最佳展出
致 圣诞老人
雷吉娜 我要出发了 Regina, I am prepared to depart.
带上我的展览项目 Have my project brought up.
好的 温拿少爷 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
杀死圣诞老人
比利 我刚刚得知 Billy, I just got word
你父亲不会和我们一起过圣诞节了 that your father will not be joining us for Christmas.
我懂的 宝贝 Oh, I know, sweetie.
因为 工作的事 It's... his work.
很不幸 It's unfortunate.
我还很期待见到约翰呢 I was really looking forward to seeing John.
很抱歉我没办法在现场陪你 I'm sorry that I won't be able to be there for you today.
没关系 奶奶 It's okay, Grandma.
过来 Come here.
你知道这里加点什么更好看吗 You know what would look good here?
再加一枚奖章 Another ribbon.
把冠军奖章带回家 比利 Bring home the blue, Billy.
我会的 奶奶 I will, Grandmother,
因为赢家就是这么做的 because that's what winners do.
真是我的好孩子 Oh, that's my boy.
之后我们就给你父亲发张照片 And we'll send a picture to your father afterwards.
小乖乖可以帮我要杯牛奶吗 Please be a dear and get me a glass of milk.
当然 奶奶 Of course, Grandma.
谢谢 Thank you.
雷吉娜 Regina.
是的 温拿少爷 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
我需要这封信连夜寄出去 I need this letter mailed overnight.
好的 Of course.
我大概最多四小时后回来 I'll be back in approximately four hours.
没有的话 可以打电话找我 Otherwise, I can be reached on my phone.
还有 雷吉娜 Oh, and, um, Regina,
奶奶想要一杯牛奶 Grandmother would like a glass of milk.
没问题 先生 Of course, sir.
锻炼呢 亲爱的 Working something out, love?
是的 Yeah.
今天的订单提前完成了 I finished up early on the day's orders,
所以我想着来练习一下 so I figured I'd get in some practice.
这是我们有史以来业绩最差的一年 This is our lowest year on record.
以前也有过低潮 都会恢复的 Yeah, we've had slumps before. It'll pick back up.
那下个月的生活费呢 And the supply bill next month?
我们不能再透支了 We can't run up any more credit.
别太担心 Try not to worry.
我只是在分析事实 Just trying to keep things in perspective.
我明天去镇上查一下最近进账 I'll head into town tomorrow and check on the late entries.
我会看看邮政信箱 I'll look at the PO box.
他们保证过咱的支票寄出来了 They've assured me our check's in the mail.
好吧 All right.
我做点饼干路上吃 I'll make cookies for the drive.
那太好了 That'd be nice.
你在这儿射垃圾玩的开心 You have fun shooting the trash.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
什么事 Yes?
你好 我是唐纳德 请问是 Hi, uh, it's Donald. Is this, uh...
你好 Hi.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
你有什么要给我的吗 Do you have something for me?
对 是的 我有 Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes, I do.
走过来 放到桌子上 Well, walk over here and bring it to the table.
放在垫子上 On the mat.
所以 这一般需要多久时间 So, uh, how long does this usually take?
该多久就多久 As long as it takes.
有地方让我坐会吗 Is there a place I can sit?
这里看起来有地方让你坐吗 Does it look like there's someplace that you can sit?
圣诞老人 工坊制造
这是你的东西吗 This is belong to you?
是的 我十一岁的圣诞节拿到的 Uh, yeah. I got it for Christmas when I was 11.
十一岁 十一岁 很好 Eleven. Eleven. That's great.
你知道吗 我从未得到过我想要的 You know, I never got what I asked for.
你玩棒球吗 Are you a baseball player?
对 是的 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
你是运动员吗 You're an athlete?
我以前是 I mean, I was.
15年前在大学时伤了十字韧带 I, uh, blew my ACL out in college, like, 15 years ago.
你为什么现在要卖了它 Why are you selling it now?
我不想卖的 I don't really wanna.
但我的女儿想去参加太空夏令营 But my little girl wants to go to space camp, so, uh,
我们掏不起那个钱 we can't afford it.
你觉得 你的童年梦想值多少 What do you think your childhood dream is worth?
两千 2,000.
我会给你九百美元 I'll give you $900 for it.
这连一半都不到 That's not even gonna get me halfway there.
我会给你九百美元 不要的话就滚蛋 I will give you $900 for it or you can fuck off.
水力发电是一种充足的能量来源 Hydroelectric power is an abundant energy source
同时也是我的项目主题 and the underlying thesis of my project.
你花了多长时间 How long did this take you?
两周构思 十天完成实际建造 Two weeks of conceptualizing and ten days of actual building.
你是怎么想到这个的 How'd you come up with this?
在我意识到活水 After I realized the amount of power
所蕴含的巨大能量后 within a flowing water source,
剩下的小学生都会了 the rest was elementary.
恭喜你 克里斯汀 Congratulations, Christine.
你是我们切斯特小学的骄傲 Oh, you have made Chester Elementary very proud.
亚军
你刚打败了四连冠的比利 温拿 You just beat four-time champion Billy Wenan.
你有什么想说的吗 What do you have to say?
没有比这更好的圣诞礼物了 I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
感谢所有人 特别是我的父母 Thank you to everyone, especially my mom and dad.
-恭喜你 -谢谢 - Congrats again. - Thank you.
比利 Billy!
抱歉 罗宾森裁判 我想这发错了 Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...
这位就是比利 Oh, we've got, uh, Billy right here.
和亚军一起拍张合影吧 Let's get a shot with the runner-up.
好的 亚军站到一起吧 All right, let's get the runner-up out here.
-这发错了 -把奖章拿高点 - I've got the wrong... - Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.
你们俩靠近点 看我这里 You two get snuggly. Look at me.
假装在我头上有个小松鼠窝 Pretend like there's a little squirrel's nest on my head.
拜拜 比利 圣诞快乐 Bye, Billy! Have a good Christmas!
罗杰 Roger.
是的 温拿少爷 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
我有一些事情需要我们那位朋友来做 I have some more work for that friend of ours.
我会帮您联系 少爷 I'll put you in contact, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 你说吧 All right, I can talk.
具体的需求是什么 What exactly does this entail?
好吧 我知道了 I see. All right, uh...
名字是什么 You got a name?
出价多少 How much?
是的 我都明白 Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
单我接了 Job accepted.
我得挂了 我在干别的活呢 I gotta go. I'm on another gig.
我们不禁要问自己 ...we ask ourselves the real question.
圣诞老人现在还有什么意义 Is Santa making a difference anymore?
接下来是一则来自北卡罗莱纳的新闻 Here we have a story out of North Carolina.
两个孩子说 他们把一个保龄球 We have two children said they were just having fun
从希克森高架桥上扔下去只是因为好玩 when they dropped a bowling ball off the Hickerson overpass.
我说 这可造成三十辆车连环相撞 I mean, this caused a 30-car pileup.
广告后 我们将连线俄勒冈州的一位先生 Next hour, we're gonna be talking to an Oregon man who says
谈谈关于一群学生烧毁了他的房子 a group of schoolchildren burned his house to the ground.
北峰镇 人口 4259
圣诞快乐 克里斯 Merry Christmas, Chris.
学生把叔叔点着了 Ah, schoolkids are lighting their uncles on fire
还从桥上扔保龄球 and throwing bowling balls off of bridges.
有什么可快乐的 Nothing too merry about that.
323号信箱 阿拉斯加 北峰 99603
后头还有你的两个大箱子 Got two more crates for you in back.
我把车开过来 I'll bring the truck around.
好的 我搬出来 All right, I'll get 'em ready.
嘿 克里斯 Hey, Chris.
拉尔夫 Ralph.
我的圣诞树下有很多礼物 I got a whole lot of presents under the tree.
你等会可以过来提前拆几个 You could come over later and unwrap a couple early.
-我可能 -你考虑一下 - Hmm. I might be... - Hold that thought.
抱歉 克里斯 你要点什么 Sorry about that, Chris. What can I get ya?
约翰ny Carson Johnny Carson.
今天情绪不高啊 Not in your usual chipper mood today.
已经过去整整两秒钟了 我还没有 Went a whole two seconds and I haven't
听到任何关于社会衰落 heard anything about the decline of society
或者愚蠢的美国下一代 or the reckless youth in America.
可能我今天过得不错 I guess I'm just having a good day.
怎么许愿等待 里面的东西也不会变的 Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what's inside.
我去后面再拿瓶威士忌 Gotta get another whiskey from the back.
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
最近怎么样 麦克 How are ya, Mike?
我好像不认识你吧 Don't think I know you.
希望尼蔻和孩子们都还好 Nicole and the kids are well, I hope.
听着 我没有要和她 Look, uh, I wasn't gonna do anything...
我从珊迪小时候就认识她了 Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid.
她是个好女孩 She's a great girl.
但她从来对婚誓没有敬畏之心 But she never did hold much faith in wedding vows.
不像你和我 麦克 Not like you and me, Mike.
听着 我只是来喝杯酒的 我不是 Listen, I'm...I'm just here having a drink. I'm not...
你看 如果你一路不停得开 You know, if you drive straight through...
我想要不了12小时你就能到家 I reckon you could be home in 12 hours,
和家人们一起过节了 spend the holiday with your family.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是要请你喝杯啤酒的人 Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer.
你不如立刻出发 帐我来结 Why don't you hop? I'll take care of it.
还有 麦克 路上小心 And Mike, drive safe.
麦克呢 Where's Mike?
谁 Who?
刚才那个帅哥 The good-looking guy
就在你的肥屁股现在坐的位置隔壁 that was sitting right next to where your fat butt is.
噢 那位小伙 我想他已经走了 Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
为什么每次你来 我最后都要一个人回家 Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone?
可能我这人带衰 Maybe I'm a jinx.
行吧 Yeah.
-你好 -你好女士 - Hello? - Hello, ma'am.
我是时代周刊的记者 I'm a reporter with The Times.
噢 那是一家很棒的杂志 Oh, that's a wonderful paper.
是的没错 Yes, it is.
我很荣幸能成为其中的一员 I feel very privileged to be a part of it.
我能为你做些什么吗 How can I help you?
昨天我们刊登了一篇文章 Yesterday, we ran an article
关于你们学校的科学竞赛 on your school's science fair...
我有一些后续的问题想问问 and I had a few follow-up questions
获得最佳展品的克里斯汀克劳福德 for the "Best of Show," Christine Crawford.
我希望能得到她的联系方式 I was hoping I could get her contact information.
没问题 我可以帮你查查 No problem I can get that for you.
太好了 Fantastic.
稍等一会 Just gonna be one more second.
很好 Great.
我帮你拿了牛奶 I brought your milk.
谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, thank you, honey.
放这吧 Put it here.
您该休息了 You should be resting.
让我们把这些东西挪开 Let's get these outta your way.
放在桌上吧 On the desk.
晚安 Night.
晚安 Good night.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
雷吉娜 Regina!
什么事 温拿少爷 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
奶奶想让所有人立刻离开房子 Grandmother wants everyone out of the house right now.
没问题 少爷 Certainly, sir.
你知道吗 You know...
我从没有输过科学竞赛 I've never lost a science competition.
你知道电路接地的质量决定它的效果吗 Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
比利 我觉得你的科学项目 Billy, I-I thought that your science proj...
十二伏的汽车电瓶 Twelve-volt car battery.
可能弄不死你 Might not kill you,
但会让你的牙齿打颤 but it'll make your teeth chatter.
你要归还第一名的奖章 You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
告诉他们你的火车项目拥有不正当协助 and tell them you were unfairly helped with that train project.
你作弊了 You cheated.
你不配胜利 You don't deserve to win.
我说的够清楚了吗 Am I being clear?
把她带走吧 Get her outta here.
他们到了有20分钟了 They arrived about 20 minutes ago.
好的 希望他们带了我们的另一半支票 Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
冷静 你发脾气也没有任何好处 Stay calm. You exploding is not gonna help anything.
确实没有 但是舒服 No, but it'll make me feel better.
见到你真好 克里斯 Good to see you, Chris.
突然造访 非常抱歉 Apologies about springing this visit on you.
别说客套话了 Why don't we drop the pleasantries?
现在是我最忙的时候 我还有活要干 It's my busiest time of year, and I got work to do.
所以我的另一半钱在哪儿 Now, where's the rest of my money?
我是雅各布上校 我们有个提议给您 I'm Captain Jacobs. We've got a proposition for you.
不接受提议 不握手 No propositions, no shakes.
我要说好的 而这里只有一半 I want what's due. And this? This is half.
这个嘛 你只生产了去年一半的产品 Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
而补贴是根据产量确定的 and, the subsidy payment reflects that.
这可是圣诞节 Well, this is Christmas.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs14\an8}乖孩子将会收到礼物,而淘气的孩子只能收到煤块 { \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs14\an8}圣诞老人会根据孩子在这一年中的表现列出不同的名单
总不能到处送谢谢参与奖吧 We're not handing out participation trophies.
如果一半的孩子只有资格收到煤块 I can't help it if half the kids
而不是礼物 我有什么办法 deserve coal instead of presents.
我们是有最低预算的 合同上都写了 We got a minimum budget. It's in our contract.
实际上 你和美国政府的 Well, actually, your contract with the
签订的合同中 申明了 United States government, states,
"补贴金额取决于" "Subsidy payment is dependent on"
"制作和分发的礼物数量" "volume of presents made and delivered."
我们就是这么计算支付的 And that's exactly how you've been paid.
这点钱都不够电费 This won't even cover the power.
我们要发员工薪水 还要吃饭 We have employees to pay, food to buy,
并且说白了 在这种 and quite frankly, this is one...
时间点给我们 humdinger of a time
丢这种压力真是绝了 to lay this burden on us.
重点是 只靠一半的钱 The point is, with only half our payment,
我们的厂子开不下去的 we're not gonna be able to survive.
我们理解你们正在经历的财政困难 We understand the financial constraints that you're suffering.
不到万不得已 没有人想让你们关门 No one wants to shut you down, not if we don't have to.
你理解什么了在这儿瞎说 Do you even understand what you're saying?
你圣诞节前都在干嘛 What you'd be doing to Christmas?
我们想要你们的节日精神 We want your holiday spirit.
但这也产生节日花销 而且 It generates holiday spending. And...
这些暂且先不谈 Let's not get into all that right now.
现在的重点是 I mean, the important thing is,
这个问题可能是有办法解决的 we might have a chance to work this out.
上校 您请 Captain, if you please.
克里斯 露丝 Chris, Ruth,
美国军方愿意资助你们的工作 the United States military would like to procure your services.
让我知道你把事说出去的后果你知道吧 You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
不知道 No.
我会杀了你妈妈 I'll kill your mommy.
我会杀了你爸爸 I'll kill your daddy.
你还有条狗 You got a dog?
是的 Yeah.
狗叫什么名字 What's your dog's name?
豆 豆子 J-Jo Jo Beans.
那我会把豆子也杀了 Well, I will kill old Jo Jo Beans too.
现在你走进去 Now you're gonna go in there
就说你逛街没注意时间 and say that you were at the mall and you lost track of time.
你去给他们买圣诞礼物了 记住了吗 You were buying them some Christmas presents. You got it?
可我没有什么圣诞礼 I don't have any Christmas pre...
那就说你本来想要 Well, maybe you were thinking about
给他们买圣诞礼物 buying them some Christmas presents.
记住了 后天晚上 Remember, two nights from now,
圣诞老人的大屁股会从你的烟囱里挤下来 Santa's gonna slide his fat ass down your chimney
然后给你一大堆礼物 and give you a whole bunch of presents
因为你今年一直是个乖孩子 'cause you've been such a good girl this year.
你知道 他不是对谁都这么好的 You know, he doesn't do that for everyone.
你的手机 Here's your phone.
克里斯汀 Christine.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, love.
你觉得他们说要关掉工厂是认真的吗 You think they're serious about shutting down the factory?
不 他们就是想威胁我们接受协议 Nah, they're just trying to bully us into a contract.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
我们也可以搞点额外收入的 We could use the extra income.
我知道 I'm aware.
不一定非得是他们的渠道 Doesn't have to come from them though.
确实 No.
对啊 何乐不为呢 Why, no, it doesn't.
还好我考虑过 I'm glad I thought of it.
我在平安夜还给你打电话 Well, I'm calling you on Christmas Eve,
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你应该知道我是认真的 so you know it's serious.
我觉着98年你那活我们干得挺好 I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98.
我的团队手脚麻利 My team is fast.
你知道的质量也一流 是吧 And you know they do quality work, right?
这 不行 Well, no.
这价格我确实比不上 No, no, I can't beat that.
但是这么低的造价 But if you're getting it that cheap,
肯定得在某些地方偷工减料 you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.
太不幸了 李宁 I'm sorry to hear that, Lee Ning.
好的 生活愉快 再见 Yes, have a good day. Bye.
李宁 没戏了 Lee Ning, out.
埃隆 我是克里斯 有给我的活吗 Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?
从服务器到糖果盒 我都试过了 I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs14\an8}Pez:皮礼士糖果,美国的一种卡通造型包装儿童水果糖
大家都生产外包了 Everybody's outsourcing.
他们让六岁的孩子光着脚工作十二个小时 They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet
来换两根泡泡糖 for two sticks of bubble gum.
太不是人了 It's heartbreaking.
你累坏了 You're exhausted,
你还得一整夜送礼物呢 and you've got a long night of delivering gifts.
要不出发前再休息一会儿 Why don't you get some rest before you go out?
还剩了点时间 You still got a little bit of time.
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
整个计划一点用都没有 The whole damn operation is goin' tits up.
克里斯 Chris.
克里斯 货都装好可以出发了 Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.
我马上就到 I'll be right there.
我看看 Let me see it.
等等 就快写完了 Hold on. I'm almost finished.
让我 直接把名单给我就行 Let me... Just give me the list.
你检查过了吗 Have you checked it?
来吧 没问题的 Come on. It's fine.
你为什么这个样子 Why are you being like this?
因为我没用 'Cause I failed.
你落东西了 You forgetting something?
这个就我替你保管吧 I'll keep hold of this for you.
别啊 外面零下十五度呢 Come on. It's 15 below out here.
那就喝热巧克力吧 Then have hot chocolate.
好吧 All right.
给圣诞老人
怎么样 How'd it go?
没死 I survived.
圣诞快乐 亲爱的 Merry Christmas, darling.
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来自: 圣诞老人 { \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\pos(260,160)}送给: 比利
你捅了大娄子了 死胖子 You just messed up big time, fat man!
出发 Go!
牛逼 创项目记录了 Hot damn. That was a course record.
再来一次 Let's run it again.
我今早 打算 去我儿子家 I was, hoping to, get to my son's place
去看孙儿们拆礼物 and see the grandkids opening presents this morning.
你没有加班费吗 Are you not being compensated for your time?
有 有的 当然有 Y-yeah, yeah. Sure.
那是没给够吗 Well, is that not enough for you?
不是的 足够了 No, it is.
那就好 Good.
那我们就再来一次 Then let's run it again.
有事吗 Is there a problem?
我有个任务给你 I've got a job for you.
太好了 Good.
我想你会喜欢的 I think you're gonna like it.
正合你的口味 It complements that hobby of yours.
什么活儿 What's the job?
我想要你杀了圣诞老人 I'd like you to kill Santa Claus.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}比利温拿
来真的 Really?
我知道他也让你失望了 I know he let you down too.
好吧 Well
这难度可不小 that's not gonna be easy.
如果你没兴趣的话 我也能找到别人 Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could find s...
不 我有兴趣 No, I'm interested.
我非常有兴趣 I'm very interested.
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{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}Cringle是圣诞老人姓氏Kringle的英语变体
你好 我是戴维斯 Hello. Davis here.
早上好 我是克里斯 Good morning. This is Chris.
-克里斯 早上好 -我接受提议 - Chris, good morning. - I'll do the contract.
那太好了 太棒了 That's fantastic! That's great.
-是的 没错 -我们安排下见面 - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes. - Let's get together...
圣 圣诞快乐 Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.
唯一能睡懒觉的日子 你却起那么早 The one day you get to sleep in, and you're up early.
我心事重重啊 Well, I had a heavy mind.
我刚才同意合约了 I just agreed to the contract.
-我们只能这么做 亲爱的 -我知道 - It's what we have to do, love. - I know.
怎么了 What is it?
几个孩子拿着猎枪往天上乱射 Some kids with a deer rifle put some flak in the air.
-又来 -是啊 - Again? - Yeah.
雪橇上穿了两个洞 我挨了一枪 Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me.
袋子都破了 Even tore my bag.
别管袋子了 让我看看你的腰 Don't worry about the bag. Let me see your side.
我没事的 没什么 I'm all right. It's... It's fine, it's fine.
会正常愈合的 It'll heal in the usual way.
我不知道我哪儿做错了 I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
可能是到时候退休了吧 Maybe it's time I retired the coat.
你只是需要歇歇了 You just need a break.
今年大家都不容易 We're all feeling it this year.
我已经失去了我的影响力 I've lost my influence.
你是偶像 大家都爱你的 You're an icon. People love you.
我是穿着红衣服的傻逼死胖子 I'm a silly, fat man in a red suit.
你可能觉得很可爱 I mean, you think it's cute,
但别人就是这么看我的 but this is what people actually think of me.
圣诞节就是闹剧 我就是个笑话 Christmas is a farce. I am a joke.
世界上早就没有真正的节日精神了 There hasn't been any real spirit of the season anymore.
已经好多年了 Not for years.
咱们把这些事先搁下几天别去想 Let's just get a few days out on this.
冷静下来再看这件事 That will give you a better perspective.
我应该收他们使用我形象的版税的 I should've charged them royalties for my image.
早就该这么做了 Now, that's what we should've done.
我们不是那种人 That's not who we are.
没错 我们不过是全世界最大的经济动力 No, we're only the largest economic stimulus in the entire world.
圣诞节光在美国就产生了三万亿元的消费 Christmas generates $3 trillion in the US alone.
而我们连电费都交不起 We can't pay our power bill.
你不觉得这有问题吗 Think there's something wrong with that?
我们现在要这样衡量成功了吗 Is that how we're measuring success now?
至少这是他们在乎的东西 Well, that's what they care about.
他们为了卖出那些玩具 汽水和汽车 They put up with us so they can sell their
才一直哄着咱们玩 toys and sodas and cars.
我们就是门生意 We're a business.
别骗自己了 露丝 And don't kid yourself, Ruth.
利他主义想减点税都越过他们的底线了 Altruism is not a deductible on their bottom line.
别全都怪在他们身上 你也变了 Don't put it all on them. You've changed too.
可能吧 You might be right.
或许我跟他们是一样的 Maybe I'm just like 'em.
你还是有这些的 You still have it.
我有的只是对这个自私世界的厌恶 All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.
谢谢你准备的雪茄 Thanks for the cigars.
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咨询台 有什么能帮到您吗 Information. Can I help you?
是 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我想找到在北极的一个人 I need to get ahold of somebody in the North Pole.
没有具体的国家或者代码我没法查找 I'm not able to search without a specific country or code.
好吧 那 Okay. All right, then...
离北极最近的是哪儿 what's the closest thing to the North Pole?
靠北的 极圈里的那种 Something... Something arctic, in the Arctic Circle.
抱歉 我不知道 如果能 Unfortunately, I don't know. If you
说得再具体些 我才能帮到您 could be more specific, I could help you.
那边有什么城市吗 Well, is there a city up there,
岛屿之类的 an island, anything?
海上漂着的一坨狗日的冰 A chunk of ice floating in the fucking ocean?
您这样说话我可能没法继续通话了 I can't stay on if you're gonna talk like that.
抱歉 我不是有意说脏话的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss.
求你别挂 Please don't hang up.
我希望帮到您 如果能说得更具体些 I want to help you. If you could be more specific.
好的 如果是埃尔斯米尔岛的尤里卡市呢 Okay, uh, what about the city of, of Eureka on Ellesmere Island?
好的 我找到了 Okay, I have it.
太棒了 Great, great.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}片中虚构的圣诞老人全名
你有所有叫克里斯托弗克林格的单子吗? Do you have a listing for Christopher Cringle?
你好 Hello?
还在吗 Hello？
你他妈为什么挂我电话 Why did you hang up the fucking phone?
放松 Just relax.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 河山只在我梦萦 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 祖国已多年未亲近 ?
重头再来 Back to basics.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 可是不管怎样也改变不了 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 我的中国心 ?
-天哪 -我干废他了 - Damn! Shit. - I broke it.
-我可以的 -我的老天 - I broke it. - Jesus.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 洋装虽然穿在身 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 我心依然是中国心 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 我的祖先早已把我的一切 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 烙上中国印 ?
再给我一杯茶 May I get another pot of tea?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 长江 长城 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 黄山 黄河 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 在我心中重千斤 ?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an9}? 无论何时 无论何地 ?
温拿少爷 这个包裹是给您的 Mr. Wenan. This package came for you.
您父亲送的圣诞礼物 From your father for Christmas.
晚了几天吧 It's a few days late.
是的 少爷 Yes, sir.
从巴哈马寄来的 From the Bahamas?
上面确实是这么写的 少爷 That's what it says, sir.
他可能在那陪他的小情人卡拉呢 He's probably there with his girlfriend, Kara.
我不清楚 少爷 I wouldn't know, sir.
把它给我吧 Well, pass it to me.
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圣诞老人 工坊制造
你到底在哪 Where the hell are you?
嗨 Hey.
那些 圣诞老人的信去哪了 Where do the, uh... the letters to Santa go?
就那些 孩子们写给圣诞老人的信 You know, the letters the children write to Santa Claus?
-那些信都怎么处理了 -都在H-36 - What happens to 'em? - Yeah, yeah. H-36.
那是局里的一个邮箱 Uh, it's a... it's a bin down at the office.
好吧 然后是怎么处理的呢 Right. What happens to 'em after that?
呃 这我就不知道了 Uh, I don't know.
我想你要问问维兰德 我们的区域主管 Guess you could ask Weyland, our district super.
维兰德 你知道我该去哪找他吗 Weyland? You know where I could find him?
知道 市里的分局 在雷丁路那个 Yeah, downtown office, just off Redding Street.
-雷丁 -是的 - Redding? - Yeah.
太好了 谢谢你 Great. Thank you.
不客气 生活愉快 No problem. Have a good day.
邮政局
早上好 Morning.
不好意思 我第一天上班 Sorry. This is my first day.
你知道怎么去主管米克斯的办公室吗 Know where I can find Supervisor Meeks's office?
需要我帮忙吗 can I help you?
我在找胖老爹 I'm looking for the fatman.
他在哪 Where is he?
什么 Excuse me?
就那个圣诞老人 混蛋 Santa Claus, motherfucker.
告诉我吧 维兰德 Come on, Weyland.
别给我装傻 Don't act stupid.
告诉我地址 我就会直接离开 Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of here.
你把那些信都寄到哪去了 Where do you send the letters?
你先冷静点 Okay, just take it easy.
听着 我没法给你地址是因为 Look, I can't give you an address because...
小声点 Shh.
我没法给你地址因为我根本不知道 I can't give you an address because I don't have one.
那你刚才整理的就是人生最后一封信了 Then you just sorted your last piece of mail.
别 别 别开枪 我只是 No, no, no, no. I just...
听着 这是保密程序 Look, it's a classified program.
他们只给了我一个邮箱 就这样 They give me a PO box and that's it.
其他的我什么都不知道 我发誓 I don't know anything else. I swear to you.
我们只是把信打包然后寄出去 We just crate up the letters and send them out.
写下来 Write it down.
我说写下来 -好的 - Write it down. -Okay.
好的 Okay.
在右边 To the right.
另一边 Other way.
别写那 换一页空白的 Not that page. Use a blank one.
好的 Okay.
-慢点 写工整了 -天哪 - Slow down. Make it legible. - Fuck.
行了吗 Okay?
你开玩笑的吧 You gotta be shitting me.
没有没有 我发誓是真的 No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.
所以 还有什么事吗 So, uh, what now?
嗯 Well...
没事了 that's it.
狗娘养的 Son of a...
你好 Hello?
行动开始 We're a go.
我今天夜里出发 I'll be on the road by midnight.
很好 Sounds good.
及时告诉我进展 Keep me updated on your progress.
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他们会理解的 They'll understand.
他们本来不用的 They shouldn't have to.
我能假定他们说英语吗 Can I assume they speak English?
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}政治正确发言,为避免种族歧视纠纷
我们的工作要求他们会说多种语言 Our work requires that they speak many different languages.
我们还是赶快完事儿吧 Let's just get this over with.
好了 大家现在安静一下 All right, everyone. Quiet down now.
安静一下 Let's quiet down.
大家都在吗 Is everybody here?
查过数了大家都在 先生 We're all here and accounted for, sir.
好的 首先 Well, firstly, uh,
我很抱歉让大家这么快返工 I'm sorry to call you all back so early.
但我相信你们都很兴奋要 But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking
庆祝和为下一个圣诞季做准备 and get working again on next year's Christmas season.
也许你会好奇今天 And you're probably wondering about
周围出现的一些新面孔 all the new faces around here today.
就像你们已经知道的 Well, as you already know...
越来越多我们的年轻人做了错误的决定 there is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.
而这不幸地也导致我们的年终补贴 Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy
远远低于我们实际的预算 to be well below our current budget.
现在 为了弥补这个缺口 Now, to make up for that shortfall...
我们要履行一项与美国军方签订 we are fulfilling a two-month contract
为期两个月的合同 with the US military.
我知道这会让你们中的很多人感到震惊 Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you.
相信我 如果有其他办法 Believe me, had there been any other way...
这是雅各布上校 This is Captain Jacobs.
雅各布上校会给你们解释 Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
接下来这里要发生的很多变化 on a lot of the changes that are going on around here.
感谢大家 Thank you.
我要讲明一些规则 I am going to go over some rules
这些规则无一例外都要被严格遵守 that must be followed without exception
一直持续到这次合约完成 and throughout the duration of this engagement.
这些规则关乎你们的安全 These rules are for your safety,
只有你们的安全 and your safety alone.
第一 每个人要采集指纹 Number one, you will be fingerprinted,
拿到一个必须随时佩戴的安保胸牌 assigned a security badge to be worn at all times.
下一个 Next.
第二 你们进出工厂楼层 Number two, you must enter and exit the factory floor
只能通过南边的密封门 through the southern bay doors only.
第三 你们必须摘下制服上的铃铛 Number three, you must remove the bells from your uniforms
因为它们会触发金属探测警报 as they will set off our metal detectors.
另外作为补充规则 In addition to these rules,
我们将升级工厂的安保设施 we will be upgrading the site's security.
还有其他问题吗 Do you have any questions?
说 Yes.
这是要我们造什么玩具啊 先生 What kind of toys are we making, sir?
不是玩具 小姐 Not toys, miss.
是美国天空之鹰的控制面板 Control panels for America's eagle in the sky,
我们的FJ-63喷气式战机 our FJ-63 fighter jets.
你的来访目的 What's the purpose of your visit?
娱乐 打猎 Recreation. Hunting.
我要猎杀一些东西 I'm gonna kill some things.
你填好5589号文件了吗 You fill out the 5589?
是的 女士 这是5589号 Yes, ma'am, I have my 5589...
4457号 my 4457,
还有3177号文件 and my 3177 right here.
好了 All right.
欢迎来到加拿大 Welcome to Canada.
我很高兴能来这 Good to be here.
我的天哪 下士 你是这么用锤子的吗 Holy Christ, Corporal, you call that hammering?
能不能对你工作负责点 Show a little pride in your work.
给你 你来 Here. You're up.
老天 Holy hell.
士兵 倒霉玩意儿从起重机上滚下来 Soldier, get your sorry ass out of that lift.
把你的烂摊子给我收拾好 Clean that shit up.
嘿 伙计 给你 Hey, partner. Here.
帮我拿一下 Hang on to this.
谢谢 Thank you.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}激素的一种,常被用作健身补剂
类固醇的功劳 Steroids.
我没带违禁品 I come in peace.
谢谢你 Thank you.
早上好 小七 大家都还好吗 Morning, 7. How's everybody holding up?
很好 先生 Very well, sir.
生产线昨晚已经上线运行了 We got the line up and running last night.
-现在我们在优化 -是吗 - Right now we're optimizing. - Oh, yeah.
优化 我明白了 Okay, optimizing. I see.
小十九 小二十三 你们怎么样 19, 23, how are you doing?
-美得很 先生 -棒棒哒 - Wonderfully perfect, sir. - Uh, super-duper good.
我欣赏你们的乐观 Ah, I appreciate the positivity.
你相信他们的话吗 Are you buying that?
当然了 老板 Absolutely, boss.
你都被我逼成这样了吗 I really backed you into a corner on this one
小七 不要以为我不知道 7. Don't think I don't know that.
订单要求在有限时间里生产大量产品 The order calls for a lot of product in a short amount of time.
没错 一切顺利的情况下 Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if
时间也会很紧 帮我满上 谢谢 everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.
事情从来没有一切顺利过 Which it never does.
什么时候你见事情完美过 When have you seen it go perfect?
-1910年接近了 -那年有一场惨烈的战争 - 1910 was close. - There was a bad war that year.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}可能是指墨西哥革命,时间略有出入
你不能责怪自己 You can't blame yourself.
-我去看看大伙 -我会在办公室 - I'll go check the crew. - The office.
哦 还有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
小七 7...
这是我们成败的关键 this is make or break for us.
不用我说你也明白 I don't need to tell you that
一切都倚仗这个了 absolutely everything is on the line.
圣诞危在旦夕 先生 Christmas is at stake, sir.
我们不会让你失望的 We won't let you down.
我们会在期限内完成的 We'll have the order finished on time.
好兄弟 Good man.
克里斯 我刚和我上级谈过 Chris, I just talked to my superiors.
他们对我给出的数字很吃惊 They're very impressed with the numbers that I gave them.
他们会派几个管理层的 They're sending in a couple of suits
来看一眼生产 to have a look at the operation.
这真的是一群让人钦佩的 It's a very impressive group of...
小工人 little workers you've got here.
工作十分努力的工人 Real hard workers.
可以的话 我们还要占用休息室 I'd like to use the break room, if that's possible.
我们是八人轮班制 四人一个班 I'm running an eight-man rotation, four on at all times.
我或是我手底下的某个人会 Me or one of my men are gonna be
全天二十四小时待在工厂 inside the factory 24 hours a day.
你可以接受吗 小七 How does that sit with you, 7?
我们可以在食堂休息 We can take our breaks in the cafeteria.
太感谢你了 我是雅各布上校 Many thanks to you. Captain Jacobs.
-小七 -小七 - 7. - 7?
我们都是按数字排列起名的 We're all ranked and accounted for by number.
这样更有效率 It's more efficient that way.
小七是我们工厂的领班 7's our factory foreman.
那小一到小六去哪了 What happened to 1 through 6?
我们这样已经很长时间了 Well, we've been at this a long time.
我们不会重新排号 We don't reissue numbers.
因为那是不道德和不敬的 That would be unethical and dishonorable.
我喜欢这样 I like it.
牛逼的团队管理方法 That's a hell of a way to run a crew.
你想吃曲奇吗 雅各布上校 Would you like a cookie, Captain Jacobs?
当然 Indeed.
牛逼的团队管理方法 A hell of a way to run a crew.
失陪了 Excuse me.
哇噢 Wow.
你还好吗 伙计 You all right, buddy?
仓鼠吊床是最畅销的 这个是滚轮 The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller.
我们还有跷跷板 Then we have the seesaw.
零食还有小宠玩耍屋 Nibblers and the pet playhouse.
没有地方放玩耍屋 There's no room for the pet playhouse.
你知道吗 有趣的是 You know, it's funny.
你看起来不像会养仓鼠的人 You don't strike me as a hamster person.
我是 Well, I am.
你看上去更像养爬行动物的人 You seem more like a... a reptile person.
你喜欢蜥蜴吗 Do you like lizards?
我有各种优质的变色龙 I have a great selection of chameleons.
我不想要变色龙 I don't want a chameleon.
蛇 Snakes.
没错 你是应该养蛇的人 That's it. You're a snake person.
蛇会吃仓鼠 Snakes eat hamsters.
你知道吗 很多人不知道 You know, lots of people don't know
自己是适合什么的人 what kind of pet person they are,
但我很擅长这些 but I'm really good at this.
你知道吗 你让我想起了我母亲 You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
-真的吗 -对 -Really? -Yeah.
她不善于倾听 She wasn't a good listener,
并且从来不知道什么时候该闭嘴 and she never knew when to shut the fuck up.
谢谢 Thank you.
来吧 伙计们 Here you go, fellas.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hey.
克林格先生 Mr. Cringle.
要找到这个地方可太艰难了 We had a hell of a time finding this place.
在镇子上四处打听 谁也不知道 Asked around town, but no one had a clue.
你们也能想象为什么必须这样 Yeah, as you can imagine, it has to be that way.
我们认为这是一件好事 And we think it's a good thing.
极好的事 我是莱克斯泰勒 Great thing. Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.
这位是卡特马普尔索普 This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe.
{ \fn方正兰亭中黑_GBK\fs16\an8}圣诞老人认识世界上所有人
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
对的 他们提醒过我这一点 Right. They warned us about that.
近几年情况都不太好 Things were a little touch-and-go for a couple of years.
是不是 卡特 Weren't they, Carter?
那是雷 他有时会一惊一乍的 Oh, that's Donner. He gets a mite nippy.
算你运气好那不是闪电 You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer.
她能把你的包扯个稀碎 She'd tear your package right off.
来吧 随便看看 伙计们 Well, have a look around, fellas.
小七是我工厂的领班 7, my shop foreman,
他可以展示你们想看的东西 will show you anything you might need to see.
我们不用参观 克里斯 We, uh, don't need to have a look around, Chris.
我们已经看了那些数据和样品 No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples,
您的工作非常卓越 and the work you do is exceptional.
军方愿意今后每年都 The military would like to procure
购买您的服务 your services on an annual basis.
还是先别谈以后的事 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
我们准备和您订下十五年的补助金 We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years.
我知道你们什么意思 I hear what you're saying,
但这是一锤子买卖 先生们 but this is a one-time deal, gentlemen.
不如先等等 下个月1号 How about you wait until you get that
您拿到那张支票 check on the first of next month,
再想想要不要改变主意 and then we'll see if you don't have a change of heart.
那是不可能的 That's not gonna happen.
我很欣赏您的乐观 先生 真的 I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
但恕我直言 我想我们都知道 but with all due respect, I think both of us know
有很大的可能您明年 that there's a very good chance you're
还是会沦落到这一步 gonna end up right back here next year.
而到那时 克林格先生 And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
可能就没有这么好的条件了 the deal we offer won't be so sweet.
我会在手边放一些润滑油 I'll keep some axle grease handy
万一我改变想法了呢 just in case I change my mind.
好吧 Okay.
但总统会那样做吗 But will the president do that?
我猜他已经做了 I think he already is.
坐好别乱跑 我马上回来 Sit tight. Be right back.
这是你的圣诞节礼物吗 You get this for Christmas?
对 圣诞老人给我的 Yeah, Santa gave it to me.
你一定是个乖孩子 You must be a good kid.
我想是的 I guess so.
你知道我像你这么大时的 You know what I got for Christmas
圣诞节礼物是什么吗 when I was your age?
永远忘不掉烧焦的皮肉和清凉油的味道 You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
100块买你的飞机 Give you a hundred bucks for it.
150块 150.
你的员工胃口真好 Your workers sure have healthy appetites.
你知道吗 我不住地想身高和肤色 You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration
是不良饮食导致的直接结果 is a direct result of an inadequate diet.
不良吗 Inadequate?
多丰盛啊 Please elaborate.
我认为你需要些 Well, I think what you need is some...
蛋白质 蔬菜 粗纤维 protein, vegetables, fiber.
我打赌如果给这些人正经的食物 I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
他们会像豌豆茎一样疯长的 they would shoot up like bean stalks.
上校 我们已经发现了 Captain, we have discovered the most
最高效和营养的饮食就是 efficient and productive way to eat
只吃碳水化合物和糖 is simple carbs and sugars
一天六顿 six times a day.
但这不正常 But that's unnatural.
人体需要四种营养源组合 The body needs four food groups,
日常锻炼和至少6小时的睡眠 regular exercise, a minimum of six hours of sleep.
精灵每八个小时睡20分钟 Every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
那能让我们充满活力并且 That keeps our bodies fresh and
保持工作24小时运转 allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation.
你们能坚持那样多久 How long can you keep that up?
无穷无尽 Indefinitely.
这就是为什么精灵比人类寿命长多了 It's why elves live much longer than humans.
那么克里斯呢 他也一样吗 And Chris? He does the same?
不 是付出让他保持年轻 No. It's the giving that keeps him young.
珍妮很喜欢她的五辆小卡车 谢谢圣诞老人
我想明天进城查一下信箱 Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box.
把支票握在手里会让我更舒服些 I'm gonna feel a lot better with that check in my hand.
有我呢 I'm with you there.
谢谢这个 Thanks for these.
我们相互扶持 We have each other's backs.
本来就是这样的 That's how this works.
还记得我之前做烘焙 Remember when my baking went through
中了素食无糖的邪的时候吗 the vegan, sugar-free phase?
哦对 Oh, yeah.
差点要了我的命 I was lucky to survive it.
体重掉了12磅 Must've lost 12 pounds.
但你还是跟我说了实话 即使你知道 But you told me, even though you knew
我听了不会高兴 I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.
其实更像是求生欲占了上风 That may have been more of a self-preservation thing.
重点是 我们我们都有顺利和不顺的时候 Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
我们有分歧 惹对方生气 We disagree. We tick each other off.
比如有一次你进了家门 Like when you come into the house
把汗水撒得满地都是 dripping sweat all over the floor,
然后拿我的好毛巾当汗巾 using my good towels for sweat rags.
但我爱你 But I love you.
所以问题会解决的 So we figure it out,
我们一起度过去 we work through it,
我们会互相扶持 we lift each other up.
我感觉醍醐灌顶 I'm feeling downright inspired.
很好 Good!
这种醒悟最好能在洗澡时产生 Let's hope that inspiration starts with a shower.
有这么脏吗 Mm. That... That bad?
没错 Yes.
-真的吗 -对 -Really? -Hmm.
-不给机会了吗 -天哪 -No chance? -Oh, God.
我得说服你吗 I got to talk you into this?
-不如 好 好吧 -快去 -How about I... Oh, okay. All right. -Just... Just go. Go.
下午好 Afternoon.
希望这个新年对你不错 Hope the new year is treating you well.
只好了那么几天吧 但我很乐观 Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic.
我能帮你什么吗 Can I help you with anything?
是的 Yeah.
我要 I'm, uh...
找一个朋友 looking for a friend of mine.
这是他的信箱 This is his box.
你指的是哪一个信箱 What box you lookin' at?
323 323.
你是克里斯的朋友吗 You a friend of Chris's?
没错 Yeah.
我们几年前有一起做生意 Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back.
我想要联系他 但把他联系方式弄丢了 Wanted to look him up, but I misplaced his contact information.
我想或许您能帮我这个忙 I was hoping maybe you could help me out.
很遗憾 我不认为我能帮到你 Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to.
真的吗 Really?
那真是 Oh, that's, uh...
太令人失望了 that's very disappointing.
我大老远的来这里 I've come a long way.
他没有给过我任何联系方式 No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information.
你甚至不知道他的姓吗 You don't even have his last name?
我的记忆里一直如此 Been that way since I can recall.
嗨 珊迪 Hey, there, Sandy.
嗨 赫曼 Hey, Herman.
我要把这个东西加急送到棕榈滩 I gotta get this thing out to Palm Beach double-time.
等一下我正在帮助这位先生 Hold on a sec while I help this gentleman.
你可以先留个信息 Let's have you leave a message.
克里斯每隔几天会来一次 Chris comes in every couple of days.
不用了 That's all right.
所以克里斯还在开那辆绿色的雪佛兰吗 Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy?
-红色的福特 -好的 -Red Ford. -Right.
我就是想说福特 I meant Ford.
我不喜欢细帆布 I don't like duck canvas.
破事太多了 Way too much going on.
太多枝条了 我又不是棵树 Too many sticks. I'm not a fucking tree.
太蓬松了 Too puffy.
我穿棕色显胖 Tan makes me look fat.
绿色太憨了 Green is fucking stupid.
或许你能跟我说说 Maybe you could give me some idea
你想找什么样的吗 of what you're looking for.
那件怎样 What about that one?
完美的外套 Great coat.
我看的出来你是个欣赏高品质衣服的人 I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garment.
小逼崽子
喂 Yeah.
报告进度 Status report.
暖和点了 勉强算是 Getting warmer, so to speak.
我在想 I was thinking.
我投入了很多资金 I'm putting a lot into this venture financially,
那么我想要个证据 and I'd like to retain a keepsake.
你想要什么 What did you have in mind?
我想要这个大个子的头 I want the big man's head.
那听上去很麻烦 That could be problematic.
你是在拒绝我吗 Are you saying no?
我是说这不现实 I'm saying that it's not practical.
断头是有风险的 Severed heads are fickle.
会腐烂 发霉 发臭 They rot, they mold, they smell.
这一路要花好几天 跨越两次国境 It's a multi-day trip across two international
和无数的洲界 borders and several state lines,
意味着要频繁地停车降温和检查 which means a sizable cooler, frequent stops
把我置于可预见的危险境地 and putting myself at considerable risk.
我不会为任何人做这事儿的 And I don't do that for anyone.
那么我想要他的胡子 Then I want his beard.
我才不要剃死人的胡子 I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard.
不如来些雪橇铃铛吧 How about some, uh... some sleigh bells?
不要 No.
好吧 Okay. Uh...
要不然他的外套呢 What about his coat?
好吧 把他的外套给我 Fine. Bring the coat.
太好了 Great.
好吧 我现在要工作了 All right, I gotta go back to work now.
让我随时了解事情进展 Keep me abreast of your progress.
狗日的小畜生 You fucking prick.
嗨 珊迪 今天怎么样 Hey, Sandy. How's the day?
什么事让你心情这么好 What's got you in such a good mood?
我找到我遗失的东西了 Well, I found something I lost.
现在喝酒太早了 Hmm. Uh, it's too early for all of that.
好吧 那你要来点什么呢 Well, then what'll you have?
我只是路过来打个招呼 I just dropped in to say hello.
如果不添麻烦的话 And if it's not too much trouble,
我想要一杯牛奶 路上喝 maybe a glass of milk for the road.
牛奶 Milk.
没错 Yep.
要热一下吗 Want me to warm it up for you?
那就更好了 That'd be nice.
噢 老天 Oh, man.
嗨 克里斯 Hey, Chris.
嗨 赫曼 怎么样啊 Hey, Herman. How you doing?
我挺好的 I'm good.
克里斯 之前有个哥们来找你 Now, Chris, there was a guy in here looking for you.
-噢 是吗 -一个外地人 - Oh, yeah? - Out-of-towner.
西装革履 像政府人员的样子 Fancy suit? Government-type?
一点屁股都没有吗 Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants?
对 就是他 Yep, that's him.
我们一块儿工作 Yeah, I'm working with him.
他也这么说 That's what he said.
好吧 谢了 赫曼 Well, thanks, Herman.
你的屁股就很大 You have a good one.
你也是 克里斯 You, too, Chris.
雅各布上校在下面吗 Is Captain Jacobs down below?
是的 先生 Yes, sir, he is.
我们怀着最诚挚的歉意表示 "We'd like to extend our sincerest apologies.
克里斯汀 克劳福德坦白了作弊行为 Christine Crawford has admitted she cheated.
并附上第一名的奖章 Enclosed is the award for first place."
小逼崽子
去他的 Fuck.
我其实很期待见到我前妻 I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife.
什么 What?
是的 我觉得我们可以复合 Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together.
哥们勇气可嘉 You're brave, man.
是啊 Yeah.
什么鬼动静 What the hell was that?
一根滑雪板 It's a ski.
警告 禁止穿越
丹尼斯 Dennis.
怎么样了 How'd it go?
尽在掌握 I got it.
你织的怎么样了啊 How's that knittin' going?
结束了 Done.
那么 现在就是个好机会 Well, it seems like an opportune time to
试一试 你觉得呢 try it out, don't you think?
现在吗 Right now?
不行吗 Why not?
还挺沉 Got some heft.
看看 Now...
手艺不错 Fine work.
一点小小的计算失误 A slight miscalculation.
化压力为编织了 Probably a little stress-knitting.
噢 我们总是想要大一点的床 Oh, we always wanted a bigger bed.
这才是我的嫁的男人 There's the man I married.
露丝ie 我想跟你道歉 Ruthie, I want to apologize.
我乱了阵脚 最近还有点 I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little...
自暴自弃 没有做到一个好伴侣的样子 self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you.
很多次谈到放弃 There's been a lot of talk about quitting,
但是 我们不是那种人 and, well, that's not who we are.
或者说 我不是那样的人 而且 Or, it's not who I am and...
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这种事已经存在很久了 亲爱的 We've been at this a long time, love.
这并不容易 This isn't easy.
我们开始时就知道不会容易的 We knew it wouldn't be when we started.
我想我太随波逐流了 I guess I just let it get away from me.
那就开始挽回吧 Then let's take it back.
我们需要这样做 We need to do that.
你找到我了 You found me.
这是雅各布上校 结束 This is Captain Jacobs, over.
需要我做什么吗 上校 What can I do for you, Captain?
我刚刚看了你的材料需求里的黄铜 I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests.
让他们改成了双倍 Had them put a double-time on it.
很好 Good.
重复一次 Say again?
行动正确 Affirmative.
收到 结束通话 Copy that. Over and out.
过来 Come here.
做什么 Why?
也许我只是想拥抱我的妻子 Well, maybe I just want to embrace my wife.
只是拥抱吗 Oh, is that all?
有什么问题吗 克林格太太 What's wrong with that, Mrs. Cringle?
我以为你想让我帮你补礼物袋呢 I thought you wanted me to mend your bag.
那个也要 Yeah, I do.
不过 一会儿再说吧 But, um, later.
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你在想什么呢 What are you thinking?
我在想 I'm thinking,
你知道 好的事情的确比坏事更重要 you know, the good does outweigh the bad.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 呃 Hey, uh...
放松点 小家伙 Just take it easy, little fella.
好吗 Okay?
那可不是玩具 That's not a toy.
你是雅各布上校的手下吗 You one of Captain Jacobs's men?
是的 我是他的手下 Yes, I am. I'm one of Captain Jacobs's men.
所以把那个放到地上 So put it down on the ground.
马上 Right now.
怎么回事 What's this?
我不知道 I have no idea.
发生了什么 What's going on?
噢 干 Oh, shit.
压住 亨肖 按紧了 孩子 Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son.
克里斯在哪 Where's Chris?
干 Shit.
嘿 发生什么了 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
他们在射击 They're shooting.
是谁 那些士兵吗 Who is? The soldiers?
我 我不知道 I-I don't know.
走吧 启动封锁级别黄色 Go. I'm initiating barricade protocol yellow!
去生活区 快 快 Get into the domestic wing! Go, go, go!
多布森 麦凯尼 菲利普 Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.
我们遭到了攻击 We are under fire.
亚纶 索非 进入火区 跟紧 Aaron, Sophie, Doors, right now. Stay close.
小七 你们都准备好撤离 7! You all get your asses ready to move.
我要把你们送出去 I'm getting you outta here.
走走走 Go, go, go!
小七 小七 7! 7!
到这儿来 快 Get over here! Come on!
小七 7!
小七 你要去哪 7, where are you going?
噢 又怎么了 Oh, what now?
好吧 说 All right. Yeah?
克里斯 我们受到了攻击 Chris! We're under attack!
-小七 -克里斯 - 7? - Chris!
沃克我也带走 I'll take the walker too.
跑 快 Go, go, go, go!
快点 快点 Come on! Come on!
关上门 Close the door!
快点 走 走 走 Come on! Go! Go! Go!
操 Fuck!
够了 That's enough!
强纳森米勒 Jonathan Miller.
你这个变态的孩子 You twisted child.
我还以为你把我忘了呢 And I always thought you forgot about me.
你记得这个吗 You remember this?
这是你给过我的唯一一件东西 This was the only goddamn thing you ever got me.
我给你写过那么多信 After all the times that I wrote you.
很抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, son.
我的能力是有限的 There are limits to what I can do.
我不能替代你的父母 I couldn't replace your parents.
是啊 Yeah.
你不能 You couldn't.
好吧 到这一步了 Well, here we are.
我来取你的命了 胖老爹 I've come for your head, fat man!
你以为你是第一个吗 You think you're the first?
你以为我得到这工作是因为我又胖又憨吗 You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?
现在停下 住手 Stop now! Stop!
已经结束了 It's over.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
克里斯 Chris?
克里斯 亲爱的 Chris, love?
没事的 尽量放松 It's okay. Just try and relax.
海尔格 Helga!
我一晚上都要在房间里做事 I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening,
所以不要来打扰我 so no interruptions.
好的 温拿少爷 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
你怎么才给我打电话说这事 Why are you calling me about this now?
怎么会少那么多呢 How can there be that much missing?
哦 我要追查这笔钱 Oh, I want this tracked.
找出是在哪里兑现的 Find out where it was cashed.
然后确认我的签名 Then check my signatures.
打电话告诉银行留意我所有的账户 Call the bank. Tell them to keep an eye on all my accounts.
如果有家贼的话 我要拧断他的脖子 If there's a rat, I want to snap its little neck.
我们来看看是谁逮谁 We'll see who catches the rat.
该死 海尔格 我说过不许打扰 Damn it, Helga. I said no interruptions.
你听不懂英语吗 我说了别进来 Don't you speak English? I said stay out.
你他妈又是谁 Who the hell are you?
我是露丝 I'm Ruth.
而这位是克里斯 And this is Chris.
比利 Billy.
好吧 Well...
我倒不是很惊讶 I can't say I'm surprised.
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正好 芬太尼 Yeah. Fentanyl.
这样就能干活了 That'll get the job done.
我也有一部分错 This is partly my fault.
你看 我只是最近有点不太正常 You know, I just haven't quite been myself lately,
是不是 亲爱的 Have I, dear?
但是是时候扭转这一切了 But the time has come to turn things around.
我决定要主动出击 I've decided to be proactive.
就从你开始 And it starts with you.
嗷 嗷 嗷 Ow. Ow. Ow.
嗷 Ow.
看着我 孩子 Now look at me, child.
我说了 看着我 I said look at me.
一个嗜血的罪恶灵魂 A wicked soul bent on bloodshed
被支使来取我的命 was sent to collect my head.
和你一样 他以为自己 Like you, he thought he lived
可以超脱道德和因果的约束 outside of morals and consequence.
现在他和他的狂妄一起被埋葬 He is now buried with his lack of reverence.
最后一次 比利 温拿 One more time, Billy Wenan,
再有下次 once more,
你袜子里的可不止是煤那么简单了 and you'll be getting more than coal in your stocking.
如果你奶奶过早的去世了 If your grandmother meets an early grave,
如果克里斯汀 克劳福德受了苦 if Christine Crawford suffers
哪怕只是感冒 so much as a cold,
如果你生命中的任何一个人 if anybody that crosses your path is made
因为你而伤心失落 to feel less or lower because of you...
我会回来的 I'm coming back.
我会在你熟睡时到来 I'll come while you sleep
把你从被窝里扯出来 and rip you from your covers.
亲手让你知道什么是你的后果 By my hand, you will know the consequence of your actions.
所以别瞎搞 So don't screw it up.
胖老爹的眼睛在你身上了 孩子 The fat man's got his eye on you, kid.
为什么你们不歇会呢 Why don't you all take 15?
我确实不想 Uh, I'd really rather not.
我不是在提问 I wasn't asking.
如果说我学到了什么 小七 If there's one thing I've learned, 7,
永远不要和送饼干的女人争论 it's never argue with a woman gifting cookies.
噢 我会告诉大家休息一会儿 Oh, I'll tell the crew we're on a break.
这就对了 不介意我拿一个吧 Yeah. I'll take one of those, if you don't mind.
你不是应该正在放松吗 Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy?
我在啊 I am.
要不了多久就这地方就能修好 We'll have this place up in no time,
比之前的更大更好 bigger and better than before.
并且保持下去 And we're gonna keep it that way.
我们会的 We are.
真好 Lovely.