eric paroissien, minimal subtitles, paroissien.com
"love requires great care" ovid, latin poet
futari ecchi
wedding invitations
here my colleagues
my friend miyako, receptionist with me
rika, you have from here to there
my family, these obviously
makoto's family here
then...
makoto is experienced?
rika, what do you think?
i could guess, but you better ask him
how do you know?
with experience, i can guess right away
rika, how many men do you date now?
5
you're in trouble
why?
you don't have much experience
guess how much?
zero, right?
still i envy you
the first time, it hurts and you bleed
i have a lot to catch up
age of first experience in average: 20 year old
you marry after dating so shortly
you're OK with that? -why?
such couple had been dating 5 years, they divorced after 2
they were fighting about the air conditioning
i trust with makoto we'll be ok
but being used to a person is safer
you remember i caught that cold?
he came to visit
he offered a bouquet of red roses
red roses?
made me so happy
red roses?
something funny?
no, it's good
i'm glad you're so close to a woman
patronizing
makoto is the luckiest
didn't think you'd marry before him
matsuzaki is the most successful with girls
wait
marriage dating is a trap
exactly
a trap
i thought i'd try
you criticize again, bad habit
i understand that feeling
don't flirt with my girl
talking about you
matsuzaki, we don't hear about your dates
you can't seem to make up your mind
right
i keep it quiet, but i date
how many have you dated?
well... 7 girls
only those you had sex with
in that case, 5
i figured you more active
you okayama?
i don't count them
last time he said 3
you makoto?
me... well..
makoto
well...
you had time to enjoy on your own
now you gonna get "some" every night
considering you never had a girl
what are you saying?!
come on
what?
you were a virgin
no way
gimme a break
can't be
let's drink
this comes here
all right
big boobs
futari ecchi [2 lonely sexes]
thanks
we did great -we did
you're ok -i'm ok
you liked the bathroom?
spacious and convenient
let's do something
something?
it's not what i meant...
ah... yes
we could watch that dvd
whatever
what kind you like?
horror
this is...?
torihada
i forgot to bring it back
sorry -it's ok
i don't mind
guys watch that?
now that you're with me it's over
yura
makoto
switch it off
makoto... the light too
what? the light?
that one too
what? -the hook's in my back
don't tear it
did it
say
do i need to open that much?
probably, i think
gross, i'm like a frog
you're fine... a cute frog
i'm going
would it be... like... your first time?
in a way you could say...
yes first time
so
be gentle
am i in the right place?
hurts
you're hurting me
say?...
are you done?
men lasting less than a minute: 1.5%
sorry if i'm so stiff
it's fine... it's me rather
truth is... it's my first time
i'm so... sorry
next time will be better
i'm sure... we'll become good at it
how much oil?
how much... well
the right amount
just say how many centiliters?
you don't measure oil
just make it enough to fry
i get it
then you move the pan until the oil is evenly spread
then add the taters
i add the taters
you always relied on your mom
right
all right... all right
rika... how about a yoga class?
it fits
it does... let's go
too early
more time
let's go somewhere -work is not over
no way, we don't sneak out
it's time, right?
let's go some place
newly wed... great
first attempts are always messy
what are you implying, it's offensive
i meant the lunch box
sure... first attempts
aware of your chakra, let your prahna rise
raise left hand
right hand back
deep breath
breathe out
picture your prahna rising
you're so stiff -just fine
i'm taking classes twice a week
it's good -indeed, with that handsome teacher
teacher
thanks a lot -you did great
you both beginners? -we are
your body is a bit stiff
sorry, i'll practice to soften
not only the body, but the mind must soften
please take the pose of the warrior
legs wide open
knees open
here... then
arms straight
keep them well outstretched
focus on fingertips
she just married -pardon?
is that right?
she needs to soften for better sex -rika, stop
it's hot here... you can rely on me
and then...
if the mind is soft, the body follows
so i'll stick to that class
good idea
we sleep?
sure
good night
do you want to repeat that every day?
not that often
average for couples in their 20's
twice a week
makoto
don't catch a cold
shopping-yoga-dentist
thanks for this meal
how this time?
lunch box? getting better
right... she made your face in it?
it's cute? -it looks like me
what?
check this... t-back
this is cute
you prepare his lunch every day?
makes him happy
improving your skill
you taught me a lot
result of practice
yoga bringing results too?
every day?
people do it every day?
newlywed, absolutely
how about you?
your love life is happy? -me?
in various ways -what "various ways"?
whatever the man, i'm not totally fulfilled
are you starting to enjoy sex?
hm... well
good sex makes the good cook
why?
first
something pretty
what?
it's great to be with someone you love
you may be right
love is to try, and grow together
you're right
you're not trying hard enough
i knew it
sure
she's doing her best
it's tough for her
he lasted just 4min... what do you think?
you're obsessed with penetration
she's a beginner, you should make it 1 hour
foreplays 20min
action 20min
after sex 20min
20min?
extra-care on the foreplay
first, you lick her
all over
back of her neck
her ears
her spine
her belly-button
breasts
butt
you have to explore
the moments before sex are important
you need a setting... have you been going out lately?
we stay home
no way, you need romantic settings outside
really?... that's right
yura, are you home?
nothing particular... are you busy?
could we meet out?
great... meet me at the station in 30min
all right... see you then
that's great
as for the wedding ring
they're matching?
yes
i envy her
could you make a reservation for me?
please
"going out"?
if we got into the mood
my bad, let's go back
well... now that we're here
married couples going to a love hotel: 7%
check this... stars on the ceiling
wow, a jacuzzi
a karaoke, let's sing together
look the bed is bouncy
such fun -wait
let's have sex
today it's my treat
this is new?
sexy lingerie suits you
we have only 2 hours
i'll do my best
i'll stop the air conditioner
i'm all right
i'll have a jacuzzi
we have so much time left after all
men lasting 1 to 3min: 17%
good
now the rice
just veggies
she's trying her best
stretch your foot
good
pull up
feel the energy
relaxed body but firm resolve
ouch
ah you're here... let me help
thanks
how did it work with your wife?
of course
any improvements
such question
how does a woman... qualify a lousy partner?
if he's hasty... if he rushes for penetration
what?
delicious -there
your becoming a good cook
i'm glad you like it -delicious -eat plenty
sex? getting better?
come on
probably makoto
good evening -welcome back... rika is here
really?
good evening -make yourself at home
i'll change
tell me
i still have no idea
30% never had an orgasm
what?
maybe our yoga teacher could do that for you
what are you saying?
our yoga teacher is so hot
he's looking at her -not true
not an attitude for a teacher
but if you don't do better in bed -enough
good appetite, makoto
thank you
husband suspecting their wives: 25%
this way.... like that
the cat position
you learn yoga quickly
i'm not good
yura, how often do you see that teacher?
what are you saying?
she goes to make up for your lacks
right
come here -why?
come on
come in here
here
makoto
you too yura, observe
start from the usual, feet around the waist
now i'm in control
then he falls slowly
horse riding
now she's in control
rika easy... rika please
yura -don't... rika is there
she's drunk and asleep
wait
can't?
makoto... do you love me?
of course
so...
today i'll do it
the light
hurts... not with your nails -sorry
that's how it gets
i didn't figure it so...
...big?
nope... the contrary
it's ok
average erection size: 12.7cm
hold it a little more
sorry
it felt good, i'm sweating
you too were excited
makoto, you don't get me
i'm cold
your wife is good now
what's that?!
lunch box
lunch box?
you'll have to try harder
a loving lunch box
let me see
good... mine tastes better
what's this
i'll give you a taste of mine
raise your butt higher, like that
relax neck, raise butt again
while breathing, knees down
cobra position
rika
i'm going ahead -i catch up soon
are you free for a drink?
but you know i'm married
still you invite me?
men are all like that?
is that a "yes"?
here i am
teacher, thank you -and thank you
could you tell me...
wait... bye teacher -see you next week
cheers
another one -please waiter
enough
careful
yura?
you're not back
what? -where are you?
drinking with colleagues... back soon
may i come? -it's in front of the station -i'm coming
going now
waiting
she's here
good evening
-come join us
you're wife is a beauty
you're the lunch boxe chef?
sorry i have to go
no way, let's drink
please -thank you
what do you drink? -a beer
your daily lunch box
proves you still love him
"still"?
i had a little taste today
delicious
miss sugiyama took it from me
what do you mean?
another glass please
another? -they're small
sorry
here's your glass
let's drink
cheers
it's good
relax, drink at ease
yura
i enjoyed introducing you
why do you let her taste your lunch box
she snatched it
she's that close to you?
what do you say that?
how about you with that yoga teacher?
why do you think i do yoga?
why?
it's decided... we stop today
i don't enjoy it
yura
51 couples out of 100 don't have sex
yura
it's cold at home?
what?
she's not preparing your lunch box
what happened? bad mood?
bred is good too
i have enough to share
i like rice most
ah, you're here
you ok?
it's accumulating
i take care of it
82 out of 100 keep a secret from their wife
i'll do it for you
you take care of your own work
you sure?
you can leave sooner
we could meet outside
it's rika, leave me a message
how about yoga?... call me back
it's been 10 cold days, she may be cheating on me
she's not cheating
have considered her needs?
what could she need?
just sex is not a relationship
are you kissing her? -i do
even during sex?
well
first you get her into the mood
praise her beauty
hold her hand, hug her
then if you kiss her well, you'll end up in bed
close your eyes and imagine
touching her lips softly
it's called "bad kiss"
you nibble here and there
you apply your lips
slowly you open your lips
little by little
use your tongue
for the "deep kiss" check her response
progressively deeper
rika -what?
you don't imagine me
i wasn't
a kiss is not just about the lips
a girl always wants to be the princess of her prince
you're right
good luck
thanks... see you
glad you came
sorry there's a misunderstanding
it's just you today?
it's rare
the others? -last minute cancellation
it happens... let's start
doesn't change anything
seize this chance to do stretching
we can work on your particular needs
thank you
you have an important goal
please
i'll push, you let go
you're a coward
i'm not
you're on your guards
relax
don't think so much
be like me
after cheating
many wive say sex with their husband
is much better
you?... wouldn't you love to be committed to someone?
well
no
spread your legs
hold my hands
first i'll pull
your turn
stretch farther
do not let go
be relaxed, like me
i'm relaxing -you look stiff
if your sex life is not good you're body can't soften
you could have let go
you're so serious
enough for today
i'm not like you
yura?
yura, what's up?
you're here -don't hurt your eyes watching tv in the dark
yura
makoto
what?
makoto
you know...
i want you...
to be the only one for me
so...
for you too
i want to be the only one
40% have experienced orgasm
tadaaa!
you're envious
lucky bastard
hate that
thank you for this meal
delicious
no
can't? -no
delicious
it went well, right?
i had never done all that
you're responsible
why?
i kept a secret from you
truth is... i saw your first time
that boy from my class... remember?
i liked him
i saw him kiss your forehead
i was so frustrated
he did something dirty to you and i hated him for that
but deep down i was envious
i always wanted someone to do me like that
makoto just fulfilled that wish
good
i knew you were looking
and... it wasn't my first time
such a beautiful weather
it's so delicious today
you're spending so much strength lately, you need it
yura
i need a tissue -in the bag
movie rental/horror/torihada [means she's in a "relax" mood]
couples using communication "signal-hints": 28%