我勒个去 Jesus!
如果你累了就停路边歇会啊 If you're tired, just pull over.
听着 我要赶进度呢 - Look, I'm on a schedule.
再说了 如果你不是坐那闷声不响 Besides, it'd be a lot easier
我也不至于这么困 if I didn't have to sit here in complete silence.
咚咚 Knock-knock.
-你要干啥 -讲笑话啊 - What are you doing? - I'm telling a joke.
我说咚咚 你说 谁啊 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?"
所以你讲笑话之前我就知道你要讲的是个笑话 - So, I should already know the joke before you tell it?
-真够白痴的 -这是个经典的笑话结构 That's idiotic. - It's a classic joke structure
只要听众参与就好 with a little audience participation.
我说咚咚 你说 谁啊 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?"
我回答 橙子 你说 橙子姓啥 I say somethin' like, "Orange." You say, "Orange who?"
然后就轮到我把笑点抛出来了 Then I hit you with the punch line.
我特么为什么要跟个橙子说话呢 - Why the fuck am I talking to an orange?
跟你说话咋就这么费劲呢 - Why are you making this so hard?
你就说 谁啊 不就完事了吗 Just say, "Who's there?"
准备好了吗 Ready?
咚咚 Knock-knock.
-你听见了吗 -听见了 是我在敲门啊 - Do you hear that? - Yes, it's me knocking.
等等 我也听见了 Wait. I hear it, too.
稍等 启动隐身模式 Hold on. Activating stealth mode.
草 他们也有隐身模式啊 Oh, shit! They have stealth mode, too!
什么鬼 What the hell?
调头 Just turn around.
我调不了头 周围都是 - I can't. - They're everywhere.
我天 Oh, my god.
我天 - Move! - Oh, my god!
-草 草 -快走 快走 - Fuck! Fuck! - Move! Move!
-射击 -用啥射 - Shoot them. - With what?
执法的那几个都把伊芙琳变成出厂设置了 The law stripped Evelyn back down to factory settings.
看来这把他们漏掉了 Oh, I guess they missed that one.
嘿 别浪费我的子弹了 Hey, don't waste my shells.
我只有四颗 I only have four of those.
朝钢门开枪 大聪明 现在只剩三颗了 Shooting a steel door, smart. Now, I only have three.
-快点 快点 -好 好 - Go faster! Go faster! - Okay! Okay!
不不不 慢点 慢点 - Oh, no, no, no! - Go slower! Go slower!
到底快还是慢 - Make up your mind!
嘿 等你长大了 Hey! You'll get it back
会用枪时我再给你吧 when you act mature enough to handle it.
是 阿爹 Okay, dad.
出来吧 送奶工 Come on out, milkman!
我们不会伤害你的 We ain't gonna hurt you.
行吧 这话我之前还真信过 - Yeah, right. Huh. Fell for that before.
是吗 - You have?
如果我们想杀你们的话 You know, if we wanted to,
你们早就死了 you'd be dead already.
听着 我发誓 Look, I swear,
我以我奶的方向盘发誓 I swear on granny's steering wheel
你们不会受伤的 no harm is gonna come to you.
我们只是想 翻唇 We just-- we wanna flap lips.
我都不知道这话啥意思 - I don't even know what that means.
但是行吧 我们这就出来 But fine. We're comin' out.
抱歉了 我们就这么把你们 - I'm sorry that we-we snatched ya up
弄上了车 the way that we did,
但是我一看到你车后的标语牌 but I saw that placard on your rump,
就像 我们得谈谈啊 and I was like, we gotta talk.
我叫瓦茨 这些大卡车都是我管的 I'm Watts. I run these rigs.
约翰 她叫安静 她不说话的 - John. This is Quiet. She don't talk.
-王八蛋你吃屎去吧 -不咋说 - Motherfucker, eat shit. - Much.
你好啊 嘿 Hello. Hey.
我的血红导弹 - My blood missiles?
亲 这些东西可不是你级别能碰的 Honey, those are outside your weight class.
她可这是个美人啊 Oh, she's a beaut.
这个限滑差速器是你自己安装的吗 Did you install this limited slip differential yourself?
-当然是 我从一个 -太过时了 - Sure did. Got it off of a-- - It's backwards.
咋 你邀请我来是为了打我脸的还是要谈谈 - Wow, did you invite me here to insult me or to talk?
其实要跟你谈的不是我 - Yeah, it's not really me who wants a word.
锁上吧 Lock it up.
来吧 - Come on.
欢迎来到车队 Welcome to convoy.
哇 真让人印象深刻 - Wow! Okay, I'm impressed.
我们的创始人在围城时 Our founders drove these semis
就开着这些半挂车出来了 when the walls went up.
觉得我们最好走在路上 总比坐以待毙强（坐着的鸭子） Figure we'd better keep movin' than be sittin' ducks.
无意冒犯 贝拉 No offense, Bella.
-那是只鸡吧 -不是 - That's a chicken. - No, it's not.
现在我们这大家族已经有大概30辆卡车了 And now, our little family is around about 30 rigs all told.
你们从没停下来过 - And you never stop.
那燃料从哪来 How the hell do you fuel up?
我们从不浪费任何东西 即便我们的废物 - Oh, nothing goes to waste, even our waste.
你们看哈 我们的排泄物 You see, we take our doodies
-可以转化成燃料 -行 懂 and turn 'em into fuel. - Yeah, we get it.
听你这么说 - Somethin' tells me
我觉得你们的柠檬汁我都不想喝了 I don't wanna taste your lemonade either.
好了 你们在这先等会 - Okay, I'm gonna have to ask y'all to stay here.
四处逛逛 Feel free to look around.
我需要搭车去趟卧铺 I need a lift to the sleeper car.
你的手指怎么没的 - So, how'd you lose yours?
金属剪 角磨机 Metal shear? Angle grinder?
看来更糟 Oh, somethin' worse.
已经没事了 - It's fine. - Oh, hmm.
我来找找看有什么合适的 Well, uh, let me see what I got here.
-这个应该行 -我没钱给你 Oh, this oughta fit. - I can't pay.
不用你给钱 - Not lookin' for pay.
只是觉得有了这个你就更酷了 Just think you could shine a bit more, if you want.
正合适 Mm-hmm. That's it.
谢了 - Thanks.
别弄湿了 - Don't get it wet.
嘿 她来了 - Hey, she's here.
来人了吗 - Someone there?
奶奶 我把送奶工给你带来了 - I brought you to the milkman, granny.
我是想站起来跟你握个手 - I'd get up and shake your hands,
但我的腿啊 早就不行了 but my get away sticks ain't what they used to be.
奶奶 - Granny,
你这氧气管下面哪都不连着啊 your air tubes go to nowhere.
草 - Well, shit.
我以为骗到你了呢 I thought I had ya.
这破烂金属棒老是戳我屁股 This Goddamn metal bar keeps stickin' in my ass.
嘿 你给我小心点 Uh, uh, hey, be careful with that.
花了我不少时间才写出来的 这可是孤本 Took me ages to write, and I only got the one copy.
你们开车的时候做的吗 - You did that while driving?
有时候你得倒过来看 - Sometimes you gotta throw it in reverse.
听我说 送奶工 我知道我看上去还行 Listen, milkman, I know I don't look it,
但其实我的五脏六腑就跟七辆车连环相撞似的 but my insides look like a seven car pileup.
我需要你帮我去弄点药回来 I need you to go pick up some medicine for me.
你想让我白跑一趟吗 - You want me to make a run for free?
你这身边不都是司机吗 You're up to your asshole in drivers.
让他们去不就完事了 Ask one of them.
我可不能失去他们任何一个 - Can't afford to lose any of them.
最后一个送奶工出去就没回来 - The last milkman never came back.
现今这路上充满了掠夺者 The roads are rough these days with the vultures,
执法着还有圣徒 the lawmen, the holy men.
她说最后一种人时怎么那个腔调 - Don't love the sound of that last one.
听我说 我没时间绕路了 - Look, I don't have time for scenic detours.
我有个非常重要的活要完成 I have a very important delivery,
而且我离目的地还远着呢 and I got a long way still to go.
我听说你的车 - I heard your ride
就跟新生儿无异 is as naked as a baby on its birthday.
你走不了多远 而且也没有武器保护自己 You ain't gonna get far, you can't defend yourself.
我就跟你直说了吧 Well, let me make it plain.
你帮我去取药 You do this run for me,
我就用我们手头能提供的 I'll will saddle you up
最先进的装备帮你升级你的车 with all the upgrades we can supply.
我们现在就可以帮你焊几把枪 We will weld on some guns, right now.
剩下的等你回来再说 Get the rest when you get back.
成交吗 Deal?
除非你给我弄点那红色的导弹 - Only if I get those red missiley things.
我的血红导弹可不卖 - Mnh-mnh. My blood missiles-- they ain't for sale.
只能给你一个 - You can have one.
-什么 奶奶 不行 -三个 - What, granny? Come on. - Three.
-两个 -二十 - Two. - Twenty.
-零 -零 - Zero. - Zero.
好吧 那就一个 - Okay. - One it is.
成交 Done.
你去我们的药剂师那取药 Pickup is at our pharmacist's.
我给你写个方位 I'll write ya up some directions.
你可没告诉我他要去见她 You didn't tell me that he's going to see her.
不然你以为他要去哪 - Where'd you think he was goin'?
瓦茨和药剂师有点不合 Watts and the pharmacist had a bit of a falling out.
不合 - Falling out?
我把她推出了卡车 No, I pushed her out of a truck.
宝儿 去焊装备吧 - Honey, go weld somethin'.
我去 我去焊装备 - I am. I'm gonna weld somethin'.
我要给你那狗屁斯巴鲁焊几把枪去 I'm gonna weld some guns to your fucking Subaru.
你个王八蛋 You fuckin' son of a bitch.
托皮卡怎么办 - What about Topeka?
你咋不想想 - Did you miss the fact
我们刚才被这鲸鱼似的大挂车一口给吞进来的 that a semi swallowed us up like a fuckin' whale?
现在 唯一能回到芝加哥的办法 Now, the only way I'm making it back to Chicago,
就是让伊芙琳武装到牙齿 is if Evelyn is armed to the teeth,
现在才只到牙龈 and now she's just gums.
所以你淡定点吧 So, chill.
我明天就回来 I'll be back tomorrow.
不不不 - Oh, no, no, no.
-我要跟你一起去 -别做梦了 I'm coming with you. - Like hell you are.
这可是送奶工的活 你又不是送奶工 This is milkman business, and you're not a milkman.
如果你死在外面 If you die out there,
我就只能跟这个老色鬼奶奶困在一起了 I'm stuck here with horndog granny.
听着 我不会死的 我保证 - Look, I'm not gonna die. I give you my word.
-我要跟你一起去 -行吧 我不知道怎么出去 - I'm coming with you. - Fine.
咔嗒三声越过 "Three clicks past
八棵橡树枝 这啥啊 the oak of eight branches." What are these?
这是找药剂师的路线还是去找挖宝的 Directions to a pharmacist or to a hidden treasure?
为什么她就不能说往左转呢 Why couldn't she just say, "Turn left?"
那么 你觉得瓦茨和那个药剂师之间 So, what do you think happened
到底发生了什么呢 between Watts and the pharmacist?
不知道 不在乎 - Don't know. Don't care.
酷 - Oh, cool.
看来你装了个机器手指 人也变成机器了哈 See you got a new finger to go with your robotic personality.
我觉得那可能就是所谓的圣徒吧 I bet that was those holy men guys.
你觉得 - Oh, you think?
走这条路可不是啥好事 Bad way to go.
我见过更吓人的 I've seen worse.
被屠夫剥皮 Deskinned by butchers.
被怪兽卡车碾碎的 Crushed to death by monster trucks.
多辆 That's plural.
我认识个送奶工在蚁琢睡着了 I knew a milkman that fell asleep on an anthill,
结果那些小害虫们把他从里到外吃了个干净 and those little shits ate 'em alive from the insides out.
可怜的家伙被他的屁眼给害死了 Poor bastard betrayed by his butthole.
听上去送奶工命都不长呢 - Sounds like milkmen don't live long.
的确如此 - We don't.
我当时加入送奶工行列时 You know, when I joined up to be a milkman,
已经皮包骨了 I was skin and bones.
我的肋腔都可以拿来当木琴弹 You could play my ribcage like a xylophone.
我做送奶工是为了活下去 I joined up to survive.
我跑一趟活 杀几个掠夺者 I make my run. I kill some vultures.
我只能无所不用其极 只为了多活一天 I do whatever I have to to see another sunrise.
你知道他们给我这张送奶工证件时 You know what they told me
是怎么跟我说的吗 when they gave me this milkman I.D.?
我怎么知道 我又不在场 - Why would I know that? I wasn't there.
你这话让我没法接 讲不下去了 - You're messing up the story.
他们说 送奶工不会寿终正寝 They told me milkmen don't die old.
但如果我能把这票活送到新旧金山 But if I deliver this package to New San Francisco,
我也许是第一个能活到老的送奶工 I might be the first.
你听到敲钟声了吗 - You hear those bells?
圣徒 Holy men.
幸好听上去离的不近 我们赶紧走 Good thing they sound far away. Let's haul ass.
嘿 Hello?
有人吗 Anybody in there?
你们好呀 Salutations.
嗨 Um, hi.
我们是车队派来的 We're here on, uh, behalf of the convoy.
你就是药剂师吗 - You're the pharmacist?
不 我是安布尔 - No, I'm Amber.
喝茶吗 是断肠草喔 我今早新割的 Tea? It's gelsemium elegans. I cut it this morning.
你们好像很渴呢 Oh, you look so thirsty.
我是 - I am.
太阳今天也还是很晒喔 - The sun isn't holding back today,
是不是 你这个黄色的大混蛋 are you, you big yellow bastard?
王八蛋 Bastard.
你们喝过茶了 So, you have refreshments.
现在我要问问题了 And I have questions.
安静 你搞什么 Quiet, what the fuck?
省点力气吧 - Oh, save your strength.
你们有一阵子动不了了 等你们能动时我也完事了 You won't be able to move for a little while.
我就知道这趟活不是啥好事 I knew this pickup was a bad idea.
安静 把枪给我 Quiet, get my gun.
我开始问了 你为什么要杀死车队的送奶工 So, why did you kill the convoy's milkman?
我没有 - No, I didn't.
这样不行哦 - Mnh-mnh-mnh.
我没有 我就是个替工 - I didn't. - I'm a replacement.
你可以看我的送奶工名牌 You can check my milkman placard?
这是我朋友金皮树 - This is my friend, dendrocnide moriodes.
他的昵称叫 金皮金皮先生 His nickname is Mr. Gympie-Gympie.
多妙的荨麻科植物 昵称都是重字的 The nettle so nice they named him twice.
不过你要是碰他一下可就不妙了 He's not so nice when you touch him, though.
我听说这感觉就像舔一根带电的电线 I've heard it's like licking a live wire,
或者洗了个酸澡 或者心脏骤停 or taking an acid shower, or going into cardiac arrest.
我很好奇你会是什么感觉呢 I wonder what it'll feel like for you.
不 - No.
你吵的我耳朵嗡嗡的 - All I hear is buzzing,
但你却不是对人有益的蜜蜂对吧 but you aren't a helpful little bee, are you?
你是个蝗虫 圣徒 You're a locust, a holy man,
整日纸醉金迷杀人如麻 声色犬马 reveling and eating and killing and fucking.
还好 我信奉回收利用的力量 Thankfully, I am a firm believer in the power of recycling.
奶奶病了 - Granny, she's sick.
信你的鬼话 - Okay.
不 不 不 是真的 - No, no, no, no, no. It's true.
药是给她的 你要是不信 The medicine is for her. You don't believe me,
看看我的包里 就在那儿 you can look in my pocket, right there.
你这是 What are you--
张开嘴 Open.
嚼碎 Chew.
好了 Okay, good.
抱歉我以为你是圣徒 Sorry I thought you were holy men.
他们最近在朝圣 到处都是他们的踪迹 They're on pilgrimage, and they're everywhere.
要是我就不会乱动 I wouldn't.
斑点河豚草先生会很乐意 Mr. conium maculatum here would love a chance
把你毒个四脚朝天 to knock you on your tushy.
这什么鬼地方 - Man, fuck this place.
这个就是奶奶要的草药 可是 - So, here is the medicine granny requested but...
你确定她想要的是这个 Are you sure she wanted this?
这可没有药用价值 It has no medicinal purpose.
但它在单子里 - Well, it's on the list,
或许她就是喜欢花吧 so maybe granny just likes flowers.
我从没给过她这些 - I never gave these to her.
放进去吧 Here you go.
真的有人把你从一辆 - Is it true somebody threw you
开着的卡车里扔出来吗 out of a moving truck?
是因为我先给她下了毒 - Only because I poisoned her first.
瓦茨和我意见不一致 Watts and I have disagreements.
植物需要生长根须的余地 Plants need space to spread their roots.
她不肯给我空间 She couldn't make room for me,
所以我就自己找了个地方 so I found a place
可以拥有我需要的空间 where I could have all the space I needed,
就在这 一个人 here, alone.
替我向奶奶问好 Give my love to Granny.
我们能拿下他们 - We can take 'em.
还是算了 - Nah.
我们这是去哪儿 Where are we going?
他们跟在我们后面50英里 They've been behind us for 50 miles,
距离越来越近了 and they're only getting closer.
我们得离开马路 We gotta get off the road.
他们走了 They're gone.
今晚应该安全了 I think we're good for the night.
龟龟 龟龟 Turtle, turtle...
切 我也能做到的 - Pfft. I can do that.
找个地方睡一宿吧 Let's go find a place to crash.
这里面都是爆米花和臭屁味儿 It smell like popcorn and ass in here.
天哪 臭屁味儿是我身上的吗 - Oh, my God, am I the ass?
可以往后靠 Solid recliner, huh?
也有地方放腿 A lotta leg room.
这儿绝对能睡一觉了 We could definitely sleep here, right?
在这儿等着 Wait here.
好消息 Good news!
有部经典老片 They have an absolute classic in here!
这是个默片吗 - Is this a silent movie?
嘿 公民 快跳上来 - Hello, citizen. Hop on.
我记得后面发生什么啦 I'm pretty sure I remember what happens.
这看上去不是很安全 黑衣人 It doesn't look safe, Blank Man,
那你为什么要流口水 and why are you drooling?
因为你太迷人了 Well, because you're so attractive.
我通常不会遇到女性公民 I don't normally meet citizens of the female persuasion.
不 我的鞋子 Oh, no, my shoe!
我怎么长了双这么小的脚 Why was I cursed with such tiny feet?
-该你说台词了 -对吼 It's your line. - Oh, right.
我得说 我喜欢你这么抱着我 I have to say, I like when you grab me like that.
你怎么能这样物化我 - How dare you objectify me?
也是 可不能少儿不宜 - Oh, no, that's right. I gotta keep it PG-13.
反正没有地图你也找不到往哪儿放 - Yeah, you'd need a map to know where to put it, anyway.
你经常这样吗 Do this a lot?
只有在躲避暴风雨 - Only when I'm waiting for a storm to pass
或是送完货后 我会看个电影 or in between runs, I'll check out a flick.
我喜欢动作片 I like the action ones.
偶尔看看别人 Feels good to watch somebody else
被一枪击中也挺好玩的 get shot at for once, you know?
你喜欢看电影吗 You like the movies?
我们不能看电影 We weren't allowed to watch them.
怎么回事 给我讲讲呗 - What? Let me in on the joke.
好吧 - Okay.
有一次 我哥趁没人注意 带我们 One time, my brother snuck us into a theater
偷溜进了一家电影院 when nobody was looking.
真叛逆啊 感觉如何 - Rebel. How was it?
电影吗 我不记得了 - The movie? I don't remember.
讲的是两个牛仔和一个机器蜘蛛搏斗 It was with two cowboys fighting a mechanical spider.
我喜欢 - Love that.
我只记得我哥笑的像个傻子 - All I remember, is how hard my brother laughed.
他笑的很厉害 He had a great laugh.
声音像把电锯 It sounded like a chainsaw.
-他听起来真讨厌 -的确是 - He sounds annoyin'. - He was.
他超级讨厌的 He was so annoying.
超级讨厌 He was so annoying.
电影院里特别冷 It was so cold in the theater.
他把外套给我穿 He let me wear his jacket.
他以前从不让我穿的 He never let me wear it.
现在我只剩这个了 And now it's all I got.
-怎么了 -没什么 What? - Oh, nothin'.
只是我们头一次聊天嘴里 It's just the first time we've talked without a "motherfucker"
嘴里没有骂骂咧咧的 or a "fuck you" slipping in there.
-去你妈的臭傻逼 -这样好多了 - Fuck you, motherfucker. - That's better.
-那人是谁 -这段最好玩了 - Who is this guy? - Oh, this is the best part.
你想扮演金装律师迈克·米纳利吗 So, do you wanna play Michael "The Suit" Minnelli?
哈 看看我的胡子多稀 - Ahh, look how thin my mustache is!
我一定要抓到你 米纳利 I'm coming to get you, Minnelli,
不管你说什么 no matter what you say.
你永远抓不到我的 You'll never catch me!
我要用汗水浸湿这套绸缎睡衣 I'm gonna sweat through this satin set of pajamas.
这儿水管里有水 Uh, hey, they have running water,
所以我想着 正好洗洗衣服了 so I figured, you know, laundry day.
-住手 -怎 怎么了 - Stop! - What? What's wrong?
我没让你洗它 - I didn't ask you to do that.
你没听到我昨晚说了什么吗 Didn't you hear what I said last night?
是啊 你说你只剩下这个了 - Yes, you said it was all you had,
所以我想要把它洗干净 so I tried to clean it.
我想要做些好事 I was trying to do somethin' nice.
你把它给洗了 - You washed it!
什么都不剩了 他的一切都没了 There's nothing left. There's none of him left!
我都没来得及和他告别 可我还有这个 I didn't even get to say goodbye, but I had this.
我对血液没什么研究 - Look, I'm no bloodiologist,
但我很确定那上面不只是你哥哥的血 but I'm pretty sure it wasn't just your brother's blood on it!
拜托 你还不跟我说话呢 - Oh, come on. You're still not talkin' to me?
让我猜猜 安布尔给你下毒了 - Hey, let me guess. Amber poisoned you.
她用了什么 粉色药水还是紫色 What'd she use? She use pink or purple?
黄色的 - The yellow.
那个最折磨人了 - Oh, that-that one really sucks.
是啊 - Yeah.
多谢你们跑了一趟 - Thanks for making the run.
你一定很期待 - I'm sure you're looking forward
把这个给奶奶吧 to giving that to granny,
让她活的长长久久 有声有色 so she can live a long, horny life.
这个也救不了奶奶的 - This won't save granny.
什么都救不了她 Nothing will.
这是为了奶奶去世时能舒服些 This is to make granny more comfortable as she passes on.
就算这里面有花 喝起来还是有股尿味儿 Even with the flower in it, it still tastes like piss.
我们还以为这是在帮你 - I thought we were helping you.
没用 我的坟墓里装着一个油门踏板（大限将至了） - No. I got one gas pedal in the grave.
又不是马上 Ain't nothin' gonna happen now.
我不明白 你就这么放弃了吗 - I don't understand. You're just gonna give up?
孩子 你我心里都清楚 - Kid, you and I both know
世界上大多数的人 that most people in this world,
他们无法享受安安静静的离开 they-they don't have the luxury of going quietly.
那些人走的声势浩大 Everybody else goes loud--
死于车祸 枪炮 car crashes, gunfire.
我还听说有个不走运的小混蛋 I heard about one unlucky son of a bitch
被蚂蚁给啃光了 got swallowed up by ants.
才不要 Nah.
至少这样 我能按照自己想要的方式离开 This way, I get to go on my own terms,
做些稀罕事 and I get to do somethin' rare.
还能和爱的人告别 I get to say goodbye to the people I love.
送奶工 你给了我一份礼物 Milkman, you gave me a gift.
我不会亏待你的 You will be paid in full.
而你嘛 And as for you...
我要给你个小东西 I want you to have a little somethin'.
看看第22页"得来速” Check out page 22, the drive-thru.
-老天爷啊 -不用谢 - Jesus Christ. - You're welcome.
好了 走开吧 Now, scram.
我是最后一个还活着的老家伙了 I am the last of the old timers.
该由你来接掌一切了 瓦茨 You're taking the wheel now, Watts.
给一个不要钱的小建议 So, let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice.
唯一比汽油 食物 小黄书 水源 The only thing more-more precious than--
还要重要的 than gas, food, porno, water,
就是时间 is time,
和你在乎的人共度的时光 time with the people you care about.
别把你的宝贵时光 - Don't let some dumb bullshit
浪费在不值一提的蠢事上 take that time away from you.
奶奶 其实我 - Granny, you know, I--
别 别 孩子 我都知道 快走吧 - Oh, no. No, kid. I know. Now, go.
你把咸的眼泪滴在我的皮坐垫上了 You're gettin' saltwater on my leather upholstery.
再见了 牙牙 See ya soon, Fang.
今天我们失去了一位好司机 - We lost a good driver today.
大家都视她为我们的创始人 Most of you knew her as a founder,
大家长 our matriarch,
但是外面那些惧怕她的人 but the people who feared her out on those roads,
都叫她恐怖奶奶 they called her Granny Dread.
这台宝马 是她的骄傲与欢欣之源 This Beamer, this was her pride and joy.
是世界崩塌时陪伴她的座驾 I mean, this was her ride when the world fell.
在那时候 她还是凯茜·斯特普顿 Back then, she was Cathy Stropton,
博卡拉顿最棒的房地产经纪人 the top selling real estate agent in Boca Raton,
连续十年的RE/MAX钻石俱乐部会员 a RE/MAX diamond club member ten years in a row.
她的一生就是一个传奇 She was a goddamn legend.
没有她 我们就不会聚在这里 We wouldn't be here without her,
我们会想念她的 and we-- we will miss her.
让我们将它大卸八块吧 奶奶 Let's stack them eights, granny.
大卸八块吧 Stack them eights.
就这样了 - I guess that was it.
或许我们该走了 Maybe we should leave or...
老天 Oh, shit!
♪和我说说话♪ Talk to me ooh
♪和我说说话♪ Talk to me
♪和我说说话♪ Talk to me ooh
♪和我说说话♪ Talk to me
♪你孤单一人时活的更好吗♪ Do you think you're better off alone
♪和我说说话♪ Talk to me ooh
龙卷风呼叫花朵力量 Twister to Flower Power.
快回话 花朵力量 Come in, Flower Power.
我是花朵力量 - This is Flower Power.
还以为再也听不到你的声音了 安布尔 - I didn't think I'd hear your voice again, Amber.
我还以为你不想听到呢 - Didn't think you wanted to.
奶奶的事真抱歉 I'm sorry about granny.
我也是 I'm sorry, too,
但我更抱歉将你推开 but I'm-I'm more sorry that I-I pushed you away.
我也想你了 亲爱的 - I miss you, too, hon.
是吗 - Oh, yeah?
你想我了 You do?
她说的所有事 她说的所有事 All the things she said all the things she said
在我的脑中流窜 在我的脑中流窜 Running through my head running through my head
在我的脑中流窜 Running through my head
幸运数字 17 - Lucky number .17.
我就知道你可以的 I knew you could do it!
我给你带了威士忌和果汁 - I brought you a whiskey and Tang.
那件夹克 So, about the jacket, um...
我还以为 I mean, I thought...
我听到了你所说的 I-I mean, I heard what you said.
我没想那么多 我只是 I wasn't thinking. I just--
说重点吧 - Get to the point.
对不起 - I'm sorry.
♪她说的所有事 她说的所有事♪ All the things she said all the things she said
♪在我的脑中流窜 在我的脑中流窜♪ Running through my head running through my head
♪在我的脑中流窜♪ Running through my head
你有想过留在这儿吗 You ever think about staying?
车队就是你和你哥 I mean, the convoy is exactly what you and your brother
一直在寻找的 安全 保障 were looking for, safe, secure.
这儿就是一座城 It's a city,
只是靠车轮运转 而不是高墙围绕 just with wheels instead of walls.
如果事情有所改变的话 - Maybe if things were different.
那你呢 How about you?
他们邀请我留下了 - They offered.
我不想撒谎 这听上去很安逸 Not gonna lie. It sounded cushy,
但我还会是个送奶工 but I'd still be a milkman.
我不想那样 我想要变老 I don't want that. I wanna get old.
平静的死去 Die an uneventful death.
根本就不可能 - There's no such thing.
♪她说的所有事 她说的所有事♪ All the things she said all the things she said
♪在我的脑中流窜 在我的脑中流窜♪ Running through my head running through my head
♪在我的脑中流窜♪ Running through my head
♪这样根本不够♪ This is not enough
天哪 要不还是把暖气关了吧 - Jesus. Maybe if you'd stop blasting the heat,
这样就不会睡着了 you'd stop falling asleep.
我不喜欢开车的时候冷嗖嗖的 - I don't like to drive cold.
嘿 安静 咚咚 Hey, Quiet. Knock-knock.
谁啊 - Who's there?