- Hello. - Hello. Jacob.
- Camilla. - Please sit down.
Something to drink? Wine perhaps?
I'll just have some water.
Excuse me.
Since we don't know one another, I've got some questions, if that's okay?
Yes, sure...
Do you watch a lot of TV?
No more than normal.
- Okay, what's normal for you? - I don't know, a bit...
Do you have plants at home?
Right, next one. In the ad you said you were humorous. Is that true?
Well, in my job the environment is quite tough -
- so it's important to keep your humour up through laughing a bit...
What do you mean?
That you... you laugh sometimes...
- Why do you have a moustache? - Sorry?
Moustache?
It's something I'm comfortable with. I think it's good looking.
Okay, that was everything.
Sorry about all the questions, but this isn't a natural way of meeting.
It's alright.
Well, now that's done.
- Have you made up your mind? - Yes, I have.
- What are you going to have? - I'll be honest with you...
- You're not my type. - But we've just...
Yes, I know, but you feel straight away there isn't anything, you know.
- I see... - So, I may as well leave.
Okay? Bye.
Bye.
KOPS
What was I thinking of...
- Yes... how'd it go with that girl? - Not so good.
What the hell...?
What kind of bloody music is this?
- No, no... - No, that's mine and that's yours...
Has everyone bid? Did you bid, Lasse?
Lasse, did you bid?
- Three aces. - Full house.
Damn, Greta, that's the third time. You're cheating!
- There's no cheating here. - No, we never do.
- Then it's just pure luck. - Luck? No, skill...
- Let's go! - Shut up everyone!
- Get on the floor! - Down, down!
- Let's go, let's go! - Thirty seconds!
Benny...!
Benny!
It's lunch time.
- What are we having? - Waffle hot dogs.
No mustard on mine, Agneta.
Can I have some grilled onions as well?
Lasse! Come on, say it!
- I love you. - What? I didn't hear. What'd you say?
- I love you. - You see, he can't say it.
- I just said it. - Are you embarrassed? Just say it.
- What should he say? - He should say, "l love you".
- To me? - No, Agneta.
- What, you love Agneta? - No, Lasse.
I just think we've gone beyond that stage.
- What stage is that? - Exactly.
- Suddenly everyone's against me... - Admit you're no romantic. It's okay.
Exactly. And he's getting fat. Feel here.
- Stop it... - Say it, then. Say it...
- I love, I love you! Are you happy? - No. You should say it with feeling.
- Jacob here. It's Jacob... Jacob. - Hi Jacob. We have a 24-71.
Again? We're on our way.
Lasse, let's go. We've got a 24-71.
- What are we going to do now?. - A coffee after lunch sounds good.
- What are you doing? - Talking a bit.
Cut it out. Let's get him.
Okay... One... two... three... Let's go!
Go about your business, we've got this under control.
Hey, Dick... Yes...
Hakan, that shampoo in the shower, is it anti-dandruff?. It's so foamy.
Yes, it's really creamy. Dog shampoo has to be like that to maintain volume.
Hello... Right, everyone's here.
- Good morning, officers. - Good morning, Folke.
- Are you all well? - Yes, thanks.
Good... Right, Agneta.
Okay. At 08:30 they rang from the hot-dog stand -
- there was some guy in a cowboy hat...
- And cowboy boots. - And cowboy boots.
...walking on the railway tracks. When we got there he was gone.
Bun?
What is that cow doing out there?
Well... He's grazing, I think.
- Anything else? - What's it called...
Agneta and I want to talk about the patrol cars.
I know, it's been really confusing lately.
- We should call them patrol cars. - Patrol cars?
- That's what they're called. - I'm not going round saying patrol car!
It's all wrong. There are different police service vehicles.
There's trafic control cars, investigation cars...
Benny, come on... We've only got two cars. Number one and two.
- It's not so hard to keep track. - Right, right...
- Really good buns, by the way. - I baked them.
- Really good. - Thanks.
Dick, no way, come on. Off... off!.
- Jesus, Jacob! - I have to.
- What'd happen if you didn't? - Nothing.
But if I didn't do it I wouldn't stop thinking about it.
- Haven't you tried skipping it? - Once. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
I had to do it twice the next day. You know that. Why ask?
- I didn't ask, I just think it's strange. - That's how it is.
Hello!
Little squirt... God, no, no, no.... Hello! What do you want from me?
Every time I'm here, you're after my arse. What you want?
- Who are you? - Jenny.
Right, you're that little mongrel I fetch here sometimes.
- You're the mongrel! - Cheeky, too? Now you're done for!
So, violence against a policeman?
That's at least a life sentence.
Shit, 28 seconds...
Come on... in the hole...
Two, three, four, five, six...
- Hey, Benny. You okay? - Hi, Mike.
- I'm fine. - What you doing?
- Just some... - Shit, you fag, you're knitting!
- My mother knits. - Shut the fuck up.
Shit, that sounds nuts. "Fuck"? You sound like a total straight.
- Say "fock", gangsta style, like. - I am...
Christ, what you doing here Mike? Go in, eat food! Now!
- Hi, Benny. - Hi, Ramzi.
- How are you? - Fine, and you?
- What you doing, knitting? - It's going to be one of those...
What you knit? Police don't go knit. Must help people.
My wife knits in home. Are you wife?
No, you know I'm a policeman.
- What a policeman. Bye, Benny! - Bye.
I got your message...
...and yes, it's going to be great meeting you, too.
I'll tell you what I'll be wearing so you'll recognize me.
I'll be wearing... blue... light blue jeans -
- and a white striped top.
Or maybe a blue striped one, I haven't decided yet.
But... how do you say...
I have dark hair and will have a moustache... or, I have a moustache.
See you this evening and... see you this evening.
Which one should I wear?
-That one. -You like it... And this blue one?
- It doesn't go together? No? - No...
This one, then.
Hello... Good you could come.
No problem. I didn't have any plans.
- I have a date today. - Today again?
- But this time it feels really good. - I've heard that before.
- But... - Hello, Jenny.
Listen... 28 year-old woman seeks a cuddly guy.
She says she likes long walks and cozy nights at home.
- Hello. - Hi.
- I see you're drinking white wine? - Yes.
I'll also have that...
A glass of white.
My daughter thought I should wear the white striped one.
- I see. - What are you reading?
A book...
It feels a little strange meeting like this... You know...
No... It's not so strange meeting...
We don't have to talk about it, we can just talk.
What do you do otherwise, besides long walks and cozy nights at home?
- Nothing else. - Me neither. I do nothing.
You take snuff?.
No, I... I think it's cool when girls take snuff.
- Do you? - Yes... Can I...?
- You take snuff?. - No, but I'll show you something.
- A magician? - I'm a little nervous, but...
But I think it'll work.
No...
Jesus...
- That's disgusting! - Oh, sorry.
Excuse me, can I have a napkin?
I've always done it, but it works better since my mouth has grown.
- How clever! - Thanks. Can you do it?
No, I can do this. Crazy...
I can do this as well which is really funny.
You maybe... Be careful...
No. Almost...
- Hello... You're Jacob, right? - Yes.
I'm Lena.
-What? Are you sure? - Yes. We were meant to meet here.
You were going to be in jeans, a striped shirt and with a moustache.
Yes, that seems right.
- We could maybe do it another time? - Listen, I...
Take care.
- I'm really sorry. - I didn't understand that it was...
...one of these...
You know what? I'm getting up early tomorrow, so I'm going to go up and...
- Maybe we could meet another time? - I'll be here tomorrow.
- Nice meeting you. - Likewise.
- Jacob. - Jessica.
Good night.
- You fuck her? - Cut it out, I'm a serious guy.
Yes, but... I'm a serious...
Fucking is serious. If I didn't have Agneta, I'd show you how.
You know the secret of getting a woman? A good carpet and curtains.
When they see that it signals security. And they open up right away.
- Lasse, you're... A shaggy carpet? - Yes, that's what it's about.
- Hi, Benny. Nice! - Thanks.
What? Shaggy... just shaggy...
Hi, all... What's it called... I'd like to...
...I've got some presents here, that...
It's nothing special, I made them myself... Feels so silly.
- Let's see. - Show us.
- Are they oven gloves? - No, sweatbands.
- You made them yourself?. - Nice.
There's a letter on them for each name, so just...
Here you are, Jacob. Hakan.
- Thanks! - Agneta...
Try them on. You like them?
- Look, Lasse, you look good. - You too.
I thought when we play bandy sometime...
Then we could be like a team.
Good day, officers. This is Jessica Lindblad.
- Central Bureau of National Police. - HQ.
HQ... And she has something important to tell you.
- You want to continue? - Thanks.
Hello, everyone...
We've looked at statistics from the whole country -
- and what's positive is that you don't really have crime here -
- to motivate your activity.
As you know, even we are struggling with a tough economy -
- and the result is that we are obliged to make cuts...
To get straight to it, this station will be closed within three months.
I have a programme of measures you can look at...
Wait a bit...
Will this mean that we won't be policemen later?
No, there are other districts in need of personnel.
- But why? - lt'll be clear ifyou look at this.
Christ, this can't be for real! It can't be.
- Is there nothing we can do? - All the uniforms...
...and patrol cars? What are you going to do with them?
Wait a bit, there must be something we can do?
- Hi. - Hi...
- Listen... - Can I have a large whiskey?
-Why didn't you say anything? Why? -What could I say?
- I thought it was nice meeting you. - I also thought so, but what...
- Why are you closing the station? - I'm not doing it.
- You know what this station means? - Sorry, I'm just doing myjob...
You sit behind a desk making decisions and you call that a job?!
You don't know... you haven't been on the streets.
- Ofcourse I have. - Well then, prove it.
- Please, can't you... - You have to be fast to catch thieves.
Let's play a game. Raise your hand and I'll count to three.
The fastest one hits the other, like this...
- Are you crazy? - Sorry, I really didn't mean to...
Jacob, that was really uncalled for.
It's a game. You hold up your hand...
...Iike this, then you count to three and hit... I don't know what happened.
We have received a definitive decision that the police station will be closed.
It has come as a suprise, both to me... and to my colleagues.
And we... You wanted to say something?
There's something that people don't know.
We work according to an American method called "Pre-Crime" -
- or PP, which means to predict and prevent-
- crime before it... and so creating a kind of relation to...
Have you taken any steps against the closure?
We've put up a protest list at the grocery store.
What is going to happen to all the desks?
- Jacob, what is it? - What is it?!
They're bloody right. We're totally unnecessary!
Fuckall happens here! Check out all the crime everywhere else!
Why can't they share it so we could get one little thief here?
I feel so worthless. No girlfriend and soon jobless!
Calm down, for Christ's sake!
Jacob... I also think it's really hard...
Listen, we'll have a waffle hot dog.
I know every street, every corner. I like you, Lasse, Jacob.
You are, for me anyway, like a family. You can't just change that.
- Wha twill you and Lasse do? - We can'tjust sell the house and go.
We'll have to stay...
Benny, do you think I've got saggy tits?
No, what....? I dunno, a little...
But it's not serious. It's not like you go round thinking about it.
- Has Lasse said so? - I just wondered.
What the hell? Agneta, wait...
Okay, what have we got here?
- Look... - Benny, look here.
- What is it? - Skid marks.
I'll be damned...
- It's a worn down Michelin. - Someone's probably hit it.
You think so? I don't know, I think it feels...
...more professional in some way.
It's like a "drive-by" situation.
Two metres from the edge...
Parallel tracks...
Hello, this is Jesica.
Hello, Jessica, it's Jacob here.
I just wanted to apologize for what happened yesterday.
I was wondering if you could call me? You can call me anytime, I'm here...
I'm here anytime... not on Thursdays 'cause I work early on Fridays.
Whatever, you can call me...
Okay, we'll be in touch. Bye.
Rabbit! Rabbit, Dick. Rabbit!
- Stop it! - I want him to sit up like a rabbit.
Look... Rabbit! He'll do it soon.
- Stop it. - Rabbit! Rabbit!
Hi, guys. Have you seen anything strange in town?
- Strange? - We had a hit and run on Ostervagen.
The waste bin on the left has been totally destroyed.
Shit, it looks like some total psycho has...
You haven't seen anything?
Okay, I'll have to write a report. Hakan, can you help with the computer?
I'm coming.
- Come on, Hakan. - It's easy, just press the button.
Easy? There's loads of buttons here. There's C-TROLL -
- and DELETE and HOME and... Come on.
- Hakan. - Take it easy.
- We're having coffee. What's the hurry? - What's with you?
This is typical. Just 'cause I dug up something.
It could be anything. It could lead to... it could be a serious crime.
Come on, Hakan.
Lasse...
Are you...
- You thinking the same thing as me? - Yes, probably.
- What are you thinking of?. - Well, the same as you.
- What is that? - Well, you know...
- Say it. - No, you first.
Come on.
- Hello, Goran, how're things? - Hi, guys. Fine...
- I hope that's empty? - Yes, I'll put it away.
- Nice jacket. Nice with a hood and all. - Yes, it's a nice jacket.
- You doing anything special now?. - I'm going to sleep.
What would you say if we gave you this?
- You giving me that? - Yes, but you must do us a favour.
- What favour? - Come with us to the car.
We'll discuss it in the car. In the car...
You just need to go to the grocery store.
Then you steal something and come back.
- What should I steal? - Anything, then run like hell.
- No, it's not... I don'twant to... - You won't do it?
You won't do it? Allright, let's talk business.
That's for me...
- Smells good, huh? - Shall we drink it? No...
What you doing?! No, no! Stop it! I'll do it, I'll do it...
- I'll do it for two bottles. - What?!
- What? - lf I get two bottles... two.
You get one bottle and a new fishing rod. What do you say?
- Okay, we say so, that's fine... - I like you...
I like you, too.
- Do you believe in this? - He'll do it, don'tworry.
I don't mean him, I mean us. What are we doing, we're policemen?
Are you just going to stand back and watch while they close the station?
- We're just helping boost statistics. - Statistics? We're accomplices.
- But we're handing the stuff back. - Yes, but...
- Here, here! - Is that it?
- Give me the bottle. - If I see you with it, you're going in.
- This stays between us, got it? - And my fishing rod, can I have it?
- You'll get it later - Later!
- Later. Get going, now! - You promised!
Get going. You'll get it later.
- You see anyone? - No.
Think, Benny, think...
Imagine they planned to destroy the waste bin?
- Aren't you having a coffee? - But then they wouldn't have skidded.
- It's an ordinary waste bin. - Exactly, that's what's so...
There are skid marks, too...
Benny, Benny, look!
Hey, halt! Freeze!
Halt! Freeze!
- Shit! - Did you see who itwas?
I couldn't see... Shit...
Vodka, 75cl...
Think, Benny, change angle...
- What if there's a link. - A link?
Between what happened yesterday and the masked man?
Hello...
Everything okay? It's really sad with the closure...
If we look at the list we have 22 names -
- and the Akesson family are coming later and they're quite a few.
- Thanks... - Are you going to barbecue?
- Have you seen anyone strange here. - No, why?
No...? You've been burgled, Kent. These are the stolen goods
- The perpetrator got away. - Are you serious?
These things are terrible. You sure you haven't seen the perpetrator?
No... I was in the bathroom...
- You should report it. - It's not necessary, is it?
- I have my sausages back. - But a report is very important, Kent.
But it's just a load of paperwork and things...
Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report-
- otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report.
Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report-
- your report can be reported because you didn't report it.
And then your report can be reported by us...
You understand?
No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
- Lasse, you're good at talking shit. - Shit...
For people to see the truth you have to lie a bit.
- We have a report, anyway. - And there'll be more.
- Is there a problem with the lock? - No.
Nothing wrong with it.
SHOOT A COP
What the hell you doing?
SHOOT A GOOSE
- No, please! - I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
No, please!
- One, two, three. - What do, Mike, what do?
- You can do that. - You can't do that.
Benny, can you help with something?
You can move these three squares, can'tyou?
Pawns can move, what is it...? Twice the first time and then once.
Can't do that.
He can only do this. Watch. This, this...
- This, can do... - No, not in this game. It's chess.
- Who said so? - I don't know... My dad...
- He's joking with you, dad... - Fucking shit game!
Hey, wait, wait...
Shit, there it is again. There's the grocery store, the waste bin...
- The masked man... - Benny, are you feel well?
- What?
- Yes, sure. - Are you sure you feel well?
- Okay. Bye, bye... - Bye.
A number of strange things have started happening in ourtown.
We've had reports for vandalisation, theft, small arms fire...
I don't know how to interpret it.
That's what I've said all along, there's some gang thing going on.
My calculations say they know about the closure and have moved activity here.
- You see how serious this is? - There could be a point to that.
Anyhow, I want you to keep your eyes open and be careful out there.
- A gang... - Hang on, these are just theories.
For instance the masked man we saw. He looks like a regular drunk.
I don't think it's a gang at all.
Hi, Goran. I need to talk to you.
Get against the car. Come on.
- Spread them. Got anything on you? - It's okay, Benny.
Get in, Goran.
- Are you nervous? - Yes...
Why are you nervous?
There was a burglary at the grocery store. You know about it?
- A packet of sausages... - That's because... the fishing rod.
- What fishing rod? - The fishing rod when I... Oh, shit...
Now I've gone and done it again...
- You want us to skewer your balls? - Come on, Goran.
- Come on, tell us. Goran! - No, it's...
Haven't you ever barbecued? You have to prepare it well.
That's fine, you'll burn down the whole stand.
Yes...
That's good.
- What the hell are you doing?! - Nothing.
The bin was burning and we tried to put it out.
Stop it. We've spoken to Goran, so cut it out! What are you up to?
We're doing it for your sakes too. We just want to keep the station.
- Why didn't you say anything? - We wanted to boost statistics.
- What you think we want? - We wanted to surprise you.
- Don't you trust us? Does Folke know?. - No.
It's catching here...
Boost statistics by stealing sausages? You can't do anything right, Lasse!
God, it's burning!
If we're going to boost statistics, go for it. What's this shitty little fire?!
- Sorry, but now you know. - It's really burning.
- Why you burning Janne's stand? - We wanted to burn something...
Call the fire department, there're gas canisters in there!
- Gas canisters? - Shit!
- Did it explode? - I don't know, I didn't hear...
Shit...! Where're we going to eat lunch now?.
Please respect the exclusion zone. Thank you. Thanks.
- It's sad, Janne. - Yes.
- You know who could have done it? - What do you mean?
- It looks professional. Any enemies? - Not as far as I know.
- Any debts? - I owe my neighbour 150 crowns.
But she wouldn't do this.
Search...
It looks professional. It wouldn't surprise me if the mafia were behind it.
Hello! Hello... could I ask some questions?
Wait a bit... Out.
Damn, Agneta, now the press is here.
- Agneta... I found something here. - What is it?
I don't know, it looks like a detonator or something.
Take it in for analysis. Make sure you get a photo first.
But that's my waffle iron!
These days, things like that can look like anything.
Listen: "We've never seen anything like it. From idyll to inferno in days."