[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
>> NEXT.
>> OH, YOUR HIGHNESS, CAN YOU
HELP MY POOR CHILD?
HIS HAIR IS STARTING TO GO, AND
WE CAN'T AFFORD FLAME CARE
AND...
[ SOBS ]
>> TAKE THIS FORTIFIER.
IT SHOULD LAST YOU THROUGH THE
COLD SEASON.
>> OH, GLOB BLESS THY SOUL!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> MORE TEA, YOUR HIGHNESS?
>> [ SLURPS ] THANK YOU.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WHO'S NEXT?
>> HI, UM, MY MICROWAVE SEEMS TO
BE BROKEN AND --
[ RUMBLE ]
AAH!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> FLAME PRINCESS!
>> DON JOHN -- THE FLAME LORD!
>> I FEAR YOU'RE NOT EVIL ENOUGH
TO RULE THE KINGDOM.
>> EXCUSE ME?
HOW DARE YOU!
[ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
WHAT?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> YOU'VE BEEN POISONING ME.
HOW COULD YOU, URSULA?
GUARDS!
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> [ CHANTS INDISTINCTLY ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> HUH?
>> OH, HERE HE COMES!
>> NO!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YES!
PLAYTIME'S OVER, HONEY.
TIME TO GIVE DADDY HIS THRONE
BACK.
I've secretly arranged to make
Don John my vizier and give him
my daughter's hand in marriage.
>> UH, YEAH, I KNOW.
>> HA-HA!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> HWAH!
>> MAN, YOU'RE LOOKING SHREDDED.
>> MY GYM IS DARK MAGIC, AND MY
PROTEIN SHAKE IS RAGE.
>> OKAY, OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHANTS INDISTINCTLY ]
[ ENERGY WARBLING
>> [ GROANS ]
>> SPLENDID WORK, DON JOHN.
>> NO BIG "D," BRO.
>> HEAVENS TO BETSY!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> CINNAMON BUN!
>> DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!
>> COME HERE, GIRL.
WE'RE GETTING HITCHED!
[ FLAME PEOPLE GROAN ]
>> NO!
[ GRUNTS ]
GO AWAY!
[ FLAME PEOPLE GROAN ]
>> I CAN'T LEAVE.
I HAVE TO FIGHT FOR MY KINGDOM.
>> NO. FIGHT LATER.
NOW WE GET HELP.
>> HUH? AAH!
>> HWAH!
>> WHY DID I JUMP?
>> THANKS, C.B.
>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE WELCOME.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> A LITTLE BETTER, I THINK.
WHO SHOULD WE GO TO FOR HELP?
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?
>> Both: NAH.
>> I DON'T TRUST HER.
>> YEAH, SHE'S DEVIOUS.
>> WELL, I'VE SEEN FINN BATTLE
HUGE MONSTERS AND EVEN ARMIES,
AND WE NEED SOMEBODY WHO CAN
FIGHT.
C.B., TAKE ME TO FINN.
>> MM, OKAY.
>> Finn: [ TEETH CLICKING ]
WAAH!
>> FINN!
>> Finn: UM [CHUCKLES]
HEY.
UH, JAKE ISN'T HERE.
HE'S SLEEPING OVER AT
LADY RAINICORN'S, MAYBE.
>> FINN, I'VE BEEN SLOWLY
POISONED BY MY TREACHEROUS
HANDMAIDEN.
NOW MY POWERS ARE WEAKENED,
AND -- AND THE FLAME LORD HAS
FREED MY FATHER AND THREATENED
TO MARRY ME.
BUT I ESCAPED WITH C.B.
>> Finn: OH, WHAT?
I'LL HELP YOU.
I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
>> LISTEN, FINN, THIS DOESN'T
MEAN WE'RE GETTING BACK
TOGETHER.
WE'RE ALL BUSINESS.
>> Finn: MM-HMH. OF COURSE.
>> YEAH, BUSINESS.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M FEELING EXHAUSTED.
WHERE CAN I FRESHEN UP?
>> Finn: GIRL'S BATHROOM IS OVER
THERE.
ALSO, IT'S THE BOY'S BATHROOM.
>> OH, THANKS.
>> Finn: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
C.B.?
YOU THINK I STILL HAVE A SHOT
WITH HER, RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> Finn: DOES SHE EVER TALK
ABOUT ME?
IS SHE SEEING ANYBODY?
>> NO AND NO.
>> Finn: "NO AND NO," SHE DOES
TALK ABOUT ME, OR "NO AND NO,"
SHE ISN'T SEEING ANYBODY?
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S WOLF.
>> Finn: SO, YOUR FIRE WOLF CAN
FLY.
>> YEP.
I TAUGHT HIM.
>> Finn: HMM.
[ SKIN SIZZLES ]
WHOA! YOU'VE COOLED DOWN A LOT.
>> NO FUNNY STUFF.
>> Finn: THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING
GREAT FOR ME LATELY.
BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY BOYS.
I GOT A CURSED SWORD ARM NOW, SO
THAT'S NEW.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN EXERCISING A LOT
AND TAKING SOME PIANO LESSONS --
TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
NOT DATING ANYBODY OR ANYTHING,
JUST GETTING A LITTLE ME TIME,
BEING THE BEST FINN I CAN BE.
>> [ GROANS ]
HYUP!
>> Finn: OH, NO!
[ WOLF PANTING ]
>> Finn: I HID MY FLAMEPROOF
SUIT BEHIND THESE ROCKS...
JUST IN CASE, WHATEVER, YOU
KNOW?
>> SO, THE GUARDS ARE POSTED
HERE AND HERE, SO WE SHOULD
PROBABLY SNEAK IN HERE.
>> Finn: SUITED!
>> UH...
>> Finn: REMEMBER MY FIRE SUIT?
HEY, C.B., YOU DID A GREAT JOB
GETTING US HERE AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I GOT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
I GOT A SWORD ARM, SO --
>> YEAH, YOU SAID THAT.
>> Finn: WATCH THIS.
HEY, GUARDS!
COME AT ME AT THE SAME TIME!
>> What are you doing?!
>> Finn: LET'S GO, PRINCESS!
>> BUT THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! NO!
>> Finn: HA-HA!
>> IT'S THE PRINCESS.
>> CAPTURE THEM!
>> Finn: AHHHHH--
>> NO, FINN! DON'T HURT THEM!
THEY'RE ENTRANCED!
>> Finn: OH, RIGHT.
OH, NO.
>> CAPTURED.
>> [ GROANS ]
[ ROARS ]
HYAH!
UM [GRUNTS]
>> Finn: THERE'S C.B.!
>> GET THAT BUN!
>> COULD YOU MOVE, PLEASE?
>> WHOO, GET 'EM, BOYS.
WE'RE TAKING THESE TWO AWAY.
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY, F.P., YOUR
BOY FINN WON'T FAIL YOU.
>> PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO LEAVE
WHEN YOU OUT-DUKE US.
>> OKAY.
>> DUKE! DUKE! DUKE!
[ WOOSH! ]
>> DUKE! UH, DUKE!
THESE TWO ARE OUT-DUKED!
NOW I'M MAKING MY ESCAPE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: TRUST ME.
IT'LL BE FINE.
>> FOR SOON YOU SHALL BE MINE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, I'M
REMINDING YOU NOW.
>> NEVER!
>> Finn: YEAH!
IT'S BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY STILL
HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME.
>> NO!
>> Finn: HMM.
>> I CAN NEVER MARRY YOU BECAUSE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, MUCH LESS
LIKE YOU, AND FORCING ME TO
MARRY YOU IS GROSS.
>> WHOO! WHOO!
MAN, I LOVE STARING OUT OVER
THINGS.
WHOO!
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE KING.
>> YOU SAID SHE'D DO WHATEVER
YOU TOLD HER.
>> UMM, OKAY...
>> BUT SHE REFUSES TO MARRY ME.
SHE'S HER OWN WOMAN, YOU LIAR!
>> LIAR?
YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?
>> AYE -- FISTFIGHT.
>> YES, I'LL FISTFIGHT YOU.
COME ON!
>> YOU HIT ME?
FELT GOOD!
>> OOF!
I LOVE FISTFIGHTING.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU DIRTY BREAD BAKER.
[ GROWLS ]
>> AAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> PUT THEM DOWN.
PUT YOUR DUKES DOWN!
>> NO!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Both: WHAA?
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
>> Both: WE'RE SAVED!
>> HI. GOT A KEY.
>> FIGHT!
>> THEY'RE DISTRACTED.
LET'S GO.
>> YAAH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> LEG PRESS!
>> [ GROANS ]
STAMINA...FAILING.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> COME ON!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> CHEATER!
[ FLAME PEOPLE GROANING ]
>> ONWARD, JAKE II!
[ FIRE SIZZLES ]
AAH!
>> C.B., ARE YOU OKAY?
>> [ GROANS ]
[ FLAME PEOPLE GROAN ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?
>> SHOULD -- SHOULD WE KEEP
ATTACKING?
>> STOP!
YOU WERE ALL BRAINWASHED BY HIM!
>> UH-OH.
>> HEY, I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY!
>> YEAH, LET'S GET HIM!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> CAPTURE HIM!
>> IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS DON JOHN!
AAH!
[ GROANS WEAKLY ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> HUH? OH...
AAH!
>> HAVE YOU ALL GONE DUMB FROM
DON JOHN'S MAGIC?
I MEAN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT THIS
SOFTY TO RULE YOU?
SHE'S EVEN WEAKER THAN BEFORE
FROM BEING POISONED.
LOOK!
[ FLAME PEOPLE MURMUR ]
>> OH, COME ON!
>> YOU'RE WRONG.
FLAME PRINCESS MAY NOT BE THE
MOST RUTHLESS OF ALL DESPOTS,
BUT SHE IS STRONG WHERE IT
REALLY COUNTS -- IN HER HEART.
AND THAT IS GOOD.
I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH WATCHING
THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WORK, AND
WITH HER EXAMPLE, I HAVE BECOME
A BETTER MAN.
I WILL BE BY HER SIDE AS HER
CHAMPION AND KNIGHT EVERY STEP
OF THE WAY BECAUSE...
I LOVE HER.
>> THANK YOU.
[ FLAME PEOPLE MURMUR ]
>> AWW, HOW SWEET!
[ FLAME PEOPLE CHEERING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: GEEZ.
DID I JUST GET SHOWN UP BY
CINNAMON BUN?
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!