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[MUSIC PLAYING] [音乐播放]
Hey, guys. 大家好。
Mmm, collecting snails? 嗯，收集蜗牛？
Yeah, Mr. Feeny said we can take 'em... 是的，菲尼先生说我们可以把它们...
off his flowers and use them for bait... 摘下他的花，用作诱饵……
for when we all go fishing Sunday. 因为当我们星期天都去钓鱼时。
Fish don't eat snails. 鱼不吃蜗牛。
Gee, I guess I was mistaken. 哎呀，我想我弄错了。
Well, whenever you guys are ready... 好吧，只要你们准备好了……
the bass master here is all set... 这里的贝斯大师都准备好了……
to pass on to the younger generation... 传递给年轻一代……
some of the finer points of spin casting. 旋转铸造的一些细节。
Manipulating young and impressionable minds. 操纵年轻易受影响的头脑。
I hope you're proud of yourself, Mr. Feeny. 我希望你为自己感到骄傲，菲尼先生。
Indeed I am, Mr. Matthews. 确实是我，马修斯先生。
Come on, guys. 拜托了伙计们。
Now, the main thing to remember is... 现在，要记住的主要事情是......
that basically it's a simple flick... 基本上这是一个简单的电影......
of the wrist. You open the bail... 手腕的。 你打开保释...
hold the line with your finger... 用手指按住那条线...
and then it's 2:00, 10:00. 然后是 2:00、10:00。
2:00, 10:00.
[CRASH] [碰撞]
Kind of a quarter after 3:00 thing... 有点像 3:00 之后的一刻......
you got going on there, Dad, huh? 你要去那里，爸爸，嗯？
May a, uh, fellow angler try his luck? 一位，呃，垂钓者可以试试他的运气吗？
Be my guest, George. 做我的客人，乔治。
Thank you. Ha ha! 谢谢你。 哈哈！
That fella out there. 外面那个家伙。
[CLINK] [碰杯]
It's like getting back on a bicycle. 这就像回到自行车上。
One never forgets. 一个人永远不会忘记。
Mr. Feeny, you fish? 费尼先生，你在钓鱼吗？
Oh, sure. I'm an old bass hog from way back. 行，可以。 我是一个老低音猪。
I'll never forget that September morn, 1956. 我永远不会忘记 1956 年 9 月的那个早晨。
I was after small-mouth bass on the Louisiana Delta. 我在路易斯安那三角洲寻找小嘴鲈鱼。
Sounds fascinating, George. 听起来很迷人，乔治。
Spanish moss hanging down... 垂下的西班牙苔藓...
and the cypress knees jutting up... 柏树的膝盖突出了……
through the brackish water of the bayou. 通过河口的微咸水。
Sounds fascinating, George. 听起来很迷人，乔治。
Dad, how come Eric's not coming with us this year? 爸爸，埃里克今年怎么不和我们一起来了？
Well, your brother's discovered girls. 好吧，你哥哥发现了女孩。
He can't sit still. When you're Eric's age... 他不能坐以待毙。 当你到埃里克的年龄...
and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. 你不能坐以待毙，我会带摩根。
It's the endless cycle of fishing. 这是钓鱼的无休止的循环。
And what about after Morgan? 摩根之后呢？
Well, then I'll just be some guy... 好吧，那我就当个男人吧……
in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories. 在有很多无聊故事的渔帽里。
Did you just scare yourself, Dad? 爸爸，你是不是吓到自己了？
Whoa, yes, I think I did. 哇，是的，我想我做到了。
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 【主题音乐播放】
Hi. I'm Morgan, and this is my brother Eric. 你好。 我是摩根，这是我弟弟埃里克。
He's very shy. 他非常害羞。
Ha ha ha. Good girl. 哈哈哈。 好姑娘。
Eric, what are you teaching her? 埃里克，你教她什么？
Nothing. 没有什么。
I get to help Eric meet girls. 我可以帮助埃里克认识女孩。
No, you don't. She doesn't. 不，你没有。 她没有。
You don't. 你没有。
My brother thinks you are so cute. 我弟弟觉得你很可爱。
So this is why you've been taking her to the mall. 所以这就是你带她去商场的原因。
- Well, I think it's great. - You do? - 嗯，我觉得这很棒。 - 你做？
- Mm-hmm. - Ha ha ha. - 嗯嗯。 - 哈哈哈。
I think it's a perfect way for you and your sister... 我认为这对你和你妹妹来说是一个完美的方式......
to spend quality time together. 共度美好时光。
Well, you know, some guys use a golden retriever. 嗯，你知道，有些人使用金毛猎犬。
I figure, why not use the weasel here? 我想，为什么不在这里使用黄鼠狼呢？
[CAR HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA"] [汽车喇叭喇叭“LA CUCARACHA”]
It's Grandma! 是奶奶！
Hey, it's Grandma! 嘿，是奶奶！
Yeah, it's Grandma. 是的，是奶奶。
OK, open up a lane. 好的，开一条车道。
I'm coming through. 我快过去了
I've been sitting on my keister for ten hours... 我已经坐在我的 keister 上十个小时了......
in that Winnebago. 在那个温尼巴哥。
I need some stretching room. 我需要一些伸展空间。
Hey! 嘿！
Grandma! Grandma! 奶奶！ 奶奶！
Hey! 嘿！
BoTH: Where's my present? 两个都： 我的礼物呢？
I thought this year maybe you'd buy me one. 我想今年也许你会给我买一个。
Nuh-uh. You're the grandma. 嗯嗯。 你是奶奶
I am? oh well, in that case... 我是？哦，那样的话……
Uh-oh, what have we here? 哦，哦，我们这里有什么？
A dolly. 一个小车。
Ha ha. Well, it's a shrunken head. 哈哈。 嗯，这是一个缩小的头。
Not a real one. 不是真的。
They don't sell real ones in Tijuana. 他们不在蒂华纳出售真正的。
Not for a buck. 不是为了一分钱。
That's a cool bullwhip, Grandma. 奶奶，那是一个很酷的牛鞭。
Oh, yeah, and it's yours. 哦，是的，它是你的。
I had the wagon master to go with it... 我让马车主人陪着它......
but he slipped out of the cuffs in Juarez. 但他从华雷斯的袖口里溜了出来。
I know, I know. I didn't call. 我知道我知道。 我没有打电话。
You never do, Bernice. 你永远不会，伯尼斯。
Well, it's not my style. 嗯，这不是我的风格。
Hey, I got something for you, too. 嘿，我也有东西给你。
Yeah. Dried cactus. It's from Albuquerque. 是的。 干仙人掌。 它来自阿尔伯克基。
An old Navajo tradition. 古老的纳瓦霍传统。
Keeps you regular as a diesel. 让你像柴油一样正常。
Thanks for preparing us for middle age, Mom. 谢谢你为我们准备中年，妈妈。
We'll think of you... several times a day. 我们会想你……一天好几次。
So, what brings you to our neck of the woods? 那么，是什么让你来到了我们的森林之巅？
Did your convoy swing through? 你的车队通过了吗？
Yeah, yeah. 是啊是啊。
We made a killing in bingo country... 我们在宾果游戏国家杀人...
so now we're heading out to Palm Springs... 所以现在我们要去棕榈泉了……
to buy ourselves some new butts. Ha ha ha! 给自己买一些新的屁股。 哈哈哈！
Grandma! 奶奶！
Kiddo! 小子！
Finally decided to show your face, huh? 终于决定露脸了，嗯？
What'd they do, let you out of detention early? 他们做了什么，让你早点出狱？
Yeah, well, I heard "La Cucaracha"... 是的，嗯，我听到了“La Cucaracha”...
from all the way down at the park. 从公园一路下来。
How long are you staying? 你住多久？
Oh, just the weekend. 哦，只是周末。
Speaking of which... hey, you two kids... 说起来……嘿，你们两个孩子……
cancel all your plans for Saturday... 取消你周六的所有计划......
'cause, Morgan, you and I are gonna go shopping. 因为，摩根，你和我要去购物。
We are gonna buy so many new clothes... 我们要买这么多新衣服...
you won't know what to do with them all. 你不会知道如何处理它们。
I'll wear them, then I'll throw them on the floor. 我会穿上它们，然后我会把它们扔在地板上。
Ha! Why not? 哈！ 为什么不？
And then I thought we'd take in the auto show. 然后我想我们会参加车展。
I hear they got some pretty hot babes... 我听说他们有一些非常性感的宝贝...
sitting on the hoods of those hotrods. 坐在那些 hotrods 的引擎盖上。
There's something I might enjoy. 我可能会喜欢一些东西。
And Sunday, kiddo, you and I... 星期天，孩子，你和我...
we are gonna go get this baseball card signed... 我们要去给这张棒球卡签名...
by the guy in the picture. 由图片中的那个人。
Cal Ripken? 卡尔·里普肯？
This is Cal Ripken's rookie card! 这是 Cal Ripken 的新秀卡！
How'd you get this? 你怎么得到这个的？
How'd I get it? 我怎么得到的？
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die... 我在里诺射杀了一个人只是为了看他死...
and then I pried that out of his cold, dead fingers. 然后我从他冰冷的、死掉的手指里把它撬了出来。
Or I bought it for seven bucks at a swap meet. 或者我在交换会上花七美元买了它。
You make the call. 你打电话。
And we're gonna get him to sign it? 我们要让他签字？
Well, would you like that? 那么，你愿意吗？
What are you, new? 你是什??么新人？
- Hey! - Hey! - 嘿！ - 嘿！
Oh, man, that was the best auto show ever. 哦，伙计，那是有史以来最好的车展。
They had Bernie Koppell and Jamie Farr... 他们有伯尼·科佩尔和杰米·法尔……
right up there on the same stage. 就在同一个舞台上。
Where else you gonna get that? 你还能从哪里得到它？
Hey, Cor, check it out. 嘿，科尔，检查一下。
I had the Lamborghini girl sign my arm. 我让兰博基尼女孩在我的手臂上签名。
Lamborghini girl? 兰博基尼姑娘？
Eric, how can you even compare... 埃里克，你怎么能比较......
the Lamborghini girl to Cal Ripken? 兰博基尼女孩对 Cal Ripken？
Has the Lamborghini girl played 1,900 straight games? 兰博基尼女孩连续打了1900场比赛吗？
No, but has Cal Ripken ever posed... 不，但是卡尔·里普肯曾经摆过姿势......
For the Victoria's Secret catalogue? 对于维多利亚的秘密目录？
Eric, I feel we're growing apart. 埃里克，我觉得我们越来越疏远了。
Told her maybe we could take a drive once I get my license. 告诉她也许我拿到驾照后就可以开车了。
She laughed, but it was a flirty laugh. 她笑了，但那是一种调情的笑。
Graziella Terziana. Graziella Terziana。
I think she's French. 我认为她是法国人。
Boy, I'm bushed. 男孩，我被困住了。
What, with chasing your sister in and out of dressing rooms... 什么，在更衣室里追逐你的妹妹......
and chasing your brother away... 把你弟弟赶走……
from those bikini models' dressing rooms... 从那些比基尼模特的更衣室...
these dogs are barking. 这些狗在吠叫。
You're not too tired for tomorrow, are you? 明天不会太累了吧？
Are you kidding? You and me? 你在开玩笑吗？ 你和我？
I wouldn't miss that for the world. 我不会错过这个世界。
Mr. Matthews, just the man I wanted to see. 马修斯先生，正是我想见的人。
- Mr. Feeny? - Let me ask you... - 费尼先生？ - 让我问问你...
if one were entertaining a young woman... 如果一个人在招待一个年轻女人......
a young girl your age... 你这个年纪的年轻女孩……
um, how would he go about it? 嗯，他会怎么做？
Mr. Feeny, you dating a teenage girl? 费尼先生，你在和一个十几岁的女孩约会？
Not since the Eisenhower administration. 自艾森豪威尔政府以来就没有。
No. My niece is visiting for a few days. 不，我侄女要来几天。
She's your age. She'll need to be entertained... 她是你的年龄。 她需要被娱乐...
And I thought that maybe you could help me out. 我想也许你可以帮助我。
Look, I'd love to meet your niece, Mr. Feeny, 听着，我很想见见你的侄女，菲尼先生
But, see, I got this really bad case of strep throat. 但是，看，我得了这种严重的链球菌性喉炎病例。
It's spreading down my lungs and into my pancreas... 它正在蔓延到我的肺部并进入我的胰腺......
so, as you can see, I'm... I'm completely strep. 所以，如你所见，我... 我完全链球菌。
Relax. I'm merely curious... 放松。 我只是好奇...
as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself. 至于当代少女如何自娱自乐。
Oh, oK. Well, it's my experience... 哦好的。 嗯，这是我的经验...
that if they can't find a senior with a car... 如果他们找不到有车的前辈...
they'll settle for some gullible sophomore... 他们会接受一些容易上当的二年级学生......
who's willing to empty his pockets... 谁愿意掏空口袋……
on a dinner he can't really afford... 在一顿他实在买不起的晚餐上……
a movie he doesn't want to see... 他不想看的电影
and a door slammed in his face. 一扇门在他面前砰地一声关上了。
Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile... 在那满杯胆汁中的某处……
I heard dinner and a movie. 我听到了晚餐和电影。
Yeah, see, dinner and a movie... 是的，看，晚餐和电影..??....
is the premier form of dating entertainment. 是约会娱乐的首要形式。
Dinner, movie. Movie, dinner. 晚餐，电影。 电影，晚餐。
Dinner, dinner, movie, movie. 晚餐，晚餐，电影，电影。
A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience. 人类经验的奇妙丰富的挂毯。
Don't mock what I am, Mr. Feeny. 不要嘲笑我是什么人，菲尼先生。
Mom, where's Grandma? 妈妈，奶奶呢？
We were supposed to leave ten minutes ago... 我们应该在十分钟前离开......
and her Winnebago's not even outside. 而她的 Winnebago 甚至不在外面。
You know what, Cor? 你知道吗，科尔？
I was gonna bake some blueberry muffins. 我要烤一些蓝莓松饼。
You want to help me? 你想帮我吗？
- Bake? - Mm-hmm. - 烤？ - 嗯嗯。
Yeah. Yeah, I do. 是的。 是的。
There's nothing I'd rather do more. 没有什么我宁愿做更多。
Oh, wait. I'm lying. 等一下。 我在说谎。
I'd rather go to Baltimore. 我宁愿去巴尔的摩。
Well, how about just until you leave? 嗯，等你离开怎么样？
Ohh... so how long do you think... 哦...所以你想多久...
I could go without taking a shower... 我可以不洗澡就去...
before my arm gets all gross disgusting? 在我的手臂变得非常恶心之前？
Is this what's gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in? 当我的荷尔蒙开始分泌时，这会发生在我身上吗？
Yeah, like I don't have anything else on my mind but girls. 是的，就像我脑子里除了女孩什么都没有。
Look, I got a lot of other things on my mind besides girls. 听着，除了女孩，我还有很多其他的事情在想。
A lot of other things. There's, like... 很多其他的东西。 有，比如...
Girl! Girl! Right there! Right there! 女孩！ 女孩！ 在那里！ 在那里！
Where? 在哪里？
It's Feeny's niece. She's unbelievable. 是菲妮的侄女。 她难以置信。
I... I gotta think. I gotta think. 一世... 我得想想 我得想想
I got to take her to a world she's never been to before. 我要带她去一个她从未去过的世界。
Dinner. Movie. Movie. Dinner. 晚餐。 电影。 电影。 晚餐。
This has to be perfectly orchestrated, or else... 这必须精心策划，否则......
Weasel! 黄鼠狼！
OK, weasel, do you remember what we've been practicing? 好吧，黄鼠狼，你还记得我们一直在练习什么吗？
This is my brother Eric. 这是我的兄弟埃里克。
He's very shy. 他非常害羞。
Ha ha. 哈哈。
Perfect. Look, in exactly one minute... 完美的。 看，一分钟后……
I want you to come outside... 我要你出来...
and do what we've been doing at the mall. 做我们一直在商场做的事情。
How will I know when it's a minute? 我怎么知道什么时候是一分钟？
OK? Minute, ding. Minute, ding. 好？ 分钟，叮。 分钟，叮。
Minute, ding. 分钟，叮。
Movie, dinner. Movie, dinner. 电影，晚餐。 电影，晚餐。
How you doing, Mr. Feeny? 你好吗，菲尼先生？
How could I help you in the garden today? 今天我在花园里怎么帮你？
Oh. 哦。
Oh, hi. I'm Eric. 啊，你好。 我是埃里克。
I'm Jessica. 我是杰西卡。
Strep throat cleared up, did it, Mr. Matthews? 马修斯先生，链球菌的喉咙清理了，是吗？
Strep throat? A guy like me? 咽喉炎？ 像我这样的人？
No. See, I work out much too hard... 不，你看，我锻炼得太辛苦了...
to ever get strep throat. 永远得链球菌性喉炎。
So, uh, where would you like me to move... 那么，呃，你想让我搬到哪里......
this enormously heavy bag of fertilizer? 这么重的一袋化肥？
I hadn't planned on moving it at all. 我根本没有打算移动它。
Let me just effortlessly toss it over here, then. 那就让我毫不费力地把它扔在这里。
Hoo-dah! 呵呵！
[BELL DINGS] [钟声]
This is my brother Eric. 这是我的兄弟埃里克。
He's very shy. 他非常害羞。
Speaking of fertilizer. 说到肥料。
Is this your little sister? 这是你的小妹妹吗？
That she is. 她就是。
I love Eric. 我爱埃里克。
Oh, please. Jessica... 哦拜托。 杰西卡...
you couldn't possibly fall for this line of... 你不可能爱上这一行......
She is so cute. 她太可爱了。
And so well-rehearsed. 而且排练得这么好。
Eric's taking me to the carnival today. 今天埃里克要带我去狂欢节。
When did I say that? 我什么时候说过了？
Ha ha. Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words. 哈哈。 看起来您的鹦鹉已经学会了一些新单词。
Do you want to come with us? 你想跟我们一起来吗？
Oh, with us. 哦，和我们在一起。
To the carnival with us, yes. 和我们一起狂欢，是的。
Please come With us. 请和我们一起来。
Well, if that's oK with you, Uncle George. 好吧，如果你没问题的话，乔治叔叔。
Well, I think the polite thing... 好吧，我认为礼貌的事情......
would be to extend an invitation for me to join you. 就是邀请我加入你们。
Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us? 费尼先生，你愿意和我们一起来参加狂欢节吗？
Oh, thank you so very much for asking... 哦，非常感谢你的提问...
but no. I'd rather have gum surgery. 但不是。我宁愿做牙龈手术。
OK, now, remember to take those out... 好的，现在，记得把它们拿出来……
in a couple minutes so they don't stick. 在几分钟内，这样他们就不会粘住了。
Mom, I kind of got the hang of it in the last four batches. 妈妈，我在最后四批中都掌握了窍门。
Is Grandma lost or What? 是奶奶迷路了还是怎么了？
I don't know, Cor, but, hey... 我不知道，Cor，但是，嘿...
you know what? I was gonna bake a cake next. 你知道吗？ 接下来我要烤蛋糕了。
You want to help me out? 你想帮我吗？
Look, Mom, I know you're trying to do this... 听着，妈妈，我知道你正在尝试这样做......
to distract me and all... 分散我和所有人的注意力...
but what if something happened to Grandma? 但是如果奶奶出了什么事怎么办？
Maybe we should call the police. 也许我们应该报警。
- No, I don't think so. - Why not? - 不，我不这么认为。 - 为什么不？
Because I'm sure that she's fine. 因为我确定她没事。
Then why isn't she here yet? 那她怎么还没来？
Honey, I've known your grandmother... 亲爱的，我认识你的祖母...
for a long time, and there's something... 很长一段时间，有一些东西......
you need to understand about her. 你需要了解她。
I understand that if Grandma's not here yet... 我明白，如果奶奶还没来……
she must have a very good reason. 她一定有很好的理由。
She's not coming, is she? 她不会来吧？
I'm sorry, Cory. 对不起，科里。
I know this is disappointing. 我知道这令人失望。
Eh, it was just a stupid road trip. 呃，这只是一次愚蠢的公路旅行。
I mean, what kind of city is Baltimore, anyway? 我的意思是，巴尔的摩到底是一个什么样的城市？
An American League city. 美国联盟城市。
Hey, why don't you call Shawn? See if he wants to go bowling. 嘿，你为什么不给肖恩打电话？ 看看他是否想打保龄球。
- Cool. I'll drive. - or I'll drive. - 凉爽的。 我会开车。 - 否则我会开车。
That could work, too. 这也可以。
I'll call my best bud Shawn... 我会打电话给我最好的朋友肖恩......
the one guy I can count on to be there. 我可以指望在那里的一个人。
Hi, Mrs. Hunter? It's Cory. Shawn around? 嗨，亨特太太？ 是科里。 肖恩？
What do you mean, he's gone fishing? 什么意思，他去钓鱼了？
Did you know your husband's cheating on me... 你知不知道你老公出轨了...
with someone else's son? 和别人的儿子？
You forgot to call Shawn. 你忘了给肖恩打电话。
Good-bye, Mrs. Hunter. 再见，亨特夫人。
I forgot. 我忘了。
You didn't tell him you weren't going on the fishing trip? 你没告诉他你不去钓鱼？
I forgot. 我忘了。
So he still showed up. 所以他还是出现了。
I guess he didn't forget. 我猜他没有忘记。
Now he's out there with my dad... 现在他和我爸爸在外面...
drinking root beer, eating potato chips... 喝根啤酒，吃薯片……
bonding away. 粘合。
I miss one thing with my dad... 我想念我父亲的一件事......
and he drops me for the first available son. 他让我第一个有空的儿子。
Where are you going? 你要去哪里？
I'll be in the tree house. 我会在树屋里。
Hold my calls. 挂断我的电话。
MORGAN: Eric is the best brother in the whoLe worLd. 摩根： 埃里克是全世界最好的兄弟。
That's enough, Morgan. 够了，摩根。
That was so sweet of you to play four hours of skeeball... 你打了四个小时的滚球真是太好了......
just to win her that giraffe. 只为赢得她那只长颈鹿。
3,000 tickets. 3000张门票。
Eric's gonna give me his new sunglasses. 埃里克会给我他的新太阳镜。
No, he's not. 不，他不是。
You know, you can really tell a lot about a guy... 你知道，你真的可以说很多关于一个男人的事……
by the way he treats his sister. 他对待妹妹的方式。
Oh, you mean these. 哦，你是说这些。
There you go. 你去吧。
Eric is such a good-looking boy. 埃里克真是个帅气的男孩子。
Yeah, thanks. 是的，谢谢。
Are we all done for the day? 我们今天都做完了吗？
Yes, we're done. Bye-bye. 是的，我们完成了。 再见。
She's adorable. 她很可爱。
She's not the only one. 她不是唯一一个。
Who's Graziella Terziana? 谁是 Graziella Terziana？
What? 什么？
Her name, it's written on your arm. 她的名字，写在你的手臂上。
Uh, that... 那个...
I can't stop every girl who wants to sign my body. 我无法阻止每个想要在我身体上签名的女孩。
Oh, Mr. Charming. 哦，迷人先生。
I could loan you a pen. 我可以借给你一支笔。
And smart, too, 也很聪明，
Using his little sister as date bait like that. 把他的小妹妹当成这样的约会诱饵。
That obvious, huh? 很明显吧？
Oh, yeah. Heh. 哦耶。 呵呵。
Big mistake? 大错？
Did I say that? 我说了吗？
So I didn't have to work so hard. 所以我不必那么努力。
Who said you had to work at all? 谁说你必须工作？
Nice night, huh? 美好的夜晚吧？
Yeah. 是的。
Well, we're just, uh, passing through. 嗯，我们只是，呃，路过。
Good. Pass. 好的。 经过。
Eric, the lipmaster. 埃里克，口红大师。
Yeah. Sure. 是的。 当然。
Look, anybody else, or are we all done here? 看，其他人，或者我们都在这里完成了吗？
Everyone have a great day without me? 没有我，大家都过得好吗？
How long have you been up there? 你在上面多久了？
Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny. 足够长的时间来看着你和一个 Feeny 交换唾液。
Well, I'd say the mood is sufficiently killed... 好吧，我会说情绪已经被扼杀了......
wouldn't you? 你不会吗？
Dead and buried. 死而埋葬。
I think my little sister's busy tomorrow... 我想我妹妹明天很忙……
so it looks like it's just you and me. 所以看起来只有你和我。
I'll bring the pen. 我来拿笔。
Good night. 晚安。
Everyone. Ha ha. 每个人。 哈哈。
She's related to Feeny? 她和菲妮有关系？
Niece. 侄女。
Nice. 好的。
Nice? She's beautiful. 好的？ 她很漂亮。
That's the most incredible girl I ever kissed. 那是我吻过的最不可思议的女孩。
Which puts her at the top of a list of what, two? 这使她在什么，两个列表中名列前茅？
Look, making out is not a spectator sport. 看，亲热不是一项观赏性运动。
Ooh... 哦...
What are you doing back from Baltimore so early? 你这么早从巴尔的摩回来做什么？
- I didn't go to Baltimore. - Why not? - 我没有去巴尔的摩。 - 为什么不？
'Cause I stayed here all day 'cause Grandma dumped me... 因为我整天待在这里 因为奶奶甩了我...
while my best friend was out Stealing my dad. 当我最好的朋友出去偷我爸爸的时候。
Oh, grow up. I wasn't stealing your father. 哦，长大了。 我没有偷你父亲。
- Good night, Shawn. - Night, Dad. - 晚安，肖恩。 - 晚上，爸爸。
- So Grandma never showed, huh? - Nah, she didn't. - 所以奶奶从来没有出现过，是吧？ - 不，她没有。
You want to talk about it? 你想谈谈吗？
Doesn't really seem like there's much to talk about. 好像真的没什么好聊的。
Hoo, boy, are you wrong. 呼，男孩，你错了。
Where are you going? 你要去哪里？
I'm hungry. Shawn ate everything on the boat... 我饿了。 肖恩把船上的东西都吃光了……
except the worms. 除了蠕虫。
He usually likes those. 他通常喜欢那些。
Uh, I can highly recommend the muffins. 嗯，我强烈推荐松饼。
These are a little dry. 这些有点干。
Great. I cook and I slave, and this is the thanks I get. 伟大的。 我做饭，我做奴隶，这就是我得到的感谢。
You made these? 这些是你做的？
I didn't have anything else to do... 我没有别的事可做...
'cause Grandma didn't show up. 因为奶奶没有出现。
I've been there. 我去过那儿。
Wait a minute. She did this to you? 等一下。 她这样对你？
Hey, pick a category. You like sports? 嘿，选择一个类别。 你喜欢运动吗？
Birthdays? You like rocket ships? 生日？ 你喜欢火箭飞船吗？
I'll take rocket ships. 我要坐火箭飞船。
All right. Um... one day my class... 好的。 嗯……有一天我的课……
was supposed to go on this field trip 应该去参加这次实地考察
to the Franklin Museum of Science... 到富兰克林科学博物馆...
to see the "Man in Space" exhibit. 参观“太空人”展览。
Cool. 凉爽的。
Yeah, it would've been, except that Grandma forgot to return... 是的，本来可以的，只是奶奶忘记回来了……
the permission slip, so I didn't get to go. 许可单，所以我没有去。
I been there. 我去过那儿。
Yeah, me, too, and I felt just the way you're feeling now. 是的，我也是，我和你现在的感觉一样。
- Did you hate her? - Well, no. - 你恨她吗？ - 嗯，没有。
It's kind of hard to hate her, Cory... 很难恨她，科里……
'cause a couple months later, she woke me up... 因为几个月后，她叫醒了我......
in the middle of the night, she bundles me up... 半夜，她把我捆起来……
throws me in the Winnebago... 把我扔进温尼贝戈...
we drive for two days and two nights. 我们开车两天两夜。
Where'd she take you? 她带你去哪儿了？
Cape Canaveral. 卡纳维拉尔角。
Mercury 3. First American in space. 汞 3. 第一个进入太空的美国人。
My classmates are back in Philadelphia... 我的同学们又回到了费城……
Looking at it on a little black-and-white TV. 在黑白小电视上看。
I'm there feeling the heat from the rocket on my face. 我在那里感受到火箭在我脸上的热量。
Grandma took you all the way to Cape Canaveral? 奶奶带你一路去卡纳维拉尔角？
See, Grandma doesn't show love like other people do... 看，奶奶不像其他人那样表达爱意……
but she loves you no matter what you think. 但不管你怎么想，她都爱你。
She just shows love in her own way. 她只是用自己的方式表达爱。
And when she's with you, she wants it to be so special... 当她和你在一起时，她希望它是如此特别......
that you'll always remember. 你会永远记得。
I always do remember. 我总是记得。
Yeah, so do I. 是的，我也是。
When that rocket took off... 当火箭起飞时...
and the smile on my face was a mile wide... 我脸上的笑容有一英里宽......
and all of America was watching their little TV set... 整个美国都在看他们的小电视机……
I remember that my mother was watching me. 我记得我妈妈在看着我。
[CAR HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA"] [汽车喇叭喇叭“LA CUCARACHA”]
Guess who. 猜猜是谁。
Hi, Mom. 嗨，妈妈。
Hi, Alan. 嗨，艾伦。
You'll never change, will you? 你永远不会改变，是吗？
Would you want me to? 你要我吗？
- Nope. - Ha ha ha. - 不。 - 哈哈哈。
Hey, kiddo, look, I know we were supposed... 嘿，孩子，听着，我知道我们应该...
to go to Baltimore today... 今天去巴尔的摩...
but you'll never believe what came up. 但你永远不会相信发生了什么。
It doesn't matter, Grandma. 没关系，奶奶。
Oh, sure it does. 哦，当然可以。
I know you wanted to take me. 我知道你想带走我。
I... I really did. 一世... 我真的做到了。
Did I tell you that my Cal Ripken card... 我有没有告诉过你，我的 Cal Ripken 卡...
is my favorite one? 是我最喜欢的吗？
It is? 这是？
Yeah, and his signature might've messed it up... 是的，他的签名可能搞砸了......
just like that Lamborghini girl messed up Eric's arm. 就像那个兰博基尼女孩弄乱了埃里克的手臂一样。
The next time my convoy swings by here... 下次我的车队经过这里时......
you and I are gonna do something really special. 你和我要做一些非常特别的事情。
I can't Wait. 我等不及了。
Hi, Grandma, Cor. Dad, I've been in my room... 嗨，奶奶，科尔。 爸爸，我一直在我的房间里……
For the last twenty minutes, oK? 最后二十分钟，好吗？
Alan, I would appreciate it... 艾伦，我会很感激...
if you kept your son and his hormones... 如果你让你的儿子和他的荷尔蒙……
inside the house... 在屋子里面...
at least until my niece leaves. 至少在我侄女离开之前。
Why, George, what are you talking about? 为什么，乔治，你在说什么？
Eric's been up in his room for... 埃里克一直在他的房间里...
- Twenty... - Minutes. - 二十... - 分钟。
Excuse me. 打扰一下。
I will not be jerked around. 我不会被左右摇晃。
Oh, well, excuse me... 哦，好吧，对不起……
but as the matriarch of this family... 但作为这个家族的女族长……
not to mention a card-carrying member... 更别提持卡会员了……
of the Kiwanis Club, I can personally vouch... 在 Kiwanis 俱乐部，我可以亲自保证......
for the fact that this fine young man... 因为这个优秀的年轻人……
has been up in his room for the past twenty minutes. 过去二十分钟一直在他的房间里。
And excuse me, Miss Kiwanis, but how could you know that... 对不起，基瓦尼斯小姐，但你怎么知道……
when I just saw you pull up in your Winnebago... 当我刚刚看到你停在你的温尼贝戈...
and run over my mums not forty seconds ago? 不到四十秒前碾过我的妈妈？
Who is this guy? 他是谁？
My teacher. 我的老师。
Does he give you straight As? 他会直接给你 As 吗？
- No. - And why not? - 不。 - 为什么不呢？
Have you talked to the boy? 你和男孩谈过了吗？
OK, teach, you just better kiss... 好吧，教你，你最好亲一下……
The rest of those mums goodbye. 其余的妈妈再见。
Wait. 等待。
Who is that woman? 那个女人是谁？
My grandma. 我的奶奶。
Don't you just love her? 你不就是爱她吗？
No, I don't. 不，我不知道。
Well, I do. 嗯，我愿意。
[HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA"] [喇叭喇叭“LA CUCARACHA”]
Cal Ripken Jr., rookie year. Cal Ripken Jr.，新秀年。
I never thought I'd actually get to hold one of these things. 我从没想过我真的能拿到这些东西中的一件。
My grandma picked it up at the swap meet for seven bucks. 我奶奶在交换会上以七美元的价格捡到了它。
Seven bucks in dog years. 狗年七块钱。
This baby's worth 150, easy. 这个宝贝值150，简单。
- It is? - Yeah. - 这是？ - 是的。
Boy, your grandma must really love you. 孩子，你奶奶一定很爱你。
Yeah. 是的。
Or else she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. 或者她在里诺射杀一个男人只是为了看着他死去。
You're kidding... right? 你开玩笑的对吧？
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