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卑 鄙 的 我
北極圈 最高機密實驗室
3周了 還是一點頭緒都沒有 Three weeks, and we're still no close to cracking this.
好吧 把他帶過來 Right! Bring him in!
是的 長官 Yes, sir.
生日快樂 艾格妮絲
這是有史以來最棒的生日派對 This is the best party ever!
不好了 Oh, no!
有條龍正在逼近 A dragon is approaching!
別怕 英勇的騎士要來救我們了 Fear not, for here come the valiant knights to save us!
你說她不會來是什么意思 What do you mean she's not coming?
我后院一大群小女孩 I have a backyard full of these little girls
都指望著能看見仙女呢 who are counting on the visit from the Fairy Princess!
我不要退款 我要的是仙女 I do not want a refund! I want the Fairy Princess!
求你了 求你了 救人一命 Please, please, I'm begging you!
我咒你晚上睡不著覺 You know what? I hope you can't sleep at night,
因為你粉碎了小女孩的夢想 you crusher of little girls' dreams!
仙女什么時候來 Oh, oh, when's the Fairy Princess coming?
馬上就來 Any minute now!
拖住她們 Stall them!
魔術表演
好了 好了 okay, okay.
魔術表演到此為止 Alright, that's enough of the magic show!
等一下 你們聽到了嗎 Wait, did you hear that?
聽上去像是魔法仙塵的聲音 It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.
是仙女 It's the Fairy Princess,
她要來了 She's coming!
看 Look!
我是格魯花仙子 It is I, GruTinkerbell!
是最神奇的仙女 The most magical Fairy Princess of all!
今天我在這祝愿艾格妮絲小公主 I am here to wish Princess Agnes,
生日快樂 A very happy birthday!
仙女怎么這么胖 How come you're so fat?
因為 Because
我住在糖果屋里 my house is made of candy!
煩心的時候我就會吃糖果逃避現實 And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
仙女怎么會... How come you have...
好了 去吃蛋糕吧 Okay, time for cake!
謝謝你 格魯花仙子 Thank you, GruTinkerbell!
你是有史以來最棒的仙女 You're the best Fairy Princess ever!
不客氣 小女孩 You are welcome, little girl!
我知道是你 格魯 I know it's really you, Gru.
我在裝給其他小朋友看呢 I'm just pretending for the other kids.
你好 格魯 派對狂人先生 Hey there, Gru, Mister Life of the party!
你好 吉莉安 Hello, Jillian!
我知道這樣說有點唐突 So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
我朋友娜塔莉最近恢復了單身... but my friend Natalie, is recently single, and...
不不不 連門都沒有 No, no, no! Get off the limb, right now!
沒門 No limb.
拜托 她很會玩的 Come on! She's a riot!
愛唱卡拉OK 有大把時間 She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time,
對長相的要求也不高 looks aren't that important to her!
吉爾 這不可能 Look, Jill, it's not happening.
說真的 我自己很好 Seriously, I'm fine.
好吧 不說娜塔莉了 Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
我表妹琳達怎樣 How about my cousin Linda?
不 No.
我知道有個女的剛死了老公... Oh, I know someone whose husband just died...
抱歉 沒看到你在那里 I'm sorry, I did not see you there.
還是沒看到 Or there.
物種 未知
凱爾 凱爾 Kyle, Kyle,
凱爾 別尿在我的牽牛花上 Kyle, stop! Stop doing your business on the Petunias!
目標鎖定
去吧 尿在弗雷德的花上 尿爽點 There you go, go to Fred's. Go crazy.
好伙計 Good boy.
格魯先生 Mr. Gru?
什么 我沒有...什么事 What, I didn't, what.. Yes?
我是反惡人聯盟的特工露西·瓦爾德 Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
抱歉 Sorry.
你得跟我走一趟 You're gonna have to come with me.
抱歉 我...冰凍射線 Oh, sorry, I'm... Freeze Ray!
正確的方式是先開槍再喊 You really should announce your weapons after you fire them,
格魯先生 Mr. Gru.
做個示范 For example.
紅唇電擊 Lipstick taser!
效果真好 Oh, it works so good.
車子呢 Where is it?
真抱歉 Oh, Sorry.
給我進去 大塊頭 Get, in, there, you, big, man!
該死的 Whoa, curses.
跟針扎一樣 Pins and needles.
下午好 格魯先生 Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
好 Yeah.
抱歉用這種方法把你請來 I apologize for our methods in getting you here.
我倒不覺得 I don't!
我可以馬上再來一次 不騙你 I'd do it again in a heartbeat! I am not gonna lie,
我很享受抓捕他的每一刻 I enjoyed that. Every second of it,
感覺真是爽... Gave me bit of a buzz, actually...
夠了 瓦爾德特工 That's enough, Agent Wilde.
抱歉 Sorry.
好了 太過分了 Okay, this is bogus!
我不管你們以為自己是誰 但是... I don't know who you think you people are, but...
我們是反惡人聯盟 We are the Anti-Villain League.
是一個致力于 An ultra secret organization
對抗全球規模惡勢力的絕密組織 dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
搶劫銀行 我們懶得管 Rob a bank, we're not interested.
殺人放火 還是懶得管 Kill someone, not our deal.
但要是你想融化極地冰蓋 But you were to melt the polar ice caps,
或是蒸發富士山 or vaporize Mount Fuji,
甚至是 or even,
偷月亮 Steal the moon.
那就關我們事了 Then, we notice.
首先 你沒有證據證明是我做的 First of all, you got no proof that I did that.
其次 偷了之后我又放回去了 Second, after I did do that, I put it back.
這我們都知道 格魯先生 We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.
所以才請你來 That's why we brought you here.
我是聯盟的主席 賽拉斯·蘭皮谷 I am the league director, Silas Ramsbottom.
屁股 Bottom.
真好笑 Hilarious.
瓦爾德特工 Agent Wilde.
輪到我了? Oh, me now?
最近有個絕密的實驗室 Recently, an entire top secret lab disappeared
在北極圈消失了 from the Arctic Circle.
沒錯 整個實驗室 就這樣 Yeah. The entire lab, just...
消失了 它去哪了 Gone. Where did it go?
沒興趣知道 I don't care.
實驗室正在研究PX-41 The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41.
是一種變種血清 A transmutation serum.
你問我什么是PX-41 What is PX-41, you ask?
反正很可怕 It's pretty bad.
看 Look.
一般的兔寶寶不是這樣的 You usually don't see that in bunnies.
正如你所見 As you could see,
一旦落入壞人手中 In the wrong hands,
PX-41血清 the PX-41 serum,
可能成為地球上最具毀滅性的武器 could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.
幸運的是 Fortunately,
它有十分獨特的化學特質 it has a very distinct chemical footprint.
我們利用最新的化學追蹤技術 And, using the latest chem tracking technology,
在天堂商場發現它的蹤跡 we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall.
商場 A Mall.
沒錯 Precisely.
我們相信 And we believe that
那個犯罪高手就是這群店主之一 one of these shop owners is a master criminal.
所以才請你來 作為一名前惡棍 And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,
你肯定了解惡棍的思維和行動 you know how a villain thinks, and acts.
計劃是安排你到商場的店鋪里當臥底 The plan is, to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall,
希望你可以... where hopefully, you'll be able to...
好了 我知道是怎么回事了 Okay! I see where this is going
狗血的動作冒險劇情 with all the "Mission: Impossible" stuff.
我的回答是不 But no, no.
我現在身為人父 還是個守法的商人 I'm a father now. And, a legitimate businessman.
我在生產一系列美味的果醬和果凍 I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
果醬跟果凍啊 "Jams and jellies".
什么態度 Oh, attitude!
就是這樣 That's right!
謝謝 老子不干 So thanks, but no thanks.
給你個建議 與其把別人綁來言語相激 And here's a tip: instead of teasing people, and kidnapping them,
不如直接給他們打電話 maybe you should just give them a call!
再見 屁股先生 Good day, Mr. Sheepbutt!
是蘭皮谷 Ramsbottom.
是嗎 還是屁股好聽些 Oh, yeah, like I said it better!
也許我不該這樣說 Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but...
不過你當惡棍真是棒極了 Your work as a villain, was kind of, amazing.
要是你回心轉意想大干一場的話 So if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome.
給我們打電話 Give us a call.
我不是叫你們去睡覺了嗎 Hey, I told you guys to get to bed!
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
你什么時候去約會 So, when are you going on your date?
什么 What?
記得嗎 吉莉安小姐說給你安排了約會 Remember? Ms. Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.
她是個瘋子 我不會去約會的 Yeah, well, she is a nutjob and I'm not going on any date.
為什么 Why not?
難道你害怕 Are you scared?
你們看電視播的登月報道了嗎 Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV?
你能相信嗎 簡直酷斃了 Can you believe it? It's so cool!
-知道嗎 -打擾一下 麗薩 - You know what? - Excuse me, Lisa?
-前幾天我跟外星人講話了 -不會吧 - I talked to alien the other day. - no way.
他超可愛 He's so cute.
麗薩 我在想... Hey, Lisa, I was wondering...
格魯摸了麗薩 Gru touched Lisa!
麗薩得了"格魯病" Lisa's got Gruties!
害怕 怕什么 Scared? Of what?
女人 怎么會 Women? No!
胡說八道 That's bonkers!
我只是對約會不感興趣而已 就這樣 I just, I've no interest in going on a date, that's all!
結案陳詞 Case closed!
我不害怕 I'm not scared!
女人 Of women.
也不怕約會 Or dates.
睡覺吧 Let's go to bed.
晚安 伊迪絲 Goodnight, Edith.
晚安 瑪格 Goodnight, Margo.
慢著 hold the horses,
你給誰發短信呢 who are you texting?
沒有誰 是我朋友艾弗里 No one! Just my friend Avery.
艾弗里 艾弗里嗎 Avery. Eh? Avery?
女生還是男生 Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
這重要嗎 Does it matter?
不 這不重要 No! No, it doesn't matter,
除非是個男生 unless it's a boy!
我知道為什么你是男生 I know what makes you a boy.
你知道 Uhh, you do?
因為你是光頭 Your bald head.
是啊 Oh. Yes.
它好光滑 It's really smooth.
有時候我盯著它 Sometimes I stare at it,
就在想會不會有小雞蹦出來 and imagine a little chick popping out.
晚安 艾格妮絲 Goodnight, Agnes.
永遠別長大 Never get older.
蒂姆 發型不錯 Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
湯米 再堅持一下 伙計 Tommy, hang in there, baby!
快到周五了 It's almost Friday!
今天這批果凍如何 尼法里奧博士 So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?
我研發了新的配方 I developed a new formula which allowed me
能把各種漿果調成一個味 to get every known kind of berry in a one flavor of jelly.
好吃 That is good!
我喜歡這個味... Love the flavor of...
很難吃吧 It's horrible, isn't it?
怎么會 No, no!
我們已經有很大進展了 Oh, we're making great progress!
來 嘗嘗 Here, try some.
即使沒人喜歡 Just because everybody hates it,
也不代表它不好 doesn't mean it's not good!
聽我說 格魯 Listen, Gru. There's something
有件事我一直想跟你說 I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.
怎么了 What, what's wrong?
我懷念當惡棍的日子 I miss being evil.
圖謀不軌 大肆犯罪 Sinister plots, large-scale crimes,
這才是我活著的意義 It's what I live for!
你不覺得我們的前途不應該僅僅是果凍嗎 I mean, don't you think there's more for our future than jelly?
我在考慮加一條果醬生產線 Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
格魯 我已經另謀出路了 The thing is, Gru, I've now been recruited elsewhere.
尼法里奧博士 Dr. Nefario!
別鬧了 Oh, come on.
你在跟我開玩笑吧 You're kidding, right?
這對我而言是個好機會 This is a great opportunity for me,
能過上更邪惡 更入流的生活 live a life more evil, more central.
好吧 Very well.
我們來給你送行 Let us give you, the proper send-off.
小子們 Minions!
向尼法里奧博士 The highest honor awarded,
致以最崇高的敬意 to Dr. Nefario,
感謝你多年以來盡心服務 for your years of service,
鳴屁槍21響 the 21 Fart Gun Salute!
我數到有22響 Uhh, I counted twenty-two.
再見 我的朋友們 Farewell, my friends.
我還得再飄一會 This may take a while.
你們繼續工作吧 Go about your business!
我已經開始想念你們了 I miss you already!
你好 Ehh? Oh, Hello!
你確定我們這樣做好嗎 Are you sure we should be doing this?
當然 這是為了他好 Yes, it's for his own good.
約會網
好的 我們得選張照片 Okay, we need to choose a picture.
不行 No.
太嚇人 Scary.
太奇怪 Weird.
那是什么 What is that?
早上好 姑娘們 我要宣布一件大事 Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
你長得像哪個名人 Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
美國著名演員
布魯斯·威利斯 Bruce Willis.
不像 Hmmm. No.
童話集《鵝媽媽童謠》中的人物
矮胖子 Humpty Dumpty!
電影《魔戒》中的人物
咕嚕 Oooh, Gollum!
好吧 你們在做什么 Okay, what are you doing?
我們在幫你網上約會 We're setting you off for online dating!
好吧 什么 Oh. Okay, what!?
不行不行不行 No, no, no, no, no, no.
別這樣嘛 Oh, come on.
很有趣的 It's fun.
你也該找個伴兒了 And it's time for you to get out there.
不行 別說了 沒人要去找伴兒 No, stop. No one is ever getting out there!
沒人 Ever!
好了 Okay...
現在 宣布大事 Now, for the announcement.
我接受了一份新工作 I have accepted a new job!
真的嗎 Wow, really?
真的 我被一家 Yes, I have been recruited
絕密機構聘用了 by a top secret agency
任務是當臥底 拯救世界 to go undercover and save the world.
你要去當間諜嗎 You're gonna be a spy?
一點沒錯 寶貝 That's right, baby!
格魯要重出江湖了 Gru's back in the game
我會擁有各種裝備 武器 還有靚車 with gadgets, and weapons and cool cars!
哦 天哪 Oh! dear!
好厲害 Awesome!
你真的會拯救世界嗎 Are you really gonna save the world?
沒錯 沒錯 Yes. Yes, I am.
禿鷹美發會所
烤出好心情
"Bake My Day".
這是杯形蛋糕的做法 我從網上下載的 Alright, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the internet.
別灑太多糖霜 And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
真是意外 Wasn't expecting that!
還是意料之中 Or was I?
你臉上有... Oh, you, you got, you got....
一點點... Umm... umm... a little...
我來幫你擦吧 Here, I'll get it.
越擦越臟了 Uhmm, it's just spreading.
好了 好了 我自己擦 Alright, alright. I got this.
別擦了 Stop it!
你自己擦吧 I'll let you get it.
你剛看到的是 What you just saw there was a little something new
我一直在研究的新東西 I've been working on. It's a combination of
是柔道 以色列防衛術 Jujitsu, Krav maga,
阿茲特克戰斗術和小丑舞的結合 Aztec warfare, and Krumping.
好吧 這太奇怪了 Okay, that's weird.
你為什么會在這里 Why are you here?
賽拉斯派我來的 On assignment from Silas.
我是你的新搭檔 I'm your new partner!
什么 不行 What? No!
不用興奮 No , "Yay!".
蘭皮谷沒提過搭檔的事 Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.
貌似是因為你的斑斑劣跡 Well, seems that because of your checkered past,
所以沒人愿意跟你合作 everyone else refused to work with you.
但我愿意 But not me!
我挺身而出了 I stepped up!
我是新來的 無論如何也得服從命令 And I'm new. So I'm gonna have to do what they tell me anyway.
你認識他嗎 You know this guy?
認識 他是我的小卒之一 Yes, he's one of my minions.
真對不起 Ohh... I'm sorry.
我應該猜到的 I should have known.
你可以走了 You are free to go!
戴夫 Dave!
地面呼叫戴夫 Earth to Dave!
你現在可以走了 You can leave now.
我們有什么情報 So, what do we got?
嫌疑人有哪些 Who's on the list ?
全部告訴我 Fire them at me.
嫌疑人一號 First suspect,
"紅花綠葉"的老板 The head of Bloom and Top,
她也是"老媽大過天"花店的老板 proprietor of the Mum's the World floral shop.
不 不是她 No, not her.
好的 Okay.
繼續 Moving on...
恰德·肯尼 "塞塞熊"的老板 Chad Kenny, owner of "Stuff a Bear".
我覺得不是 I don't think so.
有人嗎 Hello?
早上好 我的朋友們 Buenos Dias, my friends!
我叫 I am,
愛德華多·裴瑞茲 Eduardo Perez.
莎莎餐廳的老板 Owner of "Salsa & Salsa" Restaurant,
我的店在商場那邊 across the mall.
現在供應早餐 Now open for breakfast.
你是? And you are?
格魯 這位是露西 Gru! And this is Lucy,
我們打烊了 and we are closed.
只要一會會兒就好 This is just gonna take un momento.
墨西哥傳統節日 為慶祝墨西哥軍隊擊敗法國殖民軍而設立
我要開一個盛大的五月五節日派對 I am throwing a big Cinco De Mayo party.
要買200個你們這里最好的杯形蛋糕 And I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes.
蛋糕上裝飾 Decorated with,
墨西哥國旗 the Mexican Flag.
國旗是這個樣子的 It looks something like this.
意下如何 What do you think?
好了 我得走了 就這么定了 Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
我下禮拜來拿 I'll pick them up next week.
祝你們愉快 Have a good day!
有空過來串門吧 Come by if you get a chance, okay?
歡迎來到 商場大家庭 And welcome, to the Mall family.
猛爺 El Macho!
什么 What?
不可能 This couldn't be!
什么不可能 What... what couldn't be?
那家伙和20年前的一個惡人 That guy, looks exactly like a villain named,
猛爺 "El Macho"
長得一模一樣 from about 20 years ago.
他心狠手辣 He was ruthless.
是個危險人物 He was dangerous.
人如其名 And as the name implies,
猛極了 very macho!
他以赤手空拳去搶劫 He had a reputation of pulling a heist,
而聞名于世 using only his bare hands!
可惜的是 猛爺跟所有偉人一樣 Ah, but sadly, like all the greats,
死得太早 El Macho was gone, too soon.
他選擇了世間最猛的死法 He died in the most macho way possible.
騎著一條鯊魚 Riding a shark,
胸口綁著250磅炸藥 with 250 pounds dynamites strapped to his chest,
跳進了一座活火山的噴出口 into the mouth, of an active volcano!
場面相當壯觀 It was glorious!
按你的說法 猛爺不是已經死了嗎 Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead?
沒人找到他的尸體 They never found the body.
沒人找到 Oh, no.
能找到的只有 All that was ever retrieved,
一坨 was a pile,
燒焦的胸毛 of singed chest hair.
那張臉 That face!
他一定是猛爺 It has got to be El Macho.
我們倆夜闖他的餐廳怎么樣 So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant.
今晚就去 Tonight.
好主意 Yes, that's good.
我告訴你 Because I'm telling you,
如果PX-41血清真的在這里 if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,
那就一定在他手上 it's him!
好了 好了 作業做完了 Alright, alright, homework done,
睡衣穿上了 牙也刷了 該睡覺了 pyjamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
怎么那么急 What's the big hurry?
我有很多工作要做 I just, I have a lot of work to do.
工作? Work?
什么樣的工作 What kind of work?
很重要的生意 Very important business.
抱抱 親親 So hugs, kisses.
晚安 做個好夢 別讓臭蟲 Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs...
吧啦吧啦吧啦 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
但你說過要幫我 But you said you'd help me
練習母親節那天的表演 practice my part for the mother's day show.
好吧 好吧 Fine, fine.
我來聽聽看 抓緊時間 Let me hear it, quickly.
她親吻我的傷口 "She kisses my boo-boos.
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair.
我的媽媽無人能比 My mother is beyond compare.
我們愛你 親愛的媽媽 We love you, mothers everywhere."
真是 讓人眼前一亮 Wow, that was, something else!
我很喜歡你最后的那個微笑 I really like the way you smiled at the end.
我們再來一次 Let's try this one more time
稍微別那么像僵尸 but a tinsy-bit less like a zombie.
好嗎 Okay?
好的 Okay.
她親吻我的傷口 "She kisses my boo-boos.
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair..."
完美 我該走了 Perfect! Time to go.
我覺得我不該去表演 I don't think I should do this.
什么意思 Wha.... what do you mean?
為什么不去 Why not?
我根本就沒有媽媽 I don't even have a mom.
不一定要有媽媽 Well, you don't need one
才能表演 to do the show.
我的意思是 I mean,
你參加了退伍軍人節的游行 you did the Veterans Day pageant.
但你并沒上過戰場 You haven't been in combat.
不一樣的 This is different.
好吧 那你可以用你的想象力 Okay, well, then, maybe you can just use your imagination.
你是說 我假裝有個媽媽嗎 You mean, I pretend I have a mom?
是的 Yes.
對吧 你能做到吧 Right? You can do that, can't you?
能 我一直都是這么做的 Yeah! I do that all the time.
謝謝你 格魯 Thanks, Gru!
好了 Okay,
不行 No, hey...
拜托 Please...
凱文 杰瑞 幫我看好孩子 Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?
戴夫 斯圖爾特 跟我過來 快點 Dave, Stewart, come this way, with me. Come on!
快點 Come on!
來了來了 Yeah, yeah!
莎莎餐廳
我們是潛行的忍者 We're stealth ninjas.
我們無聲無息 We make no sound.
沒錯 Right.
好了 猛爺 你死定了 Alright, El Macho, you're going down.
等等 等等 Wait! Wait.
什么 What?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
看看有沒有激光警報器 Checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
這里是家餐廳 It's a restaurant!
你可說不準這家伙會設什么樣的陷阱 You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could've set.
對吧 Huh? Come on.
這里沒有陷阱 There are no booby traps.
陷阱 Hah! Booby!
是只雞 Huh... it's a chicken.
你迷路了嗎 小家伙 Are you lost, little guy?
你一定是迷路了 You must be lost.
搞笑 看門雞 Hah! Some guard dog!
不不不 No, no, no!
快把它趕走 快把它趕走 快把它趕走 Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
抓到你了 I got you!
我抓到了 I got it!
那只雞到底怎么了 What is wrong with that chicken?
雞雞復嘰嘰 Hey, that Pollo is Loco.
不好笑嗎 No?
好了 走吧 Okay, let's go.
找到什么了嗎 You getting anything?
沒 No.
還沒有 Not yet.
不過 看看用X光眼鏡可以發現點什么 But hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles!
有用嗎 告訴我 告訴我 How is it working, tell me, tell me!
怎么了 有什么不對頭嗎 What's wrong? Something wrong?
這景象我會永生難忘 That is an image I'll never get out of my brain!
我就知道 I knew it!
血清在這里 The serum's in here!
我們快去拿吧 Ooh, then let's get it!
真是太好了 This is going to be good!
什么 What?
莎 莎 醬 秘 方
這是 莎莎醬嗎 This is, Salsa?
靠 怎么會 Aww, man...
有人今晚要玩完了 Somebody is going to die tonight.
啊 寶利特 Oh.. Paulito!
寶利特 Paulito,
寶利特 你能聽見我嗎 Paulito, can you hear me?
竟然會對這小萌雞下毒手 Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?
誰在哪 Who's there?
你不出來 我就進去了 You coming out, or am I gonna go in?
別跑 Stop!
我的眼睛 My eyes!
格魯 叫你的小不點們過來 Gru, call in your munchkins!
快出動 來救我們 Get it started, come get us!
距離真"近" Oooh. So long.
我們在這 Over here!
在這里 Over here.
在 Over...
這里 Here.
抱緊我 Hold tight!
抓住你了 I have you now!
哇 冰淇淋 Yay! Ice cream!
格魯 他在那里 Gru! There he is.
嫌疑犯八號 Suspect number 8.
弗洛伊德·禿鷹君 Floyd Eagle-san.
好吧 Well, Okay.
試試能不能靠近點 See if you can get closer.
快去 Go. Go!
好吧 Alright.
搞什么 What the...
警 告
極度高溫
不要啊 Oh, no...
情況不妙 That's not good!
等一下 Hey, wait!
你好 格魯 Hi, Gru!
姑娘們 Oh, girls!
你們在這里干什么 What are you doing here?
我們想來看看你工作 Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work!
你在垃圾桶里拯救世界嗎 So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?
真好笑 Funny.
你在這里啊 Hey! There you are!
這是誰 Oh, who's this?
露西 她們是我的女兒 Lucy, these are my girls.
瑪格 伊迪絲和艾格妮絲 Margo, Edith and Agnes.
姑娘們 這是露西 Girls, Lucy.
露西 這是姑娘們 Lucy, Girls.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你單身嗎 Are you single?
我的老天 Oh. Goodness.
對了 我有個主意 Oh, hey! I have an idea,
露西和我有很多事情要做 Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,
你們為什么不去逛街呢 Why don't you girls go and explore the mall?
拿著這些錢 去買些沒用的玩意吧 Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.
頭繩什么的 Some headbands...
你會娶露西嗎 Are you gonna marry Lucy?
你發瘋了嗎 Are you out of your gorf?
不會的 她只是個同事 No! She just works with me.
你愛上她啦 Plus you love her.
你愛她 You love her!
你真的真的很愛她 You really, really love her!
好了 別說了 Okay, stop.
胡說八道 我連喜歡她都談不上 These are sordid lies. I don't even like her.
快去玩吧 Now go have fun.
差點忘了 Almost forgot!
祝你拯救世界好運 拜拜 Good luck saving the world! Bye!
拜拜 格魯 Bye, Gru!
這就是孩子 Kids, right?
她們可真 好玩 They're, funny.
那些女孩很崇拜你 Those girls totally adore you.
我覺得你是個有趣的爸爸 I think you're a fun dad.
當然 我超有趣的 Huh. I'm pretty fun.
這是偷竊行為 That's stealing.
如果我的愿望是一百個免費硬幣就不算了 Not if my wish was to ever get a hundred free coins.
雨天終究會放晴 This rainy day is temporary
人海中他鶴立雞群 The contrast is why we got him
陽光在那烏云后 Cause sunshine due is just a cloud
后后后 吼吼吼 Away way way way way way
吼吼吼 吼吼吼 Way way way way way way
一時失意又怎樣 So what you blown a fuse
人生低谷人人有 Well that happens to us all
風水總是輪流轉 When I come with great news
卷土再重來 來來來 唻唻唻 The day could change. Change change change
眼鏡真棒 Cool glasses.
我叫安東尼奧 I'm Antonio.
我叫瑪格 I'm Margo.
我正要去吃甜點 I was just going to get a cookie.
想一起來嗎 Care to join me?
那個 當然 Uhh... sure...
我叫瑪格 I'm, Margo.
我過一會再來找你們 Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later.
拜拜 Bye!
我能說"好惡心"嗎 Can I be the first to say, "Eww"!
我們必須告訴格魯 We got to go tell Gru!
好了 我進來了 Alright, I'm going in.
如果有血清的跡象 If it picks up any traces of the serum,
你的皮帶扣就會發出這樣的聲音 the center of your belt buckle will make a sound like this.
好了 我聽到了 聽到了 Okay. I get it. I get it.
歡迎 Welcome,
來到禿鷹美發俱樂部 to "Eagle Hair Club".
你也是時候來了 It's about time you showed up.
格魯先生 Mr. Gru.
你知道我的名字嗎 You know my name?
每當頭頂缺毛的人走進商場時 When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged,
我就有責任去了解他們 I make it my business to know all about them.
你都禿了 真是可憐 You're bald. And that is bad.
好好呆著 小寶貝 Here you go, my sweet.
我還沒有任何發現 I'm getting nothing so far.
看來你得到處找找 I think you need to look around.
咦 這個挺有趣 Wow, this looks interesting.
這是什么 What is it?
看來你是一位藝術愛好者 I take it you're an art lover?
沒有血清 No serum.
沒那么愛好 Yeah, not so much.
這個迷人的小玩意又是什么 Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
這可不是小玩意 I hardly call it trinket,
-格魯先生 國際...-沒有 - Mr. Gru. International... - Nothing.
我沒興趣 Yeah, I don't care.
等等 我收到信號了 Hold on, I'm picking up something.
就在墻后面 Behind that wall!
這是些什么 Ahh... What do we have here?
這些是試戴的假發 These are my trial wigs.
你應該拿一頂 You should take one.
免了 No, thanks.
墻那邊是什么 So what's on the other side of the wall?
你這人 看著我 集中精力 You are! Look at me! Focus!
格魯 Gru?
我保證 這假發會徹底改變你 I promise, that this wig will transform you,
告別丑陋 重塑魅力 from ugly, to irresistible.
瑪格交男朋友啦 Margo has a boyfriend!
他們還去約會了 And they're going on a date!
約會 男朋友 什么 Date?! Boyfriend?! What?!
她去那邊了 There she goes!
你真是風趣 Oh, you're so funny.
惡心 Gross!
看看 他們相愛了 Look, they're in love!
不不不 別那么說 他們可沒有 Oh, no, no. Do not say that they're---no, no, no!
我的夢想是 有一天 能以玩游戲為生 And my dream, is to one day, play video games for a living.
你真是有思想 You're so complicated.
瑪格 Margo.
這什么情況 What is going on here?
喔 格魯 Oh, Gru.
這位是 安東尼奧 Sellama, Antonio.
而我是 瑪格 Mellamo, Margo.
你拍一我拍一 Mellamo Lama Ding Dong.
我管你是誰 Who cares.
我們走 Let's go.
周二免費 Get it free on Tuesdays.
爸爸 Papa!
見到你太高興了 老朋友 So good to see you again, mi compadre!
原來你已經認識我爸爸了 Oh.. I see you have already met my father.
搞什么 爸爸 What the... father?
是啊 世界太瘋狂 Si! Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh?
來坐下 讓我招待你 Come, sit! Let me get you something.
看看你 Oh, look at you!
他喜歡我 He likes me!
對不起 寶利特通常都 Oh... I'm sorry. Paulito is usually,
很友好的 very friendly.
他昨晚受驚了 He had a rough night.
那個 我們真的要走了 Well, we really should be going.
姑娘們 走吧 Girls, come on.
真可惜 That is a pity.
年輕的愛情 多美好啊 是吧 Young love, is beautiful, no?
不要 No!
他們才沒相愛 他們壓根不怎么認識 They are not in love. They hardly know each other.
你說的對 大哥 You are right, cabeza del nuevo.
他們必須好好了解下對方 They must get to know each other better.
安東尼奧 Antonio,
你為何不邀請你的女友及其家人 Why don't you invite your girlfriend? And her family.
參加我們的五月五派對呢 To our Cinco De Mayo party.
不 不 No, no...
去 Si!
對不起 你是說猛爺 I'm sorry, El Macho?
莎莎醬烏龍事件后他不是解除嫌疑了嗎 Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect after the whole "Salsa" Incident?
是的 不過有新情況 Yes, but there has been a new development,
我告訴你 就是他 and I'm telling you, this is the guy.
你必須立刻拘捕他 You need to arrest him immediately.
還有 And!
他那帥到爆的兒子 His deviously charming son.
我確定他兒子也有份 I'm pretty sure that the son is involved too.
肯定有份 The son, also!
你必須抓住他兒子 You got to get the son!
我認為他兒子才是主謀 I think that the son is the mastermind.
他那種神情 There's a look,
眼中透著邪惡 我恨死了 there's a devilish look in his eyes, and I don't like it!
好吧 但是我沒有看到任何證據 Yes, but I don't believe seeing any evidence...
證據個屁 我相信直覺 直覺告訴了我 Evidence, schmevidence, I go with my gut, and my gut tells me,
你們要找的人就是猛爺 that this guy is El Macho.
把他關起來 Lock him up,
還有他兒子 lock up the son,
別忘了他兒子 don't forget about the son!
那孩子 讓我不寒而栗 The kid, gives me the creeps!
天哪 天哪 天哪 Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear...
事情也有好的一面 But, on the less crazy side of things,
格魯在禿鷹美發會所找到了血清的蹤跡 Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!
真有趣 Hmm. Interesting.
你知道是誰辦到的嗎 Yeah! And you know who made that happen?
是他 搞定了 This guy. Nailed it.
厲害吧 Amazing, right?
不 我是說 No, I mean...
當然 但犯人不是他 Sure, but it's not him!
是猛爺 It is El Macho...
格魯先生 Mr. Gru,
拜托 Please...
就是猛爺 我會證明給你看 No, it is him and I will prove it.
格魯 拜托 Gru, come on.
他真的以為是猛爺 He really thinks it's El Macho.
你看出來了嗎 Can you tell him?
夏日姍姍 天氣炎炎 In the summer time when the weather is high
藍藍天空 觸手可及 You can stretch right up and touch the sky
當天氣靜好 When the weather's fine,
海邊垂釣 海里暢游 We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
開心又快樂 We're always happy
享受生活 才是人生真諦 Life's for livin' yeah, that's our philosophy
大家一起唱起來 Sing along with us
我們很歡樂 Yeah we're hap-happy
快給我 Give me that!
凱文 Kevin,
無線網斷了 the wi-fi's out!
凱文 Kevin?
萊克斯 Hey, Lex,
凱文到底哪去了 Where the heck is Kevin?
好吧 我們得回顧一下 Alright, we need to revisit
你們的休假時間了 the number of vacation days you guys get.
都到哪里撒歡去了 I can't find anybody anymore!
格魯 我是吉莉安 Gru, it's Jillian!
我有個好消息 I've got good news!
我帶了朋友珊儂過來 I have my friend Shannon here with me.
你們倆可以出去吃吃飯 I was thinking you two could get some grub.
開懷暢飲 You know, tear it up,
看看怎么樣 see what happens.
開門啊 Open up!
艾格妮絲 艾格妮絲 Agnes! Agnes,
告訴吉莉安 我不在家 tell Jillian, I'm not here.
格魯不在家 Gru's not here!
真的嗎 Are you sure?
當然 他剛說的 Yes, he just told me!
我是說 不 他沒說 I mean no, he didn't just tell me.
艾格妮絲 格魯在哪 Agnes, where is Gru?
他在 抹口紅 He's, putting on lipstick.
他在 打蒼蠅 He's, swatting a fly.
他在 割腦袋 He's, chopping a head off!
他在 便便 He's... pooping?
我知道你在家 格魯 I know you're in there, Gru.
這次你逃不掉了 There's no way you're getting out of this.
不得不說我一開始很緊張 I have to tell you I was so nervous about tonight.
這年頭那么多騙子 I mean there's just so many phonies out there.
是啊 我懂 Yes, I hear you.
你常健身嗎 So, do you work out?
這個... Well...
顯然沒有 I mean, obviously you don't.
你會考慮去健身嗎 But would you consider it?
身材對珊儂來說可是非常重要 Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.
你也看的出來 是吧 As you can tell, right?
看出來了 Ah, I can tell.
別鬧了 Call it!
我們是在餐廳 We are in a restaurant,
你知道吧 you know?
你好 露西點的外帶 Hi, take out for Lucy.
好的 稍等 Sure, just a sec.
你口音太奇怪了 Your accent is so exotic.
非常感謝 Ah..Well, thank you very much.
-我原來 -我有個認識的人能幫到你 - I was...- I know someone who can fix that for you.
你很快就能改掉口音了 And you'll be talking normal in no time!
這里好熱啊 Whew... Is it hot in here?
東西好吃嗎 How's the food?
等等 等等 Wait a minute, wait a minute...
你是戴假發嗎 Are you wearing a wig?
什么 What?
不是 Ah, I don't think so.
我就知道 I knew it.
你是個騙子 You're a phony.
我痛恨騙子 I hate phonies.
什么 我的頭發是真的 Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine!
不是 根本不是 No, they're not!
你知道我要做什么嗎 You know what I'm gonna do?
我要把它 從你的腦袋上扯下來 I'm gonna rip that thing off your head
讓大家都知道 and show everyone
你是個禿頭大騙子 what a bald-headed phony you are.
你休想 這位小姐 I don't think so, Miss Lady.
喂 Hello?
醒醒 你怎么 Hello. Are you...
你好 格魯 Hey, Gru.
你好 Hello!
露西 Lucy.
最近怎么樣 How are you doing?
看來你的約會對象醉倒了 Wow, looks like your date's out for the count.
就像有人給她打了一針鎮定劑似的 It's like she's been shot with a mild tranquilizer.
不要 Noooo...
眨眼睛意思是 我真的給她打了鎮定劑 Yeah, I'm winking 'cause that's what actually happened.
打擾了 發生了什么 Excusi, what's happening here?
她不喜歡嗎 She no like?
她只是 Oh, she's just, uhh...
知道了 知道了 Oh.. Oh-ho-ho.. Si! Si.
我們送她回家吧 Shall we take her home?
你剛剛的約會 Well, I think you did it.
堪稱史上最糟約會 You just officially had the worst date ever.
可不是嗎 Ohh. Tell me about it.
別擔心 Don't worry.
以后總不至于比這更糟 對吧 It can only get better from here, right?
如果真的更糟 我的飛鏢槍借你 But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.
我有幾次就派上用場了 I do use it on, one or two dates myself.
和約會比起來 Yeah, you know as far as dates go,
我覺得獨自一人更好 I think I'm good with just, the one.
晚安 搭檔 Good night, partner.
今晚很好玩 This was fun.
是啊 的確是 Yes, surprisingly, it was.
私下告訴你 Oh, and just between you and me,
我覺得你光頭更好看 You look much better bald.
明天見 See you tomorrow!
說起來很瘋狂 It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
陽光明媚 一身輕松 Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
我像個要升空的熱氣球 I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
這么說 約會很順利吧 So, I take it the date went well?
不 糟糕透了 No, it was horrible.
什么都無所謂 Like I don't care baby by the way
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也無憂無慮 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也快樂至上 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你懂快樂的重要性 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你正想拍手 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
什么也不能令我沮喪 Bring me down, can't nothing
誰也不可能讓我悲傷 Bring me Down, my level is too high
什么也不能令我沮喪 Bring me down, can't nothing
我從不悲傷 Bring me down, I said
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也無憂無慮 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也懷揣夢想 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you know what's best what you wanna do
蘭皮谷先生 Mr. Ramsbottom?
你好 Oh, hello.
你怎么在這里 What are you doing here?
我們抓到他了 We got him.
抓到誰了 Got who?
弗洛伊德·禿鷹君 Floyd Eagle-san.
特工昨晚找到了他店里的密室 Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night,
并且 and, uh,
發現了這個 discovered this.
已經空了 但還有少量PX-41血清殘留 It's empty but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it.
就是他了 He is our man.
雖然沒指望上你 但我們還是搞定了 So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
我是被陷害的 I was framed!
這次你逃不掉的 You won't get away with this!
把你們的臟手拿開 Get your mitts off of me!
好吧 Alright, so...
現在怎么辦 What now?
你可以回去忙你的生意了 Well, now, you're free to go back to your business.
果醬和果凍 Hmmm! Jams and jellies.
而瓦爾德特工 And it looks like Agent Wilde
會被調到澳大利亞分部 will be transferring to our Australian branch.
澳大利亞 Australia?
是的 Yes.
感謝你所做的一切 But thank you, for everything.
雖然你什么也沒做 And by everything, of course I mean, nothing.
自己保重吧 格魯先生 Toodles and cheerio, Mr. Gru.
你好 Hey there.
你好 Hey.
我們抓到他了 So, we got him.
太好了 Yay!
棒極了 That's great.
你要去澳大利亞了嗎 And now you're going to Australia?
還沒最終確定下來 Well, it's not definite yet.
我還在考慮 I'm still figuring it out.
已經開始練習口音了 Already been working on my accent.
模仿澳大利亞口音
休·杰克曼 Hugh Jackman
澳大利亞著名男演員
很興奮 Pretty excited.
很棒 Great.
祝你好運 Well, good luck.
謝謝 Thanks.
你也是 You, too.
給 我想把這個送給你 Oh, here. I wanted to give you this.
你的口紅槍 Your lipstick taser?
是的 算是個留念吧 Yeah, it's just a memento.
就是 你知道的 Just... you know.
我們初次見面時我用的那支 From, the first time we met.
謝謝你 露西 Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
瓦爾德特工 Agent Wilde?
他們在叫你了 Well, it looks like they need you.
那你 So...
是啊 Yeah...
我得走了 I better go.
再見 格魯 Bye, Gru.
我給你帶了把傘 I brought you an umbrella.
謝謝你 Ah, thank you.
你在外面做什么 What are you doing out here?
記得你說過我喜歡露西嗎 Remember when you said that I liked Lucy?
其實 Well, it turns out...
你說得對 You are right.
真的嗎 Really?
真的 但是 Yes, but...
她就要搬走了 Well, she's moving away.
我再也見不到她了 I'm never going to see her again.
我能幫得上忙嗎 Is there anything I can do to help?
不 I don't...
不能 親愛的 I don't think so, sweetheart.
那你自己能做點什么嗎 Well is there anything you could do?
你好 露西 我是格魯 Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
我知道 I know...
到目前為止 Up to this point,
我們的關系僅限于工作 our relationship has been strictly professional.
而且你就要前往澳大利亞 And you're leaving for Australia and all...
但是 But...
我想問你 Okay, here is the question.
你愿不愿意 Would you like to
和我出去約會 to go out on a date
才怪 Ayyy... No.
這樣可不行 Okay, that's not helping.
來吧 Alright. Here we go.
這次來真的 For real this time.
露西·瓦爾德 電話(626) 584-5923
我可以的 I can do this.
我恨你 I hate you.
五月五 Cinco de mayo
這地方太炫了 This place is awesome!
好吧 我們去玩吧 Okay, let's party!
但首先 我們重溫一下規矩 But, first, let us go over the rules!
沒有規矩哪有歡樂呢 Because, what is fun without the rules.
艾格妮絲 別吃太多 Agnes, easy on the churros.
伊迪絲 不許殺人 Edith, try to not kill anyone.
瑪格 Margo,
你好 格魯先生 Hello, Mr. Gru.
好吧 Argh... okay.
格魯 Gru!
你和男孩之間 There must be a standard 6 feet of space,
至少保持6英尺距離 between you and boys.
尤其是這個男孩 Especially this boy.
你真幽默 Ah, you are a funny man.
沒有規矩 先生 There are no rules, senor.
這可是五月五節 It's Cinco De Mayo!
來吧 盡情歡樂吧 Come on! Let's party and relax!
你怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
沒什么 什么事都沒有 Oh, nothing. Nothing's wrong.
在試著冷靜下來 I'm just chilling.
蘸著鱷梨醬 With the guac,
吃我的薯片帽 from my chip hat.
格魯 拜托 Gru, please.
我太清楚這種表情了 I know that look all too well.
這是心碎的表情 It is the look of a broken heart.
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
相信我 朋友 Believe me, my friend.
我也曾在無數個夜晚中 I, too, have spent many nights
想將內心的悲傷深埋于 trying to drown my sorrows,
鱷梨色拉醬中 in Guacamole.
你嗎 You?
沒錯 Yes.
但是 But,
我們挺過來了 we are survivors.
我們遠遠不是 There is much more to us,
表面看起來那么簡單 than meets the eye.
玩的開心點 Enjoy the party.
什么 What?
你想來點花生仁或小脆餅嗎 Would you like some peanuts or pretzels?
這笑話真有意思 That's a good joke.
我剛剛拉了粑粑哦 I just did a boom-boom.
請您趕快做出選擇 I really need you to make a choice now.
我選格魯 I choose Gru.
我選格魯 I choose Gru!
謝謝你 格魯空中小姐 Thank you, Gru stewardess!
不用謝 You're welcome!
你還是那么厲害 我的朋友 You have not lost your touch, my friend.
我就知道 I knew it!
你就是猛爺 You are El Macho.
沒錯 That's right!
沒人相信我 Nobody believed me!
但我知道你根本沒死 But I knew you weren't dead.
當然 Of course not.
我只是詐死 I merely faked my death.
但現在 But now...
該是我 It's time for me,
回歸邪惡的完美時刻了 to make a spectacular return to evil.
博士 Doctor!
我覺得現在是時候 I think it's time,
給格魯展示 to show Gru,
我們的研究成果了 what we're up to here?
尼法里奧博士 Dr. Nefario?
很高興見到你 格魯 Nice to see you, Gru!
這就是你的新工作? Whaaa... So this is your new job opportunity?
沒錯 Absolutely.
你一定會喜歡這個的 You're gonna like this.
抱歉 我借用了你的小不點們 Sorry. I had to borrow some of your minions,
但絕對物有所值 but it was for a worthy cause.
凱文 Oooh.. Kevin!
不 他已經不是凱文了 No, he is not Kevin anymore!
現在 Now...
他是個堅不可摧 He is an indestructible,
不會思考的 mindless,
殺人機器 killing machine!
看著吧 Just watch this.
最厲害的就是 And here's the best part:
我有整整一支軍隊呢 I got an army of them!
不久 Soon,
我就會把它們 I will unleash them,
釋放到世界各處 on the world!
如果有任何人 And if anyone,
試圖阻止它們 anyone tries to stop them...
那座城市就會被吃掉 The city gets eaten!
我們可以合作 We can do it together!
合作? Together?
對 合作 Together!
多年來我一直欽佩你的工作成果 朋友 I have admired your work for years, amigo.
盜月大計 Stealing the moon?
簡直太贊了 Are you kidding?
我們定會勢不可擋 We would be unstoppable.
你 Men like you,
加上我 men like me...
我們能夠統治世界 We, should be ruling the world!
怎么樣 加入嗎 So, are you in?
好啊 也許吧 Oh, yeah! Probably.
也許? Probably?
我的意思是 當然 當然加入 I mean, yes! Yes, Of course, yes.
只是我現在手頭上有事 I just, have a lot going on right now.
在我們占領地球之前 I just need to get some things off my plate,
我得先把這些事解決了再說 before we start taking over the world, that's all.
你說什么 Excuse me?
沒事 沒事 我一定加入 No, no, forget it. 100%, I am in.
那是什么聲音 你們聽見了嗎 I think, what is that? Do you hear that?
那是艾格妮絲在叫我呢 I do. That's Agnes calling me, from undis...
絕對加入 Totally in!
你知道嗎 我不覺得他會加入我們 You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in.
伊迪絲 艾格妮絲 過來 Edith, Agnes, come on!
抱歉 Oops, sorry!
我們得馬上回家 You need to go home now!
瑪格在哪 Where is Margo?
瑪格 Margo!
快 我們要... Come on! We're...
你這是怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
我討厭男孩 I hate boys.
是啊 他們最討厭了 Yes, they stink.
不過親愛的 我們得走了 Now, sorry, honey, we got to go.
抱歉 Sorry.
寶利特 Hey, Paulito.
怎么了 What's the matter?
你好 愛德華多 Oh, hey, Eduardo.
露西 Lucia.
抱歉 寶利特平常不這樣的 I apologize. Paulito, is usually not like this.
有一次它也是這樣對... The same thing happened the other day with...
對格魯的 With Gru...
說到格魯 Speaking of Gru,
你瞧見他了嗎 have you seen him?
我得和他談談 I really need to talk to him.
我覺得他就在這附近 Yes, I think he's somewhere around here.
你們倆很親密吧 You two are close, no?
我也不清楚 Oh... I don't know.
我們 也沒那么親密啦 I mean, close, I wouldn't say we're, "Close".
他說我們很親密嗎 Why, did he say we're close?
他親口說的嗎 Did he say that?
他倒沒這么說過 It's not what he did say.
比如說 For instance,
他從沒說過 he never mentioned...
你們都在反惡人聯盟工作 That you were both working for the Anti-Villain League!
你得跟我走 You're coming with me.
糟了 Funky.
愛德華多真的就是猛爺嗎 So Eduardo's actually El Macho?
厲害 Cool!
不 一點都不厲害 No, it is not cool!
我第一眼就看穿他了 Once I pretty much knew it was him all along,
所以還是我比較厲害 so if anyone's cool, it's me.
格魯 Gru!
你好啊 尼法里奧博士 Well, Dr. Nefario.
猛爺盯上你了 El Macho's onto you.
他知道你是反惡人聯盟的人了 He knows you're working for the AVL.
而且他抓了你的搭檔 And, he's got your partner.
露西 Lucy?
那不可能 Well, that's, impossible.
她去澳大利亞了 She's on her way to Australia.
尼法里奧 Nefario!
抱歉 得走了 Sorry, got to go.
他抓了露西? He's got Lucy?
抓不了多久的 Not for long.
快點 Come on.
我們要去把她救出來 We're getting her out of there.
什么聲音 What was that?
什么都沒有啊 I don't see anything.
我的獨角獸 My unicorn!
艾格妮絲 快跑 Agnes, run!
過來 快 Come on! Hurry!
快關上 Move!
怎么了 What's the matter?
凱文 Kevin!
尼法里奧博士 你回來了 Dr. Nefario! You're back!
如假包換 In the flesh!
還帶著 Behold...
解藥 The Antidote.
快來 Come on.
這些爛果凍終于能派上用場了 It's time we put this horrible jelly to some good use.
你們倆給我專心點 Hey! Guys! Come on! Stay focus here!
該死啊 Curses!
又栽了 Foiled again!
他們倆把我抓住了 These guys captured me!
快上樹 Up that tree.
快 快 Hurry! Hurry!
你好 格魯 Hello, Gru!
干得漂亮 尼法里奧博士 Hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
解藥都摻進果凍里了 I put all antidote in the jelly.
雖然我很愿意造出邪惡軍隊來毀滅世界 I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world...
但誰都別想對付我的家人 But nobody messes with my family.
謝謝你 博士 Thank you, Doctor.
現在讓我們去救... Now let's go get the...
你好 Hi!
你把孩子們也帶來了 You brought the girls?
是啊 Yes.
不行嗎 Oh. Is that wrong?
我的怪物軍怎么了 What's happening... to my minions?
格魯 Gru?
你們 去解決剩下的怪物軍 You guys, take care of the rest of the minions.
我去救露西 I'm going to find Lucy.
嘗嘗果凍的厲害 長毛怪 Eat jelly, you furry freaks!
結束了 猛爺 It's over, El Macho.
露西在哪里 Now where is Lucy?
自己看吧 Let me show you.
你好 格魯 Oh. Hey, Gru!
你說對了 他果然是那個什么猛爺 Turns out you were right about the Polo Macho thing, huh?
一按這個按鈕 One push of this button,
火箭就會發射 and I send that rocket,
徑直沖進那個我詐死的火山里 straight into the same volcano where I faked my death.
只不過 Only this time...
這次真的會死 It's for real.
不 No!
我們本可一起統治世界的 格魯 We could have ruled the world together, Gru.
但現在 But now...
你等著受死吧 You're gonna die.
口紅槍 Lipstick taser!
他居然學我 Aww. He copied me.
我才不怕 I am not afraid,
你那個果凍槍 of your jelly guns.
這個可不是果凍槍 親愛的 Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, Sunshine.
別擔心 格魯 我沒事 Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine!
比這更糟糕的我都經歷過 I have survived lots worse than this.
好吧 其實沒有 Okay, that's not entirely true.
我都快嚇死了 Actually I'm kinda freaking out up here!
別擔心 我會救你出去的 Don't worry. I will get you out of this.
我真討厭這只雞 I really hate that chicken.
是剪紅線嗎 一定是紅線 Is that a red one? It's definitely the red one!
格魯 Gru!
沒時間了 Any time now!
露西 我們這次可能沒命了 Lucy, we may not get out of this alive.
所以我得問你個問題 So, I need to ask you a question.
你可得快點問 Uhh... Better make it quick!
如果我約你出去 If I asked you out on a date,
你會同意嗎 What would you have said?
你開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me?
愿意 Yes!
跳 Jump!
露西 Lucy?
露西 你在哪 Lucy, where are you?
露西 Ah... Lucy!
格魯 Gru!!
抱歉 Sorry.
看來你得留著手劃水呢 Guess you, kinda need your arms to tread water, huh?
他們還會回來的 They'll be back.
147次約會后 147 dates later...
我能說"好惡心"嗎 Can I be the first to say, eww!
好了 Okay.
不好意思 Excuse me!
不好意思 Hi, excuse me.
各位好 Hi, everybody.
我有話要說 I'd like to make some toast....
來吧 Okay.
她... She... umm...
她親吻我的傷口 She kisses my boo-boos
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair
我們愛你 親愛的媽媽 We Love You Mothers Everywhere
我的新媽媽露西無人能比 And my new Mom Lucy is beyond compare
為新娘和格魯舉杯 To bride! And Gru!
我好高興 I'm so happy!
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卑 鄙 的 我
北極圈 最高機密實驗室
3周了 還是一點頭緒都沒有 Three weeks, and we're still no close to cracking this.
好吧 把他帶過來 Right! Bring him in!
是的 長官 Yes, sir.
生日快樂 艾格妮絲
這是有史以來最棒的生日派對 This is the best party ever!
不好了 Oh, no!
有條龍正在逼近 A dragon is approaching!
別怕 英勇的騎士要來救我們了 Fear not, for here come the valiant knights to save us!
你說她不會來是什么意思 What do you mean she's not coming?
我后院一大群小女孩 I have a backyard full of these little girls
都指望著能看見仙女呢 who are counting on the visit from the Fairy Princess!
我不要退款 我要的是仙女 I do not want a refund! I want the Fairy Princess!
求你了 求你了 救人一命 Please, please, I'm begging you!
我咒你晚上睡不著覺 You know what? I hope you can't sleep at night,
因為你粉碎了小女孩的夢想 you crusher of little girls' dreams!
仙女什么時候來 Oh, oh, when's the Fairy Princess coming?
馬上就來 Any minute now!
拖住她們 Stall them!
魔術表演
好了 好了 okay, okay.
魔術表演到此為止 Alright, that's enough of the magic show!
等一下 你們聽到了嗎 Wait, did you hear that?
聽上去像是魔法仙塵的聲音 It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.
是仙女 It's the Fairy Princess,
她要來了 She's coming!
看 Look!
我是格魯花仙子 It is I, GruTinkerbell!
是最神奇的仙女 The most magical Fairy Princess of all!
今天我在這祝愿艾格妮絲小公主 I am here to wish Princess Agnes,
生日快樂 A very happy birthday!
仙女怎么這么胖 How come you're so fat?
因為 Because
我住在糖果屋里 my house is made of candy!
煩心的時候我就會吃糖果逃避現實 And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
仙女怎么會... How come you have...
好了 去吃蛋糕吧 Okay, time for cake!
謝謝你 格魯花仙子 Thank you, GruTinkerbell!
你是有史以來最棒的仙女 You're the best Fairy Princess ever!
不客氣 小女孩 You are welcome, little girl!
我知道是你 格魯 I know it's really you, Gru.
我在裝給其他小朋友看呢 I'm just pretending for the other kids.
你好 格魯 派對狂人先生 Hey there, Gru, Mister Life of the party!
你好 吉莉安 Hello, Jillian!
我知道這樣說有點唐突 So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
我朋友娜塔莉最近恢復了單身... but my friend Natalie, is recently single, and...
不不不 連門都沒有 No, no, no! Get off the limb, right now!
沒門 No limb.
拜托 她很會玩的 Come on! She's a riot!
愛唱卡拉OK 有大把時間 She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time,
對長相的要求也不高 looks aren't that important to her!
吉爾 這不可能 Look, Jill, it's not happening.
說真的 我自己很好 Seriously, I'm fine.
好吧 不說娜塔莉了 Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
我表妹琳達怎樣 How about my cousin Linda?
不 No.
我知道有個女的剛死了老公... Oh, I know someone whose husband just died...
抱歉 沒看到你在那里 I'm sorry, I did not see you there.
還是沒看到 Or there.
物種 未知
凱爾 凱爾 Kyle, Kyle,
凱爾 別尿在我的牽牛花上 Kyle, stop! Stop doing your business on the Petunias!
目標鎖定
去吧 尿在弗雷德的花上 尿爽點 There you go, go to Fred's. Go crazy.
好伙計 Good boy.
格魯先生 Mr. Gru?
什么 我沒有...什么事 What, I didn't, what.. Yes?
我是反惡人聯盟的特工露西·瓦爾德 Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
抱歉 Sorry.
你得跟我走一趟 You're gonna have to come with me.
抱歉 我...冰凍射線 Oh, sorry, I'm... Freeze Ray!
正確的方式是先開槍再喊 You really should announce your weapons after you fire them,
格魯先生 Mr. Gru.
做個示范 For example.
紅唇電擊 Lipstick taser!
效果真好 Oh, it works so good.
車子呢 Where is it?
真抱歉 Oh, Sorry.
給我進去 大塊頭 Get, in, there, you, big, man!
該死的 Whoa, curses.
跟針扎一樣 Pins and needles.
下午好 格魯先生 Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
好 Yeah.
抱歉用這種方法把你請來 I apologize for our methods in getting you here.
我倒不覺得 I don't!
我可以馬上再來一次 不騙你 I'd do it again in a heartbeat! I am not gonna lie,
我很享受抓捕他的每一刻 I enjoyed that. Every second of it,
感覺真是爽... Gave me bit of a buzz, actually...
夠了 瓦爾德特工 That's enough, Agent Wilde.
抱歉 Sorry.
好了 太過分了 Okay, this is bogus!
我不管你們以為自己是誰 但是... I don't know who you think you people are, but...
我們是反惡人聯盟 We are the Anti-Villain League.
是一個致力于 An ultra secret organization
對抗全球規模惡勢力的絕密組織 dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
搶劫銀行 我們懶得管 Rob a bank, we're not interested.
殺人放火 還是懶得管 Kill someone, not our deal.
但要是你想融化極地冰蓋 But you were to melt the polar ice caps,
或是蒸發富士山 or vaporize Mount Fuji,
甚至是 or even,
偷月亮 Steal the moon.
那就關我們事了 Then, we notice.
首先 你沒有證據證明是我做的 First of all, you got no proof that I did that.
其次 偷了之后我又放回去了 Second, after I did do that, I put it back.
這我們都知道 格魯先生 We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.
所以才請你來 That's why we brought you here.
我是聯盟的主席 賽拉斯·蘭皮谷 I am the league director, Silas Ramsbottom.
屁股 Bottom.
真好笑 Hilarious.
瓦爾德特工 Agent Wilde.
輪到我了? Oh, me now?
最近有個絕密的實驗室 Recently, an entire top secret lab disappeared
在北極圈消失了 from the Arctic Circle.
沒錯 整個實驗室 就這樣 Yeah. The entire lab, just...
消失了 它去哪了 Gone. Where did it go?
沒興趣知道 I don't care.
實驗室正在研究PX-41 The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41.
是一種變種血清 A transmutation serum.
你問我什么是PX-41 What is PX-41, you ask?
反正很可怕 It's pretty bad.
看 Look.
一般的兔寶寶不是這樣的 You usually don't see that in bunnies.
正如你所見 As you could see,
一旦落入壞人手中 In the wrong hands,
PX-41血清 the PX-41 serum,
可能成為地球上最具毀滅性的武器 could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.
幸運的是 Fortunately,
它有十分獨特的化學特質 it has a very distinct chemical footprint.
我們利用最新的化學追蹤技術 And, using the latest chem tracking technology,
在天堂商場發現它的蹤跡 we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall.
商場 A Mall.
沒錯 Precisely.
我們相信 And we believe that
那個犯罪高手就是這群店主之一 one of these shop owners is a master criminal.
所以才請你來 作為一名前惡棍 And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,
你肯定了解惡棍的思維和行動 you know how a villain thinks, and acts.
計劃是安排你到商場的店鋪里當臥底 The plan is, to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall,
希望你可以... where hopefully, you'll be able to...
好了 我知道是怎么回事了 Okay! I see where this is going
狗血的動作冒險劇情 with all the "Mission: Impossible" stuff.
我的回答是不 But no, no.
我現在身為人父 還是個守法的商人 I'm a father now. And, a legitimate businessman.
我在生產一系列美味的果醬和果凍 I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
果醬跟果凍啊 "Jams and jellies".
什么態度 Oh, attitude!
就是這樣 That's right!
謝謝 老子不干 So thanks, but no thanks.
給你個建議 與其把別人綁來言語相激 And here's a tip: instead of teasing people, and kidnapping them,
不如直接給他們打電話 maybe you should just give them a call!
再見 屁股先生 Good day, Mr. Sheepbutt!
是蘭皮谷 Ramsbottom.
是嗎 還是屁股好聽些 Oh, yeah, like I said it better!
也許我不該這樣說 Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but...
不過你當惡棍真是棒極了 Your work as a villain, was kind of, amazing.
要是你回心轉意想大干一場的話 So if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome.
給我們打電話 Give us a call.
我不是叫你們去睡覺了嗎 Hey, I told you guys to get to bed!
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
你什么時候去約會 So, when are you going on your date?
什么 What?
記得嗎 吉莉安小姐說給你安排了約會 Remember? Ms. Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.
她是個瘋子 我不會去約會的 Yeah, well, she is a nutjob and I'm not going on any date.
為什么 Why not?
難道你害怕 Are you scared?
你們看電視播的登月報道了嗎 Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV?
你能相信嗎 簡直酷斃了 Can you believe it? It's so cool!
-知道嗎 -打擾一下 麗薩 - You know what? - Excuse me, Lisa?
-前幾天我跟外星人講話了 -不會吧 - I talked to alien the other day. - no way.
他超可愛 He's so cute.
麗薩 我在想... Hey, Lisa, I was wondering...
格魯摸了麗薩 Gru touched Lisa!
麗薩得了"格魯病" Lisa's got Gruties!
害怕 怕什么 Scared? Of what?
女人 怎么會 Women? No!
胡說八道 That's bonkers!
我只是對約會不感興趣而已 就這樣 I just, I've no interest in going on a date, that's all!
結案陳詞 Case closed!
我不害怕 I'm not scared!
女人 Of women.
也不怕約會 Or dates.
睡覺吧 Let's go to bed.
晚安 伊迪絲 Goodnight, Edith.
晚安 瑪格 Goodnight, Margo.
慢著 hold the horses,
你給誰發短信呢 who are you texting?
沒有誰 是我朋友艾弗里 No one! Just my friend Avery.
艾弗里 艾弗里嗎 Avery. Eh? Avery?
女生還是男生 Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
這重要嗎 Does it matter?
不 這不重要 No! No, it doesn't matter,
除非是個男生 unless it's a boy!
我知道為什么你是男生 I know what makes you a boy.
你知道 Uhh, you do?
因為你是光頭 Your bald head.
是啊 Oh. Yes.
它好光滑 It's really smooth.
有時候我盯著它 Sometimes I stare at it,
就在想會不會有小雞蹦出來 and imagine a little chick popping out.
晚安 艾格妮絲 Goodnight, Agnes.
永遠別長大 Never get older.
蒂姆 發型不錯 Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
湯米 再堅持一下 伙計 Tommy, hang in there, baby!
快到周五了 It's almost Friday!
今天這批果凍如何 尼法里奧博士 So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?
我研發了新的配方 I developed a new formula which allowed me
能把各種漿果調成一個味 to get every known kind of berry in a one flavor of jelly.
好吃 That is good!
我喜歡這個味... Love the flavor of...
很難吃吧 It's horrible, isn't it?
怎么會 No, no!
我們已經有很大進展了 Oh, we're making great progress!
來 嘗嘗 Here, try some.
即使沒人喜歡 Just because everybody hates it,
也不代表它不好 doesn't mean it's not good!
聽我說 格魯 Listen, Gru. There's something
有件事我一直想跟你說 I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.
怎么了 What, what's wrong?
我懷念當惡棍的日子 I miss being evil.
圖謀不軌 大肆犯罪 Sinister plots, large-scale crimes,
這才是我活著的意義 It's what I live for!
你不覺得我們的前途不應該僅僅是果凍嗎 I mean, don't you think there's more for our future than jelly?
我在考慮加一條果醬生產線 Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
格魯 我已經另謀出路了 The thing is, Gru, I've now been recruited elsewhere.
尼法里奧博士 Dr. Nefario!
別鬧了 Oh, come on.
你在跟我開玩笑吧 You're kidding, right?
這對我而言是個好機會 This is a great opportunity for me,
能過上更邪惡 更入流的生活 live a life more evil, more central.
好吧 Very well.
我們來給你送行 Let us give you, the proper send-off.
小子們 Minions!
向尼法里奧博士 The highest honor awarded,
致以最崇高的敬意 to Dr. Nefario,
感謝你多年以來盡心服務 for your years of service,
鳴屁槍21響 the 21 Fart Gun Salute!
我數到有22響 Uhh, I counted twenty-two.
再見 我的朋友們 Farewell, my friends.
我還得再飄一會 This may take a while.
你們繼續工作吧 Go about your business!
我已經開始想念你們了 I miss you already!
你好 Ehh? Oh, Hello!
你確定我們這樣做好嗎 Are you sure we should be doing this?
當然 這是為了他好 Yes, it's for his own good.
約會網
好的 我們得選張照片 Okay, we need to choose a picture.
不行 No.
太嚇人 Scary.
太奇怪 Weird.
那是什么 What is that?
早上好 姑娘們 我要宣布一件大事 Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
你長得像哪個名人 Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
美國著名演員
布魯斯·威利斯 Bruce Willis.
不像 Hmmm. No.
童話集《鵝媽媽童謠》中的人物
矮胖子 Humpty Dumpty!
電影《魔戒》中的人物
咕嚕 Oooh, Gollum!
好吧 你們在做什么 Okay, what are you doing?
我們在幫你網上約會 We're setting you off for online dating!
好吧 什么 Oh. Okay, what!?
不行不行不行 No, no, no, no, no, no.
別這樣嘛 Oh, come on.
很有趣的 It's fun.
你也該找個伴兒了 And it's time for you to get out there.
不行 別說了 沒人要去找伴兒 No, stop. No one is ever getting out there!
沒人 Ever!
好了 Okay...
現在 宣布大事 Now, for the announcement.
我接受了一份新工作 I have accepted a new job!
真的嗎 Wow, really?
真的 我被一家 Yes, I have been recruited
絕密機構聘用了 by a top secret agency
任務是當臥底 拯救世界 to go undercover and save the world.
你要去當間諜嗎 You're gonna be a spy?
一點沒錯 寶貝 That's right, baby!
格魯要重出江湖了 Gru's back in the game
我會擁有各種裝備 武器 還有靚車 with gadgets, and weapons and cool cars!
哦 天哪 Oh! dear!
好厲害 Awesome!
你真的會拯救世界嗎 Are you really gonna save the world?
沒錯 沒錯 Yes. Yes, I am.
禿鷹美發會所
烤出好心情
"Bake My Day".
這是杯形蛋糕的做法 我從網上下載的 Alright, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the internet.
別灑太多糖霜 And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
真是意外 Wasn't expecting that!
還是意料之中 Or was I?
你臉上有... Oh, you, you got, you got....
一點點... Umm... umm... a little...
我來幫你擦吧 Here, I'll get it.
越擦越臟了 Uhmm, it's just spreading.
好了 好了 我自己擦 Alright, alright. I got this.
別擦了 Stop it!
你自己擦吧 I'll let you get it.
你剛看到的是 What you just saw there was a little something new
我一直在研究的新東西 I've been working on. It's a combination of
是柔道 以色列防衛術 Jujitsu, Krav maga,
阿茲特克戰斗術和小丑舞的結合 Aztec warfare, and Krumping.
好吧 這太奇怪了 Okay, that's weird.
你為什么會在這里 Why are you here?
賽拉斯派我來的 On assignment from Silas.
我是你的新搭檔 I'm your new partner!
什么 不行 What? No!
不用興奮 No , "Yay!".
蘭皮谷沒提過搭檔的事 Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.
貌似是因為你的斑斑劣跡 Well, seems that because of your checkered past,
所以沒人愿意跟你合作 everyone else refused to work with you.
但我愿意 But not me!
我挺身而出了 I stepped up!
我是新來的 無論如何也得服從命令 And I'm new. So I'm gonna have to do what they tell me anyway.
你認識他嗎 You know this guy?
認識 他是我的小卒之一 Yes, he's one of my minions.
真對不起 Ohh... I'm sorry.
我應該猜到的 I should have known.
你可以走了 You are free to go!
戴夫 Dave!
地面呼叫戴夫 Earth to Dave!
你現在可以走了 You can leave now.
我們有什么情報 So, what do we got?
嫌疑人有哪些 Who's on the list ?
全部告訴我 Fire them at me.
嫌疑人一號 First suspect,
"紅花綠葉"的老板 The head of Bloom and Top,
她也是"老媽大過天"花店的老板 proprietor of the Mum's the World floral shop.
不 不是她 No, not her.
好的 Okay.
繼續 Moving on...
恰德·肯尼 "塞塞熊"的老板 Chad Kenny, owner of "Stuff a Bear".
我覺得不是 I don't think so.
有人嗎 Hello?
早上好 我的朋友們 Buenos Dias, my friends!
我叫 I am,
愛德華多·裴瑞茲 Eduardo Perez.
莎莎餐廳的老板 Owner of "Salsa & Salsa" Restaurant,
我的店在商場那邊 across the mall.
現在供應早餐 Now open for breakfast.
你是? And you are?
格魯 這位是露西 Gru! And this is Lucy,
我們打烊了 and we are closed.
只要一會會兒就好 This is just gonna take un momento.
墨西哥傳統節日 為慶祝墨西哥軍隊擊敗法國殖民軍而設立
我要開一個盛大的五月五節日派對 I am throwing a big Cinco De Mayo party.
要買200個你們這里最好的杯形蛋糕 And I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes.
蛋糕上裝飾 Decorated with,
墨西哥國旗 the Mexican Flag.
國旗是這個樣子的 It looks something like this.
意下如何 What do you think?
好了 我得走了 就這么定了 Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
我下禮拜來拿 I'll pick them up next week.
祝你們愉快 Have a good day!
有空過來串門吧 Come by if you get a chance, okay?
歡迎來到 商場大家庭 And welcome, to the Mall family.
猛爺 El Macho!
什么 What?
不可能 This couldn't be!
什么不可能 What... what couldn't be?
那家伙和20年前的一個惡人 That guy, looks exactly like a villain named,
猛爺 "El Macho"
長得一模一樣 from about 20 years ago.
他心狠手辣 He was ruthless.
是個危險人物 He was dangerous.
人如其名 And as the name implies,
猛極了 very macho!
他以赤手空拳去搶劫 He had a reputation of pulling a heist,
而聞名于世 using only his bare hands!
可惜的是 猛爺跟所有偉人一樣 Ah, but sadly, like all the greats,
死得太早 El Macho was gone, too soon.
他選擇了世間最猛的死法 He died in the most macho way possible.
騎著一條鯊魚 Riding a shark,
胸口綁著250磅炸藥 with 250 pounds dynamites strapped to his chest,
跳進了一座活火山的噴出口 into the mouth, of an active volcano!
場面相當壯觀 It was glorious!
按你的說法 猛爺不是已經死了嗎 Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead?
沒人找到他的尸體 They never found the body.
沒人找到 Oh, no.
能找到的只有 All that was ever retrieved,
一坨 was a pile,
燒焦的胸毛 of singed chest hair.
那張臉 That face!
他一定是猛爺 It has got to be El Macho.
我們倆夜闖他的餐廳怎么樣 So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant.
今晚就去 Tonight.
好主意 Yes, that's good.
我告訴你 Because I'm telling you,
如果PX-41血清真的在這里 if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,
那就一定在他手上 it's him!
好了 好了 作業做完了 Alright, alright, homework done,
睡衣穿上了 牙也刷了 該睡覺了 pyjamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
怎么那么急 What's the big hurry?
我有很多工作要做 I just, I have a lot of work to do.
工作? Work?
什么樣的工作 What kind of work?
很重要的生意 Very important business.
抱抱 親親 So hugs, kisses.
晚安 做個好夢 別讓臭蟲 Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs...
吧啦吧啦吧啦 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
但你說過要幫我 But you said you'd help me
練習母親節那天的表演 practice my part for the mother's day show.
好吧 好吧 Fine, fine.
我來聽聽看 抓緊時間 Let me hear it, quickly.
她親吻我的傷口 "She kisses my boo-boos.
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair.
我的媽媽無人能比 My mother is beyond compare.
我們愛你 親愛的媽媽 We love you, mothers everywhere."
真是 讓人眼前一亮 Wow, that was, something else!
我很喜歡你最后的那個微笑 I really like the way you smiled at the end.
我們再來一次 Let's try this one more time
稍微別那么像僵尸 but a tinsy-bit less like a zombie.
好嗎 Okay?
好的 Okay.
她親吻我的傷口 "She kisses my boo-boos.
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair..."
完美 我該走了 Perfect! Time to go.
我覺得我不該去表演 I don't think I should do this.
什么意思 Wha.... what do you mean?
為什么不去 Why not?
我根本就沒有媽媽 I don't even have a mom.
不一定要有媽媽 Well, you don't need one
才能表演 to do the show.
我的意思是 I mean,
你參加了退伍軍人節的游行 you did the Veterans Day pageant.
但你并沒上過戰場 You haven't been in combat.
不一樣的 This is different.
好吧 那你可以用你的想象力 Okay, well, then, maybe you can just use your imagination.
你是說 我假裝有個媽媽嗎 You mean, I pretend I have a mom?
是的 Yes.
對吧 你能做到吧 Right? You can do that, can't you?
能 我一直都是這么做的 Yeah! I do that all the time.
謝謝你 格魯 Thanks, Gru!
好了 Okay,
不行 No, hey...
拜托 Please...
凱文 杰瑞 幫我看好孩子 Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?
戴夫 斯圖爾特 跟我過來 快點 Dave, Stewart, come this way, with me. Come on!
快點 Come on!
來了來了 Yeah, yeah!
莎莎餐廳
我們是潛行的忍者 We're stealth ninjas.
我們無聲無息 We make no sound.
沒錯 Right.
好了 猛爺 你死定了 Alright, El Macho, you're going down.
等等 等等 Wait! Wait.
什么 What?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
看看有沒有激光警報器 Checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
這里是家餐廳 It's a restaurant!
你可說不準這家伙會設什么樣的陷阱 You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could've set.
對吧 Huh? Come on.
這里沒有陷阱 There are no booby traps.
陷阱 Hah! Booby!
是只雞 Huh... it's a chicken.
你迷路了嗎 小家伙 Are you lost, little guy?
你一定是迷路了 You must be lost.
搞笑 看門雞 Hah! Some guard dog!
不不不 No, no, no!
快把它趕走 快把它趕走 快把它趕走 Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
抓到你了 I got you!
我抓到了 I got it!
那只雞到底怎么了 What is wrong with that chicken?
雞雞復嘰嘰 Hey, that Pollo is Loco.
不好笑嗎 No?
好了 走吧 Okay, let's go.
找到什么了嗎 You getting anything?
沒 No.
還沒有 Not yet.
不過 看看用X光眼鏡可以發現點什么 But hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles!
有用嗎 告訴我 告訴我 How is it working, tell me, tell me!
怎么了 有什么不對頭嗎 What's wrong? Something wrong?
這景象我會永生難忘 That is an image I'll never get out of my brain!
我就知道 I knew it!
血清在這里 The serum's in here!
我們快去拿吧 Ooh, then let's get it!
真是太好了 This is going to be good!
什么 What?
莎 莎 醬 秘 方
這是 莎莎醬嗎 This is, Salsa?
靠 怎么會 Aww, man...
有人今晚要玩完了 Somebody is going to die tonight.
啊 寶利特 Oh.. Paulito!
寶利特 Paulito,
寶利特 你能聽見我嗎 Paulito, can you hear me?
竟然會對這小萌雞下毒手 Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?
誰在哪 Who's there?
你不出來 我就進去了 You coming out, or am I gonna go in?
別跑 Stop!
我的眼睛 My eyes!
格魯 叫你的小不點們過來 Gru, call in your munchkins!
快出動 來救我們 Get it started, come get us!
距離真"近" Oooh. So long.
我們在這 Over here!
在這里 Over here.
在 Over...
這里 Here.
抱緊我 Hold tight!
抓住你了 I have you now!
哇 冰淇淋 Yay! Ice cream!
格魯 他在那里 Gru! There he is.
嫌疑犯八號 Suspect number 8.
弗洛伊德·禿鷹君 Floyd Eagle-san.
好吧 Well, Okay.
試試能不能靠近點 See if you can get closer.
快去 Go. Go!
好吧 Alright.
搞什么 What the...
警 告
極度高溫
不要啊 Oh, no...
情況不妙 That's not good!
等一下 Hey, wait!
你好 格魯 Hi, Gru!
姑娘們 Oh, girls!
你們在這里干什么 What are you doing here?
我們想來看看你工作 Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work!
你在垃圾桶里拯救世界嗎 So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?
真好笑 Funny.
你在這里啊 Hey! There you are!
這是誰 Oh, who's this?
露西 她們是我的女兒 Lucy, these are my girls.
瑪格 伊迪絲和艾格妮絲 Margo, Edith and Agnes.
姑娘們 這是露西 Girls, Lucy.
露西 這是姑娘們 Lucy, Girls.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你單身嗎 Are you single?
我的老天 Oh. Goodness.
對了 我有個主意 Oh, hey! I have an idea,
露西和我有很多事情要做 Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,
你們為什么不去逛街呢 Why don't you girls go and explore the mall?
拿著這些錢 去買些沒用的玩意吧 Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.
頭繩什么的 Some headbands...
你會娶露西嗎 Are you gonna marry Lucy?
你發瘋了嗎 Are you out of your gorf?
不會的 她只是個同事 No! She just works with me.
你愛上她啦 Plus you love her.
你愛她 You love her!
你真的真的很愛她 You really, really love her!
好了 別說了 Okay, stop.
胡說八道 我連喜歡她都談不上 These are sordid lies. I don't even like her.
快去玩吧 Now go have fun.
差點忘了 Almost forgot!
祝你拯救世界好運 拜拜 Good luck saving the world! Bye!
拜拜 格魯 Bye, Gru!
這就是孩子 Kids, right?
她們可真 好玩 They're, funny.
那些女孩很崇拜你 Those girls totally adore you.
我覺得你是個有趣的爸爸 I think you're a fun dad.
當然 我超有趣的 Huh. I'm pretty fun.
這是偷竊行為 That's stealing.
如果我的愿望是一百個免費硬幣就不算了 Not if my wish was to ever get a hundred free coins.
雨天終究會放晴 This rainy day is temporary
人海中他鶴立雞群 The contrast is why we got him
陽光在那烏云后 Cause sunshine due is just a cloud
后后后 吼吼吼 Away way way way way way
吼吼吼 吼吼吼 Way way way way way way
一時失意又怎樣 So what you blown a fuse
人生低谷人人有 Well that happens to us all
風水總是輪流轉 When I come with great news
卷土再重來 來來來 唻唻唻 The day could change. Change change change
眼鏡真棒 Cool glasses.
我叫安東尼奧 I'm Antonio.
我叫瑪格 I'm Margo.
我正要去吃甜點 I was just going to get a cookie.
想一起來嗎 Care to join me?
那個 當然 Uhh... sure...
我叫瑪格 I'm, Margo.
我過一會再來找你們 Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later.
拜拜 Bye!
我能說"好惡心"嗎 Can I be the first to say, "Eww"!
我們必須告訴格魯 We got to go tell Gru!
好了 我進來了 Alright, I'm going in.
如果有血清的跡象 If it picks up any traces of the serum,
你的皮帶扣就會發出這樣的聲音 the center of your belt buckle will make a sound like this.
好了 我聽到了 聽到了 Okay. I get it. I get it.
歡迎 Welcome,
來到禿鷹美發俱樂部 to "Eagle Hair Club".
你也是時候來了 It's about time you showed up.
格魯先生 Mr. Gru.
你知道我的名字嗎 You know my name?
每當頭頂缺毛的人走進商場時 When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged,
我就有責任去了解他們 I make it my business to know all about them.
你都禿了 真是可憐 You're bald. And that is bad.
好好呆著 小寶貝 Here you go, my sweet.
我還沒有任何發現 I'm getting nothing so far.
看來你得到處找找 I think you need to look around.
咦 這個挺有趣 Wow, this looks interesting.
這是什么 What is it?
看來你是一位藝術愛好者 I take it you're an art lover?
沒有血清 No serum.
沒那么愛好 Yeah, not so much.
這個迷人的小玩意又是什么 Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
這可不是小玩意 I hardly call it trinket,
-格魯先生 國際...-沒有 - Mr. Gru. International... - Nothing.
我沒興趣 Yeah, I don't care.
等等 我收到信號了 Hold on, I'm picking up something.
就在墻后面 Behind that wall!
這是些什么 Ahh... What do we have here?
這些是試戴的假發 These are my trial wigs.
你應該拿一頂 You should take one.
免了 No, thanks.
墻那邊是什么 So what's on the other side of the wall?
你這人 看著我 集中精力 You are! Look at me! Focus!
格魯 Gru?
我保證 這假發會徹底改變你 I promise, that this wig will transform you,
告別丑陋 重塑魅力 from ugly, to irresistible.
瑪格交男朋友啦 Margo has a boyfriend!
他們還去約會了 And they're going on a date!
約會 男朋友 什么 Date?! Boyfriend?! What?!
她去那邊了 There she goes!
你真是風趣 Oh, you're so funny.
惡心 Gross!
看看 他們相愛了 Look, they're in love!
不不不 別那么說 他們可沒有 Oh, no, no. Do not say that they're---no, no, no!
我的夢想是 有一天 能以玩游戲為生 And my dream, is to one day, play video games for a living.
你真是有思想 You're so complicated.
瑪格 Margo.
這什么情況 What is going on here?
喔 格魯 Oh, Gru.
這位是 安東尼奧 Sellama, Antonio.
而我是 瑪格 Mellamo, Margo.
你拍一我拍一 Mellamo Lama Ding Dong.
我管你是誰 Who cares.
我們走 Let's go.
周二免費 Get it free on Tuesdays.
爸爸 Papa!
見到你太高興了 老朋友 So good to see you again, mi compadre!
原來你已經認識我爸爸了 Oh.. I see you have already met my father.
搞什么 爸爸 What the... father?
是啊 世界太瘋狂 Si! Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh?
來坐下 讓我招待你 Come, sit! Let me get you something.
看看你 Oh, look at you!
他喜歡我 He likes me!
對不起 寶利特通常都 Oh... I'm sorry. Paulito is usually,
很友好的 very friendly.
他昨晚受驚了 He had a rough night.
那個 我們真的要走了 Well, we really should be going.
姑娘們 走吧 Girls, come on.
真可惜 That is a pity.
年輕的愛情 多美好啊 是吧 Young love, is beautiful, no?
不要 No!
他們才沒相愛 他們壓根不怎么認識 They are not in love. They hardly know each other.
你說的對 大哥 You are right, cabeza del nuevo.
他們必須好好了解下對方 They must get to know each other better.
安東尼奧 Antonio,
你為何不邀請你的女友及其家人 Why don't you invite your girlfriend? And her family.
參加我們的五月五派對呢 To our Cinco De Mayo party.
不 不 No, no...
去 Si!
對不起 你是說猛爺 I'm sorry, El Macho?
莎莎醬烏龍事件后他不是解除嫌疑了嗎 Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect after the whole "Salsa" Incident?
是的 不過有新情況 Yes, but there has been a new development,
我告訴你 就是他 and I'm telling you, this is the guy.
你必須立刻拘捕他 You need to arrest him immediately.
還有 And!
他那帥到爆的兒子 His deviously charming son.
我確定他兒子也有份 I'm pretty sure that the son is involved too.
肯定有份 The son, also!
你必須抓住他兒子 You got to get the son!
我認為他兒子才是主謀 I think that the son is the mastermind.
他那種神情 There's a look,
眼中透著邪惡 我恨死了 there's a devilish look in his eyes, and I don't like it!
好吧 但是我沒有看到任何證據 Yes, but I don't believe seeing any evidence...
證據個屁 我相信直覺 直覺告訴了我 Evidence, schmevidence, I go with my gut, and my gut tells me,
你們要找的人就是猛爺 that this guy is El Macho.
把他關起來 Lock him up,
還有他兒子 lock up the son,
別忘了他兒子 don't forget about the son!
那孩子 讓我不寒而栗 The kid, gives me the creeps!
天哪 天哪 天哪 Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear...
事情也有好的一面 But, on the less crazy side of things,
格魯在禿鷹美發會所找到了血清的蹤跡 Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!
真有趣 Hmm. Interesting.
你知道是誰辦到的嗎 Yeah! And you know who made that happen?
是他 搞定了 This guy. Nailed it.
厲害吧 Amazing, right?
不 我是說 No, I mean...
當然 但犯人不是他 Sure, but it's not him!
是猛爺 It is El Macho...
格魯先生 Mr. Gru,
拜托 Please...
就是猛爺 我會證明給你看 No, it is him and I will prove it.
格魯 拜托 Gru, come on.
他真的以為是猛爺 He really thinks it's El Macho.
你看出來了嗎 Can you tell him?
夏日姍姍 天氣炎炎 In the summer time when the weather is high
藍藍天空 觸手可及 You can stretch right up and touch the sky
當天氣靜好 When the weather's fine,
海邊垂釣 海里暢游 We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
開心又快樂 We're always happy
享受生活 才是人生真諦 Life's for livin' yeah, that's our philosophy
大家一起唱起來 Sing along with us
我們很歡樂 Yeah we're hap-happy
快給我 Give me that!
凱文 Kevin,
無線網斷了 the wi-fi's out!
凱文 Kevin?
萊克斯 Hey, Lex,
凱文到底哪去了 Where the heck is Kevin?
好吧 我們得回顧一下 Alright, we need to revisit
你們的休假時間了 the number of vacation days you guys get.
都到哪里撒歡去了 I can't find anybody anymore!
格魯 我是吉莉安 Gru, it's Jillian!
我有個好消息 I've got good news!
我帶了朋友珊儂過來 I have my friend Shannon here with me.
你們倆可以出去吃吃飯 I was thinking you two could get some grub.
開懷暢飲 You know, tear it up,
看看怎么樣 see what happens.
開門啊 Open up!
艾格妮絲 艾格妮絲 Agnes! Agnes,
告訴吉莉安 我不在家 tell Jillian, I'm not here.
格魯不在家 Gru's not here!
真的嗎 Are you sure?
當然 他剛說的 Yes, he just told me!
我是說 不 他沒說 I mean no, he didn't just tell me.
艾格妮絲 格魯在哪 Agnes, where is Gru?
他在 抹口紅 He's, putting on lipstick.
他在 打蒼蠅 He's, swatting a fly.
他在 割腦袋 He's, chopping a head off!
他在 便便 He's... pooping?
我知道你在家 格魯 I know you're in there, Gru.
這次你逃不掉了 There's no way you're getting out of this.
不得不說我一開始很緊張 I have to tell you I was so nervous about tonight.
這年頭那么多騙子 I mean there's just so many phonies out there.
是啊 我懂 Yes, I hear you.
你常健身嗎 So, do you work out?
這個... Well...
顯然沒有 I mean, obviously you don't.
你會考慮去健身嗎 But would you consider it?
身材對珊儂來說可是非常重要 Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.
你也看的出來 是吧 As you can tell, right?
看出來了 Ah, I can tell.
別鬧了 Call it!
我們是在餐廳 We are in a restaurant,
你知道吧 you know?
你好 露西點的外帶 Hi, take out for Lucy.
好的 稍等 Sure, just a sec.
你口音太奇怪了 Your accent is so exotic.
非常感謝 Ah..Well, thank you very much.
-我原來 -我有個認識的人能幫到你 - I was...- I know someone who can fix that for you.
你很快就能改掉口音了 And you'll be talking normal in no time!
這里好熱啊 Whew... Is it hot in here?
東西好吃嗎 How's the food?
等等 等等 Wait a minute, wait a minute...
你是戴假發嗎 Are you wearing a wig?
什么 What?
不是 Ah, I don't think so.
我就知道 I knew it.
你是個騙子 You're a phony.
我痛恨騙子 I hate phonies.
什么 我的頭發是真的 Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine!
不是 根本不是 No, they're not!
你知道我要做什么嗎 You know what I'm gonna do?
我要把它 從你的腦袋上扯下來 I'm gonna rip that thing off your head
讓大家都知道 and show everyone
你是個禿頭大騙子 what a bald-headed phony you are.
你休想 這位小姐 I don't think so, Miss Lady.
喂 Hello?
醒醒 你怎么 Hello. Are you...
你好 格魯 Hey, Gru.
你好 Hello!
露西 Lucy.
最近怎么樣 How are you doing?
看來你的約會對象醉倒了 Wow, looks like your date's out for the count.
就像有人給她打了一針鎮定劑似的 It's like she's been shot with a mild tranquilizer.
不要 Noooo...
眨眼睛意思是 我真的給她打了鎮定劑 Yeah, I'm winking 'cause that's what actually happened.
打擾了 發生了什么 Excusi, what's happening here?
她不喜歡嗎 She no like?
她只是 Oh, she's just, uhh...
知道了 知道了 Oh.. Oh-ho-ho.. Si! Si.
我們送她回家吧 Shall we take her home?
你剛剛的約會 Well, I think you did it.
堪稱史上最糟約會 You just officially had the worst date ever.
可不是嗎 Ohh. Tell me about it.
別擔心 Don't worry.
以后總不至于比這更糟 對吧 It can only get better from here, right?
如果真的更糟 我的飛鏢槍借你 But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.
我有幾次就派上用場了 I do use it on, one or two dates myself.
和約會比起來 Yeah, you know as far as dates go,
我覺得獨自一人更好 I think I'm good with just, the one.
晚安 搭檔 Good night, partner.
今晚很好玩 This was fun.
是啊 的確是 Yes, surprisingly, it was.
私下告訴你 Oh, and just between you and me,
我覺得你光頭更好看 You look much better bald.
明天見 See you tomorrow!
說起來很瘋狂 It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
陽光明媚 一身輕松 Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
我像個要升空的熱氣球 I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
這么說 約會很順利吧 So, I take it the date went well?
不 糟糕透了 No, it was horrible.
什么都無所謂 Like I don't care baby by the way
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也無憂無慮 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也快樂至上 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你懂快樂的重要性 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你正想拍手 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
什么也不能令我沮喪 Bring me down, can't nothing
誰也不可能讓我悲傷 Bring me Down, my level is too high
什么也不能令我沮喪 Bring me down, can't nothing
我從不悲傷 Bring me down, I said
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也無憂無慮 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
因為我很快樂 Because I'm happy
如果你也懷揣夢想 就一起拍拍手 Clap along if you know what's best what you wanna do
蘭皮谷先生 Mr. Ramsbottom?
你好 Oh, hello.
你怎么在這里 What are you doing here?
我們抓到他了 We got him.
抓到誰了 Got who?
弗洛伊德·禿鷹君 Floyd Eagle-san.
特工昨晚找到了他店里的密室 Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night,
并且 and, uh,
發現了這個 discovered this.
已經空了 但還有少量PX-41血清殘留 It's empty but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it.
就是他了 He is our man.
雖然沒指望上你 但我們還是搞定了 So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
我是被陷害的 I was framed!
這次你逃不掉的 You won't get away with this!
把你們的臟手拿開 Get your mitts off of me!
好吧 Alright, so...
現在怎么辦 What now?
你可以回去忙你的生意了 Well, now, you're free to go back to your business.
果醬和果凍 Hmmm! Jams and jellies.
而瓦爾德特工 And it looks like Agent Wilde
會被調到澳大利亞分部 will be transferring to our Australian branch.
澳大利亞 Australia?
是的 Yes.
感謝你所做的一切 But thank you, for everything.
雖然你什么也沒做 And by everything, of course I mean, nothing.
自己保重吧 格魯先生 Toodles and cheerio, Mr. Gru.
你好 Hey there.
你好 Hey.
我們抓到他了 So, we got him.
太好了 Yay!
棒極了 That's great.
你要去澳大利亞了嗎 And now you're going to Australia?
還沒最終確定下來 Well, it's not definite yet.
我還在考慮 I'm still figuring it out.
已經開始練習口音了 Already been working on my accent.
模仿澳大利亞口音
休·杰克曼 Hugh Jackman
澳大利亞著名男演員
很興奮 Pretty excited.
很棒 Great.
祝你好運 Well, good luck.
謝謝 Thanks.
你也是 You, too.
給 我想把這個送給你 Oh, here. I wanted to give you this.
你的口紅槍 Your lipstick taser?
是的 算是個留念吧 Yeah, it's just a memento.
就是 你知道的 Just... you know.
我們初次見面時我用的那支 From, the first time we met.
謝謝你 露西 Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
瓦爾德特工 Agent Wilde?
他們在叫你了 Well, it looks like they need you.
那你 So...
是啊 Yeah...
我得走了 I better go.
再見 格魯 Bye, Gru.
我給你帶了把傘 I brought you an umbrella.
謝謝你 Ah, thank you.
你在外面做什么 What are you doing out here?
記得你說過我喜歡露西嗎 Remember when you said that I liked Lucy?
其實 Well, it turns out...
你說得對 You are right.
真的嗎 Really?
真的 但是 Yes, but...
她就要搬走了 Well, she's moving away.
我再也見不到她了 I'm never going to see her again.
我能幫得上忙嗎 Is there anything I can do to help?
不 I don't...
不能 親愛的 I don't think so, sweetheart.
那你自己能做點什么嗎 Well is there anything you could do?
你好 露西 我是格魯 Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
我知道 I know...
到目前為止 Up to this point,
我們的關系僅限于工作 our relationship has been strictly professional.
而且你就要前往澳大利亞 And you're leaving for Australia and all...
但是 But...
我想問你 Okay, here is the question.
你愿不愿意 Would you like to
和我出去約會 to go out on a date
才怪 Ayyy... No.
這樣可不行 Okay, that's not helping.
來吧 Alright. Here we go.
這次來真的 For real this time.
露西·瓦爾德 電話(626) 584-5923
我可以的 I can do this.
我恨你 I hate you.
五月五 Cinco de mayo
這地方太炫了 This place is awesome!
好吧 我們去玩吧 Okay, let's party!
但首先 我們重溫一下規矩 But, first, let us go over the rules!
沒有規矩哪有歡樂呢 Because, what is fun without the rules.
艾格妮絲 別吃太多 Agnes, easy on the churros.
伊迪絲 不許殺人 Edith, try to not kill anyone.
瑪格 Margo,
你好 格魯先生 Hello, Mr. Gru.
好吧 Argh... okay.
格魯 Gru!
你和男孩之間 There must be a standard 6 feet of space,
至少保持6英尺距離 between you and boys.
尤其是這個男孩 Especially this boy.
你真幽默 Ah, you are a funny man.
沒有規矩 先生 There are no rules, senor.
這可是五月五節 It's Cinco De Mayo!
來吧 盡情歡樂吧 Come on! Let's party and relax!
你怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
沒什么 什么事都沒有 Oh, nothing. Nothing's wrong.
在試著冷靜下來 I'm just chilling.
蘸著鱷梨醬 With the guac,
吃我的薯片帽 from my chip hat.
格魯 拜托 Gru, please.
我太清楚這種表情了 I know that look all too well.
這是心碎的表情 It is the look of a broken heart.
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
相信我 朋友 Believe me, my friend.
我也曾在無數個夜晚中 I, too, have spent many nights
想將內心的悲傷深埋于 trying to drown my sorrows,
鱷梨色拉醬中 in Guacamole.
你嗎 You?
沒錯 Yes.
但是 But,
我們挺過來了 we are survivors.
我們遠遠不是 There is much more to us,
表面看起來那么簡單 than meets the eye.
玩的開心點 Enjoy the party.
什么 What?
你想來點花生仁或小脆餅嗎 Would you like some peanuts or pretzels?
這笑話真有意思 That's a good joke.
我剛剛拉了粑粑哦 I just did a boom-boom.
請您趕快做出選擇 I really need you to make a choice now.
我選格魯 I choose Gru.
我選格魯 I choose Gru!
謝謝你 格魯空中小姐 Thank you, Gru stewardess!
不用謝 You're welcome!
你還是那么厲害 我的朋友 You have not lost your touch, my friend.
我就知道 I knew it!
你就是猛爺 You are El Macho.
沒錯 That's right!
沒人相信我 Nobody believed me!
但我知道你根本沒死 But I knew you weren't dead.
當然 Of course not.
我只是詐死 I merely faked my death.
但現在 But now...
該是我 It's time for me,
回歸邪惡的完美時刻了 to make a spectacular return to evil.
博士 Doctor!
我覺得現在是時候 I think it's time,
給格魯展示 to show Gru,
我們的研究成果了 what we're up to here?
尼法里奧博士 Dr. Nefario?
很高興見到你 格魯 Nice to see you, Gru!
這就是你的新工作? Whaaa... So this is your new job opportunity?
沒錯 Absolutely.
你一定會喜歡這個的 You're gonna like this.
抱歉 我借用了你的小不點們 Sorry. I had to borrow some of your minions,
但絕對物有所值 but it was for a worthy cause.
凱文 Oooh.. Kevin!
不 他已經不是凱文了 No, he is not Kevin anymore!
現在 Now...
他是個堅不可摧 He is an indestructible,
不會思考的 mindless,
殺人機器 killing machine!
看著吧 Just watch this.
最厲害的就是 And here's the best part:
我有整整一支軍隊呢 I got an army of them!
不久 Soon,
我就會把它們 I will unleash them,
釋放到世界各處 on the world!
如果有任何人 And if anyone,
試圖阻止它們 anyone tries to stop them...
那座城市就會被吃掉 The city gets eaten!
我們可以合作 We can do it together!
合作? Together?
對 合作 Together!
多年來我一直欽佩你的工作成果 朋友 I have admired your work for years, amigo.
盜月大計 Stealing the moon?
簡直太贊了 Are you kidding?
我們定會勢不可擋 We would be unstoppable.
你 Men like you,
加上我 men like me...
我們能夠統治世界 We, should be ruling the world!
怎么樣 加入嗎 So, are you in?
好啊 也許吧 Oh, yeah! Probably.
也許? Probably?
我的意思是 當然 當然加入 I mean, yes! Yes, Of course, yes.
只是我現在手頭上有事 I just, have a lot going on right now.
在我們占領地球之前 I just need to get some things off my plate,
我得先把這些事解決了再說 before we start taking over the world, that's all.
你說什么 Excuse me?
沒事 沒事 我一定加入 No, no, forget it. 100%, I am in.
那是什么聲音 你們聽見了嗎 I think, what is that? Do you hear that?
那是艾格妮絲在叫我呢 I do. That's Agnes calling me, from undis...
絕對加入 Totally in!
你知道嗎 我不覺得他會加入我們 You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in.
伊迪絲 艾格妮絲 過來 Edith, Agnes, come on!
抱歉 Oops, sorry!
我們得馬上回家 You need to go home now!
瑪格在哪 Where is Margo?
瑪格 Margo!
快 我們要... Come on! We're...
你這是怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
我討厭男孩 I hate boys.
是啊 他們最討厭了 Yes, they stink.
不過親愛的 我們得走了 Now, sorry, honey, we got to go.
抱歉 Sorry.
寶利特 Hey, Paulito.
怎么了 What's the matter?
你好 愛德華多 Oh, hey, Eduardo.
露西 Lucia.
抱歉 寶利特平常不這樣的 I apologize. Paulito, is usually not like this.
有一次它也是這樣對... The same thing happened the other day with...
對格魯的 With Gru...
說到格魯 Speaking of Gru,
你瞧見他了嗎 have you seen him?
我得和他談談 I really need to talk to him.
我覺得他就在這附近 Yes, I think he's somewhere around here.
你們倆很親密吧 You two are close, no?
我也不清楚 Oh... I don't know.
我們 也沒那么親密啦 I mean, close, I wouldn't say we're, "Close".
他說我們很親密嗎 Why, did he say we're close?
他親口說的嗎 Did he say that?
他倒沒這么說過 It's not what he did say.
比如說 For instance,
他從沒說過 he never mentioned...
你們都在反惡人聯盟工作 That you were both working for the Anti-Villain League!
你得跟我走 You're coming with me.
糟了 Funky.
愛德華多真的就是猛爺嗎 So Eduardo's actually El Macho?
厲害 Cool!
不 一點都不厲害 No, it is not cool!
我第一眼就看穿他了 Once I pretty much knew it was him all along,
所以還是我比較厲害 so if anyone's cool, it's me.
格魯 Gru!
你好啊 尼法里奧博士 Well, Dr. Nefario.
猛爺盯上你了 El Macho's onto you.
他知道你是反惡人聯盟的人了 He knows you're working for the AVL.
而且他抓了你的搭檔 And, he's got your partner.
露西 Lucy?
那不可能 Well, that's, impossible.
她去澳大利亞了 She's on her way to Australia.
尼法里奧 Nefario!
抱歉 得走了 Sorry, got to go.
他抓了露西? He's got Lucy?
抓不了多久的 Not for long.
快點 Come on.
我們要去把她救出來 We're getting her out of there.
什么聲音 What was that?
什么都沒有啊 I don't see anything.
我的獨角獸 My unicorn!
艾格妮絲 快跑 Agnes, run!
過來 快 Come on! Hurry!
快關上 Move!
怎么了 What's the matter?
凱文 Kevin!
尼法里奧博士 你回來了 Dr. Nefario! You're back!
如假包換 In the flesh!
還帶著 Behold...
解藥 The Antidote.
快來 Come on.
這些爛果凍終于能派上用場了 It's time we put this horrible jelly to some good use.
你們倆給我專心點 Hey! Guys! Come on! Stay focus here!
該死啊 Curses!
又栽了 Foiled again!
他們倆把我抓住了 These guys captured me!
快上樹 Up that tree.
快 快 Hurry! Hurry!
你好 格魯 Hello, Gru!
干得漂亮 尼法里奧博士 Hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
解藥都摻進果凍里了 I put all antidote in the jelly.
雖然我很愿意造出邪惡軍隊來毀滅世界 I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world...
但誰都別想對付我的家人 But nobody messes with my family.
謝謝你 博士 Thank you, Doctor.
現在讓我們去救... Now let's go get the...
你好 Hi!
你把孩子們也帶來了 You brought the girls?
是啊 Yes.
不行嗎 Oh. Is that wrong?
我的怪物軍怎么了 What's happening... to my minions?
格魯 Gru?
你們 去解決剩下的怪物軍 You guys, take care of the rest of the minions.
我去救露西 I'm going to find Lucy.
嘗嘗果凍的厲害 長毛怪 Eat jelly, you furry freaks!
結束了 猛爺 It's over, El Macho.
露西在哪里 Now where is Lucy?
自己看吧 Let me show you.
你好 格魯 Oh. Hey, Gru!
你說對了 他果然是那個什么猛爺 Turns out you were right about the Polo Macho thing, huh?
一按這個按鈕 One push of this button,
火箭就會發射 and I send that rocket,
徑直沖進那個我詐死的火山里 straight into the same volcano where I faked my death.
只不過 Only this time...
這次真的會死 It's for real.
不 No!
我們本可一起統治世界的 格魯 We could have ruled the world together, Gru.
但現在 But now...
你等著受死吧 You're gonna die.
口紅槍 Lipstick taser!
他居然學我 Aww. He copied me.
我才不怕 I am not afraid,
你那個果凍槍 of your jelly guns.
這個可不是果凍槍 親愛的 Oh, this ain't a jelly gun, Sunshine.
別擔心 格魯 我沒事 Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine!
比這更糟糕的我都經歷過 I have survived lots worse than this.
好吧 其實沒有 Okay, that's not entirely true.
我都快嚇死了 Actually I'm kinda freaking out up here!
別擔心 我會救你出去的 Don't worry. I will get you out of this.
我真討厭這只雞 I really hate that chicken.
是剪紅線嗎 一定是紅線 Is that a red one? It's definitely the red one!
格魯 Gru!
沒時間了 Any time now!
露西 我們這次可能沒命了 Lucy, we may not get out of this alive.
所以我得問你個問題 So, I need to ask you a question.
你可得快點問 Uhh... Better make it quick!
如果我約你出去 If I asked you out on a date,
你會同意嗎 What would you have said?
你開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me?
愿意 Yes!
跳 Jump!
露西 Lucy?
露西 你在哪 Lucy, where are you?
露西 Ah... Lucy!
格魯 Gru!!
抱歉 Sorry.
看來你得留著手劃水呢 Guess you, kinda need your arms to tread water, huh?
他們還會回來的 They'll be back.
147次約會后 147 dates later...
我能說"好惡心"嗎 Can I be the first to say, eww!
好了 Okay.
不好意思 Excuse me!
不好意思 Hi, excuse me.
各位好 Hi, everybody.
我有話要說 I'd like to make some toast....
來吧 Okay.
她... She... umm...
她親吻我的傷口 She kisses my boo-boos
她為我束起發辮 She braids my hair
我們愛你 親愛的媽媽 We Love You Mothers Everywhere
我的新媽媽露西無人能比 And my new Mom Lucy is beyond compare
為新娘和格魯舉杯 To bride! And Gru!
我好高興 I'm so happy!