,550
It's a pity he lets so many fools
speak in His name.

1090
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:45,340
- My benefactor, come to the banquet.

1091
00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:48,420
I'll give the prince his portrait.

1092
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:50,420
I'm bound to need a translator.

1093
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:51,630
- Ha, ha!

1094
00:57:52,580 --> 00:57:55,180
I'll load my revolver then.

1095
00:57:55,370 --> 00:57:57,420
It's the language of the future.

1096
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,420
Everyone understands!

1097
00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:00,670
Bang! Bang!

1098
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,760
- You try to play
the merciless old soldier.

1099
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,500
But, in fact, you're respectful.

1100
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:10,210
- Watch what you're saying,

1101
00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:11,550
painter!

1102
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,420
I don't respect anyone.

1103
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:15,870
I say screw the lot of you!

1104
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,630
Jews, Arabs, Reds...

1105
00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:21,000
friendship between nations.

1106
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:21,840
Oh!

1107
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:23,510
All crap!

1108
00:58:23,710 --> 00:58:26,710
Long live friendship between men!

1109
00:58:26,910 --> 00:58:28,420
- Voila.

1110
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:30,670
We must go and eat now.

1111
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:37,250
- Ah, my portrait.

1112
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:41,840
- My friend.

1113
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,010
Thank you again.

1114
00:58:43,210 --> 00:58:46,170
Without you, my cat would be dead.
He's talking again too.

1115
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:47,750
- Yes, thank you.

1116
00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:51,250
- Shhh! They're not all my friends.

1117
00:58:51,450 --> 00:58:54,380
If they hear you,
they'll think we're sorcerers

1118
00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:56,380
and behead us on the spot.

1119
00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:57,750
- Miaouw.

1120
00:58:57,950 --> 00:58:59,130
- That's better.

1121
00:59:08,580 --> 00:59:09,800
I'm pleased.

1122
00:59:10,330 --> 00:59:11,630
Now, let's eat.

1123
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,880
- Still thinking
about your pretty painter?

1124
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:26,040
- You fools. I'm worried about Dad.

1125
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:28,790
It's dangerous and he's frail.

1126
00:59:28,990 --> 00:59:31,920
- Is that any way to talk
about your father?

1127
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,880
You father's strong and brave.

1128
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,710
He knows Africa inside out.

1129
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:37,580
- Where did he learn?

1130
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,840
- At the Talmud Torah,

1131
00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:41,420
when we were kids, with his rabbi.

1132
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:42,800
- Should I feel better?

1133
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,500
- Have you read the Bible?
Where is Moses' story set?

1134
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:48,000
In Eskimoland?

1135
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,460
The Bible's set in Africa.

1136
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:53,670
A man who knows the Torah
has nothing to fear.

1137
00:59:53,870 --> 00:59:55,760
- Wasn't it in the Middle East?

1138
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,130
- You know better than me?
Go on, speak.

1139
00:59:59,330 --> 01:00:00,880
- Sorry, Mr Malka.

1140
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,800
- This is Africa.

1141
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,840
This is the land of Israel.

1142
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:09,250
Your father's following this path.

1143
01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,550
He's close to Jerusalem.

1144
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:12,840
- Where is he now?

1145
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,510
- Your father's here.

1146
01:00:14,710 --> 01:00:15,580
- Is he well?

1147
01:00:15,790 --> 01:00:18,130
- He's with a tribe of people

1148
01:00:18,330 --> 01:00:20,590
who are very fond of Jews.

1149
01:00:28,530 --> 01:00:29,960
- Your women?

1150
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,630
Where are they?

1151
01:00:31,830 --> 01:00:32,880
Where have you put

1152
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,040
the desert maidens with heavy breasts?

1153
01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:40,800
- It's wise to leave certain jewels
in their case.

1154
01:00:40,990 --> 01:00:43,300
- They have to finish leftovers

1155
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,510
after we leave the table?

1156
01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,290
- Shut up now, Vastenov.

1157
01:00:47,490 --> 01:00:49,340
- Forgive him, he's a hothead.

1158
01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:51,170
Don't take him seriously.

1159
01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:54,380
- I'm the hothead?

1160
01:00:54,580 --> 01:00:56,630
- Prince, this is intolerable.

1161
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,670
He's insulting us at our table.

1162
01:00:58,870 --> 01:01:02,630
- This old man's shameful state
shows the harm drink can do.

1163
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:07,710
- Even drunk, we can still behead him.

1164
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:10,250
- Yes, you're right.

1165
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:14,010
- Want to play that game?
- I'm not scared of you!

1166
01:01:14,210 --> 01:01:15,510
- I love to die.

1167
01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:16,960
- I love death more than you.

1168
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,880
- Ah, no, no.

1169
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,380
- Wait!
Kill each other after the meal.

1170
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:27,290
For now, let's talk calmly
to see if it's necessary.

1171
01:01:27,490 --> 01:01:29,670
- You're right, Jew.

1172
01:01:29,870 --> 01:01:32,050
Let's discuss our religions.

1173
01:01:32,250 --> 01:01:33,800
- Not over dinner.

1174
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,420
- Tell us about Islam and Judaism.

1175
01:01:36,630 --> 01:01:37,750
- What can I say?

1176
01:01:38,490 --> 01:01:40,300
Islam is very good...

1177
01:01:40,490 --> 01:01:42,210
And Judaism too.

1178
01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:45,920
They're good religions
and very similar.

1179
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,590
For example, Jewish and Arab pastries
are the same.

1180
01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:51,880
- Don't you think Islam is better?

1181
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,170
- Yes, no doubt.

1182
01:01:54,370 --> 01:01:58,210
- Why not convert to our faith,
in that case?

1183
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,420
- The Koran says we must respect
the children of Abraham.

1184
01:02:02,620 --> 01:02:04,510
- You love Jews
more than you love your brothers!

1185
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:09,090
- Your Jew recognises Mohammed's law

1186
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,550
or my sword will deal with him.

1187
01:02:13,710 --> 01:02:15,180
- That's uncalled for.

1188
01:02:16,290 --> 01:02:20,500
I'll keep my religion
because I know the prayers in Hebrew

1189
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:23,420
and I'm too old to learn new ones.

1190
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:25,670
But my religion isn't better.

1191
01:02:25,870 --> 01:02:27,210
- Good answer, Jew!

1192
01:02:28,910 --> 01:02:31,340
Now listen well.

1193
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,510
Which of these three prophets

1194
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:36,830
have the longest beard?

1195
01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:38,380
Moses,

1196
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:40,300
Jesus or Mohammed?

1197
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:42,010
- I'll silence you!

1198
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:42,840
- Try it!

1199
01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:49,090
- Bow down to a soldier of God!.

1200
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,260
Each slain infidel
brings me closer to God!

1201
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:56,630
- I've killed more men than you.
God loves me!

1202
01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:58,500
- God guides my hand.

1203
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:01,590
If I die fighting,
I'll go to paradise!

1204
01:03:01,790 --> 01:03:03,300
- God lied to you.

1205
01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:04,680
We don't go...

1206
01:03:04,870 --> 01:03:05,830
anywhere!

1207
01:03:09,450 --> 01:03:11,300
- It was an equitable duel.

1208
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,970
On the field of honour,
the matter is closed.

1209
01:03:15,830 --> 01:03:20,380
However, you have deprived my army
of a key soldier.

1210
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:21,840
You owe me a life.

1211
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,920
Leave your painter here
and I'll let you go unharmed.

1212
01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:28,670
- These men don't belong to me.

1213
01:03:28,870 --> 01:03:32,840
- Then the only gift you can offer
is your wretched life.

1214
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,010
- My life belongs to the Tsar!

1215
01:03:41,950 --> 01:03:45,220
- Perhaps two deaths suffice
for one evening?

1216
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:49,800
You'd show wisdom in allowing us
to continue unhindered.

1217
01:03:49,990 --> 01:03:50,710
- True.

1218
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,720
But we must have desert first.

1219
01:03:53,910 --> 01:03:56,330
Then we'll drink tea.

1220
01:03:56,540 --> 01:04:00,340
You may leave in peace
first thing tomorrow morning.

1221
01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:29,920
- We were allowed
to take Vastenov's body with us.

1222
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,130
We buried him

1223
01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,470
near the ancestor
of my rabbi and the musician.

1224
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:35,830
If like me,

1225
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,460
he had kept silent,
he'd still be here.

1226
01:04:38,660 --> 01:04:39,420
- I am proud of my cat.

1227
01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:42,300
Before, he used to talk willy-nilly.

1228
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:45,330
I was afraid he'd get involved
in the dispute.

1229
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,580
But he said nothing.
That's good, my cat.

1230
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:49,920
- It doesn't mean I did nothing.

1231
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,670
I sneaked into the prince's tent

1232
01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:54,930
and clawed his portrait.

1233
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,840
- What a good cat!

1234
01:04:58,030 --> 01:04:59,090
- No, master.

1235
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,630
I'm loving but I'm not kind.

1236
01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:02,550
- That's good.

1237
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:10,710
- At this point,
my rabbi will discover Blacks.

1238
01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:12,590
And I'll discover

1239
01:05:12,790 --> 01:05:15,330
he's no smarter than others.

1240
01:05:15,540 --> 01:05:18,290
- When we reach Oubangui, watch out

1241
01:05:18,490 --> 01:05:21,380
for the Ban-Da. They're cannibals.

1242
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:24,010
They call white men "yum-yum".

1243
01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:26,420
- The rubbish you talk!

1244
01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:29,500
I didn't learn about Africa
from books.

1245
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:31,130
Put that thing away!

1246
01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:33,130
- What? This is scientific.

1247
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,960
It's the Citroen explorer's log.

1248
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,620
- You're not looking at anything.

1249
01:05:45,830 --> 01:05:49,630
You'll never make
this journey again. Look!

1250
01:05:49,830 --> 01:05:53,300
- I'm looking,
but the book's educating me too.

1251
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:56,170
- If your Citroen lot
had written that about Jews,

1252
01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:58,750
you'd say they did not understand.

1253
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:02,970
When you see new things,
look and don't speak right away.

1254
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,830
- You think you're smarter
than Andre Citroen.

1255
01:06:07,450 --> 01:06:09,340
He doesn't realise that

1256
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,300
without a guide,

1257
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:17,170
I feel like I'm in the ocean
without a lifebelt.

1258
01:06:17,370 --> 01:06:18,380
- The sheikh's right.

1259
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:20,670
You could look in silence.

1260
01:06:20,870 --> 01:06:23,300
- And not comment on what I see?

1261
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,010
I've never done that.

1262
01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:28,130
- Not very French.
- Not very Jewish.

1263
01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:31,340
- Can you scratch me here?

1264
01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:52,970
While the sheikh swaps songs,

1265
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,500
my master clings to familiar things.

1266
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:59,550
He starts making remarks.

1267
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:02,630
- Hey! I play the darbuka too.

1268
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,830
You use the back of the hand?

1269
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,710
I use the flat of it.

1270
01:07:07,910 --> 01:07:11,340
- The tiny details show the extent

1271
01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:14,170
of what you don't know.

1272
01:07:14,370 --> 01:07:16,460
Mohamed! Listen!

1273
01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:18,340
I play like a Tuareg!

1274
01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:19,800
Go to sleep!

1275
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:23,130
I'm tired.

1276
01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:25,620
I'll read the Citroen guide
another time.

1277
01:08:25,290 --> 01:08:28,170
- In the Belgian Congo,
we meet a young reporter.

1278
01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:31,460
- I didn't know they had Israelites
in Black Africa.

1279
01:08:31,660 --> 01:08:33,550
- And his dog is stupid.

1280
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:36,250
- Boss, you no claw me, ok?

1281
01:08:37,410 --> 01:08:39,500
- He thinks we're idiots.

1282
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:42,920
- You see? This is the paper
I write in.

1283
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,540
I don't actually write, of course.

1284
01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:49,090
We use an invention called printing.

1285
01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:52,130
Can you decipher Western script?

1286
01:08:52,330 --> 01:08:53,220
- He talks,

1287
01:08:53,410 --> 01:08:54,840
but never listens.

1288
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,790
- I'm busy washing, see.
I wash once a day.

1289
01:08:58,990 --> 01:09:01,630
It keeps me healthy, free of lice...

1290
01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:04,720
Washing isn't a game,
it's healthy.

1291
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,330
Goodbye, my friends!

1292
01:09:06,530 --> 01:09:09,550
Remember,
I'm in the paper every week! Ciao!

1293
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,960
- Things are complicated
in white men's towns.

1294
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,540
These adventures set a high price

1295
01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:27,540
on bread and board.

1296
01:09:27,740 --> 01:09:29,630
- Not coming to sleep, Abraham?

1297
01:09:29,830 --> 01:09:31,300
- No, cousin.

1298
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,090
I'm watching the truck.

1299
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:37,590
This is scary!

1300
01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:40,000
- But we're having fun.

1301
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:40,920
- Yes.

1302
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,760
- The painter and I
prefer the night's dangers.

1303
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:49,250
We look at everything in every town,
missing nothing.

1304
01:09:55,170 --> 01:09:58,090
The painter looks so much,
he falls in love.

1305
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:02,130
A real Russian,
he does nothing by halves.

1306
01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:05,710
- Cat, tell him to stop staring,
I can't work.

1307
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:08,670
- He says he can't stop.

1308
01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:10,710
He wants to draw you. It's his job.

1309
01:10:10,910 --> 01:10:13,760
- Ask if he does this
to all the girls.

1310
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,500
(In Russian)

1311
01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,090
- He asks what time you finish.

1312
01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:28,590
- Translate for me.

1313
01:10:33,710 --> 01:10:37,130
Listen carefully, cat.
Tell him that I'm not like that.

1314
01:10:40,830 --> 01:10:43,970
- Translate this,
but with the same emotion.

1315
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,580
- I'm a painter too.
Get her to pose nude.

1316
01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:59,170
These women are goddesses.

1317
01:10:59,370 --> 01:11:02,130
I'll give you a tip
for drawing blacks.

1318
01:11:03,830 --> 01:11:07,710
The Negro's specificity
lies in the curve of the face.

1319
01:11:07,910 --> 01:11:09,210
You understand?

1320
01:11:09,410 --> 01:11:11,550
(In Russian)

1321
01:11:12,870 --> 01:11:15,750
- A foreigner?
Never mind.

1322
01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:18,420
Here are the basics.

1323
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:21,380
There's no sense in drawing

1324
01:11:21,580 --> 01:11:24,380
if you don't possess
the rudiments of anatomy.

1325
01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:27,920
Savage!

1326
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,170
- Tell him not to get into
such a state.

1327
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:36,250
I've heard worse than that.

1328
01:11:36,450 --> 01:11:37,710
(In Russian)

1329
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:42,880
- In his country,
they do similar drawings of Jews.

1330
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,920
- We were made to meet.

1331
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,750
- Tell her I'll take her to the land

1332
01:11:46,950 --> 01:11:49,550
where the Blacks and Jews come from.

1333
01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:52,340
Tell her there's no racism there.

1334
01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:55,290
- You really want me to translate that?

1335
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,670
- Wake up, you adventurer!

1336
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,380
Time to go!

1337
01:12:02,370 --> 01:12:05,050
He needs to sleep.

1338
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:08,590
He's in love with me.
I'm coming to his Jerusalem.

1339
01:12:08,780 --> 01:12:11,510
I think I love him too.

1340
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:17,290
- He's not coming?

1341
01:12:17,490 --> 01:12:20,050
- He's in love. He wants us
to take a waitress along.

1342
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:20,960
- Ah!

1343
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,590
If she accepts, God is great,
and that's good news.

1344
01:12:24,790 --> 01:12:25,880
- Why?

1345
01:12:26,070 --> 01:12:29,340
- I couldn't keep drinking
your coffee all the way

1346
01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:30,920
to Ethiopia.

1347
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,380
- I'm insulted.
My daughter likes me coffee.

1348
01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:35,540
- She's a good girl.

1349
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,590
- How do you know the waitress'
coffee is better than mine?

1350
01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:44,220
- I dreamt of your father.

1351
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:47,290
You know, my dreams are always true.

1352
01:12:47,490 --> 01:12:48,670
- How is he, Malka?

1353
01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,630
- He's well, thank God.

1354
01:12:50,830 --> 01:12:52,880
But he's been in danger.

1355
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,720
I saw your father on a battlefield.

1356
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,840
Tribes of black men were clashing.

1357
01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:01,550
But all of a sudden,

1358
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:04,720
Rabbi Sfar held up
the Tables of the Law

1359
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,090
and all the fighters
put down their weapons.

1360
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,300
- Really?
- Certainly.

1361
01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:14,550
He said: 'Stop fighting.
You must shake hands."

1362
01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:17,840
They're all friends now,
God be praised.

1363
01:13:18,030 --> 01:13:20,510
- You're kind,
trying to reassure me.

1364
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:24,090
- I don't know
why he had to go so far away.

1365
01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:27,420
He even took my cat.
- Listen, my girl.

1366
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:29,420
Your father is old,
that's true.

1367
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:33,670
This journey may well be
his last great adventure.

1368
01:13:33,870 --> 01:13:37,210
So it's good to let him go.

1369
01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:43,470
- The journey lasts months.

1370
01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:46,330
No one complains.
The old laugh at everything.

1371
01:13:46,530 --> 01:13:48,630
Even our mechanical problems.

1372
01:13:48,830 --> 01:13:51,420
When they see animals,
they become pompous.

1373
01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:54,870
They thank God
for the richness of Creation.

1374
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,840
They're like two little boys
discovering the world.

1375
01:14:01,660 --> 01:14:04,090
As for the lovers,
they get acquainted.

1376
01:14:04,290 --> 01:14:08,380
Thanks to his African,
my Russian is learning French.

1377
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,130
(In French) You...

1378
01:14:11,330 --> 01:14:12,590
... love me?

1379
01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:14,800
Not laugh!

1380
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,250
Hard for me speak French!

1381
01:14:17,450 --> 01:14:20,760
- I laughed because other white
people speak to me like that.

1382
01:14:20,950 --> 01:14:23,170
But you can't help it!

1383
01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:31,840
- She black so you won't marry us?

1384
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,220
- We have no laws forbidding Blacks.

1385
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:37,170
But I need two Jews for a Jewish wedding!

1386
01:14:37,370 --> 01:14:40,420
- A non-Jewish wedding then.
- I'm not authorised to do that.

1387
01:14:40,620 --> 01:14:43,970
- I can take the same god as him.

1388
01:14:44,170 --> 01:14:46,040
- Yes, but its complicated.
You can't decide on a whim.

1389
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,710
You study for years to become Jewish.

1390
01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:52,670
- My village full Jews
who never study.

1391
01:14:52,870 --> 01:14:56,210
- If Jewish people are ignorant,
that's God's fault.

1392
01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:58,210
- But if I convert

1393
01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:01,710
someone who doesn't know the 613 laws,
I'm the guilty one.

1394
01:15:01,910 --> 01:15:04,090
- You guilty then! Fine!

1395
01:15:04,290 --> 01:15:05,420
Hurry! I want to marry her.

1396
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,090
- All right.

1397
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,630
The greatest Jewish wise man
was Hillel.

1398
01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:14,800
He summed up our laws in one line:

1399
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,210
"Love your neighbour as yourself."

1400
01:15:17,410 --> 01:15:19,670
- Who's my neighbour?
- I am.

1401
01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:21,840
- I love you!

1402
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,630
- Mazel Tov!

1403
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,760
- What must God think
of a rabbi like me?

1404
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:35,330
- Maybe he sees you
as someone raising the level.

1405
01:15:35,540 --> 01:15:38,800
- Perhaps. You never know
what to think with God.

1406
01:15:38,990 --> 01:15:42,300
- It's enough to tell yourself
God is a decent guy.

1407
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:43,420
- Yeah.

1408
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,710
- You're lucky to get him,
my mistress liked him too.

1409
01:15:53,410 --> 01:15:56,290
To sum things up:
On this expedition we have

1410
01:15:56,490 --> 01:15:57,710
two kids,

1411
01:15:57,910 --> 01:16:01,800
a cat, a donkey, two lovers
and soon a baby.

1412
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,630
It's Noah's Ark.

1413
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,460
In Asmara,
we meet Eritrean Jews.

1414
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:13,800
They talk about the Falasha,
Jews since the dawn of time.

1415
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,000
But no one has heard of the city
called Jerusalem.

1416
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:20,920
- Tell this fool
his Jerusalem doesn't exist.

1417
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,670
(In Russian)

1418
01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:24,960
- He says you have no faith.

1419
01:16:25,170 --> 01:16:26,790
- A communist tells me that?

1420
01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:30,800
- They don't know it
because the region is inaccessible.

1421
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,300
Tell them I'm sure.

1422
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,760
- That's supposed to reassure us?

1423
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:41,050
- There are beasts in the water!

1424
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,170
I'm sure there are!

1425
01:16:43,370 --> 01:16:46,880
I'm sure there are beasts
in the water!

1426
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,710
- Cut it out!

1427
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:02,050
- Bless you, Lord, for
allowing us crocodile meat.

1428
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:06,290
And give us strength.
We can't go on.

1429
01:17:06,490 --> 01:17:08,000
- Amen.

1430
01:17:11,910 --> 01:17:14,920
- The track is so rough,
we abandon the truck.

1431
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,630
Even the donkey gives up.

1432
01:17:19,490 --> 01:17:22,300
- Remember where I am.

1433
01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,050
Don't abandon me!

1434
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:25,120
- I promise.

1435
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,710
Even the two Sfars can't go on.

1436
01:17:31,910 --> 01:17:34,220
- You should give up, my friend.

1437
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:37,460
- No, it's my dream.
- And you, with your baby?

1438
01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:40,210
- I go where my love goes.

1439
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:42,920
- Wait!

1440
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,550
I'll accompany you.

1441
01:17:46,070 --> 01:17:49,050
Watch your step!

1442
01:17:49,450 --> 01:17:52,760
- All the Jews and Blacks
come from this city.

1443
01:17:54,830 --> 01:17:57,460
Maybe Adam and Eve too.

1444
01:17:57,660 --> 01:18:01,800
Maybe Adam and Eve are still alive,

1445
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,090
thanks to their very balanced diet.

1446
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,250
Look. We're here!
- Woah!

1447
01:18:09,450 --> 01:18:11,340
What a view!

1448
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:13,680
This is it!

1449
01:18:13,870 --> 01:18:15,920
- The city of our origins.

1450
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,880
- Fantastic!

1451
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,420
- They lived in peace
for 2,000 years.

1452
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:22,590
Far from racism, from hatred!

1453
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:27,000
It's magnificent!

1454
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,550
- Our home at last!

1455
01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:31,010
We'll be loved here.

1456
01:18:32,660 --> 01:18:33,800
(Unknown language)

1457
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:37,590
- It's not visiting time.

1458
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:41,590
- They don't know who we are.
We're in your tribe!

1459
01:18:41,790 --> 01:18:43,590
Don't kill us.

1460
01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:48,380
- They're big.

1461
01:18:52,410 --> 01:18:55,170
- They don't seem very friendly.
- They don't know us yet.

1462
01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:58,340
Language barrier.
- I understand.

1463
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:00,380
They're telling you to get lost.

1464
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:02,420
- Misunderstanding!

1465
01:19:02,620 --> 01:19:05,290
Explain: we're Jewish like them.

1466
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:09,050
- We all have the same religion...

1467
01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:13,970
- See?

1468
01:19:14,170 --> 01:19:15,580
They're adopting us.

1469
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:17,630
(Unknown language)

1470
01:19:17,830 --> 01:19:19,670
Ah... what did they say?

1471
01:19:19,870 --> 01:19:23,380
- l can translate,
but you won't like it.

1472
01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:24,710
They say

1473
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:28,040
they never saw a pink Jew like you.

1474
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:31,760
- I'll draw you.

1475
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,550
A portrait of each one of you.

1476
01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:38,710
- It's so pretty.

1477
01:19:38,910 --> 01:19:42,090
Hello sir, very pretty.

1478
01:19:42,290 --> 01:19:45,830
What a big bathroom!

1479
01:19:46,030 --> 01:19:48,460
Hello! Having a nice soak?

1480
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:51,670
Hello. Magnificent.

1481
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,330
What's the matter?

1482
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:57,420
What the... Ah!

1483
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,710
No, please...

1484
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,750
- You're annoying!

1485
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,170
(Prayers in Hebrew)

1486
01:20:17,830 --> 01:20:19,050
What's that?

1487
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,760
It's... it's...

1488
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,790
But it's...

1489
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:31,170
A bar mitzvah!

1490
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:33,680
I want to do

1491
01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:35,460
my bar mitzvah too!

1492
01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:39,630
Hey, friends!

1493
01:20:39,830 --> 01:20:43,170
Afer he finishes,
can I do mine too?

1494
01:20:47,620 --> 01:20:48,880
- There we go.

1495
01:20:49,990 --> 01:20:51,550
- I just wanted

1496
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:53,880
to do my bar mitzvah.
Help!

1497
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,130
- A bit stylised, but drawn with love.

1498
01:21:00,830 --> 01:21:01,880
- No!

1499
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,960
- Let's go, please?

1500
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,750
- Cat, you help me.

1501
01:21:09,950 --> 01:21:12,380
Translate.
- Not right now.

1502
01:21:12,580 --> 01:21:15,080
- There's a misunderstanding.

1503
01:21:15,290 --> 01:21:18,250
- He says you're an idol worshipper,
stealing their faces.

1504
01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:20,260
- Who are they?

1505
01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:23,630
- They don't want me
to do my bar mitzvah.

1506
01:21:23,830 --> 01:21:26,330
- Don't run away, cat.

1507
01:21:26,530 --> 01:21:28,290
Solve all problems

1508
01:21:28,490 --> 01:21:29,710
through dialogue.

1509
01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:56,840
- You're right.

1510
01:21:57,030 --> 01:21:58,460
Stay as you are.

1511
01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:01,760
Don't change your way of life.

1512
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:05,790
You're just like the rest of mankind.

1513
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:09,000
I prefer cats.

1514
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:12,920
We set off again!

1515
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:15,920
We find the Sfars.

1516
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,340
We find the donkey.

1517
01:22:18,540 --> 01:22:20,760
We find the truck.

1518
01:22:20,950 --> 01:22:23,130
- You see, your city doesn't exist.

1519
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,790
- We told you so.

1520
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,630
- Husband...

1521
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,510
Your story is funny.

1522
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:37,790
- I always thought your city
was a dumb idea.

1523
01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:41,050
- What do we tell the others?

1524
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:43,300
Do we tell them it exists, or not?

1525
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,840
- I think we must lie to them.

1526
01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:51,260
Talking about things as they are
isn't my job.

1527
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,090
- I'll go, if I'm in the way.

1528
01:23:02,910 --> 01:23:04,420
That's really swinging!

1529
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,790
That's not Maalouf.

1530
01:23:07,990 --> 01:23:10,710
- I pinched a few ideas

1531
01:23:10,910 --> 01:23:13,680
from Django Reinhardt in Constantine.
Want to sing with me?

1532
01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:16,590
- No, talking is already hard enough.

1533
01:23:16,780 --> 01:23:18,750
I'll learn to sing another time.

1534
01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,970
Writing to Zlabya, master?

1535
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,260
- Yes.
- Have you mentioned me?

1536
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,000
- You're very curious.

1537
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,090
- Have you said I'm talking again?

1538
01:23:28,290 --> 01:23:31,170
- I say you've travelled
and learned a lot

1539
01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,430
and that you have become a good cat.

1540
01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:36,710
- Please tell her we'll be home soon.

1541
01:23:36,910 --> 01:23:39,340
Tell her I love her
with all my heart.

1542
01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:43,260
that I dream
of nestling against her breast...

1543
01:23:43,460 --> 01:23:46,630
- Are you telling me
how to write to my daughter?

1544
01:23:46,830 --> 01:23:49,130
Get out of here!

1545
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:55,250
- Oh, Eternal God of Abraham,
allow me to return to Zlabya.

1546
01:23:55,450 --> 01:23:58,460
Ask her to care for me
and love me as always.

1547
01:23:58,660 --> 01:24:01,340
God of heaven and earth,
carry me to her arms.

1548
01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:04,750
Keep her happy with me
for ever and ever.

1549
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:12,470
May she never marry or have children!
Amen.

1550
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:26,460
O Eternal

1551
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,670
God of Abraham

1552
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,420
Allow me to return

1553
01:24:36,450 --> 01:24:37,880
to my mistress

1554
01:24:39,790 --> 01:24:42,300
Make her to love me

1555
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,550
Always

1556
01:24:45,530 --> 01:24:47,590
God of Heaven and

1557
01:24:47,780 --> 01:24:49,340
Earth.

1558
01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:56,040
Make her care for me

1559
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:00,880
Carry me

1560
01:25:01,370 --> 01:25:02,550
To her heart

1561
01:25:03,210 --> 01:25:04,880
To her arms.

1562
01:25:07,410 --> 01:25:07,870
May she never marry

1563
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:07,880
May she never marry
May she never marry

1564
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,090
May she never marry

1565
01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:12,340
May she never have children

1566
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:14,170
May she never marry

1567
01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:16,380
May she never have children

1568
01:25:16,580 --> 01:25:18,210
May she never marry

1569
01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:20,420
May she never have children

1570
01:25:21,270 --> 01:25:24,380
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