别动！ Cortez 你没戏了 End of the line Cortez!
好吧 Alright
好戏上场 Here we go.
两位 你们瞧瞧 Well, well, well, boys.
看来我们现在处于"墨西哥僵局"的状况了 Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off.
是这样吗？ Guess again.
我们已经安排一名狙击手瞄准你了 We've got a sniper trained on your position.
这招是不错 Nice try.
不过我早就安排无人机盯着这个狙击手了 But I've had an unmanned drone on that sniper's ass this whole time.
你说的是已经被我们的黑客控制了的那架无人机吗？ You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took over?
你说的是他老婆已经被我绑架的那个黑客吗？ You mean the hacker whose wife I just kidnapped?
你说的黑客的老婆 是刚提出离婚申请的那个吗？ You mean the hacker's wife, who just filed for divorce?
好了 兄弟 听到没有 你已经没戏了 放弃吧 Try cowboy, hear that we've got you covered, so drop it.
看来我确实是被他将了一军 Looks like you got me.
但你忘了一件事 But you forgot one thing.
我总会记得带个帮手 I always bring backup.
你的帮手是这个臭小子吗？ You mean Chucky Cheese over here?
从他进警校第一天我就知道他是个叛徒了 Had him pegged for a rat the day he entered the academy.
狙击手二号 Second sniper.
喔 你一直都知道吗？ Oh,you knew all along?
是啊 Yeah.
我也知道你一直都知道 Well I knew all along, that you knew, all along.
小子 你是新来的吗？ Did you just get here, son?
我知道你一直知道我知道 I knew, you knew, I knew, all along.
我一直都知道 All along.
这些双面间谍的事儿搞得我都饿了 All this talk of double-crossing is making me hungry!
让我好想吃一块蓝莓派 For a slice, of blueberry pie.
特工蓝莓·詹森 前来报到 Special Agent Blueberries Johnson, reporting for duty
你是潜伏特工？ You were a sleeper agent?
没错 而我的首要机密任务 That's right. And my top secret mission...
就是要暗中调查你的受贿情况 To investigate you for corruption.
抱歉 长官 Sorry, sir.
等等！ 什么？！ What?!
你在调查我吗？ You're investigating me?
你以为你是谁啊 蓝莓 Who do you think you are, Blueberries?
你以为... And who do you think,
我是谁！ I am?
啥情况... What?
我不知道 I don't know.
那你怎么不问问 Why don't you ask
你自己呢 you
这不可能！ That's impossible!
看看你们这俩蠢货！ Oh, look at you two fools!
玩什么猫捉老鼠的游戏 Playing your cat and mouse games.
而真相其实从头至尾都摆在你们面前 When the truth has been in front of your faces, the entire time.
而我的真面目... And behind mine.
哇！ Whoa!
发生了什么？怎么回事？ What happened? What?
你刚刚一下变成了一把枪 You were a gun for a second!
什么？不不不不不 我不是枪！我不是 What?No, nonononononono,
什么？不不不不不 不是枪！我不是 I'm not a gun! I'm not- what are you talking about?
你在说些什么？ I'm not a gun! I'm not- what are you talking about?
不对 刚才那个绝对是把枪 Nope, definitely a gun for a second.
我不是枪 我是人！ I'm not a gun.
我不是枪 我是人！ I'm a human being!
去你们的：我要把所有人都干掉！ Srew you guys, I'm killing everyone!
噢噢 停 停 停下 好吗? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
噢噢 停 停 停下 好吗？ Stop, stop, stop, alright?Slow down.
慢一点 慢一点 各位 Slow down,guys.Alright? Listen.
听我说 Slow down,guys.Alright?Listen.
不如我们先花点时间弄清楚 Let's just take a moment to figure out
到底是谁在出卖自己 who's double-crossing themselves
谁又在扮成别人 好吗？ while dressed as each other, okay? Does that sound good?
听起来不错吧？ while dressed as each other,okay? Does that sound good?
好吧 Alright,okay.
行 Alright,okay.
结果就是你变成你的样子 穿着我的衣服 这个我明白了 Okay, so then you become yourself, dressed as me.I get that.
没错 Wow, okay.
然后这个混蛋就变成了一把枪 And this asshole turned into a gun.
噢 你给我闭嘴 No, you shut your mouth.
你才闭嘴 你这把烂枪！ You shut your mouth,you dirty gun!
你敢怼我！ How dare you!
各位 都闭嘴 好吗？ Guys, shut up okay?
大家都同意按照这个计划进行吗？行吗？ Can we just agree to go with the plan here?
大家都同意按照这个计划进行吗？行吗？ Yeah?
我没问题 I'm good with that
好 那就开始吧 Yeah, let's tango.
我赢了！我赢了！ I won!
我... I... no!
不！ I... no!
这不可能！ It can't be!
你怎么会是一把枪呢 You can't be a gun！
你还参加了我女儿的婚礼 You were at my daughter's wedding.
你这个混蛋！我曾如此信任你 You son of a bitch!
你这个混蛋！我曾如此信任你 I trusted you!
好吧 Fine.
但关于我 有些事你得知道 But there something you should know about me
我其实事一个蓝莓 I'm actually,a blueberry-
噢 好一个案发现场 Ooh, a hell of a crime scene.
你脑子灵光 这事你怎么看？ You're the genius, what's your take?
在我看来 这位年轻的亚洲男士走进了这条小巷 this young Asian gentleman over here walked into this alleyway
吃了几口蓝莓派 然后自杀了 Had some blueberry pie, and then killed himself
然后他把枪放在那边 Then he put the gun way over there
让现场看起来像是这把枪杀了蓝莓派 to make it look like the gun killed the pie.
又是巫师城里一个疯狂的夜晚 Just another wild night, in Wizard City.