1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:25,692 Uh, hmm. Looks like Jimmy Pesto's big Super Bowl weekend is starting early. 3 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,277 No, no, no. Higher. 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,446 Every year it starts earlier and earlier. 5 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,114 Like ant season under Gene's bed. 6 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,575 I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. 7 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:37,871 I'm holding all of my BMs until halftime, when I will make a Super Bowel. 8 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,290 You can't hold your poops in. You gotta set them free 9 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,543 where they go down the sewer and they find their families and they're happy. 10 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,628 I'm their family. I raised them. 11 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,298 Hey. We should do our own Super Bowl promotion. 12 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,176 For people who want the option to have good food. 13 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,179 Great idea, Dad. We can have people over and order a bunch of Thai. 14 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,598 What? No, Tina. I'm talking about our food. 15 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,224 Oh, right. That'll work, too. 16 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,353 Hmm? What's that jerk up to? 17 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,395 [bell jingles] 18 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,189 Ugh. What do you want, Jimmy? 19 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,149 Saw your little sign. What are you gonna do, 20 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,567 listen to the game on the radio 21 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,778 and then go out and tell everybody what happened? 22 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,197 -What are you talking about? -You don't have a TV. 23 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,573 Yeah, we do. It's right there. 24 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,116 -Right there. -Where? I don't see-- 25 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,827 Where? Oh, yeah. Little fella. 26 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,829 Yeah. And it has good horizontal hold. 27 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,331 Sheesh! How old is that thing? 28 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,750 The players are all gonna have English accents. 29 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,628 -Ah! Because England's old. -Don't hold my hand. 30 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,129 -Get out of here, Jimmy. -Yeah. 31 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,632 It's no wonder every year my place is packed for the game, 32 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,927 -while you serve two customers. -He's talking about us. Look alive, Mort. 33 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:37,013 Oh, yeah? Well, well, we have our own Super Bowl idea, Jimmy. 34 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,932 -Yeah. -Is it my Super Bowel? 35 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,475 -Bigger. -Impossible. 36 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,687 Our idea's gonna get us more business on Sunday than you. 37 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,480 -Yeah, that's right. -You go, Dad. 38 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,733 Our place will be packed, and yours will be empty. 39 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,069 -Like Trev's soul. -Heh. Whoa. 40 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,278 -I'm sorry. -Ah. 41 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,988 That's cute that you think that. 42 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,449 Almost as cute as your little cooking booties. 43 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,951 [Bob] They happen to be clogs. 44 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,994 Yeah? Go back to Holland, you windmill. 45 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,413 He's not a windmill. 46 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,082 You'll see, Jimmy. My idea's gonna destroy you. 47 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,501 Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "What happened?" 48 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,462 And I'm gonna be like, "Bob's idea happened!" 49 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,089 So, what do you got, Bob? 50 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,008 -I got nothing. -Ah, nuts. 51 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,801 No, Dad, we've got nothing. 52 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:15,719 Thanks, Tina. 53 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,846 Here's something. It's a grocery list. 54 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,598 Hurry back, and I'll make zucchini and wienie paninis. 55 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,642 -You'll love them. Yay. -Yay. 56 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,603 What am I gonna do to bring in more business? 57 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,648 Can't let Pesto win. Again. [in squeaky voice] "I have an idea." 58 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,400 [in normal voice] What is it, zucchini? 59 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,609 "You could kill Jimmy." 60 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,528 Yeah, I could kill him! 61 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,989 "Yeah, kill him today with me. 62 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,574 Shove me down his throat." 63 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,618 That's a great idea. It's a perfect murder. 64 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,954 "Watch out for that truck!" 65 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,456 Or... 66 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,710 "Or what?" Nothing, forget it. Just go back in the bag. 67 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,798 A 15-second local Super Bowl commercial is only $3,000. 68 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,342 We can afford it, barely. 69 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,509 I don't know, Bob. 70 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,387 We'd have to empty almost all our savings. What if it doesn't work? 71 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,015 It will work. When everyone in the bi-county area 72 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,267 sees our commercial, they'll come to our restaurant. 73 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,936 I didn't know our county was bi. Good for us. 74 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,689 Lin, we'll make that money back and then some. 75 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,400 This is just about you wanting to one-up Jimmy Pesto. 76 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,069 No, Lin. The fact that our commercial 77 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,364 will play on all of Jimmy Pesto's stupid 18 televisions 78 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,574 during the game has nothing to do with it. 79 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,451 This is about growing our family business. 80 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,245 We'll get so big, we'll run Mort off his land and take his goats. 81 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,498 We'll get so rich, we'll never be happy again. 82 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,625 Three thousand dollars is a lot of money, Bobby. 83 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,544 But a Super Bowl commercial is a game-changer, Lin, 84 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,088 -and it'll be fun. -No. 85 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,298 -We'll put the whole family in it. -I don't think-- 86 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,758 You could sing a song. 87 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,009 ♪ Let's do it ♪ 88 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,220 The Belchers are making a commercial. 89 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,722 ♪ A family commercial ♪ 90 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,809 Finally, people have a reason to watch the Super Bowl. 91 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,398 This is an impressive savings account here. 92 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,691 And then here's yours. 93 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,983 -See the difference? -Yes. 94 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,985 Good planning, careful saving. 95 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,030 No apparent plan, small, random deposits. 96 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,448 Yes, I get it. 97 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,950 Something. Nothing. 98 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,284 You've made your point. 99 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,870 I shouldn't even be showing you this other account, 100 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,791 -I couldn't think of another way to help. -Actually, it's kind of hurtful. 101 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,752 Yes, I'm basically emptying our account, but it's worth it to have 102 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,421 a commercial during the Super Bowl. 103 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,590 I'll be back in here in no time depositing twice as much. 104 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,552 Oh, that'll be fun. I'll have our vault enlarged. 105 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,722 Okay, financing is in place. 106 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,225 Now we just need a $3,000 idea for the family commercial. 107 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,144 So, let's do it. What do we got? 108 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,396 Bobby, I know a guy who used to be in the NFL. 109 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,232 -I bet you could get him. -Really? That could be great. 110 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,484 I don't know. Celebrity endorsement? 111 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,777 Sounds a little hoity-toity. 112 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,947 Yeah, that might be a little slick for us. It's something Pesto would do. 113 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,283 We'll keep it simple, just the food and the family. 114 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,410 How about a slogan? "Where's the burger? 115 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,370 -Between Bob's buns." -[fart noise] 116 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,788 Um, well, not that. 117 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:52,083 How about this? "Bob's Burgers, like a beef in the night." 118 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,711 -No. -You can be the Joint Beefs of Staff. 119 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,879 I don't think so. 120 00:04:55,962 --> 00:05:01,551 Um, how about, "I beef, you beef, we'll all beef, at Bob's Burgers." 121 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,303 -Not great, Teddy. -Something like that. 122 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:07,599 Oh, oh. "Come meet our family and let us meat you." 123 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,892 Get it? Meat? 124 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:10,935 Louise, that's pretty good. 125 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,270 I'm the smart one! 126 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,897 -That's good? -That could work. 127 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,398 Lin, you could sing that. 128 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,400 Well, yeah, I-- Yeah, yeah. 129 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,443 Yes, now I hear it. 130 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,862 -Gene. Give me something bouncy. -[dance music playing] 131 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,198 -Mom, go. -Two, three. 132 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,200 ♪ Come meet our family ♪ 133 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,993 ♪ And let us meat you ♪ 134 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,955 ♪ Bob's Burgers ♪ 135 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:31,915 That's great! 136 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:35,168 Not that exactly, but something like that. 137 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,379 -We'll work on it. -It just flew out of me. 138 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,422 -It just came out. -Wow, I love that. 139 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,801 Yeah, then we just add some dialogue and show the burgers. This is gonna work. 140 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,220 Not to be a Missy Pissy, but how are we going to make 141 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,721 the commercial in just four days? 142 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,891 Well, there is one guy we could call. 143 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,602 I love it. 144 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,104 That'll be $1500. 145 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,021 Worth it. 146 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,023 -[cell phone rings] -This is Randy. 147 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,943 I still can't believe you want to work with Randy. 148 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,778 How many times you gonna let him hurt you? 149 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,280 We don't know anyone else who can do this, and he's cheap. 150 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,409 I wrote it, I should be the one directing it, not some idiot. 151 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,035 -Louise. -All the best movies 152 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,204 were written and directed by one girl. 153 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,081 The man did glue a wig on a cow. 154 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,165 And that worked out. 155 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,626 -Here he is, get it out now. -Randy's a pain in the butt. 156 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,461 -He has bad breath. -He pees sitting down, 157 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,547 -facing the toilet. -Smells like a hamster cage. 158 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,091 -He's average height. -Tina, that's not really an insult. 159 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,759 -Okay, here he is. -Hey, buddy. 160 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,095 -Hello, Belchers. -[all speaking indistinctly] 161 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,179 -You're stupid. -What? 162 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,765 Nothing. Hey, what did you think about the script? 163 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:35,020 What did I think about the script? Oh, quick question, did a kid write it? 164 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,188 -Actually, yes. -This kid. Me. 165 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,567 And just to explain who's in charge, this is a point-and-shoot operation, 166 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,985 I point, and you shoot. 167 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,403 Well, we will see about that. 168 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,447 No, I'm the puppet master, and you're the guy 169 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,907 who gets the puppet master a glass of water. 170 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,244 -Puppets can't get water for people. -That's not true. There's a lot of movies 171 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,371 -where puppets get water for people. -Guys, stop. 172 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,666 I am a filmmaker. Name one movie where puppets get water for people. 173 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,584 Pretty Woman. 174 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,878 -I will have to rent that and see. -Randy, look. 175 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,797 Pretty good, huh? Miniature city for our big final shot. 176 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:03,882 It's not awful. 177 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,384 And Linda and Tina unroll the banner. 178 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,386 -With glamour. -While we sing. 179 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,846 Lovely. And where's the banner? 180 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,723 Da-da-da! 181 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,891 There. Oh, there, yeah. 182 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,061 Wow. That's great. You spelled "meat" with little hamburgers. 183 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,813 -So you know it's meat. -They look like little butts, Tina. 184 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,190 Yeah, it works on every level. 185 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,816 -And, action. -[Louise] Action! 186 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,027 Only I say "action," and I just said it, so action. 187 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,613 ♪ Come meet our family ♪ 188 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,574 And let our family meat you. 189 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:30,617 Hey, meat me. 190 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,410 -[plate breaks] -[groans] 191 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,328 -Cut. -Cut! 192 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,497 -Cut, cut. -Everybody stop saying "cut." 193 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,165 -I will say "cut." -I screwed that up. 194 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,333 Butterfingers over here. 195 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,959 -Everyone was wrong. Cut. -Sorry. No. 196 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:43,088 There's one for your blooper reel, right? Show that at the wrap party. 197 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,341 At Bob's Burgers, we use only the freshest ingredients. 198 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,010 -Cut. -Tina, what was that? 199 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,012 A sexy hair flip. Why? Was it too sexy? 200 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,182 -No, just why are you doing that? -It's for my "wow" factor. 201 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,018 So Jimmy Jr. sees the commercial and goes, "Wow." 202 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,228 Stick to the script, Tina. 203 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,980 You can weird it up in the mirror whenever you want, okay, doll? 204 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,649 And action, Burger-Zilla. 205 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,902 Bob's Burgers has the biggest flavor in all the land. 206 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,237 Bah, bah, bah. 207 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,405 -Gene. -What? 208 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,614 And cue Linda. 209 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,617 So come, come by Bob's Burgers today. 210 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,454 ♪ After the game... ♪ 211 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,248 And cue the banner. 212 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,667 Tell us football sent you. Mm. 213 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,713 And cut. That's a wrap. I'm a director. 214 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,881 -We did it. -I did it. I did. 215 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,466 We're the best family ever. 216 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:32,220 ♪ And let us meat you ♪ 217 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,389 ♪ Meat you ♪ 218 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,433 -Oh, my God. -"Oh, my God," you love it? 219 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,477 -Oh, my God, we're screwed. -"Oh, my God, we're screwed," you love it? 220 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:43,440 -No. Oh, my God, we're screwed. -"Oh, my God, we're screwed," you love it? 221 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,734 No. Oh, my God, we're screwed, we're screwed, 222 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,695 -we're really, really, really screwed. -Hey, Bob, what do you think? 223 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,867 Why did I think this was a good idea? 224 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:57,704 -Why did I throw all our money away? -Despite the brilliant camera work, 225 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,331 I think the problem is the script written by a 9-year-old. 226 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,959 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Learn to direct, you hack. 227 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,211 -I am learning. -Bobby, it's not that bad. 228 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,379 It is that bad, Lin. 229 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,174 The banner broke, Tina did that weird thing with her hair, 230 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,467 Teddy can't catch a burger. 231 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,385 I couldn't get my head around my character. 232 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,637 All right, so what do we do, Mr. Super Troll? 233 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,015 We already bought the airtime, we gotta air something. 234 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,809 Here's what you need to do, fire Randy. 235 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,436 I don't think that's the answer. 236 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,772 I'll direct it like I should have in the first place, 237 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,065 and it'll frickin' sparkle. 238 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,192 Maybe I could try spinning my hair the other way. 239 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,234 Like this. 240 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,362 Teddy, what's the name of that NFL guy you know? 241 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,114 -No. No. -Sandy Frye. Want me to call him? 242 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,033 Do you think he'd work for less than $500? 243 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,951 Well, he really wants to break into acting. 244 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,870 He'd probably do it just for the experience. 245 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,996 -Great. -What? 246 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,499 We can tell people to come to Bob's Burgers after the game 247 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,417 and meet a real NFL player. 248 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,586 They'll be running out of Pesto's to come here. 249 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,588 A football player in a Super Bowl commercial, 250 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,714 it's a slam dunk. 251 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,759 You want to replace my commercial with Sandy Frye? 252 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,137 Not replace, Louise, just reshoot a little, add some stuff. 253 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,015 I thought a celebrity endorsement was too slick for us. 254 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,434 Let's just take the family out of the family commercial, 255 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,978 then we'll take the burgers out, then the restaurant out. 256 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,730 It's still a family commercial, Louise. 257 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,108 We're just adding a new member to the family, 258 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,485 who has name recognition, and is more appealing. 259 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,195 Mom, you're letting this happen? 260 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,615 Well, you know, I let a lot of stuff happen I don't like. 261 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,991 -Gene's haircut. -What? 262 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,451 I want to feather it. Come here. 263 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,997 I want my name off this project and my last name off my name. 264 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,624 Now it's just Louise Louise. 265 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,337 [Randy] Sandy "Can-Can" Frye. Here we go. 266 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,423 -Highlight reel. -Why'd they call him "Can-Can"? 267 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,216 [Bob] Oh, yeah, I remember. 268 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,594 Every time he sacked a quarterback, he'd celebrate by doing the can-can. 269 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,637 That was his thing. 270 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:38,930 It was a simpler time. 271 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,515 I also brought in some props 272 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,600 to make the new final shot look more football-y. 273 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:43,977 Some pom-poms for Linda. 274 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,605 -Rah-rah. Pom-poms for the mom-moms. -For Gene, I brought this mouth guard, 275 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,983 which I need back by tonight. I grind my teeth. 276 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,778 -And a referee shirt for Louise. -No way. I'm not being the referee. 277 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,990 I took the shirt off my teddy bear, and you're the only one who it'll fit. 278 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,825 Tough break, Randy. 279 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,744 Sorry about your naked bear. 280 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,120 Louise, a word, please? 281 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,124 Listen to me. I know we've had our differences, but I need this. 282 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,668 -Admit you're a hack, and I'll do it. -I am not a hack. 283 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,794 Then I'm not a ref. 284 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,589 Fine, I'm a hack. But I'm learning, and soon I won't be a hack. 285 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,008 But you, you'll always be a little girl. 286 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,718 He said he's a hack. 287 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,429 -Just so you know. -Good girl, Louise. Cooperation. 288 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,140 Did someone here order an NFL legend? 289 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,018 Because next door, they did not, and they yelled at me to leave. 290 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,561 Hi. I'm Sandy. 291 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,564 Thanks for giving me an opportunity to act in your commercial. 292 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,983 I've been working on my accents. Which would you prefer? 293 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,861 "G'day, mate" or "That's a-spicy"? 294 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,198 -I, um-- -Can you do a Russian accent? 295 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,992 Can I? Hey! I'm a-Russian. 296 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,745 It's a-so cold, it's a-- No, I cannot. 297 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,413 -Oh. -I'm sorry. 298 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,875 I think just your regular voice will be great, Sandy. 299 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,502 -I'm playing myself? -Yes. 300 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,628 You got it, Bob. 301 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,048 I'm here to carry out your vision, even if you don't want me to do an accent. 302 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,800 Now, that's a great attitude. 303 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,302 Great attitude, terrible concept for a commercial, 304 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,970 hack director. Let's do this. 305 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,808 -Yeah, let's do this. -I was being sarcastic, Sandy. 306 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,143 And I was ignoring it, little tiny person. 307 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,813 Why do you eat at Bob's Burgers, Sandy? 308 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,233 Because your burgers go great with Frye. 309 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,405 Sandy "Can-Can" Frye. Right on. 310 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,948 See, it's already working. 311 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,157 People love Sandy. 312 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,617 Except that guy ruined the shot. 313 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:27,497 -Because your burgers go great with Frye. -Okay, that's a wrap. 314 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,041 -Wow. Great day, everyone. -Great day. 315 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,377 Hey, all this acting makes me hungry. 316 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,713 Let's celebrate with some sesame cheddar blasts. 317 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,381 Um, we don't have that. 318 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,425 Then maybe some toasted jalapeño points. 319 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,802 -Is that a thing? -Mozzarella volcanoes? 320 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,180 -Um, we just have burgers and fries, so-- -See you Sunday. 321 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,100 Okay, great, Sandy. Thank you. You were amazing. 322 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,518 You were amazing, Sandy. 323 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,396 I want to marry you so I can be Bob Can-Can. 324 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,814 I wouldn't take his name. 325 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:57,277 I'm thinking, what if we maybe zoom in a little more? 326 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,820 -[Randy] Like that? -A little more. 327 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,031 -[Randy] That? Something like this? -Little more. 328 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:01,990 More. 329 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,199 -This? -Little more. 330 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,617 -This? -Perfect. 331 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,996 Enjoy it while it lasts, Pesto. 332 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,582 -Soon, they'll all be coming here. -[phone rings] 333 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,625 Bob's Burgers. Bob speaking. 334 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,210 [woman] Hello, dear. 335 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,380 Yes, I'd like to make a reservation. 336 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,008 Oh, actually, that's a good idea. We're gonna be slammed. 337 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:24,637 -What time would you like to come in? -At you're-an-idiot o'clock. 338 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,556 [in normal voice] This is Jimmy Pesto here. 339 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,766 Hilarious, Jimmy. 340 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,394 Looks like whatever dumb idea you had to outdo me really paid off. 341 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,105 -Not. -My idea will pay off, Jimmy. 342 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,065 Oh, really? 343 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,151 You have no idea what's coming your way. 344 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,112 Here's what's coming your way. [blows raspberry] Hang that up for me. 345 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,364 Stupid Pesto. 346 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,740 How much longer till halftime? 347 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,784 My contractions are nine minutes apart. 348 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,954 Just go to the bathroom, Gene. You made it all the way to Sunday. It's still heroic. 349 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,124 You just don't understand the pageantry of the Super Bowel. 350 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,626 Oh, my God, it's almost kickoff. 351 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,462 -Our commercial is gonna air any minute. -Oh, God. I'm so excited. 352 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,963 I can't wait to see it, Bobby. 353 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,006 Hey, we're on. 354 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,676 I'm already addicted to fame. And carbs. 355 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,554 I'll be recognized for something other than wearing my shirt backwards at school. 356 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:10,016 At Bob's Burgers, we only use the freshest ingredients, 357 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,185 and we grind our meat right here. 358 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:16,106 Mm. That's a 10-yard penalty for unnecessary deliciousness. 359 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,192 Hey, you're NFL great Sandy "Can-Can" Frye. 360 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,402 And you're Bob. 361 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,612 Come see me here after the Super Bowl. 362 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,864 He'll give you the best burger you've ever had, 363 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,741 and I'll give you a high five. 364 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,786 Tell me, Sandy. Why do you like Bob's Burgers so much? 365 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,997 Because Bob's Burgers goes great with Frye. 366 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,417 ["Can-Can" playing] 367 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,130 [Bob] Bob's Burgers located on Ocean Avenue. 368 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,424 Open Monday through "Frye" day. 369 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,591 Also Saturday and Sunday. 370 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,718 Can-can. 371 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,344 Wow! That turned out great! 372 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,304 But the family was barely in it! 373 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,889 You didn't even show my hair flip. 374 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,809 And where was the Giant Burger Boy who pees mustard? 375 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,187 -The star of the commercial. -You cut out all of the singing. 376 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,149 -All of it. -I told you. Dad threw us under the bus. 377 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,192 Hey, I understand you're all disappointed, 378 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,445 but Randy and I thought this was the best way to go, 379 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,530 -and Sandy is so great and likeable that-- -Dah. 380 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,240 Is this what you wanted, Dad? 381 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,200 All you had to do was ask. 382 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,952 Yeah, Dad. Happy now? 383 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,204 No. I mean, yes, about our commercial. 384 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,789 But no, no. 385 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,374 Get used to it, Dad. 386 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,419 This is all we can-can do from now on. 387 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,795 Yeah. Bob. 388 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:26,259 Oh, yeah? Well, this is what's going to get us customers. 389 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,848 How long are we going to can-can? 390 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,016 Because this is hurting. 391 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,518 It doesn't end. You do it till you die. 392 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,270 -[Louise] Yeah. -Ow. Ow. 393 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,397 -Hey, look. Sandy is still on TV. -What? 394 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,900 [man] So, Sandy Frye, why will you be at Jimmy Pesto's 395 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,152 signing autographs during and after the Super Bowl? 396 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,905 You know, instead of at some stupid greasy burger shack? 397 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,615 Because Jimmy Pesto's pizza 398 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,867 -goes great with Frye. -All right. 399 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,951 [screaming] 400 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,289 What the hell? That doesn't even make sense. 401 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,541 Pizza doesn't go well with Frye. 402 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,798 I don't believe it. Pesto stole our commercial. 403 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,008 We're sunk. He beat us again. 404 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,177 Who's us? The family you turned your back on? 405 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,096 Yeah, now you know how we feel, Bob. 406 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,597 The betrayer is betrayed. 407 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,599 Karma's a bitch, and then you die. 408 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,268 I'm so upset I don't even have to go to the bathroom anymore. 409 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,312 Either that, or maybe I'm going right now. 410 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,523 Oh, I really do still have to go quite a bit. 411 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,192 -What are you doing? -I'm gonna go settle up with Pesto. 412 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,486 God. I can't get this apron off. 413 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,822 Stop. You're like a mental patient in a straitjacket. 414 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,864 Tina, untie the back. 415 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,866 -Karma's a bitch. -Oh, my God. 416 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,785 Forget it. I'll wear it over there. 417 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,203 [dramatic music playing] 418 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,997 Great commercial, Bob. 419 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:42,585 -I'm being sarcastic. It was terrible. -You-- You never support me. 420 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,586 -Mm. -Randy. 421 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,547 I always watch the game here, Bob. 422 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,050 You. 423 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,636 -Down in front. -Yeah. Down in front, Front Butt. 424 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,931 Yeah, you make a better door than a window, and you're fat. 425 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,601 -Classic. -You stole my commercial, Jimmy. 426 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,228 You stole him. 427 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,105 Oh, hey, Bob. Pizza? 428 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,815 No, I don't want pizza. 429 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:04,983 I'm angry at you. 430 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,735 Oh, because of the commercial? 431 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,737 Yes. Sandy, how could you? 432 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,613 Before you reject my olive branch, 433 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,824 which is pizza with olives, let me explain. 434 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,701 After I finished shooting your commercial, 435 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,079 I came here to get some imaginative appetizers and some pizza, 436 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:21,124 two things you don't serve, and I may have told Jimmy Pesto 437 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,419 that I'm an actor now and I had just shot a commercial with you 438 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,087 to air during the Super Bowl. 439 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:30,300 Which, in hindsight, is probably how Jimmy got the idea to do one himself. 440 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,593 With the same tag line. 441 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,261 But I hired you first. 442 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,014 If I hurt your feelings, or broke a contract with you, 443 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,974 that was an honest mistake. Live and learn. 444 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,394 Yeah, Bob. Live and learn, and lose. Again. 445 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,812 All right, that's it. 446 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,190 Unplug. Unplug. 447 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,277 No, not my satellites. Stay calm, everyone. 448 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,862 I'll have them back on in a second. 449 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,698 [man] That's that guy from that commercial. 450 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,367 Oh, good. You saw my commercial. 451 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,869 -You copied Pesto. -What? No. 452 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,413 I did it first. Pesto copied me. 453 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,581 Cry-baby copycat. 454 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,500 Cry-baby copycat. 455 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,169 No. The commercial with Sandy was my idea. 456 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,004 And Jimmy Pesto stole it. 457 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,716 Stop throwing food at me. 458 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,635 [Gene] It's getting physical over there. 459 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,596 Let's just remember him as he was and move on. 460 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,391 Well, can't leave him there. Come on, let's go get him. 461 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,600 Fine. 462 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,811 Wait. Let's let him get hit by one more meatball. 463 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,104 There it is. Okay, let's go. 464 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,065 I'd go but I don't want to give up my seat. It's a good spot. 465 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,235 Nah. Stop it. Nah-- Ow! 466 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,611 This guy, am I right? 467 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,656 Would you like to see an outtake from our family commercial? 468 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,200 -Uh, sure? -Did I wow you? 469 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,702 -I guess. -Yes. 470 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,329 -Come on. -Thirty-six percent. 471 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,372 Oh, my God. 472 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,374 None of this ever should have happened. 473 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,793 I made a great commercial with my family. 474 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,420 It was funny and cute. 475 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,922 Well, it wasn't that funny, but it was good. 476 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,174 Well, it wasn't that good, but it was us. 477 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,594 I scrapped it to make a commercial I thought would get more customers. 478 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,723 -I never should have done that. -Fifty-nine percent, folks. 479 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,307 -[Sandy clapping] -Thank you, Sandy. 480 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,977 Oh, no, I was just responding to the 59 percent. 481 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,021 -Sixty-two. -Don't you. Don't-- 482 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,524 No. No. Don't clap for that. Listen. Listen to me. 483 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,902 I made a terrible commercial, but my food's good. 484 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,738 You should try it someday. 485 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,824 They're back on. They're back on. The TVs are on, everybody. 486 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,243 The game. All right. Now, you, get out of here. 487 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,370 Go stand on your own counter, it's already dirty. 488 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,496 Yeah, let's go. 489 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,791 -Linda. Kids. -We heard every word, Bob. 490 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,876 That was beautiful. 491 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,004 Took you a while to get there, but you finally realized I was right. 492 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,380 As always. 493 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,383 -That was just so moving. -Speaking of moving, 494 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,135 I think my butt water broke. 495 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,346 -I'll be right back. Don't go. -Gene, wait. 496 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,722 Thought you were leaving. 497 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,224 We're going to. Gene just had to use your stupid bathroom. 498 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,269 -[Jimmy] It's for customers only. -Can I get a Pesto Colada? 499 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,812 -Lin. -What? 500 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,358 I'm sorry I couldn't hold you until halftime. 501 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:55,362 If I did, I can only imagine you'd be an even more Super Bowel. 502 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,988 We'll try it again next year. 503 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,198 Goodbye, handsome. 504 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,491 You look like a fighter. 505 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,575 I hope you go down. 506 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,035 [suspenseful music playing] 507 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,206 I kept flushing. I kept flushing. 508 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,999 -Oh, my God. -You kept flushing what? 509 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,002 -What happened? -He's a fighter. He's a fighter. 510 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,212 We have to move. 511 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,588 Gene's Super Bowel. 512 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,882 -Oh, you kept flushing the toilet. -Oh, no. 513 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,391 -Gross. -Oh, my God. Go. 514 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,642 Save yourselves. 515 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,186 Just remember me. Tell them what happened today. 516 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,938 My heart will go on. 517 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,315 Hey, there's my commercial for Tran's Noodles. 518 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,943 Because Tran's Noodles go great with Frye. 519 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,028 I was in a lot of commercials today. 520 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,948 They're all leaving Pesto's. They'll have to come to us. 521 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:40,865 We'll be packed. 522 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,284 Well, three people. 523 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,870 Three people, Jimmy. Yeah! 524 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,872 ♪ Our food is great ♪ 525 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,000 ♪ Our staff's full of surprises ♪ 526 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,710 ♪ So come on down to Bob's ♪ 527 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,504 ♪ For some burgers and some frieses ♪ 528 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,922 [mimicking record scratch] 529 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,008 -♪ Come meet our family ♪ -♪ That's us ♪ 530 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,801 -♪ And let us meat you ♪ -♪ With these ♪ 531 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,761 -♪ Come meet our family ♪ -♪ That's us ♪ 532 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,805 -♪ And let us meat you ♪ -♪ With these ♪ 533 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,392 Bob's Burgers has the biggest flavor in all the land. 534 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,601 Bah. Bah. Bah. 535 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,396 The flavor's so big. 536 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,939 [all screaming] 537 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,193 -♪ Come meet our family ♪ -♪ That's us ♪ 538 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,987 -♪ And let us meat you ♪ -♪ Meat me ♪ 539 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,989 -♪ Come meet our family ♪ -♪ That's us ♪ 540 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,824 -♪ And let us meat you ♪ -♪ Meat me ♪ 541 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,827 -♪ Bob's Burgers ♪ -[fart noise] 542 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,872 [Bob] Bob's Burgers, located on Ocean Avenue. Open Monday through--