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FX presents...

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American Horror Story:
Apocalypse.

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Can I help you?

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I'm here to visit the founders

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of this venerable institution--

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Mr. Mutt Nutter

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and Mr. Jeff Pfister.

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The fine security staff
downstairs were kind enough

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to give me directions
to the correct floor.

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The floor is the only thing
you have correct.

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You do not have an appointment,
nor are you carrying a package,

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so you don't have
any business here.

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Quite right.

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Your employers are fortunate
to have someone

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with your skills
guarding their privacy.

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I don't respond to flattery.

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Nor can you recognize sarcasm.

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You need to turn around
and go back the way you came.

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Mm. You need to take me
to your employers. Now.

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You might as well ask me
to explain your hair.

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How did you get past security
without an appointment?

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I did something like this.

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(reciting spell in Latin)

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My hair is an eternal mystery,
never to be fully understood.

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Purple is for royalty, dear,
not middle management.