Previously on KyLe xy:
The thought of you two living together.
it's not like that.
She needs a place to live,a family.
I know,but.
amanda,you're the onlyone for me.
I never caught your name.
Jessi.
I'm cassidy.
I've counseled a lot ofteenagers over the years.
I have never given upon any of them.
I'm not giving up on you.
I heard you've been spendingtime with lori trager.
We're just hanging out.
Not anymore.
There you are.
I don't know how to say this.
Mark told me he won't date me because he's afraidfor his future.
Good.He should be.
Why do you get to decidewho I can go out with?
Because I'm your fatherand you live in my house.
I thought you'd be with andi.
Her mom extended theirvacation rental another 3 weeks.
I just really miss her.
With kyle I'm just a sidekick.
But out here I'd sink 'em halfthe time with my eyes closed.
What did you do to amanda?
You put something in her head.
We might be ableto disintegrate it.
You've done enough.
Kyle,that's it.
Pass the electricity througha kiss.
You'll have to practice.
Are you ready?
Just try to be gentle.
Amanda,let me explain.
You are alwaystrying to explain.
But there is no explanationfor why you were kissing jessi!
I can feel what's happeningbetween you two.
But I can't be with you when I know I'm losing youto someone else.
You can never lose me.
I already have.
The call it heartache,a hurt so profound it becomes hard to breathe.
I had never felt it before,and I wondered,will it ever go away?
Kyle,I knowyou're hurting over amanda.
But you have to stop obsessing.
And I have just the distraction.
The allure of a new woman.
See?
Many new women.
Two dimensional,yes,but still satisfying.
It's a safe,easy escapewith someone you love.
You!
Let music be your relief,your way out.
You're wallowing in sorrow,you're depressed.
You're pining.
You need a minor.
Come on,now.
With more feeling.
Commit.
Great.
You're notthe first guy to get dumped.
Think of it asa rite of passage.
Mine was tenth grade,beth ann johnson.
Beautiful,adventurous,a gymnast.
Deadly.
Stick with me,now.
Ok.
I'm ready.
What are you doing?
Wiping amandafrom kyle's memory.
Jessi!
Could you give us a minute?
But I'm all charged up.
Jessi,please.
Fine.
I'll just gozap someone else,then.
I'm kidding.
She is kidding,right?
Ok,kyle,what you're goingthrough takes time.
But it will take even longer the more you lay around hereand feel sorry for yourself.
It's time to get up,or man up,whatever the phraseis these days.
Man up?
Out of the tub.
Now.
Either that or fill it with soapand water because you stink.
Come on.
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Kyle XY Season03 Episode04
We should go.
Sit.
I thought amanda didn't work on fridays.
You know her schedule?
That's so co-dependent.
I've been reading some of nicole's books.
Like it or not,you're gonna see her.
She lives next door,so get used to it.
If you want my advice.
We don'T.
Ok.
I can't believehe came in here with her.
Who?
Please.
I saw your jaw clinch.
By the way,don't grind or you'll get really bad tmj
and have to eat creamed spinach the rest of your life.
Do they look like a couple?
Pumpkin,don't torture yourself.
Just look over there and tell me.
I see a decided lack of chemistry.
Nothing like whatky-manda exuded.
She just looked over here.
She did?
Don't look back.
She'll see you.
Where should I look?
Anywhere.
Here,look at me.
Yeah.
Yeah,look deep intotrager's eyes.
That's not weird.
Kyle,look at me.
I don't think that's a good idea.
As a matter of fact,maybe you shouldn't besitting next to me.
Maybe I should just sitat another table.
I'll make it easier for you.
Jessi,wait.
Feeling better?
Are you using your car?
What?
I couldn't hear you.
Could I borrow your car,please?
For?
I want to go out.
Where to?
I'm not sure.
What,you just gonna drive around aimlessly?
Can I borrow your car or not?
Josh has it.
Josh has the car?
Josh has a car.
Radiator's bustedso he took mine.
You couldn't just say that?
Oh,and be straight with you?
Like you were when you went to see mark?
Passive-aggressive doesn't really suit you.
You lied to me,lori.
You gave me a good reason to.
Jessi,is that you?
Come on in.
I was just lookingat these colors.
Any preferences?
For the walls.
Any preferences?
Um,not really.
Any color's fine.
Well,it's gonna be your room.
I want you to feel comfortable.
Something bothering you?
No.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn'T.
Why are you sorry?
Habit.
Being in this room,I guess,trying to get people to open up.
Just know you can talk to mewhenever you want to.
In this roomor not in this room.
Nicole?
Yeah?
I feel.
that daughter of yours!
Hey,jessi.
Um,this green's fine.
I should talk to her.
Bad idea.
I could explain.
What?
Why you kissedanother girl?
Right in front of her?
You can't take that back.
You're finished,kyle.
It's over.
Way to lift his spirits,dude.
Come on.
We're getting out of here.
Where are we going?
I've got just the cure.
Good magazine?
If by good you meantrashy and trivial and completely devoid of journalistic value,
then yes,it's fantastic.
I'll leave you alone.
Wait.
You don't have to.
It's not you.
Who is it?
My father.
He's unbelievable.
He's got this bug up his assabout mark.
A bug?
He's pulling this bigpower trip on me.
And now I am stuck here,carless with no place to go.
I wish I had a place of my own.
I do.
The apartment.
I still have the keys.
What are we waiting for?
There's really nothingto do there.
It doesn't matter.
It's not here.
Are you coming?
Is this spot ok?
It's fine.
I parked here a million times.
Where are we?
Kyle,my friend,we're at a seattle landmark.
Little-known watering hole,
tradition passed on from generation to generationof teenagers.
What is it?
A bar that doesn't check ids.
Isn't that illegal?
Tonight isn't abouttechnicalities.
It's about letting loose,it's about seeing how much funlife can be post-amanda.
So,why are we at a bar?
You don't even have cable?
I told you,there's nothing to do here.
Hi,jessi.
How are you?
How are you doing?
What are you two ladiesup to this evening?
What did you have in mind?
I was gonna go meet a friendfor coffee.
Any suggestions?
Try the rack.
God,no.
It's totally lame.
Check out.
Actually,their lattesare amazing.
Well,we have to go.
Cool.
Maybe I'll see you later?
Maybe.
What's the matter with you?
Ladies,looking good.
You want to take itdown a notch?
Ladies.
That girl keeps smiling at me.
She likes you,dude.
She doesn't even know me.
She feels the heat.
See?
Everyone's havinga great time.
Uh,I don't think so,little man.
You're kidding me,right?
Your dad would kill me.
You're our designated driver.
This sucks.
What are you doing?
I just.
are you calling amanda?
Dude,you're missing the point.
Forget amanda.
Forget her?
Dude,you've been in that roomfor days.
You've got tub sores.
You're in pain.
Forgetting her is a good thing.
This will help.
Wait.
I tried that onceand I did not like it.
You didn't do it right.
Just do it.
Come on.
And the wife says,"thas not a pig."
And the guy says,"I wasn't talking to you."
I don't get it.
What are you talking about,man?
It's ingenious.
What?
Everything is vibratingor something.
Really?
Yes.
I feel a distinct hum.
Dude,you're buzzed.
Buzzed?
Alcohol's kicking in.
I'm buzzed.
This is cool.
Just us guys,bonding over lady trouble.
What kind of lady troubledo you have?
Dude,andi's been out of townfor two weeks.
And when she's hereshe can be a real ball buster.
Talking about ball buster,try your sister.
Please.
I've had to livewith that for 16 years.
Why would you everbe with her by choice?
Her dining habits alone.
The way she slurps.
You ever watch hilary eat?
Tiny nibbles.
She,like,flosses after every bite.
Andi doesn't wear deodorant.
There.I said it.
What do you have on amanda?
I haven't thought about amandafor six minutes and 14 seconds.
It's working!
They called it male bonding.
An exercise in forgetting our problems.
And the girls who had caused them.
I wasn't sure why I had to drink myself full of chemicals to achieve it,
but they clearly felt like I needed the help.
Go,go.
Ok,ok.
Dude,the head.
The head?
I love you guys.
I love you,too.
No,you gotta add the guys,man.
Guys.
I love you.
Ladies.
I'm drinkingto forget my girlfriend.
Come on,it'll be fun.
Oh,my god.
And that british accent.
He was totally laying on the charm.
How could you not be into him?
Isn't he too old?
Good old,not gross old.
Popcorn.
Jessi!
There is a foreign hottie out there who seems really into you.
So?
Do something about it.
You're available.
I guess.
You guess?
Is there a romanticinterest I'm not aware of?
Only kyle.
Oh,ok.
Rewind.
Kyle?
Is that a problem?
Huge.
You lifted me so I could reach the peaks you lifted me to be a better man
Here we go.
I think we should get kyle out of here.
He's fine.
People are starting to stare.
Now I'm makingsome serious dime.
Ok,do you wantto win your money back?
Nothing or double.
Double or nothing.
That's what I said.
See this glass?
Somebody over there,catch.
Put that glass onto the bar.
I'm going to bounce this quarter off of this tableonto the countertop,
off of that neon sign,off of that hanging light and skipping it offthe handle there.
Beer tap.
That'll never happen.
Thank you.
And into the glass.
I'll take that bet.
You will lose.
Sir.
Just do it.
Pay up.
Thank you,gentlemen.
I've enjoyed bonding with you.
I love you.
How long have you beeninto kyle?
I guess I've always felta special connection.
Aren't you guys like,brother and sister?
No.
But you guys both have the sameno belly button thing.
That doesn't meanwe're related.
You sure seem like you are.
No,it's more likewe're from the same village.
Is everybodyin a small town related?
In some parts of the country.
Look,I can't help it if I thinkkyle and I are soul mates.
I just do.
Soul mates?
Does kyle know about any of this?
He's never said anything.
But I think he feels the same way.
Or he will eventually.
Jessi,kyle is totally,hopelessly in love with amanda.
But they broke up.
That doesn't mean he's notstill hung up on her.
You saw him.
He's been miredin wallowtown for days.
Well,when will that end?
There's no exact time.
It could take months,years,forever to get over someone.
Meanwhile,there's an excitinginternational man of mystery
who wants to have coffeewith you at the rack.
Well,what about you?
What about me?
I'll be fine.
Hot older guysalways have hot older friends.
Watch this.
Hey,the electric!
Do you have one of thoseclappers like they sell on tv?
Kyle,you reallyshouldn't do that.
Oh,mr.Grumpy.
Please don't do that.
What else can you do?
Well.
oh,not good.
This is not good.
Where the hell is declan?
You're like,a magician or something.
Nope.
I was born in a pod.
I'm a science experiment.
You're funny.
Declan!
You're bald.
Josh,do you mind?
We gotta get kyle out of here.
Not now.
My name is kyle and I am theresult of a science experiment.
Hang on.
It's tom foss.
Hello,foss.
Kyle,I've been tryingto call you.
You've been tryingto call me what?
Are you drunk?
No.
Maybe.
Yes.
Kyle,listen to me.
Don'T.
Not now.
I just hung up on foss.
Anyway,what was I saying?
So,latnok took an embryo and put it in a pod withall these x and y chromosomes,
which is whythere's no umbilical cord.
Kyle!
Yes!
That is my name!
Gotta stop,buddy.
No.
I cannot stop.
Because I'm kyle.
I'm kyle xy.
Now can we leave?
Is is a disaster.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Bringing kyle home like thisisn't fine.
Kyle,are you ok?
Can't you do something like,I don't know,
alter the polarity of your liver to process the alcoholor something?
I can't believeyou did this to him.
Me?
You were into this toountil I cut you off.
Oh,about that.
I think ihave ginger ale poisoning.
No way.
Please tell mee parked someplace else.
You lifted me so I could reach the peaks
you made me drinkso I could hardly speak
what can I get for you?
I hear your lattes areexceptional.
I wouldn't go that far,but they don't disappoint.
I'll have one of them,then.
Nonfat.
Sorry.
Have we met?
I don't believeI've had the pleasure.
One latte,nonfat.
Oh,hello.
I'm lori,by the way.
Michael cassidy.
Oh,here's my friend.
Ooh,a friend.
I want you to meet him.
Thanks for the ride.
No problem.
Thank you.
Man.
Now my butt smellslike cabbage.
What else is new?
The window.
Hey,man,our car got towedin front of the wild coyote.
It's my dad's suv.
Your daddy's car towed.
You guys might lose your xboxfor a few days.
I need to see your driver'slicense and your registration.
Uh,the registration'sin the car.
That's a problem,isn't it?
Come on,man.
Do you understand the absurdity of the conundrumthat you presented?
How is that?
You asked us to show youour registration to retrieve our car.
But our car is lockedbehind a fence that you won't let us get to.
That is incredibly stupid.
Are you calling me stupid?
Uh,no,sir.
Not at all.
Can we just work something out,or.
sure.
I'll tell you what.
You give me 200 bucks,I'll let you go backand get your registration.
Ah,see,yeah,I don'T.
I don't have $200 on me.
Well,you know,I guessyou're gonna have to call daddy.
You're good boys,aren't you?
What the hell are you doing?
Why would you invite lori trager here if you knewyou were meeting me?
I don't see the problem.
Is there a problem?
You told me not to see her.
Change of plans.
A change of plans?
I changed my mind.
I thought you'd be happyabout it.
Whatever.
Are you purging?
Yeah.
Just tossing out everythingdated last century.
So you realizeall the kids are out?
Yeah.
I want to finish.
Are you mad at me?
Nope.
Just busy.
You are mad at me.
Why?
I'm not mad.
It's just.
here I was,trying to reach out to jessi,something I rarelyget a chance to do.
And you barge in herewith the same nonsense about lori
and her bad attitudeor whatever it is you call it.
She lied to me.
I know that.
But there was no good reason for you to objectto her seeing mark.
Mark's two years older.
You're four yearsolder than me.
She's in high schooland he's in college.
He's smart,he's responsible.
The kind of boywe want her to be with.
But you laid down the lawand she broke it.
So you got all puffed up.
Puffed up?
She didn't do what you wantedher to do,and your ego took a hit.
Is that all?
That's all.
Almost there.
Why are we doing this again?
To get your registrationfrom the car.
Am I bleeding?
No.
Ok.
Your turn.
Show off.
Just look for the car.
I can't believe we're doingthis.
This is all...
my fault.
Acknowledged.
I was just tryingto make kyle feel better.
I don'T.
I feel terrible.
It'll pass.
I don't feel betterabout anything.
You gonna start in on me too?
You should have let me callamanda when I wanted.
Fine.You know what?
Go ahead,call her.
Beg for forgiveness.
You'll probably pull it off,too,'cause you're kyle.
Perfect kyle.
You always knowjust what to do.
What was that about?
I don't know.
I feel sick.
Don't leave me,buddy.
Come on.
I feel really sick.
Holy crap.
What did you do?
I altered the polarityof my liver to return my bodyto homeostasis.
That's what I said.
Oh,no.
You stole the car?
It's your car.
Get in.
Get out!
What?
You're drunk.I'm not getting inthe car with you.Get in back.
Stay where you are!
We're all gonna die.
Get back here!
Oh,great.
Just great.
At least I got your car back.
You've been really awesometonight.Thank you.
It's just a flat tire.
We can fix it.
Right.
Kyle can twitch his noseor channel his chi or something.
We all know you're the man.
You're the savior.
I'm the screw up.
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
Just...
just fix it.
I will.
What's taking so long,huh?
Come on,work your magic.
Why are you acting like this?
You got a problem?
Hey,stop!
Come on.
You guys should be looking afterme,not the other way around.
This is crazy.
I'm the sober one.
I'm the designated driver.
I'm refereeing the fight.
And giving girl advice.
When you think about it,I'm the only one with a successful,functioning relationship.
What am I doing withyou two losers?
What are you doing with your life now?
Are you goingto college or working?
I'm not that old.
You are very mature.
I've had to learn quickly.
It shows.
I haven't seen youaround the apartment.
My mother.
She left.
She left me.
I'm sorry.
I'm all right.
It's ok if you're not.
You will be.
Let me explain.
What?How you likejerking girls around?
One minute you're into me,then suddenly you're not.
Can I talk?
We play the whole"accidental run-in thing."
Then you gave me a kiss,which from my vantage pointyou seemed to like.
And then,boom,suddenlyyou don't want to defy my father
or jeopardize your futureor some other lame-ass excuse.
- But it'S.- let me finish.
I thought we had something,but clearly you don'T.
The least you could have done was been man enoughto be honest.
Excuse me.
Did I do something?
No!
Why are you so angry?
If you ask me,he's still hung up on lori.
It's not about lori or hilary.
It's not about girls at all.
You're not,uh.
it's about my ankle,you idiot!
I went to see a specialistthe other day.
Top foot guy around.
Treats the seahawksand the sonics.
Turns out there'sthis little bone.
Talus or something.
Anyway,mine's been fracturedfor like,years,he said.
Maybe if they wouldhave caught it.
they didn'T.
So I've been playing on it.
Never healed right.
What about the surgeryyou had before?
It's a different partof the ankle.
Just one of those things.
Diminished function,I think they call it.
Basketball's history.
I should have cracked a bookonce in a while,I guess.
I'll uh,get the spare.
Are you in pain?
Some.
Is that why you wantedto get drunk tonight?
To forget?
Maybe,yeah.
Kyle,you step up and face yourproblems,but me,I run away.
For once I guessI wanted you to do the same.
When I saw youlike that tonight,it made me feel so badabout my life.
I understand.
Uh,guys,I don't thinkwe have a spare.
Your father drives aroundwithout a spare?
Guess so.
Now I've got to call him.
What am I supposed to say?
Hey,dad!
You want to come pick us up?
We just did some seriousunderage drinking.
And then,after kyle'shumongous ralph,
we shredded the back tirebreaking out of an impound lot.
Thanks for driving,by the way.
You should have seen this guyback at the bar.
He picked up a bald chick.
You did?
She wasn't bald.
Her head was shaved.
There's a difference.
Cue ball.
I don't reallyremember that much.
You don't?
Why?
Did I do something?
Oh,no.
Nothing,really.
Gentlemen,our luckis about to change.
Now you are gonna pay for what you didback there,boy.
I'd like to.
Eighty-five dollars for the impound fee and whateverit costs to fix the fence.
I don't want your money.
What the hell are you?
All right.
Keep it.
I got something better.
I don't like that she lied.
I don't either.
But I guess my ego didcome into play.
But I didn't get all puffed up.
How about slightly inflated?
I'm sorry I interruptedyou and jessi earlier.
I'll get another chance.
I'll tell loriit's ok to see mark.
I just hope it's not too late.
I knew jessi was goodfor something.
Mother relationshipsare a tricky business.
Believe me,I know.
Did yours leave,too?
Maybe I'll tell youmore about it someday when I know you better.
We're supposed to be closed.
Is there anything else?
Sorry,love.
Here you go.
She's a bit icy,isn't she?
I kissed her boyfriend.
Oh,really?
We always hada special connection.
You and her boyfriend.
Yeah.
It's hard to explain.
But it's there.
It's like we speakthe same language,have the same thoughts.
That is a rare thing to find.
Yeah,well.
for some reason he thinkshe's meant to be with amanda.
Have you told this boyhow you feel?
It's complicated.
I'm livingin the same house now.
Listen,jessi,you are a very specialyoung lady.
You're brilliant,beautiful,unique,you know.
From what I've seen,thatamanda girl has nothing on you.
And if you really do sense that special bondbetween you and kyle,
you should act on it.
How did you know his name?
I never mentioned it.
There's a lot of thingsI know about you,jessi.
A lot more than you think.
And many that you don't knowabout me.
I don't understand.
I think it's time I explained.
Man,I feel like I've been hitby a truck.
Me,too and I didn't even drink.
Is amanda's light still on?
I can't help it.
You could always get drunkevery night.
I don't ever want to get drunklike that again.
I don't want to forgethow much I care about amanda and why she's so importantto me.
So,you happy being miserable?
I'm gonna haveto work through it.
Nothing I can do or sayis gonna help her understand.
Well,except the truth.
What?
Josh is right.
Why not tell her everything?
I can'T.
Why not?
You told us the truth.
It's not the same.
Kyle!
It's totally the same.
Bro,I don't understand.
Go for it,man.
I can't!
It's not the same.
Amanda loves me and if I tell her everything.
I don't want herto stop loving me.
You've already lost her.
You've got nothing to lose.
You know,I rarely agree with this guy here,but he's right,kyle.
Nothing to loseand everything to gain.
Seems too easy.
Sometimes the bestsolutions are.
I'm gonna tell her.
Dude,you made a breakthrough.
Go now.
Before you lose your nerve.
I love you guys.
After a night of mistakes and valuable lessons learned,
I finally understood male bonding.
It's not using your friends to forget.
It's remembering how lucky you are to have them.
All right,go.
So.
You can give me a lift home.
Let's go.
Foss,I can't talk right now.
Kyle!
I've been trying to reach you.
I was with my friends.
Yeah.
Getting drunk!
When I call you it's important.
I'm sorry.
You answer the phone and you stay on it!
I needed you and you were gone.
There's been a lot going on.
Listen to me.
Adam baylin.what?
What about him?
He's been deteriorating.
And I've been moving himfrom location to location.
Staying on the run.
Why?
What's been going on?
He wanted to see you,kyle.
Tell me!
Adam died today.
He died?
You may not realize it yet,but this changes everything.
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