1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:48,000 //////.................Subtitles brought to you by redz..............\\\\\ 2 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:48,845 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 3 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,314 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 4 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,351 Look, look. Oh, God. 5 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,950 Dad, listen, could you just... Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay? 6 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,513 - Embarrass you? - Not today. 7 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,517 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed 8 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,200 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent. 9 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,073 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass! 10 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,519 It's the only way to get your mind off her. 11 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,200 - Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. - Yes, huh? 12 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,311 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on. 13 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,393 Wait, wait, wait. 14 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,954 - I'll show you how it's done. - Oh, no. No, no, no. 15 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,798 Watch this. Just watch and learn. - Just please drive. 16 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,832 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi. 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,155 - This is my son, Erik. - Hi. 18 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,993 And he's moving in today, 19 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,238 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested 20 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,952 in showing him a good time? 21 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,839 No, thanks. 22 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,038 Oh! 23 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,309 I'm sorry. 24 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,398 - He's a stallion, just like his old man! - No, Dad, come on! 25 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,470 Well, I tried, Erik. 26 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,238 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer. 27 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,635 - Son, son? - Yeah. 28 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,954 I want to show you something. 29 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,436 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. 30 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,035 Are you serious? 31 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,435 - Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! - It is! 32 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,757 Yeah. It's a good goal foryou to try to keep up with your old man. 33 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,028 Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there? 34 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,070 Uh... 35 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:13,352 We didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week. 36 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,674 Trial... 37 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,073 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone. 38 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,794 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there. 39 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:21,955 Is that my mom's name? 40 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,640 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that. 41 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,320 Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here! 42 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,791 - I'm sorry. - Cooze, grab a box. 43 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,273 - Did you have sex with his mom? - Yeah. 44 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,435 How was it? 45 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,955 Wow! This place is amazing. 46 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,915 Hi. 47 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,873 God, there are girls everywhere. 48 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,634 This is my room. 49 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,830 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together. 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,030 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall. 51 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,832 Besides, I got a single. 52 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,678 - Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. - All right. 53 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,438 I'll be right back. 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,357 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you. 55 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,756 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to. 56 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,754 Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom? 57 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,713 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this. 58 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,278 Cool, coed, yeah. 59 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,277 Don't worry. I won't peek. 60 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,358 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either. 61 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,199 I'm Ashley, what's your name? - I'm Erik. 62 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,591 Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. - It's nice to meet you, too. 63 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,833 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there. 64 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,915 - Yeah. Just give me a minute here, okay? - Thanks. 65 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,159 Erik? 66 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,115 Erik? 67 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,152 Alittle help here? 68 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,758 Ride the white whale, baby! 69 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,029 Ride the white whale. 70 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,230 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry. 71 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,270 I'm sorry, the doorwas... 72 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,753 - Hey, you must be Erik. - I am. 73 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,949 - I'm Bobby. - Hi. 74 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,354 Hey. - Hey, hey. 75 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,232 - Come on in, man. - No, no, no. It's... 76 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,158 - You guys are busy. I can come back later. - Okay, listen. This is your place, too, 77 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,589 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy. 78 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,119 No, she's not. 79 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,550 - Sit down. You want a beer?. - No. 80 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,477 - You sure? - Yeah. 81 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,433 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst. 82 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,320 - No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. All right. 83 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,351 - Where're you from? - East Great Falls. 84 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,959 East Great Falls. 85 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,756 Slow down, sassy pants. 86 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,155 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation. 87 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,349 Yeah. 88 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:05,317 - College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! - Yeah. 89 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,839 Put it up. 90 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,876 Oh, high... High-five. 91 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,429 You wanna jump in on this? 92 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,755 - Come on. Margie loves it. - No, no, no. Margie, no, no. 93 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,632 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good. 94 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,638 Look, it was very nice to meet you, Bobby and Margie. 95 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,637 Actually, I just came to change my pants here. 96 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,594 I spilled a drink on it earlier, so I'm just gonna let you guys... Yeah. 97 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,153 Are you role-playing again? 98 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:32,068 Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe... Baby? Are you choking? 99 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,952 - Dude, I think she's choking! - What? 100 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,354 I think she's choking. You gotta do something. 101 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,390 - Do something. I can't do anything! 102 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,112 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey. 103 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,357 All right, all right, all right. I got it. Hold on. From the spot. 104 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,595 Oh, my Jesus. 105 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,994 What do you want me to do with all this... 106 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,348 Get out! 107 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,038 - Erik? No! Sorry. 108 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,593 All right, son! 109 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,109 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about. 110 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,078 - No, no, no. She was choking. That's it! 111 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,474 - I was helping her. - That's how Stiflers do college. 112 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,194 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy. 113 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,151 Doing good. Keep it up. 114 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,475 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came. 115 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:42,914 Is this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live? 116 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,956 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara. 117 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,669 My name is Dwight Stifler. 118 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,392 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee, 119 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,670 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies 120 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,836 on a guided tour of the entire campus. 121 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,315 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 122 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,556 Should we wear anything special? 123 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,916 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here. 124 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,031 Look, he's holding her boob. 125 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,275 He is. 126 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,995 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year. 127 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,633 That'll be good. 128 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,558 That's not a cologne ad. 129 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,990 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count. 130 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,959 You smell pretty. 131 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,314 - Sorry. - That was so uncalled for. 132 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,159 - Wow. - Is this Erik Stifler's room? 133 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,229 Yeah. 134 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,316 Welcome to college, boys. 135 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,872 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. 136 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,753 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome. 137 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,836 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic, 138 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,393 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood. 139 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,430 You know what I'm saying? 140 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,993 - Really? - Yeah. 141 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,235 Oh, man. Who is this guy? 142 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,828 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here. 143 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,388 - You like that? - That was awesome. 144 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,432 You have to give a little bit back every now and then. 145 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,279 - Hey, hey, shower buddy! - Oh, hey. Hi. 146 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,469 Shower buddy? 147 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,433 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon. 148 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,437 - Really? - Yeah. 149 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,313 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah. 150 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,271 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees 151 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,550 to approve that one. Worth it. 152 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,238 Oh, Ashley, hi. This... 153 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,794 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone. 154 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:34,909 Hi, everybody. 155 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,759 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia. 156 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,393 Hey, y'all. 157 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,717 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara. 158 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,829 Oh, my. 159 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,393 Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you? 160 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,637 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House. 161 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,672 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me. 162 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,268 - I wanna stay but... But we promised, so... 163 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,756 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit déclassé. 164 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:58,949 What? Like sleazy? 165 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,799 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer. 166 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,433 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing. 167 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,199 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of, 168 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,799 you know, demonstrate our school spirit 169 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,309 and our, you know, dedication to this university. 170 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,351 Beta House fucking rules! 171 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,039 Real classy. 172 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,072 - Erik, it was really nice to see you again. - Yeah. 173 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,997 - Guys, till next time. - Yeah, see you. 174 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,348 Bye, guys. Bye. 175 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,198 - It's nice to meet you. - See you. 176 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,118 Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House? 177 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,434 Yeah, I never even heard of it. 178 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:39,236 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare. 179 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,473 They were a social club for decades, 180 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,875 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around, 181 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,991 built the house, got a new charter. 182 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,678 Wait, a geek fraternity? 183 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,791 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores. 184 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,911 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account. 185 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,430 Then they check your family tree and calculate future earnings potential. 186 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:59,075 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired! 187 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,365 They got billionaire alumni. 188 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:00,832 They got billionaire alumni. 189 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,109 Hey, it's only 100 grand. 190 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,838 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them. 191 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,796 But don't even get me started on the women. 192 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,149 They attract the most beautiful women from the entire school. 193 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,752 Who wants to hang out with a house full of geeks? 194 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,751 It's a new world out there. 195 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,757 These women realise that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires 196 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,995 right out of school. 197 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,429 They've just adjusted their nesting habits. 198 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,398 Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right? 199 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,753 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin. 200 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,270 Judging? 201 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,118 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints. 202 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,550 - Are you serious? It's always like this? - All the time. 203 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:01,393 - These girls are ridiculous. - Ridiculous. Get the clipboard. 204 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,190 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class. 205 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,317 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad. 206 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,391 And this one over here's got great abs. 207 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,398 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven. 208 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,988 This is the best idea I've ever had! 209 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,638 - No, I just... I can't handle it. - This is chicken scratch. You're a caveman. 210 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,633 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out. 211 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,312 Perfect 10! 212 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,396 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 213 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,392 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university. 214 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,232 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity. 215 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,635 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning. 216 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,718 We are declaring a new age at this university. 217 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,068 An age in which a student's worth 218 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,794 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level, 219 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,593 but rather, his GPA. 220 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:24,430 We formed this fraternity to change the way geeks are thought of in this country. 221 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,510 But as history has proven, 222 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,438 for a new civilization to emerge, 223 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,154 another must crumble. 224 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,474 We must destroy the Betas. 225 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,273 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open. 226 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,594 Will you do it for me? 227 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:00,118 Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh? 228 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,595 So what do we have to do to become Betas? 229 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,270 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me. 230 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,630 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley. 231 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,795 - Have you guys met Wesley? Uh-uh. 232 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,239 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room. 233 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,873 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me. 234 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,639 Don't be fooled by his appearance. 235 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,832 His nickname is the Blackout Menace. 236 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,870 He's a perfect student, 237 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,956 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, 238 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,152 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, 239 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,998 and never remembering a thing. 240 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,155 Uh... 241 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,953 Excuse me. Where is this plane going to? 242 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,748 Detroit. 243 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,433 Thank God. 244 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,030 All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from? 245 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,388 Bangkok. 246 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,834 - Whose kid is that? - Yours. You adopted him yesterday. 247 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,439 Congratulations. 248 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,075 Hey, buddy. 249 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,839 Are you serious? 250 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,669 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week. 251 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,873 Kid nearly caused an international incident. 252 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,388 Wesley! 253 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,874 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies. 254 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,669 - Hi. Hey. 255 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,119 - Erik, right? - Yeah. 256 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,198 Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year? 257 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,437 I was in a Mexican jail. I had to tunnel my way out. 258 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,473 But I made it back in time for finals which is what we're all about here at Beta, 259 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,953 education. 260 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,715 Right. 261 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,398 - You wanna dance? - Yeah. 262 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,119 Let's get sexy. 263 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,878 Hey, you ready? 264 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,390 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you. 265 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,876 Get some, baby! Get some! 266 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,116 Call me irresponsible 267 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,391 Call me unreliable 268 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,356 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 269 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,790 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man. 270 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,356 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week. 271 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,358 Oh, really? Really? That's fine. 272 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,550 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies 273 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,229 about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite! 274 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,349 All right, all right, all right. 275 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,159 One drink. 276 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,798 Yeah, just one. 277 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,509 Hey. 278 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,029 What the hell's with you, man? 279 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,357 Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face? 280 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,596 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool. 281 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,518 Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up! 282 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,516 You guys, it's just... 283 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,790 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life. 284 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,117 You know, I did stuff I neverwould have dreamed I would've ever done, 285 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,639 and I kind of figured it would change me. 286 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,513 Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right? 287 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,790 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick 288 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,911 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend. 289 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,031 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school, 290 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,037 - but this isn't high school. - No. 291 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,354 I guess you guys are right. 292 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,233 Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay? 293 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,636 You get to hit the reset button on life. You get to be anybody you wanna be. 294 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,548 - Never thought of it like that before. - Yeah. Here, slug that. 295 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,758 - That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. - Hey. 296 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,633 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest, 297 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,876 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family, 298 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,877 I totally trust his taste. 299 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,438 - You want to dance, gorgeous? - I'd love to. 300 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,793 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah. 301 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,799 Wow, you can really put that away. 302 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,150 You kidding me? This stuff is like waterto me. 303 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,157 Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second! 304 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,430 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch. 305 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,949 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute. 306 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,680 I don't think so, Stifler! 307 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,031 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits. 308 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,913 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on forthe rest of the night. 309 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,112 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute. 310 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,834 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations, 311 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,076 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought, 312 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,272 you should be running out, just about now. 313 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,960 - Bullshit. - The fucking kegs are dry! 314 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,516 We're out of fucking booze! 315 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,708 I know! 316 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,035 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run. 317 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,559 They could do that, 318 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,878 oryou can all come to the Geek House where we have enough liquor to last a week, 319 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,639 along with all the champagne you can drink. 320 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,109 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone. 321 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,390 That is, if you even want to wear one. 322 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,555 Yeah! 323 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,151 Are you fucking kidding me? 324 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,952 Oh, it's your choice, people. 325 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,799 - Stay here and get puked on... - Okay, I'm out of here. 326 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,115 Or come party, VIP style. 327 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,595 All right! Let's go! Let's go! 328 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,959 Fucking Edgar. 329 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,396 Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh? 330 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,078 Oh, yeah. 331 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,078 Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here barfed all overthe chicks, either. 332 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,553 Yeah. 333 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,592 - Sorry about that. - You look disgusting. 334 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,309 - Erik, for crying out loud, man! - I'll clean it up. 335 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,559 Not again. 336 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,359 Morning, sexy. 337 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,477 Some party, huh? 338 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,830 Hey, baby. How you doing? 339 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,399 No. No, no, no. 340 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,311 How you feeling there, cuz? 341 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,990 A lot better. Thanks. 342 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,588 No need for thanks, we're family. 343 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,392 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement, 344 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,795 take care of some official Beta business. 345 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,195 - Have some of Peaches' eggs. - Okay. 346 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,117 All right. Thanks, Peaches. 347 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,670 Oh, buddy. 348 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,478 - I need this place. That a boy! 349 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,110 Yeah. - Off the hook! Work it! 350 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,958 So, guys, the hard-on champ is in? 351 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,035 - Yeah! All right. 352 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,513 Aye, aye. 353 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,116 Yeah, I love this guy. 354 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,958 Beta? I love Beta! 355 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,917 You like Beta, baby? Best rack in the house, though. 356 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,758 I fucking love Beta, baby! 357 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,031 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down. 358 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,434 I told you I didn't want to drink. 359 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,074 Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals! 360 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,792 All in favour of Bobby Coolidge? 361 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,035 - Everyone. - Aye, aye. 362 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,354 - Aye, aye. - Aye, aye. 363 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,511 All right, all right. 364 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,277 Oh, man! Jesus! 365 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,434 Holy crap! Wow! 366 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,949 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room. 367 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,310 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy. 368 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,919 Yeah! 369 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,512 Oh, no! 370 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,349 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy. 371 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,951 No offence, brother, okay? But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man. 372 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,072 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid, 373 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,873 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man. 374 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,558 All right, all right, all right. 375 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,353 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl 376 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,233 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room would lop off your left nut to bang. 377 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,873 - Am I right? Two nuts. 378 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,433 All right, does that mean he's not Beta material? 379 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,039 - Yes! Yeah! 380 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,392 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer. 381 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,272 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester. 382 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,760 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid. 383 00:21:51,795 --> 00:21:53,591 So you can all fuck off. 384 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,071 - Aye. - Aye, aye! 385 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,270 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches. 386 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,551 - Hey, you. - Hi. 387 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,592 - We have to stop meeting like this. - Yeah. 388 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,670 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just had a really rough night. 389 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,108 You know, I think Denise has a crush on yourfriend, Cooze. 390 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,878 She thinks he's sweet. 391 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,719 - Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? - Yeah. 392 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,639 - Wait, actually... - Erik, I... 393 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,832 - I was thinking... - Look, I'm just thinking... 394 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,872 - Do you wanna go out with me once? - Yeah. 395 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,197 - Really? - Yeah. That would be really nice. 396 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,517 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way. 397 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,878 What's going on? 398 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,634 This sucks. 399 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,878 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker. 400 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,873 - Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm. This sucks. 401 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,710 - Wait a second. Where are we? - I don't see any sandwiches here. 402 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,638 Hey, guys. You wanna see something? 403 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,637 Yes. - That is... 404 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,039 Gentlemen, 405 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,712 today is the first day of the rest of your lives. 406 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,755 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House. 407 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,393 Beta, baby! 408 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:03,520 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing a little bit differently than we do. 409 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,758 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing 410 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,279 designed to break you down. 411 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,072 But here at Beta, 412 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:16,354 I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, have devised an elaborate scientific plan 413 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,392 to build teamwork and brotherhood. 414 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,919 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board. 415 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,476 On this pledge board are 50 tasks 416 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,558 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end 417 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,318 if you want to become Betas. 418 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,431 To start things off, 419 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,269 I say we begin with my personal favourite, number 37. 420 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,955 Okay, so here's the low-down. 421 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:56,837 One of you has got to get your ass signed by a stripperwith photo proof. All right? 422 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,079 All right, we're gonna go get a drink. 423 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,110 - Wesley... - Yeah. 424 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,231 Don't bother us. 425 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,915 Okay, who's gonna try and do this? 426 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:12,199 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do. 427 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,190 Hey, baby, how's about signing my ass while I'm up here? 428 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,471 She got Cooze! We gotta help him! 429 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,231 Down goes fatty! 430 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,997 Stripper brawl! 431 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,436 Stifler, we need some help! 432 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,479 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame. 433 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,550 That's gonna leave a big bruise. 434 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,190 Those girls are wild tonight. 435 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,039 I used to fuck girls like you in prison. 436 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,596 - Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. - Who doesn't? 437 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,794 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 438 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,789 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 439 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,399 What? I didn't do anything. 440 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,432 You charged that stripper with a pen like you were going to shove it in her ass. 441 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,312 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles, 442 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,589 then you would have done something... 443 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,869 Shut up. Shut up! 444 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,638 ...some syrup. That idiot? - I bet she would have liked that. 445 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,553 - Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? - Yeah, sweetie. 446 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,790 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now, 447 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,230 and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a... 448 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,874 A professional dancer like yourself. 449 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,549 So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honour? 450 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,150 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place. 451 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,316 - Bend over. - Thanks. 452 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,998 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way. 453 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,395 Let me get one for the year book. 454 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,875 Nice smile. 455 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,072 - You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? - He's my cousin. 456 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,873 - Hey, Stifler. - Candy. How are you, sweetheart? 457 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,479 Good to see you. 458 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,034 I can see where he gets his charm from. 459 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,232 - You come see me soon, okay? - You know I will. 460 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,033 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37. 461 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,116 - In the bag! Done! Yeah. 462 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,477 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed. 463 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,673 I think that stripper's implant broke my face. 464 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,669 Everyone, let's go. 465 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,351 Sweet Caesar's ghost! 466 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,394 Fifteen, check. 467 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,476 Sixteen, check. 468 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,873 Hmm. 469 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,274 - Who's that guy? - He's my Swahili instructor. 470 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,277 I have my proficiency exam next week. 471 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,799 - Nice! - Yeah. 472 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,353 Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here? 473 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,914 It's from the Greek Olympiad. 474 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,350 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behaviour. 475 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,358 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life. 476 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,471 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost. 477 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,431 - Cool. Yeah. - Yeah. 478 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,995 Oh, and remember, Erik... 479 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,115 Yeah. 480 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,150 Swahili. 481 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,314 This place is swell, isn't it? Yeah. 482 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,714 Look at how juicy. 483 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,392 Sucking the crab? Wow. 484 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,114 - This place is fun. - Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome. 485 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,196 I thought you'd like it here, you know. 486 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,198 I like this mallet. 487 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,149 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. - It's all right. 488 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,553 It doesn't really taste that bad. 489 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,518 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me. 490 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,358 I did her again last night! 491 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,313 Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man! 492 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,839 I think I know that girl. 493 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,951 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys. 494 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,355 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion. 495 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,311 Really? Why's that? 496 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,192 It's just the typical story. 497 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,039 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat, 498 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,798 starts sleeping with every girl he can. 499 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,992 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break. 500 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,830 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now. 501 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,112 Right, older and wiser. And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat. 502 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,595 I know, and I'm watching you. 503 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,275 - Dine and ditch. - Yeah. 504 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,674 That's, like, one of my favourite plays of... 505 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,949 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? 506 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,439 Little help here! 507 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,311 You are just the sweetest. 508 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,115 You just bring it out in me, babe. 509 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,796 - Perfect. - Yeah? 510 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,195 - Careful, my feet are real sensitive. - Really? 511 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,754 Oh, my. 512 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,555 I love foot massages. 513 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,395 Oh, my! 514 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,473 I can't! 515 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,279 - I'm sorry. - No, that's cool. 516 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,996 It's totally fine, really. 517 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,236 Here, let me just take care of you. 518 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,714 Okay. 519 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,234 Ooh! 520 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,756 - You like that? - God, yeah. 521 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,430 You do that almost as good as I do. 522 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,472 How're you feeling? 523 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,598 Hey. Good, thanks. 524 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,869 - Here, let me see. - Oh, no. 525 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,638 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. 526 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,069 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. 527 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,997 No, it's just a little red. 528 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,039 Here, let me. 529 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,028 Are you sure? Yeah. 530 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,390 It's not... 531 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,634 - Does it hurt? - No, it's just really cold. 532 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,069 Does that feel better? - Yeah. 533 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,118 Mmm-hmm. 534 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,275 Wow! 535 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,198 - Oh, man! - I didn't even touch it. 536 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,189 No, it's no big deal. 537 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,231 I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? 538 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,920 - I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. - It's cool. 539 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,671 Wow, that cream feels good. 540 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,312 Ash, you might wanna... 541 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,589 Just relax. 542 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,354 It's still hot. 543 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,115 Oh, my God! Mr Biggles! 544 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,709 - This is really, really embarrassing. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 545 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,957 I just haven't seen anything like that. 546 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,799 Well, I was a virgin until last year, 547 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,198 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago. 548 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,268 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that you haven't... 549 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,992 In four months? 550 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:24,399 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation 551 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,438 very taboo in my household. 552 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,311 Well, you have more self-control than most people. 553 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,591 I'm really sorry about Mr Biggles. 554 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,635 Yeah. 555 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,311 - Just a little... Right. - No, it's... 556 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,235 Oh, baby, I love you. Whoa, baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too? 557 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,239 - Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? - He's in a meeting. 558 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,511 - What meeting would he be at? - I don't know. Something important. 559 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,155 And it was after my parents... 560 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,432 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew 561 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,476 because they caught me with them. 562 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,991 And that's when I knew that I had a problem. 563 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:18,191 But I have been sex-free for two years now 564 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,118 and, you know, never felt better. 565 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,631 You are so brave. 566 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,993 Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster! 567 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,590 - I'm going as fast as I can. - Faster, bad boy! 568 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,511 Faster, I said! 569 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,352 - I think I'm gonna... - It's gonna break! 570 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,033 Yes! Yes! 571 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,589 God, yes. 572 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,118 Oh, boy. 573 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,273 You call yourself a man? 574 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,551 Get back here and fuck me! 575 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,115 Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay? 576 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:21,836 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back. 577 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,875 You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies! 578 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,432 Oh, your friend. He wants to come play! 579 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,596 I'm going to see you again! 580 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,952 - I'm a grizzly bear! - You're bad. 581 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,356 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms. 582 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,391 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back. 583 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,318 Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right? 584 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,275 Hands and feet inside the tram. Next stop, penetration station, baby. 585 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,392 Hey, get back here! 586 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,152 Stifler, I forgot to tell you... 587 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,599 Whoa. 588 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,553 - Get your ass over here, punk. - Okay. 589 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,951 Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really? 590 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,595 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months. 591 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,869 What do you think I should do? 592 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,718 - Man, you gotta beat the bishop. - Yeah. 593 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,310 - You need to punch that clown. A lot. - What are you talking about? 594 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,990 - You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. Alot. 595 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,192 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base. 596 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,355 Yeah. 597 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,671 Just gotta clean the pipes. 598 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,196 - Who is it? - Hey, it's Ashley. 599 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,311 We were gonna hang out, remember?. 600 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,714 Yeah! Yeah, I remember. 601 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,150 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there. 602 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,874 - Are you okay in there? - Yeah. 603 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,470 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Just give me one second, okay? 604 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,639 Erik, are you naked? 605 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,320 Just putting on my t-shirt right now. 606 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,319 There it is. 607 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:42,670 Whew! 608 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,629 - Hi. - Hi. 609 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,832 - Can I come in? - No. No, the place is actually a mess. 610 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,916 - Bobby's disgusting. - Oh, yeah? 611 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,873 - But I know a cool place we can go. - Come on. 612 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,995 All right. Right hand, yellow. 613 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,790 Ooh. 614 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,512 I love this game. 615 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,669 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers. 616 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,711 Oh, really? 617 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,030 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 618 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,879 Ow. 619 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,399 - Hi. - Hi. 620 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,238 I'm sorry. 621 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,319 - What? Are you a virgin or something or... - No. 622 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,836 It's just when I... When I get too excited... 623 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,151 Oh, it's embarrassing. 624 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,389 Here. 625 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,317 - Let me just take care of you again. - Okay. 626 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,992 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers. 627 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,315 Mmm. 628 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,397 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal. 629 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,312 It's not gonna go off again, is it? 630 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,796 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot. 631 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,273 Alot? Okay. 632 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,315 Come on. 633 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,273 Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control? 634 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,032 I'm really sorry. It's not working. 635 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,237 My stupid friends, they said that if I would... 636 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,874 Erik, it's okay. It happens. 637 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,989 Wine? 638 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,799 All right, boys. We got a live one here. 639 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,354 Two clicks north, three clicks east. 640 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,591 All right, three clicks east. 641 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,835 Let's blast our big giant ones. 642 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,552 Fire in the hole! 643 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,355 Direct hit! 644 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,431 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 645 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,315 I love the smell of boobies in the morning. 646 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,590 Hey, so how's it going with Denise? 647 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:52,471 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs. 648 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,595 Hand jobs? 649 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,234 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life. 650 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,555 - Oh, really? - Shut up! 651 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,079 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants, 652 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,236 she keeps... Pulls my hands away. 653 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,839 She says she's embarrassed. 654 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,836 Uh-oh. 655 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,919 - Maybe she has an abnormally large bush. - Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection. 656 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,469 - Come on. - Maybe she's got a dick. 657 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,590 Huh? 658 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,756 What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry? 659 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,189 - That's based on true stories, boys. - No. 660 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,355 - Yeah. - No, there's no way. 661 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,038 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 662 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,674 Transvestite? Alittle Shanghai Surprise! 663 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,789 Well, come on. You said yourself, 664 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,593 she gives you the best hand jobs you've ever had in your whole life. Right? 665 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,675 Yeah, so? 666 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,916 So, how do you think she got so good at it? 667 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,634 Probably from working her own gear. 668 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,712 So you guys think that I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time? 669 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,308 Maybe. There's only one way to find out. 670 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,749 You gotta get into those pants. 671 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,637 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now. 672 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,435 - What the... Sorry! 673 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,358 Yeah! Yeah! 674 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,551 I want you to go down on me, Cooze. 675 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,035 Are you sure? Because I can wait. 676 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,276 No, I want you down there now. 677 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,477 That's it, Cooze. 678 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,792 That's it, Cooze. 679 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,589 Suck my cock! 680 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,914 She's got a dick! 681 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,433 Are you okay? 682 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,075 Oh, my God. I just had the worse nightmare. 683 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,432 What was it about? Who's got a dick? 684 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,035 I do. 685 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,908 Oh, my God. 686 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,873 I can't take this anymore. 687 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,275 Hello? 688 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,512 I thought you were gonna call me. 689 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,393 Oh, hey. 690 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,317 Yeah. I fell asleep. 691 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:26,875 I'm sorry. 692 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,638 Were you dreaming about me? 693 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,714 Maybe. 694 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,276 Hey, can you hold on for one sec? 695 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,439 Because this 696 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,799 isn't a dream. 697 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,798 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's. 698 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,993 That's not mine. 699 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,155 Guys. What the hell are you doing? 700 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,271 Number 33, baby. 701 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,278 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now. 702 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,470 - Half-naked girl here. - Sorry, Ashley. 703 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,556 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening. 704 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,911 - We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. - It's our only chance, man. 705 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,149 Really? 706 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,558 Ashley, it is Number 33. 707 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,438 Maybe, we could just finish later or something? 708 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,475 It's cool. 709 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,069 I'm coming with you. 710 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,791 - We rocked that place. - Yeah! 711 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,796 Awesome! 712 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,715 Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up. 713 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,514 Number 26, receive a golden shower. 714 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,949 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer. 715 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,513 - Check. Oh, man. 716 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,551 Get a panda in the grotto. 717 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,114 - Thirty, get a blumpkin. Oh, you didn't. 718 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,879 After corned beef. It was disgusting. 719 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,956 - All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah! 720 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,674 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada, 721 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,394 I now pronounce you life partners. 722 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,917 Would you like to seal it with a kiss? 723 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:27,950 - No. - Yes. 724 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,116 Number 41. Make it official. 725 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,035 Because I'm a gentleman. 726 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,913 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration. 727 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,871 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. 728 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,195 - What do you think? - Yes. Definitely. 729 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,912 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs. 730 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,870 Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? 731 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,479 I'm afraid not. 732 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,909 You see, the new ownership of this establishment 733 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,598 doesn't condone underage drinking. 734 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:09,996 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. 735 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,279 Can I touch your gun? All right, okay. We're going. 736 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,233 Bye-bye. - You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. 737 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,148 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. 738 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,113 Take him away. 739 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,069 You know, you are way too classy, 740 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,034 and have way too nice of a body to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. 741 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,756 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. 742 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,199 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. 743 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,395 Stifler. 744 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,078 What? - Your lawyer's here. 745 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,359 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. 746 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,638 You have a lawyer?. 747 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,111 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. 748 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,073 Well, you know me. I'm always down forthe cause. 749 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,955 - Betas for life, baby. - Betas for life. 750 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,593 Mr Levenstein? 751 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,233 Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? 752 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,157 They're good. They're really good, actually. 753 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,714 - Well, that's good. Hey, guys, this is Noah. 754 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,274 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counselling consigliere. 755 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,597 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. 756 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:12,439 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. 757 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,676 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. 758 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,951 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges 759 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,868 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again. 760 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,678 This is ridiculous. 761 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,232 Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch? 762 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,157 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 763 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,077 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure. 764 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,510 - But you're just gonna have to give it up. - No, we can't. 765 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,033 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life. 766 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,116 You want to step inside, Noah? 767 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,878 - Oh, it's open? Yeah. 768 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,672 Oh, thanks Marty. 769 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,831 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute. 770 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,479 Look, fellas, 771 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,470 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life. 772 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,750 Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House? 773 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,389 No. 774 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,109 - No. It wasn't. - So... 775 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,390 So I think something has to be done here. Within the confines of the law, of course. 776 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,112 Of course. Of course. 777 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,839 So what would you do? 778 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,198 What would I do? 779 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:26,396 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body. 780 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,718 But that's just me. 781 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,994 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik. 782 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,838 I will. Thank you. 783 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,834 Come on. 784 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,115 Freeze, human. 785 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,875 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock. 786 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,592 What the hell is going on in there? 787 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,996 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum. 788 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,714 - All right, this way. - I'm a husky ninja. 789 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,795 Okay. 790 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,955 Guys, I really gotta take a dump. 791 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,798 Oh, come on. Not now. 792 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,036 That fast food I ate put me over. 793 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,958 Oh! I can't wait. 794 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,399 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting. 795 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,876 Okay. All right. 796 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,909 Okay. 797 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,830 All right. 798 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,873 Come on. 799 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,795 Ooh! 800 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,151 - Bobby, what are you doing, man? - Upper-decker, baby! 801 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,838 Upper-decker, baby. 802 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,358 Oh, my God. 803 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,393 Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go! 804 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,279 What's happening? 805 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,198 Well, pledges, 806 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,990 you completed every task on the task board in record time. 807 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:09,755 I, along with every other Beta in this room, are proud to call you our brothers. 808 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,389 Congratulations, you're all Betas! 809 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,349 Oh, yeah. 810 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,673 Hey, cuz. 811 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,390 Yeah. Here you go, cuz. 812 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,390 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy. 813 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,670 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over, 814 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,552 we can spend a lot more time together, too. 815 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,110 What? Are you kidding me? 816 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,710 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects out of my house, now. 817 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,712 You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler! 818 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,553 We're gonna settle this once and for all! 819 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,999 Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 820 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,595 Oh! What the fuck? 821 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,514 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House, 822 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,358 to the Greek Olympiad. 823 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,674 The Greek Olympiad? 824 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,870 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed, 825 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,231 I hate to tell you, the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So... 826 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:31,476 What's the matter?. Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler?. 827 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,074 Afraid? 828 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,755 - Let's do this. - Oh, but there is one catch. 829 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,836 We are playing for charters. 830 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,439 If we win, you give up your charter and you move out of the Beta House. 831 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,758 And if you win, 832 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,949 we move out and you take our house. 833 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,312 This place against your mansion? 834 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,512 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down. 835 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,434 You're on. 836 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,199 Are you out of your mind? 837 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,596 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life. 838 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,472 You'll all get thrown off campus. 839 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:13,469 - That's a chance we're gonna have to take. - Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy. 840 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:18,276 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, 841 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,436 but there is a degree of perversion in these games 842 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,757 which I don't think would serve you kids well. 843 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,757 Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain 844 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,393 to ever win the Greek Olympiad? 845 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,511 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. 846 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,279 His name was Noah Levenstein. 847 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,399 Uh-huh. 848 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,715 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. 849 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,638 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. 850 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,034 I was just a dumb kid. 851 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,991 Mr Levenstein, we need you. 852 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,590 Tradition states that the last team captain to win 853 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,358 comes back to officiate. 854 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,118 I know it's tradition. 855 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,232 I... I suppose I could do it. 856 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,476 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. 857 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,068 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. 858 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,794 - Stifler! This just came for you, man. What is it? 859 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,198 This is interesting. 860 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,195 Hello! 861 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,628 I'm here. What's this big bombshell? 862 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,998 Are you sure you weren't followed? 863 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,680 You? What the hell are you doing here? 864 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,470 - Well, well, Stifler. - Rock. 865 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,919 Looks like we meet again. 866 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,511 - All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here. - Just relax, ass clown. 867 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,438 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 868 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,313 What we had was a rivalry, 869 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,193 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus. 870 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,238 Wait, how do you even know the guy? 871 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,832 He tried to pledge our house three years ago. 872 00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,236 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat. 873 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,191 They used to have this tradition where we put a sheep in the basement... 874 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,196 Be gentle. 875 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,673 They'd tell us we had to bang the sheep 876 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,190 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used. 877 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,992 Now, one of two things happened. 878 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,032 Either they would come out crying, 879 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,954 orthey would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep. 880 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,670 And then there was Edgar. 881 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,754 Good luck. 882 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,877 We gotta check it out. 883 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,990 For the love of God, man! 884 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,510 That sick bastard fucked the sheep. 885 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,198 That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me? 886 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,715 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler. 887 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,194 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad! 888 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,992 Competing today in this ancient tradition 889 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,917 are the Beta House... 890 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,678 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 891 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,518 And the Geek House. 892 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,877 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad, 893 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,675 we hearken back to ancient traditions. 894 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:52,429 We conjure up images of mighty warriors 895 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,395 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up, 896 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,238 writhing around with each other. 897 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:04,309 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else. 898 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,556 But enough history. On with the games. 899 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,191 The first event is called The Release of Venus. 900 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:25,271 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins. 901 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,279 You know, Ed, 902 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,156 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra is not gonna pay off. 903 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,795 Please, Dwight. I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models. 904 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,831 It was before I met you. 905 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,915 Gentlemen, are we ready? 906 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,679 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall. 907 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,072 Start unsnapping. 908 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,473 You know, I still hold the record in this event. 909 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,669 Hands of a surgeon. 910 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,711 - Oh, what's up with Edgar? - Chick's got double Ds. 911 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,673 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with. 912 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,915 Done. 913 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,995 Done! 914 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,275 I knew it! 915 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,799 Betas win. 916 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,793 Yeah! Yeah! 917 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,553 Hey, nice try, Edgar. 918 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,477 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone. 919 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,559 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won. 920 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,555 The next event is The Battle of Ares. 921 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,354 Two men fighting to the death, 922 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,631 or until one knocks the other into the water. 923 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,432 Yeah! Ride that! 924 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,191 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing. 925 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,754 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now. 926 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,518 Not quite yet. 927 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,479 You haven't met our new initiate, have you? 928 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,478 His name is Dave Maul, 929 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,909 and he is the number-one rated light saberfighter 930 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,951 on the science fiction convention tour. 931 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,593 Oh, he's a virgin. 932 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,153 Are you ready, boys? 933 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,268 Joust! 934 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,274 Oh, shit! 935 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,197 Take him! Take him! 936 01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,993 Finish him. 937 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,035 Go! Come on! 938 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,796 - Geeks win! - I need a beer. 939 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,511 The next event is called Demeter's Feast. 940 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,871 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred. 941 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,709 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture. 942 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,272 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up, 943 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,358 and the first one who catches it, wins. 944 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,318 Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging? 945 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,238 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs, 946 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,428 I can tell what the pig is thinking. 947 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,953 Silly, little, fat man. 948 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,799 Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu? He afraid to compete? 949 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,956 You haven't heard of parkour, have you? 950 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,990 What the... 951 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,513 Go! Go! Go! Go! 952 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:28,910 Damn. 953 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,835 Come here, pork chop. 954 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,749 Geeks! 955 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,639 Geeks win! 956 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:23,994 Shut up. 957 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:29,194 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart. 958 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,638 One of these chambers contains a capsule 959 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,309 with aged horse semen. 960 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,273 Gentlemen, let us begin. 961 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,239 Disgusting. Oh, come on. 962 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,918 Come on, come on! Come on, Dwight! 963 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,034 You're busted. Come on. 964 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,037 - It's gonna be... We're not in it. Come on! 965 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,035 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar. 966 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,878 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this. 967 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,076 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys. 968 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:23,398 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything. 969 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,275 Come on, man. 970 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,118 Come on, Stifler! 971 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,318 Yeah! Yes! 972 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,833 - We can do this! Yes, yes! Come on! 973 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,348 That's how we do. 974 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,708 Oh, boy! 975 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,270 - Come on! Come on! Edgar! 976 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,198 Come on, baby. Eat it! 977 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,674 Yeah! 978 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,314 - Put two canisters in there! - Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two? 979 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,192 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it. 980 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,029 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters. 981 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,752 Fine! Put in two! 982 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,919 Put in two. 983 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,549 Go! 984 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,835 Go! 985 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,031 Be a man, huh? - Ready. Go! 986 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,556 Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey! 987 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,277 All right, all right! All right! 988 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,994 - All right! - Everyone quiet! 989 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,190 We're good? Back to the match. 990 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,469 You're good baby. There's nothing in there. 991 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,669 Oh, no. I can't watch this. 992 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,198 Yeah! Yeah! 993 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,788 - Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 994 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,151 - Yes! Yes! All right! Yes! Yes! 995 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,759 You're up. 996 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,989 Come on! 997 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,517 - Do it. - Let's go. 998 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,313 Do it! Do it! Do it! 999 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,829 - Do it! Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger. 1000 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:04,078 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Pull the trigger. 1001 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,915 Oh. 1002 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,838 Yes! We won! Sucker! 1003 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:15,913 Betas win. 1004 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,998 - Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. - How does that semen taste, there? 1005 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,349 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son. 1006 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,153 You've got to get right back up on that horse. 1007 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,235 So to speak. 1008 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,439 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries. 1009 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,391 The first couple to complete the course wins. 1010 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,710 - You owe me big time for this. - I know. 1011 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,511 - Okay. All right. Ready? 1012 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,838 How pathetic. Now! 1013 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:00,515 What? What... 1014 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,312 Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia? 1015 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,398 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight. 1016 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,873 Bandhu, up. 1017 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,994 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go. 1018 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,033 We're fucked. 1019 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,355 Come on, Erik! Go, go, go! 1020 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,072 We can beat those Betas. 1021 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,194 How'd you feel about that... 1022 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,868 Come on! Come on! 1023 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,995 Maybe I should have carried you. 1024 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,835 Man, that is one scary chick. 1025 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,275 That's a chick? 1026 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,430 Okay. 1027 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,553 And now, the Peloponnesian War. 1028 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,914 The first team to consume an entire keg wins. 1029 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,837 Throwing up does not disqualify. 1030 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,350 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminium, 1031 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,517 lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol. 1032 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,270 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks. 1033 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,356 Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right? 1034 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,233 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink, 1035 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,512 but we are more than men. 1036 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,392 We are more than men! 1037 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,954 We, sirs, are Geeks! 1038 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,196 Yes! - All right, boys. Battle! 1039 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,237 - Gentlemen, chug-a-lug! - I can out-drink you fucks! 1040 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,434 Drink! 1041 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,113 Edgar! 1042 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,598 I only have one thing to say to you. 1043 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,676 What's that, you philistine? 1044 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,234 Puking doesn't disqualify! 1045 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,118 - Geeks, attack! - Boot and rally, boys! 1046 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,592 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch. 1047 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,593 That's all you got, huh? That's all you got? 1048 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,956 Go back to the keg! 1049 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,957 We got a man down! 1050 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,913 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency. 1051 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,635 Attach the device! 1052 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,350 - What the hell is that? - What is that thing? 1053 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:45,913 Open valves. 1054 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,151 That's the Geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! 1055 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,355 Let's go! - Wesley, keg stand! 1056 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:05,079 Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker! 1057 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,710 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1058 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,193 Betas win! 1059 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,873 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death. 1060 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:32,599 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite. 1061 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,874 Quite simply, the first man 1062 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:42,275 who excretes his manly juices, 1063 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:46,279 in the ejaculatory sense, 1064 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,669 loses. 1065 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,230 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants. 1066 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,749 Let's do this. 1067 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,070 Pi is equal to 3. 1415... 1068 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,111 - No big deal at all. -5978... 1069 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,595 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. 1070 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,392 - That was nothing. I'm okay. - That was nothing for me, either. 1071 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,475 No big deal. 1072 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,312 Shake that thing. 1073 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,075 - I like your boobs. Look at this. 1074 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,794 Pretend you're sucking my man breast! 1075 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,791 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter. 1076 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,195 And my brain is way biggerthan yours. 1077 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,719 I've got experience on my side. 1078 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,355 I'll take that over yourVulcan mind tricks any day. 1079 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,835 We shall see. Bring her in! 1080 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,076 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas. 1081 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,953 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City. 1082 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,479 Enjoy, Dwight. 1083 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,675 Oh, no! 1084 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,399 Good luck. 1085 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,989 I'm in trouble here, boys. 1086 01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,680 This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in! 1087 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,030 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1088 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,479 What the fuck? 1089 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,355 Look at my tail, Edgar. 1090 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,311 Look how fluffy it is. 1091 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,512 Somebody make her stop. 1092 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,915 Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy? 1093 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,271 No! Make her stop! 1094 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,434 He's done. 1095 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,594 Betas win. 1096 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,869 Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1097 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:34,795 To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer! 1098 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:36,952 To Beta House! 1099 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:39,749 Beta, baby! 1100 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,395 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive. 1101 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,592 - Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. - Betas for life. 1102 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,151 Now this is a frat party. 1103 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,589 No. This is a Beta party. 1104 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:24,436 - Hey, I got a little surprise for you. - Yeah? 1105 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,837 A little present for you being so patient and understanding. 1106 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,475 Okay. 1107 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:35,396 - Are you ready for your present? - I'm not sure. 1108 01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:40,233 I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but... 1109 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,989 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me. 1110 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,678 DENISE: Here it comes. 1111 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,718 Oh, my God. If it's biggerthan mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out. 1112 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:50,956 I'm not wearing any panties. 1113 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,960 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you. 1114 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,958 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy. 1115 01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:59,911 - Okay. - Let's go. 1116 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,310 Come on. 1117 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,395 - Where are you taking me? - It's a surprise. You're gonna like it. 1118 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,639 I'm nervous. 1119 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,431 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine. 1120 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,278 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1121 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,709 Why don't I take care of you. 1122 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,559 Okay. 1123 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,909 Okay. 1124 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:55,429 Oh, my. 1125 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,830 I can't! I can't! 1126 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,473 Look, just let yourself go, baby. 1127 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,512 There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay? 1128 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,232 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1129 01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,155 Okay! 1130 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,598 Why are you bringing me in here? 1131 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:16,711 Well, this being our new house, 1132 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,355 I thought I'd come up with my own task forthe pledge board. 1133 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,909 Okay. What's that gonna be? 1134 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,555 Well, I think it's kind of better if I... 1135 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,193 If I show you. 1136 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:34,555 Hmm. 1137 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,671 Sex in a movie theatre. 1138 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,394 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler. 1139 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,308 I'm coming! I'm coming! 1140 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,998 I'm coming! 1141 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,069 Oh, my... 1142 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,075 Okay. I was a little surprised by that. 1143 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:09,474 I'm sorry. 1144 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,599 It's okay. 1145 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,351 - It was actually really sexy. - Really? 1146 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,789 Yeah. Can you do that every time? 1147 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,149 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 1148 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,554 Oh, my God. 1149 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,593 - Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? - Nope. 1150 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,392 Oh, wait a minute. 1151 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,631 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation. 1152 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,036 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats. 1153 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:11,276 Beta House fucking rules! 1154 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,074 Yes! 1155 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,399 Hey, big boy, 1156 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,958 ready to fill me up with some more protein? 1157 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,714 No, no, no. No! 1158 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:34,713 Yes, the Blackout Menace strikes again. 1159 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:35,155 Wear this foryour next dance, honey. 1160 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,395 Thanks.