why did mommy say beauty there are lots
of things you need to be careful of when
you're flying at night like cobwebs for
instance good evening madam spider sorry
for damaging your web but the young very
experienced at night flying well done
honey you found a little girl's house
and that's the little girl she doesn't
look very little Wow look at that big
girl shush she's also got big ears to
hear us with so be very quiet follow me
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beats your wings as I said we must be
very careful this is the tricky bit I
have to get the tooth from under the
pillow without waking the little girl
[Music]
gently pillow oh wow very tease
right stock 1 to 300 thanks Ben
that's what I call a big baby tooth what
about the coin nanny here it is no no
what's wrong yeah the little girls
witness a letter what a nuisance
they've got funny names as well this is
called a throg Warbler that's the small
bottle unless is the blotto horn
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delightful
they all sound silly ah that's because
you don't have sensitive else hearing
[Applause]
princess Holly could you remind us what
your tune sounded like please I don't
suppose you la can read music well I
haven't seen this particular piece
before played that perfectly' perfect
for you maybe but it's not elf music elf
music has oompah oompah like this just
remember you are playing for king and
queen marigold and they are very snooty
we like all power music but king and
queen my regards don't quite so play
Holly's tune please Holly do the elf
band sound any better I think she feels
a bit left out oh good go on then then
don't be sad Betty
flying isn't everything elves can't fly
and I am an elf
[Music]
laughing cheer up mom maybe I can make
the fly by magic can you do that no no
I've got a better idea
[Music]
hello Holly earth is going on I see what
are you doing to that poor creature you
are just trying to help her
Becky Sabbats you can't fly I see
well you needn't worry should be flying
soon enough on her own what Mommy and
Daddy have gone on a trip today
I left me in charge of the whole kingdom
Wow so I'm clean Holly hello hello nanny
plum I've come to collect Ben elf it's
time for school okay
Oh nanny send the wise old elf up I'll
sort this out very well your majesty
[Music]
enter hello princess Holly I'm not
princess Holly I am queen Holly today
I've got no time for these fun and games
I've come to collect Ben for school wait
Ben
mummy and daddy are way today so I am in
charge of the whole kingdom is this true
nanny plum I'm afraid so and I have just
decided that Ben does not have to go to
school today it's the law
well this is most unusual
in fact there'll be no school
anyone today no school for the
anyone yes it's the law because I am
queen hi
as you wish Queen Polly oh yeah the
children will be most upset when they
hear the news children
I'm afraid Queen Holley has informed me
there will be new school delivery last
mr. king this Sal is waiting for his
breakfast well today we've got mushrooms
tomatoes baked beans and of course eggs
that should make a splendid Kings
breakfast yes yes thank you mr. elf but
the only thing I need today is flour
flour yes flour for making breads the
king wants bread no problem
we'll pick up a bag of flour from the
elf windmill Thank You mr. elf let's see
we should be able to deliver it next
week next week but I need flour today ah
you know what they say you can't rush
the elf windmill hmm maybe I should
visit this elf windmill of course nanny
plum we can take you if you like the
windmill sounds fun and I come to of
course
hop aboard princess Holly
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[Applause]
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hello Ben hello Holly
ah nanny plum haha can I have a bag of
flour please certainly we should have a
bag of flour ready in a week but I need
it now
whoa you know what they say you can't
rush the elf windmill why not there one
piano to deliver to the king Ben are you
ready coming dad come on then we've got
this piano to deliver to the little
castle I don't want to be late
that's right Ben elves are never late Oh
where's my yarn Ben you must look after
your things a good elf never loses their
things Oh where's my piano God
what's happening
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boy that's our TV why are the ants
taking all our stuff I don't know an
outrageous nanny plum do something okay
let's follow them probably to the Queen
Anne's Queen Anne's is she pretty like
mommy does she have lovely dresses and a
sparkly crown no the Queen and is a
different sort of Queen I where are they
taking you down to the Queen and nanny
I command you to have a word with this
Queen and what word would that be your
majesty ah tell her to stop taking our
stuff hmm that's confusing roses a large
and the sky is big but how do you mix
them together it can't be done it's
silly that's why it's a riddle me lovely
it's a puzzle you have to solve roses
are red and the sky is blue mix them
together and you get purple it must be
buried under the purple flower aha
very good very clever come on Ben
let's take for the treasure yes elves
are very good at digging and where else
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Oh what's not it's another map that's
right
you can't just find the treasure with
one clue why not that wouldn't be fun
and a little mermaid oh the X is marked
on gaston's que ellos gastan well we
think there might be some pirate
treasure in your cage ah I used to live
here myself many moons ago probably
before you were even born Gaston I like
what you've done with the place Gaston
mr. beard what does the riddle say I
little I'm easily spotted and where I
lay you'll find the clue to show you the
way easily spotted what's that Gaston
has sports on his back
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good morning Ben are you coming out to
play Holi I'm a bit busy Ben I'm playing
with my frogs frogs this one's very good
at running and jumping I've called him
Ben see you later okay do something
about these roms lady seems we getting
bigger and noisier in small cups now be
quieter why me easy the flies shrink to
half your size maybe not rocks
belong in water daddy says frogs belong
in water sorry
let's magic the courtyard into a
paddling pool hmm we won't be needing
that door bye-bye
[Music]
good now we can fill the courtyard with
water daddy will be pleased that's odd
where's the door gone it was there
earlier no problem
our magic it back you do this yes daddy
you said the frogs needed water so I
made them a paddling pool so where two
cows live on the big farm I want to see
some cows no no no the big farm is far
too dangerous for elves and fairies to
visit really wise old elf you are making
a fuss and what would a fairy know about
animals
fairies love animals don't we girls hmm
especially fluffy little kittens hmm the
big farm is full of big animals and big
people with big feet I've been to the
big farm and it was fine who wants to go
righty-ho come along children
yes today we'll be going to the big farm
to learn about cows I'm not sure if the
ladybird should come with us oh very
well as long as he behaves himself
Gaston likes you mmm charmed I'm sure
[Music]
here we are
the big farm watch out for the cattle
grades what
now remember everyone big people have
very big feet never know where they're
going to start with luck we won't meet
any big people but if we do please keep
calm no panicking wise old elf is that
one of the big people big people boss
are we going to do we need to get help
let's call my mom
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hello mrs. elf speaking Oh Ben you sound
different yes we need a bit of help
please come quick
right oh I wonder what the matter can be
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[Laughter]
hello can you tell me where the big
children are and we need a bit of help
Your Majesty we do seem to have got
ourselves in a bit of a pickle of course
now now Daisy and poppy I'm sure you're
not meant to fly so high
[Music]
now girls put me down this instant what
do you think the last thing is I bet
it's frogs nanny always shows us frogs
yes it will be frogs you can guess what
we're going to see next
yes we're going to look at frogs and
there aren't any frogs yeah
not one frog well that's disappointing
go home now it's no problem
I'll turn one of us into a frog can I
have a volunteer please come on he wants
to be a frog
goodness water lots of miseries I'll
just have to do it myself
zig zag Zog make me into a frog a common
frog look how slimy it is how smelly it
is and how silly it sounds well that
brings today's nature class to a most
satisfactory close in any plum you can
turn yourself back now
I don't think nanny plum can turn
herself back again
he can't oh what a shame now for your
homework can't we
oh I suppose not which fairy wants to
turn her back again
all right Holly do your best I'm not
sure I'm sure nanny plum would want you
to just have a go anyway what fish will
be eating him for weeks
he's got the cheese yes we are bad
Barry's pulling us backwards
we've got him we got him
Holly is right we should never have
tried to catch bad Barry he's too
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we have to let him go
never
ah he's given up I don't think so then
he can have it
I give it sorry we try to catch you
berry
no hard feelings hey Ichi women
children as Kings first hello everyone
the chips are ready where's the fish
what's going on big fat berry is eating
bunting oh dear do you think berry would
like some chips with that I think he's
full alas poor Bunty I knew her well
right
well should we have for dinner van I
think I'd like fish fingers and here's a
present it's not a birthday present is
it no King thistle are you sure
sure a toy robot Thank You Ben I made it
myself and here's your cake it's not a
birthday cake is it absolutely not this
is just an ordinary cake
the taste is completely different oh
good delicious hmm carps presents cake
and this is nothing to do with my
birthday no well I suppose it's not
really a birthday then as long as the
elf band doesn't turn up
[Music]
one more surprise daddy oh I love
surprises
you have to close your eyes okay you can
open your eyes now
[Music]
I said no birthday party it's not a
birthday party darling it's just a
surprise party oh well then I suppose
happy birth I mean congratulations your
majesty on being such an excellent King
well done oh thank you and no for that
giant firework it's as big as a carrot I
love fireworks and now your majesty
the elf band will sing a special song in
your honor
hi strawberry do you want to play
football we can't we have to do one
practice it's okay
ones are very strong to break them don't
be silly
show him honey
hit your wand on that rock okay oh dear
holy straw breathe husband's practice
going not very well Holly's broken how
wounds how did that happen I was waving
it and she bashed it on a rock that
wasn't very clever sorry nanny not to
worry we'll just get it mended with
magic nanny oh no I can't mend it
why not ones make magic but magic can't
make ones
it's like chickens and eggs chickens
make eggs but egg don't make chickens
but eggs do make chickens
whatever the important thing is I can't
mend ones by magic sigh who commended
the elves that made it of course they do
everyone knows that elves are very good
at making ones else don't use the ones
honey
they just make them okay that's enough
sticks hello there a gnome mind if I
join you
well thank you I'll only stay for a week
or two but we had an orange yes we
wouldn't have found you if it weren't
for the smell of this orange hate
oranges normally yes
but I'm on a balanced diet you see he
for heat ten poise and twenty steamed
puddings I need to balance that boy in
fruit let's make a fire how do you make
a fire mr. elf rub two sticks together
really fast like this you have to rub
the sticks a little bit faster would you
like to hear the interesting thing I
know about sticks sticks grow on trees
I nice room now
that's because fire is hot I'm hungry me
too
what a surprise I hardly eaten anything
today I've only had 10 poise a skip full
of chips 30 apple tart wow that's a lot
a sponge cake on grits sausages and the
orange I thought you said you're on a
diet I am there are some things I don't
eat like stones wood and television sets
nobody eats those things what you're on
this diet - oh he never knew it was so
popular why does she need to cook modern
food
it's what king and queen marigold like
and they're coming to dinner tonight
what Manning age it up the great old
library
excuse me wise old Oh shush
this is a library we need a book of
modern cooking for nanny plum
but nanny plum is an excellent cook
yes she's the best cook in the whole
world
but she can't do modern cooking hmm
let's see
the elf book of pies the world of
spaghetti and mash complete history of
egg sandwiches is there anything modern
what exactly is modern cooking princess
Holly it is food that's very delicate
and special and not porridge oh wait a
minute this doesn't look like an elf
look very book what's that doing in by
elf library there are no words in the
book I am a magical to get a Booker
where are all your recipes boy if you
tell me what you want to cook I will
tell you how to cook it we want to cook
a special Martin mail place homer down a
very modern company you will need the
following ingredients pickle cut onion
pieces that doesn't sound very special
shush I am voila one recipe for a very
modern meal it's smashing the Train it's
made a hole
it's not in my flat
phew it's not in my flat here son let me
try yes I believe we have found the bird
everybody keep calm and don't panic
ah everybody out run for your life
hell I been hello Holly we've got a bird
in our tree yes I saw it first it's a
woodpecker that's correct
I didn't realize your Majesty was
interested in birds oh yes
I'm a bird spotter here's my badge and
then it's very good you turned up we
need all the help we can get
take me to the bird thank goodness
you're here your majesty
it's building up nice and soon there be
eggs baby woodpecker chicks are
extremely rare to spot fantastic when
they hatch I can come back and tick them
off in my book it's got to go now before
it lays its eggs it can't go I want to
spot the chicks this tree is for elves
not for woodpeckers no nesting creature
shall be disturbed that's the law it is
now by Royal Command oh it's in writing
we'll have to obey it elves never break
the law oh how sad how terribly sad what
a dreadful turn of events Pippins gone
gone forever
wait Kings thistle I can get your
hamster back ah don't trouble yourself
Ben it's no trouble
elves are good at rounding up hamsters
and I'm an elf
ready Gaston
[Music]
tippin's back kings this ol safe and
sound
ah thank you then let's close the cage
door before pipping escapes again does
it ever go to sleep maybe when it's
tired and how do we make it tired let's
ask the wise old elf he knows everything
hello
wise old elf speaking how do you make a
hamster tardes hamster oh the king's
packed hamster we need to make it tired
ah I see what you need is a wheel a
wheel how will that help wait and see
I'll be right over
[Music]
hello Jesus where's this Hampstead of
yours
my hamster Pippin likes you
no charmed I'm sure we can take off our
seat belt that's because there's no
gravity in space I'm flapping my wings
do anything yes your wings won't work in
zero gravity are you sure there isn't a
toilet what's through this door when you
open a door in a space it sucks all the
air out of the rocket Oh nanny plum
she's floating away we can hear you
through the radio nanny plum you don't
need to shout
just stay calm rocket this is Mission
Control what's going on up there
nanny plum open space oh yeah
that's a shame well never mind
on with the mission I suppose we must
all right you're all tied to this rope
so you won't drift away are you ready
ready
we're coming nanny plum hold on hold on
hold on support I know we can't reach
money plum mr. Ralph the Rope isn't long
enough Oh No lost in space I never even
went to the toilet
here's your lasso babe thanks dad keep
still Thank You Ben thank you everyone
for rescuing me still build sandcastles
no don't start digging up the moon
you'll upset the aliens the aliens love
building sandcastles time for the picnic
magic basket please
nanny plum are you waving your magic
wand around I've got my wand remember it
wasn't allowed on your silly elf mission
ah yes anyway the magic picnic basket
doesn't need a wand to work you just ask
it for what she wants magic basket
please make us sandwiches with ham and
cheese pudding magic jelly nanny plum we
don't want another jelly flood Oh it'll
be fine nanny plum I want you to think
very carefully about what you are doing
whatever magic basket please jelly jelly
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what's he doing no no I forgot to say
not
[Music]
[Applause]
what has flooded the Sea of Tranquility
with jelly
daddy alum all the maps of the mood will
have to be changed the Sea of
Tranquility is down the sea but why do
you want all this stuff we use it to
make toys wow I love toys it makes
lovely compost for the elf spa back to
the elf tree let's get these down to the
elf factory without today if there are
any fairies inside it's all my mum it's
just our friend Lucy oh nice to meet you
Lucy
hello here's a little present to remind
you of your visit it's our latest toy
fresh from the factory Wow yes that's
why we're very grateful to you for
putting rubbish in the great elf Tower
what's the great remains the litter bin
you're welcome thanks for showing me
your tree I always thought fairies live
in castles for the last time we are not
fairies
[Applause]
I live in a castle Lucy comin soon it's
okay daddy
it's only Lucy then little girl huh
hello Lucy
how do you do oh I'm not an elf I'm a
fairy King nice to meet you your majesty
Lucy home time oh I have to go now you
can't trick me like that
no Ben there really is a squirrel a
squirrel easy now Ben elf what's wrong
it's just a squirrel just ignore the
squirrel princess Holly sound the Acorn
alarm mr. elf what's going on it might
be a con day what a contact not now
princess Holly holy all a cold day has
begun
don't panic please leave the earth tree
immediately
it's probably a false alarm
yes hopefully it's just a practice there
he goes mrs. elf
mrs. Oh panic mrs. elf just hand it back
get out of here mrs. elf quickly ooh
somebody please tell me what's going on
one day every year the squirrels come
and store their icons in the great elf
tree we call that day acorn day
what's so bad about squirrels storing
acorns yes they need to store their food
for winter and it's just an icon one
acorn would be okay but there are many
squirrels and they have many acorns I'm
sorry I couldn't stop him wise old elf
it's not your fault mrs. elf there is no
stopping them once they've started what
oh it's so pretty
what is it it's red boots boots by
Neptune you're right well spotted ban Oh
for a moment I thought you'd seen big
bad berry oh no I can't get me treasure
back let's get it and go I don't like it
down here
Oh Oh the fish in the flowers and that
big underwater cloud you don't get
underwater clothes me hearty
shiver me timbers that's a fast son
it looks bad he's swimming towards burnt
oh dear he's going to eat it Oh treasure
did you see that he swallowed it Oh like
it were a great oh what a shame should
we get home then go oh but we haven't
got my treasure
Wow can't do much about that now I never
thought I'd say it but nanny plum is
right unless you want to sail into
Barry's stomach and take your treasure
back this adventure is over you're right
be fruity pancake mmm take us home mr.
Ralph
aye-aye captain Redbeard who turned out
the lights
it's all gone dark well well we must
have sailed into a cave mr. Alf was
chatting instead of looking where he was
going I was parked
well we're somewhere strange no mistake
and I'll shave me beard off if there's
not something fishy going on turn on the
lights mr. elf aye aye captain
we know the wise old elf
you know the wise old elf what's him
like he's wise he's old he's he's a
grumpy old Alf that's a bit clever this
is my favorite toy a clockwork
fairground ride but sadly it's broken
don't worry I can mend it I don't think
so
it needs to be seen by an expert
elves are experts and I can help people
don't touch these toys must not be
touched by children will have to touch
it to mend it
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
this was a good idea putting the
toddlers in the library what it's the
same room you put all the walls in ah
don't worry
the great wizard Oh we'll sort this out
I'll show them my mouse trick that will
surprise them they'll be surprised how
butter is so might work look children
I've turned myself into a bow not a bad
costume their toddlers have magic the
wise old elf into a real Mouse squeak
can someone please magic me back into an
elf's no we can't do any magic because
somebody put all the ones in the library
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
actually the pot is not quite over yet
no the toddlers are in the library with
the dangerous spell books they've got
all the magic wands and they've magic
the wise old mouse into a mouse squeak
sounds like a fun party who know it's
gone quiet they're up to something
let's take a look oh there's no one here
just all bunnies
oh good to have you back again nanny now
you have your wand again
would you mind of course oh great with
our Dale Co they'll shut yourself
somewhere be the poor little toddlers I
was afraid of this Daisy and poppy have
found the secret passageway where does
the secret passageway go to the secret
room I never knew we had a secret room
that's because it's secret now daddy's
taking nanny plans warned she won't be
up to magic any snores now we won't have
any snow for Christmas there's always a
chance it might snow anyway I can hear
something no it's me
[Music]
that's the last deliveries done yes lots
of it enough snow to last me a lifetime
now you finished your work mr. Ralph are
you on holiday holiday good gracious no
it's Christmas Eve there's work to be
done preparing tonight's Elford oh yes
and those lanterns don't hang themselves
up to work stop mr. elf it's about time
you had a rest Hey rest you've been
working hard all year just sit down and
relax for five minutes I can give you
three you weren't too hard
elves like working hard and I'm an elf
oh dear
you really must relax just say I'm on
holiday well alright I'm on holiday ah
that's nice hello wise old elf speaking
it's father Christmas yeah Oh mr.
Christmas yes they are Wow his feet are
bigger than all of us I think Gaston is
falling out box 571 delivered to thank
you little brother it would be simply
spitting if next year you made the last
toy delivery before Christmas Eve what
at least I make toys you just wrap them
up
ah but wrapping toys is the important
bit you have to
is owed and wisest me to understand that
you're no wiser than me but I am by
three minutes and I always will be ahem
talking of wrapping presents shouldn't
somebody be doing that by now it's
Christmas Eve goodness me you're right
to the present wrapping machines that's
the last of this year's presents wrapped
time for a holiday
hoorah ah we've just brought one more
box of toys to wrap sorry to end your
holiday that's okay
arctic elves love wrapping presents and
we're
we brought you toy robots dolls
space rockets and cars not bad
you've done a good job brother
ooh thank you brother when the presents
are wrapped up who delivers them I
deliver them of course Christmas call me
Santa I hear you're in a spot of bother
yes we need some help getting home I've
got some work to do tonight Africa
somebody's a busy day I'm glad that's
over
you see girls it's easy anyone can do it
okay can I have another guy no if anyone
can do it I want to go oh all right
Holly give Ben your wand but elves don't
do magic I'd like to give magic ago just
this once
that's the spirit burn into frogs
advocacy body whew for a moment I
thought Ben was gonna turn us into frogs
Africa somebody it's no good elves don't
do magic hmm maybe you just need a teeny
tiny bit of magical help tricky trick
tricks
this young owl do magic aah
have another go burn into frogs into
Birds Sabbath easy
I'm into rabbits very good man
but haven't you forgotten something what
you need to turn them back into girls
again well done Ben did you to follow
that sorry
good anyone else wants to try no how
about a game of football
yes what did you do that for I was
trying to help you win I was winning it
was your shouting that made me lose
sorry Ben
not to worry maybe there's some other
little game you can have a go at with
all competitors please get ready for the
next event the high jump you're very
good at jumping Ben you're easily win I
hope so I hope so too
there's nothing worse than a grumpy Alf
the first competitor is Lizzy elf now
for last year's high jump champion Ben
elf good luck Ben yes you can do it
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yeah I don't think he's going to do it
another excellent jump now for our final
competitor Barnaby is bad luck Barnaby
we're down to the last two for the high
jump trophy I hate them doesn't knock
the pole off as long as they don't put
it up any higher I'm sure he'll be fine
oh dear
Yugi now he's going to be really upset
don't worry we'll give him a little bit
of magical help but many magic isn't
allowed relax no one will notice
I sure no more notice many trust me
[Music]
I think it's quicksand nanny plum is
sinking into the ground now
[Music]
Oh Manny plum you smell horrible well at
least no one else was here to see all
that
my goodness is that you nanny Club oh
yes Queen thistle I'm just teaching the
children a few fairy rolls excellent and
what fairy rules are you teaching whoa
fairies must always look nice hair
lovely glow stylish skin beautifully
clean ah yes I've been showing the
children what not to do
rule 2 fairies must never ever be
without their ones yes yes strawberry
pink this who doesn't want to know all
the little details quite right you seem
to have everything under control nanny
plum please carry on
thank you your royalness notice that
nanny plum seemed a bit smelly
I thought it was for ladybird now where
was I
you had just shafted that's the sound
you made as you landed in the muds Thank
You strawberry actually that brings
today's lesson to a close that was a
brilliant lesson especially the
adventure bits
I'm
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