好了 露丝 Well, Luz...
你这辈子有没有想过自己会看到这么惊人的东西呀 did you ever in your life think you'd see something as breathtaking as this?
我不喜欢这个 I don't like this.
是啊 没有什么东西比垃圾蛞蝓更令人振奋了 Yes, it doesn't get much more inspiring than the trash slug.
它在别人丢弃在路边的废物里造了一个家 开始了一段新生活 It makes a home, a life from what others have thrown by the wayside.
直到 啪地一下 Until, blam,
某天它被一个海浪拍中 丧命于盐分之手 it gets blasted by a wave one day and croaks from all the salt.
然后我们就可以把它吃的东西卖掉啦 And then we get to sell the stuff it ate.
-求你别逼我这么做 -别这样嘛 露丝 - Please don't make me. - Aw, come on, Luz.
在垃圾堆里撕扯垃圾生物的尸体这种事可不是每天都有的哦 It's not every day you get to go to the dump and pick apart a garbage carcass.
你们俩都疯了 Ah, nuts to you both.
话说 伊达 So, Eda...
咱们能不能给我的学徒期添加一些新课程啊 What if we tried some new lessons for my apprenticeship?
比如 Like...
阅读古代卷轴啦 或是混合魔药啦 或是 read ancient scrolls or mix together potions, or...
听起来像一堆在魔法学校才会干的事情 Ugh. That sounds like a bunch of magic school stuff.
等下 原来这里有魔法学校吗 Wait. Is there a magic school here?
就像是 有蜿蜒的高塔 可爱的制服 Like, winding towers, cute uniforms,
还隐藏着威胁生命的黑暗阴谋的那种魔法学校 dark plots that threaten your life kind of magic school?
嗯哼 更糟糕的是 他们还会强迫你以"正当"的方式学习魔法 Mm-hmm. What's worse, they force you to learn magic the "proper" way.
但是魔法并不正当 它本该是狂野和不可预测的 But magic isn't proper. It's wild and unpredictable.
这也是为什么魔法如此美妙 And that's why it's so beautiful.
我没有完成学业 现在看看我 I didn't finish school, and look at me!
有谁不会嫉妒现在的我呢 Who wouldn't envy where I am right now?
现在给你上一课 Hey, here's a lesson.
优秀的女巫要善于利用资源 就像这样 A great witch is resourceful, like this.
你好啊 油腻的泥巴球 Oh, hey. Greasy slime ball.
明智地使用你的泥巴球吧 小女巫 Use your slime ball wisely, young witch.
继续工作 Back at it!
我们先从发臭的地方开始 We'll hit the stink nodes first.
其实 如果可以的话 Actually, if it's okay,
我想回家看看那些还活着的动物的图片 I think I'll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still alive.
爱你哟 大王 Love you, King.
你这个海滩小美人 You little beach peach.
那我赚了 More for me, then.
开始吧 There we go.
这太棒了 This is awesome!
如果学魔法就只是挖泥巴球 Ugh! If magic's all about digging for slime balls,
也许我根本就做不来 maybe I don't have the stomach for it.
你可以做到的 你能行 You can do it! You can!
神秘的鼓励之声 Mysterious voice of encouragement?
不会吧 一个小女巫 No! Little witch girl.
你能行的 就算你的成绩很差 也不代表你是个糟糕的女巫呀 You can do it. Even if you get a bad grade, it's not a reflection of you as a witch.
我的父母是对的 走这条路会有更好的机会 And my parents are right. There are better opportunities on this track.
好了 去学校吧 Now, get to school!
糟糕 小朋友 对不起 Oh, no! Oh, little friend! I'm sorry!
薇洛 Willow!
哇 你太不起眼了 搞得我差点就撞到你了 Wow. You're so unnoticeable I almost rolled into ya.
嘿 阿米蒂 Hi, Amity.
难道你不应该早点去班里准备你的 Uh, shouldn't you get to class early to prep your...
哦 薇洛 Oh, Willow.
你没有什么可以展示的 对吧 You don't have anything to show, do you?
女巫开撕了 Witch drama!
这就是为什么大家都叫你"二把刀女巫薇洛" This is why people call you "Half-a-Witch Willow."
看来某人有些话想对你说 Oh, looks like someone wants to say something to you.
黏黏兽 起 Abomination, rise.
你是个 明星 You're a... star.
哎呀 跟我的一样呢 Aw. It's like mine.
只不过是更渺小 更微不足道罢了 But much smaller, and meaningless.
作为优等生 我有责任告诉你要坚持下去 As top student, it's my duty to tell you to keep at it.
会有那么一天 就连你也能拿到及格的成绩 Even you could get a passing grade someday.
黏黏兽 缩 Abomination, cower.
课上见啦 超级明星 See you in class, superstar.
喔 课上见啦 超级明星 "Oh, see you in class, superstar!"
我讨厌她那样做 I hate when she does that.
我讨厌做黏黏兽 I hate making abominations.
我讨厌拿到坏成绩 I hate getting bad grades.
啊 我再也受不了了 Ugh! I can't stand this anymore.
还不错 那根输卵管是上了膛的 Not a bad haul. That oviduct was loaded.
失去学徒 得到垃圾蛋 Ah. Lose apprentice, gain garbage eggs.
不错的交易 Fair trade.
反正我没什么损失 I didn't lose anything.
如果你不好好指导露丝 你会有的 If you don't teach Luz right, you will.
那就是我出场的时候了 我会让她来当我的徒弟 And that's when I come in, make her my apprentice.
哈 你能教些什么 如何卡在毛衣袖子里吗 Ha! And what would you teach? How to get stuck in the arm of a sweater?
那种事只发生过一次 Hey, that only happened once!
我要教她关于恶魔的事情 I'd teach her about demons.
如何辨认他们 与他们交谈 How to identify them, talk to 'em,
和他们一起建立一支军队然后毁灭世界 raise an army with them and tear apart the world!
那也要等他们把你从毛衣袖子里解救出来之后 对吧 After they tear you out of the sweater arm, right?
别自以为是了 You think you're so smart!
不如我们来打个小赌吧 Well, why don't we make a little bet
赌我是一个比你更好的老师 where I can prove that I'd make a better teacher.
好吧 但我有义务提醒你 Okay. I'm obligated to remind you that
我只是想利用这场赌局来彻底羞辱你 I only use our bets to utterly humiliate you.
而且 之前打赌你从来没赢过 And... that you've never won.
-我倒是很有把握 -那就这样吧 - I like those odds. - So how's this:
你用一天的时间训练这只垃圾蛞蝓成为你的忠诚战士 teach this trashslug to be your loyal soldier in one day.
证明你是一个比我更好的老师 露丝就归你了 Prove that you can be a better teacher than me, and Luz is all yours.
但如果你做不到的话 But if you don't,
我就把你的名字从大王改为扭扭先生 I change your name from King to Mr. Wiggles.
那好 如果你输了 你就得 戴上耻辱帽 Well, when you lose, you'll have to... wear a shame hat
睡在窝棚里 永远别想再踏进猫头鹰魔法社 哈 and sleep in a shack and never come into the Owl House again! Ha!
成交 Deal.
哦不不不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry!
没事的 被刺穿的只是几层皮肤罢了 It's okay. The thorns only went through a few layers of skin.
好 圆啊 So... circly.
你是个人类 这也太惊人了吧 You're human! This is astounding!
炽热群岛上有个人类 A human on the Boiling Isles!
你是怎么来到这里的 你在这里做什么 How'd you get here? What are you doing here?
对不起 我不能久留 Uh, I'm sorry. I can't stay.
我得继续去让我的老师失望了 I have to go disappoint my teacher.
很高兴认识你 人类 It was nice to meet you, human.
等等 我叫露丝 你是薇洛吧 Wait! I'm Luz. And you're Willow, right?
你刚刚对那朵花和那些植物施的魔法 实在是 哇 What you did with that flower and those plants, it was... wow.
谢谢 但是 我本来不该使用植物魔法的 Thanks, but... I'm not even supposed to be doing plant magic.
我父母让我在学校专修黏黏兽科 My parents put me in the abomination track at school.
是 魔法学校么 Like, magic school?
这也太酷了吧 That's so cool!
我好嫉妒啊 I'm so jealous.
我有一位老师 但她教的课有点非传统 I have a teacher, but her lessons are a bit untraditional.
我敢打赌她不会让我登记入学的 I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll.
但是我真希望我能在那里待一天啊 But I wish I could spend one day there.
我真希望我能及格一次 I wish I could get a passing grade for once.
这样大家就不会再叫我"二把刀女巫薇洛"了 Then people would stop calling me "Half-a-Witch Willow."
等一下 Hey, wait.
我知道怎样才能让咱们俩都实现愿望了 I know how we can both get what we want.
让我来当你的黏黏兽吧 Make me your abomination.
我会帮你拿个好成绩 而你也能帮我混进魔法学校 I'll get you a good grade, and you can get me into magic school.
很高明的点子吧 It's fiendishly clever.
-你说什么 -我看见那个女孩的东西了 - What? - I saw that girl's thing.
不就是一个胡言乱语的大家伙吗 It's just chunks of stuff that talks weird.
我是一个大家伙 我也会胡言乱语 I'm chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!
那倒是哦 That's true.
好 一言为定 Okay. It's a deal.
露丝 Luz.
这是个绝妙的计划 This is a great plan.
哎呀 是黏黏兽的黏液 Oops. Abomination goo.
绝妙的计划 Great plan.
欢迎来到海克赛德魔法与恶魔学校 Welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics.
千万要藏好 记住了吗 Remember to stay hidden, okay?
青年领袖
薇洛 你绝对想不到人类会干什么 Willow, you would not believe humans.
人类 我一个都没见过呢 怎么了 Humans? Psh. I haven't seen any. What?
你知道人类会把带刺的铁丝箍到小孩的牙上吗 Did you know that humans nail barbed wire to their kids' teeth?
为什么呀 也许是为了让他们具有磁性 But why? Maybe to make them magnetic.
其实那是用来存糖果的 Actually, it's for storing treats.
好吧 奥古斯塔斯 我要告诉你一件事 Okay, Augustus. I'm gonna tell you something.
但你一定要冷静 But you have to be cool.
我一定棱镜 我是说 冷静 - I can be spool. - I mean, cool.
好吧 黏黏兽 起 Okay. Abomination, rise.
我是个黏黏兽 I'm an abomination.
露丝 黏黏兽不是这样的 Luz, that's not how abominations act.
不 不 不是吧 No. No, it, it couldn't be.
他是人类研究社的社长 He's the president of the Human Appreciation Society.
大多数巫师都无法一眼认出人类 Most witches wouldn't be able to recognize a human right away.
-但奥古斯塔斯是这方面的专家 -你的鳃在哪里 - But Augustus is an expert. - Where are your gills?
我在人类世界里也认识一个奥古斯塔斯 我们都叫他古斯 I knew an Augustus back in the human world. We called him Gus.
古斯 是昵称吗 人类的昵称 古斯 Gus? Nickname? Human nickname? Gus?
就这么叫我吧 古斯 这是我人生中最棒的一天 Call me it. Wow. Gus. This is the best day of my life.
我得去上咒语课了 咱们午饭时见 I've gotta get to spelling class. See you guys at lunch!
行了 回到你的黑暗中去吧 All right. Into the darkness you go.
谁是乖巧的小王子啊 Aw. Who's a good Prince, Jr.?
谁是好小伙儿啊 Who's a good guy?
嘿 扭扭先生 Hey, Mr. Wiggles.
你这么教 它什么也学不会 You're not gonna teach it anything doing that.
这叫正向强化法 伊达 It's called positive reinforcement, Eda.
而且这招很管用 And it works wonders.
看见了吗 你可看好了 Ha ha! See? Now watch this.
小王子 去打伊达 弄翻她的饮料 搞乱她的发型 Prince, Jr.! Attack Eda! Knock over her drink! Mess up her hair!
哦不 快停下 Oh, no. Please stop.
我好久没看见你的学生了 Well, I haven't seen your student in forever.
据我所知 她对你没有那么忠诚了 For all we know, she's not even loyal to you anymore.
你想得美 You wish.
话说回来 她去哪儿了 But yeah. Where is she?
-希望我能合格 -我这次稳了 - Hope I pass. - I'm confident about this.
一堆脚趾甲长在不该长的地方 Too many toenails in unexpected places.
不合格 真可悲 Fail. Pathetic!
你们真是像黏黏兽一样笨 The biggest abominations are all of you!
要是下一位同学的黏黏兽不合格 If the next abomination is a failure,
你们每个人都要额外加作业一个月 everyone gets extra homework for a month!
加作业 不是吧 又来了 Extra homework? Not again!
下一个上来的是 And the next one to come up is...
老师 打断一下 我已经准备好要展示黏黏兽了 Excuse me, sir, but I am ready to present my abomination.
起 Rise!
我总是把最好的留到最后 阿米蒂 I've always saved the best for last, Amity.
你还是得等轮到你才行 You'll have to wait your turn.
不如让 How about...
薇洛 Willow.
别让那个二把刀女巫来 Not Half-a-Witch.
这下好了 加一个月的作业 Great. Homework for a month.
别听他们的 薇洛 我们没问题的 Don't listen to them, Willow. We can do this.
黏黏兽 起 Uh... Abomination, rise.
黏黏兽 鞠躬 Abomination, bow.
太棒了 但它能说话吗 Very impressive. But does it speak?
虽说我是你的黏黏兽 Uh, I may be your abomination,
但你是我的娘娘兽 but you're my a-mom-ination.
"娘娘兽" "A-mom-ination!"
完美的谐音梗 Splendid wordplay.
A+ A plus!
薇洛 你今天的表现很精彩 Wonderful work today, Willow.
看来我们有了一位新的优等生 Looks like we have a new top student.
但是 But...
谢谢老师 Uh... Thank you, sir.
我上次看见你的时候 你的黏黏兽还是一团烂泥 Last time I saw you, your abomination was mush.
你是怎么做到的 What did you do?
我 把你的鼓励牢记于心了 阿米蒂 I, uh, took your pep talk to heart, Amity.
我想也是 我会盯着你的 二把刀女巫 I bet you did. I've got my eyes on you, Half-a-Witch.
那个徽章是属于我的 That badge is mine.
我觉得阿米蒂跟我们杠上了 Uh-oh. I think Amity is onto us.
你看见露丝了吗 Have you seen Luz?
我听见她像老鼠似的从附近走过 I heard her tiny mouse feet walking close by.
也有可能是真的老鼠 Or that might've been some mice.
反正肯定有人往那个方向走了 Anyway, someone started moving in that direction.
-呼呼呼 -你是想指给我 还是 - Hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo. - Are you trying to point, or?
你看风向标啦 Look at the weather vane!
但那条路只能通向 But the only thing that way is the...
不 No.
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
好了 同学们 开始背诵符文吧 Okay, everyone. Recite your runes.
克罗姆 齐克斯 埃尔格林 泽诺米德 Krom, Zix, Elgrim, Zenomide...
不 盲目的服从 No. Blind obedience.
现在开始学习六进制 Heximal system time!
大家记下来 Let's get memorizin'!
不 毫无意义的功课 No! Pointless busywork!
不 No!
为什么是 学校啊 Why! School!
人类也吃花生果酱三明治吗 Hey. Do humans eat PB&J's?
天哪 我好久没吃正经食物了 拜托给我来点儿 Oh, my gosh. I haven't eaten real food in so long. Please give me some.
我不确定 古斯 I don't know, Gus.
要是阿米蒂看见了 If Amity saw that...
我看见了 黏黏兽不会吃东西 I saw that! Abominations don't eat!
我知道你在里面 你躲不了我的 你是什么东西 I know you're in there! You can't hide from me. What are you?
你是谁 快告诉我 Who are you? I want answers!
阿米蒂·布莱特 Amity Blight.
我料到了你会嫉妒 但这幕 I suspected a twinge of jealousy, but this,
真是悲哀 this is just sad.
但我 不 快看它 But I... No! Look at it.
去邦普校长的办公室报到 Report to Principal Bump's office.
-但是 -快去 - But... - Now!
打滚 好 Roll over! Yes!
好 好 Yes, yes!
找到你出走的学生了吗 So, did you find your runaway student?
从你的表情 我能看出 By your expression, I can tell
露丝跑到别的地方去学习了 Luz has gone and found herself someplace else to learn.
也就是说我赢了 Which means I have won!
是啊 真棒 你赢了 Yes, great, you won.
你有一个大块头的士兵 而我什么也没有 恭喜你啊 You have a giant soldier thing and I have nothing. Congrats!
伊达 别这么说 Oh, Eda. Don't say that.
至少你还有这个 At least you have this!
我真是太幽默了 I am so funny!
好啦 小王子 训练结束了 Ah, well, Prince, Jr. training complete.
去吧 让世界在你的脚下颤抖吧 Go forth! Make the world tremble at your feet...
或者说是虫足 or worm stubs.
去啊 Go forth?
好吧 Oh. Right.
我是个满身臭汗的小黏黏怪 I'm a sweaty little abomination.
但是我们现在不用担心阿米蒂了 击个掌吧 But now we don't have to worry about Amity. High five!
拍我的手 这是人类的庆祝方式 Slap my hand. It's a human thing.
天哪 Oh. Oh, my.
我的天 感觉真棒啊 Oh, man, what a rush!
下午好 同学们 Good afternoon, students.
邦普校长 Principal Bump.
黏黏怪 起 Abomination, rise.
黏黏怪 躺 Abomination, lie.
一夜爆红是值得去追求的 Uh, viral fame is a worthy pursuit.
就算你的猫有机会 它也永远不会吃你的 Your cat would never eat you if it got the chance.
-化学药剂是真的 -不 黏黏怪 - Chemtrails are real... - Oh, no, abomination.
你居然会把命令听错 真奇怪 How strange for it to get the command wrong.
我的意思是躺下 I mean lie down.
太逼真了 So very lifelike.
当布莱特小姐告诉我你的黏黏怪的情况时 我觉得必须得过来 When Miss Blight told me about your abomination, I had to come by,
来看看她是用什么做的 see what she's made of.
我这里有她的配料单 Oh, I have her list of ingredients right here.
不用 No.
我们希望 We were hoping...
仔细看看 for a closer look.
薇洛 你来切第一刀 Willow, I'll allow you the first cut.
人类是不能被直接切开的 对吧 Uh, you can't just cut open a human, can you?
薇洛 动手吧 切第一刀 Willow, go ahead and make the first incision.
等等 邦普校长 Wait, Principal Bump!
击掌 Uh, high five!
快跑 Run!
他们逃走了 They're getting away!
入侵者跑是跑不远的 No, the intruder won't get far.
这都是我的错 薇洛 This is all my fault, Willow.
我只是想看看真正的魔法学校是什么样的 I just wanted to see what a real magic school was like.
你喜欢这里吗 Well, how do you like it?
确实挺棒的 It's lovely, actually.
好了 我们得快点逃出去 趁着 Okay, we should get out of here before...
邦普还没把我们困住 ...Bump seals us in.
帮帮我 快帮帮我 Help me, help me, help me!
你的学生不听话了吗 Trouble with your student?
是的 是的 Yes, yes!
你确定你需要我的帮助吗 Are you sure you need my help?
也许他只是想再上几堂你的天才课程呢 Maybe he only wants more of your brilliant lessons.
求你帮帮我 我答应你叫我扭扭先生 Please help me! You can call me Mr. Wiggles!
好吧 扭扭先生 接下来我们要这么做 Okay, Mr. Wiggles. Here's what we're gonna do.
太糟糕了 我都不知道该怎么办 Oh, this is awful. I don't know what to do.
阿米蒂说的对 我只是二把刀女巫薇洛 Amity's right. I'm just Half-a-Witch Willow.
你是真正的女巫薇洛 You're Full-Witch Willow.
你很棒 And you're great.
有人曾告诉过我 优秀的女巫善于利用资源 And someone once told me great witches are resourceful.
就是它了 That's it!
你是说这个油腻的泥巴球吗 You mean that greasy slime ball?
露丝 这是颗种子 幸亏你带着它 Luz, it's a seed! Thank goodness you had it on you.
是啊 幸亏有人跟我说要带着它 Yeah. Thank goodness someone told me to hold on to it.
生长吧 Please grow!
太厉害了 Remarkable.
是出口 There's the exit!
先别急 Not so fast!
我是不会轻易让你们逃走的 I'm not letting you get away so easily.
我要我的徽章 I want my badge!
黏黏怪 抓住他们 Abominations, seize!
你快走 Get outta here!
不 我不会抛下你的 No! I'm not leaving you.
我可能会被留校察看 但你会被解剖的 I may get detention, but you'll get dissected.
所以 快跑啊 So go!
薇洛 Willow!
我现在没法救你 I can't save you right now.
但我知道有谁能救你 But I know someone who can!
就是现在 撒盐 Pour the salt, now!
小宝贝 Baby boy!
我可没有儿子 I have no son.
吃盐吧 Eat salt!
太好了 我成功了 Yes, I did it!
我太厉害了 I'm amazing! Ahh!
你也帮了忙 You helped too.
你是一个好老师 You are a good teacher.
露丝也能这么想就好了 I wish Luz thought that too.
伊达 Eda!
嘿 这是干什么 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What is this? Ugh!
我真不理解你为什么总是这样做 I never understand when you do this.
你的教学有作用了 放在口袋里的垃圾救了我的命 Your lesson worked! Keeping junk in my pocket saved my life!
但是等等 我的新朋友们还在危险中呢 But wait. My new friends. They're in danger.
露丝 Luz!
说真的 他们是谁 Seriously, what is that?
说了你肯定不会相信 露丝 现在一切都完美了 You won't believe it, Luz. Everything is perfect now!
你说的对 我都不敢相信 It's true. I don't believe it.
邦普校长对我操控植物的能力惊讶不已 Principal Bump was so impressed by my plant work
他要把我转到植物魔法系 he's switching me to the plant magic track!
看 Look!
太好了 Yes!
阿米蒂怎么样了 What about Amity?
最后一次看到她时 Last we saw,
她在问邦普校长今天能不能算作额外的学分 she was asking Bump if today could count as extra credit.
我好期待下次偷偷溜进去时看到你的活跃表现啊 Well, I can't wait to see you in action next time I sneak in.
说到这个 Uh, about that.
你好像 You're kinda, sorta...
被禁止入内了 banned.
真是我的好姑娘 That's my girl!
但我们可以来这里教你我们学到的东西呀 But we could come here and teach you what we learned.
那真是太好了 不过 Aw. That would be nice. But...
我已经有一位很好的老师了 I have a pretty great teacher already.
嗯 没错 Yeah, that's right.
露丝是我的学生 Luz is my student.
退后 科班出身的废物们 Back off, academy twerps.
宝贝学生的第一张通缉海报 Ah, baby's first wanted poster.
干得漂亮 孩子 Good job, kid.
看来我确实教了你一些东西 Looks like I taught you something after all.
你要用你的手击掌 Uh, you high five with your hands,
而不是你的头 not your head.