[ snoring]
[ gasps]
[ kids laughing]
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
OKAY, YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
DADDY AND I ARE GOING TO SPEND SOME QUIET TIME OVER ON THE...
SWINGS! HEY, DEED, WANT TO GO WITH ME?
SWINGS?
[ gasping]
AHH! OOOH!
OOH, GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU YUCKY ANTS!
OH! HEY! OOH!
TAKE THAT AND THAT.
ANTS AREN'T GOING TO HURT YOU, CHUCKIE.
YEAH, THEY'RE JUST LITTLE TINY ANTIES.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SCARY.
THEY'RE SO LITTLE
YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO GO.
[ others gasp]
NOW, THAT'S REALLYSCARY.
YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD GO PLAY SOMEWHERES ELSE.
SHH. MAYBE IF WE'RE REAL QUIET, SHE'LL LEAVE US ALONE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
SHE'S NOT SCARY.
SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
CHUCKIE, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
NO.
EMMA.
OH!
WHO'S EMMA?
SHE'S THE LITTLE SISTER OF...
BIG BINKY.
THE BIGGEST KID
EVER TO STILL BE SUCKING ON A PACIFIER.
AND THE MEANEST.
BUT, SHE LOOKS SO NICE.
[ humming]
OH, I THINK
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
ALL THAT BIG BINKY STUFF UP
JUST TO SCARE ME.
NO, CHUCKIE, REALLY.
I SEENED IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
BIG BINKY WON'T LET NO ONE PLAY WITH EMMA.
THE LAST KID HE CATCHED HER WITH
GOT HIS FACE PUSHED UNDER THE MUD, AND HIS ARMS PINCHED.
DAH! WELL, MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO PLAY SOMEWHERES ELSE
JUST TO BE SAFE.
[ screams] OH.
HI, I'M EMMA.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SEESAW WITH ME?
UM, NO, NO... I MEAN, NO THANK YOU.
I MEAN, WELL, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEESAW.
MY DAD SAID NO, AND THEN I FELL OFF
THE LAST TIME, THEN I GOT A SPINSTER IN MY FINGER
AND IT'S UP-DOWN, UP-DOWN
I JUST... [ grunts]
AHH! OH!
ANTS! GET OFF, OFF, OFF!
HELP!
[ yelping]
[ both shouting]
[ thud]
[ all gasp]
[ catches breath]
SO, UH, YOU'RE
SCARED OF ANTS, TOO?
UH-HUH.
[ chuckling]
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SCARED OF?
EVERYTHING.
OH! ME, TOO!
[ giggling]
[ laughing joyfully...]
[ grunting]
[ gasps]
OOF!
HMM.
[ Didi lands with light thud]
WELL, AT LEAST CHUCKIE LOOKS HAPPY.
I JUST HOPE BIG BINKY DOESN'T SEE HIM.
OR CHUCKIE WILL MOSTLY LOOK FLAT.
[ all gasp]
Tommy: BIG BINKY!
[ footsteps thudding]
[ all grunting]
BOY, EMMA, I NEVER KNEW SEESAW COULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
I MEAN, IT'S...
CHUCKIE!
...JUST GOING UP AND DOWN.
BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING SOMEWHERE...
HEY!
WH-WHAT?
[ yells]
OH!
HEY, KID, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
HUH, UH, WHAT IDEA?
I DON'T GOT ANY IDEAS.
LISTEN, YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SEESAWING
CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS?
IT CAN?
YEAH.
AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT
MY BABY SISTER TO GET HURT, WOULD YOU?
UH-UH! UH-UH!
GOOD. THEN GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T EVER
LET ME CATCH YOU PLAYING WITH HER AGAIN!
GOOD-BYE, CHUCKIE.
G-GOOD-BYE.
[ bellows]: NOW!
[ gulps]
HEY, CHUCKIE.
WELCOME BACK.
YEAH, CHUCKIE, OLD PAL
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
I'M GLAD HE DIDN'T SQUISH YOU.
OH, TOMMY, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
EMMA WAS THE ONLY BABY I EVER KNEW
THAT WAS ASCARED AS MUCH AS ME.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
SHE PROBABLY THINKS I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER.
CHUCKIE, IF YOU WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO EMMA
THEN ME AND PHIL AND LIL
ARE GOING TO HELP YOU DO IT!
I AM?
YOU ARE?
HE IS?
WE ARE?
YOU GUYS ARE THE BESTEST FRIENDS
A BABY EVER HAD!
[ twins chuckle nervously]
OKAY, EMMA, HOLD ON TO THE BAR.
DON'T PUT YOUR FEET OUT TOO FAR
AND TELL ME IF YOU GET DIZZY.
[ Emma giggling]
WHEE!
[ laughing merrily]
WHAT YOU WAVING AT?
UH-OH.
HE SAWED US.
LET'S GO, GUYS.
MARCH!
Twins: MARCH!
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHOA!
QUICK, EMMA!
CHUCKIE'S WAITING FOR YOU
BEHIND THE BUSHES.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
Binky: HEY!
HEY, WHOA!
STOP THIS THING!
OH, I KNOWED THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
I'M GOING TO GET MY FACE PUSHED IN THE MUD
AND MY ARMS PINCHED.
I JUST KNOW IT.
CHUCKIE?
AHH! OH!
[ catching breath]
EMMA, IT'S YOU.
I WAS SCARED I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
ME, TOO.
AND, AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GO HOME
BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
OH.
WELL... GOOD-BYE.
[ stuttering]
EMMA, UH, UH, WAIT.
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU SOME MORE.
BUT WHERE CAN WE GO?
OVER THERE!
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLAYGROUND.
CHUCKIE, THAT'S SO FAR!
YEAH. IT'S KIND OF SCARY, HUH?
BUT I'LL GO IF YOU WILL.
LET'S GO!
HEY, CUT IT OUT, YOU BABIES!
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!
OH, NO!
MY SISTER'S WITH THAT FRECKLED KID.
STOP THIS THING!
KEEP PUSHING, YOU GUYS! [ scraping]
[ grunting]
EMMA!
[ splat]
COME ON, GUYS!
WE GOT TO SAVE CHUCKIE!
[ gasping]
GIVE ME BACK MY BINKY!
[ both grunting]
AAH!
DID YOU WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, HONEY?
CHUCKIE, LOOK!
I SEE, EMMA.
IT'S LIKE A PLAYGROUND
JUST FOR YOU AND ME!
NOT TOO HIGH.
DON'T WORRY.
WHEE!
[ laughing]
DROP THAT BINKY
YOU BABY!
GIVE IT TO HIM, TOMMY.
NO. WE'RE ALMOST TO THE TOP.
[ all grunting]
I GOT YOU!
NOW, GIVE ME MY BINKY!
ONLY IF YOU LEAVE CHUCKIE ALONE!
GIMME!
[ grunts]
NO!
OOF!
WE'RE OKAY, GUYS.
HE'S GONE!
YAY!YAY!
[ grunting]
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY YOU EVER...!
WHEE! [ laughing]
HEY! THAT'S MY SISTER!
EMMA!
OH, NO!
HE'S SEEN CHUCKIE AND EMMA.
COME ON, GUYS, WE GOT TO STOP HIM.
I ALWAYS KNOWED CHUCKIE WAS TROUBLE.
GEE, CHUCKIE, THAT WAS FUN.
AND I WASN'T EVEN ASCARED.
REALLY?
I THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN.
MAYBE YOU WOULDA.
[ chuckling]
[ rustling]
THERE YOU ARE!
[ both scream]
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO PLAY WITH MY SISTER!
CHUCKIE, COME ON.
[ gasps, growls]
[ panting]
COME ON, EMMA.
MAYBE WE CAN HIDE IN THERE!
HURRY, CHUCKIE, HE'S COMING!
[ rustling]
[ grunting]
[ thud]
[ grunting]
[ thud]
NOW WHERE'D THEY GO?!
[ Emma laughing]
[ hushed]: STOP LAUGHING.
HE'LL HEAR YOU!
I WILL, IF YOU STOP TICKLING ME.
I'M NOT TICKLING YOU.
THEN WHO IS?
[ screams]
ANTS!
[ both screaming]
DON'T GET ME, ANTS! YUCKY, YUCKY!
[ both shouting]
OH, YOU YUCKY ANTS! OH!
CHUCKIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EMMA, YOU GOT TO CLIMB UP ON ME.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
JUST...
DO IT.
[ grunting]
WOW!
I DID IT.
I WAS REALLY BRAVE.
[ chuckles]
[ screams]
OH!
[ shrieks]
[ cries out]
CHUCKIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[ panting]: UH, I THINK SO.
HMM.
[ crunching]
CHUCKIE, YOU SAVED ME.
YEAH.
I GUESS I DID.
[ screams]
YOU SAVED MY SISTER FROM THE ANTS.
I LIKE YOU.
[ grunting]
[ chuckling]
ISN'T IT GREAT, CHUCKIE?
NOW WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER ALL THE TIME!
UM, I GUESS SO.
NOW, BE CAREFUL, YOU TWO.
DON'T PUSH OFF TOO HARD.
HOLD ON WITH BOTH HANDS.
WOW, I CANTALK BETTER WITHOUT THIS THING.
UH-OH.
HE DITCHED THE BINKY.
NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
I SAY WE TAKE HIS UNDIES THIS TIME.
[ Didi singing...]
YOU KNOW, DEED, SOMETIMES I THINK
BEING A KID IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
[ Didi humming...]
[ barnyard animals calling in distance]
Tommy: THERE IT IS!
LOOK!
[ snorts]
Lil: PIGGY'S HOUSE!
Stu: THE KIDS ARE REALLY GOING TO HAVE A BALL TODAY.
THEY JUST INSTALLED THAT NEW ANIMATRONIC STAGE SHOW.
Drew: THAT'S NOT ALL THEY'VE INSTALLED, LITTLE BRO'.
YOU MEAN?
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY PUT IN THAT NEW "REPTAR UNCHAINED" PINBALL MACHINE.
OOH!
[ snorts]
Hey, hey, there folks.
I'm your old pal, Piggy.
Come on in and pig out on pizza.
[ snorts]
[ arcade games buzzing and ringing]
[ Tommy giggles]
HOWDY, THERE, WELCOME TO PIGGY'S PINBALL PIZZA PALACE.
HAVE FUN, PIG OUT AND FOLLOW THE RULES...
SO'S RINGO THE BULL DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO PLAY NICE.
YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW THE DRILL.
[ all gasp]
I am Reptar! Feed me quarters!
HERE WE ARE, GUYS.
PIGGY'S PIT BULL PALACE.
ISN'T IT... [ grunts]
OH, CYNTHIA, I'VE SAVED AND I'VE SAVED FOR MY WHOLE LIFE
AND DADDY SAYS I ONLY HAS TO WIN ONE MORE RIBBON OF TICKETS
TILL I CAN TRADE FOR...
THE CYNTHIA DRIVEAWAY DREAM CAR.
DADDY, I'VE GOT TO WIN THE TICKETS
SO'S I GET THE CYNTHIA DRIVEAWAY DREAM CAR.
HERE YOU GO, ANGEL.
HAVE FUN.
THAT'LL KEEP HER BUSY
WHILE I SHOW YOU WHAT A PINBALL WIZARD CAN DO.
OKAY, YOU KIDS PLAY HERE IN THE PIGLET FARM
WHILE I SHOW YOUR UNCLE DREW
WHO'S THE REAL WIZARD AT PINBALL.
OH, BOY, THE PIGLET FARM.
LOOKIE.
COW FOOD.
MMM.
I'LL SAVE SOME FOR LATER.
I JUST HOPE WE DON'T END UP BEING PIGGY FOOD.
[ dinging]
Angelica: YAY!
I WON! I GOT THE TICKETS!
♪ THE CYNTHIA DRIVEAWAY DREAM CAR IS MI-I-INE! ♪
♪ MI-I-I-INE!
[ humming gleefully]
ANGELICA SURE LOOKS HAPPY.
SUPPOSE SHE FINDED A BUG IN HER HAIR?
I THINK SHE WINNED THAT PRETTY RIBBON SHE WANTED.
[ clicks switch]
[ electrical whirring]
OKAY, KIDDIES, IT'S SHOW TIME.
[ snorting]
LOOK, GUYS, THERE'S PIGGY.
OOH.
HEY, PIG!
♪ I JUST GOT A CYNTHIA DRIVEAWAY DREAM CAR. ♪
[ gasps]
HEY!
[ snorting]
HEY, YOU DUMB PIG, COME BACK HERE!
HEY, YOU!
[ growling]
[ gasps]
SORRY, KID, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
YOU GOT TO DO TEN IN THE PIG PEN
IF YOU GET ROUGH WITH PIGGY
OR HIS BARNYARD FRIENDS.
BUT, BUT... BUT, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
[ crying]
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?
PIGGY JUST STOLD ANGELICA'S RIBBON.
JUST WHEN SHE'S ABOUT TO GET HER CYNTHIA CAR.
I TOLD YOU HE WAS TROUBLE.
AND THEY GET THEIR TIME OUT IN THE PIG PEN, TOO.
IT'S NOT FAIR AND WE GOT TO FIX IT.
WE GOT TO GET THAT RIBBON BACK FOR ANGELICA.
Both: YEAH.
[ zapping, dinging]
SEE, STU?
Reptar bonus! Reptar bonus!
WRIST TENSION.
THAT'S THE KEY.
THANKS, BUT I DON'T TAKE TIPS FROM AMATEURS.
IN TENTH GRADE I WON THE FAST FLIPPER TOURNAMENT.
YOU STILL HAVE THE TROPHY ON DISPLAY IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
THAT'S CORRECT.
THERE HE IS.
[ snorting]
WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PLAY POND.
OH, I KNEW THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.
COME ON.
I MEAN, I JUST...
I JUST 'MEMBERED I DON'T 'MEMBER HOW TO SWIM.
I'LL REMIND YOU.
[ yelling]
[ gasping, sputtering]
Tommy: COME ON, YOU GUYS
DO THE DOGGIE WADDLE LIKE SPIKE.
DON'T, UH...
Chuckie: TOMMY!
[ gasping, panting]
[ snorting]
NO, I CAN'T...
[ grunting]
TOMMY!
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
[ gasping, panting]
TOMMY!
THANKS, TOMMY.
[ Lil panting]
WHERE'S PIGGY?
HE WENT THROUGH THAT DOOR.
COME ON.
THE REAL SECRET, BRO', IS TO LET IT FLOW.
BECOME ONE WITH THE MACHINE.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PINBALL
OR GIVING ME A DANCE LESSON?
YOU COULD USE HELP WITH BOTH.
Reptar bonus!
[ all gasp]
Tommy: UM...
UH, HELLO, MR. FLUFFY GUYS.
UM, WE'RE LOOKING FOR PIGGY.
THEY'RE NOT VERY FRIENDLY.
THEY'RE ANIMALS.
THEY CAN'T TALK LIKE US.
[ grunts]
WOOF, WOOF, MOO.
OH, KITTY, OH, KITTY.
QUACK QUACK QUACKETY QUACK.
GEY AVECK, YOU MESHUGANEH HUNDT-MUNDT.
MY GRANDPA BORIS ALWAYS SAYS THAT
TO SPIKE.
WHAT ABOUT THAT DOOR?
IT'S JUST OUR SIZE.
MUST BEFOR US.
LET'S GO.
BYE-BYE.
OINK.
MICK HUNDT.
IT LOOKS SCARY TO ME.
LET'S FIND A LIGHT BUTTON.
IT'S NOT SO SCARY WHEN IT'S NOT SO DARK.
[ whirring and grinding]
[ music playing]
Hey there, folks.
I'm your old pal, Piggy.
And these are my barnyard buddies.
Enjoy the show
and pig out on pizza.
[ snorting]
THE SHOW'S NOT SUPPOSED TO START FOR THREE MINUTES.
[ laughing]
Oh, yeah, a special howdy doody hello to all you kids
and I don't mean baby goats.
[ snorting]
[ snorting continues]
HEY, THAT'S PIGGY.
HE'S UPSTAIRS.
COME ON.
[ music stops]
IT'S A TILT, YOU TILTED IT.
DID NOT.
YOU PUSHED IT.
LET ME AT THAT, LET ME, LET ME...
GIVE ME THAT.
THERE HE IS.
OH, AND HE HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS.
Lil: WHERE'S ANGELICA'S RIBBON?
HE MUST HAVE PUTTED IT SOMEWHERES.
BUT HE DON'T HAVE A DIAPER.
HIS POCKET.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT, CHUCKIE.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
BUT, BUT WHAT IF I WAKE HIM UP?
HE'LL BE EXTRA CRANKY.
YOU'RE THE TALLEST, CHUCKIE.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
OH...
[ sighs]
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, TOMMY
I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY POTTY.
[ music playing]
Hey there, folks, I'm your old pal, Piggy.
And these are my barnyard buddies.
Enjoy the show and pig out on pizza.
DADDY, LOOK AT THAT BOY ON PIGGY.
HE ALMOST LOOKS REAL.
[ Chuckie shouting]
[ metallic rattling]
ALL I WANTED WAS A SLICE OF PIZZA.
WHAT ARE THOSE KIDS DOING UP THERE?
DADDY, I WANT TO BE ON STAGE, TOO.
AH, OH, NO!
I BREAKED HIM.
NOW HE'S REALLY GOING TO BE MAD.
My barnyard, my... my...
WAIT, CHUCKIE.
THAT'S NOT THE REAL PIGGY.
IT'S JUST A ROBOT.
IT IS?
SEE?
HE'S ALL FULL OF METAL STUFF.
THE REAL PIGGY WOULD BE FULL OF PIZZA.
My barnyard...
LET'S GO FIND THAT REAL PIGGY.
Howdy do...
[ alarm sounding]
[ gasps]
I'M FREE!
My barnyard...
HMM, SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE.
YOU GUYS, THERE'S PIGGY.
Lil: AND HE'S WEARING ANGELICA'S RIBBON.
LET'S GET HIM.
OOH...
OKAY, PIG.
OH, NO.
HOW'D YOU GET OUT?
LET ME GO!
JUST, JUST... NO, YOU...
[ chuckling, snorting]
[ kids giggling]
OH, THESE KIDS DO LOVE ME, DON'T THEY?
[ all shouting]
[ giggling]
[ laughing and shouting]
[ zap]
[ shouting]
Drew: BRO', CAN YOU...?
DON'T TRY TO DISTRACT ME NOW, STU.
THE WRIST IS BACK AND HIS GAME IS...
WHOA.
[ both shouting]
[ giggling]
[ moans]
OKAY, DADDY, I HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS NOW.
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM...
SEE, CHUCKIE?
OUR OLD PAL, PIGGY
GAVE BACK THE RIBBON AFTER ALL.
WELL, I GUESS HE WASN'T SO BAD.
Piggy: BYE-BYE, KIDDIES.
COME BACK SOON
AND VISIT YOUR OLD PAL, PIGGY.
[ snorting and laughing]
[ wailing...]
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]
Lil: OH, KITTY, OH, KITTY, MEW-MEW, MEW-MEW.