In this world, there are humans,
elves, fairies, beastmen,
monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
As such, this wonderful world abound with diversity...
Come again, okay?
S-Sure.
C'mere, handsome!
H-Hey...
"The Arachne's Web" ...is, naturally, abound with a diverse selection of brothels.
"Fairy Nectar" ...is, naturally, abound with a diverse selection of brothels.
"Dairy Farm" ...is, naturally, abound with a diverse selection of brothels.
The girls who work at said brothels are called "succu-girls."
The law allows succubi to pursue this occupation by law purely on
the basis of their species.
There are plenty who don't look much like succubi at all,
but nearly everyone has succubus blood in them if their line is traced back far enough,
or so the convenient line of logic goes.
Well, let's set aside the niceties for now:
All creatures are bound by their instincts,
"The Elven Inn" and as such, the Succubus District is, once again, bustling with customers.
Thank you so much for coming today.
Come again soon, Stunkie!
Yeah, I'll be back.
"Stunk (Adventurer)" Man, elves really are the best! They're all young and hot!
Yo, Stunk.
Hey, Zel.
Dude, did you seriously just sleep with that elf just now?
"Zel (Elf)" Dude, did you seriously just sleep with that elf just now?
Hell yeah, it was awesome!
You've gotta be kidding!
She's over 500 years old!
So?
She's, like, an old hag! I can't believe you can sleep with that!
She looks young, and she's pretty damn cute to a human like me, so I've got no complaints.
Really? What about that is cute?
I seriously don't get you humans.
Oh, my!
Is that my little Zel-Zel?
Hey, Mitsue-san!
I haven't seen you in ages!
You really should come--
Ages? C'mon, we had some fun together just three months ago!
Oh, you know three months is ages to a human!
Well then, why don't we go have some fun later tonight?
Really? That sounds wonderful!
We can spend all night together.
I'll be waiting.
I can hardly stand the wait!
Man, nothing beats humans. None of 'em are over a hundred.
"Interspecies Reviewers"
"Ale 'n Eats"
Meidri, can I get a refill?
Yes, coming right up!
Look, your taste in women is just plain weird.
No way! Like I've said for a whole century, it's humans who have the weirdest taste!
Elves are cute no matter how old they are. What don't you like about 'em?
Their mana's old and rotten! How do you not know that?!
The hell?! How am I supposed to know about their mana?!
You just are!
Excuse me?!
Okay, if you're gonna be this damn stubborn, we'll settle it once and for all!
Brooz! Kanchal!
"Kanchal (Halfling)" "Brooz (Beastman)"
You guys go out to the Succubus District every night, right?
H-Hey, moron!
Don't shout it out!
Shut it! Who cares about that crap?!
Right now, I need you to write a review! With numbers!
A review?
--With numbers? --Yup!
You'll be reviewing a 500-year-old elf versus a 50-year-old human succu-girl.
C'mon, now!
This'll bring the truth to light:
that a 500-year-old elf is way better!
You're gonna read 'em and weep!
I dunno about that.
--Here. --I'm all done.
Okay, let's have a look.
With their exquisite beauty, elves truly are the finest women of all the species!
A 500-year-old elf woman might sound old, but she looks young and hot,
so who cares about her age?!
I'm givin' her a 9 out of 10 points!
A 50-year-old succu-girl's got lots of experience, so yeah,
she can get me to finish, but I ain't that thrilled about it.
No freakin' way! A 500-year-old elf is way older than my mom!
There's no way I could fuck that!
Have a little class!
Fifty-year-old human girls are supposedly "old,"
but the life force inside of them is so rich and hearty,
and they're real good at what they do! How can you not like that?
They might look cute, but a 500-year-old elf smells old and stale, kind of like mulch.
Smell is real important, you know!
If you look at them like they're a plump orc girl, they're pretty damn cute.
And they're way softer than an orc girl. Suffice it to say, I like 'em.
That's basically an old hag...
I like elves, but they can get to be 800 years old, so, y'know...
Sorry, but I'd pass on this one.
This one's an old hag, too.
I'd pass on her, too.
Still, she's better than the elf, so...
I see, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
Not surprised.
That's about right.
"500-year-old Elf: That's basically an old hag..." See, you're the only one who rated the elf higher.
Really?
Ooh, I've gotta go see Mitsue-san!
See ya!
I said it yesterday and I'll say it again,
your taste in women is damn weird.
C'mon now, the reviews didn't lie!
You're the weird one.
You get your taste in women from your old man?
My old man, eh?
Guess we share somethin' in common.
He was a real bastard, but he did like his harems.
That's not like your taste at all.
I'm telling you, you like the weirdest shit.
C'mon, the weird thing is--
Get 'em, Stunk!
On it!
Hey, you all right, kid?
You an angel? Never seen one of you before.
Damn, same here, and I've been around over 200 years.
They're pretty rare.
Right then, you take care.
Huh? P-Please, wait!
You seem to be adventurers, and quite skilled ones, at that!
Would it be all right if I traveled by your side for a while?
You see, because my angel halo broke, I can't use my powers.
More importantly, it means I can't go back to Heaven.
So while I wait for it to heal...
I know it's a selfish thing to ask, but...
You can go back to Heaven when your halo heals up, is that it?
Huh? Y-Yeah!
Okay! When it heals up, you take us to Heaven,
but until then, we'll help you as best we can!
R-Really? Thank you so much, truly, thank you!
But why do you want to go to Heaven?
We're just dying to know...
...if they've got brothels in Heaven.
What?
--You see, we're on a fantastic journey... --...to have sex with every type of girl out there!
Be it jungle!
The sea!
The desert!
The snowiest peaks!
The deepest dungeons!
High and low, near and far, we set forth for adventure!
And if there are cute girls to be found there...
...through Heaven and Hell, we'll come for them!
Uh... Huh?
Oh, man, I'm so excited!
Boy, the day I get to have sex with an angel, I'll know I'm truly in Paradise,
every meaning of it!
Going to Heaven...
More like coming to Heaven!
You never know, maybe God herself is workin' up there!
Oh my God! Dream big!
Long live our sexy utopia!
I... I feel like I've asked for help from some extremely dubious folks...
Oh, yeah.
You're a guy... right?
You've done it with a bunch of angel ladies then, huh?
I-I'm a boy! Of course I am!
L-Look, I've got a bulge, right?
Oh. Okay.
Right, let's get on our way to town, yeah?
I actually have both,
but if I told them that, they might try something funny with me...
Oh, hey, since you're here, we'll treat ya, kiddo.
Treat me? To dinner?
No, man, to a succu-girl! C'mon, let's go!
Wha...
What?!
No, no, no, no, hold on, please!
I've never been to that sort of establishment, let alone done it!
Ooh, so it's your first time?
All the more reason to treat ya.
Hey, guys!
Um, uh...
I was under the assumption that such lascivious behavior was, uh...
...frowned upon, so...
So, uh...
We're here.
"Meow Meow Paradise" It's been a hot minute since I've been to Meow Meow Paradise.
"Meow Meow Paradise" "Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes" I'm gonna ask for Mokko, so don't you dare steal her, okay?
"Meow Meow Paradise" "Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes" I won't. I like Karuru, y'know.
'Sup, ladies?
U-Uhh, actually, uh...
Welco-meow!
--I'll have Karuru, he'll take Mokko, --First of all, I'm an angel, so...
--and it's his first time, so find him someone nice, yeah? --...I don't think I should be somewhere like...
Sounds purr-fect. Let's see...
And honestly, I think you should do something like this w-with the one you love...
U-Uh, I...
I've never been with an angel before.
This your first time coming to a place like this?
Y-Yes.
I mean, uh, I don't know what to do...
I mean, I'm not...
Wanna take a shower?
Just let this kitten take care of you, okay?
Okay...
Thank mew very much!
Come again soon!
Yep, catgirls are awesome! They're so cute!
Boy, humans really love cat ears, huh?
Right then, where to next?
Somewhere with girls we've never tried before.
Yeah, let's take a look.
Oh, boy... I've really done it...
In every meaning of the word... I've done it all...
All in one go...
The party was joined by a pure, undefiled angel...
...whom was immediately defiled.
"Ale 'n Eats"
Later, Stunk introduced Crim to the Ale 'n Eats where they started working.
Thank you for waiting!
Thanks, Crim!
This is a bulletin board for adventurers.
Here, patrons can post rare and helpful information they've learned on their adventures.
This not only helps adventurers make a name for themselves,
but earn some cash, too, as valuable bulletins are sold to be posted in other establishments.
Stunk gave 'em a seven, Zel was a six, Samtahn said eight...
Everyone gave 'em high scores.
"Pop a tent-acle with a Dagon!" Slippery and slimy...
"The Pinnacle of Passion"...
"Wonder if it's a problem of physical compatibility..." Kanchal's review's off. A four?
"The squirming tentacles were way too heavy. I felt like I was being tied up and tortured."
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
This hurts!
You're gonna--you're gonna peel it off!
Hey, are you listening to me?!
Ow! This really hurts!
And you're being too rough!
Hey, could you please listen to--
"As someone who enjoys being delicately toyed with,
much like a master thief disabling traps,
I can say that this type of sex was not for me. Hard pass."
Incredibly good to know.
Wait, aren't you still a virgin?
I'm merely collecting information to aid me when the promised time comes.
Ooh, wonder if they'll go to an underwater shrine next?
Hey, Meidri, you got back issues of Stunk's reviews?
Let's hit up a place where the girls've got tons of mana.
Look, you know I don't know what--
Hey, Stunk and Zel.
This is for you.
--What's this about? --Your pay for the article you posted.
Everyone's taking a copy.
God, men are the worst.
I had no idea that little opinion piece would earn us gold.
And a whole pile of it, at that!
What're you gonna do with all that money?
What are we gonna do with it?
You know what we're gonna do with it.
We're gonna go review a new species!
It's our job, after all!
Yep, it's hard work!
Okay, let's figure out where we're headed to next!
I heard a mermaid joint opened up, how's that sound?
Dude, we just did a dagon. Can we go for something non-aquatic?
You categorize them by type? Woof.
Hey, Crim.
Yes, would you like to order something?
You get paid for your work here soon, right? Wanna come with?
Huh? Come where?
U-Uh, actually...
You have to take a load off sometime, you know.
More like bust out a load, am I right?
Ugh, no, thank you--that's so gross, ew.
Keep it to yourselves.
What's that, Meidri, dear?
You jealous?
If so, I can give you a private review tonight--
And so, Stunk, Zel, and Crim set forth on a quest to find a new species to review
"Ale 'n Eats" "Two Weeks Later" and two weeks passed.
I haven't seen Stunk and Zel around lately.
Just how far did they go to get it on?
It's been two weeks..
That is a bit long to be gone. I'm a little worried...
Wait, why am I worried about those perverts?!
Ugh, I'm such an idiot!
I'm just a little worried about Crim!
It's busy around here without him.
Ho there! Excuse the long absence, fine citizens!
You get that nut out?
Oh, you betcha!
Where the hell'd you go this time?
You'll have to see the review to--
Oh, Meidri, can ya put this up for us?
"One of, if not, the lewdest species!!" I swear...
They're just as disgusting as always. I can't believe I was worried about them.
"Birdmaids: Just like parakeets, the back of their neck is sensitive!
Their all-in-one cloaca feels fantastic!
One of, if not, the lewdest species!"
"Eldri, the Birdmaid!" Eldri, the Birdmaid!
"Stunk"
"Zel"
"Crim"
"Narugami"
Birdmaids are unfathomably sensitive.
Every move you make on them, they cheep and squeal.
It's like I've got my own pet birdie!
And that voice is so sweet and adorable-- and hot damn, is it sexy!
The room was my own private orchestra hall, hosting her lewd moans!
I'll tell you this, my Li'l Stunk gave her a standing ovation!
Have you ever had a pet parakeet?
You know how when they like you a lot, they'll land on your hand and try to hump it?
So here's what I'm getting at...
Birds are total horndogs!
Parakeet? More like gonna skeet! They're awesome!
Their pretty wings feel very different from mine. I liked that a lot...
But they're very submissive, and I'm not very dominant, so it was a little hard for me...
Taking a bath with them in the cold waters in the forest lake feels nice.
But...
I don't know who would actually ask to sand bathe with them...
So I'm a Lamia...
They said "no snakes,"
and turned me away.
I really wanted to wrap myself around them, too...
Talk about cold-blooded.
Wha... Wha...
Back of the neck, huh?
Real sensitive, eh?
They got a cloaca.
Yet another nugget of knowledge obtained.
Stunk! Zel! Crim!
H-Hey, it wasn't our idea to go after a birdmaid!
You little bastards...
The good part's right around the nape of your neck, huh?
W-Welp, Mitsue's waitin' on me, so I'm out!
S-Stunk, are you okay?
Owww! I just touched you for a second!
Dammit, where the hell did Meidri go?!
Hey, where are you-- Everyone, hold him back!
And so, the Interspecies Reviewers were founded.
"Mitsue's Room"
Listen up, girls, age means nothing to a woman.
A good woman never wilts, no matter how old she gets.
She is always in full bloom!
You're so wise!
"Fairies Have Limits on What They Can Take, Demons Aren't Very Popular, Minotaur Girls Are Big, Bountiful, and Boobylicious!"