1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,100 @TheGrandTour字幕組 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 翻譯 佳東 卡卡 李想 17 3 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 翻譯 OckRazor 渣打毛線 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 校對 清野 蛋蛋 hopsen 卡卡 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,000 校對 OckRAZOR oliver 17 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 時間軸 卡卡 框 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 後期 框 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 壓制 清野 9 00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:05,062 Hello, everybody! 10 00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:05,062 大家好 11 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:07,039 Hello. Greetings. Thank you. 12 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:07,039 大家好 謝謝 13 00:01:08,046 --> 00:01:10,033 Hi, there. 14 00:01:08,046 --> 00:01:10,033 你們好 15 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:12,066 Hello! Hello! 16 00:01:10,039 --> 00:01:12,066 你好 大家好 17 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:16,045 Thank you so much. Thank you. 18 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:16,045 謝謝大家 19 00:01:16,045 --> 00:01:19,040 Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 20 00:01:16,045 --> 00:01:19,040 十分感謝 21 00:01:19,047 --> 00:01:21,067 And welcome to The Grand Tour 22 00:01:19,047 --> 00:01:21,067 歡迎來到The Grand Tour 23 00:01:21,074 --> 00:01:24,094 which, once again, is in Whitby. 24 00:01:21,074 --> 00:01:24,094 這次我們又來到了惠特比 25 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:31,050 There is actually a very good reason for that. 26 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:31,050 原因很簡單 27 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:35,012 It is because these two last week blew up my house, 28 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:35,012 因為這兩人上周炸了我的房子 29 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,042 and I literally have nowhere else to go. 30 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,042 我現在真沒地方可去了 31 00:01:37,049 --> 00:01:38,062 Yeah. 32 00:01:37,049 --> 00:01:38,062 是的 33 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:41,019 Plus... Plus, James May lost the tent bag. 34 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:41,019 另外 詹姆斯•梅還弄丟了他的帳篷包 35 00:01:41,026 --> 00:01:42,066 - Soz. - Yeah, he did. 36 00:01:41,026 --> 00:01:42,066 -是哦 -沒錯 是他乾的 37 00:01:42,072 --> 00:01:45,046 He did do that. Anyway, erm... 38 00:01:42,072 --> 00:01:45,046 他確實丟了 不管怎樣 39 00:01:45,053 --> 00:01:48,086 we were reminiscing, as we've been here all week, 40 00:01:45,053 --> 00:01:48,086 這周 我們回憶發現 41 00:01:48,093 --> 00:01:52,053 and we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth 42 00:01:48,093 --> 00:01:52,053 約克郡是世上唯一的 43 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:56,027 where all three of us have had a car crash. 44 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:56,027 我們仨都撞過車的地方 45 00:01:56,037 --> 00:01:58,047 So what was yours? 46 00:01:56,037 --> 00:01:58,047 你那次撞了什麼 47 00:01:58,054 --> 00:02:00,078 A Triumph 2500 rolled over. 48 00:01:58,054 --> 00:02:00,078 撞翻了凱旋2500摩托車 49 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:03,011 - Yeah. Hammond? - My first car. 50 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:03,011 -哈蒙德你呢？ -撞壞了我的第一輛車 51 00:02:03,018 --> 00:02:04,068 And my second car. 52 00:02:03,018 --> 00:02:04,068 以及第二輛 53 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:07,068 My mum's car, my dad's car, 54 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:07,068 我媽的車 我爸的車 55 00:02:07,075 --> 00:02:09,038 my third and fourth cars, 56 00:02:07,075 --> 00:02:09,038 我的第三 第四輛車 57 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:11,045 my first four motorcycles, 58 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:11,045 我的前四輛摩托車 59 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:13,025 the Radio York radio van, 60 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:13,025 約克台廣播車 61 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:15,095 the Radio Leeds radio car, 62 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:15,095 利茲台廣播車 63 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:17,085 and a jet-powered dragster. 64 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:17,085 還有輛直線加速火箭車 65 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:19,096 Oh, yes. 66 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:19,096 哦耶 67 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,053 All of those. Busy. 68 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,053 就這些 我很忙的 69 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:25,097 And, erm... And what about you in Yorkshire? 70 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:25,097 你呢 在約克郡撞啥了 71 00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:28,050 Well, me, I'll tell you. No, 1977, 72 00:02:25,097 --> 00:02:28,050 我告訴你 在1977年 73 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:30,057 when the driving examiner said to me, 74 00:02:28,057 --> 00:02:30,057 當駕校考官告訴我 75 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:32,094 "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, you've passed," 76 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:32,094 祝賀你 克拉克森先生 你通過了 77 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:35,091 what I heard was, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, 78 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:35,091 我聽到的卻是 祝賀你 克拉克森先生 79 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:38,045 you are the best driver I've ever seen." 80 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:38,045 你是我見過最好的司機 81 00:02:38,045 --> 00:02:40,062 - Oh, no. - 36 hours later - 82 00:02:38,045 --> 00:02:40,062 -哦不 -36小時後 83 00:02:40,064 --> 00:02:43,022 That's all it was, 36 hours I'd been on the roads - 84 00:02:40,064 --> 00:02:43,022 只有這麼久 36小時 我在路上 85 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:44,062 stuffed my mother's Audi. 86 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:44,062 搞壞了我母親的奧迪 87 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:46,045 Wheels came off, killed a sheep. 88 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:46,045 輪子掉下來 殺死了一隻羊 89 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,042 So, if you're the farmer, sorry about that. 90 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,042 如果你是那個農場主 那抱歉了 91 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:53,010 Er... Anyway, I'm glad we're still in Yorkshire, 92 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:53,010 總之 很高興我們還在這裡 93 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,034 because last week 94 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,034 因為上個星期 95 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:56,069 we said there was no real motoring connection 96 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:56,069 我們說到這裡的汽車交通 97 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,075 with the county 98 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,075 很不發達 99 00:02:57,078 --> 00:03:00,043 and it turns out that's not true. 100 00:02:57,078 --> 00:03:00,043 後來證明這是錯的 101 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:02,081 I was reading Trip Advisor last night. 102 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:02,081 昨天晚上我在瀏覽貓途鷹 103 00:03:02,084 --> 00:03:04,046 Now, Trip Advisor is a website 104 00:03:02,084 --> 00:03:04,046 現在使用貓途鷹的 105 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:06,018 for the mealy-mouthed and the bitter. 106 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:06,018 都是些刻薄尖酸的人 107 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:08,002 Well, hang on. I mean, it's not entirely... 108 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:08,002 等等 也不是完全 109 00:03:08,003 --> 00:03:10,092 No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else 110 00:03:08,003 --> 00:03:10,092 不 說真的 它真沒用 111 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:13,034 because you have to know someone 112 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:13,034 因為你在認識某人之後 113 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,061 before their opinion is relevant. 114 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,061 才能知道他的觀點是否值得參考 115 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:17,027 I mean, I know Hammond, OK? 116 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:17,027 比如說 我認識哈蒙德 117 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,069 So if he tells me a restaurant's great, 118 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,069 如果他告訴我某家餐廳很棒 119 00:03:19,071 --> 00:03:21,055 I know I don't want to go there 120 00:03:19,071 --> 00:03:21,055 打死我也不會去 121 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:23,021 because it'll be rubbish. 122 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:23,021 肯定會很垃圾 123 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:25,017 You're absolutely right, actually 124 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:25,017 你說的太對了 125 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,058 because that bloke in the hat over there, 126 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,058 比如那邊戴帽子的小伙子 127 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:28,093 I don't care how many stars he gives Oxfam Whitby 128 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:28,093 不管他給惠特比樂施會多少星 129 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:31,004 I'm not going there. 130 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:31,004 我都不會去的 131 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,016 Exactly. Anyway... 132 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,016 確實 不管怎樣 133 00:03:35,017 --> 00:03:36,068 I went on Trip Advisor, OK 134 00:03:35,017 --> 00:03:36,068 我在看貓途鷹 135 00:03:36,069 --> 00:03:38,085 and there was a review of Whitby. 136 00:03:36,069 --> 00:03:38,085 有一則關於惠特比的評論 137 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:41,098 And it said, and I'm quoting here, 138 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:41,098 我引用一下 他說 139 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,028 "One aspect of Whitby 140 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,028 "惠特比給人的一個印象 141 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:46,005 " is the large number of local chavs..." 142 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:46,005 是數量驚人的當地小混混 143 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,088 "...who drive around the town in a circuit 144 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,088 他們開著巨吵的車 145 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:52,087 in their noise-enhanced cars." 146 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:52,087 繞著這個小鎮兜圈" 147 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:55,038 Already, I don't like this person. 148 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:55,038 我已經開始不喜歡這人了 149 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:57,065 "They accelerated down the narrow streets" 150 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:57,065 "他們在狹窄的道路上加速 151 00:03:57,069 --> 00:04:00,014 and then slowed their engines down quickly 152 00:03:57,069 --> 00:04:00,014 然後在快到路口的時候 153 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,051 as they approached a junction, 154 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,051 猛剎車 155 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:04,093 "causing explosive-sounding backfiring." 156 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:04,093 發出爆炸般的引擎回火聲" 157 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:07,065 He sounds like a right knob. 158 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:07,065 他聽上去就像個智障 159 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:08,071 Of course he's a right knob, 160 00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:08,071 他當然是啊 161 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:11,049 he's leaving a message on Trip Advisor. 162 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:11,049 他在貓途鷹上留言哎 163 00:04:11,053 --> 00:04:13,021 Anyway, the police 164 00:04:11,053 --> 00:04:13,021 不管怎樣 警察 165 00:04:13,026 --> 00:04:15,028 the police, the local police here - 166 00:04:13,026 --> 00:04:15,028 當地警察 167 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,005 they've decided they've had enough of people 168 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,005 他們決定 他們受夠了這些人 169 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,068 "...driving away in a manner 170 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,068 "以一種讓輪胎滑行" 171 00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:23,012 "that causes their wheels to spin and screech." 172 00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:23,012 "和尖叫的方式來駕駛" 173 00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:24,079 OK? So they decided to have a clampdown. 174 00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:24,079 所以他們決定鎮壓 175 00:04:24,082 --> 00:04:27,014 But, and this is the quote I love, 176 00:04:24,082 --> 00:04:27,014 但是這句引用我喜歡 177 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:31,012 "The operation was curtailed due to poor weather." 178 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:31,012 "由於天氣狀況惡劣 行動取消" 179 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,017 What, are they saying... 180 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,017 所以他們是說 181 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,073 They didn't go out because it was raining? 182 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,073 外面下雨啦 乾脆別出去了 183 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:39,024 No, law enforcement in Whitby is like cricket. 184 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:39,024 不 惠特比警察就像蟋蟀 185 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:41,072 Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle. 186 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:41,072 毛毛雨就讓人躲到屋裡去了 187 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:43,073 So this is... This is the Whitby Town 188 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:43,073 那麼 我們說的是 189 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:44,081 Police we are talking about here? 190 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:44,081 惠特比警察對吧 191 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:47,015 - Yeah, the WTPD. - Yeah. 192 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:47,015 -是的 所謂WTPD -是的 193 00:04:48,036 --> 00:04:49,055 No, hang on a minute 194 00:04:48,036 --> 00:04:49,055 不對 別急 195 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,097 this is North Yorkshire. It's NYPD. 196 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,097 這裡是北約克 應該是NYPD 197 00:04:53,015 --> 00:04:55,038 Wow! It actually is! It's the NYPD! 198 00:04:53,015 --> 00:04:55,038 -哇 還真是 -這可是NYPD 199 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,040 That would be a brilliant police drama. 200 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,040 這會是部很棒的警察劇 201 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:59,020 "Right, Constable," 202 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:59,020 "好了 各位警官 203 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:03,006 I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse, 204 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:03,006 警長對我很不爽 205 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:06,033 "the Mayor's chewed his arse, now we'll chew your arse." 206 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:06,033 市長對警長很不爽 因此你們的後果很嚴重 207 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,088 "We've got these lads - well, chavs - 208 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,088 我們這有些小姑娘 小混混 他們天天搞事 209 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,087 "that are doing, like, wheel screeches, 210 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,087 比如讓輪胎尖叫 211 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:13,012 and you've got 48 hours to solve it 212 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:13,012 你有48小時來搞定他們 213 00:05:13,016 --> 00:05:15,080 or I'll have your badge and your truncheon." 214 00:05:13,016 --> 00:05:15,080 不然我就沒收你的警徽和警棍 215 00:05:16,078 --> 00:05:20,041 Anyway, on our car show tonight... 216 00:05:16,078 --> 00:05:20,041 總之 在我們今晚的汽車節目里 217 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,038 a tree falls over... 218 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,038 一棵樹倒了 219 00:05:24,055 --> 00:05:27,015 ...a hedgehog makes a noise... 220 00:05:24,055 --> 00:05:27,015 一隻刺蝟發出了聲響 221 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,083 ...and a dog eats some meat. 222 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,083 還有一隻狗在吃肉 223 00:05:32,017 --> 00:05:34,028 But we begin with Porsche. 224 00:05:32,017 --> 00:05:34,028 但是我們要先談談保時捷 225 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:38,025 They offer an immense complicated range of cars 226 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:38,025 他們的911系列中 227 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:41,046 all under the 911 banner. 228 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:41,046 有著數量龐大的各式車型 229 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,067 Now, Porsche enthusiasts 230 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,067 如今 保時捷腦殘粉們 231 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,084 by which I mean these two imbeciles, 232 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,084 也就是這倆蠢貨 233 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,026 say that they're all slightly different. 234 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,026 說這些車型都有些許的差異 235 00:05:47,029 --> 00:05:49,003 Completely different. 236 00:05:47,029 --> 00:05:49,003 完全不同 237 00:05:49,008 --> 00:05:50,063 No, slightly different, 238 00:05:49,008 --> 00:05:50,063 不 稍有不同 239 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,060 and that the best of the bunch is something called 240 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,060 而它們中最出色的一輛 241 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:54,046 the GT3 RS. 242 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:54,046 叫做 GT3 RS 243 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:57,044 So I thought I'd take it to our track 244 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:57,044 所以我想應該把它帶到賽道上 245 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:59,005 to see what it was like. 246 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:59,005 拉出來溜溜 247 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:01,074 And let's just hope that, for once in your life, 248 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:01,074 我真希望你在有生之年能有一次 249 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:03,094 you haven't behaved like a child. 250 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:03,094 別表現的像個孩子 251 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,087 What do you mean? 252 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,087 你這是什麼意思 253 00:06:04,089 --> 00:06:08,015 - Well, just said it's no good because I've got one. 254 00:06:04,089 --> 00:06:08,015 乾脆直接說這車很爛 因為我有一輛 255 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:12,029 Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist 256 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:12,029 哈蒙德 我是專業的汽車新聞工作者 257 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:13,065 and coming up... 258 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:13,065 我要說... 259 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:17,005 Amongst other things. 260 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:17,005 除了這個 261 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:20,077 Coming up now is my professional review. 262 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:20,077 我將要提出我的專業觀點 263 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:27,030 This is the car in question. 264 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:27,030 這就是我們討論的車 265 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:30,076 No, wait. Sorry. Hang on. 266 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:30,076 不 等等 抱歉 稍等 267 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:33,025 It's easy to be confused. 268 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:33,025 這有點容易搞混 269 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:34,078 This is it. 270 00:06:33,055 --> 00:06:34,078 這才是 271 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:41,002 The hottest, hardest, 272 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:41,002 最火辣 最硬朗 273 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:44,024 tightest 911 of them all... 274 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:44,024 最緊湊的911 275 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:47,031 ...and the most exotic. 276 00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:47,031 也是最夢幻的 277 00:06:58,067 --> 00:07:01,069 It has the fattest back tyres 278 00:06:58,067 --> 00:07:01,069 它的後胎是我在公路車中 279 00:07:01,073 --> 00:07:03,032 I've ever seen on a road car. 280 00:07:01,073 --> 00:07:03,032 見過的最寬大的 281 00:07:03,037 --> 00:07:05,081 It has scaffolding in the back for stiffness, 282 00:07:03,037 --> 00:07:05,081 後面有防滾架增加剛性 283 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:08,052 carbon-fibre body panels for lightness. 284 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:08,052 碳纖維的車身讓它更輕 285 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,012 The roof is made from magnesium, 286 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,012 車頂是用鎂做成的 287 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,069 so if you turn it over and there are sparks, 288 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,069 如果你把車翻過來 車頂會磨出火花 289 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:16,008 there will be a blinding flash of light, 290 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:16,008 就會發出閃瞎眼的光 291 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:17,099 and then you will have a convertible. 292 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:17,099 於是你得到了一輛敞篷車 293 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,081 Like many people 294 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,081 和很多人一樣 295 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:32,047 I don't really like the idea of the Porsche 911 296 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:32,047 我並不欣賞911這種風格 297 00:07:32,065 --> 00:07:35,014 and I certainly don't like the people who drive them. 298 00:07:32,065 --> 00:07:35,014 而且也不喜歡那些開這車的人 299 00:07:35,024 --> 00:07:37,091 I find them flawed, in some dark 300 00:07:35,024 --> 00:07:37,091 我覺得他們有些缺點 301 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:39,088 and rather disgusting way. 302 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:39,088 在不為人知的那一面 303 00:07:39,095 --> 00:07:41,072 But I will grudgingly admit 304 00:07:39,095 --> 00:07:41,072 但我勉強承認 305 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:44,079 that even the basic cooking models are... 306 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:44,079 即使在最基本的駕駛模式 307 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:47,015 extremely lovely to drive. 308 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:47,015 開起來也十分愜意 309 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:48,022 They're... 310 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:48,022 它們 311 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:50,073 They're just very good sports cars. 312 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:50,073 它們真的是很好的跑車 313 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,060 But what about this one? 314 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,060 那這輛如何呢 315 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:57,016 Well... 316 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:57,016 好吧 317 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,059 Let's find out. 318 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,059 讓我們來看看 319 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:08,061 Straight away, I can tell you the engine... 320 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:08,061 實話實說 這台引擎 321 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:10,092 is incredible. 322 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:10,092 實在太不可思議了 323 00:08:13,005 --> 00:08:14,059 There's no turbocharging. 324 00:08:13,005 --> 00:08:14,059 沒有渦輪增壓 325 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:19,006 It's just a four litre flat-six, but... 326 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:19,006 只是台4.0升的水平對置六缸機 但是 327 00:08:19,018 --> 00:08:22,030 you get 500 horsepower. 328 00:08:19,018 --> 00:08:22,030 它有500馬力 329 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:27,036 And its red line at 9,000rpm. 330 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:27,036 而它的轉速紅線是9000 331 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:34,007 9,000! 332 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:34,007 9000轉啊 333 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:36,063 That's bike territory. 334 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:36,063 那可是摩托車的標準 335 00:08:38,031 --> 00:08:42,062 But the best thing is the way it goes round corners. 336 00:08:38,031 --> 00:08:42,062 但最棒的是 它的過彎姿態 337 00:08:43,011 --> 00:08:46,017 Because it's got four-wheel steering 338 00:08:43,011 --> 00:08:46,017 因為它有四輪轉向 339 00:08:46,021 --> 00:08:50,045 and because the engine is sitting right over the rear axle, 340 00:08:46,021 --> 00:08:50,045 又因為引擎被放在了後軸正上方 341 00:08:50,052 --> 00:08:53,085 the grip is just astonishing. 342 00:08:50,052 --> 00:08:53,085 抓地力簡直令人驚嘆 343 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:01,044 I've engaged all the hero buttons down here 344 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:01,044 我開啟了所有增強型按鈕 345 00:09:01,046 --> 00:09:05,060 turned all the electronic driver aids off 346 00:09:01,046 --> 00:09:05,060 關閉所有輔助駕駛 347 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:09,017 and let see if I can unstick it. 348 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:09,017 看我還能否駕馭 349 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:10,067 350 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:13,064 In here far too fast into Swindon Swings. 351 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:13,064 這裡飛速駛入"斯文頓發春"彎 352 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:19,005 贊助商斯文頓之春 園藝中心 故意讀作Swings(有濫交之意) 353 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:19,005 Not "Swings," that's something completely different. 354 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:19,005 並沒有浪起來啊 這裡很不一樣 355 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:22,071 But, anyway, no loss of traction at all. 356 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:22,071 但是 抓地力一點不少 357 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:29,019 I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS, 358 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:29,019 當我讀參數表的時候 我以為 359 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,031 that Porsche had tried to make a supercar, 360 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,031 保時捷要造一輛超跑 361 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,098 a rival for Ferrari 362 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,098 抗衡法拉利 363 00:09:34,003 --> 00:09:36,046 and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't. 364 00:09:34,003 --> 00:09:36,046 邁凱輪和蘭博基尼 但是他們並沒有 365 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,037 It's still a sports car. 366 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,037 它仍是一輛跑車 367 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:41,031 It's still chuckable and deft. 368 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:41,031 它依然易操控 靈性十足 369 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,048 Whoa! It's very, very good. 370 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,048 哇 它真的非常非常棒 371 00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:50,085 Annoyingly. 372 00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:50,085 真煩人 373 00:09:56,098 --> 00:10:00,025 But... is it as good as this, 374 00:09:56,098 --> 00:10:00,025 但是它和這輛一樣好嗎 375 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,037 the BMW M4 GTS? 376 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,037 寶馬 M4 GTS 377 00:10:03,053 --> 00:10:04,066 Like the Porsche 378 00:10:03,053 --> 00:10:04,066 和保時捷一樣 379 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:08,018 it's made from exotic lightweight materials... 380 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:08,018 車身由特殊超輕材料製成的 381 00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:12,068 and fitted with scaffolding instead of back seats, 382 00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:12,068 後排也被防滾架取而代之 383 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,077 and enormous tyres. 384 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,077 還有超寬的輪胎 385 00:10:16,051 --> 00:10:18,000 It looks good. 386 00:10:16,051 --> 00:10:18,000 看上去很美 387 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,050 But there are some problems. 388 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,050 但存在一些問題 389 00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:25,010 When you arrive at a small speed hump in the Porsche 390 00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:25,010 當你開著保時捷穿過減速帶時 391 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:28,071 you raise its nose electrically and all is well. 392 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:28,071 電動升起車頭 搞定了 393 00:10:29,085 --> 00:10:33,057 But when you arrive at the same hump in the BMW... 394 00:10:29,085 --> 00:10:33,057 但開著寶馬 面對同樣的減速帶 395 00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:38,034 you will need a team of men to fold away the spoiler 396 00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:38,034 你需要一堆人把前擾流板收起 397 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,053 and adjust the ride height. 398 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,053 再升起車身 399 00:10:40,062 --> 00:10:42,090 This takes several hours. 400 00:10:40,062 --> 00:10:42,090 這些要花上幾個小時 401 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,093 There are some other issues as well. 402 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,093 而且還有別的問題 403 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:53,054 To give owners the sense they're driving a racing car, 404 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:53,054 為了給車主一種駕駛賽車的感覺 405 00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:56,015 all of the storage bins have been removed. 406 00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:56,015 所有的儲物空間都被拆掉了 407 00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:59,013 There's no cubbyhole here, no door pockets. 408 00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:59,013 沒有扶手箱 沒有儲物槽 409 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,026 That means there's nowhere to put anything. 410 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,026 沒有什麼地方放東西 411 00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:03,047 And I think that, on a day-to-day basis 412 00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:03,047 我覺得從日常使用來講 413 00:11:03,051 --> 00:11:05,099 that would drive you a bit mad. 414 00:11:03,051 --> 00:11:05,099 絕對能把你逼瘋 415 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,055 Then there's the ride, which is extremely bumpy, 416 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,055 至於駕乘感受 那是相當的顛 417 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:16,042 and the drone from the tyres, which is horrendous. 418 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:16,042 而且輪胎的嗡嗡聲 太可怕了 419 00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:21,008 After ten minutes on a motorway, 420 00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:21,008 在路上開了10分鐘後 421 00:11:21,017 --> 00:11:22,048 you will have a headache 422 00:11:21,017 --> 00:11:22,048 你肯定會頭疼 423 00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:25,008 and you won't have any headache pills with you, 424 00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:25,008 而你卻不能吃止痛藥緩解 425 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,008 because there was nowhere to put them. 426 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,008 因為沒地兒放藥啊 427 00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:32,011 Now, at this point, I would normally use the word "however" 428 00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:32,011 通常說到這裡 我會說"然而" 429 00:11:32,018 --> 00:11:35,045 and start talking about the car's good points. 430 00:11:32,018 --> 00:11:35,045 接著開始對車的優點侃侃而談 431 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,082 However... 432 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,082 然而 433 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:39,088 I can't, because... 434 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:39,088 我做不到 因為 435 00:11:41,064 --> 00:11:43,090 I'm struggling to find any. 436 00:11:41,064 --> 00:11:43,090 我實在找不到 437 00:11:44,026 --> 00:11:47,042 The engine, for example, has water injection, 438 00:11:44,026 --> 00:11:47,042 舉個例子 這車有水噴射系統 439 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,016 which sounds cool. 440 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,016 聽起來很酷炫 441 00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:53,044 But it means that every third time you fill the car with fuel, 442 00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:53,044 但這意味著每加三次油 443 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,094 you have to fill a water tank in the boot. 444 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,094 就要給後備箱的水箱加水 445 00:11:57,019 --> 00:12:00,040 I don't know, but I'm not sure 446 00:11:57,019 --> 00:12:00,040 我雖然不懂 但我覺得這麼做 447 00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:03,064 this is very hi-tech. 448 00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:03,064 科技含量不高吧 449 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,074 And then there's the steering 450 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,074 然後說說轉向 451 00:12:07,079 --> 00:12:09,071 which in comfort mode is horrid 452 00:12:07,079 --> 00:12:09,071 舒適模式下極其糟糕 453 00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:12,099 and in sport setting is even more horrid. 454 00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:12,099 然而在運動模式下更可怕 455 00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:16,015 That said, the steering wheel is nice. 456 00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:16,015 即便如此 這個方向盤非常棒 457 00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:18,096 It's good and thick. It's... 458 00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:18,096 它質感好又厚實 459 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:22,008 460 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:22,008 It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range. 461 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:22,008 Ron Jeremy:成人男星 天賦異稟 462 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:22,008 就像握住了羅恩傑里米的那玩意 463 00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:24,035 And the seats aren't bad. 464 00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:24,035 座椅也不算太糟 465 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,080 But other than that... 466 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,080 但除此之外 467 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,046 No. 468 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,046 沒了 469 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:31,004 A point that becomes even more obvious 470 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:31,004 有一點變得尤為明顯 471 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,091 when you go into battle against the Porsche. 472 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,091 當你對陣保時捷的時候 473 00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:42,037 We both have around 500 horsepower, 474 00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:42,037 兩車都有著差不多500馬力 475 00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:45,057 both have a top speed of around 190, 476 00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:45,057 都有著差不多304km/h的極速 477 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:49,037 but the Porsche is a lot lighter. 478 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:49,037 但是保時捷要輕得多 479 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:53,000 Probably because it doesn't have a tank 480 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:53,000 大概因為保時捷後備箱里 481 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,000 full of water in the boot. 482 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,000 沒有裝滿水的水箱 483 00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:05,014 Struggling to keep up now. 484 00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:05,014 想跟上它都很難了 485 00:13:07,056 --> 00:13:09,058 Here we go, into Swindon. 486 00:13:07,056 --> 00:13:09,058 來到了斯文頓彎 487 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,006 Oh, "Springs"! 488 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,006 哦 原來是Springs啊 489 00:13:11,012 --> 00:13:12,092 A pampas grass shop. 490 00:13:11,012 --> 00:13:12,092 一家賣園藝的店 491 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:15,062 Oh! We're having... God, that's nasty. 492 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:15,062 啊 我要滑出去了 天啊 好險 493 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,064 This is not a car that responds well 494 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,064 這車的反應可不夠好 495 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:24,017 to my rather brutal driving style. 496 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:24,017 對我這種野蠻的開車風格來說 497 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,096 The problem is... 498 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,096 問題是 499 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:31,063 it doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either. 500 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:31,063 就算謹慎小心的駕駛風格 它的反應也不好 501 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,093 This competition here now between these two cars 502 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,093 這兩輛車之間的競爭 503 00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:42,002 is like a boxing match between an actual boxer 504 00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:42,002 就像是一場專業拳擊手 505 00:13:42,007 --> 00:13:45,076 and someone who thinks they're a boxer 506 00:13:42,007 --> 00:13:45,076 和自認為是拳擊手的人之間的比賽 507 00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:48,018 because they're wearing satin shorts. 508 00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:48,018 只因為他們都穿絲綢褲衩 509 00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:16,095 How did BMW get this thing so wrong? 510 00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:16,095 寶馬怎麼把這車做得爛成這樣 511 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,085 Oh, God! 512 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,085 哦天哪 513 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:23,092 It's twitchy, it's unpredictable. 514 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:23,092 它暴躁 難以預測 515 00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,059 And in the rain, 516 00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,059 而且在雨里 517 00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:29,071 it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive... 518 00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:29,071 這車介於惡意滿滿和完全不能 519 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,066 Oh, God! ...undriveable. 520 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:31,066 天哪 完全不能駕駛之間 521 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:41,077 But, that said, this has to be the winner of this test 522 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:41,077 雖然如此 這車還是贏了 523 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:44,027 because Richard Hammond... 524 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:44,027 因為理查德哈蒙德 525 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,084 ...has got one of those. 526 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,084 有這麼一輛 527 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,015 I called it. 528 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,015 我就說嘛 529 00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,077 That was annoying. 530 00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,077 太討厭了 531 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:58,078 That was a professional review. 532 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:58,078 這可是非常專業的測評 533 00:14:58,091 --> 00:15:00,014 At points. 534 00:14:58,091 --> 00:15:00,014 也就在幾點上 535 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:02,020 But you were doing so well, 536 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:02,020 但是你本來做的挺好的 537 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,073 and then you ruined it at the end. 538 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,073 直到最後把結尾給搞砸了 539 00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:04,071 What do you mean, ruined it? 540 00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:04,071 什麼意思 541 00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,034 By saying you'd have a worse car 542 00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,034 你選了最差的那輛車 543 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,064 because I haven't got one. 544 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,064 因為我沒有買這輛 545 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,095 - That Porsche wounded me. - Wounded you? 546 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,095 -那輛保時捷傷了我 -傷你哪了 547 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,083 It did wound me 548 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,083 確實傷了我 549 00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:14,008 you know, it's got so much grip 550 00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:14,008 因為 你知道這車抓地力很強 551 00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,053 that you're sort of forced into the seat? 552 00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,053 以至於你有點被按在了椅子上 553 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:17,034 And the seat's got stitching on it 554 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:17,034 然而座椅還有針腳在上面 555 00:15:17,038 --> 00:15:19,001 which digs a hole in your back. 556 00:15:17,038 --> 00:15:19,001 能把你後背磨個洞 557 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,098 I've got a picture of what it did. Look at this! 558 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,098 有圖為證 它都幹了什麼 看這個 559 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,064 That's my back! 560 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,064 那是我的後背 561 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:25,096 Oh, I'm amazed you weren't hospitalised with that! 562 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:25,096 你居然沒住院治療 我好驚訝啊 563 00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:28,010 - That is a savage wound! 564 00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:28,010 絕對的重傷啊 565 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,044 -Mine's never done that to me. 566 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,044 我的車沒這樣啊 567 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,047 That's cos you're a midget! 568 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,047 因為你是侏儒 569 00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,021 You don't reach that high up the seat. 570 00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,021 夠不到那麼高啊 571 00:15:32,024 --> 00:15:35,002 Or maybe you're a freak and sit in the wrong place. 572 00:15:32,024 --> 00:15:35,002 或者因為你就是怪胎 還坐錯了地方 573 00:15:35,006 --> 00:15:37,075 It's not just the fact it wounds you. 574 00:15:35,006 --> 00:15:37,075 不僅是它會傷人 575 00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:40,094 Also, the Porsche's more expensive than the BMW. 576 00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:40,094 而且保時捷比寶馬貴 577 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:44,027 Yes, but I'd rather spend 131,000 on the Porsche 578 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:44,027 對 但是我寧可花13萬1千鎊買個保時捷 579 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,047 than 120,000 on a BMW 580 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,047 也不想花12萬買個寶馬 581 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:49,041 that's not very good on the road not very good on a track 582 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:49,041 在公路和賽道上表現都不好 583 00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:51,041 and no good at all in the rain. 584 00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:51,041 而且在雨里特別爛 585 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,075 Yeah, no, that's fair enough. 586 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,075 好吧 你說的都對 587 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,005 - Hold on. - What? 588 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,005 -等等 -咋了 589 00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:56,032 I've got to the bottom of the problem with the BMW. 590 00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:56,032 我找到了寶馬問題的根本所在 591 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,091 It's right here in the blurb. 592 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,091 就在這個廣告上寫著 593 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 "Developed on the Nurburgring." 594 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 在紐博格林開發 595 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,066 Yeah, and, actually, speaking of tracks, 596 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,066 是啊 其實說道賽道 597 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:06,079 it's now time to hand the M4 over 598 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:06,079 是時候把M4交給 599 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:10,078 to a man who thinks that sparkling water is basically communist. 600 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:10,078 覺得氣泡水基本就是共產黨的哥們了 601 00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:14,009 Yeah, time to give it to the American. 602 00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:14,009 嗯 是時候把它交給那個美國佬 603 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,053 There he is. 604 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,053 他來了 605 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:20,006 And he's off! No messing. 606 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:20,006 他出發了 並沒有出岔子 607 00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,004 Parps from the exhaust on the upshifts 608 00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,004 排氣因為升檔發出了啪啪聲 609 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:24,058 as he attacks the Isn't Straight. 610 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:24,058 隨著他駛入不直彎 611 00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:26,058 I wonder if he actually knows what he's in. 612 00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:26,058 他知道自己在開什麼車嗎 613 00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:28,009 Driving a BMW. 614 00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:28,009 開寶馬啊 615 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,031 British Motor Works. 616 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,031 不列顛汽車的結晶 617 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,073 So, that's a no, then. 618 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,073 看來他並不知道 619 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,028 OK, continuing up the Isn't. 620 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,028 接著攻入不直彎 621 00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:39,059 They say it's got more power. 622 00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:39,059 他們說這車馬力更大了 623 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,036 Than what, my damn toothbrush? 624 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,036 跟啥比的 我的電動牙刷嗎 625 00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,048 OK. 626 00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,048 好吧 627 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:48,040 Right to the end of the Isn't now, 628 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:48,040 現在向右駛入不直彎的末端 629 00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:50,026 and into Your Name Here. 630 00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:50,026 進入了留你名彎 631 00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,080 Hard on the brakes, keeping it all in check, 632 00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,080 大腳剎車 把車保持在可控範圍內 633 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,092 and surely he'll appreciate the turbos 634 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,092 我敢肯定他會感激 635 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,004 punching him out of the corner. 636 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,004 把他推出彎角的渦輪的 637 00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:58,077 Turbos on an engine is 638 00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:58,077 引擎加了渦輪增壓 639 00:16:58,082 --> 00:17:02,011 God's way of telling you it ain't got enough cylinders. 640 00:16:58,082 --> 00:17:02,011 就是老天爺告訴你氣缸數量不夠 641 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,070 My mistake. Right, back up the Isn't. 642 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,070 我的錯 好的 回到不直彎 643 00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:06,062 Really winding up that straight-six. 644 00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:06,062 直六引擎全速運轉 645 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,081 I must admit, from the outside, it sounds good. 646 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,081 我不得不說 在外面聽起來聲浪很不錯 647 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:11,097 And already he's turning in hard, 648 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:11,097 他開始大力轉向 649 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,066 round the Unexploded Bomb, 650 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,066 繞著啞彈 651 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:16,033 into the narrowness of Old Lady's House. 652 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:16,033 進入了老奶房的窄彎 653 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:20,056 Yeah, back on the power for the bumpy bit towards Sub Station. 654 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:20,056 踩油通過顛簸路段駛向地鐵站 655 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:23,062 Idiotic splitter in peril over the ruts. 656 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:23,062 愚蠢的擾流板驚險的掠過車轍 657 00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:25,082 Now working the ceramic brakes hard 658 00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:25,082 現在大腳踩下陶瓷剎車 659 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,012 for the tight left. 660 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,012 通過狹窄的左彎 661 00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:30,020 Tickle of power. There it is. 662 00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:30,020 輕輕給油 出彎 663 00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:32,049 And left again into Field Of Sheep. 664 00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:32,049 再一次左彎來到羊圈 665 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:36,034 A whiff of oversteer, and across the line! 666 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:36,034 稍微一點轉向過度 然後衝過終點 667 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,031 It looked tidy. 668 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,031 看走線很緊湊 669 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,080 Yeah, it looked all right. 670 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,080 看著還行 671 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:42,088 It looked tidy. Right... 672 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:42,088 很緊湊 好了 673 00:17:43,046 --> 00:17:45,028 Let's bring up the er... 674 00:17:43,046 --> 00:17:45,028 讓我們打開 675 00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:46,088 Let's bring up the leader board, if we can. 676 00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:46,088 讓我們把圈速榜打開 如果可以 677 00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:48,019 Now, there we are. We've already had 678 00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:48,019 現在 我們看到了 679 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,080 the 911 GT3 RS round. 680 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,080 我們之前已經測試了911GT3RS 681 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:52,052 Wha... And you're not gonna show the lap? 682 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:52,052 啥 你為啥不給我們看跑圈 683 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,007 Nobody's interested in watching an American 684 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,007 沒人願意看一個美國人 685 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:57,013 being sawn in half by a glorified Beetle. 686 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:57,013 被美化過的甲殼蟲鋸成兩半 687 00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:59,004 It did 1:20.4. 688 00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:59,004 它跑了1分20秒4 689 00:17:59,006 --> 00:18:01,056 Right, so, now let's see what the M4 did. 690 00:17:59,006 --> 00:18:01,056 現在我們看看M4的表現 691 00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:04,072 Let's put the time up. There it is. 692 00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:04,072 咱們把圈速放上去 就在這 693 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:08,051 Two seconds slower, and that's a short track. 694 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:08,051 慢了兩秒 這還是個短賽道 695 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,060 That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it? 696 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,060 真是難以置信 這車不咋地 是吧 697 00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:14,002 No. It's only a second faster than a Porsche 718. 698 00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:14,002 並不咋樣 它只比保時捷718快了一秒 699 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:16,066 I know. I mean, I admire BMW 700 00:18:14,008 --> 00:18:16,066 我知道 我是說我欽佩寶馬 701 00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:19,002 for trying with that car. I really do. 702 00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:19,002 為這輛車所做的努力 我真的這麼覺得 703 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:21,017 But, my God, they've made a hash of it. 704 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:21,017 但是我的天啊 他們搞砸了 705 00:18:21,022 --> 00:18:23,033 In fact, I'm trying to think of a metaphor 706 00:18:21,022 --> 00:18:23,033 事實上 我打算想一個暗喻 707 00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:27,027 for someone who's really tried their hardest with something 708 00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:27,027 為那些因為某些東西付出了最大努力 709 00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:36,040 自嘲 為TG付出了很大努力但只好另起爐竈 亦或指 節目中三人經常做出吃力不討好的挑戰 710 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,088 and it hasn't worked. 711 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,088 卻沒有做到的人 712 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,040 No, nothing's coming to mind. 713 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,040 沒有 啥都沒想到 714 00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:37,060 I've got nothing. I've got nothing. 715 00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:37,060 什麼都沒有 716 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,068 I've got nothing at all. 717 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,068 什麼都沒想到 718 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,089 So, let's... Let's move it on. 719 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,089 所以 讓我們繼續吧 720 00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:44,086 It's time for us to make a gentle left into Conversation Street. 721 00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:44,086 是時候左轉來到我們的嘮嗑街 722 00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:55,049 OK. Right, I want to begin with the new Ford GT. 723 00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:55,049 好的 我想從新福特GT說起 724 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,086 You've got a picture of it here. Now, this is... 725 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,086 這裡有張它的圖片 726 00:18:57,089 --> 00:19:00,044 Well, you remember the last GT they did. 727 00:18:57,089 --> 00:19:00,044 你們記得上一款GT 728 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:03,066 That was just an homage, really, to the old GT40. 729 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:03,066 那隻是個對老GT40的致敬 730 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:07,013 This one, they say, is actually a racing car on the road. 731 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:07,013 而這輛 他們說 是一輛真正的公路賽車 732 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,085 It's got a twin-turbo, 3.5 litre V6, 733 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,085 它有雙渦輪 3.5升的V6引擎 734 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,031 seven-speed flappy-paddle box, 735 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,031 7速撥片換擋 736 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:12,089 more than 600 horsepower. 737 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:12,089 有超過600的馬力 738 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:17,023 The problem is, though, I can't think of any racing car 739 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:17,023 問題是 我想不到任何的賽車 740 00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,036 that works on the road, really, ever. 741 00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,036 在公路上也適用 真的 從未 742 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,013 No, they don't. 743 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,013 它們做不到 744 00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:23,067 I mean, the Nissan GTR: fabulous, fabulous car. 745 00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:23,067 我是說 尼桑GTR 一輛極好極好的車 746 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:26,053 Rubbish. It's undriveable. 747 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:26,053 在路上垃圾 完全不能開 748 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,093 You know, it's a very good point, 749 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,093 你知道 有個很好的觀點 750 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,076 because a racing car on the road 751 00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,076 因為在公路上的賽車 752 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,048 is a bit like trying to play tennis with a cricket bat. 753 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,048 有點像用板球拍打網球 754 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:33,073 It's technically possible... 755 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:33,073 技術上可行 756 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:35,063 Two totally different disciplines. 757 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:35,063 但完全是兩個規則 758 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:39,026 The only trouble is, that looks so good, I do find myself going... 759 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:39,026 問題是這輛車看起來太棒了 我覺得我要 760 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:43,037 Mm. You erm... You bought the last GT, didn't you? 761 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:43,037 那個 你買了上一代福特GT對吧 762 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,048 Yes. 763 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,048 是的 764 00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:47,051 Thank you for reminding me, Hammond. Yes, I did. 765 00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:47,051 謝謝你提醒我 哈蒙德 我買了 766 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,037 Did that go well for you? - No, it didn't. 767 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,037 -開得還好麽 -不好 768 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,020 Oh, did it not? - No, it didn't. 769 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,020 -噢 是嗎 -對 不好 770 00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:52,068 The problem was the insurance company 771 00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:52,068 問題在於保險公司說 772 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,015 said it had to have a burglar alarm, 773 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,015 我必須要裝個報警器 774 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,062 which blew usually 775 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,062 每次我女兒排校園劇 776 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:58,017 when my daughter was doing the school play and ruined it, 777 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:58,017 報警就亂叫 然後毀了排練 778 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,095 and it had to have a tracker. 779 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,095 而且還得配追蹤器 780 00:20:00,004 --> 00:20:03,008 And there is nothing on God's earth more annoying than a tracker. 781 00:20:00,004 --> 00:20:03,008 這世上沒什麼比追蹤器更討厭了 782 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:05,037 But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. 783 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:05,037 我就有個 一點也沒煩到我呀 784 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:07,057 No, that's because you'll have a little special place 785 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:07,057 因為你會在門廳桌上 786 00:20:07,062 --> 00:20:09,056 on your hall table with a pencil outline. 787 00:20:07,062 --> 00:20:09,056 有個位置專門放它 788 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:12,069 "I've got my keys and must remember to take my tracker." 789 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:12,069 帶上鑰匙 別忘了還有追蹤器 790 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,027 Because you're organised and I'm not. 791 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,027 因為你有條理 而我沒有 792 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,094 One for your tracker, one for your keys 793 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,094 這裡是追蹤器 這裡是鑰匙 794 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,000 one for your little penknife. 795 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,000 這裡是你的小鉛筆刀 796 00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,097 One for some change in case you need it. 797 00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,097 一些零錢 以備不時之需 798 00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:20,067 Yeah, with 10ps and 2ps. 799 00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:20,067 -沒錯 10便士的 2便士的 800 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,048 And a tiny screwdriver for mending your glasses. 801 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,048 還有一個修眼鏡的小螺絲刀 802 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:23,095 - He will. Oh, he will. - No, I won't. 803 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:23,095 -他真會這樣 -我才不是呢 804 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,020 No, it lives in a... It just has a little pouch. 805 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,020 不是 它一直被放在一個小袋子里 806 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,063 You just hang it on the hook. 807 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,063 直接掛到鑰匙鏈上就好了 808 00:20:27,065 --> 00:20:28,092 - Oh, does it? - You've got a pouch? 809 00:20:27,065 --> 00:20:28,092 -誰信啊 -你還有個小袋子 810 00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:31,001 He's got a pouch for his tracker. 811 00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:31,001 他還給追蹤器配了個袋子 812 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,065 Especially for the tracker? 813 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,065 是專門放追蹤器的嗎 814 00:20:32,072 --> 00:20:34,069 - Well, yeah, because... - What's it made of? 815 00:20:32,072 --> 00:20:34,069 -當然了 因為 -什麼材質的 816 00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:37,022 - Well, leather, I suppose. - A little leather pouch. 817 00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:37,022 -我記得是皮的 -一個小皮袋子 818 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,081 Did you make it yourself? 819 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,081 是你親手做的嗎 820 00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,046 - No, it came... - A little leather pouch. 821 00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,046 -不 它是 -那個小皮袋子 822 00:20:40,053 --> 00:20:42,028 It came with the car, believe it or not. 823 00:20:40,053 --> 00:20:42,028 它是隨車贈送的 愛信不信 824 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,091 Oh, so Ferrari sold it to you. 825 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,091 這麼說是法拉利賣給你的嘍 826 00:20:44,094 --> 00:20:47,004 Was it?600? I bet it was. 827 00:20:44,094 --> 00:20:47,004 多少錢 我猜是600鎊 828 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,054 No, it just came with the car! 829 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,054 沒有 真是隨車贈送的 830 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,017 I don't think Ferrari give it away! 831 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,017 我才不信法拉利有這麼大方呢 832 00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:51,091 The stripes on your Ferrari, OK? 833 00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:51,091 你那輛法拉利上面的條紋 834 00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,037 Two stripes, a bit like on that Ford. 835 00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,037 那兩道條紋 跟福特上面的有點像 836 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,009 There are two stripes. How much did you pay for those stripes? 837 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,009 就那兩道 你花了多少錢 838 00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,038 Well, they were an option. They were 6,000. 839 00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,038 那個是選配項 6000鎊 840 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:03,052 Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK? 841 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:03,052 你看 所以說我開是高爾夫GTI 842 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,092 Because you don't need an alarm 843 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,092 因為你不需要報警器 844 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,087 you don't need a tracker 845 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,087 也不需要追蹤器 846 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,095 and it's five insurance groups lower down 847 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,095 而且比上一代GTI 848 00:21:07,097 --> 00:21:09,074 than the previous Golf GTI level. 849 00:21:07,097 --> 00:21:09,074 低了五個保險等級 850 00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:11,043 - Wow! - It is! 851 00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:11,043 -哇 -真的 852 00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:13,076 It's because you can't crash it. 853 00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:13,076 因為你不會撞壞它 854 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,067 I bet I could. 855 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,067 我肯定能 856 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,079 Anyway 857 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,079 好了 858 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,014 have you two seen 859 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,014 你們知道 860 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:22,055 have you two seen those new pedestrian traffic lights 861 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:22,055 特拉法加廣場上面 862 00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:23,076 in Trafalgar Square? 863 00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:23,076 新裝的行人信號燈嗎 864 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,037 Which, if you're watching America is in London, which is in Britain. 865 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,037 在美國的觀眾朋友們 說的是英國倫敦 866 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,097 Are these... Yes. 867 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,097 是那個 噢 868 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:31,034 These are the ones that have got the two blokes on them, isn't it? 869 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:31,034 是上面有兩倆男人的信號燈嗎 870 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,021 James, don't be sexist! 871 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,021 詹姆斯 你這是性別歧視 872 00:21:33,028 --> 00:21:35,055 - Why is that...? - No, because what if you're a lesbian? 873 00:21:33,028 --> 00:21:35,055 -怎麼就 -如果你是女同性戀呢 874 00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:38,045 Well, you would put two women on it. 875 00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:38,045 那就換兩個女人上去 876 00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:40,029 Well, then what if you're straight? 877 00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:40,029 如果你是直的呢 878 00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:43,012 - A man and a woman? - But traffic lights are only this big. 879 00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:43,012 -一男一女 -但是信號燈只有這麼大 880 00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:45,029 You can't have a man and a man, a man and a woman, 881 00:21:43,014 --> 00:21:45,029 你不可能同時顯示兩男人 一男一女 882 00:21:45,031 --> 00:21:47,079 a man who isn't sure, and a woman and a woman... 883 00:21:45,031 --> 00:21:47,079 一個不確定性別的 再加上兩女人 884 00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:52,000 What if... What if you just want to cross the road? 885 00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:52,000 如果 如果你只是想過馬路呢 886 00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:55,033 What... It's like being in the '70s with you two! 887 00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:55,033 你們兩個簡直還活在70年代 888 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,025 Crossing the road 889 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,025 現在過馬路 890 00:21:58,028 --> 00:22:00,042 is now an opportunity for you to express your sexuality. 891 00:21:58,028 --> 00:22:00,042 是展現自己性徵的機會 892 00:22:00,044 --> 00:22:01,088 It is. That's why 893 00:22:00,044 --> 00:22:01,088 就是 所以他們才會 894 00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:04,011 they've come up with these traffic lights in London. 895 00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:04,011 在倫敦裝這種信號燈 896 00:22:04,017 --> 00:22:05,045 What are they for? 897 00:22:04,017 --> 00:22:05,045 這是做什麼的 898 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:07,055 No, they really have. They really have. 899 00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:07,055 相信我 他們裝了 真的裝了 900 00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:09,024 - They're real? - They are for real. 901 00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:09,024 -是真的嗎 -都是真的 902 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,028 What's that one on the right, then? 903 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,028 右邊那個是什麼意思 904 00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:13,081 Hello! Transgender. 905 00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:13,081 當然是變性人群體了 906 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:17,016 What? So, hang on, only tran... 907 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:17,016 什麼 等一下 只有 908 00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:18,094 - Yeah. - What? 909 00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:18,094 -沒錯 -怎麼了 910 00:22:18,097 --> 00:22:20,073 Transgender traffic lights. 911 00:22:18,097 --> 00:22:20,073 跨性別者信號燈 912 00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:23,030 - I didn't know that. - So only... 913 00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:23,030 -我還真不知道 -所以只有 914 00:22:23,036 --> 00:22:26,020 Only transgender people can cross when that's green? 915 00:22:23,036 --> 00:22:26,020 只有變性人才能在它變綠的時候過馬路嗎 916 00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,050 No! 917 00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,050 不是 918 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,024 When it goes red, does that mean 919 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,024 那當它變紅的時候 是否就意味著 920 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:31,017 it's not OK to be transgender? 921 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:31,017 跨性別是不被允許的 922 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:32,074 That's a good point. 923 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:32,074 說得好 924 00:22:32,077 --> 00:22:34,040 I don't know what happens when it goes red. 925 00:22:32,077 --> 00:22:34,040 我也不知道變紅的時候是什麼意思 926 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,098 No way they're gonna say, "It's not a..." I don't know. 927 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,098 他們肯定不能說 呃 我也不知道 928 00:22:37,004 --> 00:22:40,018 And what has any of this got to do with crossing the road? 929 00:22:37,004 --> 00:22:40,018 那這些跟過馬路有關係嗎 930 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,024 That's all you want to do. 931 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,024 你只想過馬路 932 00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,001 It's nothing to do with expressing your sexuality. 933 00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,001 不是為了展現性徵 934 00:22:43,004 --> 00:22:45,012 It's the wrong time. I want to cross the road. 935 00:22:43,004 --> 00:22:45,012 這不是展現的時候 我只想過馬路 936 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,045 is work out how to go to the other side. 937 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:48,045 就是該如何跨到那邊去 938 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:50,052 939 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:50,052 go to the other side亦有變性之意 940 00:22:48,052 --> 00:22:50,029 And by that I don't mean... 941 00:22:48,052 --> 00:22:50,029 我剛剛的意思不是 942 00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:53,033 No. I don't.. 943 00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:53,033 我不是那意思 944 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:55,063 I mean... 945 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:55,063 我是說 946 00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:58,054 ...of the road. 947 00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:58,054 路的那一邊 948 00:22:58,065 --> 00:23:00,038 Maybe you're right, it is. 949 00:22:58,065 --> 00:23:00,038 沒準你是對的 就是這樣 950 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,097 Right, now, can I talk about Alfa Romeo? 951 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,097 好了 我可以聊兩句阿爾法羅密歐嗎 952 00:23:03,004 --> 00:23:04,050 - No. - Why? 953 00:23:03,004 --> 00:23:04,050 -不行 -為什麼 954 00:23:04,059 --> 00:23:06,037 Because we have to introduce our next film. 955 00:23:04,059 --> 00:23:06,037 因為接下來該介紹我們的影片了 956 00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:09,014 Now, as we know, in recent years the world's carmakers 957 00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:09,014 眾所周知 近些年各大汽車廠商 958 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,091 have made great strides to make more fuel-efficient 959 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,091 在研發更經濟和環境友好型 960 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:14,065 and environmentally-friendly car engines, 961 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:14,065 的發動機方面成果顯著 962 00:23:14,065 --> 00:23:16,035 but very little has been done to make more 963 00:23:14,065 --> 00:23:16,035 但在製造更加環保的 964 00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:19,065 environmentally-friendly car bodies and interiors. 965 00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:19,065 車身和內飾方面下的功夫卻很少 966 00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:23,002 Yeah, by and large, they are still made of steel and plastic, 967 00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:23,002 沒錯 總的來說還是以鋼材和塑料為主 968 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:25,022 and that consumes a huge amount of energy. 969 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:25,022 而這會消耗很多的能量 970 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,045 So we had an idea. 971 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,045 於是我們就有個了想法 972 00:23:26,049 --> 00:23:30,024 Are there more sustainable materials that could be used instead 973 00:23:26,049 --> 00:23:30,024 能不能把它們替換成其他永續材料呢 974 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:33,083 Well, to find out, each of us bought a Land Rover Discovery. 975 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:33,083 為了驗證這點 我們每個人都買了一輛路虎發現 976 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:36,007 We then removed its metal body 977 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:36,007 去掉它們的金屬車身 978 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:40,044 and replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution 979 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:40,044 並替換成我們認為能夠保護地球的 980 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:42,071 for the future of the planet. 981 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:42,071 最佳解決方案 982 00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:48,095 The meeting point was in Wales, 983 00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:48,095 集合點選在了威爾士 984 00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:51,038 and I was the first to arrive, 985 00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:51,038 我是第一個到的 986 00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:53,069 in a car made from mud. 987 00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:53,069 開著一輛泥巴做的車 988 00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:01,049 But, sadly, before I had the chance to tell you anything about it, 989 00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:01,049 可惜我還沒來得及做介紹 990 00:24:01,056 --> 00:24:02,086 Hammond arrived. 991 00:24:01,056 --> 00:24:02,086 哈蒙德就到了 992 00:24:10,027 --> 00:24:13,076 Oh, yeah. Let me talk you through this. 993 00:24:10,027 --> 00:24:13,076 讓我來講講 994 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:17,015 What I've done, I've built a frame out of hazel, 995 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:17,015 我用榛木搭了個框架 996 00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:19,098 through which I have weaved English flowers and shrubs. 997 00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:19,098 中間穿插編製著許多英國的花卉和灌木 998 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,048 It's basically a hedgerow. 999 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,048 基本上就是個灌木籬牆 1000 00:24:21,055 --> 00:24:23,072 Better still, it is growing, because I've planted them 1001 00:24:21,055 --> 00:24:23,072 更妙的是 這些都是我種的 它們還會生長 1002 00:24:23,072 --> 00:24:27,005 so it's got compost and soil to provide the nutrients required 1003 00:24:23,072 --> 00:24:27,005 這裡有肥料和土壤給它們提供營養 1004 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,022 to let my car flourish and bloom. 1005 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:29,022 讓我的車生機盎然 1006 00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:31,002 You don't... You don't wash this car 1007 00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:31,002 你並不是在洗車 1008 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,033 you water it. 1009 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,033 而是在給它澆水 1010 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:34,076 It's alive. It's brilliant, isn't it? 1011 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:34,076 它是活的 多棒的主意啊 1012 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,036 - Clematis? - No, it's cleared up. 1013 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,036 -還長了鐵線蓮 -修剪過的 1014 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,076 - Have you become a hippie? 1015 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,076 你在向嬉皮士靠攏 1016 00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:41,020 No, but I can feel it starting inside me. 1017 00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:41,020 不 但我覺得有這種趨勢 1018 00:24:41,027 --> 00:24:42,074 - What have you done? - Well... 1019 00:24:41,027 --> 00:24:42,074 -你的呢 -那個 1020 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,080 Sadly, before I could tell him, 1021 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,080 可惜 我還沒來得及說 1022 00:24:44,087 --> 00:24:47,041 Jeremy arrived... in a snuff movie. 1023 00:24:44,087 --> 00:24:47,041 傑瑞米就來了 畫風有點不一樣 1024 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:59,012 Gentlemen, I can see what's happened. Wha... 1025 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:59,012 先生們 我知道會發生啥 1026 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:03,096 You're speechless, because all the words in your head 1027 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:03,096 看到了我的天才作品之後 1028 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,076 have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius. 1029 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,076 你們會驚訝的說不出話來 1030 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:11,023 A car made from bone and skin. 1031 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:11,023 一輛用骨頭和皮做成的車 1032 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:13,084 - What bones? - Animal bones. 1033 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:13,084 -什麼骨頭 -動物骨頭 1034 00:25:13,087 --> 00:25:15,018 Bones are no good for this. 1035 00:25:13,087 --> 00:25:15,018 骨頭不是這樣用的 1036 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,096 You can't use bones to make cars. 1037 00:25:15,019 --> 00:25:16,096 你不能拿它來造車 1038 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,077 Why not? When your dog dies 1039 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,077 為什麼不行 比如說你的狗死了 1040 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,017 what do you do now? You bury it. 1041 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,017 你怎麼辦 把它埋了 1042 00:25:20,024 --> 00:25:22,038 - I don't turn her into a boot lid! - Why not? 1043 00:25:20,024 --> 00:25:22,038 -那也不會把它做成行引擎蓋 -為什麼不 1044 00:25:22,044 --> 00:25:24,064 Because I don't want to see a little face stretched across... 1045 00:25:22,044 --> 00:25:24,064 因為我不想看到它的小臉被拉成這樣 1046 00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:27,040 You don't have the face! I haven't got a face on it. 1047 00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:27,040 不用臉皮 我也沒用臉皮 1048 00:25:27,048 --> 00:25:29,040 It's just the bones. 1049 00:25:27,048 --> 00:25:29,040 只是骨頭 1050 00:25:29,047 --> 00:25:31,052 So as Granny gets older, does the family sit around 1051 00:25:29,047 --> 00:25:31,052 所以當奶奶歲數大了 家人會商量 1052 00:25:31,058 --> 00:25:33,089 planning a new little hatchback? 1053 00:25:31,058 --> 00:25:33,089 改造一臺小掀背嗎 1054 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:35,035 Now, I hadn't thought of people. 1055 00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:35,035 我暫時還沒考慮用人骨 1056 00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,066 There's not a lot of dignity in it, is there? 1057 00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,066 好像有點不尊重死者 1058 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,043 Have you used ears for wing mirrors? 1059 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,043 你是不是用耳朵做了後視鏡 1060 00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:40,086 - Yes. - You're sick! 1061 00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:40,086 -是的 -你太過分了 1062 00:25:40,093 --> 00:25:43,013 Why would you not do that? They're designed for that. 1063 00:25:40,093 --> 00:25:43,013 為什麼不呢 物盡其用 1064 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,063 - No, they're not. - Well, they are. 1065 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,063 -才不是呢 -本來就是 1066 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:46,079 - They're not reflective. 1067 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:46,079 耳朵並不反光 1068 00:25:46,081 --> 00:25:50,017 - They absorb information and pass it on to the creature. 1069 00:25:46,081 --> 00:25:50,017 耳朵可以收集信息並傳遞給生物 1070 00:25:50,024 --> 00:25:51,094 - Look at my windscreen. - What is that? 1071 00:25:50,024 --> 00:25:51,094 -看我的擋風玻璃 -這是什麼 1072 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,007 It's... the digestive system - 1073 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,007 這是 一頭牛的消化系統 1074 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,081 well, part of the digestive system - of an cow. 1075 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,081 消化系統的一部分 1076 00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:58,018 What part of the digestive system? 1077 00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:58,018 哪部分 1078 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,031 - Its stomach lining. - Not its stomach lining. 1079 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,031 -是胃粘膜 -不是胃粘膜 1080 00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:02,018 - Well, where? Further back? - Yes. 1081 00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:02,018 -那是什麼 再往後嗎 -對 1082 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:04,098 Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring? 1083 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:04,098 你是通過一頭牛的屁眼來觀察前方嗎 1084 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:09,026 It is its anal passage. 1085 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:09,026 這確實是牛的肛門 1086 00:26:09,032 --> 00:26:11,098 But it's stretched so thin 1087 00:26:09,032 --> 00:26:11,098 但被拉扯得很薄 1088 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:14,005 it's completely transparent. 1089 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:14,005 已經完全透明瞭 1090 00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,091 Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect! 1091 00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,091 牛的屁眼 馬的屁眼 真是輛好車 1092 00:26:15,098 --> 00:26:20,040 Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing. 1093 00:26:15,098 --> 00:26:20,040 比你們兩個強多了 你們簡直一無是處 1094 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:23,014 - What's this made out of? - Have a guess. -Is it mud? 1095 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:23,014 -這車是用什麼做的 -你猜 -是泥巴 1096 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,084 It's mud. It's a mud car. 1097 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,084 沒錯 這是輛泥巴車 1098 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,060 - You've got flat tyres. - No, they're not flat. 1099 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,060 -你的輪胎沒氣了 -不是沒氣 1100 00:26:26,061 --> 00:26:29,049 They're pumped up as high as they will go without exploding. 1101 00:26:26,061 --> 00:26:29,049 是接近爆胎的最高胎壓了 1102 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:31,014 - How much does it weigh? - Quite a lot. 1103 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:31,014 -這車有多沉 -很沉 1104 00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:32,058 - How much? - Yeah, loads. 1105 00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:32,058 -多沉 -很沉 1106 00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,031 How much does it weigh, James? 1107 00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,031 詹姆斯 它到底多沉 1108 00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:35,095 - What units would you like? - Tonnes. 1109 00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:35,095 -你想用什麼單位 -噸 1110 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:37,065 Five. 1111 00:26:36,002 --> 00:26:37,065 五 1112 00:26:37,072 --> 00:26:41,055 - Five tonnes? Well, that's just idiotic. - Well, mud is quite heavy. 1113 00:26:37,072 --> 00:26:41,055 -5噸? 你傻啊 -泥巴很重的 1114 00:26:41,062 --> 00:26:42,095 - This looks safe. 1115 00:26:41,062 --> 00:26:42,095 這車看起來很安全 1116 00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:45,001 - It's sustainable, is that. That is growing. 1117 00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:45,001 同時還很環保 植物都在生長 1118 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,010 While we've been having that conversation 1119 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,010 就在我們講話的時候 1120 00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:48,077 this has extended a little bit. 1121 00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:48,077 這輛車又長了一點 1122 00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:50,080 - It just grows quietly. - Is it actually a living car? 1123 00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:50,080 -它會默默地成長 -這輛車是活的吧 1124 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,080 Everything's planted. 1125 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,080 所有東西都種在上面 1126 00:26:51,085 --> 00:26:54,010 I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils. 1127 00:26:51,085 --> 00:26:54,010 我把澆水用澆鬥放在這兒了 這是水仙花 1128 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:56,087 - Not safe, though, is it? - Yes. Hazel, very strong. 1129 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:56,087 -不安全吧 -榛木 結實得很 1130 00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:58,054 It's not as strong as bone. 1131 00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:58,054 並沒有骨頭結實 1132 00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:01,030 Bone is three times stronger than steel. 1133 00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:01,030 骨頭比鋼材還要硬三倍 1134 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,041 Is it? 1135 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,041 真的嗎 1136 00:27:02,048 --> 00:27:05,022 Oh. Sorry, text. 1137 00:27:02,048 --> 00:27:05,022 噢抱歉 有短信 1138 00:27:05,026 --> 00:27:09,039 Andy Wilman：安迪·韋爾曼 節目製作人 1139 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:06,098 Mr Wilman. 1140 00:27:05,028 --> 00:27:06,098 韋爾曼先生 1141 00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:08,093 "Having built your cars from nature 1142 00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:08,093 在用天然材料造好車之後 1143 00:27:08,098 --> 00:27:10,095 " you will now drive through it," 1144 00:27:08,098 --> 00:27:10,095 你們要將其駛回大自然 1145 00:27:11,002 --> 00:27:12,063 to the Myarth Hill, 1146 00:27:11,002 --> 00:27:12,063 開到瑪雅丘陵去 1147 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:16,006 "where you will take part in a green motorsport event." 1148 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:16,006 在那裡你們將會參與一場環保汽車比賽 1149 00:27:16,012 --> 00:27:18,089 - What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say. 1150 00:27:16,012 --> 00:27:18,089 -什麼環保汽車比賽 -他沒說 1151 00:27:18,093 --> 00:27:23,010 A motorsport event that is presumably ecological in some way. 1152 00:27:18,093 --> 00:27:23,010 可能是某種程度上比較環保的比賽吧 1153 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,016 OK. 1154 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,016 好吧 1155 00:27:24,023 --> 00:27:25,054 Before setting off, 1156 00:27:24,023 --> 00:27:25,054 在出發之前 1157 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,080 we consulted a map to see where we were going. 1158 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,080 我們拿出地圖來研究一番 1159 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:31,030 Right, so that's the UK. 1160 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:31,030 看 這是英國 1161 00:27:31,037 --> 00:27:34,017 We're here, and we've got to get to here. 1162 00:27:31,037 --> 00:27:34,017 我們在這兒 而終點在這兒 1163 00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:39,048 Well... that doesn't look like too much of a challenge. 1164 00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:39,048 看上去毫無難度啊 1165 00:27:40,073 --> 00:27:42,085 With that sorted, we saddled up 1166 00:27:40,073 --> 00:27:42,085 看完地圖 我們準備出發 1167 00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:46,052 and began our epic 11-mile journey. 1168 00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:46,052 開始這趟史詩般的18公里旅程 1169 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,030 Look at the smoke! 1170 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,030 瞧瞧這煙 1171 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,069 That's ecological. 1172 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,069 非常環保 1173 00:27:50,076 --> 00:27:54,053 Greenpeace are gonna be ringing him up at any moment. 1174 00:27:50,076 --> 00:27:54,053 綠色和平組織會隨時給他打電話的 1175 00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:56,030 Tremendous. 1176 00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:56,030 好開心 1177 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:58,097 Smells of nature, I'm in nature, 1178 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:58,097 呼吸自然 坐擁自然 1179 00:27:59,003 --> 00:28:01,009 I'm made of nature. 1180 00:27:59,003 --> 00:28:01,009 大自然造就了我 1181 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,095 It's not quick 1182 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:02,095 車速並不快 1183 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:06,037 but it gives me more time to enjoy God's creation, 1184 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:06,037 正好給了我時間去享受上帝的傑作 1185 00:28:06,044 --> 00:28:09,018 of which I am very much a part. 1186 00:28:06,044 --> 00:28:09,018 我本人也是其中之一 1187 00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:11,021 Oh! 1188 00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:11,021 噢 1189 00:28:12,054 --> 00:28:14,055 James! 1190 00:28:12,054 --> 00:28:14,055 詹姆斯 1191 00:28:18,052 --> 00:28:22,099 We've done ten seconds, and James... 1192 00:28:18,052 --> 00:28:22,099 我們才開始了10秒 詹姆斯卻 1193 00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,056 I may be losing one of my 1194 00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,056 專業點說就是 1195 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:26,089 I think the correct technical term is the A-pillar. 1196 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:26,089 A柱要掉了 1197 00:28:27,016 --> 00:28:29,000 Now it's gone completely. 1198 00:28:27,016 --> 00:28:29,000 現在完全掉了 1199 00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:33,015 Oh, dear! 1200 00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:33,015 噢 天啊 1201 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:39,026 Surely he has to admit defeat? 1202 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:39,026 他必須得認輸了吧 1203 00:28:39,064 --> 00:28:41,077 There's not much car left now. 1204 00:28:39,064 --> 00:28:41,077 他那輛車已經沒剩多少了 1205 00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:44,071 Oh, dear, James. 1206 00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:44,071 天吶 詹姆斯 1207 00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:46,028 I think we can count you out. 1208 00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:46,028 我覺得你已經可以出局了 1209 00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:47,077 - But it doesn't matter. - What doesn't matter? 1210 00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:47,077 -可這無所謂啊 -什麼無所謂 1211 00:28:47,078 --> 00:28:50,005 Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart." 1212 00:28:47,078 --> 00:28:50,005 你會這麼想 噢詹姆斯的車散架了 1213 00:28:50,012 --> 00:28:54,015 I'm standing in my spare-parts department. All of it. 1214 00:28:50,012 --> 00:28:54,015 我正站在配件庫里 到處都是配件 1215 00:28:54,022 --> 00:28:56,025 Can be used to rebuild your car? 1216 00:28:54,022 --> 00:28:56,025 可以用來重建你的車 1217 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,020 - It's right under there, mud. 1218 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,020 -就在我們腳下 泥巴 1219 00:28:57,022 --> 00:28:59,075 So it's as good as new? -Sort of. 1220 00:28:57,022 --> 00:28:59,075 像新的一樣 -算是吧 1221 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,066 Well, I'm sorry, but we're gonna set off and leave you behind. 1222 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,066 抱歉 我們要繼續前進 把你扔在這兒了 1223 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,005 Well, hang on. You can't leave me behind 1224 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,005 等一下 你不能走 1225 00:29:05,007 --> 00:29:06,055 because we haven't started. We're still in the field. 1226 00:29:05,007 --> 00:29:06,055 因為我們還沒開始呢 我們還在這兒 1227 00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:07,090 - Oh, yes. - Good point. OK, well, 1228 00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:07,090 -也是 -好吧 那這樣 1229 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:10,064 we're gonna set off and go to the pub. 1230 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:10,064 我們出發去找個酒吧 1231 00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:12,057 - That's a very good idea. - While you... 1232 00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:12,057 -好主意 -你就 1233 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:15,047 - While you... - ...find some mud. 1234 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:15,047 -在這裡 -挖泥巴 1235 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:18,001 I've lost my car! Oh, it's there. It's there. 1236 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:18,001 我找不到我的車了 噢 在這兒呢 1237 00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:21,055 With Bob The Builder out of the way, 1238 00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:21,055 把巴布工程師扔下之後 1239 00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:24,091 Bob The Builder：BBC動畫片 1240 00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:23,075 Richard and I settled down to appreciate 1241 00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:23,075 理查德和我開始認真享受 1242 00:29:23,082 --> 00:29:28,045 the planet-saving nature of our revolutionary eco-cars. 1243 00:29:23,082 --> 00:29:28,045 我們生態汽車的環保屬性 1244 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,072 You may be... 1245 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,072 你可能會 1246 00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:33,023 amused by my bodywork, 1247 00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:33,023 笑話我的作品 1248 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:35,046 or perhaps horrified, 1249 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:35,046 或是被嚇到 1250 00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:40,027 but the fact is that making steel bodies for cars 1251 00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:40,027 但要知道用鋼材製作車身的話 1252 00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:46,057 produces 120 million tonnes of carbon dioxide every year. 1253 00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:46,057 每年會產生1.2億噸的二氧化碳 1254 00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:49,004 120 million tonnes! 1255 00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:49,004 1.2億噸啊 1256 00:29:51,008 --> 00:29:53,008 Carmakers will sort out clean, 1257 00:29:51,008 --> 00:29:53,008 汽車廠商們早晚會製造出 1258 00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:55,081 environmentally-friendly engines. They will. 1259 00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:55,081 環境友好型的發動機 我相信他們 1260 00:29:55,088 --> 00:29:57,006 But in the meantime 1261 00:29:55,088 --> 00:29:57,006 與此同時 1262 00:29:57,010 --> 00:30:00,029 I can tell you that the CO2 produced by this car's engine 1263 00:29:57,010 --> 00:30:00,029 我這輛車所排出的二氧化碳 1264 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,046 is being absorbed and used by the bodywork. 1265 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,046 都會被車身吸收並加以利用 1266 00:30:05,066 --> 00:30:08,076 Plants breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen. 1267 00:30:05,066 --> 00:30:08,076 因為植物可以吸入二氧化碳 釋放出氧氣 1268 00:30:08,094 --> 00:30:12,026 That's what my car's body is doing right now. 1269 00:30:08,094 --> 00:30:12,026 而我的車身此時就在做這件事 1270 00:30:13,053 --> 00:30:17,060 Jumpers, Sunday lunch... spare parts. 1271 00:30:13,053 --> 00:30:17,060 套頭衫 吃大餐 滿地都是小配件 1272 00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:21,008 You don't need a foundry or a furnace 1273 00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:21,008 你不需要用車間和熔爐 1274 00:30:21,012 --> 00:30:22,073 to build the body for this car. 1275 00:30:21,012 --> 00:30:22,073 來造車 1276 00:30:22,078 --> 00:30:26,010 You just need animals to make love to one another. 1277 00:30:22,078 --> 00:30:26,010 只需要小動物們互相交配就夠了 1278 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:30,024 That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine. 1279 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:30,024 這車的本質就是個性愛機器啊 1280 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:35,078 Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink. 1281 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:35,078 與此同時 大本營那邊 詹姆斯換了個思路 1282 00:30:36,007 --> 00:30:38,056 I've decided to abandon my original idea 1283 00:30:36,007 --> 00:30:38,056 我決定放棄我原先的方案 1284 00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:41,002 because it was just too weak and too floppy, 1285 00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:41,002 因為泥巴實在是太松太軟了 1286 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:44,021 and instead I'm going to build a car out of bricks. 1287 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:44,021 所以我打算要用磚頭造一輛車 1288 00:30:44,024 --> 00:30:46,011 The basic materials for making the bricks 1289 00:30:44,024 --> 00:30:46,011 製作磚頭的原料主要有 1290 00:30:46,014 --> 00:30:49,037 are fresh mud with a bit of water in it, 1291 00:30:46,014 --> 00:30:49,037 帶點水的新鮮泥土 1292 00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:52,052 er... some straw to give it strength, 1293 00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:52,052 少許稻草 讓其更加堅固 1294 00:30:52,054 --> 00:30:54,062 and some sheep poo. 1295 00:30:52,054 --> 00:30:54,062 還有羊糞 1296 00:30:54,065 --> 00:30:57,029 You then use that to make the brick shape, 1297 00:30:54,065 --> 00:30:57,029 用這些做成磚頭的形狀 1298 00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,011 and then you fire those in a kiln. 1299 00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,011 然後放到窯里去燒 1300 00:30:59,013 --> 00:31:01,067 Then you use the bricks to build the thing like a house. 1301 00:30:59,013 --> 00:31:01,067 然後你就可以用燒出來的磚去蓋房子了 1302 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:04,099 Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car. 1303 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:04,099 只不過我們這次是要蓋個車子出來 1304 00:31:06,057 --> 00:31:11,010 Back on the road, Hammond had called our eco convoy to a halt. 1305 00:31:06,057 --> 00:31:11,010 說回在路上的人 哈蒙德叫停了我們的環保車隊 1306 00:31:11,014 --> 00:31:13,060 - What's the matter? - Shh. 1307 00:31:11,014 --> 00:31:13,060 -怎麼了 -噓 1308 00:31:13,065 --> 00:31:15,003 Shush what? 1309 00:31:13,065 --> 00:31:15,003 噓什麼 1310 00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:17,027 There's a bustle in my hedgerow. 1311 00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:17,027 我的籬笆下麵有聲音 1312 00:31:18,051 --> 00:31:25,014 1313 00:31:18,051 --> 00:31:20,062 Well, don't be alarmed now. 1314 00:31:18,051 --> 00:31:25,014 齊柏林飛艇"Stairway to Heaven" 的歌詞 1315 00:31:18,051 --> 00:31:20,062 不要驚慌 1316 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:25,014 - It's probably just a... spring clean. - What, for the May Queen? 1317 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:25,014 -這隻是個大掃除 -什麼 要迎接春姑娘嗎 1318 00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:29,030 As it turned out, I'd picked up a passenger. 1319 00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:29,030 原來 我車上還有位乘客 1320 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,016 Hold on. There! Look! 1321 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,016 等等 在那 快看 1322 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:34,049 Oh! It's a hedgehog! 1323 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:34,049 是只刺蝟啊 1324 00:31:34,051 --> 00:31:36,012 Yeah! He's moved in. 1325 00:31:34,051 --> 00:31:36,012 對 它搬進來了 1326 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:40,011 Do hedgehogs have bones? He could be a door mirror. 1327 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:40,011 刺蝟有骨頭嗎 能否用來做後視鏡 1328 00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:42,073 He's now a member of my little community in here. 1329 00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:42,073 他現在是我小小社區的一員 1330 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,074 You're not using him to make a door mirror. 1331 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,074 你不能用他做後視鏡 1332 00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:46,048 - No, but when he dies... - He lives here! 1333 00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:46,048 -我是說等他死了 -他就在這住 1334 00:31:46,058 --> 00:31:48,065 Hedgehogs die. 1335 00:31:46,058 --> 00:31:48,065 刺蝟終有一死 1336 00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:12,058 Oh, he's got a mouse in his little bird box. 1337 00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:12,058 喔 他還在鳥籠子里養了只老鼠呢 1338 00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:16,015 And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen! 1339 00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:16,015 這我見過最大的老鼠蛋蛋 1340 00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:21,091 Eventually, Richard and I arrived at the pub. 1341 00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:21,091 終於 我和理查德抵達了酒吧 1342 00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:27,090 Oh, hello! Oh, mate! You fool! 1343 00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:27,090 不是吧 你是不是傻 1344 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,031 Oh! Oh, look. 1345 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,031 自己看 1346 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,036 Clean break. That'll never... You're gonna need pins. 1347 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,036 徹底掉了 沒法修 除非用銷子 1348 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,054 Shut up! Your car's given me hay fever. 1349 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,054 閉嘴 你那車都讓我花粉過敏了 1350 00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:37,096 I can't see through my eyes. 1351 00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:37,096 瞎了我的眼 1352 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,095 Oh, so you crashed your car because mine's got flowers on 1353 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,095 所以 你撞車是因為我車上種著花 1354 00:32:40,098 --> 00:32:42,079 and not because you built your windscreen 1355 00:32:40,098 --> 00:32:42,079 而不是因為你擋風玻璃 1356 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:44,025 out of a cow's balloon knot? 1357 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:44,025 是用牛菊花做的 1358 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,075 Let's not get bogged down with who caused the accident 1359 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,075 我們就別糾結這個事故是誰錯了 1360 00:32:46,078 --> 00:32:47,067 cos it was you. 1361 00:32:46,078 --> 00:32:47,067 反正是你 1362 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:49,094 I am now gonna go and get some spare parts. 1363 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:49,094 我得去找點備用零件了 1364 00:32:49,099 --> 00:32:50,089 Of course you are. That'll be easy. 1365 00:32:49,099 --> 00:32:50,089 對 那太容易了 1366 00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:53,010 Maybe there'll be a nice zoo in this tiny village. 1367 00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:53,010 這個小村莊或許就會有個不錯的動物園 1368 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,072 No, hospital. Old folks' home. 1369 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,072 不 醫院也行 養老院 1370 00:32:54,075 --> 00:32:57,020 You could wait... Just find one of those old ladies with... 1371 00:32:54,075 --> 00:32:57,020 哎等會 你就去找個那樣的老太太 1372 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,065 Back at the start point, 1373 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,065 而在起點 1374 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:03,075 the eco-warrior was ramping up the pace. 1375 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:03,075 我們的環保衛士則開足了馬力 1376 00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:25,008 Watch that go. 1377 00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:25,008 等著瞧吧 1378 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:28,069 Meanwhile, back at the pub, 1379 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:28,069 與此同時 在酒吧這邊 1380 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:31,065 I was repairing my damaged front end. 1381 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:31,065 我正在修理損壞的車頭 1382 00:33:32,017 --> 00:33:35,005 Well, annoyingly, the pork that I bought 1383 00:33:32,017 --> 00:33:35,005 比較煩的是 我買的豬肉 1384 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,009 is sort of triangular and doesn't look right. 1385 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,009 是三角形的 看起來不太對 1386 00:33:37,011 --> 00:33:39,069 It doesn't really fit, so I've got a side of beef, 1387 00:33:37,011 --> 00:33:39,069 不大合適 所以我買了塊牛骨 1388 00:33:39,077 --> 00:33:41,020 which I think will be great. 1389 00:33:39,077 --> 00:33:41,020 我覺得會很棒 1390 00:33:41,023 --> 00:33:43,096 Now, I'm just erm... clearing away the old bone. 1391 00:33:41,023 --> 00:33:43,096 讓我先把原來的骨頭弄下來 1392 00:33:51,085 --> 00:33:54,077 No, shoo! Shoo in Welsh. 1393 00:33:51,085 --> 00:33:54,077 走開 走開的威爾士語 1394 00:33:55,044 --> 00:33:56,099 I'm warning you. 1395 00:33:55,044 --> 00:33:56,099 我警告你 1396 00:33:57,044 --> 00:34:00,028 How would you like to be a petrol filler cap? 1397 00:33:57,044 --> 00:34:00,028 我會把你做成油箱蓋的 1398 00:34:04,015 --> 00:34:05,058 What do you think? 1399 00:34:04,015 --> 00:34:05,058 怎麼樣 1400 00:34:05,073 --> 00:34:07,034 I actually think it looks rather stylish, 1401 00:34:05,073 --> 00:34:07,034 我反正覺得這造型挺有範的 1402 00:34:07,035 --> 00:34:11,048 because it immediately looks ecological, recyclable, 1403 00:34:07,035 --> 00:34:11,048 一看就特環保特可回收 1404 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,058 sustainable - all those things. 1405 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,058 符合可持續發展等等 1406 00:34:13,058 --> 00:34:16,038 You get a single-skin brick wall. 1407 00:34:13,058 --> 00:34:16,038 有了這麼一塊磚門 1408 00:34:16,038 --> 00:34:18,074 It builds up very neatly, as you can see. 1409 00:34:16,038 --> 00:34:18,074 工藝精湛 你看 1410 00:34:18,081 --> 00:34:21,068 It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego. 1411 00:34:18,081 --> 00:34:21,068 這和樂高其實是一個原理 1412 00:34:21,074 --> 00:34:24,036 If you have lots of Lego... 1413 00:34:21,074 --> 00:34:24,036 當然 你得有很多樂高積木 1414 00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:32,000 Right. 1415 00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:32,000 好吧 1416 00:34:33,014 --> 00:34:37,028 Clearly, James was not going to get his car built that day, 1417 00:34:33,014 --> 00:34:37,028 很明顯 詹姆斯當天是不可能完成他的車了 1418 00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:41,051 so Richard and I decided to spend the night at the pub. 1419 00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:41,051 所以理查德和我打算在酒吧過夜 1420 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,024 How far have we come today? Just remind me. 1421 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,024 告訴我 今天咱們走了多遠 1422 00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:46,022 We're still in the same field where we started. 1423 00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:46,022 我們還在開始的那塊地方 1424 00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:47,051 - Well, he is. - Yes. 1425 00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:47,051 -他還在那 -沒錯 1426 00:34:47,056 --> 00:34:50,087 We're in a pub. - But we have to go back to the start to start. 1427 00:34:47,056 --> 00:34:50,087 -我們在酒吧 -但我們得回起點重新開始 1428 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:54,045 - It's not the best start. - No. 1429 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:54,045 -這次開局不利 -對啊 1430 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,074 - Erm... - How do we know? We haven't started yet. 1431 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,074 你怎麼知道呢 我們也還沒開始啊 1432 00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:59,015 Precisely, so, actually, it might yet be a brilliant start 1433 00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:59,015 沒錯 所以等真開始了 1434 00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:01,005 when the start starts. 1435 00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:01,005 沒準是個非常棒的開始 1436 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,010 His one was useless 1437 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,010 他那破玩意就是廢物 1438 00:35:14,015 --> 00:35:16,086 It's his slap-happy attitude to making things. 1439 00:35:14,015 --> 00:35:16,086 都怪他做事粗糙 1440 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,047 Attention to detail. 1441 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,047 還鑽牛角尖 1442 00:35:18,054 --> 00:35:19,038 Thank you very much. 1443 00:35:18,054 --> 00:35:19,038 謝謝各位 1444 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:23,096 Anyway, now it is time for Celebrity Brain Crash! 1445 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:23,096 現在又是我們的明星腦碰腦環節 1446 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:32,009 Now, last week... 1447 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:32,009 上周 1448 00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:34,014 Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember, 1449 00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:34,014 上周 大家肯定還記得 1450 00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:36,053 our guest Simon Pegg 1451 00:35:34,015 --> 00:35:36,053 我們的嘉賓西蒙佩吉 1452 00:35:36,056 --> 00:35:39,012 sadly fell into the harbour and drowned. 1453 00:35:36,056 --> 00:35:39,012 不幸跌入河裡溺水身亡 1454 00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:42,013 Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week 1455 00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:42,013 但這周就不會再有這個危險了 1456 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:45,062 because our guest is actually starting in the harbour. 1457 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:45,062 因為本期嘉賓就從水上出發的 1458 00:35:45,065 --> 00:35:48,053 He is one of Britain's top comedians 1459 00:35:45,065 --> 00:35:48,053 他是英國的一位頂級笑星 1460 00:35:48,056 --> 00:35:50,097 and a jet-ski enthusiast. 1461 00:35:48,056 --> 00:35:50,097 也是一位摩托艇愛好者 1462 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:55,024 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr! 1463 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:55,024 各位 掌聲有請吉米卡爾 1464 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,095 Here he comes now, look, on the screen... 1465 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,095 看大屏幕 他這就來了 1466 00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:01,004 and he's looking good! 1467 00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:01,004 他看上去神采奕奕 1468 00:36:01,006 --> 00:36:03,082 He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here? 1469 00:36:01,006 --> 00:36:03,082 沒錯 等他來了我們問人家點什麼好 1470 00:36:03,088 --> 00:36:06,037 I'm gonna ask him, actually, about erm... 1471 00:36:03,088 --> 00:36:06,037 我要問他 1472 00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:08,053 that story he told me once when we were on holiday. 1473 00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:08,053 我們一起度假時 他和我說過一次的那個事 1474 00:36:08,056 --> 00:36:10,045 No, you can't ask him about that on air. 1475 00:36:08,056 --> 00:36:10,045 不 你不能在節目上問那事 1476 00:36:10,049 --> 00:36:12,016 Ofcom, they won't like it. 1477 00:36:10,049 --> 00:36:12,016 有關部門不會允許的 1478 00:36:10,049 --> 00:36:12,016 通信管理局 類似於英國的廣電總局 1479 00:36:12,022 --> 00:36:13,084 Why does Ofcom... We're on the internet. 1480 00:36:12,022 --> 00:36:13,084 有他們什麼事 我們這是網絡節目 1481 00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:17,005 Yeah, but we're still broadcast. You can't tell that story. 1482 00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:17,005 但節目還是要播的 你不能提那事 1483 00:36:18,028 --> 00:36:20,024 Whoa! Hang on! Hang on! 1484 00:36:18,028 --> 00:36:20,024 等等 1485 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:22,074 I don't want to interrupt. He's come in very hot. 1486 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:22,074 我不是有意打斷 但是他速度有點太快了 1487 00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:26,011 No, what's this boat doing? Shush, everyone! Shush! 1488 00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:26,011 那船怎麼回事 各位 安靜 1489 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,074 The boat! Stop the... 1490 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,074 快叫停這艘船 1491 00:36:27,074 --> 00:36:29,055 Oh, for God's sake! The boat! 1492 00:36:27,074 --> 00:36:29,055 天吶 要撞上了 1493 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:33,006 Oh, my God. 1494 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:33,006 我的天老爺 1495 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,017 As you may have noticed, 1496 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,017 各位可能註意到 現場觀眾們 1497 00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:59,077 the audience there applauding the tragic death... ...of one of Britain's best-loved comedians, Jimmy Carr. 1498 00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:59,077 在為英國人摯愛的喜劇明星吉米卡爾之死鼓掌 1499 00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:03,001 Does that mean he's not coming on, then? 1500 00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:03,001 那他是來不成了? 1501 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,078 Well, James, he's burst 1502 00:37:03,011 --> 00:37:05,078 詹姆斯 他已經炸了 1503 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:08,089 and is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour, 1504 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:08,089 掉河裡喂魚了 1505 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:11,031 so that's a no, he's not coming on. 1506 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:11,031 所以 不 他來不成了 1507 00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:12,095 This is a dis... It's awkward. 1508 00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:12,095 這真是... 尷尬了 1509 00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:15,089 We're getting a reputation. People are gonna notice. 1510 00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:15,089 我們會臭名遠揚 大家會發現的 1511 00:37:15,095 --> 00:37:16,085 It's OK, though. 1512 00:37:15,095 --> 00:37:16,085 沒關係 1513 00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:21,049 I've just thought of something else we can do to fill the time. 1514 00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:21,049 我想到可以用什麼橋段來補了 1515 00:37:21,057 --> 00:37:22,086 You... You know what it is. 1516 00:37:21,057 --> 00:37:22,086 你懂得 1517 00:37:22,088 --> 00:37:25,026 - You go outside, and you. - Do I have to do this? 1518 00:37:22,088 --> 00:37:25,026 -你先出去 還有你 -能不做嗎 1519 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:27,059 Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way? 1520 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:27,059 不行 快過去 1521 00:37:27,062 --> 00:37:29,054 Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run. 1522 00:37:27,062 --> 00:37:29,054 把那玩意弄過來 快快快 跑起來 1523 00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,000 Ladies and gentlemen, 1524 00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,000 女士們先生們 1525 00:37:31,006 --> 00:37:33,015 please try not to look at the hideous 1526 00:37:31,006 --> 00:37:33,015 儘量別去看窗外的河面 1527 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:35,064 bloodstained water out of the window. 1528 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:35,064 水面上可怕的血跡 1529 00:37:36,037 --> 00:37:38,037 You see, the thing is... The thing is 1530 00:37:36,037 --> 00:37:38,037 是這樣的 1531 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,065 that when immigrants try to get into the country, 1532 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,065 當移民們偷渡入境時 1533 00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:44,022 they always come in the back of a container lorry, 1534 00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:44,022 他們都會藏在集裝箱卡車裡 1535 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:45,047 and I always think that is the world's 1536 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:45,047 我一直覺得這是世上 1537 00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:47,081 worst game of hide-and-seek. 1538 00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:47,081 最白痴的躲貓貓了 1539 00:37:47,086 --> 00:37:50,000 Cos if you work for Homeland Security... 1540 00:37:47,086 --> 00:37:50,000 如果你是國土安全局的 1541 00:37:50,096 --> 00:37:52,062 Border Force? 1542 00:37:50,096 --> 00:37:52,062 邊防部隊 1543 00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:54,096 you open the doors and, "Well, there you are." 1544 00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:54,096 邊防一開門就 抓到你啦 1545 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:56,086 So I was thinking surely 1546 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:56,086 所以我想 1547 00:37:56,089 --> 00:38:00,043 there must be a better way of getting into Britain? 1548 00:37:56,089 --> 00:38:00,043 肯定還有比這更好的偷渡方式 1549 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:03,047 And I think I've worked it out. 1550 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:03,047 而且我覺得找到了 1551 00:38:03,051 --> 00:38:06,060 So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes. 1552 00:38:03,051 --> 00:38:06,060 -詹姆斯 把車開進來 -好 1553 00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:07,063 Yes, good man. 1554 00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:07,063 好樣的 1555 00:38:07,069 --> 00:38:09,021 Right, here he comes now, 1556 00:38:07,069 --> 00:38:09,021 好的 他來了 1557 00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:11,098 at his usual top speed of eight, 1558 00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:11,098 以他的日常龜速 1559 00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:15,070 in what is an Audi TT Quattro. 1560 00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:15,070 開著一輛奧迪TT四驅 1561 00:38:15,072 --> 00:38:17,012 That's perfect. Thank you so much 1562 00:38:15,072 --> 00:38:17,012 太棒了 謝謝你詹姆斯 1563 00:38:17,014 --> 00:38:18,057 . If you'd like to step out. 1564 00:38:17,014 --> 00:38:18,057 在請你下車 1565 00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:23,003 Now, Richard Hammond is in this car. 1566 00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:23,003 理查德哈蒙德就在這輛車裡 1567 00:38:24,049 --> 00:38:27,040 And I'm going to give you, the studio audience 1568 00:38:24,049 --> 00:38:27,040 現場的觀眾們 我給你們 1569 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,079 one hour to find him. 1570 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,079 一個小時找到他 1571 00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,031 Oh, not an hour! 1572 00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,031 一小時太長了吧 1573 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:31,091 All right, not an hour. A minute 1574 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:31,091 好吧不一小時 一分鐘 1575 00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:34,009 I'll give you 60 seconds to find him. 1576 00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:34,009 給你們60秒鐘找到他 1577 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,060 Help yourselves, everybody. See if you can find him. 1578 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,060 各位自便 看看自己能否找到他 1579 00:38:36,067 --> 00:38:38,036 - Open the bonnet. - Look in the ashtray! 1580 00:38:36,067 --> 00:38:38,036 -打開引擎蓋 -煙灰缸裡面 1581 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,014 Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small. 1582 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,014 煙灰缸裡面 他是迷你了點但也還沒那麼小 1583 00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:44,001 - Open the boot. - Inside the seat. 1584 00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:44,001 -打開後備箱 -座位夾層 1585 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,021 "Inside the seat." 1586 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,021 座位夾層嗎 1587 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:48,015 He's strapped underneath. He's underneath. 1588 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:48,015 他被綁在車底 他在底下 1589 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,026 - Have a look. - I'll get down. 1590 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,026 -你自己看 -我躺下看看 1591 00:38:50,032 --> 00:38:52,040 If you just go down there, you can have a look underneath. 1592 00:38:50,032 --> 00:38:52,040 你蹲下去就能看到了 1593 00:38:52,045 --> 00:38:53,071 Has anyone lifted this? 1594 00:38:52,045 --> 00:38:53,071 有人把這個打開看過了嗎 1595 00:38:53,086 --> 00:38:56,036 Three, two, one... 1596 00:38:53,086 --> 00:38:56,036 三 二 一 1597 00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:57,099 No, you've all failed. 1598 00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:57,099 你們都失敗了 1599 00:38:58,006 --> 00:39:00,029 You'd be no good in Immigration. 1600 00:38:58,006 --> 00:39:00,029 千萬別去移民局工作 1601 00:39:01,028 --> 00:39:04,085 Right, go back to where you were, because, ladies and gentlemen, 1602 00:39:01,028 --> 00:39:04,085 都回到自己的位置上 各位 1603 00:39:04,089 --> 00:39:07,087 what we are going to do now is reveal to you 1604 00:39:04,089 --> 00:39:07,087 我們現在要來告訴大家 1605 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:11,058 where Richard Hammond was concealed in this car. 1606 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:11,058 理查德哈蒙德到底藏在哪了 1607 00:39:11,061 --> 00:39:13,044 James, could you give me a hand? 1608 00:39:11,061 --> 00:39:13,044 詹姆斯 搭把手 1609 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,088 - Certainly. - Okey-doke. 1610 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,088 -沒問題 -好的 1611 00:39:15,096 --> 00:39:17,058 - Hello! - There he is. 1612 00:39:15,096 --> 00:39:17,058 -大家好 -在這呢 1613 00:39:17,061 --> 00:39:21,083 Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah. 1614 00:39:17,061 --> 00:39:21,083 大家好 我真的在車裡 你沒看沒錯 1615 00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:25,085 Are you all right? 1616 00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:25,085 你還好嗎 1617 00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:28,029 Yeah. Can I get out now? 1618 00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:28,029 還行 我能出來了嗎 1619 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:31,072 The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs. 1620 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:31,072 最神奇的是 如果你想要販賣人口 1621 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:34,037 Almost any car has that much space 1622 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:34,037 不僅是奧迪TT 1623 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,053 if you want to do a spot of people smuggling. 1624 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,053 幾乎所有的車都有塊這麼大的空間 1625 00:39:36,059 --> 00:39:39,040 Yeah, it's not that much space, just to be clear. 1626 00:39:36,059 --> 00:39:39,040 講真 這空間也沒有那麼大 1627 00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,074 Can I get out now? 1628 00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,074 我能出來了嗎 1629 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,074 No, because I've just thought of something. 1630 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,074 不行 我又想到一個事 1631 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,079 No, seriously. James, could you pop the bumper back on? 1632 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,079 真的 詹姆斯 你能把保險杠裝回去嗎 1633 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,054 - What? - No, move your feet. 1634 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,054 什麼 動下腿 1635 00:39:47,061 --> 00:39:49,095 - No, because... - It's not very nice! 1636 00:39:47,061 --> 00:39:49,095 -因為 -兄弟情呢 1637 00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,025 Is it not? Right, so, pop that back on there. 1638 00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:53,025 那是什麼 先把這裝回去 1639 00:39:53,031 --> 00:39:55,026 Now, what we've got here, I think, 1640 00:39:53,031 --> 00:39:55,026 現在這就是 1641 00:39:55,031 --> 00:39:59,014 is a really rather effective parking sensor. 1642 00:39:55,031 --> 00:39:59,014 一個特管用的倒車雷達 1643 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,080 What? I don't like this! I like it. I like it. 1644 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:02,080 -什麼 我不要啊 -好主意 1645 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:06,012 You get back in. We'll bring a car in so that... 1646 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:06,012 你坐回去 我去找輛車進來 1647 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:07,099 Yeah, so you've got something to reverse up to. 1648 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:07,099 做倒車參照物 1649 00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:10,020 I need to drill some holes for your eyes. 1650 00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:10,020 我還要給你開兩個觀察口 1651 00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:12,017 You bloody don't! 1652 00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:12,017 你敢 1653 00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:14,073 Seriously, Hammond 1654 00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:14,073 哈蒙德 說真的 1655 00:40:14,074 --> 00:40:17,010 you won't be able to see anything unless I do. 1656 00:40:14,074 --> 00:40:17,010 這樣你才看得見 1657 00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:18,047 Where are your eyes? About here? 1658 00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:18,047 你的眼睛在哪 這嗎 1659 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,073 At the front of my head! 1660 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,073 在我腦袋上 1661 00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:21,096 Right, close them, Hammond. This... 1662 00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:21,096 好的 哈蒙德 閉上眼 1663 00:40:30,038 --> 00:40:33,061 - Hammond? - I'm not talking to you! 1664 00:40:30,038 --> 00:40:33,061 -你還活著嗎 -我不理你了 1665 00:40:35,007 --> 00:40:37,039 Right, I'll do one for your other eye. 1666 00:40:35,007 --> 00:40:37,039 還要幫另外一隻眼打個孔 1667 00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,087 There. Can you see out now? 1668 00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,087 搞定 能看得到外面嗎 1669 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,030 Yes, there. Look. Can you see? 1670 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,030 快看 多棒 你能看到嗎 1671 00:40:45,036 --> 00:40:47,003 We can see his little eyes. That's lovely. 1672 00:40:45,036 --> 00:40:47,003 我們能看到他的小眼睛呢 真可愛 1673 00:40:47,004 --> 00:40:48,044 If someone holds this. 1674 00:40:47,004 --> 00:40:48,044 幫我拿一下 1675 00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:51,030 Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing, 1676 00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:51,030 詹姆斯 倒車的時候 1677 00:40:51,037 --> 00:40:54,077 keeping your ears open for Hammond's pitiable screams. 1678 00:40:51,037 --> 00:40:54,077 請豎起耳朵聽哈蒙德的慘叫 1679 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,098 Roger. 1680 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,098 收到 1681 00:40:56,004 --> 00:40:58,046 No... No! No! Just stop! 1682 00:40:56,004 --> 00:40:58,046 不要 停 1683 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,036 No! Stop! 1684 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,036 不 停 1685 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,027 - How far away is that? - About 15 feet. 1686 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,027 還有多遠-大概5米 1687 00:41:04,015 --> 00:41:05,054 - What? - Hammond? 1688 00:41:04,015 --> 00:41:05,054 -什麼-哈蒙德 1689 00:41:05,056 --> 00:41:07,030 - What? - We live in London. 1690 00:41:05,056 --> 00:41:07,030 幹嘛-我們住在倫敦 1691 00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:10,030 You could build a 4 million house in that gap. 1692 00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:10,030 這距離可以建個四百萬英鎊的房子了 1693 00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:12,051 I need to know when you're half an inch away. 1694 00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:12,051 只剩2釐米再叫 1695 00:41:12,056 --> 00:41:15,041 You're not the one in the bloody bumper! 1696 00:41:12,056 --> 00:41:15,041 你來這要命的保險杠里試試 1697 00:41:15,048 --> 00:41:17,063 - Right, come on, then, James. - Here we go. 1698 00:41:15,048 --> 00:41:17,063 -好了 繼續吧詹姆斯 -走著 1699 00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:20,003 Hammond, you're on silence till it's dangerous. 1700 00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:20,003 哈蒙德 沒有生命危險就保持安靜 1701 00:41:25,030 --> 00:41:28,010 Stop! 1702 00:41:25,030 --> 00:41:28,010 停下 1703 00:41:28,097 --> 00:41:32,004 That is absolutely brilliant. 1704 00:41:28,097 --> 00:41:32,004 真是完美 1705 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:35,011 That's like a quarter of an inch. 1706 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:35,011 只有不到1釐米了 1707 00:41:35,062 --> 00:41:37,069 Look at that. 1708 00:41:35,062 --> 00:41:37,069 看啊 1709 00:41:38,006 --> 00:41:39,075 Cor! 1710 00:41:38,006 --> 00:41:39,075 哇! 1711 00:41:40,089 --> 00:41:44,015 The thing is, parking sensors are very expensive. 1712 00:41:40,089 --> 00:41:44,015 問題是 倒車雷達十分昂貴 1713 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,020 You can rent a man for almost nothing. 1714 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,020 找個活人卻是免費的 1715 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:49,054 Yeah, look, I don't know how much you pay to rent a man normally, 1716 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:49,054 我不知道你平時找別人出多少錢 1717 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:51,026 but I cost more. 1718 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:51,026 但我身價很高 1719 00:41:51,032 --> 00:41:53,040 Now, get me out of here, please. 1720 00:41:51,032 --> 00:41:53,040 現在 請放我出去 1721 00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:56,067 Well, no, because we've got to link into the next film. 1722 00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:56,067 不行 是時候繼續節目了 1723 00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:58,095 We can't get you out anyway 1724 00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:58,095 我們也無法讓你出來 1725 00:41:58,097 --> 00:41:59,068 because you're too close 1726 00:41:58,097 --> 00:41:59,068 因為兩輛車太近了 1727 00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:00,077 we'll never get the bumper off. 1728 00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:00,077 沒法卸下保險杠 1729 00:42:00,077 --> 00:42:03,071 You're too good at your job, Hammond. Oh, God! 1730 00:42:00,077 --> 00:42:03,071 -哈蒙德 你活太棒了 -去死吧 1731 00:42:03,073 --> 00:42:05,088 That's what's happened. So we're going back... 1732 00:42:03,073 --> 00:42:05,088 就是這樣 該回到正題了 1733 00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:08,046 Actually, it's part two, isn't it? What was the film? 1734 00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:08,046 到第二段了 我們剛剛到哪了 1735 00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:11,045 It was Italy. No, that was last week. 1736 00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:11,045 -意大利那段嗎 -不 那是上周的 1737 00:42:11,086 --> 00:42:14,092 - Oh, the cars! - Oh, really? 1738 00:42:11,086 --> 00:42:14,092 -是說車呢 -是嗎 1739 00:42:14,094 --> 00:42:16,011 - Oh, the sustainable thing. 1740 00:42:14,094 --> 00:42:16,011 環境友好型汽車 1741 00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,091 Sustainable cars. So... -Yes. 1742 00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,091 對 可持續車輛 沒錯 1743 00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:24,033 Get on with it! 1744 00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:24,033 快繼續啊 1745 00:42:27,021 --> 00:42:29,074 The following morning we were up bright and early 1746 00:42:27,021 --> 00:42:29,074 隔天一早 我們精神抖擻地早早起床 1747 00:42:29,076 --> 00:42:32,066 so we could get back to the start line. 1748 00:42:29,076 --> 00:42:32,066 重新回到起點 1749 00:42:35,061 --> 00:42:37,097 - Not a bad night, actually. - It was all right. 1750 00:42:35,061 --> 00:42:37,097 -昨晚睡的不錯呢 -還行 1751 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,064 Oh, hello. 1752 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,064 你好 小伙計 1753 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,074 May? 1754 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,074 詹姆斯快來看啊 1755 00:42:45,031 --> 00:42:48,049 Oh! That's dogs and foxes and things, isn't it? 1756 00:42:45,031 --> 00:42:48,049 看來狗和狐狸對你的車情有獨鐘 1757 00:42:48,055 --> 00:42:50,099 Dogs have come and eaten your car. 1758 00:42:48,055 --> 00:42:50,099 狗把你的車給吃了 1759 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:53,029 They haven't eaten it, they've destroyed it, 1760 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:53,029 沒有吃 只是毀了我的車 1761 00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:56,052 which means I've got to put it back together again. 1762 00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:56,052 所以我還得把這重新歸位 1763 00:42:57,073 --> 00:42:59,075 There are some spare parts up there. 1764 00:42:57,073 --> 00:42:59,075 那有些零件 1765 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:02,067 Yeah, I think that horse is looking very ill. 1766 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:02,067 那馬確實看起來病得不輕 1767 00:43:02,069 --> 00:43:04,037 It's got a very grey face. 1768 00:43:02,069 --> 00:43:04,037 臉色蒼白 1769 00:43:04,044 --> 00:43:06,014 That's always a sign of looking ill. 1770 00:43:04,044 --> 00:43:06,014 這往往意味著生病了 1771 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,031 Is your horse ill? 1772 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,031 你的馬病了嗎 1773 00:43:08,037 --> 00:43:09,082 - No. - No? 1774 00:43:08,037 --> 00:43:09,082 -沒 -居然沒有 1775 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:11,031 - No - He'll last the day, then? 1776 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:11,031 -就是說它能活過今天了 1777 00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:12,081 Yeah. 1778 00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:12,081 -沒錯 1779 00:43:14,031 --> 00:43:16,010 Damn it. 1780 00:43:14,031 --> 00:43:16,010 該死的 1781 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:21,014 It took all morning to repair my car 1782 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:21,014 我花了一早上 1783 00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:22,092 with stuff from the butcher's shop, 1784 00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:22,092 用肉店買的零件修車 1785 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,092 which meant it was lunchtime 1786 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,092 所以我們回程 1787 00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:26,017 before we were on our way back 1788 00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:26,017 去看詹姆斯進展如何時 1789 00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:29,005 to see how James was getting on. 1790 00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:29,005 已經是中午了 1791 00:43:30,089 --> 00:43:33,095 Jeremy, what's all that smoke up ahead there? 1792 00:43:30,089 --> 00:43:33,095 傑里米 前面的煙是怎麼回事 1793 00:43:34,015 --> 00:43:35,061 What smoke? 1794 00:43:34,015 --> 00:43:35,061 什麼煙 1795 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:38,098 That massive ball of smoke in front of us, up front. 1796 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:38,098 就是前面的濃煙 看那 1797 00:43:39,001 --> 00:43:41,064 I can't see it. My hay fever's really bad. 1798 00:43:39,001 --> 00:43:41,064 看不見 我嚴重花粉過敏 1799 00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:43,035 No, you can't see it because you're trying to looking at it 1800 00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:43,035 不 是因為你得通過牛的菊花 1801 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:45,054 through a cow's butt hole. 1802 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:45,054 才能看到 1803 00:43:46,049 --> 00:43:49,025 As it turned out, the smoke was on account 1804 00:43:46,049 --> 00:43:49,025 結果證明 這煙源於詹姆斯 1805 00:43:49,031 --> 00:43:55,001 of James having single-handedly restarted the Industrial Revolution. 1806 00:43:49,031 --> 00:43:55,001 一手重啟的工業革命 1807 00:44:01,059 --> 00:44:03,007 What? 1808 00:44:01,059 --> 00:44:03,007 -怎麼 1809 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,090 - What are you doing? - I'm making... 1810 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,090 -你在乾什麼 -我在... 1811 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:13,057 The theory is... we are reducing our impact on the environment, 1812 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:13,057 我們的目的是減少對環境的影響 1813 00:44:13,064 --> 00:44:15,007 but you've dug it up! 1814 00:44:13,064 --> 00:44:15,007 但你把地球都挖空了 1815 00:44:15,011 --> 00:44:16,010 It's not where anybody lives. 1816 00:44:15,011 --> 00:44:16,010 這地渺無人煙 1817 00:44:16,013 --> 00:44:18,024 It's just the countryside. It's not doing anything. 1818 00:44:16,013 --> 00:44:18,024 這是郊外 不會影響到誰 1819 00:44:18,024 --> 00:44:19,071 Is that a coal lorry? 1820 00:44:18,024 --> 00:44:19,071 那是運煤車嗎 1821 00:44:19,078 --> 00:44:23,023 Yes. - The least environmental thing on the entire earth. 1822 00:44:19,078 --> 00:44:23,023 -嗯 -那是地球上最不環保的東西 1823 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:26,022 It's a lorry delivering coal. 1824 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:26,022 那是輛運煤的卡車 1825 00:44:26,028 --> 00:44:28,052 - So? - Why do you need coal? 1826 00:44:26,028 --> 00:44:28,052 -所以呢 -你要煤乾什麼 1827 00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:30,071 - To fire up the kiln. - What? 1828 00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:30,071 -給窖生火 -什麼 1829 00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:32,086 The bricks have to be baked. You can't just... 1830 00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:32,086 磚塊是燒出來的 你不能就這麼... 1831 00:44:32,092 --> 00:44:36,093 Hold on. So you're making a car out of mud bricks? - Yes. 1832 00:44:32,092 --> 00:44:36,093 -等等 你要用磚塊造車嗎 -沒錯 1833 00:44:36,099 --> 00:44:38,062 Are you gonna dig a canal network 1834 00:44:36,099 --> 00:44:38,062 你為了運煤 1835 00:44:38,065 --> 00:44:40,031 to get in and out, perhaps, with your coal? 1836 00:44:38,065 --> 00:44:40,031 這是要挖條運河嗎 1837 00:44:40,038 --> 00:44:42,087 - That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea! 1838 00:44:40,038 --> 00:44:42,087 -好主意 -才不是 1839 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,077 Much ruined countryside later, 1840 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,077 蹂躪完郊區後 1841 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:50,048 James's new car was finally ready. 1842 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:50,048 詹姆斯的車終於造好了 1843 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:53,020 Why are you dressed up like an American footballer? 1844 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:53,020 你為什麼穿得像個橄欖球運動員 1845 00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:55,015 Well, it's a prototype, 1846 00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:55,015 這車還只是個雛形 1847 00:44:55,022 --> 00:44:57,038 and I'm a test pilot, in effect. 1848 00:44:55,022 --> 00:44:57,038 我是來試駕的 1849 00:44:57,039 --> 00:44:59,058 Test pilots wear specialist equipment. 1850 00:44:57,039 --> 00:44:59,058 試駕員通常需要一些特殊裝備 1851 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:02,056 But that looks perfectly solid to me. 1852 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:02,056 我看那挺結實的 1853 00:45:02,081 --> 00:45:04,099 That roof is... 1854 00:45:02,081 --> 00:45:04,099 那車頂簡直... 1855 00:45:05,024 --> 00:45:08,016 James, even given the limitations of the material you've used, 1856 00:45:05,024 --> 00:45:08,016 詹姆斯 光想想你用的原材料的局限性 1857 00:45:08,021 --> 00:45:09,054 your car looks crap. 1858 00:45:08,021 --> 00:45:09,054 這車就爛透了 1859 00:45:09,059 --> 00:45:11,063 But look how it blends in with the environment. 1860 00:45:09,059 --> 00:45:11,063 但是它和這環境特別配 1861 00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:13,011 Prince Charles would love this. 1862 00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:13,011 查爾斯王子肯定會很喜歡 1863 00:45:13,015 --> 00:45:14,031 It doesn't blend in with anything. 1864 00:45:13,015 --> 00:45:14,031 它和什麼都不配 1865 00:45:14,033 --> 00:45:17,001 There's no environment left - you've dug it all up. 1866 00:45:14,033 --> 00:45:17,001 這已經沒有環境可言 因為你都挖出來了 1867 00:45:17,012 --> 00:45:19,080 - Right, can we finally go? - Yes, you can. 1868 00:45:17,012 --> 00:45:19,080 -行吧 我們可以開動了嗎 -當然 1869 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,007 11 miles lie ahead. 1870 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,007 前面還有18公里要走呢 1871 00:45:22,071 --> 00:45:24,029 See you there. 1872 00:45:22,071 --> 00:45:24,029 終點見 1873 00:45:27,003 --> 00:45:28,078 Ow! 1874 00:45:27,003 --> 00:45:28,078 哇 1875 00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:37,053 That is a complete mystery, to be honest. 1876 00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:37,053 我就不明白了 1877 00:45:37,061 --> 00:45:39,022 It's not. 1878 00:45:37,061 --> 00:45:39,022 怎麼了 1879 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,096 It had an arched roof, it had a keystone. 1880 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:41,096 這個拱頂還帶拱心石呢 1881 00:45:42,003 --> 00:45:44,045 There must be something wrong with that mortar. 1882 00:45:42,003 --> 00:45:44,045 肯定是砂漿的問題 1883 00:45:44,064 --> 00:45:47,075 Waiting for James to mend his bodywork, again, 1884 00:45:44,064 --> 00:45:47,075 等待詹姆斯再次修理車體時 1885 00:45:47,082 --> 00:45:50,099 meant my bodywork started to go off. 1886 00:45:47,082 --> 00:45:50,099 我的車正在逐漸消失 1887 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:56,015 But, eventually, he was ready. 1888 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:56,015 但最終 他準備好了 1889 00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:03,017 It's really rather pleasant. 1890 00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:03,017 駕駛感不錯呢 1891 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:06,007 This is like being at home with the windows open. 1892 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:06,007 就像在家開著窗戶一樣 1893 00:46:06,049 --> 00:46:10,059 Richard, meanwhile, had added some floral go-faster stripes, 1894 00:46:06,049 --> 00:46:10,059 同時 理查德給他的車種上了賽車條紋 1895 00:46:10,066 --> 00:46:12,094 and I'd opened up my cow's rectum 1896 00:46:10,066 --> 00:46:12,094 我也卸下了牛的直腸 1897 00:46:12,097 --> 00:46:15,013 to improve the ventilation. 1898 00:46:12,097 --> 00:46:15,013 來通風 1899 00:46:17,038 --> 00:46:19,044 We have had a few problems. 1900 00:46:17,038 --> 00:46:19,044 我們是出過問題 1901 00:46:19,051 --> 00:46:23,016 We've only covered, yes, two miles in two days, 1902 00:46:19,051 --> 00:46:23,016 沒錯 三公里走了兩天 1903 00:46:23,021 --> 00:46:25,027 but here we are, 1904 00:46:23,021 --> 00:46:25,027 但我們的三人行 1905 00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:28,034 as a threesome, going along. 1906 00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:28,034 還在繼續 1907 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,048 But then... 1908 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,048 但是 1909 00:46:35,051 --> 00:46:38,007 It's a river, and not a small one. 1910 00:46:35,051 --> 00:46:38,007 前面是條挺大的河 1911 00:46:42,013 --> 00:46:45,009 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 1912 00:46:42,013 --> 00:46:45,009 夭壽啊 1913 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,035 Oh, God. 1914 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,035 我的天老爺 1915 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,062 - Oh, your bricks have fallen off, mate. 1916 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,062 哥們你的磚塊在往下掉啊 1917 00:46:52,065 --> 00:46:54,007 - Your bonnet's fallen off. 1918 00:46:52,065 --> 00:46:54,007 引擎蓋掉下來了 1919 00:46:54,013 --> 00:46:56,070 Perfectly all right. Redundancy's built into it. 1920 00:46:54,013 --> 00:46:56,070 沒事 我多鋪了一層 1921 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,063 - Is it? - Yeah. 1922 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,063 -是嗎 -真的 1923 00:46:58,096 --> 00:47:01,033 Since Richard is the team bumpkin, 1924 00:46:58,096 --> 00:47:01,033 由於理查德是我們隊的鄉巴佬 1925 00:47:01,037 --> 00:47:04,008 we decided he should go first. 1926 00:47:01,037 --> 00:47:04,008 我們決定讓他先走 1927 00:47:05,074 --> 00:47:07,085 OK, well, my community of people 1928 00:47:05,074 --> 00:47:07,085 我的盟友們 1929 00:47:07,088 --> 00:47:09,003 make for higher ground. 1930 00:47:07,088 --> 00:47:09,003 向著高處走吧 1931 00:47:09,004 --> 00:47:10,082 Just climb. 1932 00:47:09,004 --> 00:47:10,082 往上爬 1933 00:47:11,006 --> 00:47:14,050 Hammond's ark made it to the other side safely. 1934 00:47:11,006 --> 00:47:14,050 哈蒙德方舟最終成功靠岸 1935 00:47:14,055 --> 00:47:16,030 Yeah! 1936 00:47:14,055 --> 00:47:16,030 耶 1937 00:47:16,046 --> 00:47:18,075 And then it was my go. 1938 00:47:16,046 --> 00:47:18,075 現在該我了 1939 00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:21,051 I'm really deep here. 1940 00:47:19,034 --> 00:47:21,051 這裡好深 1941 00:47:21,054 --> 00:47:23,012 Really, really deep. 1942 00:47:21,054 --> 00:47:23,012 真的好深 1943 00:47:23,018 --> 00:47:25,070 Oh, no! Cows leak! 1944 00:47:23,018 --> 00:47:25,070 牛車進水了 1945 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:28,051 That's a terrible thing to learn! 1946 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:28,051 這可是個深刻的教訓 1947 00:47:29,009 --> 00:47:32,043 However, I, too, made it with relative ease. 1948 00:47:29,009 --> 00:47:32,043 但我也相對輕鬆地到岸了 1949 00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:34,084 Eat my meat, Hammond! 1950 00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:34,084 哈蒙德 你服不服! 1951 00:47:35,008 --> 00:47:36,093 But then... 1952 00:47:35,008 --> 00:47:36,093 但 1953 00:47:37,003 --> 00:47:38,084 Look at this. 1954 00:47:37,003 --> 00:47:38,084 看看他 1955 00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:40,016 Tragic. 1956 00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:40,016 太可憐了 1957 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:43,080 An old man driving a low garden wall into a river. 1958 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:43,080 老家伙開著一堵花園牆下河 1959 00:47:43,097 --> 00:47:45,039 Let's look on the bright side 1960 00:47:43,097 --> 00:47:45,039 好消息是 1961 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,022 If this doesn't work as a car, 1962 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,022 這車如果拋錨了 1963 00:47:47,026 --> 00:47:49,072 it will be very effective as a dam. 1964 00:47:47,026 --> 00:47:49,072 還可以當大壩 1965 00:47:53,035 --> 00:47:55,096 He's not doing it quite as quickly as you or I did it. 1966 00:47:53,035 --> 00:47:55,096 他這速度比咱們慢多了 1967 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:58,036 Nor as aggressively, nor as purposefully. 1968 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:58,036 也不夠強勢 太盲目了 1969 00:47:59,054 --> 00:48:01,052 His car is also riding a lot lower than ours 1970 00:47:59,054 --> 00:48:01,052 因為這重量 1971 00:48:01,055 --> 00:48:02,090 because it weighs so much. 1972 00:48:01,055 --> 00:48:02,090 車身也更低 1973 00:48:02,097 --> 00:48:06,020 I was getting very deep. It may be leaking slightly. 1974 00:48:02,097 --> 00:48:06,020 正在往深水區前進 有點漏水了 1975 00:48:08,017 --> 00:48:09,099 It's leaking a lot. 1976 00:48:08,017 --> 00:48:09,099 漏水很嚴重 1977 00:48:11,007 --> 00:48:14,069 Cack. Chaps, I think I'm beached. 1978 00:48:11,007 --> 00:48:14,069 糟糕 伙計們我這是擱淺了 1979 00:48:14,073 --> 00:48:17,034 I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it. 1980 00:48:14,073 --> 00:48:17,034 講真 我們也無能為力 1981 00:48:17,036 --> 00:48:19,040 You're in the river, we're here. 1982 00:48:17,036 --> 00:48:19,040 你在河裡 我們卻在岸上 1983 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:21,078 Right, if I go right a bit, 1984 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:21,078 好吧 如果我往右走一點 1985 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:24,073 I should... clear that... 1986 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:24,073 我就能走出去 1987 00:48:24,076 --> 00:48:26,089 Oh, yes! 1988 00:48:24,076 --> 00:48:26,089 太棒了 1989 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,078 Oh, the... - The side's just come off. -Yeah, that's... 1990 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:29,078 -車門掉下來了 -不忍直視 1991 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:31,018 So the mortar's dissolving 1992 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:31,018 砂漿在水裡溶解了 1993 00:48:31,021 --> 00:48:32,060 and the bricks are just falling off. 1994 00:48:31,021 --> 00:48:32,060 而且磚塊也在往下掉 1995 00:48:32,064 --> 00:48:33,098 Yes. 1996 00:48:32,064 --> 00:48:33,098 沒錯 1997 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:37,068 That's more gone. 1998 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:37,068 又掉了好多 1999 00:48:37,074 --> 00:48:40,054 Oh, God! The mortar's dissolving! 2000 00:48:37,074 --> 00:48:40,054 天啊 砂漿在溶解 2001 00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:43,017 He's just transporting his own cameras along. 2002 00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:43,017 等他開過來 估計散的只剩攝像機了 2003 00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:44,051 That's all he's doing. 2004 00:48:43,024 --> 00:48:44,051 絕對散架了 2005 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,091 Get off! 2006 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,091 下去 2007 00:48:47,014 --> 00:48:49,065 Get off! 2008 00:48:47,014 --> 00:48:49,065 下去 2009 00:48:49,071 --> 00:48:52,019 Little spindly arms throwing a brick. 2010 00:48:49,071 --> 00:48:52,019 纖弱的手臂 扔著磚塊 2011 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:55,069 Help! 2012 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:55,069 救命 2013 00:48:57,053 --> 00:48:59,086 We're gonna have to put him out of his misery. 2014 00:48:57,053 --> 00:48:59,086 我們得趕緊幫他結束這痛苦的行程 2015 00:48:59,088 --> 00:49:02,085 We'll just abandon him. Do you think? 2016 00:48:59,088 --> 00:49:02,085 應該直接拋棄他 真的嗎 2017 00:49:02,088 --> 00:49:05,020 What is the point of him? 2018 00:49:02,088 --> 00:49:05,020 要他何用 2019 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:06,086 James, can you hear me? 2020 00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:06,086 詹姆斯 聽得見嗎 2021 00:49:06,093 --> 00:49:09,097 We've analysed the situation and there is literally 2022 00:49:06,093 --> 00:49:09,097 我們評估了一下現在的情形 2023 00:49:10,003 --> 00:49:12,010 nothing we can do to help. Nothing. 2024 00:49:10,003 --> 00:49:12,010 我們確實愛莫能助 真的 2025 00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:15,096 Leaving James in his dissolving car, 2026 00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:15,096 拋棄了詹姆斯和他正在溶解的車後 2027 00:49:16,002 --> 00:49:20,063 we headed off to make camp and get supper underway. 2028 00:49:16,002 --> 00:49:20,063 我們繼續前行扎營 準備晚餐 2029 00:49:21,006 --> 00:49:24,013 Well, apart from your rather tragic tents, 2030 00:49:21,006 --> 00:49:24,013 除了你那可憐的帳篷外 2031 00:49:24,016 --> 00:49:26,081 - this isn't so bad. - It's all right. 2032 00:49:24,016 --> 00:49:26,081 -這還挺不錯的 -是啊 2033 00:49:27,021 --> 00:49:29,025 It is amazing, isn't it? 2034 00:49:27,021 --> 00:49:29,025 我車看起來真棒 2035 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:32,033 My car, the way it disappears into that hedge, 2036 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:32,033 它和樹籬融為一體了 2037 00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,054 it's not just camouflage, it is hedge. 2038 00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,054 不止是偽裝 那就是個樹籬 2039 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:37,029 - It's gone. - No, it is genuinely... 2040 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:37,029 -我的車已經消失了 -它真的... 2041 00:49:37,035 --> 00:49:41,045 Actually, I will agree, yours is remarkable. 2042 00:49:37,035 --> 00:49:41,045 我同意 你的車確實別出心裁 2043 00:49:42,057 --> 00:49:46,007 Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight 2044 00:49:42,057 --> 00:49:46,007 另一邊 詹姆斯的車大量減重 2045 00:49:46,014 --> 00:49:48,028 that he was able to get free... 2046 00:49:46,014 --> 00:49:48,028 終於重獲自由 2047 00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:53,040 and start raping the countryside again to rebuild it. 2048 00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:53,040 他又開始劫掠大自然來重造車體 2049 00:49:53,044 --> 00:49:54,091 Bastards. 2050 00:49:53,044 --> 00:49:54,091 混蛋 2051 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,048 You know, what's incredible about this - 2052 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,048 我跟你說 我們現在這種 2053 00:50:01,062 --> 00:50:03,050 this sustainable living we're doing 2054 00:50:01,062 --> 00:50:03,050 可持續生活的亮點在於- 2055 00:50:04,026 --> 00:50:07,092 is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car, 2056 00:50:04,026 --> 00:50:07,092 烤肉用的磚是詹姆斯車上的 2057 00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:11,014 the kindling and the vegetables are from your car. 2058 00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:11,014 引火物和蔬菜是你車上的 2059 00:50:11,089 --> 00:50:14,062 Are you about to tell me I'm eating... 2060 00:50:11,089 --> 00:50:14,062 難道說我正在吃的是 2061 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:16,060 Back wing. 2062 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:16,060 我的後翼子板 2063 00:50:20,009 --> 00:50:23,078 What? - When you buy a steak, it says "keep refrigerated". 2064 00:50:20,009 --> 00:50:23,078 -怎麼了 -你買的牛排上面都會寫著冷藏保存 2065 00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:25,055 It doesn't say, "Stick to the side of your car", 2066 00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:25,055 不會有人讓你把它貼在車的側面 2067 00:50:25,062 --> 00:50:28,001 leave in the sun, then drive through a river." 2068 00:50:25,062 --> 00:50:28,001 在陽光下暴曬 再開過一條河 2069 00:50:46,058 --> 00:50:49,026 James is making such a racket, isn't he? 2070 00:50:46,058 --> 00:50:49,026 詹姆斯搞出的噪音真是太討厭了 2071 00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:51,075 It's worse than last time. 2072 00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:51,075 比上次還討厭 2073 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:56,020 The difference on this trip, while he's been tearing nature apart, 2074 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:56,020 不同之處在於 這次他一直在破壞大自然 2075 00:50:56,023 --> 00:50:59,018 I've never felt closer to it. 2076 00:50:56,023 --> 00:50:59,018 我可不像他那樣 2077 00:50:59,024 --> 00:51:01,060 Well, he's just messing everything up. He always... 2078 00:50:59,024 --> 00:51:01,060 他只會把所有事情都搞砸 一向如此 2079 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,015 Holy cow. 2080 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,015 不會吧 2081 00:51:09,026 --> 00:51:10,089 - Hammond. - What? 2082 00:51:09,026 --> 00:51:10,089 -哈蒙德 -怎麼了 2083 00:51:12,063 --> 00:51:14,043 That. 2084 00:51:12,063 --> 00:51:14,043 你看 2085 00:51:15,044 --> 00:51:18,000 What are you doing? 2086 00:51:15,044 --> 00:51:18,000 你在乾什麼 2087 00:51:18,006 --> 00:51:19,064 He couldn't see it. It's a hedge trimmer. 2088 00:51:18,006 --> 00:51:19,064 他開著籬笆修剪機看不見 2089 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:22,092 That's my community, you rural bastard! 2090 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:22,092 那可是我的小生態 你個混蛋鄉巴佬 2091 00:51:23,096 --> 00:51:26,047 - Oh, my... - Oh, God! 2092 00:51:23,096 --> 00:51:26,047 -噢 -噢天吶 2093 00:51:28,015 --> 00:51:30,031 The next morning, to cheer up Hammond 2094 00:51:28,015 --> 00:51:30,031 第二天一早 2095 00:51:30,035 --> 00:51:32,045 following the decimation of his car 2096 00:51:30,035 --> 00:51:32,045 為了讓受到雙重打擊的 2097 00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:35,018 and his woodland animal community, 2098 00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:35,018 哈蒙德高興一點 2099 00:51:35,019 --> 00:51:37,020 I made breakfast. 2100 00:51:35,019 --> 00:51:37,020 我做了早餐 2101 00:51:38,006 --> 00:51:40,031 - Eat it. - No! 2102 00:51:38,006 --> 00:51:40,031 -吃吧 -不 2103 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:42,031 - Why not? - Because it's going green! 2104 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:42,031 -為什麼 -因為它都變質了 2105 00:51:42,034 --> 00:51:43,096 It's just a bit of door. 2106 00:51:42,034 --> 00:51:43,096 只是門上的一塊肉而已 2107 00:51:44,002 --> 00:51:45,078 You can see where the flies have been on it. 2108 00:51:44,002 --> 00:51:45,078 你可以看出上面曾經落過蒼蠅 2109 00:51:45,082 --> 00:51:47,011 It's disgusting. 2110 00:51:45,082 --> 00:51:47,011 太噁心了 2111 00:51:47,014 --> 00:51:48,044 Hello. Hello! 2112 00:51:47,014 --> 00:51:48,044 瞧瞧誰來了 2113 00:51:48,066 --> 00:51:49,055 What...? 2114 00:51:48,066 --> 00:51:49,055 這是什麼 2115 00:51:50,090 --> 00:51:53,043 - It's a dung heap. - It is a dung heap. 2116 00:51:50,090 --> 00:51:53,043 -那是個糞堆 -確實是個糞堆 2117 00:51:57,007 --> 00:51:58,042 - Morning. - Morning. 2118 00:51:57,007 --> 00:51:58,042 -早上好 -早 2119 00:51:58,044 --> 00:52:00,003 Is this a car? What is it? 2120 00:51:58,044 --> 00:52:00,003 這是一輛車還是什麼 2121 00:52:00,005 --> 00:52:04,023 It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub, 2122 00:52:00,005 --> 00:52:04,023 這是一輛用抹灰籬笆牆造的可持續發展汽車 2123 00:52:04,027 --> 00:52:06,020 only the wattle has been replaced by straw 2124 00:52:04,027 --> 00:52:06,020 只不過我把籬笆換成了稻草 2125 00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:08,038 and the daub has been replaced by cow poo, 2126 00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:08,038 又把石灰換成了牛糞 2127 00:52:08,049 --> 00:52:09,084 but the principle is the same. 2128 00:52:08,049 --> 00:52:09,084 但道理是一樣的 2129 00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:12,058 How the hell do you fit in it? Only just. 2130 00:52:09,099 --> 00:52:12,058 -你到底是怎麼進去的 -剛剛好 2131 00:52:12,069 --> 00:52:14,059 - Where's your windscreen? - There. 2132 00:52:12,069 --> 00:52:14,059 -擋風玻璃呢 -在那兒 2133 00:52:14,086 --> 00:52:15,075 Hang on. 2134 00:52:14,086 --> 00:52:15,075 等下 2135 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,062 Can we just test your blind spots, James? 2136 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,062 我們來測試一下你的盲區吧 詹姆斯 2137 00:52:19,093 --> 00:52:22,049 Can you see either of us now? 2138 00:52:19,093 --> 00:52:22,049 你現在能看見我們兩個嗎 2139 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,011 No. 2140 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,011 看不見 2141 00:52:24,071 --> 00:52:28,033 Heavily pedestrianised areas should be avoided. 2142 00:52:24,071 --> 00:52:28,033 應該拒絕這種極度無聊的部分 2143 00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:33,091 Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. - Yes. 2144 00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:33,091 -好了 出發吧 我們只剩3公里了 -沒錯 2145 00:52:34,038 --> 00:52:36,020 Jesus Christ! 2146 00:52:34,038 --> 00:52:36,020 我的媽呀 2147 00:52:36,021 --> 00:52:37,081 The smell! 2148 00:52:36,021 --> 00:52:37,081 太臭了 2149 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:41,011 What's that? - It breaks my heart, but it's a small gift for you. 2150 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:41,011 -這是什麼 -我很不忍心 但還是要送給你這個小禮物 2151 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:45,062 - Is it? Mate! - Yes, from me and my woodland community. 2152 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:45,062 真的嗎 好兄弟 -沒錯 是我車載生態的一部分 2153 00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:46,093 Oh! 2154 00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:46,093 噢 2155 00:52:46,093 --> 00:52:49,072 - It's a dead bat! - Yeah, it is. 2156 00:52:46,093 --> 00:52:49,072 -是一隻死掉的蝙蝠 -是的 2157 00:52:49,081 --> 00:52:52,015 - Bats have sonar, don't they? - Yeah. 2158 00:52:49,081 --> 00:52:52,015 -蝙蝠靠超聲波飛行? -沒錯 2159 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,009 So I could use it as a reversing parking sensor. 2160 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,009 那我就可以把它當倒車雷達了 2161 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:58,013 Yeah, I don't think it works once the bat is dead. 2162 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:58,013 可我覺得它死了之後就沒用了 2163 00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:03,023 And so, with all of us running... 2164 00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:03,023 於是我們又上路了 2165 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:09,074 My reversing bat is working well. 2166 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:09,074 我的蝙蝠牌倒車雷達很好使 2167 00:53:09,081 --> 00:53:14,018 ...we began the final two-mile leg of our epic journey. 2168 00:53:09,081 --> 00:53:14,018 踏上這史詩路程的最後3公里 2169 00:53:14,082 --> 00:53:16,033 Oh, balls! 2170 00:53:14,082 --> 00:53:16,033 噢 見鬼 2171 00:53:16,095 --> 00:53:20,049 There are some issues associated with environmentalism, 2172 00:53:16,095 --> 00:53:20,049 環保主義會產生一些問題 2173 00:53:20,056 --> 00:53:22,084 and we're seeing one of them right now. 2174 00:53:20,056 --> 00:53:22,084 我們面前的就是其中之一 2175 00:53:28,089 --> 00:53:32,096 - Am I anywhere near the gate? - Oh, God! 2176 00:53:28,089 --> 00:53:32,096 -我是不是在門附近 -噢天啊 2177 00:53:35,059 --> 00:53:40,035 James attempted to tie his car back together using a ball of string... 2178 00:53:35,059 --> 00:53:40,035 詹姆斯決定要用一捲毛線來固定住車身 2179 00:53:40,043 --> 00:53:42,044 which went well. 2180 00:53:40,043 --> 00:53:42,044 效果還不錯 2181 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,098 It's going... 2182 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,098 滾下去了 2183 00:53:47,071 --> 00:53:50,060 Oh, that's gonna confuse him now! 2184 00:53:47,071 --> 00:53:50,060 他肯定傻眼了 2185 00:53:50,075 --> 00:53:54,019 Why'd they make it in a ball shape? What a stupid idea! 2186 00:53:50,075 --> 00:53:54,019 他們為什麼要做成一個球形呢 太愚蠢了 2187 00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:59,002 But eventually it was done and we were on our way. 2188 00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:59,002 但最終他還是固定好了 我們繼續前進 2189 00:54:00,091 --> 00:54:04,024 James, how much does it weigh now? 2190 00:54:00,091 --> 00:54:04,024 詹姆斯 你的車現在有多重 2191 00:54:04,026 --> 00:54:06,027 I'm gonna say the weight has gone down a bit. 2192 00:54:04,026 --> 00:54:06,027 車重現在減輕了一點 2193 00:54:06,029 --> 00:54:07,093 I think I'm down to three tonnes. 2194 00:54:06,029 --> 00:54:07,093 我覺得降到3噸了 2195 00:54:08,016 --> 00:54:10,070 So you still need an HGV licence? 2196 00:54:08,016 --> 00:54:10,070 所以你還是需要B本才能開? 2197 00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:13,062 But it's not a type of car known to the DVLA. 2198 00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:13,062 但是交管局並不一定認得這是車 2199 00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,073 Mind you, I had even bigger problems. 2200 00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,073 要知道 我還有個更大的麻煩 2201 00:54:18,078 --> 00:54:21,098 My car was starting to smell really bad. 2202 00:54:18,078 --> 00:54:21,098 我的車開始變得越來越臭了 2203 00:54:23,031 --> 00:54:25,011 One of the sound recordists 2204 00:54:23,031 --> 00:54:25,011 其中一個錄音機 2205 00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:26,086 just came to fiddle with my microphone, 2206 00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:26,086 正在和我的麥克風胡搞 2207 00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:28,072 and actually was sick. 2208 00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:28,072 這太噁心了 2209 00:54:29,073 --> 00:54:33,084 Eventually, though, our destination hoved into view. 2210 00:54:29,073 --> 00:54:33,084 終於 我們的目的地已經近在眼前了 2211 00:54:35,095 --> 00:54:39,023 After three days gruelling travel 2212 00:54:35,095 --> 00:54:39,023 經過歷盡艱辛的3天 2213 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:42,004 over 11 miles, we're here. 2214 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:42,004 超過18公里的旅程 我們終於到了 2215 00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:44,042 This must be it. 2216 00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:44,042 就是這兒 2217 00:54:45,002 --> 00:54:49,042 2218 00:54:45,002 --> 00:54:49,042 可持續發展汽車運動挑戰賽開幕儀式 2219 00:54:49,045 --> 00:54:52,091 on a track carved out of nature itself. 2220 00:54:49,045 --> 00:54:52,091 就在這條天然形成的賽道上面 2221 00:54:54,064 --> 00:54:56,045 Oh, hang on. 2222 00:54:54,064 --> 00:54:56,045 等一下 2223 00:54:57,072 --> 00:54:59,034 - A text message. - What? 2224 00:54:57,072 --> 00:54:59,034 -有短信 -什麼 2225 00:54:59,038 --> 00:55:00,088 I've got a text here from Mr Wilman, 2226 00:54:59,038 --> 00:55:00,088 韋爾曼先生給我發了條短信 2227 00:55:00,091 --> 00:55:02,076 with the instructions of what we're doing. 2228 00:55:00,091 --> 00:55:02,076 告訴我接下來要做什麼 2229 00:55:02,078 --> 00:55:07,006 "Whoever does the most laps in one hour wins." 2230 00:55:02,078 --> 00:55:07,006 在一小時內完成圈數最多的人將會獲勝 2231 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,088 Oh, well, James, that's not gonna be you. 2232 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,088 好吧 詹姆斯 肯定不會是你 2233 00:55:08,092 --> 00:55:11,089 - Well, you don't know. - No, I do know it's not gonna be you. 2234 00:55:08,092 --> 00:55:11,089 -你怎麼知道 -我敢肯定不是你 2235 00:55:11,092 --> 00:55:14,060 Oh, no, wait. Hang on. "You will be racing against 2236 00:55:11,092 --> 00:55:14,060 噢 等一下 你們還要和3輛 2237 00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:17,044 three old-fashioned steel cars." 2238 00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:17,044 老式鋼鐵車一起比賽 2239 00:55:17,091 --> 00:55:20,002 - Hang on. Yes, those. - Hello. 2240 00:55:17,091 --> 00:55:20,002 -等一下 是那幾輛吧 -哪兒呢 2241 00:55:21,028 --> 00:55:23,080 - Oh, there they are. - How quaint. 2242 00:55:21,028 --> 00:55:23,080 -噢 它們來了 -好古老的車 2243 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:26,024 No, they don't look quaint. They look ridiculous. 2244 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:26,024 不 一點也不古老 它們的樣子太可笑了 2245 00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:28,008 It's funny, that's the nature of progress. 2246 00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:28,008 那就是自然進步的產物 很諷刺 2247 00:55:28,011 --> 00:55:30,062 - Suddenly, they look stupid. - They do. 2248 00:55:28,011 --> 00:55:30,062 -我突然覺得它們的樣子蠢爆了 -沒錯 2249 00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:36,071 The museum pieces were being driven by three local yobbos. 2250 00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:36,071 這些老古董由3位當地的小混混駕駛 2251 00:55:37,093 --> 00:55:39,024 Right, this is it. 2252 00:55:37,093 --> 00:55:39,024 好的 就這樣吧 2253 00:55:39,073 --> 00:55:44,016 The MeaTI, the TreeTI and the PeaTI are ready. 2254 00:55:39,073 --> 00:55:44,016 肉車 樹車和糞車都已經準備好了 2255 00:55:49,077 --> 00:55:52,050 Oh, what a start! It's a good start. 2256 00:55:49,077 --> 00:55:52,050 噢 很好 起步不錯 2257 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:54,079 Yes, we're blocking! 2258 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:54,079 沒錯 就是要擋住你們 2259 00:55:54,082 --> 00:55:58,074 Oh, they've gone! They've gone! I couldn't see the flag. 2260 00:55:54,082 --> 00:55:58,074 噢 他們開始了 我看不見旗子 2261 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,078 Yes, there are some hay bales. I'll follow those. 2262 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,078 我能看見一些乾草堆 就沿著它們開吧 2263 00:56:03,051 --> 00:56:05,040 Where the hell does it go next? 2264 00:56:03,051 --> 00:56:05,040 接下來往哪邊走 2265 00:56:06,022 --> 00:56:09,062 Despite the excellent start from Richard and I, 2266 00:56:06,022 --> 00:56:09,062 儘管我和理查德的起步很好 2267 00:56:09,069 --> 00:56:13,001 we were quickly overwhelmed by the steel cars. 2268 00:56:09,069 --> 00:56:13,001 但很快我們就被鋼鐵車超越了 2269 00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:15,044 And now the Golf's got past! 2270 00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:15,044 高爾夫超過我了 2271 00:56:17,031 --> 00:56:19,041 Oh, no! Oh, no! 2272 00:56:17,031 --> 00:56:19,041 噢不 不 2273 00:56:19,045 --> 00:56:22,014 I've let the Mondeo through. That's a disaster! 2274 00:56:19,045 --> 00:56:22,014 我被蒙迪歐超了 天啊 2275 00:56:22,071 --> 00:56:26,040 Oh, I've lost one of my nose tampons! 2276 00:56:22,071 --> 00:56:26,040 噢 我鼻子里的棉條掉了一個 2277 00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:29,084 What Richard and I really needed was help from our colleague. 2278 00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:29,084 理查德和我現在急需另一位同事的幫助 2279 00:56:30,022 --> 00:56:31,075 Sadly, though... 2280 00:56:30,022 --> 00:56:31,075 只可惜 2281 00:56:32,064 --> 00:56:36,041 I'm gonna take a racing line. Oh, I'm completely lost. 2282 00:56:32,064 --> 00:56:36,041 看我的走線 噢我完全迷路了 2283 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:39,093 The trouble is, the race track looks the same as the front of the car. 2284 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:39,093 問題在於 賽道看上去和我的車頭一樣 2285 00:56:40,011 --> 00:56:42,052 What a stupid idea for an event. 2286 00:56:40,011 --> 00:56:42,052 這是誰想出來的餿主意 2287 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:47,079 I've lost the other nose tampon! Help! 2288 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:47,079 我的棉條全掉了 救命 2289 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:51,030 I may have to pit for another tampon. 2290 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:51,030 我可能要進一次站 再塞兩個棉條 2291 00:56:51,071 --> 00:56:53,098 Where am I going? 2292 00:56:51,071 --> 00:56:53,098 我該往哪兒開 2293 00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:57,018 All right, James? 2294 00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:57,018 又見面了 詹姆斯 2295 00:56:57,026 --> 00:56:58,046 No. 2296 00:56:57,026 --> 00:56:58,046 不 2297 00:56:58,069 --> 00:56:59,093 No time to lose. 2298 00:56:58,069 --> 00:56:59,093 不能再浪費時間了 2299 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,029 I've gone for the super absorbent, 2300 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,029 我換上了兩個 2301 00:57:05,051 --> 00:57:07,055 slightly larger nose tampons, 2302 00:57:05,051 --> 00:57:07,055 超強吸水的大號棉條 2303 00:57:08,032 --> 00:57:10,028 which I hope will last a little longer. 2304 00:57:08,032 --> 00:57:10,028 希望能多堅持一會 2305 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:17,006 Given that we were in an endurance race, 2306 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:17,006 因為這是一場耐力賽 2307 00:57:17,015 --> 00:57:20,069 our tactics so far had been to protect our cars. 2308 00:57:17,015 --> 00:57:20,069 所以到目前為止我們都在儘量保護車子 2309 00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:25,018 Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything. 2310 00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:25,018 我們現在需要可靠性 僅此而已 2311 00:57:25,031 --> 00:57:26,084 That's what matters most. 2312 00:57:25,031 --> 00:57:26,084 這是最重要的 2313 00:57:26,098 --> 00:57:30,040 But with the cars of the past racking up so many laps, 2314 00:57:26,098 --> 00:57:30,040 但隨著幾輛古董車的一次次挑釁 2315 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:32,084 we had to get the hammer down. 2316 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:32,084 我們也要拿出真本事了 2317 00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:36,082 The MeaTI against the... 2318 00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:36,082 現在是肉車對陣... 2319 00:57:36,089 --> 00:57:40,073 whatever that is - 1.6 litre Golf. 2320 00:57:36,089 --> 00:57:40,073 那輛1.6升的高爾夫 2321 00:57:40,091 --> 00:57:42,015 Yes! 2322 00:57:40,091 --> 00:57:42,015 太棒了 2323 00:57:42,055 --> 00:57:44,075 Yes! I've got him! 2324 00:57:42,055 --> 00:57:44,075 太棒了 我超過他了 2325 00:57:45,058 --> 00:57:48,042 Power sliding a hedge. 2326 00:57:45,058 --> 00:57:48,042 看我籬笆漂移 2327 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:50,000 Come on! 2328 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:50,000 加油啊 2329 00:57:55,009 --> 00:57:57,023 Yes. Oh, yes. 2330 00:57:55,009 --> 00:57:57,023 這就對了 2331 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:02,000 I think I've done a lap. 2332 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:02,000 我覺得我好像跑完了一整圈 2333 00:58:03,026 --> 00:58:08,024 With us three - well, two - making good progress, 2334 00:58:03,026 --> 00:58:08,024 在我們三個 兩個人勢不可擋的時候 2335 00:58:08,031 --> 00:58:11,049 the cars from the past started to play dirty. 2336 00:58:08,031 --> 00:58:11,049 幾輛古董車開始不擇手段了 2337 00:58:13,075 --> 00:58:16,058 That is out of order! They are getting violent! 2338 00:58:13,075 --> 00:58:16,058 怎麼能這樣 他們開始用暴力了 2339 00:58:19,032 --> 00:58:21,052 Oh! Oh, no! 2340 00:58:19,032 --> 00:58:21,052 噢 噢不 2341 00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:23,029 I've lost a tampon again! 2342 00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:23,029 我的棉條又掉了一個 2343 00:58:25,089 --> 00:58:26,086 Who was that? 2344 00:58:25,089 --> 00:58:26,086 誰撞我 2345 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,063 Think you can mess with us 2346 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,063 你以為我長得像一棵樹 2347 00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:30,040 just because we like trees, do you? 2348 00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:30,040 所以就好欺負是嗎 2349 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:33,047 That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that! 2350 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:33,047 你這樣是不對的 兄弟 嘗嘗這個吧 2351 00:58:39,074 --> 00:58:42,041 The bone is taking on the steel! 2352 00:58:39,074 --> 00:58:42,041 我在用血肉之軀對抗鋼鐵 2353 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,044 Although we were holding our own, 2354 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,044 儘管我們都在儘力堅持 2355 00:58:46,047 --> 00:58:50,069 the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles. 2356 00:58:46,047 --> 00:58:50,069 但我們的車都開始受到不同程度的損傷 2357 00:58:54,064 --> 00:58:56,063 I've lost part of the hat. 2358 00:58:54,064 --> 00:58:56,063 我的車頂掉了一塊 2359 00:58:59,038 --> 00:59:00,090 I can smell... 2360 00:58:59,038 --> 00:59:00,090 我聞到了 2361 00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,063 What can I smell? 2362 00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,063 這是什麼味 2363 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:06,069 Is that from the exhaust? 2364 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:06,069 是我排氣管里出來的嗎 2365 00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:11,044 With Hammond distracted by the hot exhaust burning his bodywork, 2366 00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:11,044 當哈蒙德因為車身被排氣管點燃而分心之時 2367 00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:13,097 it was all down to my cow car. 2368 00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:13,097 重任落在了我的牛車上 2369 00:59:16,071 --> 00:59:21,073 Good dicing here between the past and the future. 2370 00:59:16,071 --> 00:59:21,073 傳統與未來在此契合 2371 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,093 It's neck and neck! 2372 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,093 我們現在並駕齊驅 2373 00:59:25,073 --> 00:59:27,022 But then... 2374 00:59:25,073 --> 00:59:27,022 可惜 2375 00:59:27,046 --> 00:59:29,032 Oh, no! No! 2376 00:59:27,046 --> 00:59:29,032 噢不 2377 00:59:29,089 --> 00:59:31,029 Disaster! 2378 00:59:29,089 --> 00:59:31,029 完了 2379 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:32,058 Oh, hell. I think it looks like 2380 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:32,058 見鬼 看起來 2381 00:59:32,059 --> 00:59:34,066 Jeremy's got trouble. 2382 00:59:32,059 --> 00:59:34,066 傑瑞米遇上麻煩了 2383 00:59:36,004 --> 00:59:38,009 How do you peel a cow? 2384 00:59:36,004 --> 00:59:38,009 該怎麼把牛皮剝下來 2385 00:59:39,044 --> 00:59:42,040 Having eventually got to the overheating engine 2386 00:59:39,044 --> 00:59:42,040 在終於解救了過熱的引擎 並且發現 2387 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:46,006 and seen it had become a production line for maggots... 2388 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:46,006 它已經變成了一條蛆蟲的生產線 2389 00:59:46,026 --> 00:59:49,051 ...I decided to go off and be sick. 2390 00:59:46,026 --> 00:59:49,051 我決定走到一邊去吐一會兒 2391 00:59:52,036 --> 00:59:57,085 Er... News from the Inaugural Sustainable Motorsport Event 2392 00:59:52,036 --> 00:59:57,085 呃 可持續發展汽車運動挑戰賽的最新消息 2393 00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:59,050 很抱歉沒有車內視角 因為詹姆斯車上的攝像機丟了 2394 00:59:57,091 --> 00:59:59,084 On A Sustainable Track, or whatever it's called, 2395 00:59:57,091 --> 00:59:59,084 來自於一條所謂的可持續發展賽道 2396 00:59:57,091 --> 00:59:59,084 屏幕字 2397 01:00:00,004 --> 01:00:03,072 Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation. 2398 01:00:00,004 --> 01:00:03,072 傑瑞米 克拉克森因為蛆蟲問題退賽了 2399 01:00:05,038 --> 01:00:08,053 This meant all our hopes rested with Richard Hammond 2400 01:00:05,038 --> 01:00:08,053 因此全部的希望都寄托在了理查德 哈蒙德 2401 01:00:08,064 --> 01:00:10,063 and his smouldering ark. 2402 01:00:08,064 --> 01:00:10,063 和他燃燒的方舟上 2403 01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:14,089 Yeah, you ran wide! 2404 01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:14,089 哈哈 你走線太寬了 2405 01:00:15,009 --> 01:00:16,062 But then... 2406 01:00:15,009 --> 01:00:16,062 可是好景不長 2407 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,057 Oh, my God! 2408 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,057 噢 天吶 2409 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:20,084 Oh, no! 2410 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:20,084 噢不 2411 01:00:22,097 --> 01:00:24,034 Oh, no! More news 2412 01:00:22,097 --> 01:00:24,034 哦不 關於這場 2413 01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:27,066 from the Sustainable Motorsport Challenge is that... Ow! 2414 01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:27,066 可持續汽車挑戰賽更多的新聞有 2415 01:00:27,088 --> 01:00:30,051 ...Richard Hammond, I believe, is on fire. 2416 01:00:27,088 --> 01:00:30,051 我覺得理查德哈蒙德的車著火了 2417 01:00:30,058 --> 01:00:32,072 The garden centre is ablaze. 2418 01:00:30,058 --> 01:00:32,072 花園中心亮起了火光 2419 01:00:33,058 --> 01:00:36,082 Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh, no! 2420 01:00:33,058 --> 01:00:36,082 噢 上帝啊 不 不要這樣 2421 01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:40,049 That's gonna make it worse! 2422 01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:40,049 這樣只會越燒越旺 2423 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:44,070 With Hammond's car on fire... 2424 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:44,070 隨著哈蒙德的車著了火 2425 01:00:45,062 --> 01:00:50,013 mine alive, and James's disintegrating again... 2426 01:00:45,062 --> 01:00:50,013 我的車出了蟲子 詹姆斯的車還在瓦解 2427 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:51,058 Ow! Ow! 2428 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:51,058 嗷 嗷 2429 01:00:51,071 --> 01:00:55,094 ...we decided that environmentalism simply doesn't work. 2430 01:00:51,071 --> 01:00:55,094 我們得出了結論 環保主義根本行不通 2431 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:59,038 And with that, back to... 2432 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:59,038 接下來 把畫面 2433 01:00:59,053 --> 01:01:01,098 And with that, back to the tent. 2434 01:00:59,053 --> 01:01:01,098 接下來 把畫面切回帳篷里 2435 01:01:04,013 --> 01:01:05,088 Holy crap! 2436 01:01:04,013 --> 01:01:05,088 我靠 2437 01:01:10,064 --> 01:01:14,089 - No, it didn't work. - No. So, there we are. 2438 01:01:10,064 --> 01:01:14,089 -根本行不通 -沒錯 就是這樣 2439 01:01:16,046 --> 01:01:18,073 There we are, we've looked into it. 2440 01:01:16,046 --> 01:01:18,073 就是這樣 我們調查過了 2441 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,020 We've looked into it thoroughly, 2442 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,020 我們徹徹底底的調查過之後 2443 01:01:20,033 --> 01:01:23,077 and I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die. 2444 01:01:20,033 --> 01:01:23,077 恐怕我們沒救了 我們都會死 2445 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:27,000 And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end. 2446 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:27,000 隨著這個令人十分沮喪的消息 這期節目就結束了 2447 01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:28,094 See you next week. Goodbye! 2448 01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:28,094 下周見 拜拜 2449 01:01:28,094 --> 01:01:30,094