hora ne mou icchou kimi ni ikou
And so once again, I'll be by your side
happy time tsunageyou
we'll share happy times together.
R-18
Student Council Meeting
R-18
Unko
mou isshou issho da ne
Nothing can ever come between us,
Unko
Bell
omoi omosugichau
our feelings are too strong.
Bell
Hime
sara ni mou icchou egao zutto ippai ni mitashichae
And don't forget to have fun and fill the world with smiles.
itsudatte honki deshou
We're always serious about what we do
seishun mankai sakaseyou
and living our youth in full bloom!
SECRET PRINCESS
I prefer the edge of just barely acceptable!
What's wrong, Trappy?
My midterm scores are a disaster zone.
What a bore.
How did all of you fare?
Second highest in school.
Fifth.
Mystery
of Unko
Number
One
And this girl took the crown.
Something's wrong with the world!
Thus, we Three Scholarly Kings shall learn you the essentials.
You really will?
Sex Ed
First up is sex ed!
Sex Ed
That right off the bat?!
Sex Ed
Let's just forget all about sex ed.
Only if you've got a good excuse for this!
B-But, it's all too carnal for me...
You're the one bringing out everyone's carnal desires.
That said, sexual education is a necessary subject to study the mysteries of life.
That's true...
For example, where do babies come from?
W-Well, it all began with the need for genetic exchange between two eukaryotic cells—
All you need to do is grab a couple of hot guys!
I don't know what to believe if this is what the top scorers keep telling me...
Mystery of Traps
Next on the agenda are the mysteries of traps.
Mystery of Traps
There's no such unit!
Mystery of Traps
It's simple to wear girls' clothing.
However, clothes make not the trap.
If you're gonna do it, then go all the way!
First is the wig!
It must absolutely not look unnatural!
It's just sad being a subordinate whose boss is wearing an obvious wig.
We're kind of straying from the whole crossdressing thing now.
Next is underwear!
I prefer the edge of just barely acceptable!
Damn, they're normal.
Excuse me, R-18. Please leave personal preferences out of this.
Bell-senpai, nice job! Now I can finally learn!
But if I had to choose...
...white panties trump the rest!
You're no better than her!
What, you got something against stripes?
White is the only way to go.
I'm totally on Team Thong.
Oh, there's plenty of room for slips there, so we'd all be happy.
You heard her, Hime.
Immediately change into a white thong, if you would.
Thanks, but I'd rather not.
Then what panties do you want?
What I want is to study!
C'mon, just forget that boring crap.
Don't call it boring!
Oh, whatever.
Put on that thong and we've got a deal.
Not on your life.
Arikawa Hime
Name
Math
So we graded your practice test.
How dreadful.
Math's just like a puzzle.
For this one, just use this equation...
Oh, that's how it works.
And on the next one...
Wait... she's actually tutoring me.
She always fools around, but I guess she can be reliable too.
Hey, Hime-chan?
Take off your clothes for each of the four questions you got wrong.
What.
Teaching your body directly is the fastest way to learn.
That's the look of someone who won't listen to reason!
Take it off!
Please, spare me!
This hurts us more than it hurts you.
Already lost your panties? This'll be over soon.
I can see that you understand your foolishness.
Let's move on.
History: Who built Azuchi Castle?
Um... Oda... Oda Mitsunaga!
That's the Disciplinary Committee head!
Stop, we'll be taken off the air!
oikaze ni noru sukaato wo yurashite
My skirt flutters as I ride the wind
Don't worry. We've got plenty of steam and mysterious light for when the time comes!
Change! tokimeku kimochi wo todokeyou
Change! Please deliver these exciting feelings
President Unko! Stop smiling and save me!
But Hime-kun,
jibun norikoete kabe no mukou made
Overcome yourself and climb over that wall
your college applications should be fine if you put down crossdressing as an extracurricular.
In that case, let's make you more like a girl!
Make up!